Feb. 24, 2012, 2:55 a.m. CST
Feb. 24, 2012, 3:12 a.m. CST
I want to touch her lady bits.
Feb. 24, 2012, 3:13 a.m. CST
by Johnny Wrong
...needs more vagina.
Feb. 24, 2012, 3:38 a.m. CST
I seen "romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston" and thought FUCK NO.
Feb. 24, 2012, 3:44 a.m. CST
....enuff with John Carter, Act of Valour, Avengers, how about some reviews for the good and great movies coming out that deserve some attention.
Feb. 24, 2012, 3:46 a.m. CST
This has one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. Yet potentially it may not suck? Doubt I'll watch it though.
Feb. 24, 2012, 4:20 a.m. CST
by Killdozers Evil Twin Brother
is not making my wallet lighter. He's a great talent, but he's starting to latch onto some really dumb stuff to get ahead. Our Idiot Brother? Ugh. I can't believe I made it all the way to that goddamn end scene with the dog name thingy. Until then, at least my girlfriend was snoozing peacefully next to me on the couch until I burst out with a string of cursewords. I also don't understand why people will still pay to see Aniston play a slightly different version of Rachel. The brains at 30 Rock couldn't even make her funny. Rudd needs to stick close to Seigel, Ferrell and Apatow and do whatever the hell they say. His breakout performance is still to come.
Feb. 24, 2012, 6:03 a.m. CST
The hell are you talking about? Young Adult came out 2 months ago, why would they be reviewing it now? Oh, and they did review it BEFORE it came out...twice. http://www.aintitcool.com/node/51845 http://www.aintitcool.com/node/51742 Fuck, Capone even did interviews with Patton Oswalt AND Jason Reitman about it. http://www.aintitcool.com/node/52198 http://www.aintitcool.com/node/52310 If you're not familiar with Google, it's a good tool to make sure you know what the hell you're talking about before you make an ass of yourself.
Feb. 24, 2012, 6:31 a.m. CST
another 1000 romcom trailers that use the song Martin Solveig & Dragonette song 'Hello' I love that! song playing.... stuff happening... someone says a joke.... HELLO! song playing.... stuff happening... someone says a joke.... HELLO! HOLLYWOOD U R TEH GENUISESEZ!
Feb. 24, 2012, 6:33 a.m. CST
Well...maybe not tooooo surprised, as good reviews come easy on this site. The second scene you're talking about Capone, the one you went into a state of epileptic shick from laughing so hard, it's the one that was posted on this site a few days back right? There is painful comedy, uncomfortable comedy, and painfully uncomfortable comedy. However, this scene does not fit into any of these categories because it lacks the key ingredient of being funny. It's just Rudd riffing on dirty talk and it's painfull to watch. Worse than that, it's very unfunny, apinfully unfunny. I don't get the mad geek love for Wet Hot American Summer. O.K. I can see why people like it. I can see why people have embraced it, however, I just can't. WHAS is just one of those movies that slipped through the cracks and the few people who saw it upon release spoke very highly of it, eventually and graudally forming a cult following but to me it just seems to be one of those movies you've been told is so funny and you've been told by so many people that it's this hidden gem that I think most people sayb they ike it so they don;t want people to think they're not getting it. Well....I don't get it. It isn't that funny. It really is not that funny. As a matter of fact, I can only think of one or two scenes that brought a laugh out of me. I've seen it a few times, always at someone's house wanting to show it to a group of friends and every time i've seen it in that setting, it has failed to get anyone in the room laughing out loud. Yet, so many of these people that i have watched it with later said that they found it obscenely funny even though when I was sitting right next to them watching it, the only funny thing about it was thinking up a drinking game for all the uncomfortable position shifts, yawns, checking of the watches, and conversations springing up out of sheer boredom. Days later, I see these same people who visibly disliked the movie talking about it to other people as if it had the comedic value of Lebowski. It's just one of those movies that people love to say they love, whether they love it or not. That is not my opinion, it has been my observation. Role Models had it's moments, but all in all it was just a forgettable dumb comedy. Wanderlust looks to be the same. The one constant in all of this is Rudd, who was the one future star in WHAS to pull laughter out of me, and who made Role Models likeabvle enough to actually sit through. However, here, in this new one, he just seems to be playing Rudd. Same old shit. Either that, or he's just worn thin on me. For all of those of you out there who are going to say they don't want to be my friend because I thought WHAS sucked....oh well.
Feb. 24, 2012, 6:34 a.m. CST
Cuz I type too fast for my brain to spell
Feb. 24, 2012, 7:22 a.m. CST
This comedy bit says it all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvCwY7EwMx4 (Skip to 2:24)
Feb. 24, 2012, 7:44 a.m. CST
by Pete Michaelson
So are strong, committed relationships built on foundations of trust and reliability just side-effects of city life and evil conservative, big corporate brain washing?
Feb. 24, 2012, 7:49 a.m. CST
This movie is produced by Apatow, so Rudd is doing what you're saying. And it's not "a goofy sensitive romcom", it's a very funny, outrageous, R-rated comedy from the guys from The State/Wet Hot American Summer/Role Models.
Feb. 24, 2012, 7:56 a.m. CST
...But there's no need to talk tough with your potty mouth, insults are for the playground so grow up little boy.
Feb. 24, 2012, 8:01 a.m. CST
I mean they use the nude scene (if it ever existed) to generate buzz and then cut it before release? Really....Fuck them.
Feb. 24, 2012, 8:02 a.m. CST
For all you spelling cops.
Feb. 24, 2012, 8:33 a.m. CST
Feb. 24, 2012, 9:17 a.m. CST
oh how we've fallen.
Feb. 24, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST
Feb. 24, 2012, 10:26 a.m. CST
Feb. 24, 2012, 10:36 a.m. CST
I'd better experience the same gut-splitting laughter that Capone experienced, or we'll all know he's just a Paul Rudd fan-boy fraud. Yeesh.
Feb. 24, 2012, 11:13 a.m. CST
don't know if this is a plant or fanboy as others suggest, but no way in hell would I even consider watching this, ever.
Feb. 24, 2012, 11:31 a.m. CST
My only real question about this movie is if the song Beth by Kiss comes into the movie at all at any point, as both "Wet Hot American Summer" and "Role Models" features the song in some fashion.
Feb. 24, 2012, 12:09 p.m. CST
by Killdozers Evil Twin Brother
I can't name a single person I know who told me Wet Hot American Summer is funny. After I finally saw it, it was easy to see why. It's hard to believe it was written by the same guy who did amazing stuff like Strangers With Candy and Children's Hospital.
Feb. 24, 2012, 12:12 p.m. CST
Feb. 24, 2012, 12:43 p.m. CST
I watched WHAS on netflix last year and was not impressed. I found some scenes to be funny but overall as a movie I kinda don't get it. It just seemed very uneven. I just more enjoyed seeing all the different actors and cameos that were scattered throughout. If I tried to show my friends this as a straight up comedy there would be a bit of akwardness as Brad Cooper gets done in the ass. I propose a new drinking game to get your best out of it. Everytime an actor comes onto the screen someone shouts out the name of a movie they starred in that was funnier than WHAS. Whenever that happens everyone takes a drink. Youd be surprised how drunk you get.
Feb. 24, 2012, 1:02 p.m. CST
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb. 24, 2012, 2:02 p.m. CST
Very random but consistently funny all the way through. Its hard to pick the best joke but my favorite will always be the lets go to town montage. Amazing film.
Feb. 24, 2012, 3:02 p.m. CST
Tits or get the fuck out.
Feb. 24, 2012, 4:28 p.m. CST
Ironically something a lot of us say about females in the industry.
Feb. 24, 2012, 4:35 p.m. CST
by Darth Macchio
Given how everything is so utterly dependent on opinion - what divides comedy opinion more than one's sense of humor? What other genre can two people claim to enjoy as a genre - and then those same 2 people go and watch a "comedy" movie where one is laughing so hard he or she is crying while the other giggles more at the reaction of his or her neighbor than any content in the film? Or maybe doesn't even laugh at all? It was practically guaranteed by a friend that Austin Powers would be the funniest, or one of the funniest at least, movies I would ever see and yet I don't think I did more than smile here or there. Doesn't mean it's not funny, obviously. Just not funny to me. And yet, one of my personal favorite comedies is "Raising Arizona" and yet people I've known for years just don't laugh at all when watching it. I also love "Snatch" but yet even more people don't think that's funny either. Doesn't mean I'm wrong - it's just not funny to them. We may argue on certain things insofar as action, horror, sci-fi, etc, but nothing is as inherently subjective as one's preference for what makes them laugh. I'd wager there's no such thing as a "comedy for all people" where you'd have anything close to consensus on what's funny and what is not for more than say 10 people....certainly not thousands of movie goers around the country (or world). These guys making comedies really do have their work cut out for them and a economically successful comedy is quite an accomplishment I would think. (The exception being those terrible mocking movies like "Scary Movie" or "Vampires Suck", etc - not sure who would ever consider that stuff funny but then again, they keep making them so someone must find them funny, no?)
Feb. 24, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST
Yes I would fuck her long time...she is still pretty hot even at 40 or whatever she is. Don't like her movies all that much but they don't make them for guys like me.
Feb. 24, 2012, 10:25 p.m. CST
Feb. 24, 2012, 11:43 p.m. CST
by Johnny 5
Chill out. You probably need to take a fat shit before you start telling people not to make an ass of themselves. Go grab a Smoothie or something
Feb. 24, 2012, 11:48 p.m. CST
by Johnny 5
Feb. 24, 2012, 11:54 p.m. CST
Friends is easily my all time favorite sitcom. I don't care, fuck you if you want to pick a fight about it. As such, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Jennifer and Paul Rudd (I love you, Man was also easily one of the best comedies I've seen in many years - picking a fight with lou Ferrigno alone is priceless - "Who the fuck gets in a fight with Lou Ferrigno?!?") Jennifer is solid comedy support, and she does a great job carrying more dramatic roles - she's always been good with emotion (seriously, even back in the Friends days, I felt my stomach drop the way it would when your girlfriend is REALLY pissed at you and the shit just hit the fan, in the more serious moments of the show, which usually involved her getting furious about something- she's quite convincing at being pissed).... she's also beautiful. I adore her. I don't see why it's become the "cool thing" to hate her or make fun of movies simply because she is in them. I'll admit, I was hoping she had a nude scene. who wouldn't? The woman has an amazing body, and as anyone who saw Friends can tell you, has one hell of a set of amazing nipples, which were almost without exception poking through her shirt in every scene. That's right, I said it. So, I feel betrayed like many of us. We were fed a lie in order to generate interest in the movie, then the scene was scrapped. So be it. That's annoying. I'll still watch it. But on DVD. Not going to encourage that sort of behavior. >:(
Feb. 25, 2012, 12:02 a.m. CST
by Johnny 5
Funny man. She seems like a great gal, is leprechaun on DVD bc I love partying w friends and watching classics like that. Yeah Anniston is smoking all right, she seems attainable if u know what I mean. Or real chicks hot like her where I live at least are.
Feb. 25, 2012, 4:15 a.m. CST
Feb. 25, 2012, 9:46 a.m. CST
Lesbian sex like seen in MULHOLLAND DRIVE, only lots of it. There's something about Jennifer Aniston that makes her perfect for lesbian sex scenes.
Feb. 25, 2012, 2:33 p.m. CST
by Johnny 5
That is so true and a great idea.