So let me just save you some time and say this movie will break your hand with its cock and balls by running at your hand which you’ve made into a fist, thinking, “I’m gonna punch this movie in its cock and balls ‘cause no fucking way can it be good” but then before you do anything the movie runs at you and breaks your hand with its cock and balls because its cock and balls are like a chunk of highway. They can use this part of the review on the poster.
That's Neill Cumpston on THE AVENGERS. And you are not ready for THE AVENGERS. Oh no, you are not. Read the rest of Neill's awesome review at HitFix. Thanks, as always, Drew, for making this happen.