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These (International) PIRANHA 3DD Posters Are TT-riffic!!

Published at: Feb. 21, 2012, 9:35 a.m. CST

 

Merrick here...

YES, there' actually a sequel to  2010's PIRANHA 3D coming out.  YES, it has Ving Rhames commanding "Bring me my legs!" when getting ready to face down a nasty, toothy, fishy nemesis.  YES, it has Double the Ds!  YES, someone out their was bold enough, and insane enough, to put Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, and David Hasselhoff in the same movie.  And here's an international poster to prove it!  

A pretty damn cool poster, actually, which comes to us via BloodyDisgusting.  Punch a piranha to embiggen the whole!  

 

 

ZoneFears has a completely different intenrational poster.  She's hot and this is cool, although the image isn't as classic or striking as the poster above.  It, too, is EMBIGGENABLE

 

 

 

 

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  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:36 a.m. CST

    FIRST

    by handsomeBwonderful

    A great day for the Irish!!!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Second

    by handsomeBwonderful

    Another great moment for the Irish.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Third

    by handsomeBwonderful

    Will the good times ever end!!!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Recession...

    by handsomeBwonderful

    Awwwww....

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:39 a.m. CST

    notsohandsome

    by CoolFrood

    ;)

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Piranna gotta eat...

    by CoolFrood

    (if I am going "old school"...)

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:41 a.m. CST

    The first was exquisite shit, and I enjoyed it all.

    by Yurka

    I don't know how they can top a piranha eating a severed floating penis in 3D, or underwater sex-ballerina's, but damnit, I'm gonna go and see if they do.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:42 a.m. CST

    I think the second poster is more classic and striking

    by JackSlater4

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:43 a.m. CST

    "someone out their" don't you mean there?

    by bohdi71

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Is she supposed to be wearing sunglasses under water?

    by matthooper8

    How is she seeing the fish? She's obviously not underwater and it doesn't appear she is looking down at the surface with the fish coming up at her. The second poster makes no sense unless they fly.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:53 a.m. CST

    The girl in the first one doesn't even look like she's got Double Ds!

    by Joe Plumber

    C-Cups at best. I'm just saying, if you're gonna use Double the Ds in your tag line there probably should be some Double Ds on the freaking poster. I mean, there's no point in trying to be subtle; it's Piranha 3 freskin' D!!! Just my two and a half cents.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Rip off

    by Kevin

    Jaws.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:55 a.m. CST

    DD?

    by Unscripted

    Is this really so cheesy as to mean DD as in bra cup size? I mean, we ain't talking Shakespeare or Scorsese here, but Calvin and Hobbes porno is a little low on the aim...

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Are piranhas even real?

    by Mickster_Island

  • And it also looks like she didn't have a nose job. Props for that! But, if I had designed the poster, the girl would be upside down and her Double Ds would be hanging down into the frame. It would make you think, "WTF, why is she upside down? Ooooo, boobs!"

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:05 a.m. CST

    I'm not even going to bother going back up

    by Fremen

    to see whoever posted this article. - As mentioned above, there were no DD's in the posters. There were no images of Busey, Hasselhoff or Lloyd, as the text implied. And most heinous of all, when I clicked to enlarge the poster, it didn't enlarge! I had to press my nose to the screen (not really) to read the cast names. C'mon, whoever you are, we demand better information, images, and sex for the prices we pay! Oh, alright, I'll probably watch this on DVD, but not Blu-Ray, and not 3DD's! So, there! /! //!!

  • I will not make the same mistake with the second installment of this very much needed film.

  • I could probably get in serious trouble if I proposition mickster for sex.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Is John's pop Clu showing up in this?

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    Sure would like to see a Dick Miller cameo. They screwed up the first one by not having one. Sure, the guys ancient, but he's still around.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Re: Explanation For The Second Poster ...

    by ArmageddonProductions

    The movie takes place at a water park/aquarium-type deal, and the piranha are about to break through some aquarium glass to chow down on the girl, who is watching all this from behind (unbroken) sunglasses. It helps a bit if you know the plot, I guess, but otherwise, yeah, it looks like flying piranha are about to attack some chick with busted cop glasses.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:18 a.m. CST

    I wish they were flying, like in the original sequel....

    by Nice Marmot

    .... and, of coure, Adrienne Barbeau had to be pretty close to havin' double D's . . .

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:18 a.m. CST

    ultratron, like you I only saw this on Blu-ray

    by Joe Plumber

    I re-watched that underwater scene and paused it multiple times. Kelly Brook is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth. And 100% natural. Riley Steele is one the cutest porn chicks. Fake Double Ds that look odd on her thin frame, but a perfect derrière. When she climbs out of the water onto the boat. I not only paused it, but zoomed in as well. Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-cha!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:26 a.m. CST

    The first one was pure fun. Sign me up!

    by bat725

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:33 a.m. CST

    THOSE TEETH!

    by Brian

    Those teeth are fucking huge!... Not the piranhas teeth; the chick on the second poster.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:35 a.m. CST

    i like boobies

    by gus

  • FAG!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:40 a.m. CST

    The first one is a better representation of Dante's original

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    1978 poster. Which is a knockoff of Jaws anyway...

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:41 a.m. CST

    armageddonproductions

    by matthooper8

    I didn't even realize the broken glass in the reflection in her sunglasses. Now it makes sense. But couldn't she just run away though? They can't do too much damage out of water could they?

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:43 a.m. CST

    anjin-san

    by phifty2

    Yes, the first is a ripoff/homage to Jaws and the second to Almost Famous.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:48 a.m. CST

    gary busey is in this one? oh i am so there.

    by DanielnocharismaCraig

    Instant classic.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 11:01 a.m. CST

    darth_meh .......C-Cups at best ...

    by DrMorbius

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 11:03 a.m. CST

    creepy thin man livez

    by Rex Carsalot

    The only fag here is you, friend-o. Have you ever used an original phrasing in your assuredly pathetic existence?

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Rames isn't credited on the poster

    by Dursman2000

    Must be a one-scene cameo, eh?

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Do they fly?

    by CuervoJones

    I hope so.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 11:25 a.m. CST

    drmorbius, not at all

    by Joe Plumber

    I prefer natural C's to fake DD's any day. But, I'm a butt man so that's just me. All I'm saying is that a poster for a movie called, "Piranha 3DD" with the tagline, "Double the D's might ought to want to have Double D's on it.

  • Where the fuck are the big tits? Plus, the second is retarded. How, exactly, does a woman wearing sunglasses on the beach see Pirrranah coming at her as if she is underwater? Wouldn't it make some sense to have the image reflecting in scuba goggles instead?

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 11:47 a.m. CST

    the first poster is really cool

    by cheekerpot

    ^ It actually makes me hungry heh Looking forward to this, the first movie was entertit..entertaining as hell!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 11:47 a.m. CST

    killdeer1

    by DrMorbius

    Your comment is the reason why reading the TalkBack (before posting) should be mandatory!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Still haven't seen the first. Looks like I gotta play catch up.

    by Tikidonkeypunch

    BTW that is a killer cast.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 12:52 p.m. CST

    2nd poster

    by r_number6

    Exactly what I was thinking, the second poster makes no sense. Someone who is clearly NOT under water somehow getting a reflection in their sunglasses that IS underwater. Just doesn't work. The first one works better, reminds me of why I don't like swimming in murky water. Even if it's a small lake, you just don't know what could be down there.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 1:11 p.m. CST

    ungodlymanner, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Pre-80's tit flicks were the best. Why? NO SILICONE!!!!!!!!

    by Wacky Packages

    Silicone sucks. It looks stupid, feels fake, and ruins natural beauty.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 3:22 p.m. CST

    great posters

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    especially the 1st

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Need more boobage!

    by marineboy

    How am I meant to whack off to those ffs?

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Yeah, the girl in the first picture is more like a 36C

    by Mugato5150

    But the "DD" is probably just to mean TITS, no matter what the size. And yes, fake boobies are wrong. Although it's been about 5 years since I've felt any so they may have improved. Sure, the second picture doesn't make much sense but if it is a picture of a girl behind glass, they really didn't convey that very well. That reminds me of Jaws 3D, with the people running in the underwater glass tunnel looking at the shark...that they sort of forgot to composite in there. The budget must have run out. If any movie needs a CGI re-release it's Jaws 3D. 45 minutes with AfterEffects and that could be a halfway decent film.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Junk

    by alienindisguise

    and it's junk on such a level that no amount of tits can save this shit.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Quick ripping on the "First" posts damn it!!!

    by notcher

    It's tradition, and you DON'T FUCK WITH TRADITION!!!!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 4 p.m. CST

    John Gulager!!!

    by notcher

    Wow, haven't heard that name since "Project Greenlight!" That dude was fucking weird, but that made that season awesome!!!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 4:05 p.m. CST

    WHEN GIANNA MICHAELS GOT EATEN IN THE LAST ONE I ACTUALLY FELT SOMETHING

    by the Green Gargantua

    I wonder which busty pornstars will be devoured in this one. Bella Blaze and Angela White have my votes

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 5:03 p.m. CST

    I thought the original was ok

    by Jaster Mareel

    My main gripe with it was the rapidly shifting tone. Fat Kid from Stand By Me thought he was in a totally different movie. He was doing broad slaptick stupid shit while everyone else played it straight. Then when the kills started, it was too gruesome when it should have been hilarious like a Final Destination movie. I thought Alexander Aja was fucking brilliant with Haute Tension, at least until the last 10 minutes. But he made nothing but shit after that until Piranha, which again, was ok.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Gulager is directing?

    by Jaster Mareel

    Ok, that has me a bit more interested. Feast was pretty goddamned impressive, especially given the unmitigated horseshit he had to go through to make it. Figures after Greenlight finally makes a successful film that they fold the tent. But then Feast 2 came out and it was fucking GARBAGE. I didn't bother with part 3. But I got faith in the guy.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 6:10 p.m. CST

    This poster actually makes me want to have some fried fish!

    by Ricardo

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 7:01 p.m. CST

    OOOOOoooooooooohhhhh, Kelly Brook...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...where art thou? Why did you have to get eaten by prehistoric fish?! Truly a cinematic crime.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Liked the first one

    by MondoGundark

    and a woman friend actually laughed out loud nearly through the entire movie. She liked it.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 8:48 p.m. CST

    double.... the D's???????

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    I'm in!

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Where are the Double Ds?

    by The Infamous Billy The Kidd

    For a flick they're bragging about having double the Ds, the posters certainly don't reflect that.

  • Feb. 21, 2012, 10:13 p.m. CST

    The poster should be a close-up of giant tits in a tiny bikini....

    by Jaster Mareel

    With a fucking piranha nestled in the cleavage. You get that shit for free Sony! Next time you pay.

  • Feb. 22, 2012, 3:31 a.m. CST

    Here are the DoubleDs

    by Ortrun

    http://www.kinopoisk.ru/level/13/film/565993/ (click to enlarge)

  • Feb. 22, 2012, 5:09 a.m. CST

    The second poster should have replaced the sunglasses

    by buggerbugger

    ...with a ridiculous pair of boobs wearing a bikini top made out of some reflecting material showing the piranha. And then the poster should have been a quad, for even bigger boobage close-up-edness.

  • Feb. 22, 2012, 10:09 a.m. CST

    ortrun, thanks for the link

    by Joe Plumber

    Is it me or do there appear to be odd cgi shadows on those DD's?

  • Feb. 22, 2012, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Havasu vs Wilmington

    by Remus_Lupin

    I worked on Piranha 3D in Lake Havasu which was a blast, this was shot in Wilmington, NC which I am guessing was not as fun. Havasu was basically a non-stop party on the lake. Cannot wait to see this though.

  • Feb. 22, 2012, 11:01 a.m. CST

    The 2nd poster is

    by jellypop

    bloody awesome, captures that 80's vibe prefectly. The first one is a little bit meh.