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Japanese Trailer For AMAZING SPIDER-MAN Has A Little More New Footage!

Nordling here.

The more we anticipate this summer's releases, the more THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN has become something like The Little Engine That Could.  Sony's movie enters an already heavily saturated market, but I think the X-factor that makes this movie really compelling for me is Andrew Garfield.  I think he embodies Peter Parker from the footage I've seen, and he's the main reason why I'm really excited to see it.  

Plus, unlike the Raimi Spider-Man films, which are perfectly fine, don't get me wrong - there's something about everything I've seen so far that really hearkens back to when I read the comics fanatically, back in the 1980s.  It feels straight out of the John Romita Jr. years, and for me that's great.  Anyway, here's the Japanese trailer, that doesn't have a whole lot of new footage, but opens up the story a little bit:

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN opens this summer.

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  • April 15, 2012, 11:17 a.m. CST


    by cockdiesel

  • April 15, 2012, 11:18 a.m. CST

    I was hoping they meant this:

    by cockdiesel

  • April 15, 2012, 11:21 a.m. CST

    I am understandably curious

    by MasterControlProgram

    -- End of Line--

  • Good luck topping the great Raimi.. Mr. Webb

  • April 15, 2012, 11:27 a.m. CST


    by KilliK

  • April 15, 2012, 11:27 a.m. CST


    by JohnnyThanatos

    I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

  • April 15, 2012, 11:28 a.m. CST

    I want a movie adaptation of the Italian Spider-Man

    by KilliK

  • April 15, 2012, 11:29 a.m. CST

    I read the comics back in the 70's...

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    ... and this just doesn't seem right. But I'm keeping an open mind because I want to like this. It just doesn't "feel" like the Spider-Man I know. I'm having a hard time putting into words.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Saw this before John Carter the other day...

    by AndoSoundsLikeAMong

    I think the first opening day double bill ever in which the main character has been the same actor - John Carter and Battleship. It was kinda a headfuck, actually. Not sure two films starring the same actor would go head-to-head in many other territories... Rebooted Spidey is released almost first in the world over here, so I'll pretend that makes up for the +3 months I'll be waiting for Avengers and see it a day or two before you guys. Great.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:31 a.m. CST

    The Lizard...

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    ... was my all time favorite Spider-Man enemy. My favorite super villain of all! And it doesn't look right. It bothers me a lot.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Screw the haters

    by bluebottle

    I thought the Raimi movies were ok, but THIS is the Spider-Man movie I've wanted since I was a kid. Tobey Maguire was horribly miscast. Garfield looks like Peter Parker, and the fact that they've got him making wise-cracks... And Gwen Stacey? Come on... Search your feelings Spider-Man fans, this is it. This is going to be great. Bring it on.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:35 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Lahey

    I can't wait to see Spider-Man's origin againZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • April 15, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Little engine that could?

    by seasider

    Yes there has been a good deal of skepticism surrounding this movie in the media and internet blogs but with a $220 million budget this film is anything but "little." But the movie so far like it will at least be worth watching. Andrew Garfield is a decent actor but so far I have yet to be won over by his take on the character. He's just too brooding.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:37 a.m. CST

    This doesn't look good to me at all.

    by rev_skarekroe

    It just doesn't seem like any fun.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:38 a.m. CST


    by Robusto

    On one hand this looks like a derivative cheap cash-in and strays so far away from the spirit of the universe it annoys me. On the other hand taking the character and making it a dark action movie with the main villian having a horror element feels kinda fresh and interesting... so confused. I guess it will come down to execution

  • April 15, 2012, 11:38 a.m. CST

    wow spider bites teach you kung fu as well ...awesome.

    by regan

    I bet there's a scene were his power web shooters lose their power and he falls from a building, and when he fights CG lizard as well.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Go watch the raimi movies then and enjoy Macy Gray

    by Pipple

    The rest of us real spiderman fans will be just fine with this thanks...

  • April 15, 2012, 11:40 a.m. CST


    by TheAwareness

  • April 15, 2012, 11:41 a.m. CST

    The raimi spider-verse

    by Robusto

    Never lived up to expectations, even the Holier than thou Part 2. The high watermark of that series was the first half of part 1. Once they I saw the Goblins mask and heard "ladies and gentlement Macy Gray.." I ate my ticket and cried.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:43 a.m. CST

    holy SHIT

    by foree forehead

    emphasis on "shit" - made for tv bad, that was

  • April 15, 2012, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Does this movie only take place at nighttime?

    by cockdiesel

    This "dark and edgy" crap needs to stop, unless it applies to the character.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:46 a.m. CST

    F*ck em all...bring back Nicholas Hammond :)

    by marineboy Before "dark" was was the new "black"

  • April 15, 2012, 11:47 a.m. CST

    The problem with Part 2

    by Robusto

    It thinks its a greater movie than it is. Its way too long. It takes way to long with relationships that never work and feel awkward.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:49 a.m. CST

    First trailer that makes me think this might be good

    by FreeBeer

  • April 15, 2012, 11:49 a.m. CST

    oh, and Aunt May looks a whiny bitch

    by marineboy

  • April 15, 2012, 11:49 a.m. CST

    I got bitten by a spider on the back of my head a few weeks ago

    by Mattman

    Gained an annoying rash and got really tired for a few days, and not much else.

  • April 15, 2012, noon CST

    Bunch of whiny fucks

    by alan_poon

    Pissing and moaning about a two minute trailer. 99% of you will still go watch the film regardless. Piss and moan after you've actually watched the film by all means.

  • I'm hoping I'm wrong, but nothing about this feels like Spider-man. There's a sense of fun and wonder at the core of Spider-man and Peter Parker (all versions) and everything I've seen about this doesn't have that core. It seems moody and depressing. And while Spidey often hits rough times, moody and depressing is NOT Spider-man.

  • Will Super Happy Mega Spidey defeat his arch-nemesis Mr. Sparkle?!?!?!?! Go Go Spidey!! You Big American Hero!!!!!!

  • April 15, 2012, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Apathetic Spider-Fan.

    by adeceasedfan

  • April 15, 2012, 12:14 p.m. CST


    by elsewhere

    Do you consider Nolan's Batman movies fun? If not, this movie might not be for you.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:16 p.m. CST


    by elsewhere

    I'm guessing mostly at night because you know, that's when crime usually happens.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Oh good

    by Cory849

    It's another "Spider-Man does all his fighting with his mask off" movie... Cheque please.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:18 p.m. CST

    the swinging stuff looks good!

    by Righteous Brother

    and I think Andrew Garfield is a much better fit for Parker - so I'm cautiously optimistic, hope the music is good.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:19 p.m. CST

    I'll see this but I'm just not excited...

    by notcher

    I will be glad to not have another movie where Kirsten Dunst jerks around Peter Parker for 2 and a half hours while she bitches and moans about EVERYTHING. But this is just too soon, I'm not excited, and I will still see it, but I'm sorry, this summer belongs to Batman and The Avengers.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:19 p.m. CST


    by KilliK

    It blinks and beeps and looks like a timer-watch. HOW MUCH FUCKING CHEESY IS THIS?

  • April 15, 2012, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Teens will like this...

    by Andrew Coleman

    I understand what they are doing now. They made this for the teens who liked "The Hunger Games". As a fan of the comics and Spider-man I dislike this a lot. But I can understand the Twilight crowd loving this. You can see that in some of the comments here already. My problems... Just doesn't feel like Spider-man it's obvious attempt to make this edgy with a dash of Twilight. All the action happening at night... IS NOT SPIDER-MAN. Period. They ruined The Lizard. So I will sneak into this and pay to see something else. Not giving this trash my money. I'll let the Twilight crowd do that instead.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:22 p.m. CST

    You don't want a darker version of Spider-man?

    by Rick Webb

    Read McFarlane's run and let's chat.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:26 p.m. CST

    In what world...

    by mooli_mooli

    ... does this not look like ass?

  • Hypocrite much?

  • April 15, 2012, 12:33 p.m. CST

    2.35:1 means this is automatically better

    by kwisatzhaderach

    thank the 1.85:1 Raimi TV movies. Maguire and Dunst were two of the most annoying actors ever in those 'films'.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:38 p.m. CST


    by Christian Sylvain


  • April 15, 2012, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Only the first Spider-Man was 1.85:1. Spider-Man 2 & 3 were 2.35:1.

    by Ali Kerim Bey

  • April 15, 2012, 12:41 p.m. CST

    It shoulda been you, Dylan Baker. It shoulda been you.

    by MiggsFacial

  • April 15, 2012, 12:46 p.m. CST

    killik - There MUST be an Italian Spiderman Movie!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    It's just SO AWESOME!!! Good God, help us.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:46 p.m. CST

    It doesn't even look that dark and brooding.

    by Huey_Freemans_afro

    Plenty of Spider-man comics have gotten way darker than any of these trailers have implied. The tone of this movie seems just right to me.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Let's be honest: Tobey Maguire wasn't that great.

    by Huey_Freemans_afro

    He played Peter Parker as the biggest dweeb ever, which was not necessarily the character. He was also painfully unwitty as Spider-man. Maguire was like this every movie and we have Raimi to thank for that.

  • April 15, 2012, 12:50 p.m. CST

    @mattman why it was cheesy? explain please.

    by KilliK

  • April 15, 2012, 12:54 p.m. CST


    by KilliK

    movie has,and it is something that i and a few other talkbackers fellows had already predicted,ONLY TWO action sequences. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:09 p.m. CST

    That was the best trailer i've seen so far but

    by MainMan2001

    this movie just isn't showing anything amazing at all. I'm interested about the red epic cameras they've used to film this. All the action scenes seem taken from the same action scene which looks like it's at the end.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:10 p.m. CST

    You realize he was one of the first with that background

    by Cedric Ford


  • April 15, 2012, 1:12 p.m. CST


    by HaggisHunter

    This looks to be the best yet! Mister Lizardman is my favourite Spidey bad guy! Anthony Hopkins has slimmed down for the part and it shows! He's brought a great lean, mean look to the role of Doc Conner. But what's up with Tobey Maguire's new hairstyle? He looks taller and older somehow, dunno how I feel about that, it kind of unsettles me. What does he do with all that hair when he puts the mask on? But I love the fact Kirsten Dunst has gone back to blonde from red, she looks great in this movie!!

  • April 15, 2012, 1:15 p.m. CST

    John Romita Jr.

    by waxxel

    Is without a doubt the worst penciler in comic books, okay maybe not as bad as Liefeld but pretty damn close.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:17 p.m. CST

    what the fuck happened to my post??

    by paul burnett

  • April 15, 2012, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Halfway through writing and my post pulls a Keyser Soze

    by paul burnett

  • April 15, 2012, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Fix this fuckin site you bunch of useless wankstains..

    by paul burnett

  • And he is laughing at you. I know this because I am Tobey Maguire. Hahaha.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:24 p.m. CST

    looks good but...................

    by danny rose

    i remember when i would buy the new spider man comic only to find they were re telling the origin once again, disappointed, thats how i feel about this movie and i knew Rami was a fan and he would have moved on and told some new stories now look what we have a reboot whats next 2nd movie green goblin??? i will see this movie because iam a fan but it will be on dvd not 13 bucks at the movies.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:28 p.m. CST

    I've seen this movie before. And I'm sur I'll see it again.

    by Franck

    Teen in tights. No charisma, at least on the trailer. Seems that the trailer IS the entire movie. Won't be the definitive Spiderman. Next.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Not a flick I was greatly anticipating but this looks legit

    by smudgewhat

    I like the tone, the visual style, and the Lizard tail sneaky around. It looks like a different take on a beloved character. I liked the Raimi movies too. Especially 2.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:47 p.m. CST

    @killik you are a schmuck. I was at the avengers screening

    by Dorkestnight

    It had 4 good action sequence and 1 semi long exposition in the begining recruiting the vengers. The second half is easily the best marvel action sequence ever... Thats including both combined action scenes. You are a petulant whiny bitch. Ive notice your constant ball busting for months and felt oblied to signup for talkback for the first time since 98. Faggot

  • April 15, 2012, 1:55 p.m. CST

    I don't know...

    by kubricksnutsack

    I still don't understand the hate for Maguire. But then some of us had Nicholas Hammond as their Spider-Man back in the 70s and can still remember walking out of the cinema going "that wasn't very good". So some of us are forgiving, I guess. I like Garfield in the role, but don't need a re-imagining of the origin story. It's like Ang Lee's Hulk all over again. Just stop it. They've made Doctor Connors into an egomaniac monster, rather than a sympathetic character. And what's with the Aunt & Uncle? Awww, gawd. This is going to stink up the place, mark my words.

  • that honors me.true.

  • April 15, 2012, 1:59 p.m. CST


    by quintana007

    for todays audiences who give a crap about lovely filmmaking. Raimis weren't the very best but now ill miss even the tiniest bits of charme from them

  • ...The Lizard's nefarious Lizard Ray generators? (dirisive snort) You fanboys are gonna just loooove the SWAT Lizards.

  • April 15, 2012, 2 p.m. CST

    eh dont give a crap

    by quintana007

    of couurse

  • ...because muthafucker has a lot of Syfy Channel movies in his future

  • April 15, 2012, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Looks pretty promising

    by cat_herder

    I wasn't terribly interested until they started running trailers for this. The much darker tone really seems to work well. The Raimi movies got old quickly.

  • April 15, 2012, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Yep asshole. You win because of iphone typos

    by Dorkestnight

    Well played. So did you see the avengers or are you just taking some bullshit talkbackers word on "2" action scenes? It easily has more action then any marvel related movie ever. Dipshit

  • April 15, 2012, 2:10 p.m. CST

    @dorkestnight U MAD BRO?

    by KilliK


  • April 15, 2012, 2:12 p.m. CST

    I knew you were a troll. I aint even mad

    by Dorkestnight

    MFW guy criticizes avengers after just having been blown away by the biggest SUPERHERO marvel film of all time.

  • April 15, 2012, 2:27 p.m. CST

    you might catch killik and dorkestknight

    by Barnald

    making out in the back of Prometheus. Theater 1.

  • but nowadays he can't seem to get arrested. I realize he's not a leading man, way too short, even for Hollywood standards. He's fallen off the face of the earth.

  • April 15, 2012, 2:55 p.m. CST

    I like everything but the Villain.

    by ganymede3010

    Dr. Octavius has been the only villain that has translated well onto the silverscreen. I don't know why they won't cast Morbius as the villain while vampires are all the rage in pop culture. Kraven and Electro would of been solid choices too.

  • April 15, 2012, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Simple math from a Spidey fan

    by ZOMBRE

    Black Crotch+Silver Slippers x CGI Labcoat free Lizard=Netflix

  • April 15, 2012, 3:23 p.m. CST

    At this point, only Marvel should be allowed to make these...

    by SK229

    I hated the Raimi films except for a few parts in the first one. I thought the second one was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen, with incredibly overwrought (even for a comic book film) dialogue, awfully staged action, and bad effects. Didn't even see the third one. As a matter of fact, I enjoyed the Fantastic Four movies more. I know that's probably sacrilege, but what can I say? They felt more like comic books come to life to me. I love Batman Begins and TDK, but I still think the DESIGNS are kind of boring... think he could have had just a tad, A TAD more fun since it's a movie about a man dressing up as a bat to fight criminals called 'The Joker', Scarecrow, and Two-Face. The original Superman is, in my mind, the only super hero movie ever to get close to perfection for me. I honestly have liked all of Marvel's movies so far, INCLUDING Iron Man 2 and The Incredible Hulk because they feel like comic books come to life. They always have moments that give you that exhilaration of seeing these characters brought to life, and there's always a certain look and feel that I can't put into words, but it seems like they know what needs to be done and what the audience wants and they GIVE IT TO THEM, rather than overthinking everything. They're not the greatest films ever, but I don't think they need to be or should necessarily even try all the time, they should just try to be true to the character and the expectations of the audience. One big reason for this, I think, is that Marvel only has to worry about Marvel movies. Something like this is being made and overseen by executives who oversee ALL kinds of movies and they tend to bring the thought processes from those into this and it usually fucks it all up. That's what happens over at Warners with Superman and the other characters (even Batman if you don't have a visionary director), they're are just too many cooks in the kitchen who have no business giving their opinion. What would be bad (but probably not happen for many, many years) would be if Disney starts meddling too much in the affairs of Marvel, making it as mediocre as its own efforts. Whatever Marvel gets wrong, they often get a shit-ton right, and for that I think they should have final say over ALL of their properties... in due time, I guess. On a side note, how soon before we get a Marvel theme park at Disney? How long does Universal have those east of the Mississippi rights?

  • April 15, 2012, 3:24 p.m. CST

    elsewhere, Batman's not usually a fun character

    by rev_skarekroe

    At least not since the '70s when they moved away from the tone set by the TV show. Spider-Man always works best when it's fun to read (or watch) even with all the drama. When Spidey gets too dark, I lose interest quickly. The wisecracks in this movie make me think they've got certain aspects of the character right, but it also seems way more moody than I like this character to be.

  • April 15, 2012, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Acting looks better

    by FrodoFraggins

  • April 15, 2012, 3:41 p.m. CST

    by Christopher Dalton

  • April 15, 2012, 3:51 p.m. CST


    by Kai_Mah'gra

    Search your hearts. You know this to be true. The truth can be so liberating sometimes. ....and the truth shall set you free, and all that.

  • April 15, 2012, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Well it always looked like Japanese Spider-Man

    by annie_michael_hall

    So this is strangely appropriate.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:02 p.m. CST


    by christpunchers2007

    He just takes me out of the movie. Emma Stone looks like a popstar (probably fucks like one too). Just another chick of the week. Dunst had some fugly side of her but I feel that she's a bit more "believable".

  • April 15, 2012, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Those blinking webshooters look stupid

    by christpunchers2007

    And while Spidey should wisecrack, he shouldn't be an asshole like in those earlier clips. He's basically torturing a common thug past of the point of being humorous.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Fuck this movie


    Raimi for President

  • April 15, 2012, 4:06 p.m. CST

    It's amazing seeing the Raimi film hate...

    by Jay

    Talk about flip flopping. It's amazing how one bad movie (spidy 3) effects the narrow-minded fanboys. It's also the Batman effect all over again. "What, a new movie is coming out? No way I can like them both. Fuck the old one!" It's such a pathetic way of thinking. Its why you all hate remakes. You're apparently unable to like both. News flash shit-for-brains! Attempting to tarnish the originals reputation on the Internet won't make the new one better than it actually is. Spider-man 2 is a great fucking movie. I hope this new one is even better. Why? Because I like great movies, and I don't give a fuck what they're called or the circumstances in which it was made.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:07 p.m. CST

    That's the Crocman, not the Lizard

    by christpunchers2007

    Look at how they're portraying Connors... like he's partially mad or evil. That was the good thing about Raimi's Connor. Though we never got to see him turn into the Lizard, he came off as a likeable character. That's why we would feel more for him when he does mutate. Based off these clips, I really can't give a shit what happens to our Crocman. I have no empathy for him at all.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Off to a very shaky start


    Maybe they can still salvage this series with a new director and bigger budget for part 2? What are the odds of that? Garfield could be a good Spider-man if he wasn't surrounded by complete ineptitude.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:12 p.m. CST

    sifodyasjr's got it right

    by christpunchers2007

    Even those Tobey didn't wise crack and moped half the time, it felt appropriate to the story. The other half of Raimi's first 2 films had some fun and adventure to it. It had a sense of "wonder" as sifodyasjr put it. None of it is found here. This thing just looks overproduced with a ton of overdamatized crap to make it look "dark". I really don't give a flying fuck about some deformed looking douchebag who badly needs a haircut.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:22 p.m. CST

    If you go and see this...

    by BloodiedFox

    You lose the right to complain about hollywood churning out reboots and remakes ad nauseum.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Peter Parker and the Secret of Oscorp?

    by OutsideChance

    So he's orphan, with a great destiny and powers he inherited from his parents, forced to live with an aunt and uncle who battles one of his evil teachers? Um.....ah...kay....

  • April 15, 2012, 4:24 p.m. CST


    by kenjinattix

    I still don't give a shit about this movie.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Andrew Garfield should really get in touch with Brandon Routh....

    by Kai_Mah'gra

    They'll both have a lot in common in a few months time and lots to commiserate about.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:33 p.m. CST

    To those of you falling for this...

    by Andrew Coleman

    Sure hate the Raimi movies... That's fine. But look at this piece of shit. It is obvious they want to make Spidey Batman by making it "dark". It also helps them cut costs by having every action scene in the dark. They also won't make Peter a funny guy. They'll make him a bitter asshole. He essentially treats a robber like shit and then beats up cops. This is aimed for teens... You know the little fuckers who hate everything? That is what this is aimed for. They added the parents thing to try and connect this film series to Batman... It's fucking pathetic. They on top of that got The Lizard all wrong.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Dunst didn't get really fugly until the third one...

    by mdk

    ...not that she was all that hot even in the first one. Still, you could imagine she'd enjoy getting really freaky in the sack. Emma Stone, though, not so much, though she is hotter than Dunst by a lightyear or two.

  • ...The webbing we know is artificial and I'm just wild-ass-guessing the wall-sticking is too. Some kind of tech built into the suit, hence the silver booties and little suction holes on his glove fingertips. So he's The Amazing Mimicks-A-Spider-Man.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Countdown to the next Spiderman reboot....

    by MajorFrontbum

    .....1069 days.....16 hours....36 minutes. Maybe these companies should start releasing boxed sets of all the different versions of the same films - a testament to show just how uncreative, uninspired and unimaginative film-makers of the modern age really are. Fuck you all, fuck you all with a retractable baton, you talentless cunts. Give us something NEW, or fuck the hell off!

  • April 15, 2012, 4:42 p.m. CST

    I heard that there's one secret final scene where

    by sweeneydave

    Bruce Campbell shows up and says "You think you're the only human/beast hybrid? I mean, besides that lizard fella?" And then Squirrel Girl leaps out of a tree with a satchel full of acorns.

  • April 15, 2012, 4:42 p.m. CST

    The black and white "flashback" scenes look lame as fuck

    by christpunchers2007

    Raimi did not use a single black and white scene in his first two films (I'll pretend that in 3, he didn't give a shit anymore because the studios were forcing shit down his throat). He did a great job in SM2 in the Peter/Uncle Ben scene in the car scene using an all white background so you know that while it's not a flashback it still is a reference to the past. Now look at the trailer that we got here: a young toddler Pete in all black and white... going back to his memories in PERFECT 1080P SHARPNESS... does that even FEEL like a genuine memory to you? It feels forced, like the director doesn't know how to frame something uniquely so he goes with the conventional approach. Totally uninspiring. That alone proves how amateurish this Marc "Webb" fellow really is. He goes through the usual hoops of whatever school one goes to to get his shot at directing, and here he is using the most common method of shooting a flashback/memory scene... in the EXACT same manner as any 12 year old child would had the kid seen a few Hollywood blockbusters made in the last 40 years. Where's the originality? It certainly doesn't give us any hope. How is anyone with more than two brain cells supposed to take Webb seriously? His level of craftsmanship appears so dull and boring... and somehow that's supposed to surpass Raimi's vision (i.e. an unsettling Darkman from 1990 that still bests most superhero flicks today)?

  • You better get use to Garfield, he'll be Spiderman for the next 6 years at least.

  • April 15, 2012, 5:02 p.m. CST

    This isn't for we Spidey purists, it's for kids...

    by Octavian

    ... Like the ones I stood next to in the newsagent yesterday who were drooling over this movie in Empire magazine. They don't know that this version of Lizard is rubbish, that the Spider-Man-ga costume is wrong, or that the backstory is a joke. They just want to see the movie. Hollywood, or in fact Marvel themselves for that matter, care not a jot for the source material. Spider-Man might be a pop culture icon to me and many of you, but he isn't really. He's dollars and cents. Nothing more, nothing less. If they thought they make another quarter by giving him wings and a tutu he'd have 'em.

  • April 15, 2012, 5:35 p.m. CST


    by elsewhere

    You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Nor do you have any idea what a Spider-Man movie should be. I'll be anxious to hear from you when this film makes big bank and erases Raimi's garbage from existence. But you strike me as the type of knob that won't admit he's wrong.

  • April 15, 2012, 5:42 p.m. CST


    by christpunchers2007

    Of course this one is gonna make big bucks.... it's a summer superhero movie, starring Spiderman. It cannot fail. But that doesn't mean that it's an actual good film. Transformers made plenty of dough, does that make it good? What about Twatlight? How can you not see the angle they've gone with (Asshole Parker & avenging his parents)?

  • April 15, 2012, 5:42 p.m. CST

    I approve.

    by bubcus

    I like this trailer. I'm finally anxious to see this movie.

  • April 15, 2012, 5:44 p.m. CST


    by elsewhere

    It sure as shit will be better than anything that came from Raimi. I promise you that. Spider-Man can be done a lot better. It has been done a lot better. Take Raimi's dick out of your ass.

  • April 15, 2012, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Cautiously optimistic about this.

    by Kill List Hammertime

    Yeah they've fucked up the lizard design but hopefully it'll look better in the context of the movie. And at least Tobey Maguire isn't Spidey. Hated him in the role. Just a pity they're releasing this in the same year as Avengers and DKR as its just become an afterthought to those two.

  • April 15, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST

    The Awareness


    And anyone else who thinks Garfield doesn't at least looks the part of Peter Parker are fucking morons who obviously don't read comics. No matter the artist Garfield is pretty fucking spot on. Waaaaay better than Toby.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Holy mother of fuck.


    There are some idiots here, some of you seriously think Raimi got the feeling and tone right? Peter was a whiny fucking bitch that never cracked wise and MJ was not even close to the firecracker we all know and love.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:12 p.m. CST

    First: Kilik. Fuck you. Bitch. Second: Fuck you waxxel.

    by Bob

    Kilik for your fucking whiny ignorance and stupidity about the Avengers. You're such a pointless trolling shmuck ass. And waxxel, you must be a blind ass to bag on Romita Jr. like that. You apparently don't know good art if it slapped you in the face. Man I hate losers like you.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:13 p.m. CST



    Have you not been watching the same trailers? He has already cracked wise more in these trailers than all 3 of Raimi' Spider-Man. Also Peters parents have occasionally. Even touched upon in the books, it's good that this movie is giving us something no other spider man film or even cartoon has yet to really touch upon.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:14 p.m. CST

    So gwen stacy finds out hes spiderman in movie 1?



  • April 15, 2012, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Iron Man called. He wants his weapon charging sound effects back.

    by Quake II

    This looks serviceable. Could go either way. Raimis movies weren't terrible, they were annoying. FOr every 1 thing Raimi got right, he fucked up 3 other major things. Biggest crime in superhero movie history, covering up Willem Dafoes beautifully perfect Green Goblin face with a fucking plastic mask. Epic fail if there ever was one.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:17 p.m. CST

    im still excited for this, spider-man 2 was still amazing though


    yes i know peter wasnt the smartass he was in the comics, but god damn it that was a involving, thrilling movie. that train scene was excellent, doc ock was awesome, and after putting peter through the fucking ringer for 2 plus hours it was so satisfying to see him get what he wanted at the end and that final swing off into the sunset captured that feeling so well. fuck that was one of the best summer movies ive ever seen and that final moment was so memorable. god i love that movie and i hate to see people shit on it.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:25 p.m. CST


    by christpunchers2007

    SM2 was really magical for me. I remember walking out of that movie in the midst of summer feeling refreshed, happy, and hopeful after that movie. It's a feeling many movies fail to instil upon the viewers.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:29 p.m. CST


    by DoctorZoidberg

    Seconded, had a lump in the old throat at the end of Spidey2...despite my undying hatred of Toady in the role.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:30 p.m. CST


    by DoctorZoidberg

    Didn't Peter recall the scene of Uncle Ben's murderer slipping past him in black and white?

  • April 15, 2012, 6:36 p.m. CST


    by christpunchers2007

    Well, I don't really consider SM3 a true Raimi film. He had a different direction and story all along but Sony pushed Venom and a lot of other stupid bits onto him. At least that's what I'd like to believe. When Raimi was beaten to a pulp by external influences, he just said fuck it... I'll do a cheesy black and white Uncle Ben's murderer scene because I just don't give a shit anymore.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Does this guy know that Gwen died in the 70s.

    by shutupfanboy

    I am actually looking forward to having my kid, so I have a built in excuse not see this film. But if she comes Avengers' weekend, she is out of luck when it comes to dating til she is 18.

  • April 15, 2012, 6:51 p.m. CST


    by Mel

  • April 15, 2012, 6:55 p.m. CST

    I'll wait for the next reboot in 2014.

    by Mel

  • April 15, 2012, 7:14 p.m. CST

    christpunchers2007 and zoidberg


    totally agree, the tone, pace, and feel of that movie was so perfect. It was only 8 years ago, yet i feel like its a classic summer movie already. I have no idea how 3 could end up so bad, but also how could they get the tone and feel so wrong? it felt nothing like a spiderman movie and on top of that, they made peter unlikeable and stupidly turned the kiss from spiderman 1 into a plot fucking stupid!

  • It bothers me when people do that.

  • Since you claim to know what your talking about,you'd think you'd understand that. He's WAY 2 fucking old..and yeah if u want to stretch it for the sake of "Geek cred"(lol!?), he "Kinda" looks like how Steve Mcniven drew him that final panel in civil war#2 were he reveal his identity to the world via tony stark(love that rendition, modern spidy should look) and Mark Bagleys interpretation of him in the "oh so shitty" ultimate spider-man run.. but not realy..

  • April 15, 2012, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Looks okay-ish, kind of by the book though.

    by Orbots Commander

    One thing I did notice is that all the inter-cut action shots in the trailer all seem to come from one long action scene from some point in the movie. I guess I'll likely end up seeing it in theaters at some point, probably a 2-D matinee, but it's not something I'm really looking forward to, like Prometheus or Dark Knight.

  • embarrassment.. say it with me

  • And Spider-Man 2 was a great ride on opening night. Saw it a few times that summer. It made me wish there was another episode to see right afterwards. Batman Begins and The Dark Knight also made me eager to see another immediately after--BB was note perfect with Gordon handing off the Joker evidence to Bats!

  • However in that clip of him jumping on the subway ceiling after being startled out of his sleep,he was able to "wallcling",so i don't know.Ether way im not seeing this. ill watch that fantastic moment of spidy desperately trying to catchup with the subway train after being knocked into the traffic and rebounding into the sky while resuming his pursuit of Doc ock in spider-man 2 50 times in a row,before i plunk down any cash to see this shit.Such a great moment,one of the few pure moments of escapist ecstasy from that film,parker leaping along,atop those buildings and dive bombing toward the back of that train..stiring.that small moment encapsulates everything that spider-mans about visually and philosophically. that single moment is right up there with Superman looking at the sunrise at the end of the Donners wonderfull film, wort's and all. the kind of powerfully,timeless iconography that i promise this film wont even come close to capturing,mark my words. i hope im wrong..but this just seems shallow.

  • April 15, 2012, 9:24 p.m. CST

    If they don't kill Uncle Ben I won't see it

    by sunwukong86

    That has been the one consistent thing in the last 50 years of Marvel continuity

  • April 15, 2012, 9:32 p.m. CST


    by Curious_Jorge

  • Did you watch them on an ipod or something? And no, I'm not praising S-3 for anything other than being photographed. If you are going to criticize Raimi pick a more substantive argument, mate. And for what it's worth, I think this flick looks decently shot and that they appear to have spent the 80 million well: Good cast, effects looks slick. But it will be the script that makes or breaks this reboot. I am skeptical but less so than when the project was announced. I can live with two different Spider-men. Shame most fanboys have to turn the comparison into a fucking war.

  • April 15, 2012, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Being photographed *well*. I meant. Cheers.

    by Laserbrain

  • April 15, 2012, 9:35 p.m. CST

    They should have just called it 'Spiderman Returns'......

    by Kai_Mah'gra

    And then given him a Spider kid and made him a deadbeat dead and creepy stalker. It's not that much different than what they are doing now. And they'll get the same result anyway. (both in terms of quality and at the Box office)

  • April 15, 2012, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Can't be worse than Superman Returns that's for sure..

    by ColloquiallyBorn

    But in all, I'm willing to give it a chance. Why not? .. Also I just hope they don't kill the Lizard at the end of the movie like the Raimi movies... They always seem to kill the villains at the end for some reason.. Why!?!? Only Sandman survived and I guess it's because they didn't know how to actually kill him so they said "F*ck it.. He'll go away on a breeze and all will be well!".. &/*($?&*($?*(&&(*!!! .. Hope they don't kill him.. Hope they stuff him at Ryker's like in the comics..

  • April 15, 2012, 9:39 p.m. CST

    With Prometheus and TDKR coming out, I forget about this.

    by elgato73

    Definitely off the radar screen of pretty much everybody. And that's why it will be a colossal success. This film is going to surprise the fuck out of everybody with how fucking good its going to be. No way is Sony going to let this be some dark horse that comes out of nowhere. Expect a big trailer in front of Avengers and an all out advertising blitz afterward. Sony's spent way too much money on this.

  • April 15, 2012, 9:43 p.m. CST



    I am no sheep, trust me on this my friend if you knew my tastes you'd see I'm quite the opposite. And he feels a helluva lot more like Peter than Raimi/Toby's rendition did.

  • April 15, 2012, 9:45 p.m. CST

    I am however


    Not the biggest fan of the costume, what's with the sneakers? :p

  • April 15, 2012, 9:46 p.m. CST


    by Orbots Commander

    Really? Sony spent a lot of money on this? I thought the whole point for the re-boot was to get an el-cheapo version out there and lower the production costs. Not much point if the studio ended up blowing $200+ Million on it anyway, but that's moronic studio people for you.....

  • That Parker is the outcome of his father's experiments. And that if Connors had a kid it'd become LizardBoy.

  • April 15, 2012, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Though from what ive seen, its hardly a radical departure from "canon".

    by dahveed1972

  • April 15, 2012, 10:32 p.m. CST


    by cockdiesel

    I didn't realize that giant lizards, men dressed as rhinos and scientists with mechanical arms only attack at nighttime. I guess you guys are the experts! Sidenote: I think people bringing up McFarlane's run with the lizard have a pretty good point though.

  • April 15, 2012, 10:38 p.m. CST

    one must be desperate to even give this a chance

    by animas

    seriously, i would watch ANYTHING before considering this.

  • April 15, 2012, 11:20 p.m. CST has Spidey all over it!

    by Adam

    Okay, I can't say that the film itself looks spectacular, but the guy playing Peter Parker looks looks like the real deal. I just entered a contest called the Afterschoolawards! They asked me to submit some videos of me & my student films, so i figured hey, why not? any young filmmaker out there should go to & enter the contest too. You could win up to $10,000 in scholarship money. Ya never know, just thought I'd pass it on.

  • April 16, 2012, 12:12 a.m. CST

    oy vey......

    by darthSaul666

    Well..... This my be an unfair compairison but when you consider that Avengers had a Superbowl spot & the most viewed trailer on itunes behind it..... A little graphiti is no match.... Yep it's rather true that the fanboy community are about the only people that know this movie exists.... Not to mention it's rather debatable if the enthusiasum is batting over 500....

  • April 16, 2012, 12:18 a.m. CST

    More whiney bitches there than I can count

    by Queefer Sutherland

    Boo hoo! This isn't the Spiderman I grew up with!

  • April 16, 2012, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Maybe the reason this looks like it takes place mostly at night

    by brattyben

    Is because Peter Parker goes to FUCKIN' HIGH SCHOOL during the day. Morons! I'm going to WAIT and SEE the movie before offering any opinions.

  • April 16, 2012, 12:45 a.m. CST

    All I got to say is meh.....

    by darthSaul666

    Really just..... Meh......

  • April 16, 2012, 12:48 a.m. CST

    spidey fought crime any time of day...

    by darthSaul666

    Working at a newspaper chasing stories can put you in the middle of stuff happening..... No Bugle no fighting crime during the day....

  • April 16, 2012, 1:02 a.m. CST


    by Rick Webb

  • April 16, 2012, 1:07 a.m. CST

    Wow! Black & white flashbacks? Really?

    by krabklaw

    Plus, they stole (probably unwittingly) the "something I was working on with your father" bit from Iron Man 2. This whole enterprise look so incompetently put together it just blows my mind.

  • April 16, 2012, 2:26 a.m. CST

    yeah I thought the black and white stuff was cheesy too...

    by darthSaul666

    The spider on the desk was like the cherry on the sundae for me..... *cough* cliche much?

  • April 16, 2012, 2:31 a.m. CST

    yeah and fuck off with the wisecracks.....

    by darthSaul666

    They were always overdone for the cartoons.... The comic books usually didn't overdose on them.... I' paraphrasing from the Spider-Man vault....

  • trust christopher nolan, and with x-men first class we were judging the bad posters, and trailers before the movie came out. when it was released in theaters we all jizzed. so this movie might be good, or might not. we'll just have to wait and see. to be honest i'm kinda excited. i hated tobeys take on spider-man

  • April 16, 2012, 4:41 a.m. CST

    Good job Marvel, make it all about his parents

    by Autodidact

    Maybe the next reboot can explain how his grandparents fucked.

  • April 16, 2012, 5:56 a.m. CST

    I'm looking forward to this, since "Mush Mouth Maguire" aint in it...

    by aegri_mentis

    But the Lizards tail is prehensile? Does Parker continue to need glasses AFTER his transformation?

  • April 16, 2012, 5:57 a.m. CST

    "Flashbacks" or "dreams"?

    by aegri_mentis

    Quit jumping to conclusions, bitches.

  • April 16, 2012, 6:02 a.m. CST

    It's funny how people are calling this Parker "emo"...

    by aegri_mentis

    When the Raimi movies featured every single main character having a moping, sloth-like affect about them. That's the fundamental problem I have with the Raimi movies. He must have showed up everyday on set, showed the actors a bag of dead puppies before they filmed.

  • April 16, 2012, 6:12 a.m. CST


    by Johnny Wrong

    ...and if you disagree, you're a fucking moron. Raimi ain't made a good film since The Gift.

  • April 16, 2012, 6:13 a.m. CST


    by Johnny Wrong're by far the thickest person on this site. By. Far.

  • April 16, 2012, 6:22 a.m. CST

    Look at all the positive feedback...

    by Eli_Cash

    ...from people who never post here. I'm sure this is authentic. I mean, would a studio actually hire people to say good things about a movie that obviously sucked?

  • April 16, 2012, 7:41 a.m. CST

    This still looks like a different version of more of the same

    by D.Vader

    In other words, I'm semi-interested. And Spidey is my favorite hero. That's sad.

  • April 16, 2012, 9:06 a.m. CST

    I LOVED the Raimi versions

    by pumaman

    This looks cool as all Hell, but its almost like shitting on the previous 3 movies by saying now THIS is how it should be done, when its pretty much the exact same shit. Backflips, spins and dives in the air, web-slinging, explosions, and a sexy new super-villain ! The inclusion of Martin Sheen and Sally Field is a nice touch, seeing as they are veteran actors, but that only makes me more mad in a way, as it also cheapens the Raimi versions. If this new film had a Bruce Campbell cameo, then all would be forgiven. Either way, most of us will still watch this regardless.

  • April 16, 2012, 9:09 a.m. CST

    The Black & White Flashbacks.....

    by pumaman

    ...are far easier to watch then the crap I watched on Netfllix last night. The old movie 'The Watcher' starring a long-haired Keanu Reeves and a younger more handsome James Spader. The hazy, juddery camera flashbacks in THAT boring turd of a movie made me feel physically sick. Cloverfields shaky-cam was easier to watch!!!

  • I still have trepidations of course, but I'm not too worried about it. I can't stop thinking about director Marc Webb saying this isn't a reboot, it's just filling in the gaps of the original Raimi film. Sorry but, that's fucking bullshit. Peter didn't know Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 3, and yet here she's his fucking girlfriend, or at least a girl he's interested in. And of course the mental pretzel-bending you'd have to go through to make any kind of logical timeframe around Dr. Connors becoming the lizard BEFORE being Peter's professor is kinda fucked-up.

  • Ever hear of the fucking WEEKEND? And in the summer it stays light until fucking 8:30 at night, 5 HOURS after school concludes.

  • I LOVED Spider-Man 2 I thought was perfection! That movie was freaking AMAZING to me, and I greatly enjoyed the first half of SM3 if Venom wasn't shoved down Raimi's throat I could've easliy seen him still doing it. If this was just a next chapter SM movie I'd probably feel better about it ala Bond. But the fact that they just rebooted it, that they're doing the origin again just pisses me off. But because Spider-Man remains my all time favorite charcter I want it to succeed.

  • April 16, 2012, 9:26 a.m. CST

    And Spider-Man doesn't have to be Batman Jr.

    by Wcwlkr

    Because the fact that I'm seeing all the action take place at night gives me that feel. Spider-Man to me has always be bright with a hint of dark. With the Great Power Great Responsibilty. But let's have all the action take place at night. Let's ignore his Uncle Ben being killed as the motivator. Let's pretty much takent he Batman Year One story and insert Spider-Man with him vs. the cops. I just don't like that. Spider-Man isn't Batman he's the everyman of comics and I feel like they're trying to turn him into Batman Jr.

  • April 16, 2012, 9:59 a.m. CST


    by mattbenzing

    Saw Garfield hold his own with Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Death of a Salesman on Broadway last weekend. Based on that and Red Riding 1974 I'm impressed with his acting and hoping he'll bring some depth to the character. I liked the Raimi movies (except I confess to being in the mechanical webshooters camp), but there was something about McGuire that never quite clicked for me.

  • April 16, 2012, 10:39 a.m. CST

    McGuire always had that Art-house goon syndrome

    by ZodNotGod

    about him, humorless, vacant. Garfield at least looks and sounds like a smart-ass. Not some mopey, emo-homo looking for a dong to suck.

  • April 16, 2012, 10:57 a.m. CST

    When it was announced that Tobey would be Parker...

    by Jaster Mareel

    I thought =Shit, that is fucking perfect casting! Nobody will have a problem with that.= And I thought he did a fantastic job in all 3 films. I still don't understand why there are so many pussies leaking over his casting. I'm sure Garfield will be great as well.

  • They seem to be trying to imply that Richard Parker was working on the Super Soldier Serum without coming right out and saying it.

  • April 16, 2012, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Also, is Rhys Ifans doing an impression of David Warner?

    by Royston Lodge

    Seems like it.

  • April 16, 2012, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Sally Fields is so wrong as Aunt May.

    by Royston Lodge

    So say we all.

  • April 16, 2012, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Shoulda got Helen Mirren for a GILF Aunt May

    by Joe Plumber

  • The casting in this just feels not right to me.

  • Look, Im a major comic fan & have been for over 40 years,and while I agree with a lot of the criticisms--CHILL folks--no need to go all haterish on each other. its just a freakin MOVIE--even if it toally sucks, life goes on

  • April 16, 2012, 4:09 p.m. CST


    by Redmantle

    Looks a hell of a lot more modern than the cheesy Sam Raimi stuff. Sam made a sob fest wit the snaggletooth Kirsten Dunst who should have been recast... and Tobey was never able to pull off the humor. Plus that "little old aunt may" shtick... worked for the 60's maybe but something a bit more nuanced was needed for a modern audience I think so this seems like a good update

  • April 16, 2012, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Japanese Spiderman Trailer

    by Adrian Fernandez

    Movie reminds me of downloadable content for this game:

  • April 16, 2012, 4:36 p.m. CST

    All lies...

    by Darth Macchio

    I've been microwaving spiders for years but they all just explode into powder or just liquefy into some weird spider puddle. Friends. They are LYING to us. (I wonder if they'll go the Lee's Hulk route and have Parker be "amped" in some way from birth due to his parents involvement with the government (sony has no rights to s.h.i.e.l.d.) as 'super-spies' and the spider-bite just catalyzes what was already in his dna - instead of just having it be a radioactive spider) While I want this to be good - changing the fundamental beats of Spidey's origins smacks of the writers/production *knowing* another origin story is not what people want so instead of going the pure reboot path, they're changing it so it's "new". They should have taken Leterrire (sp?!) choice for Incredible Hulk - doesn't ignore or attend to Ang Lee's version but acts just fine all on its own. Altho admittedly, I won't miss Raimi's version of Aunt May - her character was hardly even a human being, more like an inspirational poster in human form, spouting cringe-inducing aphorisms nonstop.

  • April 16, 2012, 5:27 p.m. CST


    by christpunchers2007

    There's no problem with a wise-cracking Spidey. In fact, if it can provide some comic relief at the right time, it'd be an improvement over Raimi's work. But it can't be there just for the sake of laughs, especially if it just makes Parker look like a raging asshole, getting back at other people because he used to be some whimpy guy.

  • April 16, 2012, 5:54 p.m. CST


    by darthSaul666

    Hey I get your point... I really don't have any real problems with the wiscracks... Just with those who seem to think it's the be all and end all character trait that makes the character authentic...

  • April 16, 2012, 6:28 p.m. CST


    by christpunchers2007

    That's right, it's not one of Spidey's central traits... and when he does wise crack, it should come off as intelligent and genuinely funny... it shouldn't be full of malice and anger like what saw him in the clip of him torturing a common thug.

  • April 16, 2012, 10:40 p.m. CST

    It looks like, if anything, a slight step up

    by Jeremy Jar Binks

    from Raimis first Spidey. And I do mean slight. Also, is it always dark in this version of NYC? I don't remember the comics ever being done in the dark. Oh, wait.. that's because they weren't lazy and didn't want to get away with attention to detail It's probably going to be good enough, I'm just not feeling a huge step up or forward here.

  • April 16, 2012, 10:40 p.m. CST

    No Leopardon? Come on, Japan!

    by Thiago

    Yeah yeah yeah, wow!

  • April 17, 2012, 2:06 a.m. CST


    by schulzcreative

    ...I just feel asleep watching the trailer. I think it was the self-hypnosis from saying over and over again, "Why? Why?Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"

  • April 17, 2012, 6:33 a.m. CST

    Big fan of Raimi but his Spider-Man sucked

    by Captain RawBeard

    Seriously wish everyone would stop jizzing over Sam Raimi's Spider-Man films. 1st was Meh! 2nd was Ok-Meh! 3rd was Shit. Here's all 3 films Tobey Maguire was HORRIBLY miscast as Peter Parker, fancied the equally miscast Kirsten Dunst. Tobey is bit by a Spider, his Uncle dies, Tobey cries. Green Goblin was a Power Ranger, Macy Gray sang, Green Goblin kidnaps Dunst, Tobey cries, Goblin dies, Tobey Cries... Tobey is stressed at being a superhero, cries a lot, meets Doc Ock, Tobey loses powers is happy, then cries. Dunst is kidnapped, Doc Ock dies, Tobey cries... Tobey is with Dunst seems happy but looks like he is about to cry with happiness, then he gets infected with Venom. Flint turns into Sandman which was cool. Topher Grace turns up and is a better Peter Parker than Tobey. Tobey blacks up as Spidey and Emo's as Peter ruins his relationship with Dunst, and cries. Fights Sandyman... forgives him cries, Sandy also cries and floats away in the wind

  • May 22, 2012, 10:57 a.m. CST

    One more time.

    by Fletch_Bohanski

    Okay, NERDS: I want answers. Freakin' Spider-Man. Everybody says Spider-Man is so relatable because he's an outcast and a nerd and has every day problems like failing classes, can't get a date and he never has any money. My question is this. How in the hell can a super genius high school student be gifted enough to create not only this amazing synthesized / biodegradable / proportionately strong w...ebbing, but also a device to dispense it in a way that allows control over it's use, but he can't breeze through his classes or get a job doing science? Hell, Billy Mays would have KILLED for that webbing. Sure, I buy the logic of suddenly because he was bit by a spider he is now also a world class acrobat, strong enough for a man but made for a woman and all that... but this just feels stupid. And he had to manufacture the components himself too! So he's a super genius, world class parkour champ, inventor, scientist, teenager with the body of an underwear model / gymnast and you want me to believe he is not well liked and cant get a job? NOT TODAY!