PIRANHA 3DD Has Some Guy's...Ah, See For Yourself In This New Trailer!!
The question of "How will they top Jerry O'Connell's regurgitated penis?" may finally be answered by this trailer. If you wish to preserve the joy of dickovery, you might wanna steer clear of this promo entirely. But if you opened this article to begin with, you probably DO want to know how they'll equal or best that sublime moment from 2012's progenitor film. I know I did. And now I do. I think.
Here's a new trailer for PIRANHA 3DD, which arrives in early April. Looks like Hasselhoff's taking some cues from NPH's appearance in the HAROLD & KUMAR movies?
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Feb. 29, 2012, 11:44 a.m. CST
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Feb. 29, 2012, 11:54 a.m. CST
I had such high hopes. But when Kelly Brook is the best thing you've got in a movie... BTW do people actually LIKE nasty fake titties? I love boobs but these are fucking HORRIBLE.
Feb. 29, 2012, 11:56 a.m. CST
by Karl Childers
THIS is the one I will take off my pants at if the theater's empty.
Feb. 29, 2012, 11:57 a.m. CST
I seriously can't wait for this tasteless piece of trash cinema. Worth the price of admition for Christopher Lloyd's ridiculous exposition alone. Loved the last one.
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:01 p.m. CST
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:03 p.m. CST
I'd recognize that gap-tooth anywhere. He survived the first one?
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:13 p.m. CST
Can't fucking wait...
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:18 p.m. CST
by Robert Evans
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:23 p.m. CST
I just want to thank AICN for allowing me the experience to watch this and "The Avengers" trailer back-to-back. Popcorn and sticky floors cinema are alive and well in 2012.
by The Reluctant Austinite
God Bless Hollywood. Long Live AICN.
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:32 p.m. CST
Worth the price of admission. Wish it lasted half an hour.
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:44 p.m. CST
Feb. 29, 2012, 12:48 p.m. CST
Feb. 29, 2012, 1:39 p.m. CST
Feb. 29, 2012, 1:53 p.m. CST
Feb. 29, 2012, 2:12 p.m. CST
..is David Koechner becoming the new Dick Miller? Although Miller's still the better actor..
Feb. 29, 2012, 2:23 p.m. CST
Loved the original, loved the remake and i'm sure this will be fun.
Feb. 29, 2012, 2:27 p.m. CST
it's stupid but it looks like cheesy fun! CL needs to appear in more movies! And the Hoff just raises the level to flooding!
Feb. 29, 2012, 3:02 p.m. CST
Feb. 29, 2012, 3:09 p.m. CST
Feb. 29, 2012, 3:15 p.m. CST
without the fishy after-taste.
Feb. 29, 2012, 3:32 p.m. CST
He appears a lot in the UK on a program called Celebrity Juice.. Hoff rules..
Feb. 29, 2012, 4:08 p.m. CST
by fidel rodriguez
Feb. 29, 2012, 4:48 p.m. CST
by Munro Kelly
Congratulations to John. He's done the best of all the Project Greenlight directors.
Feb. 29, 2012, 5:04 p.m. CST
pronounce "piranha" correctly any more?
Feb. 29, 2012, 7:26 p.m. CST
Reminded me of an old 3D flick from early eighties.....Parasite I believe it was called. Anyone remember that one?
Feb. 29, 2012, 8:16 p.m. CST
Was that the one where the parasite exploded out of someone's face? Lovely...
Feb. 29, 2012, 11:30 p.m. CST
Fake boobs.. Tattoos on boobs. You DO NOT do these horrible things to boobs.
Feb. 29, 2012, 11:45 p.m. CST
by Missing Dink
This trailer represents one helluva list of creative screw-ups. I'd love to see a wild B-grade piranha movie but this one looks completely unwatchable.
March 1, 2012, 2:44 a.m. CST
March 1, 2012, 4:02 p.m. CST
Seems like Merrick is a cock jockey. Wonder if likes to sniff harrys used xxxxxl undies. Merrick the knob gobble enjoys when a fish devours a penis it makes his hard knowing that within the next hour and a half hes going cruising to the local bathhouse to full fill his lust. watching that clip makes him cock starved penis famished even. Enough dicking around. This move not only sucks dick, it licks scrotal sack and tounges the pooper on its way back to finish off the cock!
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