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PROMETHEUS' viral video is just creepy...

Hey folks, Harry here...  Watching the new CHINATOWN Blu-Ray - going to give a listen to the Fincher/Towne commentary when this popped into my email box.    It's a viral video for PROMETHEUS - and it's just about the most creepy thing I've seen in a good long while.   Give it a watch...

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  • March 17, 2012, 5:35 p.m. CST


    by VFXpert

    Can't wait!!

  • March 17, 2012, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Our Hype Is Growing

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

    Hope the bubble doesn't burst.

  • March 17, 2012, 5:37 p.m. CST

    creepy indeed

    by Anthony Torchia

    and second (probably)

  • March 17, 2012, 5:39 p.m. CST


    by nobodycallsmcflyachicken

  • March 17, 2012, 5:44 p.m. CST

    The true future of artificial intelligence is not long off

    by smudgewhat

    Clearly Ridley is taking the dystopian version of the future of tech. In reality we are truly going to face artificial intelligence in the next 20-40 years. The era of the modern industrialized man will turn out to be only about 200 years before he either merges with his tech, is replaced by his tech, or co-habitates with his tech but is inferior. Get ready for the future.

  • March 17, 2012, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Ash does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Harry, this IS creepy it really reminds me of how incredible Brian Cox was in the role of Ash. Woah! Milky goodness.

  • March 17, 2012, 5:47 p.m. CST

    so Fassbender is definitely an android

    by F1rst

    Has that been confirmed before?

  • March 17, 2012, 5:53 p.m. CST

    creepy for realsies

    by Joe Walsh

    This series robots should be this creepy. Bishop , as much as I love him, was too normal. Ash freaking out with the spasms and screaming is freakier than any alien in the original film. It's disturbing when something normal looking is off. Just like this promo.

  • March 17, 2012, 5:54 p.m. CST

    One of the great themes!

    by zinc_chameleon

    The conversation about artificial intelligence here is just what is needed; only artists seem to have the courage to face this topic. Truth is, organic (carbon-based) neural networks are inherently a little crazy-off-inferior if you will, but that's where the creative imagination comes from. No surprise that some of our wildest dreamers have skirted insanity: case in point: Philip K. Dick. Any silicon-based (or rare-earth based) intelligence is inherently rule-bound, faster, and superior in calculation. Spielberg brought this up in the last act of A.I., but nobody noticed. We are already well on our way to becoming cybernetic organisms in 2012; just watch young girls and their smartphones.

  • March 17, 2012, 5:55 p.m. CST

    these are the early models without behavior regulators.

    by UltraTron

    These have a tendency to roll up a copy of Penthouse and try and ram it home. We're still working on an update that will hopefully address those issues and fix the bug some of you reported with their models just inexplicably saying that they have to go on. We have to go on. We must go on. Easy for you to say when you're in that comfy chair with the cool skylight mr Weyland set you up with. You in command of the true mission Brian Cox posing as Bilbo Baggins motherfucker

  • March 17, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST


    by John Bogo...

    Was played by Ian Holm, not Brian Cox.

  • March 17, 2012, 5:59 p.m. CST

    I'm sold

    by Logan_1973

    Loving this viral campaign.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Ok, I´m as much "hyped" as I can be.

    by Ditko

    Just let me watch this thing already! I don´t even need no more trailers or trailers for trailers.

  • what the fuck happened with the fact that both Ash and Bishop were models manufactured by the HYPERDYNE SYSTEMS? what the fuck is going on here? is Ridley Scott deliberately ignoring the canon that Aliens established? will he explain what is the connection between Hyperdyne and Wayne Industries? (maybe the one is daughter company to the other?) Is David an entirely different brand made exclusively in Weyland Tech? Jesus,what's next? people transforming into eggs which belong into an entire different species and not a queen which lays those eggs? OH WAIT.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:05 p.m. CST


    by Keith

    Don't forget that genetic engineering will be proceeding apace alongside it. The interesting question is whether biological systems can in principle do certain things better than silicon ones. (As a functionalist I do believe that artificial consciousness is possible: my best analysis is that consciousness is essentially a strategy, a particular processing architecture, not some kind of mystical or spiritual phenomenon.) An adjunct to all this is the possibility that within fifty years most of us will be spending most hours of most days within hyper-realistic virtual worlds. That would be a genuinely transformative tech: go to work in a floating sky castle (or somesuch shit) with other people without leaving your house. No chance of dying in an accident or catching a disease. Unlimited energy. Unlimited real estate. Economics is already being tipped on its head by the fact that many people are basically unemployable within their economies because there is nothing useful they can do that a machine can't do more cheaply. Economics is the study of scarcity; what happens when most stuff is no longer scarce? Do you stick rigidly with free market economics in these circumstances?

  • is way better and more Blade Runner inspired:

  • March 17, 2012, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Calm down, Kilik

    by AlienFanatic

    While Hyperdyne is the manufacturer, according to James Cameron's narrative at least, there's nothing that says that Hyperdyne isn't simply a subcontractor for Weyland. For example, the iPad is an Apple product, but virtually all of them are manufactured for apple by Foxconn. Weyland might be the robots' label, but Hyperdyne could simply have been the manufacturer. As far as the video goes, it wasn't all that creepy. Just kinda fun to see them using practical effects.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:10 p.m. CST

    I'm thinking that the full trailer at 4:15pm today...

    by AlienFanatic

    Will finally show a xenomorphy. Anyone else with me? :)

  • March 17, 2012, 6:10 p.m. CST


    by AlienFanatic

    Xenomorph. Damn fat fingers.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:10 p.m. CST

    ok then,i ll accept that.

    by KilliK

  • March 17, 2012, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Why is that man sleeping in that box?

    by ajit maholtra

    Thats so stupid.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:16 p.m. CST

    AI and Genetics

    by WerePlatypus

    Well. . . honestly, other that the total lack of any privacy and more public transportation, I don't expect the future to look any different than it does now. I've seen Back the Future Part II. . . and 2015 won't look anything like that.

  • right now to beat the government to the punch. I'll just hand em the whole archive to peruse south park TSA cam watching style.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:21 p.m. CST

    David's milk... Love it

    by Jaymie69

  • March 17, 2012, 6:25 p.m. CST

    So basically the Alien Vs Predator movies are no longer canon?

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    This is great if true but no one has shed any light on that since those movies technically are supposed to be part of canon which means with this new movie giving birth to the Alien race from what we're being led to believe thus far would throw those shitty movies out the window.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:30 p.m. CST


    by Loosejerk

    Prometheus is about rowboats?

  • March 17, 2012, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Awesome....anyone else notice the visual reference to Ash?

    by Flyswatta

  • March 17, 2012, 6:34 p.m. CST

    AvP - never watched 'em

    by micbenxyy

    Any film featuring a xenomorph that occurs in a time before the events in 'Alien' does not exist in this dojo. Prometheus is a prequel. Just don't expect to see Giger's human-gened xenomorphs in the film.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:39 p.m. CST



  • March 17, 2012, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Just Saw The New Full Trailer

    by Mako

    From LiveStream with Ridley Scott. WOW. You get a lot more story in this one. Looks awesome!!!

  • Last no further major plot points revealed below, this is the real deal.... The crew of the Prometheus do not land on the planet Lv-426 of the previous films it's a totally different system of planets from where an extraterrestrial signal was detected from a deep space probe Weyland-XOC. The scientific vessel Prometheus is sent to investigate the origins of the alien signal. The ship arrives to the system after a 7 year journey and discover the signal is emanating from the third moon of a mysterious colossal planet. The ship lands on the moon and the expedition that is sent out discovers within a gigantic mountain range an entrance to a huge cavern that contains strange bio like cylinders, giant statues of alien and human like beings. Further into the cavern it begins to resemble the bowels of some sort of alien ship. Deep in the alien like interior they find a room with strange technology, the "Astronomicle Room". The android David manages to activate an astronomical map of galaxies that fill the room with holographic images of thousands of star systems. He also inadvertently activates a gigantic chair that rises up from the gear like floor. Sitting in the chair is a gigantic being...the space jockey. Totally horrified and shocked the 5 expedition members gradually realize the space jockey is not moving. They approach it and discover that it's some sort of bio mechanical suit, but there is a being inside. They open the suit and are shocked and horrified to find a drunken, terribly inebriated, verbally abusive Brian Cox!!! Then ALL HELL breaks loose!!!

  • March 17, 2012, 6:40 p.m. CST

    The full trailer was EXCELLENT!

    by AlienFanatic

    Man, they really, really, really have the A-Team of promotions for this one. The latest one is solid and reveals just a smidgen more, especially the, "Why did they go there?" Man, I cannot wait until midnight tickets go on sale. I'm at an age that I don't do those anymore but for this one film I'm ecstatic to make the exception.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:41 p.m. CST

    Love the mention of LV-426 on the timeline

    by Nick

  • March 17, 2012, 6:42 p.m. CST

    I love watching interviews with Ridley

    by AlienFanatic

    He's alway so impish and clever and seems to always be hiding a smile when he speaks. They also picked some fantastic questions for the live discussion. That was totally worth watching.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:42 p.m. CST

    also, just saw the full trailer... and the Scott interview

    by Nick

    The writter, basically said we will see the "gorilla" to the Alien... basically, we will see the beginning evolution of what we know as the Alien. Also, totally looks like a facehugger coming out of one of those pods on the floor

  • and basically admitted, we will see a version of it...

  • March 17, 2012, 6:44 p.m. CST

    the day when......

    by Loosejerk

    you fuck up a talk back, victor?

  • March 17, 2012, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Misterdarcy excellent points

    by smudgewhat

    I do remember reading recently that certain biological materials were more effective (faster) for carrying signals than nonbiological ones. So thanks for reminding me. And i had your same thought about scarcity recently. The irony of our amazing tech is that what humans are "good for" seems to be on the decline. The US has already moved over to an information economy for the most part. It's part of the growing disparity between rich and poor. What shape the future takes seems to be almost beyond our imagination at this point. I think my original point still stands. The Modern Industrialized Man gets about 200 years on the planet before some form of Post-Human era takes over. So in terms of history, we are the rarest of the rare.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:46 p.m. CST

    we will see the "gorilla" to the Alien

    by Mako

    Yeah... Damon Lindelof explained a few things like this. Sounds cool to me.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Ooops! Dang Keyboard.....

    by victor_von_gloom

    artificial bitches become a reality, then y'all can throw away your blow up dolly's and your hand lube, huh?

  • March 17, 2012, 6:49 p.m. CST

    New Trailer

    by WeveBeenHereBefore

    So the basic story is going to be a honeypot that attracts humans attention when they've progressed to the point of being dangerous and then launches an attack against our world?

  • March 17, 2012, 6:50 p.m. CST

    There's a Xenomorph on my Ceiling!

    by quantize

    oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • March 17, 2012, 6:51 p.m. CST

    The trailer is up.

    by NZPoe ENJOY.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:52 p.m. CST

    full trailer youtube

    by Raskolnikov_was_framed 1:37 and 2:16 of particular interest

  • March 17, 2012, 6:53 p.m. CST

    2:03 in the trailer... FACEHUGGER????!!!!

    by Nick

  • March 17, 2012, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Just seen the full trailer on COMINGSOON.NET. - AWSOME!

    by victor_von_gloom

  • March 17, 2012, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Cobes!!??!! BRIAN COX?!!?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Jeebus, I hope that was the punchline to some sarcastic joke I don't get. Ian Holm. Fugging chrissy!!! Hanging out with Choppahs sucks the intelligence out of the best, so it isn't really your fault, I guess.

  • March 17, 2012, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Full Trailer gave me chills!

    by GravyAkira

    That music is scary as shit! Cant wait!!!

  • March 17, 2012, 7:01 p.m. CST


    by Rob0729

    A few things: - In Alien3, it was learned that Bishop was created in Weyland-Yutani corp by Michael Bishop. - We didn't find out Ash was created by Hyperdyne Systems until Aliens. It isn't part of the Ridley Scott's Alien universe. In fact, Hyperdyne Systems is uniquely to the James Cameron universe where he uses a slightly changed name Cyberdyne Systems in Terminator. Scott and his Alien continuum probably does not adhere to any cannon beyond the original movie.

  • March 17, 2012, 7:10 p.m. CST

    marlboroliteman, only mother you had sex with was your dirty whore mother

    by ajit maholtra

    She was the one who gave you herpes.

  • March 17, 2012, 7:10 p.m. CST


    by AlienFanatic

    Your points are very true, but the problem is in the discussion of "canon." Virtually every Alien fan takes Aliens as canon, so we'd long ago accepted Cameron's assertion that Ash was made by Hyperdyne. I would have to ask, though, where anyone has come to a definitive conclusion that Michael Bishop was the designer of the Bishop series. Yes, he did LOOK like Bishop, but when he was clubbed over the head, and did in fact bleed red blood, the ear was at such an odd angle that you had to seriously wonder if Michael was simply a more realistic-looking Bishop android. While I know Avp-wikia treats Michael as a human, there is STILL a lot of debate as to whether or not he's really human. It's even more twisted if one accepts that the Weyland character in the original AVP was played by the same actor. (I don't, but Henriksen did take a paycheck ;)

  • March 17, 2012, 7:12 p.m. CST


    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

    Yes, that was a punchline to some sarcastic joke that you somehow don't get. Were you not around for the whole Brian Cox thing? Long story short..Harry fucked up, then he lied and said his fuck-up was an intentional one. He confused the two actors in one of his DVD columns (can't remember which). Then he told everybody that it was a private in-joke to his dad after the entire talkback called him out for it...and another unfunny TB meme was born. The joke that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

  • March 17, 2012, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Thanks a lot smudgewhat, I was having a perfectly nice day.

    by one9deuce

    You just encapsulated my worst fear in a quick and concise AICN post. Right now we can access the internet at 4G speed on our phone right in our hand at any time. How long until we have a chip on our body that can access the internet at instantaneous speeds? So fast that the question is answered at the same time it is thought? Everyone would basically be omniscient. We already replace body parts with mechanical substitutes. If we could replace everything in our body with a far better, totally replaceable part... why wouldn't we? If we could transfer our consciousness into a silicon based mind and be immortal... why wouldn't we? The writing is on the wall, and it doesn't look good for humanity as we know it. I hope I'm dead before the human race loses it's humanity. Oh, and PROMETHEUS looks unbelievably cool.

  • March 17, 2012, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Oh, as far as androids go...

    by AlienFanatic

    I'd always thought that there was some sort of alphanumeric naming system in play. A - Ash B - Bishop C - Call D - David (though he's now in ...the prequel?) Seems that Lindelof wanted to keep the series going, but couldn't come up with a letter before "A". (Hey, I'd have gone with Adam, but perhaps that was too biblical ;)

  • She should be ashamed of herself.

  • March 17, 2012, 7:16 p.m. CST

    In the sequel to Prometheus...

    by AlienFanatic

    Watch out for any characters named "Eddie," "Eve," or "Eunice." I'm just saying...

  • March 17, 2012, 7:21 p.m. CST


    by Rob0729

    Well, unfortunately, whether we take Aliens as cannon or not, doesn't mean that Scott will. It seems to be pretty clear that Scott's original intention was to make Ash a creation of Weyland-Yutani Corp. Cameron put his own signature on the cannon, but Scott just might not buy into it. As for Michael Bishop, I agree there is much debate whether he was human or synthetic. But even if he was an andriod, it doesn't mean that his story of how Bishop was created wasn't true. And if it was, then Alien3 broke from cannon created by Cameron. Either way, 95% of the audience are not going to care either way. To me it is a minor detail. I am willing to buy into Scott disregarding cannon created by Cameron, Fincher, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, or either of the directors of the abismal Alien vs. Predator movies as long as he creates a prequel that is at least 70-80% what his Alien was.

  • March 17, 2012, 7:32 p.m. CST

    As far as AI run amok...

    by DoctorZoidberg

    My favorite all time story is the Animatrix chapters "The Second Renaissance" parts 1 and 2.

  • March 17, 2012, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Kinda reminds me of that bald corpse in Return of the Living Dead

    by DoctorZoidberg

    Now that was creepy...and kinda funny.

  • March 17, 2012, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Ash? Does this mean Bruce Campbell will be making an appearance?

    by DanielnocharismaCraig

    JK. Would be cool though.

  • March 17, 2012, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Sorry one9

    by smudgewhat

    Yeah this stuff has been cooking in my brain for several years now. Our current sci-fi almost isn't sci-fi enough. As much as I dig Star Trek that is not how future interstellar exploration is gonna go down. It won't be humans. It'll be post-humans that can survive cosmic radiation and don't need air. It doesn't really bum me out. I think it's going to be kind of fascinating. Even 300 or 400 years ago what you could expect to experience in a life was pretty limited. But We're gonna witness things get cosmic.

  • March 17, 2012, 8:55 p.m. CST

    I'm concerned that the hype, both fanboy and otherwise...

    by Jaka going to far outweigh the end result. I'm taking everything with healthy dose of "whoa, just relax there!" until I've actually seen it.

  • March 17, 2012, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Oh expectations are getting raised.

    by proton45

    I hope I aint

  • March 17, 2012, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Brian Cox meme

    by Jaka

    It's taken on a life of it's own. It cannot be stopped.

  • March 17, 2012, 9:32 p.m. CST

    killik, that Quantic Dream KARA concept video is awesome

    by lv_426

    Feels like the opening scene to a Ghost in the Shell style movie. Hopefully their next game is going to be something to do with the concepts of the Kara video.

  • March 17, 2012, 9:34 p.m. CST

    So much hype building for Prometheus

    by lv_426

    Although, as we know from Aliens, Ash was manufactured by HYPErdyne Systems.

  • Not a good thing for the Prometheus crew.

  • March 17, 2012, 11:37 p.m. CST

    Aliens being ignored?

    by Revscapegoat

    Don't think so. I could be wrong, but was the slogan "Building Better Worlds" not introduced in the second film? And the very name "Weyland" with a D. If Scott was giving the finger to Cameron as well as the AvP movies, he'd have dropped the D again.

  • March 18, 2012, 12:27 a.m. CST

    20 - 40 years off?

    by gotilk

    Oh boy are you people going to be surprised in the next 10 if that's what you're thinking. This decade will be fun.

  • March 18, 2012, 1:17 a.m. CST

    lisab That's actually a very good point.

    by gotilk

    That ad would never be used in reality. Far too creepy. I mean, it practically has a jump scare. Slight misstep, I think. If they would have left off the ad copy at the end, then I could buy it as an ad playing OVER something being shown rather than an actual ad. In other words, just showing a moment... but with advertizing audio playing in the background. The end ruins it. But I still enjoy it for what it is.

  • March 18, 2012, 1:24 a.m. CST

    This lisab is trying to act oversmart

    by ajit maholtra

    These days, all gals are bitch.

  • March 18, 2012, 3:06 a.m. CST

    Frankenstein. The Modern Prometheus.

    by Bedknobs and Boomsticks

  • March 18, 2012, 3:35 a.m. CST


    by KilliK


  • March 18, 2012, 5:01 a.m. CST


    by gotilk

    That stuff can be hilarious, too. In reality, you get a story like... *Has alien life been discovered?* Then at the end of the newscast, nope. Sure enough, alien life, it turns out, has NOT been discovered. But if it actually were discovered, what you said would be true. *Scientists are saying* *Allegedly* *According to NASA scientists...* They would lead with it, but you would never get a flat-out statement of fact. Not until well after the fact. Never a... *Alien life discovered* Only factual statements later on, in the past tense. *After last week's discovery of alien life, people are asking why we have not yet nuked Europa* I think you're right, people don't think these things through when it comes to films/TV.

  • March 18, 2012, 5:10 a.m. CST


    by gotilk

    Once he emerges from the Space Jockey *suit*, someone says "Shenanigans* and he pistol-whips him.

  • March 18, 2012, 5:11 a.m. CST

    it was a scare

    by krylite

    Right after the jerk, the music changes to ominous thud. The tone of the spot fully admits to spoofing a happy sounding tech commercial until the end.

  • March 18, 2012, 6:21 a.m. CST

    brightlighted nightmare fuel indeed.

    by AsimovLives

    michael fassbender makes for one very creepy newborn.

  • for when michael bay or jj abrams finally remake 2001 A Space Oddyssey and correct it with more action melodrama cliché crap. *sarcasm is a wonderful thing*

  • about time somebody put a cap on those abortions. that ridley scott was one of those responsable for that just makes it so much better.

  • March 18, 2012, 6:41 a.m. CST

    ALIEN and ALIENS in different universes? sounds good to me

    by AsimovLives

    i have grown to resent the predomination of ALIENS in the Alien saga. About time ballance is respored and ALIEN become as influencial to the saga, if not more. If you ask me, if anybody cojntinued the Alien saga by ignoring the continuation created by Aliens and invented a more close continuation to the universe as presented in ALIEN, i would be quite OK with that. i would heartly welcomed it. Emphatically.

  • with Aliens' influence? Both Alien3 and Alien4 were more Alien-centric and in the videogames,Aliens was mainly more influential in the AVP titles. Aliens might be the more popular entry of the Alien franchise but that doesnt mean that it is more prominent in all the other work which followed.

  • March 18, 2012, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay / J.J. Abrams remaking '2001: ASO'.

    by buggerbugger

    They wouldn't remake it, they'd go the prequel route. It turns out that those knowledge-giving star-gatey alien monoliths were actually built by future-humans who used time travel to seed them throughout the nascent universe in the hope of nurturing intelligent life-forms, including their own primitive ancestors. By the year 2013, it becomes apparent to the future-humans that their ancestors have developed into a complete bunch of stupid wankers and, in an attempt to erase themselves from history in an act of temporal genocide, the future-humans active the alien monoliths' ultimate weapon - the ability to transform into massive, shape-shifting CG twattery.

  • March 18, 2012, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Michael Bays 2001 remake:

    by KilliK

    a dozen of lustful teenage chicks with heir bikinis, are having some fun in a lake.Suddenly a big,black monolith appears in the middle of the monolith.The girls come close to the monolith with an expression of awe in their faces.then they take off their bikinis and start kissing each other. Thousands years later we are in a human base on the moon.a bunch of astronauts approach another big,black,monolith.then suddenly a sharp sound emits from the monolith and the moon base gets destroyed in a gigantic explosion. A year later a spaceship is traveling towards Jupiter.The spaceship is controlled by the most advanced AI which is named PAL.Will Smith voices him.Then PAL decides to kill the crew of the ship because a circuit malfunction turns him into a russian mafia gangster.Now Peter Stormare is voicing him. At the end of the movie,the remaining member of the crew manages to deactivate PAL and enters a black hole (yes a black hole,not a worm hole) which appears from nowhere.The remaining crew member arrives thousands of years back on earth and lands in the middle of the lake with the female bikini teenagers we saw in the start of the film.The chicks start kissing and undressing the astronaut and the movie ends there.

  • March 18, 2012, 9:44 a.m. CST

    creepythinmans-revenge...thumbs up

    by DoctorZoidberg

    Return of the Living Dead is a movie that once seen, is with you forever on some level. In 1985 it truly fucked with my 13 year-old brain. FACT!

  • March 18, 2012, 10:07 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Be careful with what you write, because you might be giving Michael Bay ideas. And we all know how devoided of a sense of irony he is.

  • March 18, 2012, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Harry was joking, making a Lector-Ash connection with Cox

    by alexander

    when are you half wits going to understand that?

  • March 18, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Anyway, I'm stoked.

    by alexander

  • March 18, 2012, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay...

    by w5h

    ...thinks irony is a word used to describe something metalic.

  • before he gets around to her personal sedation and by sedation I mean ass fuck raping. Funnybot. Awkwaaaaaard! etc.

  • March 18, 2012, 12:37 p.m. CST

    My erection for this movie is growing!

    by Zardoz

  • March 18, 2012, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Definitely a facehugger at 2:03, good call

    by Transhuman

    Looks like it might be Noomi Rapace getting it.

  • March 18, 2012, 1:49 p.m. CST

    man, fuck Aliens

    by vetepalapinga

    Just because it was a cool movie to watch when you were a kid doesn't mean Cameron didn't fuck up. I'm really looking forward to this movie because it states A3, A4 and AvP AND ALIENS don't mean shit. They're just fan fiction.

  • March 18, 2012, 1:55 p.m. CST

    a real company would not advertise that way

    by j_difool

    makes this feel more like satire.

  • Still thought it sounded better the old way :(

  • March 18, 2012, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Nothing after Alien was made by Ridley until now- so Aliens is NOT canon.

    by vetepalapinga

    Just because you write FACT does not make it so.

  • March 18, 2012, 3:50 p.m. CST

    @vetepalapinga i hope you are joking.

    by KilliK

  • March 18, 2012, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Everything else just pales in comparison

    by rhizomeman

    Everything else just pales in comparison to my excitement to see this! Great viral video!

  • March 18, 2012, 4:31 p.m. CST

    His name is David... Just like Hayley Joel Osment in A.I.!

    by D.Vader

    Connection??? Probably not.

  • March 18, 2012, 4:33 p.m. CST

    joking about what? the truth? sorry you're living in denial killik

    by vetepalapinga

  • March 18, 2012, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Ha! pretty good

    by jackofhearts29

    I love how it's an "ad," but still so fucking creepy. It's like if iPod ads showed an iPod being pulled out of a bug's vagina or something. All clinical and almost Cronenbergian

  • March 18, 2012, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Hyperdyne sounds too close to Cyberdyne....

    by spidar40

    ...who knows? Maybe the powers that be didn't want any confusions with the Terminator story. ....or maybe?.......

  • March 18, 2012, 5:06 p.m. CST

    @vetepalapinga you were not joking?

    by KilliK

    then you are an idiot.sorry.

  • March 18, 2012, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Sorry guys, but what's so fucking creepy about it?!

    by Darth_Kaos

    I think because Harold said it was creepy, some of you dopeheads have to agree. Come on and grow your own balls....geeeezz!

  • March 18, 2012, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Why is zardoz having erection for alien movie?

    by ajit maholtra

    Thats sort of weird.

  • March 18, 2012, 8:04 p.m. CST

    fuck you, loser

    by vetepalapinga

  • March 18, 2012, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Oh Weyland Industries didn't build Bishop!

    by vetepalapinga

    Maybe Hyberdyne systems can construct you a pair of android balls. You actually thought Ridley Scott was going to worry about matching his work with the fan fiction Cameron came up with afterward? LOSER

  • March 18, 2012, 8:41 p.m. CST

    @darthkaos not creepy?

    by jackofhearts29

    Yeah, nothing creepy about a naked man in a plastic bag who twitches like a fucking dead cat once his milky-white blood is tubed into him.

  • March 18, 2012, 9:41 p.m. CST

    vetepalapinga, are you telling fuck to me?

    by ajit maholtra

    Nobody ever tells me to fuck.

  • March 18, 2012, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Man, I'd like to hug Noomi Rapace's face!

    by Tristan

    Not really. She's a bit butch for me.

  • March 19, 2012, 2:34 a.m. CST

    @vetepalapinga Oh,wow,you are a tough guy arent you?

    by KilliK

  • March 19, 2012, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Oh, it's still got that new android smell.

    by impossibledreamers

    Like leather bucket seats.

  • March 19, 2012, 10 a.m. CST

    If I could stand next to you Killik, yes, I would feel so tough.

    by vetepalapinga

  • March 19, 2012, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Gotilk, can you elaborate?

    by one9deuce

    You think by 2020 there will be sentient robots? You think The Singularity is closer than the original 2029 date?

  • As long as they get that figured out within about 50 years I should be OK, as long as I can avoid being hit by a truck or developing a terminal illness or something. Also, sex with holographic girls would be nice, too.

  • It's absolutely coming. And in the history of a planet 10 or 50 years is not even a full blink of an eye.