Hello ladies and gentlemen, Muldoon here with another story via Variety today that reports Paramount is making what they consider a "canine romp." They're currenlty in super heavy serious talks with Alec Berg and David Mandel from SEINFELD to write a film wrapped around a YouTube video of a dog with a human's voice dropped over his moving jaw. The video's called ULTIMATE DOG TEASE and pretty much is a guy asking his dog if it wants food, the dog gets excited, and the guy pulls the ol' "Psyche, I already ate that mess" leaving the dog sad... and teased. Nothing about that screams "Holy shit, we absolutely have to write a feature length film and spend millions of dollars to get this gem on screen," but that's just me. My mother continues to send me links to this video on Facebook so maybe they could have an audience. The video's got somewhere close to 90,000,000 views, so who knows.
If you haven't checked out the vid, Bam - I present to you ULTIMATE DOG TEASE:
*Hollywood facepalm*
- Mike McCutchen
"Muldoon"
Mike@aintitcool.com
