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These (International) PIRANHA 3DD Posters Are TT-riffic!!
Merrick here...
YES, there' actually a sequel to 2010's PIRANHA 3D coming out. YES, it has Ving Rhames commanding "Bring me my legs!" when getting ready to face down a nasty, toothy, fishy nemesis. YES, it has Double the Ds! YES, someone out their was bold enough, and insane enough, to put Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, and David Hasselhoff in the same movie. And here's an international poster to prove it!
A pretty damn cool poster, actually, which comes to us via BloodyDisgusting. Punch a piranha to embiggen the whole!
ZoneFears has a completely different intenrational poster. She's hot and this is cool, although the image isn't as classic or striking as the poster above. It, too, is EMBIGGENABLE!
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A great day for the Irish!!!
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Another great moment for the Irish.
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Will the good times ever end!!!
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Awwwww....
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(if I am going "old school"...)
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I don't know how they can top a piranha eating a severed floating penis in 3D, or underwater sex-ballerina's, but damnit, I'm gonna go and see if they do.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 9:45 a.m. CST
Oh and if you write 'first' and it's the highlight of your day...get a life!
by bohdi71
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How is she seeing the fish? She's obviously not underwater and it doesn't appear she is looking down at the surface with the fish coming up at her. The second poster makes no sense unless they fly.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 9:53 a.m. CST
The girl in the first one doesn't even look like she's got Double Ds!
by Joe Plumber
C-Cups at best. I'm just saying, if you're gonna use Double the Ds in your tag line there probably should be some Double Ds on the freaking poster. I mean, there's no point in trying to be subtle; it's Piranha 3 freskin' D!!! Just my two and a half cents.
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Jaws.
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Is this really so cheesy as to mean DD as in bra cup size? I mean, we ain't talking Shakespeare or Scorsese here, but Calvin and Hobbes porno is a little low on the aim...
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Feb. 21, 2012, 9:59 a.m. CST
At least the girl in the 2nd one has natural lips and not a trout pout
by Joe Plumber
And it also looks like she didn't have a nose job. Props for that! But, if I had designed the poster, the girl would be upside down and her Double Ds would be hanging down into the frame. It would make you think, "WTF, why is she upside down? Ooooo, boobs!"
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to see whoever posted this article. - As mentioned above, there were no DD's in the posters. There were no images of Busey, Hasselhoff or Lloyd, as the text implied. And most heinous of all, when I clicked to enlarge the poster, it didn't enlarge! I had to press my nose to the screen (not really) to read the cast names. C'mon, whoever you are, we demand better information, images, and sex for the prices we pay! Oh, alright, I'll probably watch this on DVD, but not Blu-Ray, and not 3DD's! So, there! /! //!!
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Feb. 21, 2012, 10:11 a.m. CST
I missed the 1st one in 3D and regretted it horribly. The underwater naked 3D swimming had to be insane in IMAX.
by UltraTron
I will not make the same mistake with the second installment of this very much needed film.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 10:11 a.m. CST
Still laugh when i see Embiggen..god i miss the classic simpsons
by gus
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Feb. 21, 2012, 10:13 a.m. CST
mickster_island: proof that we're all talking to un-chaperoned 9 year olds.
by UltraTron
I could probably get in serious trouble if I proposition mickster for sex.
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Sure would like to see a Dick Miller cameo. They screwed up the first one by not having one. Sure, the guys ancient, but he's still around.
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The movie takes place at a water park/aquarium-type deal, and the piranha are about to break through some aquarium glass to chow down on the girl, who is watching all this from behind (unbroken) sunglasses. It helps a bit if you know the plot, I guess, but otherwise, yeah, it looks like flying piranha are about to attack some chick with busted cop glasses.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 10:18 a.m. CST
I wish they were flying, like in the original sequel....
by Nice Marmot
.... and, of coure, Adrienne Barbeau had to be pretty close to havin' double D's . . .
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I re-watched that underwater scene and paused it multiple times. Kelly Brook is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth. And 100% natural. Riley Steele is one the cutest porn chicks. Fake Double Ds that look odd on her thin frame, but a perfect derrière. When she climbs out of the water onto the boat. I not only paused it, but zoomed in as well. Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-cha!
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Those teeth are fucking huge!... Not the piranhas teeth; the chick on the second poster.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 10:38 a.m. CST
@ultratron: YOU COCK SUCKING CONDESCENDING PIECE OF SHIT! LIKE THE LITTLE SHIT YOU ARE, 40 YR TYPING FROM MOTHERS BASEMENT! YOU A WELL ADJUSTED ADULT? UNLIKELY! FACT!
by Creepythinmanlivez
FAG!
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Feb. 21, 2012, 10:40 a.m. CST
The first one is a better representation of Dante's original
by openthepodbaydoorshal
1978 poster. Which is a knockoff of Jaws anyway...
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I didn't even realize the broken glass in the reflection in her sunglasses. Now it makes sense. But couldn't she just run away though? They can't do too much damage out of water could they?
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Yes, the first is a ripoff/homage to Jaws and the second to Almost Famous.
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Instant classic.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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The only fag here is you, friend-o. Have you ever used an original phrasing in your assuredly pathetic existence?
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Must be a one-scene cameo, eh?
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I hope so.
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I prefer natural C's to fake DD's any day. But, I'm a butt man so that's just me. All I'm saying is that a poster for a movie called, "Piranha 3DD" with the tagline, "Double the D's might ought to want to have Double D's on it.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 11:29 a.m. CST
Both posters completely miss the point of the title and that great trailer
by Jack Desmondi
Where the fuck are the big tits? Plus, the second is retarded. How, exactly, does a woman wearing sunglasses on the beach see Pirrranah coming at her as if she is underwater? Wouldn't it make some sense to have the image reflecting in scuba goggles instead?
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^ It actually makes me hungry heh Looking forward to this, the first movie was entertit..entertaining as hell!
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Your comment is the reason why reading the TalkBack (before posting) should be mandatory!
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Feb. 21, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST
Still haven't seen the first. Looks like I gotta play catch up.
by Tikidonkeypunch
BTW that is a killer cast.
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Exactly what I was thinking, the second poster makes no sense. Someone who is clearly NOT under water somehow getting a reflection in their sunglasses that IS underwater. Just doesn't work. The first one works better, reminds me of why I don't like swimming in murky water. Even if it's a small lake, you just don't know what could be down there.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 1:11 p.m. CST
ungodlymanner, it's a perfectly cromulent word.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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Feb. 21, 2012, 2:18 p.m. CST
Pre-80's tit flicks were the best. Why? NO SILICONE!!!!!!!!
by Wacky Packages
Silicone sucks. It looks stupid, feels fake, and ruins natural beauty.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 2:47 p.m. CST
Wow, way to bury the lead with these posters. DD? Umm, how about some GIANT BOOBS to go along with what you're hinting at.
by NeonFrisbee
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especially the 1st
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How am I meant to whack off to those ffs?
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But the "DD" is probably just to mean TITS, no matter what the size. And yes, fake boobies are wrong. Although it's been about 5 years since I've felt any so they may have improved. Sure, the second picture doesn't make much sense but if it is a picture of a girl behind glass, they really didn't convey that very well. That reminds me of Jaws 3D, with the people running in the underwater glass tunnel looking at the shark...that they sort of forgot to composite in there. The budget must have run out. If any movie needs a CGI re-release it's Jaws 3D. 45 minutes with AfterEffects and that could be a halfway decent film.
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and it's junk on such a level that no amount of tits can save this shit.
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It's tradition, and you DON'T FUCK WITH TRADITION!!!!
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Wow, haven't heard that name since "Project Greenlight!" That dude was fucking weird, but that made that season awesome!!!
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Feb. 21, 2012, 4:05 p.m. CST
WHEN GIANNA MICHAELS GOT EATEN IN THE LAST ONE I ACTUALLY FELT SOMETHING
by the Green Gargantua
I wonder which busty pornstars will be devoured in this one. Bella Blaze and Angela White have my votes
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My main gripe with it was the rapidly shifting tone. Fat Kid from Stand By Me thought he was in a totally different movie. He was doing broad slaptick stupid shit while everyone else played it straight. Then when the kills started, it was too gruesome when it should have been hilarious like a Final Destination movie. I thought Alexander Aja was fucking brilliant with Haute Tension, at least until the last 10 minutes. But he made nothing but shit after that until Piranha, which again, was ok.
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Ok, that has me a bit more interested. Feast was pretty goddamned impressive, especially given the unmitigated horseshit he had to go through to make it. Figures after Greenlight finally makes a successful film that they fold the tent. But then Feast 2 came out and it was fucking GARBAGE. I didn't bother with part 3. But I got faith in the guy.
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...where art thou? Why did you have to get eaten by prehistoric fish?! Truly a cinematic crime.
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and a woman friend actually laughed out loud nearly through the entire movie. She liked it.
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I'm in!
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For a flick they're bragging about having double the Ds, the posters certainly don't reflect that.
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Feb. 21, 2012, 10:13 p.m. CST
The poster should be a close-up of giant tits in a tiny bikini....
by Jaster Mareel
With a fucking piranha nestled in the cleavage. You get that shit for free Sony! Next time you pay.
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http://www.kinopoisk.ru/level/13/film/565993/ (click to enlarge)
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...with a ridiculous pair of boobs wearing a bikini top made out of some reflecting material showing the piranha. And then the poster should have been a quad, for even bigger boobage close-up-edness.
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Is it me or do there appear to be odd cgi shadows on those DD's?
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I worked on Piranha 3D in Lake Havasu which was a blast, this was shot in Wilmington, NC which I am guessing was not as fun. Havasu was basically a non-stop party on the lake. Cannot wait to see this though.
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bloody awesome, captures that 80's vibe prefectly. The first one is a little bit meh.
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