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Published at: March 31, 2012, 3:29 a.m. CST by hercules

BY DATE
Avengers (DXD) April 1
Game of Thrones (HBO) April 1
Great Expectations (PBS) April 1
I Survived (Bio) April 1
Killing (AMC) April 1
River Monsters (AP) April 1
Snapped (Oxygen) April 1
Ultimate Spider-Man (DXD) April 1
Wicked Tune (NGC) April 1
Adventure Time (CN) April 2
Bones (Fox) April 2
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food) April 2
Kickin’ It (DXD) April 2
Undercover Boss Abroad (TLC) April 2
Yard Crashers (DIY) April 2
Chasing Classic Cars (Velocity) April 3
Dance Moms Miami (Lifetime) April 3
Edge of War (Military) April 3
Foodography (Cooking) April 3
Guiliana & Bill (Style) April 3
No Kitchen Required (BBCA) April 3
Savage U (MTV) April 3
Best Friends Forever (NBC) April 4
Off Their Rockers (NBC) April 4
Toddlers & Tieras (TLC) April 4
Cold Blood (ID) April 5
Mary Mary (WE) April 5
Monsters Inside Me (AP) April 5
Sand Masters (ABC) April 5
Scandal (ABC) April 5
Truck Stop USA (Travel) April 5
Magic City (Starz) April 6
Motives & Murders (ID) April 6
Python Hunters (NGW) April 6
Dear Genevieve (HGTV) April 7
Shark Men (NGC) April 7
Texas Women (CMT) April 7
Big C (Showtime) April 8
Borgias (Showtime) April 8
Client List (Lifetime) April 8
Nurse Jackie (Showtime) April 8
Pitch (AMC) April 8
Sunday Night Baseball (ESPN) April 8
Wilson Phillips (TVG) April 8
No Reservations (Travel) April 8
Fatal Encounters (ID) April 9
Hotel Impossible (Travel) April 9
Mama’s Boys of the Bronx (TLC) April 9
Meat Men (Food) April 9
Big Easy Justice (Spike) April 10
Deadliest Catch (Discovery) April 10
Dream Machines (Syfy) April 10
Glee (Fox) April 10
Love For Sail (Lifetime) April 10
Shannen Says (WE) April 10
America’s Best Dance Crew (MTV) April 11
Baggage Battles (Travel) April 11
Don’t Trust The Bitch (ABC) April 11
Ghost Hunters (Syfy) April 11
Hip-Hop POV (MTV) April 11
Law & Order SVU (NBC) April 11
Man Vs. Food (Travel) April 11
Sold! (History) April 11
Eagleheart (CN) April 12
Popped Up Abroad (NGC) April 13
Say Yes To The Dress (TLC) April 13
Laconia (Ovation) April 14
Last Chance Driving School (A&E) April 14
Southern Nights (CMT) April 14
Tanked (AP) April 14
Titanic (ABC) April 14
24/7 (HBO) April 14
Girls (HBO) April 15
NYC 22 (CBS) April 15
Rebuilding Titanic (NGC) April 15
Tough Love (VH1) April 15
Crash Course (BBCA) April 16
Eden’s World (Logo) April 16
Eureka (Syfy) April 16
Lost Girl (Syfy) April 16
Top Gear (BBCA) April 16
Amish (NGC) April 17
Braving The Elements (Weather) April 17
Fact Or Faked (Syfy) April 17
Mysteries at the Museum (Travel) April 17
Off Limits (Travel) April 17
Push Girls (Sundance) April 17
Park Secrets (Travel) April 18
Café Racer (Velocity) April 19
Great American Manhunt (NGC) April 19
Kathy (Bravo) April 19
Parks and Recreation (NBC) April 19
Jennie Garth (CMT) April 20
Melissa & Tye (CMT) April 20
Ricky Gervais Show (HBO) April 20
Singing Bee (CMT) April 20
Cats 101 (AP) April 21
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo) April 22
Veep (HBO) April 22
L.A. Complex (CW) April 24
Million Dollar Rooms (HGTV) April 24
White Room Challenge (HGTV) April 24
Locked Up Abroad (NGC) April 25
Total Blackout (Syfy) April 25
Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding (Bravo) April 26
7 Days of Sex (Lifetime) April 26
Raised Wild (AP) April 26
Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet (Lifetime) April 26
Whale Wars (AP) April 27
Cloudstreet (Ovation) April 28
Flipped Off (A7E) April 28
Graham Norton Show (BBCA) April 28
Thick Of It (BBCA) April 28
Metalocalypse (CN) April 29
Secrets of Wild India (NGW) April 29
Unique Eats (Cooking) April 29
Motorcity (DXD) April 30

BY TITLE
Adventure Time (CN) April 2
America’s Best Dance Crew (MTV) April 11
Amish (NGC) April 17
Avengers (DXD) April 1
Baggage Battles (Travel) April 11
Best Friends Forever (NBC) April 4
Big C (Showtime) April 8
Big Easy Justice (Spike) April 10
Bones (Fox) April 2
Borgias (Showtime) April 8
Braving The Elements (Weather) April 17
Café Racer (Velocity) April 19
Cats 101 (AP) April 21
Chasing Classic Cars (Velocity) April 3
Client List (Lifetime) April 8
Cloudstreet (Ovation) April 28
Cold Blood (ID) April 5
Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet (Lifetime) April 26
Crash Course (BBCA) April 16
Dance Moms Miami (Lifetime) April 3
Deadliest Catch (Discovery) April 10
Dear Genevieve (HGTV) April 7
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food) April 2
Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding (Bravo) April 26
Don’t Trust The Bitch (ABC) April 11
Dream Machines (Syfy) April 10
Eagleheart (CN) April 12
Eden’s World (Logo) April 16
Edge of War (Military) April 3
Eureka (Syfy) April 16
Fact Or Faked (Syfy) April 17
Fatal Encounters (ID) April 9
Flipped Off (A7E) April 28
Foodography (Cooking) April 3
Game of Thrones (HBO) April 1
Ghost Hunters (Syfy) April 11
Girls (HBO) April 15
Glee (Fox) April 10
Graham Norton Show (BBCA) April 28
Great American Manhunt (NGC) April 19
Great Expectations (PBS) April 1
Guiliana & Bill (Style) April 3
Hip-Hop POV (MTV) April 11
Hotel Impossible (Travel) April 9
I Survived (Bio) April 1
Jennie Garth (CMT) April 20
Kathy (Bravo) April 19
Kickin’ It (DXD) April 2
Killing (AMC) April 1
L.A. Complex (CW) April 24
Laconia (Ovation) April 14
Last Chance Driving School (A&E) April 14
Law & Order SVU (NBC) April 11
Locked Up Abroad (NGC) April 25
Lost Girl (Syfy) April 16
Love For Sail (Lifetime) April 10
Magic City (Starz) April 6
Mama’s Boys of the Bronx (TLC) April 9
Man Vs. Food (Travel) April 11
Mary Mary (WE) April 5
Meat Men (Food) April 9
Melissa & Tye (CMT) April 20
Metalocalypse (CN) April 29
Million Dollar Rooms (HGTV) April 24
Monsters Inside Me (AP) April 5
Motives & Murders (ID) April 6
Motorcity (DXD) April 30
Mysteries at the Museum (Travel) April 17
No Kitchen Required (BBCA) April 3
No Reservations (Travel) April 8
Nurse Jackie (Showtime) April 8
NYC 22 (CBS) April 15
Off Limits (Travel) April 17
Off Their Rockers (NBC) April 4
Park Secrets (Travel) April 18
Parks and Recreation (NBC) April 19
Pitch (AMC) April 8
Popped Up Abroad (NGC) April 13
Push Girls (Sundance) April 17
Python Hunters (NGW) April 6
Raised Wild (AP) April 26
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo) April 22
Rebuilding Titanic (NGC) April 15
Ricky Gervais Show (HBO) April 20
River Monsters (AP) April 1
Sand Masters (ABC) April 5
Savage U (MTV) April 3
Say Yes To The Dress (TLC) April 13
Scandal (ABC) April 5
Secrets of Wild India (NGW) April 29
7 Days of Sex (Lifetime) April 26
Shannen Says (WE) April 10
Shark Men (NGC) April 7
Singing Bee (CMT) April 20
Snapped (Oxygen) April 1
Sold! (History) April 11
Southern Nights (CMT) April 14
Sunday Night Baseball (ESPN) April 8
Tanked (AP) April 14
Texas Women (CMT) April 7
Thick Of It (BBCA) April 28
Titanic (ABC) April 14
Toddlers & Tieras (TLC) April 4
Top Gear (BBCA) April 16
Total Blackout (Syfy) April 25
Tough Love (VH1) April 15
Truck Stop USA (Travel) April 5
24/7 (HBO) April 14
Ultimate Spider-Man (DXD) April 1
Undercover Boss Abroad (TLC) April 2
Unique Eats (Cooking) April 29
Veep (HBO) April 22
Whale Wars (AP) April 27
White Room Challenge (HGTV) April 24
Wicked Tune (NGC) April 1
Wilson Phillips (TVG) April 8
Yard Crashers (DIY) April 2

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  • March 31, 2012, 5:02 a.m. CST

    Great Expectations was.. well...

    by gotilk

    Better than expected. Worth seeing, for sure. Gillian Anderson does a great job in it.

  • March 31, 2012, 6:10 a.m. CST

    Look kids!!! Its a Tv Guide

    by Mr Soze

  • March 31, 2012, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Watched "Don't Trust the Bitch ..." the other night ...

    by Toe Jam

    Via a preview on Hulu, and while it had two or three funny moments, it was pretty awful otherwise. Seems like ABC is trying to produce the same magic from Fox's "The New Girl," only with a dash of cuntiness, only that lack of cuntiness on "The New Girl" is one big reason it has succeeded so tremendously, in my opinion. I learned long ago not to judge a series on its pilot, though. If my wife continues to watch it, I might hang in a couple more episodes and see how it goes. Krysten Ritter is super cute, but is an ill fit for the titular "Bitch," and I don't see how the whole overly meta Van der Beek character can be sustained.

  • March 31, 2012, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Agreed on Great Expectations

    by pumaman

    Gillian Anderson and Harry Lloyd ( he played Danaerys' evil brother in Game of Thrones ) are especially awesome in this Dickens tv drama.

  • March 31, 2012, 9:20 a.m. CST

    another great article Herc

    by rebel299

    and by article i mean a copy and paste job as an excuse to throw up some amazon links

  • March 31, 2012, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Titanic TV show?

    by jimbojones123

    If this involves time travel.....

  • March 31, 2012, 10:42 a.m. CST

    I Love When People Like Rebel Are Total Cunts for No Reason

    by Crow3711

    Especailly considering some of us, myself included, actually find this "copy and pasted" information very useful. I didn't know about this great expectations airing on pbs, but now i do, and since i'm not a dolt, i'm gonna watch the shit out of it. and thanks for the recommendations guys above. I know now when Parks comes back, am more excited for thrones TOMORROW!, andI also had NO IDEA before this article that HBO was doing another season of the rick gervais show, one of the funniest and under watched (it pulls a 0.0 consistently!) shows on hbo. they just hilarious podcasts and animate them. so glad its coming back for more. so fuck you rebel. stop being so county.

  • March 31, 2012, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Im excited for avengers!

    by brechtsky

    Season one was pretty good, and some episodes were really great.

  • March 31, 2012, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Seriously....

    by Franky_Four_Fingers

    Is there going to be an AICN review of Game of Thrones season two before it airs? Don't you guys get 3 or 4 episodes to review ahead of time? Nothing like waiting until the last second.

  • March 31, 2012, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Why Do People Want to Read Reviews?

    by Crow3711

    It's not like it's a new show you are unsure about and want a second opinion on. You know you're going to watch it no matter what. Will reading Hercs glowing review make it better somehow? Just wondering.

  • March 31, 2012, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Twelfth !!!!!

    by Batmangelo

    Metalocolypse fuck yes!!!!!! That is all

  • March 31, 2012, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Yawn

    by mascan42

    Aside from GoT and Top Gear, thewre's nothing here I'm even remotely interested in seeing. And I already saw this past series of TG unedited via torrents.

  • March 31, 2012, 2:23 p.m. CST

    re: "Titanic TV show? If this involves time travel....."

    by jim

    No, but that was an episode of "Voyagers".

  • It's still more than a day away. It will no doubt be up early tomorrow. This is the internet, where "last second" is much more literal than in the real world (thanks largely to eBay and all those "More like 'AintitOLDnews'; I read the same story at [insert obscure website here] 16 minutes ago" people.

  • March 31, 2012, 2:51 p.m. CST

    The Borgias

    by Zorak5

    Season premiere is already available legally on the Showtime web site and YouTube. Can't wait for Metalocalypse!

  • March 31, 2012, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Titanic..... Crap

    by DirtyWookie

    First episode was on in the UK last week and it's pretty shit..just think of it like the movie special edition about the other characters. Oh, and the boat sinks..... In the first episode....but I take it by the preview for next week that we see it from the point of view of other pointless characters before we get to the end. ...crap!!!!!

  • March 31, 2012, 3:26 p.m. CST

    By this time tomorrow...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...it will be four hours and thirty-five minutes before the beginning of the new season of Game of Thrones.

  • March 31, 2012, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Oops...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...make that thirty-four. And now thirty-three.

  • March 31, 2012, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Titanic already on here in Canada. Another crap Canadian effort.

    by tangcameo

    You watch Toby Jones and Linus Roache and you think ok this might not be so bad. Then you see the first Canadian contribution to the miniseries is the guy from Hangin' In (Canadian early 80s sitcom) who I haven't seen in anything since 1990. I turned off the tv after that.

  • March 31, 2012, 5:32 p.m. CST

    I dont expect a single bad review of GoT for much of the season

    by Turingtestee

    There might be patch or two in the second half that will be comparable to last seasons tournament sequences. The limited scope of the tourney didn't bother me as much as giving Littlefinger the Hounds speech to Sansa about the burn his brother gave him. Big first moment in the relationship between the two. Worse was the actors in-character slide off camera.

  • Episode 9 of will determine whether the season is simply great, or absolutely incredible. Not sure if you're familiar with the story, so I won't go into any detail -- let's just say S1 had the luxury of skipping some major battle scenes without getting TOO much flak from fans. S2 does NOT have that luxury and has some scenes that could set new standards for TV. I have a feeling that one scene in particular won't quite be THAT great, but I don't expect I'll be disappointed by any means.

  • You know, to keep costs low. Then six or seven survivors will ride over the hill to where the women (and cameras) are waiting and they'll announce a grand victory that wouldn't have been possible without the 18,000 soldiers that are celebrating the next valley over.

  • March 31, 2012, 8:07 p.m. CST

    The Legend of Korra

    by Emikandi

    Starts on April the 14th. You forgot it.

  • March 31, 2012, 9:20 p.m. CST

    @crow3711

    by Franky_Four_Fingers

    This is a niche website and I would expect a review from this site to be a bit different from one from the more mainstream sites or news magazines. True, I am going to watch anyway, but a great review adds to the anticipation of seeing greatness. Here I can expect more details of; how the CGI turned out, how closely it follows the books, and the general production values. This site (usually) gives us a bit more insight on the nuances of the series rather than just an Entertainment Weeklys generic review.

  • March 31, 2012, 9:36 p.m. CST

    About that one bad Game of Thrones review.

    by Sithtastic

    The new season of this dense medieval fantasy set in a land called Westeros serves up a whole bunch of wartime posturing, a seemingly endless number of would-be rulers and the usual sex and (sometimes in the same scene) violence. But it sure doesn’t give viewers much to latch onto.

  • March 31, 2012, 9:42 p.m. CST

    WTF?

    by Sithtastic

    That above quote is from a lengthy post from the current NYT's review. I went on as to what complete clueless idiots the NYT reviewers are...and of course my total post and rant was eaten. Anywho, I am looking forward to Season 2!

  • March 31, 2012, 10:04 p.m. CST

    The killing zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

    by DrVillian

    Boring ass show the killing is fucked trying to go against a show like game of thrones

  • You can watch The Killing, Game of Thrones and Mad Men tomorrow in damn near any order you wish, the way the shows are repeated along parallel channels now.

  • March 31, 2012, 11:20 p.m. CST

    The NYTimes guy does not get it

    by Hercules

    Season two of Thrones is working at a level almost nothing else on television approaches. Littlefinger's a fancy man.

  • March 31, 2012, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Fuckin A Herc, like to hear that.

    by Mr Soze

    Season one made me, my dad, my sister and a couple buddies read all 5 books

  • April 1, 2012, 3:18 a.m. CST

    Only breaking bad matters. kneel before heisenberg.

    by dalcross

    , I'll swap all of the above to get the final season of BB.

  • April 1, 2012, 3:41 a.m. CST

    It's all fake! APRIL FOOLS!

    by Orionsangels

  • April 1, 2012, 4:59 a.m. CST

    To me Breaking Bad is over

    by centilope

    I don't want to see Jesse find out Walt poisoned the kid. Walt did it for himself, his family, Jesse, the woman and her kid. Obviously Jesse won't understand and turn against Walt. I don't want that.

  • April 1, 2012, 5:02 a.m. CST

    Avengers is back, fucking horrraaayyy!!

    by Stalkeye

  • April 1, 2012, 5:34 a.m. CST

    What kind of man does not love Breaking Bad?

    by NOBLOODNODALLAS

    No man. July cannot get here soon enough

  • April 1, 2012, 7:58 a.m. CST

    You're right, Herc. NEIL GENZLINGER does NOT get it.

    by gotilk

    The most ill-informed, out of touch review I've read in years for ANY show. Perhaps he thinks Twin Peaks would have been better if Laura Palmer hadn't been murdered as well.Or maybe Star Wars would have been better of Obi Wan Kenobi had survived at the end to continue Luke's training. He's completely missing it. If this had been a film series adaptation, Ned's death probably would have ended the first movie. ..probably... I have no respect for a critic that bases essentially his entire negative review on the series NOT being formulaic enough for him. And he's dead wrong about people who have not read the books not having anything there to latch onto. His mild criticism of the violence is the type that drives me up the wall. I guess he prefers unrealistic outcomes as a result of extreme violence. I think he also has a shame issue when it comes to nudity. But what REALLY TAKES THE CAKE (and shits in it) is this.... *What “Game of Thrones” needs if it is to expand its fan base beyond Dungeons & Dragons types is what most of the United States didn’t get this year: a hard winter.* Does he realize how large the show's audience is? Or is he on the wrong page and the wrong file? Is he accidentally reading the ratings for the last season of Xena? Talk about clueless!!

  • April 1, 2012, 8:03 a.m. CST

    nobloodnodallas

    by gotilk

    What kind of man? I'll tell you the kind. The kind that is SO engaged, SO wrapped up in the characters, that he may actually respond to a character's choice by refusing to watch the aftermath. Now that's impact. Not me, though. Right now, if someone told me I had 2 choices.... 1. Never see the last season of Breaking Bad, but I get a free 4 bedroom house I can live in for 5 years without paying a dime... or 2. I have to be homeless all summer, but I get to see the last season... I would choose 2. Sick, I know. It's only a show, after all. And Guernica is only a painting.

  • April 1, 2012, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Borgia or The Borgias?

    by gotilk

    Personally, I prefer Borgia at this point. But I'm looking forward to seeing where this season goes on The Borgias. Borgia, on the other hand.... The wait for another season is killing me. Opinions? If anyone is still around?

  • April 1, 2012, 11:06 a.m. CST

    buckethead50

    by JaredP

    magic city is on STARZ!!! not SHOWTIME

  • April 1, 2012, 12:17 p.m. CST

    What kind of man talks to the DEA, Hector?

    by NOBLOODNODALLAS

    No man Given those 2 options, I also would choose the latter. We always knew it wouldn't end well for WW. I hope it does end well for JP. In Vince we trust.

  • April 1, 2012, 3:51 p.m. CST

    NEIL GENZLINGER is a complete Poser.

    by cookylamoo

    He was a new Jersey reporter covering beach erosion, who wrote a play. It was not a good play, but enough to allow the Times to let him start writing theater reviews in Jersey. Then having written some theater reviews he was considered a critic in New York. Then being a theatre critic somehow made him qualified to be a movie critic. People have complain about his reviews based on personal prejudices for years. But the Times is loyal to their own, qualified or not.

  • meh. voice is wrong for spider-man. this series isn't going to appeal to spectacular spider-man fans. even the casting of stan lee as the school janitor seems dumb. only thing this animation is missing, a talking spider-dog. overal: 1 star out of 4.

  • April 2, 2012, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Spidey and Avengers...YES!!!

    by Lukes Lost Hand

    I enjoyed the hell out of both Ultimate Spiderman episodes. It has a Teen Titans vibe going for it. Hell yeah it's Spidey and his amazing friends. I loved that series and they used the hell out of the Marvel universe; which looks like what they're doing with this show. And c'mon, how do not love Agent Coulson as the school principal keeping an eye on them and presumebly covering their ass when need be. Avengers was GOLD! The FF, Doom, Skrull imposters...HELL YEAH!!! That Hulk/Thing rivalry shit was awesome!

  • April 3, 2012, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Eagleheart and Parks & Rec

    by 2for2true

    Two of my don't miss shows return...

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