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Listen up Toxie fans! Lloyd Kaufman needs your help to find original Toxie voice... Ken Kessler!!!
Hey there folks, tonight at the Stan Lee Convergence debut party, I wanted to let you know that Lloyd Kaufman, president of TROMA films, asked me to put you geeks out into the world to search for Ken Kessler, the original voice of THE TOXIC AVENGER... aka Toxie. Apparently he has dropped out of sight and noone knows what happened to him.
So... I put this to you geeks? If you want to help bring back the true voice of Toxie... Pick up those white pages... the telephone book and call anyone named K. Kessler, or if there aren't many... Call every Kessler in your home town. Ask them if they or a relative performed the voice of The Toxic Avenger, and how you can get in touch with them. Don't assume someone else from your city will do it. You do it. We'll hail you as the next uber geek god if you can find Ken Kessler. The voice of Toxie must Live!!!
or.. If you sound a shitload like the Toxic Avenger, then write me, and put you in touch with Lloyd Kaufman and perhaps you'll get to rub up against addorable Troma teeeaaaattttts. Can you give Toxie his voice back? Contact me at Moriarty Labs or Lloyd Kaufman at Troma.Com!!! Make the difference if you have the Right Stuff!
Robogeek is paranoid that you are going to annoy innocent Kesslers all over the world. So folks... Here's what you should do. If you are going on this Toxic quest... Before you start to call... Post to talkback below, what city or cities that you are going to canvas and post it in the headline of your report. If you see this city... Don't worry about calling there. Folks, The fate of Toxie is in your hands!!!!!
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grrraaaarrrrr, I say. ^_^
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Yeah, I'm a dork, but no more than most people on this site. Okay, I remember the toxic avenger. I was 8 when he came out. Memories...
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I haven't laughed that much since last night, when I was fortunate to witness DANMAUNZ's home page through the LOTR talkback. If you're bored, keep up the good work!!!
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Yeah baby, Logging into a Euro AICN site is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
It would be a smooth but delicate connection, allowing us to interface whilst still being able to see all corners of the wonderful globe. And when we've had enough, we can move on over to her sister page in America and play with her main headlines.
Anyway, the advantages of a turdless background colour and a complete banning, followed by public execution of DMFC is something to be cherished and relished. OH NO, I didn't put his name in my subject heading, what will he do to me???? -
Well, after being blistered for no good reason by some AICN poster named Gaylord who accused me of being a "macho fanboy" and "f***ing scum", I decided that I would avoid posting entirely for awhile. My posts are always either ignored or responded to solely by mental patients. However, after some introspection, I have decided to remain here in the ether. Crazy as it sounds, this is a pretty interesting place to visit, and even if I haven't yet been fully welcomed into the fold, I still enjoy the company. Anyway...on topic, I worked as a PA for Troma in 1995, and can tell you that they'll hire anyone, provided they'll work for free. So, NY-based geeks, give 'em a call. I promise you won't regret it. Peace.
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believe or not i'm walking on air..
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I just nearly spat out my tea onto the comp screen when I read your future predictions post!!! For long may your boredom continue!
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I take it there's not going to BE a Rumblings this week, huh? And it looks like it's really bad movie/cult films week at AICN where the Talk Back is more interesting than the news. (Well, at least to me. Though it would be funny to see an article in the national news about Kesslers in many states being harrassed by fanboys and girls.)
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Marketers of exploitative foam-rubber cheese, Prepare To Die.
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... as the he searches trough his desk for his contacts, which were last seen projecting from Morenos eyes after reading Mr.D.Bonds talk-backs... soon... he will catch his breath and tell him who funny he thought it was.
I am Moreno's lost sence of slef-control.
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