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Just how cool can Steven Soderbergh's OCEAN'S 11 be'

Hey folks, Harry here and man oh man oh man... OCEAN'S 11 is quickly becoming just a hands down and flat against the table cool as crystal shits in the artic. I have recently read the script, which is... by the way... awesomely fun.

The script reads like the GUNS OF NAVARONE of the heist flick. Now, we're all well aware of the fact that Soderbergh has attached George Clooney as Danny Ocean... the unshakable constant always on the beat... can't lose if he tries leader of the Rat Pack.

We also know that Brad Pitt is on board to play Rusty Ryan, the Dean Martin-esque... Rich boy that's always up for a high risks game of chance. He's the sort of guy that wears $500 shoes and has effortless cool hair. He's just plain cool.

We also know that Julia Roberts is attached (or is about to) to play Tess Ocean, Danny's ex-wife and the only crack in his perfect armor. She's the glimmer in his eye and she's another's doll for the time being and it's the only loss he's ever had. And he's looking at turning the long odds and taking her back.

Now that casting is pretty cool, but this is OCEAN'S 11. The casting call must continue with that same sort of "Holy Shit, How'd they get that cast?!?!?" sort of rhythm. And from the inside... this is how it's looking thus far...

Saul Bloom. (oops, initially got this character confused with the Don Rickles character... it's been corrected.) He's a career conman with an identity fetishist. He's a horse track groupie. And right now, it looks like they are negotiating with Bill Murray.

Basher Tarr. This fella's cheese has melted from his cracker. He's an explosives fetishist. His ideal night would be to let loose a nuke on a town like Vegas. Always looking for a bigger fireball, a larger explosion. Devastation and destruction are the rise in his jeans. He's a bit brit, but they are currently talking to Johnny Depp to play him.

Linus Zerga. He's the youngster of the 11, he's a smooth pick pocket and can pull off some amazing slieght of hand. He's not too sure about a game this big, he's a bit nervous about the whole deal. And it's looking like Mark Wahlberg in his third Clooney pic.

Terry Benedict. He's not one of the 11, but he is the one that has Danny's ex. He's a casino owner and is a bit on the low moral road. He's older. And it looks like Michael Douglas is under the magnifying glass for the part.

Virgil and Turk Malloy. The getaway guys... the drivers. Fast talking, never shut up, annoying sobs that also happen to be a bit Mormon. They are talking with Luke and Owen Wilson for the parts.

Add to that Don Cheadle as Frank Cotton. Don Rickles as Reuben Tishkoff He's this old time Vegas conman that looks at the Disneyland Vegas and turns in disgust. He's pissed. The risks are gone. The alcoholics and the broken dreams are gone. He liked the Vegas where the whores were front and center and there were real lounge acts, not gay extravaganzas. Jet Li as Yen. And you know what? You have one helluva cast that... well... is just fucking cool. So far these are the names I'm told they are talking to. So just hang back and keep your fingers crossed. It sounds friggin awesome.

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I'm first, err maybe!
by gilmour
Mar 19th, 2000
11:08:42 AM
What a Cast!
by Rimmerboy
Mar 19th, 2000
11:17:39 AM
Larry can't wait!
by Larry_Talbot
Mar 19th, 2000
11:18:42 AM
That many big names? Can't believe it.
by paulj
Mar 19th, 2000
11:22:35 AM
stop with the "am i first ?" shtick. nobudy cares. + a qustion a
by 031423577
Mar 19th, 2000
11:24:31 AM
You'd think Tarintino would be in this somewhere...
by Uncapie
Mar 19th, 2000
11:56:37 AM
What can I say? A great idea bled out to its full potention.
by Samthelion
Mar 19th, 2000
11:57:02 AM
COOOOL!
by DIEHARDBRUCEFAN
Mar 19th, 2000
12:29:33 PM
Too good to be true
by Trav
Mar 19th, 2000
12:44:20 PM
THE IRON GIANT to play Ocean's quite bodygaurd.
by Todd
Mar 19th, 2000
12:49:44 PM
Who is this "George Clooney" of whom you speak?
by Darth Taun Taun
Mar 19th, 2000
01:27:31 PM
Larry says FORGET THE DAMNED IRON GIANT!!!!!
by Larry_Talbot
Mar 19th, 2000
01:55:34 PM
Yeah, right harry
by Tom Lee
Mar 19th, 2000
03:39:39 PM
boy-o-boy...
by nitro3000
Mar 19th, 2000
04:31:12 PM
How much of this is confirmed casting and how much is wishful th
by All Thumbs
Mar 19th, 2000
05:18:46 PM
OH....MY....GAWD
by Dawson's Crack
Mar 19th, 2000
05:38:51 PM
Larry should not say.....
by Neck Hair Eater
Mar 19th, 2000
05:50:42 PM
No Affleck? No Damon? Kick Ass!
by Efihp
Mar 19th, 2000
06:31:55 PM
re: Herr Helmut Kopf
by busorama
Mar 19th, 2000
06:34:17 PM
Cross your fingers...
by moovees
Mar 19th, 2000
06:59:37 PM
Coolness.
by Playhouse
Mar 19th, 2000
07:11:10 PM
How Cool Can It Be Vs. How Cool It Will Be
by OlafS
Mar 19th, 2000
07:57:44 PM
to the skeptics
by Dawson's Crack
Mar 19th, 2000
08:33:00 PM
poor harry
by Dawson's Crack
Mar 19th, 2000
08:36:47 PM
cool schmool !!
by mrfurly
Mar 19th, 2000
08:45:21 PM
amen larry
by mstryoda
Mar 19th, 2000
08:50:14 PM
snooch to the mutherfucking booch
by SIckBoy_666
Mar 19th, 2000
10:24:45 PM
All Thumbs, I believe Alexandra DuPont reviewed 'Erin Brokovich'
by darthpsychotic
Mar 19th, 2000
10:30:40 PM
Yup, I read her review.
by All Thumbs
Mar 19th, 2000
10:52:25 PM
Coolness is all that matters
by Gilda Mundson
Mar 19th, 2000
11:06:38 PM
no ensamble would be complete without The Talking Pie
by mmm_free_wig
Mar 19th, 2000
11:53:15 PM
IronGiant rules!
by Scoobydooby
Mar 20th, 2000
12:30:43 AM
No, no, no! This is all wrong!
by Ed_Grimley
Mar 20th, 2000
05:50:01 AM
Where's Vaughn and Favreau!?!
by Smurfette
Mar 20th, 2000
10:19:13 AM
Maudlin's Eleven Rocks!
by Wee Willie
Mar 20th, 2000
10:29:19 AM
This sounds better and better/Message for Todd...
by agentcooper
Mar 20th, 2000
11:11:43 AM
No fucking way
by Basilica
Mar 20th, 2000
12:25:04 PM
Harry, just a suggestion
by Lester
Mar 20th, 2000
12:36:14 PM
Clooney for Reed Richards in the Fantastic Four movie.
by superninja
Mar 20th, 2000
01:07:51 PM
Remake a stupid idea
by pentwap
Mar 20th, 2000
01:09:01 PM
Yeah, penelope, but you're talking about Clooney reteamed with S
by superninja
Mar 20th, 2000
01:16:27 PM
This may be the coolest thing I've heard all year.
by Vegas
Mar 20th, 2000
01:33:03 PM
Boy Georgie
by pentwap
Mar 20th, 2000
02:02:56 PM
With the EXCEPTION of "One Fine Day"???
by floob
Mar 20th, 2000
02:25:53 PM
Batman&Robin was good!!!!
by gilmour
Mar 20th, 2000
03:38:16 PM
Well, penelope, that's your opinion. But it doesn't seem to be
by superninja
Mar 20th, 2000
03:45:06 PM
Yup, thankfully the head bobbing is gone
by pentwap
Mar 20th, 2000
04:01:54 PM
Clydesville, Baby...Clydesville
by Eli Cross
Mar 20th, 2000
04:26:26 PM
I WISH!!
by JAWSV
Mar 20th, 2000
05:21:59 PM
Ahem...
by Bluberry Johnson
Mar 20th, 2000
05:47:42 PM
Ocean's 11
by Snatch13
Mar 20th, 2000
05:54:24 PM
not to mention the egos
by pentwap
Mar 20th, 2000
06:08:35 PM
And someone always has to bring up a Ford Fairlane quote . . .
by Playhouse
Mar 20th, 2000
06:13:10 PM
Sadly, Gilmour isn't being facetious.
by Vegas
Mar 20th, 2000
06:14:56 PM
Yes I was being VERY serious about liking Batman&Robin!
by gilmour
Mar 20th, 2000
06:19:04 PM
Here's my response!
by gilmour
Mar 20th, 2000
06:23:09 PM
it has begun
by RAVEN13
Mar 20th, 2000
07:49:48 PM
Armageddon . . .
by Playhouse
Mar 21st, 2000
02:45:50 AM
Armageddon...
by gilmour
Mar 21st, 2000
06:45:06 AM
back to the topic
by reedog
Mar 21st, 2000
07:36:48 AM

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