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Oh, Wizard!! Here's THE PHANTOM MENACE Super Bowl Spot!!

Published at: Feb. 6, 2012, 10:21 a.m. CST

Merrick here...

There was a new spot for the 3D release of STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, which hits theaters this Friday.

Many fans are vehemently asserting that they won't shell out to see this one on the big screen once more -  but I wonder if those folks will truly be able to  resist once the opportunity arrives?  

I know I'll be there - admittedly begrudgingly.  But the Geek in me just has to experience Poodoo in 3D.  Which is something the recent HAROLD AND KUMAR movie sorta did as well...and is unquestionably what 3D was created for.  

 

 

 

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  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:23 a.m. CST

    guh

    by terrence horan

    guh

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Why hasn't AICN posted this PM 3-D trailer yet

    by Samuel Fulmer

    The one that most other sites posted last week http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ceuNC1GTM

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST

    bah

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    bah

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST

    This will be the most successful movie of 2012!

    by DerLanghaarige

    I know, you all said that you won't see it, but you said the same about buying the Blu Ray box, right before it became the most sold Blu Ray ever!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Yeah, I'm seeing it.

    by Yelsaeb

    I can't help it. Star Wars, man. Star Wars.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Tease!

    by BoggyCreekBeast

    Putting shot from Empire in there is just CRUEL!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Leading ticket sales already

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Going to be No.1 this weekend. Suck it haters.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:29 a.m. CST

    I'll see it, but I'll feel dirty about it

    by Domi'sInnerChild

    My five-year-old is a Star Wars nut and even he seemed a little uncomfortable about it (he doesn't like 3D either, but he said something to the extent of if he HAD to see something in 3D, it probably should be this). My small victory is I'll use free passes.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Trailer looks better than John Carter

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Not bad for a 13 year old movie.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:31 a.m. CST

    I HATED THAT MOVIE SO MUCH

    by FeralAngel

    The freaking pod race put me to sleep. I doubt the 3d conversion will make it any less snoozeworthy.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:32 a.m. CST

    All of them?

    by Gryph

    So...last I heard they were going to "see how fans responded" or something after the release of TPM before committing to releasing the whole series. I seem to remember a lot of shouty fanboy talk at the time, but this trailer seems to promise all of them. Did they change their position somewhere along the way?

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Going and actually looking forward to it...

    by Dranem

    Never really hated the Phantom Menace as a whole, just elements of it (which have been discussed ad nauseum already). And this has definitely been the prequel that has grown in my mind the most over the years. It still feels the most Star Warsy, but of the prequels Revenge of the Sith is still the best. This still has some of my favorite moments in the entire saga, including my favorite "little" moment where Darth Maul is backing into the Theed Palace reactor area and he flicks something at the door to open it as Obi Wan and Qui Gon follow him in.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:36 a.m. CST

    My six year old wants to see it.

    by lochkray

    That will give me enough excuse. The reality is, for the next six years, I will go to each and every one, with him and likely his younger brother. And those times will likely be the last times that I see those movies in theatre. Ever. That's not some bitter promise. Just a reality. I know so many hate the prequels, but seeing Star Wars movies in the theatre is still a special thing to me. That's how they are meant to be viewed. 3-D and a six year olds wish will just give it enough of a twist to make it seem less painful to shell out the money. But hell, I've already paid to see A New Hope in the theatre seven times over the years, why not one last time in 2015. And, while we're at it, might as well watch the others too. Greedo shooting first, Jar Jar Binks, Hold Me Like on Naboo, Blinking Ewoks, and all.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:39 a.m. CST

    .

    by Schadenfreude

    I skipped the Blu-Rays and I'll skip these too, but there's no doubt that it's gonna make Lucas yet another fortune.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Fuck Episodes I, II & III.

    by DigitalBeachWar

    I'll see IV and V that's it. I might see VI.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:39 a.m. CST

    I'll be there! I'll see it!

    by vadakinX

    Screw you all, I like The Phantom Menace. My abiding memory of watching that film for the first time was that it got a standing ovation at the end. Is it flawed? Absolutely. But it's also a hell of a lot of fun. People who like the film generally tend to point to Qui-Gon Jinn and Darth Maul as the stand-out characters. And they are great. But for me the best character in that film is Palpatine. He only has a few scenes but my god is he brilliant. Palpatine in the prequels is the epitome of what's great about George Lucas as a storyteller. In fact I would argue that the overall arc of the prequels is better than that of the original trilogy. Where the originals have the edge is in execution. But while the execution in the prequels is far from flawless, Palpatine's arc is played out wonderfully. It's been suggested that Revenge of the Sith makes the prequels, especially Phantom Menace, better films because the pieces fall into place. That's true. But even without Sith, Palpatine in Menace is great. You can see him pulling the strings as a Senator and a Sith Lord. Every word he says is carefully calculated to provide maximum effect. McDiarmid owns that film. Some people hate the prequels. They loathe The Phantom Menace. That's fine. To each their own. But my ass will be in that seat watching a Star Wars movie on the big screen and loving every midichlorian counting second of it.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Really?

    by Bongwater

    Phantom Menace, in particular, is cinematic Ambien. So same movie, with crap 3D and twice the ticket price? Yeah, have fun with that. Can't think of any masochist wanting to go through that unless they've got that leftover glow from playing Bioware's MMO.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:43 a.m. CST

    I've always wanted to see....

    by Marshal_Lannes

    ....what shit looks like in 3-D on the big screen.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Re: vadakinx

    by Bongwater

    I think every movie gets a standing ovation because we have to get up and leave.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:44 a.m. CST

    LOL @ bongwater

    by DigitalBeachWar

    True that.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Wtf is wrong with you people

    by HamburgerEarmuffs

    actually wanting to go see this. I bet Battleship and GI Joe has got you all hot and bothered too.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:46 a.m. CST

    I'll just wait for the 3D Blu-ray.

    by Jaster Mareel

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:47 a.m. CST

    LOL @ hamburgerearmuffs

    by DigitalBeachWar

    Battleshit and GI Jizz look fucking awful.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:49 a.m. CST

    New Hope and ESB.

    by UltimaRex

    I'll always have time to see them in a theatre. Maybe Jedi if I'm feeling flush at the time. The prequels? No. Just no. Not again.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Ebert's review says it perfectly

    by darthvedder81

    Looks great. Imaginative filmmaking. Interesting and exotic locales. George Lucas tells a good story. Phantom Menace is far from perfect but so are most movies. People may have been disappointed in '99 but with the dreck Hollywood puts out now TPM looks like "Lawrence of Arabia" by comparison. Things I'm looking forward to seeing 3D: -Title crawl -The first establishing shot of Theed (the last time I've been truly wowed by a special effect) -Otoh Gunga -Bongo journey -R2 to the rescue -Pod Race -Senate chamber -Droid Army unloading -Duel of the Fates

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:50 a.m. CST

    One from the haters: Keep drinking the Kool-Aid, b*+ches!

    by obijuanmartinez

    Yeah, enjoy Jar-Jar, wooden live-action performances, and such riveting dialogue as Obi's mind-numbing exchange w/ the giant frog Boss about 'symbiant circles', and Liam Neeson's soul-crushing spiel on Midichlorians. (I think you can actuality see the incredulity on his face as he's reading this nonsense!) I laugh at you - Keep smiling while the Neckless One shoves it further down your throats...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Absolutely Not!

    by slave to the one

    I have seen Episode I more times than I care to admit, hoping it would grow on me over time. Unfortunately the opposite occurred and with each repeat viewing, I find it more and more irritating! There is no way in hell I'm going to waste money to watch a movie I already can't stand just because it's in 3D! I'm sure it's going to be #1 this weekend, but will it beat the 1997 re-release of A New Hope?

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:53 a.m. CST

    @ darthvedder81

    by DigitalBeachWar

    Things I'm looking forward to seeing 3D: -Title crawl -Extreme Close Up of George's anus dilating and turd falling out.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:54 a.m. CST

    IF YOU SEE THIS, YOU'RE PATHETIC.

    by UMAGA

    Seriously, you have no right to complain about whatever George Lucas does because you're part of the problem. It's bad enough that he served us this bullshit before but now you're willing to take it again, and why, exactly? Because 3 fucking D will somehow make a terrible movie, great? Fucking retarded.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:54 a.m. CST

    bongwater

    by vadakinX

    It never happens where I live. It was the first time I'd ever seen such at thing. People usually just get up and leave but with Menace there was a huge round of applause. And the film came out a month and a half here after the US release so the bad reviews had already been making the rounds. But the audience I saw it with loved the film. It actually happened the first two times I saw the film. Yes, I paid to see The Phantom Menace more than once. Look, I'm aware of the hatred. I usually don't like talking about Star Wars on the internet because it descends into "Lucas raped my childhood" and all that other bullshit. There are people who genuinely hate this film and I don't have a problem with that. I'm not one of those people. I'm a screenwriter and there are certainly things I'd have done differently but I have to look at films for what they are, not what I wanted them to be and The Phantom Menace, as it is, is a whole lot of fun. At least for me.

  • We need to get our population down under 5 billion. It's the perfect system for sorting out the wheat from the chaff.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:57 a.m. CST

    F-ING WIZARD!

    by Baron Karza

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:59 a.m. CST

    For ages three and below

    by Rtobert

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Umaga - consider me pathetic then.

    by vadakinX

    Because I can't wait to see it again on the big screen. I don't care about the 3D. I'm not going for that. I'm going to see a movie I happen to enjoy. Yes I have it on Blu Ray but nothing beats the cinema experience.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Get drunk and go to the Sat night late show!

    by Steve

    Lots of yelling at the screen. Calms nerves.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Re: Good News, Everybody Who Likes This Film!

    by ArmageddonProductions

    To everybody who (shudders!) actually LIKES THE PHANTOM MENACE, good news! All of you going to see it this weekend will give further license to Lucas making either a) more of these cinematic shit-bombs or b) more "changes" to the six existing movies! Of course, if you're burbling this much over what has to be one of the most horrifying examples of "even a six-year-old could make a professional-looking movie if enough ILM/THX technicians are involved!" ever committed to film, then that probably IS good news.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Nobody says "Wizard" anymore...

    by JumpinJehosaphat

    I'm bringin' it back!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:03 a.m. CST

    $13 Million opening weekend. Tops!

    by AzulTool

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:03 a.m. CST

    vadakinx

    by DigitalBeachWar

    Star Wars fans WANTED to see a fucking STAR WARS FILM not a pile of shit. Going into a film to see it for what it is only works for shit like Transformers or GI JOE. No one really gives a fuck about those films. Not even the film makers.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Hilarious that 13 years on some people are still crying about Episode I

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Hilarious. But sad.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST

    I might, MIGHT see Empire in 3-D

    by Rob Hill

    That is all.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Watch in Awe as Turkey Neck Reaches from the Screen...

    by Read and Shut Up

    ...into your wallet, emptying it once again because you're so stupid.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Haven't decided whether to see this or not.

    by Rob Jenson

    If I do, I will sneak in. I WILL NOT give GL any more of my money till he releases the remastered-otherwise-unaltered OT on Blu. Phantom is probably my most-hated movie of all time. Yet . . . yeah, Star Wars. Plus morbid curiosity.

  • All of the prequels are great. The thing is, each film is directly aimed at an audience that is equal to Anakin's character's age. Ep I is a kid's movie. Ep II is a teen movie. Ep III is a movie for young adults. I can understand the Jar Jar hate, but not for anything else. The complaints of "wooden acting" are nonsense because Anakin and Padme have been told all their lives to suppress their emotions, so when they finally do start to feel things for each other, it's awkward as Hell. But that's how your first love is, awkward. But the people who complain about this shit are virgins so they'd never know anyway.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Tweaked with extra Jar-Jar scenes

    by Rtobert

    Steps in the poopy three times, in 3D

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Definitely there

    by bobarhett

    My three boys were screaming for me to take them before the commercial was even over. And before I could say yes, my brother had chimed in, "I'm going with you." Complain all you want about what Lucas did to your childhood, but these movies were made for kids. It's sad if you've grown up too much to enjoy movies like you did as a kid. Stay home and save your $10. We'll eat your popcorn.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:08 a.m. CST

    when i saw this commercial i just laffed.

    by deckards voiceover

    im convinced lucas is dead and his clones are just doing what they know how to do.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:09 a.m. CST

    vadakinx

    by Bongwater

    Can't say my experience was like that. Saw it in a half-filled theatre on a Friday, and I literally fell asleep in the first 15 minutes. No joke. Only when the podrace kicked in, nearly an hour into the flick, did I feel like I was watching a Star Wars movie. Until then, it felt like "Dune for shitheads." I actually own TPM on DVD, mainly for the documentary. Because I do find it fascinating to watch all the craftmanship and care that went into making such a stillborn movie.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:09 a.m. CST

    I'd like to see Darth Maul in 3D...

    by Billyeveryteen

    Sadly, Friends with better taste won't go, and I can't (Han) solo it.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Bollox , your kids are draging you to this!!

    by TheManWhoCan

    Get the fuck out of here!<P> Just admit it , you have no life and you cannot think of anything else to do with your time. "but my 6 yearold is a SW nut so...." HA <P> 6 year old what? Daughter? 6 year old girls couldn’t care less about SW unless dads has been forcing his terrible taste in movies on her since birth, which is a form of brainwashing and child abuse <P> Son? Slightly more plausible but sorry I don’t buy it.<p> Nephew? The most plausible scenario, but still just an excuse to go see the movie yourself without the embarrassment of being seen going into the cinema on your own. <p> Oh I can see the FOD youtube sketches already…<p> Calling up to a married siblings house “hay sis, I was thinking maybe, er seeing as I haven’t been as much part of my nephews lives as I should have been , well . I was thinking, er , that maybe I could bring the boys to the movies…?.”<p>Oh yeah , you just KNOW thousands of sad fucks are gonna try that one . Or <p> running into someone you know while leaving the Phantom Menace screening and grabbing some random passing kid to pretend you’re looking after him/her for the day. Before the kids actual guardians asks what he fuck you are doing…sirens running from the police etc <P>

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Didn't buy the BRs, won't be seeing this.

    by Collin Armstrong

    Saving my $$$ to buy a copy of the ORIGINAL trilogy, either on DVD or LD. Fuck this noise.

  • It's because the movie is terrible, no matter what dimension it's shown in on a movie screen. Suckered in in 1999, not this time.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:13 a.m. CST

    The Prequel Trilogy was utter shite...

    by Pawprint

    It showcased everything that is wrong with the modern day George Lucas. Not only were they shite Star Wars films, but they were shite films by any standard. The Blu Ray Complete Saga might have sold like hot cakes, but that was only because of the very deliberate move of only packaging the extras with the Complete Saga. If the extras were included on the seperate OT Blu Rays, shops would be knee-deep in stinking, rotting shitpiles of PT Blu Rays. I'd wager that - like me - the majority of people who own the Complete Saga will ensure that the PT Blu Rays never see the inside of a Blu Ray player; fuck - mine will never even come out of the box.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Those who complain about wooden acting in the prequels...

    by kwisatzhaderach

    need to take a look at Harrison Ford's performance in Return of the Jedi. Or Mark Hamill's performance in all three.

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL THESE REBELS FANS WILL RUN TO SUCK LUCAS COCK WHEN THIS PIECE OF SHIT TRAVESTY FOR A STAR WARS MOVIE PREMIERES.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:17 a.m. CST

    OCCUPY SKYWALKER RANCH

    by KilliK

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Don't give these absurd prequels another cent.

    by FleshMachine

    and don't tell me oh but they look good! the fx are good! fuck that shit. the films are utter garbage. i am happy that my kids can see 3 real star wars films in the theatre.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:22 a.m. CST

    garbage trailer

    by impetus

    Used a bunch of scenes from the original trilogy, then - SURPRISE! It's Episode One! I mean, we all knew that already but it's still a dick move.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Oh yes, how could I resist?

    by Durendal

    I mean, I TOTALLY want to shell out to see the shitty prequels again because they've been converted to that gimmick known as 3D! That would totally make them not suck!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Not for me, thanks!

    by Acappellaman

    And no, I have not bought the Blu-ray box either. Lucas has had enough of my money!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Star Wars is the most overrated film franchise ever

    by Seth Gecko

    It is average and that is about it. The rabid fans are great and i can appreciate that. When it all breaks down though the first two were superb and the others just average films. Lucas has divided fans over this and it has become apparent he is obssessed with this franchise. To think he wasted 30 plus years on 6 films is just ludicrous.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:24 a.m. CST

    The reason Lucas is doing this..

    by SlickyVonBoner

    ...is to try and put the Star Wars movies back in the top 10 top grossers of all time. In 97, he did it with the "Special Editions" to beat ET. He was successful, but Titanic topped Star Wars the next year. Since then, The Dark Knight and Avatar have widened the gap. Each released 3d Star Wars movie may make a around $100 million more, with the last few making less as the 3D craze gets saturated by every "Classic" movie being re-released. It was a over 15 years the the OT were all in the top 10, plus 2 Indiana Jones were in there too. Now only Episode I and IV are in the top 10. I remember seing an interview with Lucas about Titanic beating Star Wars as the highest grosser of all time and he seemed in disbelief and confused how a movie could make more than his. Imagine how much money a well-written, well-directed Star Wars movie could make...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Saw the first preview here in NZ and...

    by Paul Lewis

    ...the print we saw was shit - dark as hell, a horrible murky 3D conversion. I was expecting it to be digitally projected, but it wasn’t and the print looked just awful - we were asking ourselves what the point of it was. The pod-race should’ve been a high-light but was a blurry mess. Even the lightsaber battle (the only other reason to see this in 3D) seemed muted. I was never a fan of this film (and as usual almost fell asleep in the god-awful middle section), but I’d happily sit through the Blu-Ray version than watch this in 3D again. Go along and see for yourselves, but all I can say is thank God we had complimentary tickets.

  • 3 pieces of cinematic shit.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:25 a.m. CST

    seriously...political intrigue and fart jokes?

    by FleshMachine

    for kids???

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:25 a.m. CST

    In 5 Days...you'll be seeing none of these classic scenes in 3D!!

    by performingmonkey

    The first 15 seconds is Vader breathing, some iconic and visually awesome shots from the saga, but none of that is in 3D in 5 days!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Wooden Acting in the PT...

    by Pawprint

    Jesus Christ - it's like they're all drugged in all three films. The dialogue may have been clunky in the OT, but at least the lines are delivered convincingly and with emotion. Think of all the times seriously strong emotions are expressed and voices raised in anger for instance, showing frustration, fear, surprise, etc, in the OT, and contrast that to the PT: I think the strongest emotion we see in TPM is Obi-Wan briefly shouting "Noooooooooooo!"; in AOTC, there's a brief argument between Annakin and Obi-Wan when they lose Padme, and Annakin does some strained whining at times, with a bit of badly-acted frustrated sobbing after killing the Tuskens. ROTS, yeah, there's a bit more emotion, but by then it's too late - I couldn't give a fuck about these characters. Most of the time the actors are sleep-walking through the PT.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Definitely not paying to see Episode 1 in the 3D, but 4-6? Mmmmm...

    by impossibledreamers

    Hard to resist the Asteriod Field from Empire in 3D. As well as the speeder bikes and fleet battle from Jedi.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:25 a.m. CST

    the original films are truly films for everyone.

    by FleshMachine

    because they are good, even great, films.

  • One summer I was dating a single mom and I'd bring over TPM for the little ones to watch. She and I would cuddle up on the couch while they laid on the floor glued to the tube. After the kids went to bed, I was in like Flynn. Two years later, different single mom, different kids, same result. Seriously, nothing got me more single mom pussy in the early 00's than my TPM VHS.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:30 a.m. CST

    I will not waste my money on the prequels...

    by bubcus

    ... I saw Phantom Menace 7 times in the theater trying to like it back when it came out. Attack of the Clones I couldn't bear to watch a third time. Revenge of the Sith was an improvement but... okay... I might cave for that one... maybe... maybe....

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Parents: please dont ruin the magic of the original films

    by FleshMachine

    by letting your kids see the prequels. i have 2 kids. i'm begging you. the prequels DESTROY THE MAGIC!!! i dont care if they "like" them..they are stupid little kids that will eat whatever we feed them. it is our job as responsible parents to not feed them garbage.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:34 a.m. CST

    IF YOU SEE THIS, YOU'RE PATHETIC - Umaga

    by my liege

    Says the guy named after a WWF wrestler. A not one from a good era like Jake the Snake or Randy Savage but rather one from where JOHN CENA is you main event champion.

  • Something so impossibly bad that it now has to be relived, because deep inside we feel like Episode I is what we deserved.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:40 a.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT!

    by ObiBen

    There's this giant fish, and then he gets eaten by a gianter fish and then...get that...the gianter fish gets eaten by an even gianterer fish. And then, this is so cool, this jedi guy explains that there is always gianterer fish to eat the gianter fish while this big eared cartoon platypus craps his CG hotpants!...Man, gotta see this in 3D, so exiting...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:41 a.m. CST

    The Phantom Menace: It's not your fault.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:42 a.m. CST

    I like

    by DocOpticus

    When after obi-wan watches qui-gon get killed, he runs to Darth maul just fukkin chopping at him!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:47 a.m. CST

    docopticus

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Yeah, that's a cool moment. Obi-Wan gently bouncing up and down behind the energy gate just waiting to have a go, then the doors open and he comes out all guns blazing. Or lightsaber blazing anyway.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Coming This Friday...where are the reviews

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Embargo??????????????

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Pod Racer Goggles

    by amrcanpoet

    Can anyone confirm that all AMCs will be handing out Pod Racer Goggle 3D glasses? I know quantity will be limited, but can't seem to get a straight answer from the AMCs in my area as to whether or not they'll even have them.

  • It was first and foremost DISAPPOINTING, which is some ways can be the worst kind of movie. PM was still much better than a lot of other movies that have come out since then. It is better, for example, than anything Micheal Bay has made.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:02 p.m. CST

    What the eff are you people thinking...

    by Adam

    Why on Earth would anyone go see this film given how bad it was the first time? This is the movie that brought Jar Jar Binks to us. The movie that had to be re-edited by fans to produce a remotely viewable film. Jake Lloyd, ex-squeeze me, metachlorians.I mean, really? The Gungans, the accents and what in the hell are you people thinking? This movie is awful. This is a movie that drove people crazy. It turned Lucas into a pariah and suddenly, he was the bad guy who killed the force. Don't go.

  • It's an easy decision to go or not go but this stuff was made for cinemas not to feed angst on laptops.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST

    I still think the prequels should have been one movie instead of 3

    by sunwukong86

    All that anyone wanted to see was the Obi Wan vs Anakin fight, they could have easily condensed the rest into a two hour movie

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST

    The 1st Phatom Menance Trailer ever...

    by DARKJEDI

    That's the closest I will get to watching this movie.... The trailer gave me goosebumps of what the movie could of been....It's still the greatest trailer ever to me....Ill shell money to watch THAT trailer in 3D before I shell money to watch the actual movie that shattered my expectations...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Ouch... yes... OCCUPY SKYWALKER RANCH

    by kirttrik

    Brilliant idea... let's take it back for the people.

  • My in-depth analysis: http://www.mormonmovieguy.com/2011/09/why-i-like-star-wars-prequels-and-why.html

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Oh and has anyone seen this interview with Jake LLoyd?

    by sunwukong86

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtkM2JPcHPo

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:12 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT!

    by ObiBen

    The bad guys invasion forces are so dumb they land half a planet away from the city they want to invade!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:12 p.m. CST

    aaple76

    by kwisatzhaderach

    You highlight the key misconception about The Phantom Menace, that it is a universally-reviled film. It isn't. It's hated by a small group of nerds that didn't realise they had grown up and expected a cinematic masterpiece from a filmmaker like Kubrick or some other great that they had moved onto in the years following Star Wars. In reality most people really like Phantom Menace, as you'll see this weekend when it's the number one film in America. Keep living in your hate-fuelled dream world though.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:13 p.m. CST

    the 3d re-releases seem to be averaging 40-55 million

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    so expect a lot more of them haha. This one will probably do about 50 mil? I'd probably check out Revenge of the Sith, and maybe the entire original trilogy. I'll go to the Phantom Menace 3d and pay $15 dollars if they let me drop my pants and shit on the reel. Or hard drive. How are the digital movies stored?

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:14 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT!

    by ObiBen

    The bad guys are so dumb they blow up ships in their own garage with giant laser cannons built for that purpose alone!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:19 p.m. CST

    My people are suffering, dying.

    by knowthyself

    Those Naboo streets are mighty empty princess lol.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:20 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT

    by ObiBen

    Although Pernilla August winces unconvincingly at her fake iPad as if she's watching some baboon hemmorroids documentary for 45 excruciating minutes, lil'orphan'Annie wins the race!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:21 p.m. CST

    YIPEEE!! in THREE DDD!!!!

    by knowthyself

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:24 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT!

    by ObiBen

    There is no flying R2-D2 cartoon in this one!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:26 p.m. CST

    So in episode IV luke used the force to destroy the death star.

    by knowthyself

    In episode I Anakin accidently, oops, destroyed the ship controlling the robots. Good thing he didn't accidently destroy the good guys ships instead.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:27 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT!

    by ObiBen

    Sand is coarse and gets everywhere in my buttcrack...Not like your skin, which is soft and doesn't get in my buttcrack...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:28 p.m. CST

    All sinking and no driving wassa yousa saying weesa not in trouble...

    by knowthyself

    Oh my god its like diarrhea of the mouth every time jar jar talks.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:30 p.m. CST

    One Dimensional Story---Two Dimensional Acting---but it's in ThreeeeDeeeee

    by Longtime Lurker

    Pass.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Hell to the NO

    by technomad

    I refuse to give George Lucas more money for so little in return. 3D sucks anyway.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:32 p.m. CST

    I'm pretty sure Phantom Menace WAS actually that bad.

    by kirttrik

    From the immaculate conception of Anakin Skywalker, to the living force's pseudo-science explanation being the midichlorians, it was actually that bad, Jar-Jar aside. I have never watched a trilogy that revolved around some mythic prophecy, were there is not a clear description of the prophecy in any of the films. He is the one to bring balance to the force. OK, how is the force imbalanced? Never really explained. If the sith are thought to be dead, and all is good, why is there an imbalance in the force, and why is there still a prophecy? Wouldn't they believe the Jedi general in charge of originally eradicating the sith was the chosen one and the prophecy already fulfilled. What the hell are the sith trying to avenge if they themselves kill each other until there is only two of them. If the force needs to be balanced, doesn't that mean there needs to be the sith vs. the jedi, maybe the eradication of the sith led to the imbalance, if that's the case why are they still trying to kill the sith, and not capture them or something. If cloning technology exists, why is Anakin and his stupid son Luke using robotic arms instead of simply cloning a new one. How come the long neck clone planet isn't still building clones in episodes 4-6, or are they, whatever happened to that planet anyways? The answer is that many answers to common questions were not fully developed in the script. And if they were, they were used as backstory and not written in, or something, making the whole film feel random and nonsensical. It would have been easy to make these films good, the bar was extremely low for me to like these movies. In fact, I do like a couple fan edits of them, but the official films are unfortunately unwatchable. Yes, they still are not as bad as the Transformers Michael Bay, but that's like saying Qaddafi isn't as bad as Hitler.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:32 p.m. CST

    I always liked Phantom Menace just fine...

    by DrBathroomMD

    And it's actually become my favorite of the three prequels. it is perfect? Naw there quite a few flaws in execution but it gets alot fo things right.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Nothing better than dated Wayne's World references in 3D!

    by Mel

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:37 p.m. CST

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ceuNC1GTM

    by MisterE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ceuNC1GTM is the trailer to watch!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:38 p.m. CST

    kirtrick--RE: "Balance" to the Force

    by Mitch

    I always saw the prophecy like this: There are hundreds of Jedi in the beginning of Ep I but only two Siths (Palpatine and Maul). In Ep III Anakin turns, kills all the Jedi except for Obi-Wan and Yoda. Two Jedi. Two Siths (Palpatine and Vader) = Balance to both sides of the Force.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:43 p.m. CST

    People defending the Phantom Menace

    by Volllllume3

    Now I've seen it all. For shame...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:46 p.m. CST

    I hope this dies on its arse at the box office

    by Amazing Maurice

    I'd fucking laff.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:48 p.m. CST

    People defending the Phantom Menace

    by Mitch

    Aren't nearly as sad as the people who have been trolling internet boards bitching about it for the past 13 years of their lives.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Remember when that guy thought Jar Jar said

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Only prequel worth rewatching...

    by Andrew Coleman

    Especially in this format. The pod-race and the final battle are pretty great. Undecided about seeing this or not I still have a lot of movies to see that you know... Didn't come out already.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Maxi Pad the Force

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:01 p.m. CST

    obiben: Please stop - I'm about to pee myself!

    by obijuanmartinez

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:03 p.m. CST

    @charlesbronsonsmoustache

    by scrote

    Did you like Phantom Menace? Sorry, man, had to ask...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:06 p.m. CST

    I'll definitely be skipping 3-D Phantom Menace

    by rev_skarekroe

    I MIGHT go to see Clones in 3-D. If the 3-D works, I'll probably check out the remaining films as well.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:08 p.m. CST

    And the best part of the movie: i.e. darth maul light saber fight

    by knowthyself

    Is edited to shit as he cuts between it and two less interesting things going on.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:27 p.m. CST

    ...

    by carlotta_valdes

    ...nope.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:31 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT!

    by ObiBen

    Jedis are so dumb they hold their breath when trapped in a room filled with poisonous gas although they have convenient scuba breathing aparatus in their pockets!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:44 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT!

    by ObiBen

    Tatooine slave kids can afford braces!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:44 p.m. CST

    I have a little respect for you guys that admit you'll see it

    by Chief Joseph

    I have no respect for the MY KIDS ARE MAKING ME GO crowd. Bullshit. Stop hiding behind your kids.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:44 p.m. CST

    I'll see it only if it has new scenes and shit

    by Pipple

    otherwise I'll just check it out after seeing something else. Really it's like re-releasing crystal skull. So yeah... not into it.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:47 p.m. CST

    It was a really bad movie; the worst Star Wars film by far.

    by David H Miller

    They can muck around with it all they want - VHS, DVD, BluRay, and now 3D!. It's still a piece of crap.

  • And when they go back to Naboo...again empty streets..nobody suffering...or dying...and suddenly they appear for the ending. Um okay Princess.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:53 p.m. CST

    I think I'll wait for the DVD

    by GARY MAKIN

    Oh, wait...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Obi wan is also a dick....

    by knowthyself

    Obi-Wan Kenobi. "Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life-form? The Jedi's are arrogant bigots no wonder they got over thrown.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:03 p.m. CST

    What the hell, I´ll see Phantom Menace.

    by Ditko

    It´s first 15-20 minutes feels vintage Star Wars, and it´s the best prequel. It is at least what Lucas wanted to film, whereas Episode 2 and 3 are just Lucas trying (and miserable failing) to win the fans back. The Phantom Menace is the best of the prequels. Having so little of Darth Maul and leaving you wanting for more actually works, and the soundtrack is the best Williams wrote in years. So, yeah, Episode 1 is alright. Fuck 2 and 3, tho.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:04 p.m. CST

    They aren't great...

    by Sandy

    But they can be fun and likely even more fun in 3D. I'm sure my kids would like to see them in 3D and I'd love the opportunity to take them to every Star Wars movie to experience them theatrically. But of course there's a downside...it means financing Lucas' next butchering of the classic films we all fell in love with so long ago.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:05 p.m. CST

    I GUESS JAR JAR ISN'T IN 80% OF THE MOVIE

    by Nerd Rage

    Based on those slimy tv advertisements.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:07 p.m. CST

    One more rant: The Phantom Menace has the coolest title.

    by Ditko

    From the prequels, I mean. Now I'm ready to burn in hell. I know.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:12 p.m. CST

    YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE

    by KilliK

    IN 3D

  • FUCK THIS SHIT! Any questions?

  • Mind tricks don't work on me. ONLY MONEY.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:26 p.m. CST

    iamatroll

    by ObiBen

    Youscruffylookingnerfherderyou...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:27 p.m. CST

    I'm so glad I don't have kids

    by Rupee88

    So many of you are getting dragged to these by little kids who have had time to develop taste in movies or entertainment. You have to sit around and listen to Justin Beiber too and hear all about that Kardasian chick. I'd rather stay single and bang a lot of chicks and avoid bad entertainment.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Also fuck Lucas for using original trilogy footage as a crutch

    by Margot Tenenbaum

    Pathetic.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Silly giant CG platypus!...

    by ObiBen

    ...Midichlorixs are for kids!

  • ...I don't see this doing terribly great business. Do re-releases EVER make much? I can't think of any off hand, but I could be wrong. I never actually hated Episode I...saw it in theaters, thought the Darth Maul fight was the high point and the pod races were cool, but the rest was cheesy and forgettable. That was my impression in 1999 as a kid. I still maintain that. Cheese mixed with well done races and fights. I can live with that. I've certainly seen far worse movies. Jar Jar isn't half as bad as that annoying singing CGI alien with big stretchy lips Lucas threw in to the other movie, or the CGI ants and gophers in Crystal Skull. We went from godly forces melting the faces of nazis to...ants. Really? And don't EVEN get me started on Shia LaBeoff and his swinging on vines with monkeys. I would have loved crystal skull despite it's flaws if not for HIM and THAT. Worse than Jar Jar, nuking the fridge, Noooooo, wooden acting, and Lucas' overall hard-on for CGI combined. I'd like to watch Jar jar beat Shia to death, honestly. Then he'd have my respect.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Star Wars talkbacks = Human Bear bating.

    by Keith Maniac

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:48 p.m. CST

    People will go to this

    by tomdolan04

    In the sense that the FACT people know it's bloody terrible is somehow reassuring. <p> A night out, then another few mocking it for good measure. C'mon George - if they threw in an option to have a Plinkett style commentary in the cinema I'd buy three tickets. Here in the UK it'd be like a Pantomime, I'm not sure if you have them as much in the States

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Yippeeeeee!

    by buggerbugger

    Little orphan Darth Ani approves, because he's a halfwit.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:53 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    For those parents wondering which of them should take their son to see this... Why not let fate decide. Blue you'll take the boy. Red, his muuuuder.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:56 p.m. CST

    A NEW NOPE

    by Robert

    Won't be seeing any of these in 3D. Yes I bought the OT on Blu for the archives (hey it was only $24) even though I'll probably never watch it. But it's ok because I made a freaking fortune on Redtails. Got back every dime I've spent on video releases 1000 times over, so it's all good. Won't be sending Lucas another dime until the theatrical OT is available on a modern format, fully restored.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 2:59 p.m. CST

    What appears to be an early review from down under

    by Samuel Fulmer

    http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/02/culturemodo-the-phantom-menace-3d/

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3 p.m. CST

    Whoa whoa whoa

    by lochkray

    I don't mind the prequel bashing, or people calling me an idiot for going to see it, but for those suggesting that I'm using my kids as an excuse to go see it, and that I would go anway: WRONG. I'm pushing 40, my wife hates sci-fi, and I'm a little past calling up my peeps to go hang out at the local cineplex. If not for the little guy who went out for halloween as a clone trooper, I would not be going. Not because I have any hate for the prequels, but because I can't afford to shell out twelve bucks to watch the same movie I already have on DVD...albeit with a puppet Yoda and no 3-D. I'll blame going to the movie on my kids, quite accurately. That I can enjoy it, despite all its flaws, is just a bonus for me.

  • DO NOT DENY THEM THE MAGIC!!!!!! i have 2 kids...neither will see the prequels...maybe when they're like 12..i'll say look: #1, there's no santa, #2-there's 3 more star wars films. sorry.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Best thing about the prequels: the titles. worst thing: the films.

    by FleshMachine

    i actually think they got progressively worse. phantom menace is the best all around stand alone film. it still sucks though.

  • Star Wars fans complain and complain about Lucas and what he did to their childhoods but, the truth is they just want him to shut up and take their money.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Meesa rather dead here than seeing that in 3-D. What is meesa saying?!

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Ric Ollie's bug eyes in 3-D

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Can't Wait!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Can we get an AICN Legends interview with Ahmed Best???

    by Samuel Fulmer

    To tie in with this release, but if we can't get him, how about the dude who played Captain Panaka, or that big fish monster thing that almost ate Qui-Gon/Obi/Jar Jar when they were in the submarine thingie?

  • My only copy of TPM is a VHS copy I got as a gift a decade ago. VHS is unwatchable now on my 50" screen, so I have not watched EP 1 in years, and haven't missed it a bit. If I'm not even willing to get a DVD copy, why in the hell would I pay the 3D price? Episode 1 is a horrible dumbed down kid movie with a shitty nonsense script. Absolutely nothing about 3D does anything to fix the flaws or make it better. I won't watch Jar Jar in 3D. I won't watch Anakin say yippie in 3D. I won't watch midechlorians discussed in 3D. I won't watch a meaningless pod race in 3D. If I'm at the theater seeing something else, I may sneak into the last 20 minutes of a showing. There is nothing else worth my time.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:24 p.m. CST

    3D Jurassic Park would be more appreciated

    by wcolbert

    Maybe even touch up a few of the effects, as well as they've aged, they could perfect them! But only if they did it right. Two scenes I always missed from that movie that should have been included: The T-Rex in the lagoon (sort of tried to make up for it with JPIII, but too little too late) and the underground raptor nests - kind of an important bit (and the fact that some got off the island was completely overlooked). Also ignored Hammond's death, Wu's death, etc... but still my all-time favorite movie. As far as other Spielberg/Lucas related productions though I'd rather see Indiana Jones in 3-D than the original trilogy of star wars...with such dated effects (even more so than Indy)...it just seems akin to putting a fresh coat of paint on the Titanic...at the bottom of the Atlantic. It'd still be old and rusty either way.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Disappointing.

    by Kevin

    TPM

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:43 p.m. CST

    You know what I wish they'd do?

    by Jon Forbing

    Charge five bucks for a ticket to watch just the Maul/Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fight scene in 3D. I would happily pay, watch, enjoy, and leave. Might even clap.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Even a really good smoke won't save this one

    by Norm

    As 3D doesn't affect the script, plot, dialog or acting, really the only difference between seeing it now and in '99 is that I didn't smoke back in the day. Would that take the edge off? Sure. But I can think of a hundred things I'd rather do while stoned than pretend TPM is a good movie.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Party like it's 1999?

    by CodeName

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:55 p.m. CST

    gotta feel sorry for the kids of some talkbackers

    by Bouncy X

    apparently its all "fuck what they want or what they like, fuck their opinion, they have to like the same things i do and god forbid if they even attempt or ask to watch something i dont like". imagine if your own parents were that way. i'm sure many of us got to see movies our parents didn't care about or wanted to see, but they did it for us cuz thats what parents do and kids should have a happy childhood.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Another problem is that when you start with Episode I

    by knowthyself

    The twist in Empire becomes old news if you've never seen the movies before.

  • I think a lot of kids' parents did. Actually dragged us to the theater after seeing it themselves. Was the beginning of many viewings. They didn't have to bear with it just to let us have fun. Funny huh?

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Still Don't Understand the Hate

    by Badger999

    I don't understand how there are people who are still enraged by a movie that's just shy of 13 years old. It's weird to me that some people couldn't move on with their adult lives (and I say that as someone with Star Wars tattoos). Watch the movies you like. Skip the ones you don't. If they affected your life - great! If they didn't, that's okay too. Enjoy what you get out of it and move on - there's just no value in harboring so much anger over movie franchise for kids.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:11 p.m. CST

    I know an 18yr old who Loves 1-3 and doesn't like 4-6...

    by conspiracy

    of course he is a whiny spoiled fuck who still lives at home, has his mommy wash his undies and make his lunch, doesn't eat pussy or go to college, and spends his life stoned playing Xbox and hanging out with his racist, rich but redneck, friends. I think that about sums up the generation that puts the Prequels above the Originals.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:17 p.m. CST

    @charlesbronsonsmoustache

    by scrote

    I had to ask, that's all. Don't much care for the prequels myself. Just wanted to hear (or read) your perspective...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:32 p.m. CST

    $20 to see the worst Star wars movie.

    by Phategod2

    Anyone who pays to see this is a moron.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Re: Also, For Everyone Going To See This ...

    by ArmageddonProductions

    ... you'll be watching the exact same movie that was just released on Blu-Ray THREE MONTHS AGO. Except, you'll get to watch it in a theater in that shitty post-conversion 3D that, so far, not one person who has ever seen a movie (CLASH OF THE TITANS, GREEN LANTERN, etc.) utilizing this process has ever had one positive thing to say about. I mean, seriously, I appreciate and even envy the fact that you have THAT MUCH disposable income, but at least think about it for a goddamn minute. Worse, you guys will be pissing yourselves to BUY it on 3D Blu-Ray the minute it gets released (again). I mean, fuck, man, I wouldn't triple-dip fucking APOCALYPSE NOW if they just re-released it in 4D and threw bullets and Marlon Brando's corpse at you during every screening. At the rate you dickheads are going, the next thing Lucas releases will be an IMAX screening of his wrinkled asshole for 2 hours, and you'll watch the whole thing with a greasy fistful of Gummi Bears, your Darth Maul collector's cloak and your fully-engorged penis. For Chrissake, SHOW SOME DIGNITY!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:35 p.m. CST

    I've said it before...

    by pumaman

    ..and I'll say it again. Darth Maul is the ONLY reason to watch this childrens story. The dialogue was awful, the pace was plodding and Jar Jar Binks is about as funny as herpes

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Actually the Darth maul VS Obi Wan and Qui Gon..

    by pumaman

    Fight scene is even better than most of return Of The Jedi ! Heck, they SHOULD have just released that scene in 3d. They'd sell more tickets.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Why you MUST SEE THIS!

    by SonOfTorah

    Because guys if this film flops at the boxo office we don't even get Revenge Of The Sith in 3D. Lucas has said that they have finished work on TPM and Attack Of The Clones and are waiting to see how THEY do before they commence work on Sith, ANH etc. So. You bail out on this film at the box office, and the chance of getting the original trilogy is basically FUCK ALL.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:40 p.m. CST

    People who bash the prequels for not being the OT

    by master_of_realty

    are fucking pathetic. They're still waaaaay better than most movies - all 3 of them are better than RETURN OF THE JEDI.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:48 p.m. CST

    I think people bash the prequels

    by Phategod2

    Cause they Fucking SUCK!.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Re: sonoftorah

    by ArmageddonProductions

    I just stated this above, but ... why would you want to see ANY of them with that shitball post-conversion 3D? None of them were shot FOR 3D in the first place, which means the 3D effect will be marginal, and the movies themselves will look murky and dingy. In other words, you'll have the repeated pleasure of paying $20 a ticket to see something on a big screen that looks marginally better than a DVD on a poorly-calibrated TV set and maybe there'll be some nifty depth-of-field effects in a couple of places. Then, you'll probably end up paying between $20-$100 (set) AGAIN for those inevitable 3D Blu-Rays, no extras, plus $5 for a tube of Preparation H when you realize they're the exact same fucking movies you just bought on Blu-Ray a while back that HAD extras, but with a mild 3D-ish effect in some spots.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:51 p.m. CST

    wow

    by dengreg31

    the assertion above that the acting was "wooden" because that's how the characters actually behave made me laugh for 2 minutes out loud... yes, as in LOL. Those lines were delivered so dreadfully people were snickering in the theater. Give me a break.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:54 p.m. CST

    @armageddonproductions

    by Sean1701

    Don't presume that you know the kind of people that will see this. There are many film fans that go back and see classics like "Lawrence of Arabia" at the Arclight because no matter how good a home theater set-up is, it will never beat the social experience of seeing a film in a theater. It's not about dignity. Dignity is something sports fans should show when their team loses. Crying and looting because your team loses? That's when you need dignity.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Meesa thinka this a-stinka

    by MisterManReturns

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Re: seymourscagnettisbruisedego

    by ArmageddonProductions

    People bash the prequels (and THE PHANTOM MENACE in particular) because they're terrible movies. RETURN OF THE JEDI was also a lousy movie, but it was at least preceded by two good movies and had the benefit of, you know, a screenplay written by an adult and directed by someone who hadn't spent the intervening fourteen years locked away in an office, counting money and playing with STAR WARS figures.</p><p> But since you asserted your love of the prequels ... which parts of THE PHANTOM MENACE really grabbed you? Was it the acting? Which actor really stood out for you? Was it the powerful dialogue? What was your favorite line and why? Was it the storyline? What was your favorite twist regarding the Trade Federation dispute or the vote of no confidence in the Galactic Senate? Can you tell me who the actual main character of THE PHANTOM MENACE even is?

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Re: sean1701

    by ArmageddonProductions

    If you're comparing THE PHANTOM MENACE in 3D to a screening of LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, you have problems that no amount of pretense on either of our ends will resolve.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 5:07 p.m. CST

    @armageddonproductions

    by Sean1701

    Read my above comment. Did I compare the two? No. Take a hike and stop trolling. If you're going be a dick about it, take it someplace else. You're assuming WAY too much here.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Then again...

    by Sean1701

    This is the talkback section of aint it cool news. This kind of verbal sparring is the norm..

  • $13-20 bucks just to watch some film you've seen 10 times before, only now it is in 3D? Fucks sake...I tell you what you easily amused motherfuckers...I'll sell you a ball of string to bat around for $20...at least it will be a ball of string you haven't batted around before.

  • but it isn't so

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Re: sean1701

    by ArmageddonProductions

    While I would never presume to knock you down from your spot as King Shit of Nerd Hill, you said:</p><p> "There are many film fans that go back and see classics like 'Lawrence of Arabia' at the Arclight because no matter how good a home theater set-up is, it will never beat the social experience of seeing a film in a theater."</p><p> That's pretty much comparing the experience of going to see THE PHANTOM MENACE in 3D to going to see LAWRENCE OF ARABIA at the Arclight. Now, unless you can quantify how a 13-year-old cash grab being retrofit to ride a current (and desperate) attempt to wrest as much money from the movie-going public as possible because it happens to have the words "STAR WARS" in the title compares to a fan of classic movies enjoying the experience of seeing one of AFI's top 100 movies of all time in an actual classic L.A. theater, I would point out that YOU seem to be the one trolling, especially when I wasn't disparaging the movie itself so much as I was pointing out that, yes, STAR WARS fans are that fucking gullible.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 5:39 p.m. CST

    I just watched this suck in 1080p...

    by Grimjack99

    ...I'm not going to watch it suck in three dimensions.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 5:43 p.m. CST

    The Phantom Menace

    by master_of_realty

    absolutely serves its purpose which is to tell a STAR WARS tale, set in-motion events that will lead into the OT, and remain faithful to the established mythos. No one has ever claimed that it features a mind-blowing screenplay or the best acting (acting has been an issue in STAR WARS films since 1977), but they are sufficient to make the movie work. Jake Lloyd is miscast, but he still serves his purpose and is quite good at points. Jar Jar is obviously the worst part about the entire series (save maybe Ewoks), but the film stays afloat dispite him. It features the classic music and the new stuff Williams wrote for it is fine. JEDI. DARTH MAUL. Jesus, people - it's a fun space-adventure with some great action scenes and gets the ball rolling on the epic six-part story of the Motherfucking Skywalkers and if you Star Wars "fans" can't like it for that, then there's not much else to say.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Merrick supports the Prequels.

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    Never forget that.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Everybody says "You're going to see/buy it anyway."

    by fastcars

    Well, I don't even own Star Wars on DVD, let alone Blu-Ray, and I definitely won't be spending the 3D versions in theater. So you guys can go f-ck yourselves, is what I'm saying. The Star Wars series is like an aging actress - used to be hot, but now has had so much cosmetic surgery, it looks stupid and fake and just makes you feel sad. I'd rather watch Lord of the Rings again. At least Peter Jackson doesn't change his movies to make them worse every two years. Jar Jar shot first.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Re: seymourscagnettisbruisedego

    by ArmageddonProductions

    If YOU like THE PHANTOM MENACE, you like it, no need to even defend that. If you're trying to convince me it's a well-made movie (let's not even drag STAR WARS into it), you just can't. I think my main issue here, though, is: why would even a die-hard PHANTOM MENACE fan wanna pony up $20 to see it in what may be the worst presentation possible, especially when you likely own the exact same movie on Blu-ray already? sean1701 already stated that some people will want to see it on a big screen again just because it's on a big screen with theater sound (so I assume you'll be taking it in at a "select 2D theater", sean1701?), which makes a sick sort of sense, if THE PHANTOM MENACE were some sort of timeless cinematic classic for the ages or something (and some of you sick fucks seem to think it is!) and if it hadn't just been released on Blu-ray 3 months ago. But the 3D thing makes no sense -- the post-conversion 3D process has already knocked a lot of the wind out of 3D ticket sales because the end result is so lousy and the movie itself, not having been shot with 3D in mind, will just be the same movie with a not-very-thought-out gimmick in play. You're not paying money to see a "great movie on a big theater screen", you're paying $20 to watch an unsatisfyingly-degraded version that may well detract from the experience of even going to see it.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:22 p.m. CST

    @ armageddonproductions

    by Sean1701

    To clarify, my point was that to see a film that has been out on home video for a long time being released in a movie theater makes the experience of seeing it differ from the home experience. While Phantom Menace may not be in the AFI top 100, Star Wars itself is there at #13. Is Phantom Menace better than Lawrence of Arabia? Depends on who you ask. Your attack on people simply because they show a positive interest (unlike your negative interest) makes you the troll. Internet trolls are people typically unleashing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander. For the record, I work in the film industry and love this kind of banter. There is no need to make personal attacks simply because you disagree with the material presented. As for the "King Shit of Nerd Hill" title, I'd rather be that than some hapless person vying for cred by trolling a talk back board.

  • will be obediently sitting in the theater for another Lucas atrocity. They are the same people who keep Transformer films in production. Go ahead and watch crap, but stop whining.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Please people, DO NOT SEE THIS !!!!

    by Tim Tringle

    We need to impress upon Lucas that his constant meddling with the original Trilogy needs to stop. The ONLY way that FOX and Jabba 2 (Lucas) will get it through their thick skulls that we are fed up is if we do not throw MILLIONS of dollars at them to keep this shitty shallow attempts at manipulation from working. We want the original Trilogy back the way it was in the best possible presentation. I would gladly buy 3 copies of the prequels to get it. But the more he lies his ass of and claims it's just not possible or TOO EXPENSIVE (Seriously, What the fuck?) the more I will do my best to block any attempt at getting my money or anyone elses. Don't give in to this prick until he at least gives us a pristine copy of the original Trilogy on DVD and Blu-Ray. Just a clean copy in non anamorphic DVD and Blu. it's not hard and if I had a copy of it I could do it myself. Now they release more crap in 3D and then will claim that "maybe" we'll get what we want in that Blu-Ray set release in 6 years. Vote with your wallet people, if you don't want them do repeat this over and over. Do not see this crap in the theaters.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Merrick, your a god damned hippocrite!

    by Tim Tringle

    If you don't like what George Lucas has done, then make sure you don't go see this crap and convince all your friends not to as well. If this movie breaks all records then you guys have nobody but yourselves to blame as Lucas will be completely vindicated. Why should he give us what we want when every time he re-releases this crap we buy it. HE won't stop until we do. FACT!!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:46 p.m. CST

    The theatrical OT is readily available on DVD

    by master_of_realty

    And Lucas can do whatever the fuck he wants with his movies.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 6:59 p.m. CST

    CHRIST is this shit hilarious...

    by LargoJr

    ... people absolutely LOATHED the prequels, with an almost RABID energy.. and yet I can see those same rage-aholics plunking down for tickets to see this new subway encounter where George Lucas reaches into your pocket, fondles your crotch for a few moments then pulls out the wrinkled wad of bills he finds there. Afterwards, EVERYONE who payed to see these again will feel that empty, guilty, humiliated angst. The effects will fade over time, and JUST as the victims begin to sleep again with some level of peace... George will come up with yet ANOTHER opportunity.. like that older relative you've always secretly crushed on, but felt SO guilty & humiliated for having enjoyed your unspoken encounters

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:07 p.m. CST

    EVERY single iconic moment of the STAR WARS saga is in:

    by one9deuce

    STAR WARS THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK RETURN OF THE JEDI and yes.... THE PHANTOM MENACE Nothing even remotely memorable or great from ATTACK OF THE CLONES or REVENGE OF THE SITH.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:09 p.m. CST

    I was once in a position to buy

    by lead_sharp

    the six films, on DvD (pre bd days) for 20p. I can't even be bothered converting that into US' it's so small an amount of money. 2...0...p I still don't own any of the six films because of what that bearded twat did.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:12 p.m. CST

    And for any talkbacker who says:

    by one9deuce

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Fuck the haters

    by Superponte

    You guys need to get in touch with reality. Are the prequels weaker than the originals? Yes. Are they the worst piece of shit ever made that ass rapes your childhood while punching your mom in the face? Hell No. Are these still better than 90% of the movies made today- hell yes.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:15 p.m. CST

    And for any talkbacker who says:

    by one9deuce

    They are George Lucas' movies, he can do what he wants with them.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:17 p.m. CST

    The tiny minority of 'fans'

    by kwisatzhaderach

    still crying over this is pretty sad. They come on here over and over again telling us how Lucas raped their childhood and how the films are absolutely terrible. They don't seem to realise they are a TINY minority. Millions of people love the films, as will be proved yet again this coming weekend when Episode I is the number one film in America.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:18 p.m. CST

    continued...

    by one9deuce

    You are absolutely correct. He CAN do whatever he wants to his movies. Unfortunately, what he wants to do to his movies makes him look like the biggest asshole in filmmaking.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:20 p.m. CST

    This minority is COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Sad 40 year olds who have been swept aside by a new generation of millions of 10 year olds who love Star Wars the way I used to love it as a kid. The are the real fans, not some bitter failures stuck in tedious, menial jobs who all think they know how to make films better than George Lucas.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:20 p.m. CST

    SonofTorah - I'm bailing out on this film.

    by Apocalypse_Pooh

    So. You bail out on this film at the box office, and the chance of getting the original trilogy is basically FUCK ALL.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Thanks one9deuce for proving my point.

    by kwisatzhaderach

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:30 p.m. CST

    the biggest asshole in filmmaking

    by master_of_realty

    Care to elaborate or is name-calling all you have?

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:31 p.m. CST

    First big box office, then Suck It, Haters

    by wellgoodgravy

    The prequels are admittedly dodgy, but they got worse as they went. This was the best of the three. If there's people who want it, they'll pay to see it. If you're a bitch, stay home for fuck's sakes.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Haters gotta hate ...

    by not_the_real

    it's all their hateful little minds are capable of. SW 3D?? FUCK YES!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Hatless Watto in 3-D!

    by wattos new hat

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Special Edition

    by sapno_krei

    TPM and AOTC are the SW films most deserving of Special Editions. I had been hoping for some vicious cuts a la THE PHANTOM EDIT, but alas, its pretty much the same movie we all just bought on Bluray. Wasted opportunity to correct some wrongs, GL.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 8:27 p.m. CST

    what's worse

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    3d Serbian Film extended special edition where you are skull fucked by a bloody 3d cock for 10 minutes? 3d Phantom Menace?

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 8:39 p.m. CST

    I saw TPM the day it came it out on acid..

    by dave

    It was sick, now damn anyone got any mushies/tabs for sale ? Otherwise ill be there on friday Blazin.... suck it Haters its SW and you will be there too...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 9:23 p.m. CST

    I need to elaborate??

    by one9deuce

    Every single major film with more than one version is available in EVERY version. Almost always on the same blu-ray. Like BLADE RUNNER which has all FOUR versions together for one purchase. If I'm just a "name caller", then give me one good reason not to have the original theatrical versions available to the MANY people who would like to have them. He's a film preservationist. But refuses to preserve his own. He knows that a very large portion of his fanbase wants the original theatrical versions but refuses to release them. Intentionally frustrating people is what an asshole does. Maybe you're not from America, but that is our definition and George Lucas is doing exactly that. And don't give me the the typical and tired "you're just a bitter original fan" response, actually give a defense for not releasing the originals.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Nope

    by Teddy Artery

    Not gonna see this one. I'll wait until Episode IV.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Best thing about Episode I - no Hayden Christensen

    by KongMonkey

    Worst thing about Episode I - everything else. All the members of the "George Lucas Kiss-Ass Club" think this will make a dent at the BO ... in the duldrums of February I feel obligated to agree. Unfortunately the members of the "George Lucas Kiss-Ass Club" are gonna look like even bigger asses when they show up at their local cineplex as the only person dressed as a jedi. The rest of us normal people have got better things to spend our hard earned money on than 3-dimensional retreads of cinematic dogshit and star wars action figures. But who am I to argue with inevitability. Go out there and fuck this franchise again, fanboys. Fuck it hard. Cause you sure as hell aren't fucking anything else.

  • Not that Lucas should be let off the hook. Lucas intentionally frustrates people because people let him get away with it. They do this by providing him with a steady stream of nerd dollars. He gets this money by: 1. continually appealing to people's weakness ("I hate Episode I but I just can't resist anything with the STAR WARS logo on it") 2. creating an air of fake populism around his films (week-long line-ups for premieres, that "fan" recreation of STAR WARS that happened to surface while he was promoting RED TAILS) which then feeds into itself. Lucas plays the geek audience like a harp. Earn his respect by cutting off a little bit of his cash flow. He may or may not have "raped" your childhood but he's DEFINITELY raping the shit out of your wallet.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 9:59 p.m. CST

    The one good thing to come out of this

    by Chief Joseph

    is that the Rotten Tomatoes score will probably get lowered. Critics were way too easy on it back in the day. Strangely the critics lashed out at CLONES even though MENACE was just as bad, if not worse.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 10:22 p.m. CST

    I'm glad Jake Lloyd will get a paycheck for this

    by Nem_Wan

    Theatrical re-rerelease means more box office which means more royalties for actors. Jake Lloyd was a little boy doing what his parents and George Lucas told him to do. If his life has been warped by all the shit then he might as well get paid. Also the OT actors pretty much only get paid when there's a theatrical rerelease because their contracts back in the day didn't anticipate all the ancillary revenue. However when they do get paid they get paid well. Alec Guinness's deal was reportedly for 2% of Lucas's 20% of the box office gross, back when Fox owned the movie -- not sure how it works now that Lucas has all the rights.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11 p.m. CST

    you gotta be kidding me

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    I would see Safe House 1st. Then I would see 2. Chronicle 3. The Grey 4. The Woman in Black 5. Man on a Ledge 6. Red Tails 7. Phantom Shitace 3d 8. Journey 2 9. Underworld 8

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Harry should reprint his review hahahahahaha

    by quantize

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Going

    by MadKirk

    Willingly taking the kids, and the wife if she'll go. Pretty excited that my son and youngest daughter will be able to see it on the "big screen" since they weren't born when it came out. It's a fun movie with the good outweighing the bad, by quite a bit. AOTC, on the other hand...

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:53 p.m. CST

    It's like the guys in the 501st who dress as Clone Troopers

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    I fuckin hate them and I hate Star Wars fans that are going to see this. Just keep giving Lucas your money for respecting all us fans who made it possible for his neck to be fat, his pockets to be fat; oh, and to obtain the amount of money to make the prequels.

  • Feb. 6, 2012, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Re: sean1701

    by ArmageddonProductions

    But you ARE trolling on an AICN Message Board ...!!! I mean, sorry to be the one to illuminate that point for you, especially since you're claiming some oddball superiority regarding your "work in the film industry", but you are! And in regards to "depending on who you ask" with LAWRENCE OF ARABIA being superior in any way to THE PHANTOM MENACE, I hope that the job description for your "industry job" is "production assistant", because, even with most studios being the recipient of the nation's creative miasma, that has to qualify as just about the dumbest statement on record.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 12:01 a.m. CST

    one9deuce, THEY ARE ON DVD BRO

    by master_of_realty

    The theatrial cuts of the Original Trilogy are on DVD. What are you talking about? And you're lucky that they are since Lucas (their creator) views them as incomplete.

  • My little boy might be old enough by the time IV hits the screens. Even though Lucas has trashed the OT with his godawful updates, it's probably still good enough to give my little boy that big-screen experience. I may yet change my mind about seeing the modified OT. But these prequels are just horrid pieces of junk. Empty shells, smoking ruins of something that Lucas once got but forgot.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 12:17 a.m. CST

    I don't just reject these as bad prequels.

    by Adam

    They are bad films. Period. Overwritten, pedantic and just utter tripe. ANd here is what kills me every time. People tink I'm being a fanboy by saying the prequels are bad films. Sorry. I get to have an opinion. And if you think there weren't hundreds of better films released the same year that TPM was your out of your mind.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 12:56 a.m. CST

    AOTC and Sith I might see. Most definitely Empire and Jedi if I can afford it

    by DanielnocharismaCraig

    AOTC for the Battle of Geonosis. Empire for Battle of Hoth. Sith for the Battle of Couresant. And Jedi for the Battle of Endor Space scene's. New Hope just doesn't wouldn't profit as much from a 3-d conversion and Phantom Menace is an abortion.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 12:58 a.m. CST

    But bottom line is that the 3-d conversion has to be near Avatar type 3-d.....

    by DanielnocharismaCraig

    to justify shelling out more clams just to see something you already know and own. And from what I'm hearing so far thats not the case. Not good.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Wht would you rather spend $ on? TPM or.....Chronicle?

    by ToughGuyRizzo

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 2:22 a.m. CST

    dammnit. *what

    by ToughGuyRizzo

  • ...because otherwise even Sports seem fake to the disenchanted fanatics.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 2:53 a.m. CST

    Seymour, I'm aware they're on non-anamorphic DVD

    by one9deuce

    And that was great when TV's were 4:3 ratio. Not so great on 16:9 televisions. And the "they weren't complete" argument is total bullshit. Did you not know that? Do you really think that Lucas in 1977 was thinking "Mos Eisley would be complete with a Ronto/Jawa comedy sequence"? Did you not notice he's changed the Prequels also? He had all the time, all the money, and all the resources to do WHATEVER he wanted, and he has already changed Yoda in Episode 1. Hell, Episode 1 isn't even the theatrical cut anymore. It's not about finishing anything, he has a compulsive need to tweak his films. Unfortunately it's like plastic surgery, the more tweaks, the worse it gets. Until the final version is just sad.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 4:04 a.m. CST

    SHIT.IN 3D.

    by KilliK

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Re: "The Prequels Are For Kids"/seymourscagnettisbruisedego

    by ArmageddonProductions

    Kids love watching twenty minutes of badly made government debate over the taxation of galactic trade routes. Claiming that these films are "for kids" would be a fine argument for why they're so badly made if there was actually anything in them that kids could find consistently entertaining ... and if there weren't actual well-made children's films out there that will be remembered long after the prequels fade back into the mildly-irritating obscurity from which they were threatening to sink into when this 3D shit happened.</p><p> seymourscagnettisbruisedego: how are WE "lucky" that Lucas released the theatrical versions of original trilogy on DVD? Don't you mean LUCAS is lucky that we liked those original theatrical versions in the first place? I mean, REALLY fucking lucky?

  • So stupid.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Will see it...

    by ZodNotGod

    Will enjoy it just like in 99, surrounded with friends, when I got a day off work and a story and quote in the newspaper. 13 years later, the film holds up. Still fun. Still Star Wars. Let go of the hate...get a life and move off if u must obsess and be compulsive. Still better than anything with a Hobbit. By a long country mile.

  • If you actually stuck to your words and didn't mention star wars again ever, I'd buy it, as it is, I don't. U keep coming back...always every time there is a Lucas related story posted. 13 YEARS LATER! I don't listen to babies throwing fits in exaggeration and over-the-top emotional declarations of it being the WORST THING EVER. Nope, not even close. It's no longer cute, so try again.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 12:11 p.m. CST

    it's tracking at 25 million opening weekend

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    el oh el

  • Kind of impressive that a movie of this scale could get made with such a hideously bad script. Blows Freddy Got Fingered out of the water.

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 2:17 p.m. CST

    vadakinx

    by brassai2003

    Were two fat kids chest bumping? Was Kurt Russell smiling... I miss the old AICN...

  • Feb. 7, 2012, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Sorry

    by brassai2003

    That theme gives me chills everytime I hear in a film context...

  • Feb. 8, 2012, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Bongwater

    by JIMBOCOP

    Are you the same Bongwater that posts on THE GTF message boards?

  • Feb. 8, 2012, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Bongwater

    by JIMBOCOP

    Are you the same Bongwater that posts on THE GTF message boards?