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PIRANHA 3DD Has Some Guy's...Ah, See For Yourself In This New Trailer!!
Merrick here...
The question of "How will they top Jerry O'Connell's regurgitated penis?" may finally be answered by this trailer. If you wish to preserve the joy of dickovery, you might wanna steer clear of this promo entirely. But if you opened this article to begin with, you probably DO want to know how they'll equal or best that sublime moment from 2012's progenitor film. I know I did. And now I do. I think.
Here's a new trailer for PIRANHA 3DD, which arrives in early April. Looks like Hasselhoff's taking some cues from NPH's appearance in the HAROLD & KUMAR movies?
Via ShockTillYouDrop!
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I think?
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I had such high hopes. But when Kelly Brook is the best thing you've got in a movie... BTW do people actually LIKE nasty fake titties? I love boobs but these are fucking HORRIBLE.
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THIS is the one I will take off my pants at if the theater's empty.
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I seriously can't wait for this tasteless piece of trash cinema. Worth the price of admition for Christopher Lloyd's ridiculous exposition alone. Loved the last one.
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I'd recognize that gap-tooth anywhere. He survived the first one?
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Can't fucking wait...
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Feb. 29, 2012, 12:23 p.m. CST
I just want to thank AICN for allowing me the experience to watch this and "The Avengers" trailer back-to-back. Popcorn and sticky floors cinema are alive and well in 2012.
by The Reluctant Austinite
God Bless Hollywood. Long Live AICN.
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Worth the price of admission. Wish it lasted half an hour.
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Feb. 29, 2012, 12:44 p.m. CST
This site has this stupid trailer up before the new Avengers spot? Fail.
by DepressedDonkey
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LOVE IT.
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Feb. 29, 2012, 2:12 p.m. CST
Let's see...Snakes On A Plane, Final Destination 5, Piranha 3DD
by openthepodbaydoorshal
..is David Koechner becoming the new Dick Miller? Although Miller's still the better actor..
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Loved the original, loved the remake and i'm sure this will be fun.
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it's stupid but it looks like cheesy fun! CL needs to appear in more movies! And the Hoff just raises the level to flooding!
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without the fishy after-taste.
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He appears a lot in the UK on a program called Celebrity Juice.. Hoff rules..
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Groovy!
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Congratulations to John. He's done the best of all the Project Greenlight directors.
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pronounce "piranha" correctly any more?
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Reminded me of an old 3D flick from early eighties.....Parasite I believe it was called. Anyone remember that one?
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Was that the one where the parasite exploded out of someone's face? Lovely...
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Fake boobs.. Tattoos on boobs. You DO NOT do these horrible things to boobs.
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Feb. 29, 2012, 11:45 p.m. CST
THOSE DOUBLE DD's ARE DOUBLE DD-SCUSTING! They look like tumors.
by Missing Dink
This trailer represents one helluva list of creative screw-ups. I'd love to see a wild B-grade piranha movie but this one looks completely unwatchable.
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Seems like Merrick is a cock jockey. Wonder if likes to sniff harrys used xxxxxl undies. Merrick the knob gobble enjoys when a fish devours a penis it makes his hard knowing that within the next hour and a half hes going cruising to the local bathhouse to full fill his lust. watching that clip makes him cock starved penis famished even. Enough dicking around. This move not only sucks dick, it licks scrotal sack and tounges the pooper on its way back to finish off the cock!
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