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Jimmy Kimmel Headlines Saturday's WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER!!

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NBC’s most popular scripted show, “Saturday Night Live,” is dark this first weekend of Sweeps, but there’s still live comedy.

Jimmy Kimmel is hosting Saturday’s White House Correspondents dinner. C-SPAN begins coverage around 6:30 p.m. ET / 3:30 p.m. PT.

MSNBC will interrupt its marathon prison programming around 9:30 p.m. ET / 6:30 p.m. PT.

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  • April 28, 2012, 1:53 a.m. CST

    Would the owner of fourteen bullet-proof black SUVs please move them

    by Tigger Tales

  • Yes it's always bad to compare anyone to Hitler but refute the above effectively. Impossible. <P> Herc, I adore your adoration.

  • April 28, 2012, 5:11 a.m. CST

    @supermarch Godwin's law

    by syn_flood

    You fail at the first hurdle.

  • It also didn't help that they didn't know to cut to his vids.

  • April 28, 2012, 5:23 a.m. CST

    Seth Meyers definitely had the best set in years.

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    And his best material in a long time as far as comparisons to his Weekend Update stuff. Ultimately I think it's because the subject matter was more specific, it wasn't news-of-the-week subject matter, and he had more time to prepare. Also, that's the kind of delivery you need at these things, take notes Leno.

  • April 28, 2012, 5:57 a.m. CST

    I'd love to see some of the older ones - re: Franken

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Hopefully Kimmel is bringing some A+ material to this.

  • April 28, 2012, 6 a.m. CST

    The President's own speech last year was epic

    by syn_flood

    The Lion King clip had me in stitches. Also, it was great to see Trump stewing in the audience.

  • April 28, 2012, 6:01 a.m. CST

    I wonder if Kimmel will say something offensive.

    by tonagan

    Usually someone complains that the presenters cross the line in one way or another, though to guarantee that, they should have gotten Sarah Silverman.

  • April 28, 2012, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Is this related to the sweeps?

    by MisterManReturns

    Remind me how long they last...seems pretty early this year...

  • April 28, 2012, 7:46 a.m. CST

    No one can do better than Colbert a few years ago.

    by Mahaloth

    That took some serious guts.

  • April 28, 2012, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Colbert had them--and they were the size of Buicks

    by proevad

  • April 28, 2012, 9:12 a.m. CST

    President Obama made a joke about drones that was disgusting

    by proevad

    Think that was last year. I like him, but it was a shitty thing to say.

  • April 28, 2012, 9:28 a.m. CST

    ferguson for the win

    by j2talk

  • pass

  • April 28, 2012, 10:37 a.m. CST

    ah, scratch that... Lohan will not be in attendance

    by Tigger Tales

  • April 28, 2012, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Kimmel has become such a lazy comedian.

    by MST3KPIMP

  • April 28, 2012, 11:16 a.m. CST

    He'll hammer Romney and oh-so-gently tweak The Messiah

    by mypalfish

    There was a recent interview with Kimmel where he said there wasn't really anything funny about Obama. I'm not sure if I've ever seen hero worship like what's placed on Barack from the Hollywood Elite (not to mention the MSM).

  • April 28, 2012, 11:43 a.m. CST

    mypalfish? Funny thing is there's LOTS of material to mine with Obama...

    by Mistahtibbs

    ...just nobody wants to do it. "Hero worship" is right. Spot on assessment. Too bad because I like to laugh. mt

  • April 28, 2012, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Being popular and communicating well

    by k88dad

    I'm always tickled by conservatives who desperately try to paint being popular and communicating well as being a bad thing. If that were true, then Ronald Reagan would have been one of the worst Presidents ever.

  • April 28, 2012, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Kimmel's a celebrity salad-tosser who poses as irreverent.

    by Pvt. Duke

    The only times he displays the caustic streak he's known for is when he's going after easy targets like Jay Leno (none of the cool kids like Leno) or Kim Kardashian (who's a prostitute). The episode the other night when he was showing his vacation photos with Emily Blunt and John Krasinski was awful... as it unfolded, there was actually this creeping dread that, "Holy god, there's no punchline... they're literally just SHOWING VACATION PHOTOS." Isn't that an old adage? That there's nothing more boring than looking at someone else's vacation photos? Was this one of those neo-Kaufman bits where if people enjoy it, great, and if not, well fuck it because we were just being ironic? Whatever the case, it highlighted Kimmel's transformation from Schlub Club elder statesman to master of the celebrity reacharound. He's thinner, more tanned, gets better gigs, but he's still basically a caricature of the modern American. And as someone who's watched him from the start, I'm convinced that all his opinions are suspect, and crafted to suit the perceived Hollywood M.O. Cousin Sal is probably the most unlikeable personality on all of television, and Guillermo became self-aware ages ago. It's the reason reality shows go to shit after season one, and Guillermo's been laughing at his own bad jokes for five years. Red Carpet Guillermo was classic. Ubiquitious Guierrmo is grating as fuck. But it still beats Fallon and his cutesy bullshit.

  • April 28, 2012, 3:37 p.m. CST

    All you need to know...

    by BeMoreFunny

    Is that Kimmel is the guy they turned to when Louis CK was deemed too offensive, for calling Sarah Palin a cunt on Twitter a couple years ago. When you can't get a real comic, you get a fucking maitre de.

  • April 28, 2012, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Stupid event...

    by MaxHeadroom

    It demeans the office and were I president I'd skip it.

  • April 28, 2012, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Commedians and Obama

    by JackieJokeman

    the jesters will speak truth to power..s opponents. Another White House Correspondents dinner where not one joke is at Obamas expense? No thanks

  • How do they size pants big enough to contain his balls?

  • April 28, 2012, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Ya remember when Guillermo was'nt self-aware?

    by MST3KPIMP

    He was so fun and unpredictable a tru fish out of water, now he's like an old circus monkey that's been run through the hoops too many times. That might be when the show really went downhill and fell into the formula that is just a chore to sit through.

  • ...when they themselves are only too glad to indulge in it big time when it comes to Saint Ronnie - the missing fifth president from Mt. Rushmore. And he was an actual actor AND celebrity - the same things they accuse Obama of being and try to paint as being a bad thing when it comes to Obama. The real big irony of it all is that if Ronald Reagan were running for the Republican nomination today with today's GOP, he would never EVER get more votes than freaking Ron Paul, and would never get within a cat's whisker of ever being president. Same goes for that other big Republican hero Abe Lincoln. IT must really suck for you losers to know that last year when Obama was busy tearing Donald Trump a new one, after having royally OWNED the Birthers, he was also simultaneously taking down the man that Bush couldn't get in 7 whole years

  • April 28, 2012, 8:24 p.m. CST

    thanks buckethead50

    by Tigger Tales

    that rules

  • April 28, 2012, 8:32 p.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    All the intelligence that led to the death of Bin Laden, was gather from sources that Gitmo. You know the place the your idol PROMISED to close when he was running for office the first time. He didn't close it, now did he? Should we call that a lie? And to give him ALL the credit for the work that members of our Intelligence agencies had been doing for years....isn't that a little generous? I mean he said Bush was unpatriotic for him running up 4 trillion dollars worth of debt in 8 years. But then your hero turns around and runs up more than that in less than 4 years. Sound like a good thing to you?

  • Obama is the Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • April 28, 2012, 9:08 p.m. CST

    latest polling data

    by Hercules

  • April 28, 2012, 9:23 p.m. CST

    To the Moron known as mrlongbaugh......

    by Kai_Mah'gra

    I only got as far as Gitmo in your moronic post, so here's a little bit of FACT to clue you into reality. A recent report by a former CIA analyst revealed that no useful intel was uncovered by rendition or enhanced interrogation - techniques -also known as TORTURE in other parts of the world. Which is what was supposed to have been yielded from Gitmo. Furthermore, Bob Gates - the former Defense Secretary who worked for 5 presidents including both Obama and Bush before him and who is a registered Republican stated categorically after Bin Laden's death that NONE of the intel acquired that lead to his killing was gotten from Torture or enhanced interrogation technique. So stick that "Intel from GITMO" bullshit up your stupid ass and don't expose the world to your stupidity and ignorance like that again. As for him not closing GITMO - one of Obama's first acts as president was to sign and Executive Order, decreeing the closure of GITMO and the transfer of the detainees to the US mainland to await proper due process. Now if you knew anything about how this Government works instead of watching a lot of Faux News bullcrap, you would know that while the president can issue orders concerning military and National Security matters without having to seek the consent of Congress, it is ultimately Congress the controls the purse-strings and the funds to actually carry out those orders. In this case, after the Executive order was signed, Congress was to pass a bill authorizing the release of funding to transfer those detainees to Supermax prisoners in the US. The bill was voted down in the Senate by a vote of 94-6. That's right it was and is Congress tha was responsible for the non-closure of GITMO. NOt Obama, who did everything within his power to close it. And he even tried to do it again 2 more times and both times he got shut down again by Congress. So tell me, Moron,who is responsible for GITMO still being opened? He is a president, the leader of a Government that's hampered by those annoying "checks-and-balances" thing. Not a King with unlimited powers. I realize that's a difficult concept for a douchnozzle Republiturd Moron who's weaned on Fox News propaganda and is used to watching Bush run the country anyway he wants, like you to understand. But try with all your might to strain those 2 brain cells swimming in that vacuum you call a skull, to evolve far enough to understand that. As for everything else, try not shitting yourself too hard when you come to the sad (for you) realization that you're going to have to face FOUR MORE YEARS of a Barack Obama presidency after he wipes the floor with Romney and pulverizes him in November.

  • April 28, 2012, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Oh and mrlongbaugh,.... about that debt BULLSHIT...

    by Kai_Mah'gra

    .....did you stop to factor in the FACT that of that $4 Trillion that you're accusing Obama of running up, actually includes close to $2 Trillion the country was spent on 10 years of a poorly executed and badly mismanaged wars started by your idiot hero president before Obama, and which were UNPAID FOR, and which Obama added to the books immediately he got into office? No? I didn't think so. And did you bother to factor into that $4 Trillion the close to $1 Trillion in BUSH TAX cuts, guessed it.....UNPAID FOR? Did you? No? I didn't think so. Which means, I'm guessing it didn't make any impact in that excuse you call a skull for a brain, that the $4Trillion also includes close to $1 Trillion in a Stimulus that was meant to FIX the Economy that your Moron King president Bush broke and let implode on itself. But let's not let silly little things like FACTS sully such a pristine, unfettered pure thing that a Repulicunt, Conservaturd brain that's never bothered to research anything like facts or anything that's not spoon-fed to them from Republican propaganda I mean.... Fox News. Next time you open your mouth to spout bullshit, just make sure you don't open it all the way until your excuse of a brain falls out. You might still need it, even if just as a counterweight to balance your feet.

  • April 28, 2012, 10:08 p.m. CST

    Wow Kimmel kinda pulled it off.. too bad he's not that good on ABC

    by MST3KPIMP

  • Then you wrote fail? <P> It's so sad when people try to be 'hip'. Especially when its online or if its a president. <P> Thanks for trying, dicksuck.

  • April 28, 2012, 11:10 p.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    Ok angry man. Here is something for your debt argument. Read this and then try and twist the facts any fucking way you want. You'll still be pissing in the wind.

  • April 28, 2012, 11:22 p.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    Ok little man. Here is something for you and your Bin Laden intel for you. Keep twisting facts.

  • April 28, 2012, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Once again, when it comes to AICN and politics...

    by John Brown

    ...perfect evidence as to why this country's going down the shitter. You idiots, right AND left, are more interested in proving your greater intelligence and moral superiority than actually pursuing ways of moving our country forward. Obama's a muslim, Bush was a war criminal, Republicans are fascist warmongers, Democrats are socialist's the whole "I'm right, you're Hitler" mindset that has made it impossible to get any good done in the governmental sphere. The only thing that matters is getting and holding on to power, and the cheapest and easiest way to do that is to paint the other side with the most ridiculous brush of hyperbole imaginable: "Did you know Republicans are waging a war on women?" "Did you know Democrats want to kill babies?" And it never ends. And then I come here to AICN to read news about movies, and I run into Talkbacks like this. Yeah, I know, I could assume it will be political and avoid it, but it's like a trainwreck you just have to watch. Unfortunately, it's a trainwreck that involves the future of our nation.

  • April 28, 2012, 11:36 p.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    I apologize for the discussion moving towards an uncomfrtable topic for many people. He was the one who showed up and started spewing hatred. Look at his replies to me. Examine the language. Just couldn't let it slide.

  • April 28, 2012, 11:43 p.m. CST

    This was NOT the dinner Louis CK was going to do, BTW

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Louis CK was going to do the Radio and TV correspondents dinner, which is a different thing, apparently. Kimmel was always this Correspondents Dinner.

  • April 28, 2012, 11:50 p.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    You should love this one. Take care sport.

  • April 29, 2012, 12:14 a.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    See...that is tycial liberal response. If someone doesn't agree with you or your policies., you just start calling names and spewing hatred. I backed up my statements with links to the facts. I believe I was backing up what I said with some facts. How was I not backing up what I said?

  • April 29, 2012, 12:20 a.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    Here is one for you since you brought up the bail outs. Enjoy!!

  • April 29, 2012, 2:16 a.m. CST

    Did Barry joke about Fast & Furious?

    by Sir Loin

    Just wondering, since an American border agent was killed and everything. Should've been comedy gold for that guy.

  • April 29, 2012, 3:08 a.m. CST

    @sir loin

    by torontoxic

    Barry only cares about those who look like they could have been his son. <P> But that whole selling guns to cartels was probably also Bush's fault somehow. Unless it gets turned around and is a good thing. Then is was B-rock. <P> Hell I don't even know why I want him out. The worse off America is the better our (Canadian) dollar does. 4 more years! Because I love buying shit for cheap in Buffalo.

  • April 29, 2012, 10:09 a.m. CST


    by BlaGyver

    You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. That was fucking awesome.

  • April 29, 2012, 12:01 p.m. CST


    by MrLongbaugh

    See...the same name calling and hate filled ranting. You made my point for me. Thanks and have a great day sport!!!

  • April 29, 2012, 12:11 p.m. CST


    by Kai_Mah'gra

    I like the cut of your jib. Goes without saying, great minds thinking alike and all that.

  • ....and even throw in a few quotes from a few Republican names you might be familiar with. Let's have a link-party. Here's a few for you... 'Surveillance, Not Waterboarding led to bin LAden' 'Key Bin Laden intel not produc of torture' ....and here's what the Senate Intelligence committe had to say on the matter:- 'Sentate Intel chair: Torture did not lead to Bin Laden in ANY WAY' ...I would take their word over that of some 2-braincell jackshit Moron trolling some internet comment board (that would be YOU) .....Here's another guy who might know more about it than you, seeing as he was actually one of the people involved in getting the actual intel:- Glenn L. Carle, a retired C.I.A. officer who oversaw the interrogation of a high-level detainee in 2002, said in a phone interview Tuesday, that coercive techniques **'didn't provide useful, meaningful, trustworthy information.'** He said that while some of his colleagues defended the measures, "everyone was deeply concerned and most felt it was un-American and did not work. ....yet another guy who might know more about it than you, Douchebag... 'Torture didn't lead to bin Laden: John McCain' >>>*In short, it was not torture or cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment of detainees that got us the major leads that ultimately enabled our intelligence community to find Osama bin Laden,* McCain, who himself suffered torture as a prisoner during the Vietnam war, said in the Senate. ....more McCain.... 'John McCain: Stop Your Lying, Bush–Torture Apologists' ...listen to your elders. ...Even DONALD RUMSFIELD himself, thinks you're a total Moron for thinking that either Torture or Gitmo had anything to do with Bin Laden's eventual death. Take a listen (or a looksie if you prefer) 'No Waterboarding Used to Obtain bin Laden Intel, Rumsfeld Says' And that's DONALD RUMSFIELD saying that..... That's like being told you're an evil malignant soul-less tumor of a human shitstain by Dick Cheney. Chew on those while you pick your ass off the floor....

  • First a little but of history for you, on the difference between Republicans and Democrats when it comes to spending and the National debt....... And now, a little bit of perspective on the present spending and deficit levels: ..... a graph first, since you like pictures so much... and in case you think I made that up, that graph is based on figures that actually came from a Center on Budget and Policy and Priorities (a NON-PARTISAN think thank) study on the spending of the 2 presidents. ....and the accompanying article, placing the spending and debts in exactly the right administrations as they should be placed instead of cumulartively blaming the lastest president for all of them.... In other words, take the Iraq/Afghanistan wars (which cost close to $2 Trillion and which America is still paying for) along with the Bush Tax cuts (costing close to $2 TRillion) both of which were unpaid for and therefore kept out of the books, (and which Obama did the responsible thing by adding to the books immediately he got to office), and add other things like TARP (signed under BUSH - NOT Obama - and costing close to about $250 Billion) and add all those things to the right column and the correct presidency (Bush's) and we aren't having this debate about who's more responsible for most of that $ 5Trillion debt that you're shameless attribute to Obama. And that's not even accounting for the fact that most of Obama's spending has come from a stimulus to FIX Bush's broken Economy and his recession or the fact that the Fiscal year actually ends in Sept of any given calender year, which would mean that all that spending in 2009 which you attribute to OBama - especially if it happened within the first 9 months - actually belongs to Bush, and not Obama. The first Fiscal year of Obama's presidency (to which you would add the Stimulus bill and the Auto Bailouts, but not TARP) actually started in October 2009. But like I said before, don't let silly little things like FACTS sully that dimwitted drum of an excuse you call a brain floating between your ears. Don't forget to pick up your ass and tuck your tail between your legs on your way out of the door and enjoy your big giant cup of 'SHUT THE FUCK UP' specially brewed with a serving of crow. Pick up your free commemorative 'I have to endure FOUR MORE YEARS of President Obama' T-shirts on your way out too.

  • Newsflash for the lot of you fuckwits: ALL politicians are dirty, and ALL special interest groups have an agenda that serves themselves more than anyone else. You think a D or an R separates right and wrong and black and white? Grow the fuck up! And word is Kimmel lost the room when he joked about print media being dead, and wasn't able to recover after that. My question is: why the fuck are we talking about this? The economy is shit, the job market is shit, the housing market is shit, and we're sitting around attacking each other over these rich, out of touch, smug self important bunch of fart sniffers having a goddamn tea party while the rest of us deal with the disaster that is the REAL WORLD, and guess who's picking up the check? WE ARE!!! We're the assholes, boys and girls, and we let it happen because we were too busy arguing with each other over pointless horse shit like the goddamn Star-Bellied Sneeches. Pathetic. Grow the fuck up!!

  • April 29, 2012, 3:13 p.m. CST


    by Kai_Mah'gra

    Nobody's putting a gun to your head and forcing you to read, much less comment, on our "bullshit politicking", are they? No? Then please, spare us your sermon on the Mount on how we should not talk politics on a Talkback that is essentially political by the very nature of the program it's discussing. Yes, the Economy, the job market, the housing market are all shit. They didn't get that way, by magic did they? They got that way because people like you were only too willing to bury their heads in the sand and pretend like everything was okay even when it wasn't, and then behave like one is just as bad as the other when the choice is clear as day. And yes, we are paying for it now, collectively. That's what happens when you fuck up in life. You pay for it. Giving that moron Bush 2 terms in the White House even as we knew how he was screwing up the running of the country totally qualifies as a de facto Fuck UP on the part of the American citizenry. And spare me the whole 'the Left is as bad as the Right' false equivalency bullshit. Save that stupidity for CNN where they are too chickenshit to either take a stand or do their jobs effectively. Both sides are not the same. Not even remotely. If you're too scared to pick a side and buy into that whole both sides are the same nonsense and therefore don't think it's worth getting into, then stay the fuck out of the way of people who aren't as morally ambiguous ethically confused and who are willing to take responsibility for where they went wrong.

  • April 29, 2012, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Regarding "...Trump stewing in the audience..."

    by Teddy Artery

    Trump is a Democrat, period. He counts as one of his close golf buddies Bill Clinton. He was never seriously running on the Republican ticket, he's just a two-faced idiot.

  • April 29, 2012, 4:22 p.m. CST


    by Teddy Artery

    "All politicians are dirty"... Well, considering all people act in their own self-interest, you may as well grow up and acknowledge that fact. Politicians are as dirty as the people they serve, and politicians who are incapable of gaining the support of people (or special interests) gain no power. This is the uncomfortable truth of human nature. People are not good or evil, they are self-interested.

  • April 29, 2012, 4:27 p.m. CST

    thegoblinknightlex you're a complete tool

    by torontoxic

    Have you ever been tested for a mental disorder that would make you especially susceptible to media manipulation? <P> NO LIMIT NIGGA (Trayvon's twitter name) hit a man for darig to ask him why he was skulking around a neighbourhood in a hood after there had been a slew of burglaries. Anyone who thinks he was some victim is a racist and a tool. <P> The ONLY reason Barry said anything was to resecure the black vote. That fact that there is a self defined 'black' vote is fucking racist itself. But that's why he did it. For some guaranteed votes regardless of whether or not he should win. <P> People like you are everything wrong with America. You're the reason it's in decline. <P> That man defended himself from a violent piece of shit. That kid would have beat you down in a heart beat. His own mother trade marked his name before the autopsy was done and turned the tragedy of her son's death into a profit machine as if she raised him wrong by design. <P> Your comment indicates you have a warped view of reality. Seek help. The media was out to demonize the kid? lol and some more lol. You're nuts. They posted a picture of the man when he was a boy and a picture of the victim in what looked like a mug shot. Did you see little innocent Trayvon's emails that were hacked by someone who was immediately called a white supremacist who was in fact just a normal pissed off guy with better computer skills than anyone on Trayvon's legal team? That kid was on his way to prison for turning someone else into a victim. <P> You need a therapist. Seriously there is something wrong with your brain. <P> You genuinely think Obama would have said anything if that kid weren't black? Bull. Fucking. Shit. Obama has a very 'take care of my own' mentality. His entire presidency has clearly indicated racial bias and it's disgusting. <P> I'm not American btw. Something I always have to point out to brain dead leftist assholes on here. This is someone outside your country who visits very often and is sickened by people who share you mental illness and how they are hell bent on lying to support their busted ass perspective. <P> If Obama said it to help the family where is the help for the border agent who's case has been completely ignored by the federal government even though it was directly their fault? Easy: he wasn't the right race for Obama. So fuck that racist. But as I said vote for him again. Your damaged economy simply puts money in everyone else's pockets including mine. <P> Enjoy the rest of what I expect will be another miserable day in your miserable life.

  • April 29, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Repubs have hatred and nothing else

    by fred

    Nice job Goo! You nailed Goblin and Kai! Take that, you two hatemongers!

  • April 29, 2012, 6 p.m. CST

    Chew on those while you pick your ass off the floor....

    by fred

    Kai, make sure your girlfriend reads about how you kicked some ass on a movie message board. Bet you get some loving tonight for sure.

  • A white supremacist hacker says he’s broken into Martin’s email and social networking accounts, and leaked his private Facebook messages: The list included login details for Martin’s Gmail, Yahoo, MySpace, and Twitter accounts. A source who came across the 4chan post when it was live was able to use the information to log onto Martin’s Gmail account Tuesday night. Our source panicked upon seeing that trolls had started using the account to send emails under Martin’s name, and deleted the account. (An email sent to Martin’s Gmail address bounced back today; Martin’s Twitter account has also been deactivated. His MySpace page is still up, showing that the last login was Tuesday.) In addition to the Facebook messages, Klanklannon posted a list of usernames and passwords for Martin’s social media and email accounts as proof of his exploits. All of the passwords had been changed to racist slurs. On 4chan, Klanklannon made clear their intention to smear Trayvon. Klanklannon introduces the post with, “Today /pol/, tomorrow CNN.” One 4chan user told us Klanklannon had been attempting to break into Martin’s accounts for days, posting periodic updates to the board. “Where did all the liberals go?,” Klanklannon taunted after posting his slides. “Did they run off because they can’t handle the facts?” But Klanklannon included none of Martin’s emails in his leak, because the picture they paint is of a normal high school junior preparing for college. A screenshot of Trayvon’s Gmail inbox our source provided us is heartbreaking. Martin apparently used his Gmail account for his college search, and it’s filled with emails about upcoming SAT tests and scholarship applications. (“Trayvon, now is the best time to take the SATs!”) One email included the results of a career aptitude test, our source said. It “talked about his interest in aeronautics and stuff.”

  • SO let's just start with the undeniably dimwitted Trayvon Martin Bullshit. So a black kid walking around in what is essentially HIS neighborhood (his father lived there), - an UNARMED black kid, I should remind you - has no right to either defend himself or be concerned that this guy who is neither a cop nor has any right to be following him, is guilty of his own death because, he "hit" the ARMED douchebag who was following him (Against Police instruction I might add) and based only on the word of that ARMED child-killer? IS that what you're saying? That you even tried to come up with a justification for that stupidity that tries to paint Zimmerman as the innocent in all this minding his own business and Trayvon as the dangerous black youth, tells me everything I need to know about you, and is basically an embarrassment to what we consider to be human intelligence. And OBama has no need to "resecure" the black vote. He's still leading there by 94%. Which is basically a 1% drop from what he won it by in 2008. And no, dumbass, it's not racist that there is a "black vote". IT's one of those things that's known as a FACT - kinda like the FACT that there only used to be a WHITE vote (or rather 'WHITE male landowner' vote) before racist chickenshit white people thetypes that spawned peices of shit like you, came to their senses and realized what hypocritical Morons they were being. You claim not to be American and somehow stilll deem yourself capable of divining what types of people are "everything wrong with America"? How does that work again? Oh yeah, I forgot; I'm talking to an inbred Cro-Magnon troglodyte. But of course, going by your twisted logic, YOU are everything that's wrong with Canada (if we're to believe anything in your prior posts regarding where youpossibly live and what you possibly are - althoughI can't imagine any fair minded Canadian would ever love to claim you as one of their own. And I can't even begin to imagine what a living hell your life must be living with all those immigrants and "off-color" people up there in Canada.) You're the laast person to be telling anyone else - here on the internet or in real life - that there's anything wrong with their brain. Especially seeing as you lack the functioning fascimilie of what would qualifies as an excuse of one, yourself. If you don't like it here in America when you visit, then stay the fuck out, and remain there in whatever shit-hole or cesspool you crawled out of with whatever idiotic opinions you seem to think matter so much, but which, like you, don't really matter at all. And while you're at it, enjoy another great FOUR MORE YEARS of President Barack Hussein Obama, because that's exactly what you're going to get you racist piece of ratfucking shit. Yeah, that's right, you get to call a BLACK man the most powerful man in the world agian for FOUR MORE YEARS. How does that make you feel?

  • April 29, 2012, 7:39 p.m. CST


    by Kai_Mah'gra

    Is there anything else you want me to tell your mom tonight while I tell her about the ass-kicking and while she is indeed giving me the loving, for sure, that you mentioned? She always needs a good story to listen to while she's down there.

  • April 29, 2012, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Of course she needs a good story

    by fred

    Nothing else of interest down there to keep her from getting bored

  • April 29, 2012, 9:42 p.m. CST

    why does anyone bother with this back-and-forth?

    by Monroville

    Can we all agree that everyone here are assholes?

  • April 30, 2012, 2:39 a.m. CST


    by Kai_Mah'gra

    Well considering the fact that she had to fuck the piece of shit who squirted you into her and who has the sad misfortune of having to refer to himself as your father, I'm sure she knows a thing or 2 about being bored in bed or "having nothing down there". After all, she spawned the shitstain of an excuse of a human being that is the living embodiment of "having nothing down there". least that's what she tells me when she sobbingly recalls the whole sordid affair.

  • You get told how you're too susceptible to media brainwashing and you then cite that brainwashing to back up your dictated and fucking inexplicably stupid perspective. <P> Any one of you hypocritical retards would shit your internal organs if a big black man ...sorry kid... with a hood pulled up over his head started punching you. I am in awe of how fucked up your brains are. <P> The peppering of ad hominem in each of those pathetic attempts to make a point speaks to the overall maturity of the weak minded bottom feeders who will defend their brainwashing to the death. Call it Godwins law all you like. When you really do get on board the propaganda train like good leetle boyz its hard not to compare you to pre Nazi Germany. <P> Trayvon Martin was a fucking idiot. Plain and simple. The so called emails about his SAT searches were in fact emails that went out TO him and were sent as a part of a group list. The so called white supermacist was attacked with that accusation by Gawker which is a shit rag run by morons who share your broken ideals. <P> Here's may favourite part: <P> "My day was much more eventful than yours apparently, since you were here at "4:27:05 PM" informing me that you thought I was a "tool." I'm sure you interrupted an extended period of attempting to literally suck your own dick in front your 10-year old cousin in order to compose that sterling example of con-servatard idiocy. Whatever, bitch. Ciao." <P> Hey cocksuck...ever hear of time zones? lol no? <P> I'm IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW. Where? On a mother fucking beach in Waikiki. Want proof? I can get you proof. I can write "Obama is a racist pig" on a piece of paper and show it to you in front of a towel with Obama plastered on it playing a motherfucking guitar. <P> Where do you geniuses get your first hand account of the Trayvon case? Because everyone has access to all your media and those are the same sources you fucking morons have. <P> You losers make it too easy. <P> Not one of you commented on why president bigot who has driven your economy into the worst state it's been in in almost 100 years (go ahead and blame Bush. take a fucking economics class lol. And not at the community colleges you idiots obviously dropped out of) didn't do or say sweet fuck all about the program his administration backed resulting in a border agent being killed. He didn't say anything because he's a racist. You took the bait. Your country fell apart. Now you fools are too weakened by your own fragile egos to admit he shouldn't have been elected. <P> Any of you even ever dated anything other than white women? I have. Asian, Black, Indian. But I'M the racist? Because I think your racism is a sickness? Pull your heads out of your asses. You're probably going to have to pull pretty hard. <P> "But, here's the situation: I have made a career out of treating the mental ailments of mental incompetents such as yourself for nigh on eight years now. You and your ignorant rants are completely beneath me, which is why you're offered nothing more than scorn from me. Your idiotic postulations are of no consequence to me and my standing as a contributor to society, in general, not just America's. " <P> Way to get your diploma in nursing. I'm sure when changing bed pans you've become an expert in diagnosing mental illness. Or you're living in a dream world inside your own mind. It's B. Even if you aren't aware of it. <P> Zimmerman did what any person would do when attacked. He should never have been arrested. The fiasco that followed was a for profit disgusting display of how America can be turned upside down by preying on the weaker minded Americans like you. <P> What time does it say this is posted now? lol <P> God damn you loser really do make it so God damned easy. It's no wonder your so called most powerful man in the world (which is just hilarious to read btw. Hilarious. The most powerful man in the world hangs with Jimmy Kimmel? lol) got voted in while everyone with a brain said 'this is going to be bad', then it was even worse than anyone expected because his inexperience was underestimated, and now you want him back in office again. <P> And yes I am Canadian. Born and raised. Most of my friends are from other countries. China. India. Jamaica. The thing that will blow your minds? They all agree Obama being voted in again will fuck America up beyond repair and that while he had good intentions his lack of experience in politics has been poison to your economy. All of us are university educated. Each one making more in a year than you will in 3 at best. <P> Go ahead and accuse me of lying. You're right. I am lying. Lying on a fucking beach in the most beautiful part of your country where your president was born. How's the weather in the ass end of nowhere? <P> Blow.

  • Something none of these passionate geniuses has even attempted to address.

  • April 30, 2012, 2:06 p.m. CST

    LOl@Supermarch awakening the "Sleeping Giant"

    by Stalkeye

    You shouldv'e known better. tsk,tsk.

  • Maybe I'll get to it later. In the mean time thanks for combating my accusation that you need therapy by acting batshit nuts. Looney left is looney. lol <P> As per usual I don't read anything from mcgootoo. He lost any right to be read loooooong ago. And if he agrees with you that should be a clear enough indication that you're in the wrong. <P> Once again whateverthefuckyournameisonhere ...TIME ZONES!! You've been screaming for attention on here and crying like a hobo who lost his 'Jesus saves' sandwich board and I've been asleep. *golf clap* again. Thanks for showing me just how right I am you crazy bigot.

  • Shits embarrassing. Now I feel like I'm picking on a retarded person. Be honest are you retarded? I'll check this later and see if this downer has another fit. At the very least it looks like he's got some kind of autism.

  • April 30, 2012, 6:44 p.m. CST

    I'm really enjoying these new dirty rotten liberals

    by proevad

    who aren't taking shit off of these tea baggers anymore. The leftists in America are starting to grow sacs. It's about time.

  • April 30, 2012, 7:46 p.m. CST


    by Michael Lunney

  • Textbook Obama voter: so full of shit reality seems unreal. <P> Have fun 'fucking my sister'. It almost makes me wish I actually had one so you could at least look a little less stupid for a change. <P> Since we're slinging insults I tore your mom's asshole open with a pick axe to kill time. The fucked up thing is she said that was the first orgasm she's had since her dad/your dad raped her when she was 11. <P> Please post some more erratic ramblings to show how not crazy you are. <P> Be honest you have downs syndrome. Oh and your clever word play might impress your fellow retards but anyone with a brain is just rolling their eyes. <P> Does Romney have some retard tax you object to? Sorry should I say Bombney or something stupid since you seem unable to use actual words and names sometimes? <P> This stopped being entertaining a long time ago. For a guy who somehow inexplicably prides himself on his whopping 75 IQ you sure aren't getting it. I'm really wondering if I can rile your stupid ass to a point where you kill yourself. Now I'm wondering if someone like you can be enough of a loser that suicide would qualify as a mercy killing of yourself. <P> You should write a letter to the fuhrer Obama and let him know he's got you in his corner.

  • All that kid was doin' was walkin' back to his pops home to finish watchin' the NBA All Star Game, and in your warped view he was suppose to accept George Zimmerman's harassment? Ninja, please, What part of the JIM CROW South were you raised in?

  • Then there's the occasion cheerleader trying to change reality with bullshit by claiming the mental patient he agrees with is actually doing something other than embarrassing himself. <P> goldene <P> He attacked a man for daring to question his presence in the area. That is a violent piece of shit and that got his stupid ass blow to hell. His fault. So fuck you. <P> And just because you talk a certain way as dictated to you doesn't mean you need to fumble your way through translating it in text. I'm pretty sure you can spell just fine. <P> Back to your round table of insanity.

  • Records showed that he wasn't/isn't an OFFICIAL neighborhood watch member. I repeat, peckerwood, what part of the JIM CROW SOUTH were you raised? This child had no criminal record (unlike George Zimmerman), and was mindin' his own business. All that asshole had to do was heed the advice of that dispatcher and stand down, and wait for the proper authorities - But knoooowwww, he had to channel his WHITEMALE SUPERIORITY (BIG BWANA) COMPLEX, thus resulting in the MURDER of an innocent child, who was only armed with a cell phone, an Arizona Ice Tea, and a bag of Skittles. You're one OBTUSE MOTHA' FUCKA'.

  • Records showed that he wasn't/isn't an OFFICIAL neighborhood watch member. I repeat, peckerwood, what part of the JIM CROW SOUTH were you raised? This child had no criminal record (unlike George Zimmerman), and was mindin' his own business. All that asshole had to do was heed the advice of that dispatcher and stand down, and wait for the proper authorities - But knoooowwww, he had to channel his WHITEMALE SUPERIORITY (BIG BWANA) COMPLEX, thus resulting in the MURDER of an innocent child, who was only armed with a cell phone, an Arizona Ice Tea, and a bag of Skittles. You're one OBTUSE MOTHA' FUCKA'.

  • Not know. No. And noooooooo he wasn't channelling any mysterious and incorrect notion of white superiority. He was acting because he didn't want to wait for the police. He thought he was doing the right thing because he made a judgement call that could have been corrected had NO LIMIT NIGGA not responded with violence. Don't bring a bag of Skittles to a gun fight. <P> If he had walked up and shot the man it would be murder. Because he was not the one to initiate physical violence it was self defence. If the races were swapped you'd agree. <P> Not recognizing the reality of the situation will make it worse. Everyone is worried that if justice prevails and Zimmerman walks there will be riots. What's going to happen when the rioters all get shot? Will that be racist or defence? <P> Oh and while you're aching to profile me as a southerner with latent racism once again I am born and raised Canadian and I deplore racism in all it's forms. In the warped minds of some misguided and irrational people that is somehow racist? <P> Do you not see the insanity of that?

  • I never lied. You SERIOUSLY need professional help. I'm not kidding any more. Just who are you yelling at now? Apparently some right wing voting American with a sister used to kick the shit out of you or something. I'm not kidding. Get a therapist. You're clearly out of your mind. I feel bad for the people in here who chirped about how you were doing something here. There's no way they knew that you really are insane. <P> Read this and accept it: you are not thinking clearly and you need to talk to a doctor. <P> The person you are typing to is not whoever you are really mad at. You're out of your mind.

  • May 1, 2012, 5:41 a.m. CST

    by torontoxic

    That's it. Good luck with your recovery.

  • it's obvious you need help and I really hope you get it. <P> It has nothing to do with politics. Get yourself some professional help.

  • May 1, 2012, 5:19 p.m. CST

    supermarch - you obviously don't stack up -

    by Michael Lunney

  • I guess for you this is some kind of contest as well. <P> I feel bad for anyone who actually has to care about you. Though they should be the ones directing you to a doctor not me.

  • May 1, 2012, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Supermarch, actually, you brought this on yourself...

    by Amadeo Zeller

    To vilify Trayvon Martin, not only reveal your own lack of character, but also exposes you as a bigoted douche bag. ....And what's scary is that you come off as self-righteous in your misguided convictions. Mayhap, you should follow your own advice and seek some help, son. The voices you hear in your head, is NOT your friends - It's merely a reminder that you forgot to take your daily dose of Lithium.

  • May 2, 2012, 9:03 a.m. CST

    And let's not forget, Obama ate dog!!!

    by Michael Lunney

  • May 3, 2012, 6:40 p.m. CST

    @thegoblinknightlex, kai, mcgoo

    by MrLongbaugh

    The reason I left the discussion is because you can't have one with one of you. All you want to do is scream, call people names, etc... I guess you didn't hear the President when he said we need to be have a more civilized discussion in politics. The biggest reason is because you two, goblin and kai, are the dumbest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth. In my first post I mentioned the intel that led to Bin Ladens capture/death. The first thing kai does is start posting links about the techniques used to get the intel. How none of the intel was gained from coercive interrogation. Can you fucking nit wits read? I never said anything about that. I said that the intel used to find Bin Laden begin while Bush was in office. Some of kai's post say the exact same thing. *Current and former national security officials have told Reuters, however, that while Mohammed did not provide information that initiated the successful hunt for bin Laden, his responses to questions about the al Qaeda courier helped convince intelligence officials the courier might be key to finding bin Laden.* Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was captured on March 1, 2003, in Rawalpindi, Pakistan, by the Inter-Services Intelligence agency of Pakistan, and transferred to U.S. custody. In March 2007, he confessed to masterminding the September 11 attacks, the Richard Reid shoe bombing attempt to blow up an airliner over the Atlantic Ocean, the Bali nightclub bombing in Indonesia, the 1993 World Trade Center bombing and various foiled attacks. He was charged in February 2008 with war crimes and murder by a U.S. military commission and faces the death penalty if convicted.* That is from one of kai's links. It says Mohammed was captured in 2003. That is where the lead started. and goblin here is some info on Solyndra for you. In May 2005, Chris Gronet founded Gronet Technologies and changed its name to Solyndra eight months later. It was founded to provide an alternative to silicon-based solar panels amidst a worldwide shortage.[9] On July 29, 2005 the United States Congress passed the Energy Policy Act of 2005, a bill intended to address a variety of developing energy problems in the United States. The bill was signed into law by George W. Bush on August 8, 2005. Amongst other things, the bill authorized the Department of Energy to offer loan guarantees to help finance promising energy projects. Advertising of this program in August 2006 resulted in the Department of Energy receiving 134 preliminary applications for the program, including one from the Fremont, California-based Solyndra Corporation in order to build a new manufacturing facility "Fab 2" for its unique solar panel technology. In October 2007, the Department of Energy had completed vetting of the applications and had narrowed the number it was still considering to 16, one of which was the application from Solyndra. The remaining 16 were invited to submit full applications for the program, and Solyndra did so in May 2008. On January 9, 2009, the Department of Energy's credit committee decided unanimously that although the project "appears to have merit, there are several areas where the information presented did not thoroughly support a finding that the project is ready to be approved at this time." The committee "without prejudice" remanded the project "for further development of information." The Bush administration wouldn't give them the loan. For someone who THINKS THEY ARE SO FUCKING SMART, how could you not know that? Obama gave them the loan. They kept getting Govt. money even after they defaulted on the loan. *After President Obama took office, analysts in the Energy Department and in the Office of Management and Budget questioned the loan, as one Energy official wrote in an e-mail of "a major outstanding issue": cash flow predictions showed that the Fab 2 subsidiary (the entity receiving the loan guarantee) would be low on cash in September 2011, possibly needing help from the parent company until the cash flow recovered in subsequent months.[12] In March 2009, after a successful milestone in the approval process, the White House wanted to announce the loan guarantee. One White House budget analyst nixed the announcement in a March 10, 2009 e-mail, writing "This deal is NOT ready for prime time" and listing remaining milestones.[13][14] On March 20, 2009, the Department of Energy committee that had remanded the loan application in January made a "conditional commitment" to Solyndra's proposed $535 million loan guarantee, with final approval scheduled for September.[15][16] The White House and Solyndra had estimated that the loan would help to create 4,000 new jobs.[1] In August 2009, an Energy Department stimulus adviser, Steve Spinner, pushed for a quicker final decision on the loan, though he had recused himself from the approval decision itself because his wife's law firm had done work for the company. [17] According to the Washington Post, the Obama administration tried to rush federal reviewers to approve the loan so Vice President Joe Biden could announce it at a September 2009 groundbreaking for the company’s factory.[18] The White House scheduled a press event for September 4 and federal reviewers gave final approval on September 2.[19] After securing the loan guarantee, the Federal Financing Bank, a part of the Department of the Treasury, loaned Solyndra the money on September 4, 2009.[20] Solyndra used the loaned funds to build a new manufacturing facility, Fab 2, in Fremont, California. Construction began in September 2009 and was completed in June 2010.[21] In May 2010, the company was promoted by President Obama in his visit as a model for government investment in green technology.[22] It was also visited by Energy Secretary Steven Chu.[23] In February, 2011, Solyndra restructured its loans with government approval, in an attempt to keep the company afloat. Two funds (Argonaut Ventures LLP and Madrone Partners LP) invested an additional $69 million as part of the restructuring, and Solyndra's debt to the government was subordinated to this new investment. Assistant Treasury Secretary Mary Miller wrote emails at the time stating that this subordination might be illegal, and should be cleared with the Justice Department first, but Energy Department officials proceeded based on an internal legal opinion by the loan program's lawyers. [17] On October 14, 2011 two senior Treasury officials said that they had never seen a loan restructuring like Solyndra.[24] On August 31, 2011 Solyndra announced it was filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, laying off 1100 employees, and shutting down all operations and manufacturing.[25] After the bankruptcy, the loan decision and its supervision were criticized. The New York Times reported that government auditors and industry analysts had faulted the Obama administration for failing to properly evaluate the company's business proposals, as well as for failing to take note of troubling signs which were already evident. In addition, Frank Rusco, a program director at the Government Accountability Office, had found that the preliminary loan approval had been granted before officials had completed the legally mandated evaluations of the company.[26] In addition, according to the Washington Post, the Obama administration continued to allow Solyndra to receive taxpayer money even after it had defaulted on its $535 million loan.[27] The House Energy and Commerce Committee has been investigating the Solyndra loan. The Energy Department's chief lending officer testifed before the Energy and Commerce Committee: "[b]y the time the Obama administration took office in late January 2009, the loan programs' staff had already established a goal of, and timeline for, issuing the company a conditional loan guarantee commitment in March 2009."[28] However Republicans on the panel dispute that version of events, citing Energy Dept. e-mails saying that two weeks before Obama took office a panel had decided to postpone the loan. Go make up some more lies and keep trying to pretend how smart you are. You aren't!!

  • May 3, 2012, 6:43 p.m. CST

    and kai

    by MrLongbaugh

    You say that congress kept Obama from closing Gitmo. Did you forget that Dems had control of both houses of Congress during his first two years?