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Megan Fox And Zoe Saldana Are Getting Together For SWINDLE!!!
The Kidd here...
Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana together in the same movie...
If nothing else, at least you know it'll look good.
Paramount is hoping for something more than that though, picking up the action-heist flick SWINDLE on spec to be developed by Michael De Luca (MONEYBALL) and frontlined by Saldana and Fox. Deadline reports that the duo has wanted to work together, and this happened to be the vehicle which brought them together. Details of the story are being kept quiet, but Saldana and Fo as a pair of bad-ass chicks sounds about right to me.
I'm extremely curious to see how the Fox-Saldana pairing could turn out. I think Fox continues to get a bum rap as a bad actress, even though she hasn't been called upon to really "act" in any of the projects she's been involved in. Running in slow motion away from robots and explosions while yelling is hardly the type of material we can use to judge one's talents. She's hardly the problem in JONAH HEX, and PASSION PLAY was a failure to all involved, Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray included. I'm reserving judgment on Fox until I actually see her in something that calls upon her to really carry a character - FRIENDS WITH KIDS, THE DICTATOR and THIS IS FORTY should be solid tests - but, in the meantime, I'll at least hope for the best for a film that could wind up looking something like this...
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does...not... compute...error....error....too...much...sexiness....error......
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March 16, 2012, 2:39 p.m. CST
Lesbian sex scene is required, with full nudity and on-sceen penetration.
by Sardonic
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March 16, 2012, 2:40 p.m. CST
=Lesbian sex scene is required, with full nudity and on-sceen penetration.=
by KilliK
FUCK!!!!!!
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badly. god she is so fucking hot its insane. please have sex with me. i have beer.
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March 16, 2012, 2:53 p.m. CST
I'd leave either one of them looking like a plasterers radio...
by JohnCarters PaleBloatedCorpse
Hell I'd even go through CreepyThinMan to have a shot at them!! Throw in Kunis and I'll die a happy man...
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Yes sir
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it will guarantee butts on seats in the theater.
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March 16, 2012, 2:55 p.m. CST
i would love zoe saldana to do a kick ass ninja martial arts
by emeraldboy
movie.
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March 16, 2012, 2:56 p.m. CST
If there was ever a movie where you would say "fuck the critics"
by Terrence
This would be the one. I am not a massive fan of Fox or Saldana, but both of them onscreen at the same time.....even the hetero chicks would get a tad moist.
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March 16, 2012, 2:57 p.m. CST
That girl Megan is super effing hot I'll suck her thumbs
by Gore_monkey
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Lots of Saldana on Kunis lesbo action. Five stars.
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March 16, 2012, 3:29 p.m. CST
Kidd, Fox probably doesn't read this site so no need to kiss her no-talent-having-but-sexy-ass.
by Tikidonkeypunch
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Ok demonoid....here we cum. I mean come.
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"Ka-fap".
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Because Megan Fox is a moron who decided she needed a shit ton of facial plastic surgery. There was nothing wrong with her before, now she looks weird.
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March 16, 2012, 4:06 p.m. CST
Both tbhis actresses have experience with onscreen lesbianism
by AsimovLives
you know where this is getting at.
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March 16, 2012, 4:08 p.m. CST
no, actualy there isn't much lesbian stuff in AFTER SEX.
by AsimovLives
there is a lot of talk which that makes you guys go hot. but otherwise, forget it, it's a major disapointment. Mila Kunis did ffar more and explicit lesbianism in BLACK SWAN. The only thing one could mistake for a lesbo sex scene in AFTER SEX is completly covered with a sheet, and you get at the end just to make things worst. forget it, there's nothing to see there.
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March 16, 2012, 4:10 p.m. CST
ebony and ivory, living together in hot lesbian harmony
by AsimovLives
what you get when you mix hot chocolate with hot milk? hot deliciousness.
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Saldana is a good looking woman though.
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March 16, 2012, 4:27 p.m. CST
SWINDLE: Rise of the boney asses!....I like my ribs with a little more meat on the bone.
by cameron
Megan was one hot looking girl when the 1st Transformers came out, but what ever 'sniff' made her 'sniffffff' loose all the weight is bad news. Zoe's just too lanky for me, i'd of rather fucked the green girl with the fine lady lumps in Star Trek than chase Ohura. Eva Green and Eva Mendez....now you're gettin' a tune outta my tuba!
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And has zero taste. Not only is she not pretty, she is HOMELY. Good body but a total butta-face. Ten times better actor than Megan, but with regards to who's hotter, it's not even CLOSE.
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I never got the average Hollywood female's apparent need to starve herself for the purpose of keeping her weight beneath 95lbs as if anybody beyond her own neurosis, other women, and gay men think that hyper-skinny shit is remotely attractive.
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...the world's most glamorous famine victim.
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except I've seen prettier famine victims...
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I don't think movie screens were made to handle that much hotness.
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Wish it was FACT!!!
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...I guess I'm the only one who sees something there. Face it, she's hot and how can you dislike a gal who had the chutzpah to dis Michael Bay. Don't sweat the nerd-hate Megan, I still love you!
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March 16, 2012, 5:41 p.m. CST
Zoe Saldana is ugly???? Says the fat nerd typing from his keyboard?
by smokie
you people are ridiculous. I mean skinny....ok. But homely face. She has a stunning face. YOU have great taste I am sure.........in men. It's ok though, that is nothing to be ashamed of.
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Really...is there any reason for these two to be in a flick together other than to titillate young boys out of $12.50 and some $5.00 concession stand sodas? Let me save you some cash.... They will wear tight revealing clothes... their stunt cunts and some CGI will let them do moves they could never do in real life... They will make funny sexual innuendo quips... There will be at least one scene of them bound together, spray on "Sweat" dripping from their "oh so close" lips. Shit will blow up during the end fight, and we'll be left with a cliched "Girl Power" "bad Ass" walk away shot while some Fucking Cunt pop artist sings about said female independence. Sexually frustrated boys will run home and jerk off while licking their sisters panties when they get home. There....See...Money Saved.
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But then i woke up and it was just my dog licking my balls.
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March 16, 2012, 7:05 p.m. CST
Megan Fox is old now. She's going to have to start doing porn with Lohan
by happybunni
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Twig on a stick
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March 16, 2012, 7:10 p.m. CST
I second replacing Zoe with Mendez. There's a lesbian scene.
by UltraTron
Better yet Mendez and Johansson 69 for 2 full hours: box office take 1 billion world-wide
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Make it so.
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Any movie with MF is jinxed. She'll mess you up with her uglies. And don't mind asking what her uglies are, that's all she is.
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I'm so sick of these 90lb ass kicking women. I just don't buy into it. Virgins will love this film.
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That got a laff outta me. Where do I get me one of those?
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March 16, 2012, 8:20 p.m. CST
They can kiss my Blarney Stone anytime........Happy St Patricks day!!!!!!
by emeraldman
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March 16, 2012, 9:35 p.m. CST
So I can have a choice between a walking skeleton or a butchered face?
by MooseMalloy
Man, it's great to be delusional.
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March 16, 2012, 10:21 p.m. CST
Well Conspiracy, count me in with the group who will "run home and jerk off..."
by john
that is all
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Sure, they have both looked better. They both used to be meatier, but they're still pretty damn sexy.
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I'd watch the shit outta that porn.
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March 17, 2012, 1:56 a.m. CST
My God, I didn't go fap fap fap fap fap just now, it was more like....
by Clavius
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and that doesn't even make any fucking sense!
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March 17, 2012, 2:24 a.m. CST
Saldana is ugly??WTF? Someone is truly in the closet cause....
by The Founder
I can't think of any other reason someone would call her ugly, really?
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March 17, 2012, 2:26 a.m. CST
Fox is ok as an actress despite only being cast ass the hot piece of ass. I'll give her a shot and see if theirs a real actress in there
by The Founder
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March 17, 2012, 2:27 a.m. CST
Saldana is thin but she ain't that damn thin the way some of you are going on
by The Founder
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Not like it makes a difference as these starlets act as well as ps' and vice versa.
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Probably be a bad movie, but at least my boner will enjoy it.
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gays.
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... SPLOOSH!
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What about 2009 Jennifer's Body? IMHO, Megan was hot as ever and pretty rad in that film.
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may think these babes are ugly. Real Americana tostosterone tyranasauruses will not kick either one of these vixens outta bed. I promise you faithfully. boom
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FAPFAPFAPFAP
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Tell me about it. That fucker has a major hang up when it comes to sex. (He believes that sex should only be used for reproduction purposes.) Me suspects that he is a "Closet" case. Shocked that Dave Mustaine of Megadeth endoreses him. Pat Boone, no shocker there but Dave-muthafucking-Mustaine?!? Goddamn Christian extremists.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNTuljVzvJc&context=C4b5b69bADvjVQa1PpcFPIUQMoi6qlo31oxxZORf1noM6Syw9EXO4=
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March 17, 2012, 11:54 a.m. CST
No nude/sex scene between Fox and Salanda, no ass in seat.
by Stalkeye
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You mean, she is ugly next to babes you jerk off to while watching porn, or you mean she is ugly next to the babes you hang with in real life? Inquiring minds want to know.
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None of them was convincing, interesting, or stood out in their last two movies, none seem to be able to carry a movie on their own, and none, to me, has a long lasting potential, and definitely not as a main character, except as part of a super production where they'll just be asked to not disappoint, period.
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March 17, 2012, 2:01 p.m. CST
I want to have sex with them
by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours
There. I said it.
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March 17, 2012, 3:10 p.m. CST
Yep, definitely watching this at in the privacy of my own home.
by MiggsFacial
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That's just about the two hottest girls I know. I'll be checking this out. Guess I'm more bi then :D
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March 17, 2012, 5:28 p.m. CST
urgh argh! *fap fap fap fap fap fap* URGHH! argh! ARUGH! UGHHH *fapity fap fap spank fap masturbate fap fap fap* URGH
by Al
I hope I can get a private screening!
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March 17, 2012, 9:18 p.m. CST
krylite - Please don't insult Sasha Grey in that manner. And the difference...
by Jaka
...is that I've seen Sasha Grey do everything I'd ever ask a woman to do, whereas we've heard rumors that Megan Fox did some of them to Bay... or Bruckheimer. Whichever. The two are definitely NOT the same.
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