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Because There Were No Other Good Ideas To Be Found ANYWHERE In Hollywood, We Get...A BRUCE ALMIGHTY Sequel!!

Published at: Jan. 10, 2012, 1:07 p.m. CST

 

Merrick here...

Universal is looking to resurrect BRUCE ALMIGHTY - the 2003 film which found Jim Carrey's television reporter Bruce Nolan compaining too much about God, only to be given God's powers as a lesson.  

Given the current creative climate in the industry, one would logically assume that they'd go back to the drawing boards here and re-build the concept from scratch.  However, current plans seem to call for the new film to return Jim Carrey in the lead.  

The studio is in talks with the scripting team of Jarrad Paul and Andrew Mogel ("Hot Tub Time Machine," "Yes Men") to write a followup to the 2003 hit "Bruce Almighty."

...per THIS piece in Variety.  
 
In 2007, Steve Carell reprised is 'Evan Baxter' role from BRUCE ALMIGHTY for a spinoff entitled EVAN ALMIGHTY.  
 

 

BRUCE earned 'round $484 million globally...EVAN earned 'round $173 million.  No word on if Morgan Freeman will reprise his God role again, or whether Carrey's girlfirend in BRUCE...Jennifer Aniston...will be back.

 

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  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Fuck first...

    by Kill List Hammertime

    And fuck this film.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Someone just give Carrey an Oscar so he'll stop making movies.

    by phifty2

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:08 p.m. CST

    meh

    by paul burnett

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Evan Almighty

    by donkey_lasher

    I quite liked this one. What next, a Moses parody?

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:09 p.m. CST

    lame

    by Jesse Kroh

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:09 p.m. CST

    2nd

    by paul burnett

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:14 p.m. CST

    He was compaining...really.

    by dead youngling

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:15 p.m. CST

    How much is Carrey getting these days?

    by eric haislar

    Is he still making like 30 million a film?

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Stop stealing your news from The Zone, Merrick!

    by Ribbons

    Or at least give us a story credit, goddamn.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:17 p.m. CST

    "The Cable Guy" was great

    by pomofo

    I haven't seen it in about 10 years; I didn't care for it much when it came out. My mind changed when I watched last night. I think it's one of his better movies. It has aged really well.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Right, because Jim Carrey is SOOOO popular right now

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

    I wish every time my career started to flag, that someone would throw a cool project my way to help me get back on my feet.

  • YEAH!

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:23 p.m. CST

    I would rather see a Truman Sequel. A darker movie.

    by Ingeld

    Truman, ten years plus, out of the dome, married to Lauren, but unhappy now, longing for the more secure world under the dome of his past. He is constantly on the psychiatrist's couch, dealing with paranoia that he is still being watched and the feeling that he escaped one dome for a larger one. In a scene that mirrors the meeting with his father, he bumps into Christof, now a down an out director who know one wants. The story continues. . .

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:23 p.m. CST

    And there is a film executive right now

    by hallmitchell

    Wondering why 2011 had the lowest amount of tickets sold since 1995.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Great. Bible humor.

    by frank

    And not the good, satirical kind. The religion-friendly kind. The premise for the first one was incredibly stupid, and from what I saw of Evan Almighty, it looked even worse. Not to mention the fact that the title didn’t make any sense since Steve Carell was not given the powers of god in the movie. Should have been Evan’s Ark or something, except then I guess people might not have known it was a sequel to Bruce Almighty, so it would have made less money.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Jim Nabors is funnier than Jim Carrey

    by MST3KPIMP

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Jim Gaffahgan is funnier than Jim Carrey

    by MST3KPIMP

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Ace Ventura sequel or nothing

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Maybe the only Carey character I would be interested in seeing again, and just out of curiosity.

  • Rhianna and more Transformbots and Jim Carrey please seriously are we living in a mirror universe where only bad shit happens now?

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Ingeld

    by eric haislar

    You know i was thinking about the Truman show the other day and how sad is it that it has become a reality to a extent. The Kardashians and all of there bullshit are basically the Truman show. Only they are in on the lie. Sad that this is what people watch nowadays.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:26 p.m. CST

    How about Tebow Almighty??

    by Samuel Fulmer

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:27 p.m. CST

    2004

    by Samuel Fulmer

    The last year of Jim Carey semi-relevance.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Hollywood

    by RobertCrane

    I used to attend three, four movies a month. Most movies are shit these days. Until the box office numbers totally tank, like bringing in 20 million total and damn near zero rental, shit movies will continue to be made. Hell, you can make a case for direct to dvd or direct digital download now the fuckers are so damn greedy. They will find lint in your pocket to get a return. The actors, can you blame them, the right contract they can bring in 70 million from one film. Mel Gibson is making fuck you money from Passion Of the Christ, Tom Cruise the same from the Mission Impossible films. Movies suck for the most part lately.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:31 p.m. CST

    2003 - oh yeah, the year they killed the Matrix and Terminator

    by CARTMANEZ

    and Hulk was pretty disappointing too it was like THE BEST year to look foward to but the absolute worst in terms of having movie dreams shattered hopefully 2012 wont do that

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:34 p.m. CST

    I like how Evan Almighty is retroactively NOT a sequel

    by NinjaRap

    Despite how they tried to push it as a direct sequel when it first hit.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:34 p.m. CST

    But no Anchorman 2?

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    Life just isn't fair.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:35 p.m. CST

    erichaislar: It was prophetic.

    by Ingeld

    I am not a Jim Carrey fan, but I think the Truman show is an overlooked great film. It manages to examine the world of media, fame and celebrity voyeurism at the same time it confronts and connects it with the directly personal questions we all have about our anonymous, individual lives in terms of personal fears, egoism, our search for meaning and purpose in our world and for genuine relationships. It should be a classic.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Give me a Dumb and Dumber sequel.

    by Your Moms Box

    It's still Carrey's best comedy by leaps and bounds.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:39 p.m. CST

    I saw only a handful of movies last year...

    by emeraldboy

    and one of them was Inside job. the most outstanding documentary I have seen in years. The kings speech Inside job kung fu panda 2 or dreamworks love letter to communist china Pirates of the carribean on stranger tides. Lion king in 3d. and that was it. I avoided seeing black swan. Saw midnight in paris and contagion on download. contagion was very poor and utterly dull. I liked Midnight in paris though. especially the scenes in paris at midnight.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Almost typed Christ Almighty, are you fucking kidding me

    by proevad

    Wait. That seems about right.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:45 p.m. CST

    I'm as cynical as they come sometimes

    by tomdolan04

    but for some reason I can't hate on Bruce and Evan Almighty. They are 'nice' family films. I'm not religious, my wife is a bit spiritual, but when Morgan Freeman does the speech to Evans wife in the cafe about not being given patience, but presenting an opportunity to be patient - it's nice. <p> Bruce's redemption in the first is also OK. I've got a daughter now whose three and you do appreciate that sometimes it's ok to just have 'nice' films and allowing your genre passions to be put on the back burner. It amuses me most when TB'ers on here slate Evan Almighty (or indeed many films) purely on Box Office revenue. 'LOLOLZ IT WAS A FLOP AND COST LOTS TO MAKES FAILZ'. <p> So? I'll take Jim Carrey's family schtick over hacks like Brendan Fraiser and his ilk. <p> And The Truman Show...was a few inches off being a modern day classic. I can't quite put my finger on it. Bloody good though.

  • -Promethues gets R rating -Mountains of Madness gets greenlit (and to be rated R) for xmas 2013 release -another Mel Gibson epic greenlit -drop Tom Hardy and cast Mel Gibson as Max again -Spielberg starts work on Indy 5 for release xmas 2013 or summer 2014 -big budget movie of Quinn Martins The Invaders announced - Escape from NY remake scrapped..Q Tarantino teams up with J Carpenter to direct 3rd Escape film with K Russell as Snake -Cameron writes script/produces T5 for Ridley Scott to direct before he starts on Blade Runner 2 make all that happen and i'll be ok with hearing about stuff like Bruce Almight 2 being greenlit

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 1:59 p.m. CST

    alot of talkbackers dont have kids...

    by emeraldboy

    i dont. but I have always found carrey funny up until recently. Much funnier then adam sandler. there is some very funny stuff in Bruce almighty. I have seen all his films. the wealthier comics become the less funny they are. comedians are selfish when working with other people. Fionnula Flannaghan observered his when working with Carrey. very funny on screen, not so funny behind the scenes. carrey's scene with steve carell is so funny that it made physically sick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSWGRfktwmQ

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2 p.m. CST

    Ummm...

    by Jonas

    Wasn't Evan Almighty the sequel? Did I miss something!? By the way, both movies suuuuuuuck

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2 p.m. CST

    Jim Carrey is hi-larious!

    by Mugato5150

    Is it 1994 already?

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:04 p.m. CST

    not everyone thinks carrey is funny..

    by emeraldboy

    Liar liar is his best film. they all made me laugh. Why Carrey never got an academy awards for that milos Forman movie is a mystery. The man in the moon is Carrey's performance of a lifetime.

  • That would make me happy.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:07 p.m. CST

    As dumb as this idea is

    by seasider

    it makes more sense than Evan Almighty which was basically a desperate attempt to cash in on Steve Carrell's fame at the time. Never mind that Carrell played a character nobody liked in the first film. If they can get Carrey on board, the movie has a chance. Carrey's antics alone can often carry a bad movie with a bad script.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Jim Carrey should do...

    by Tikidonkeypunch

    Ace Ventura 3: Alrighty Rises Dumb and Dumbest Twice Bitten Earth Girls are Still Easy How about a Carrey/Sandler mashup...When We Were Funny (directed by Steven Soderberg) Eternal Darkness of the Scattered Soul How about a Carrey/Stiller mashup...The Golden Calf (a biblical comedy written/directed by Kevin Smith, set during the great Exodus from Egypt Carrey and Stiller play two jews who get fed up of waiting for Moses and created a golden calf as a scheme to get women to sleep with them. But soon the plot gets out of hand as people show how easily they can be led to believe in something and worship the calf. Special appearance by Will Ferrel as Moses)

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:17 p.m. CST

    I would like to say something, but Cartmanez just said it all.

    by baronweazle

  • flopped and you swore that you would never make sequel movies again,but i love love love both that movie and the original (and its Adventure PC GAME) and Ace Ventura is one of fav movie characters. Please make an Ace Ventura movie.PLEEEEEEEEEEASE.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:24 p.m. CST

    =Earth Girls are Still Easy =

    by KilliK

    FUCK. Gina Davies in a bikini sunbathing was one of those movie scenes which shaped my manhood. I love the original and frankly i am surprised that they havent remade it yet.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Sure Mr Poppers Penguins

    by tomdolan04

    wasn't the best - I don't like it as a family film in the way I'll give a pass to the two Almighty films. I liked the family dynamic relationships in those two which doesn't really feel the same in Penguins which is the kicker since it sets up Poppers redemption - Cheap visual gags and crass humour in places are staples of kids shows since time began but it's a fine art getting the balance right. <p> The only other film I can think of in the last few years without resorting to Wiki with Carrey was I Love You Phillip Morris and to be honest whilst it didn't set my cinematic world alight, I thought it was an interesting film and choice for Carrey. Yes Man was a fun little adaptation in it's own right too whilst not having a patch on the book, as is almost inevitably the case. <p> He's not as prolific as his heyday but to be honest, who is - that's kinda the point of the term 'heyday'. Even then he managed to kick out a few subversive choices against type like the aforementioned Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine which is excellent <p> I still maintain that whilst lower key these days, I can envisage Carry definitely having a few classics left in him.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Ingeld - That sounds fantastic

    by SavourTheSea

    I'd like to see that. I love the Truman Show.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:30 p.m. CST

    How about NEWT Almighty.

    by cookylamoo

    Just to see what he's do.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:31 p.m. CST

    disappointed to see him going back to the fatted cow

    by King_Ink

    I really liked "I love you Philip Morris!" I've always enjoyed Jim Carrey, all the way from his "Fire Marshal Bill" days, but I really thought he'd turned the corner the last couple of years and had matured into an actor. Sorry to see he's still willing to light his farts on fire for a buck... or a truckload of bucks.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

    by thelordofhell

    The best Jim Carrey will ever be in a movie

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:38 p.m. CST

    I thought Jim Carrey didn't do sequels...

    by Mr. Pricklepants

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Wasn't Evan Almighty a bomb?...

    by eustisclay

    ...seemed like it was. If they are gonna do a third film after a second installment tanked, how about that third Chinatown movie. Iknow I'm in the minority but I liked The Two Jakes and wouls love to see the final film(hell, I'd even go for a Towne penned novel).

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:43 p.m. CST

    A Bomb?

    by professor murder

    I'm pretty sure before Mars Needs Moms, Evan Almighty was the largest percentage bomb in Hollywood so far.

  • i quit last year carrey should do the same with movies and give us all a break. 17 years is a long time

  • See Will Smith and Tom Cruise.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Dumb and Dumber 2!!

    by Mandolorian

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Meh...

    by richievanderlow

    It could work.. I liked the concept of Evan Almighty as a sequel, but didn't care for the execution. I liked Bruce Almighty, but there's no need for a sequel. As with anything, if it's funny, I'll see it on video.

  • maybe Jerry Maguire 2 and Last Samurai 2 as well

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST

    post please

    by professor murder

    Dumb AICN talkback is getting glitchy

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST

    the religous right funded Evan almighty

    by emeraldboy

    and people stayed away from it once they saw the trailer. they thought that as america is conservative family values country. a comedy movie with a family values theme is what americans wanted to see. a man called evan becomes noah and builds an ark. people think he is crazy. but its his mission and he pursues his dream. and they all come together help him bulid his ark. or dont believe him. then god shows up. and suddenly they all believe. evan.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 2:55 p.m. CST

    mr incredible

    by professor murder

    Ace Ventura When Nature Calls and Batman Forever were both sequels to movies. Plus, he would have ruled himself out of any future Lemony Snickets movies if he had said that and his character was a main role.

  • including the MI films (each one) is there another actor with the same sheer volume of films that no one would ever want to see a sequels to? Jim Carrey? Villham Smit? Bradolf Pittler?

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:10 p.m. CST

    You say "They're making THIS instead of At Mountains of Madness?!" I say...

    by little_lebowski

    ... at least they're making THIS instead of a Back to the Future remake starring [insert current young actor you loathe here]. It can ALWAYS be worse.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Satan deserves his shot at Carey

    by Fred

  • providing it wasnt a remake and had Lloyd as Doc Brown (who actually looks like Doc Brown in real life now) MJF could have some sort of cameo. 2015 would be a good year to release it (30th ann plus the BTTF 2 time) i imagine it would deal with Quantum Mechanics, alternate timelines etc (like star trek) explaining why there isnt hover boards and Jaws 19 in 2015

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Eyes Wide Shut 2

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Directed by Steven Spielberg, Nicole Kidman recast with Katie Holmes much in the same way Katie Holmes was recast with Maggie Gyllenhaal.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Back To The Future Remake

    by tomdolan04

    Bieber as Mcfly, Jack Black as Doc, Lea Michele as Lorraine, Taylor Lautner as George. Cee-Lo Green to cameo as Marvin Berry. <p> WHO YOU CALLING SPOOK, PECKERWOOD? <p> Yeah I'll take Bruce Almighty 2

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:27 p.m. CST

    War of the Worlds 2: The Wrath of Ogilvy

    by CARTMANEZ

    did we see him die in the basement by Rays mighty hand?

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Back to the Future Mo-Cap remake

    by Samuel Fulmer

    With Tom Hanks as Doc and some young british actor who can't do a proper American accent as Marty. "Directed" by Bob Zemeckis with an updated hip screenplay by the writers of Work It.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:30 p.m. CST

    How about Mallrats on Bluray????

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Didn't Universal put that Kevin Smith MASTERWORK on HD-DVD? I mean I know that HD-DVD is the "superior" format, but there's like what 12 people in the world who still own one.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Or how about Rasing Cain on Bluray?

    by Samuel Fulmer

    The DVD looks like ass, and nothing says 100th anniversary like a batshit crazy John Lithgow!

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind II

    by SiouxCitySarsaparilla

    Charlie Kaufman, having a sense of humour, should write a script telling exactly the same story again, because the characters have forgotten what happened in the last film and like the audience are doomed to relive it.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Finding Nemo II: Dude Where's My Carp?

    by SiouxCitySarsaparilla

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Bad Boys II another from 2003 needing a sequel. Call it Bad Boys Tutu

    by SiouxCitySarsaparilla

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Actually on a serious note...

    by SiouxCitySarsaparilla

    If there's a film crying out for a sequel from 2003 its probably Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. That was a great film and there's a couple of dozen books in the series. In all honesty it probably deserved Best Picture that year out of the nominations that were made.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Master and Commander was a remake of Wrath of Khan

    by CARTMANEZ

    it was a lot better than Nemesis though

  • yes the sequels were terrible but they dont have to continue the R&R storylines. just start again as if they didnt happen (and obviously with a new cast) - sort of a reboot but still the matrix. do all the stuff they shouldve done for R&R - deeper levels of the matrix, matrix's within matrix's, more Twilight Zoney/Inceptiony like the 1st one, twists one can actually follow Call it The Matrix Rebooted heh

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 4:32 p.m. CST

    This could work if it was NC-17 and Carrey went totally dark.

    by Cletus Van Damme

    Come on...sure giving yourself a Saleen S7 and shoving traffic out of your way is cool on day 1, but you're going to start getting bored with all that power. You literally have no consequences to worry about and that's going to twist you. THAT'S that movie worthy shit. Show Carrey getting pissed off that there's a hair in his Taco Bell...he snaps his fingers and all Mexicans (legal or not) are instantly deported. Show Carrey making all women's clothing crumble to dust when they try to wear it. Show Carrey making his prick a mile long so that 10,000 women can lick on it simultaneously. Tip of the iceberg. After all this, the truly corrupt shit starts.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 4:32 p.m. CST

    If DC ever gets it's s**t together...

    by MasterShake

    Jim Carrey was born to play Plastic Man.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Second on the Master and Commander sequel.

    by 3774

    They stuck the first two books in the series together for the movie (Master and Commander, and The Far Side of the World), but there's plenty more material to draw from.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 4:43 p.m. CST

    How about Shindler's List 2 while they're at it?

    by HB_Dad

    Seriously, unwarranted sequels need to stop!

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Passion of the Christ

    by professor murder

    This film DEFINITELY needs a sequel. I love fairytales.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:08 p.m. CST

    the religous right funded Evan almighty

    by emeraldboy

    geddit. evan almighty. Evan rhymes with Heaven. the religious right bought into into straight away.

  • AICN should require an IQ test before posting.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Sequels should never be made. They all suck.

    by XxSoulFlyxX

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Choppah

    by ColaJacket

    Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Anniston have lesbian sex? Well, you said a horse licked her.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:24 p.m. CST

    So Ace Ventura 3 is next, I suppose?

    by Ricardo

    Like a glove!

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Onan Almighty

    by CreamCheeseAlchemist

    God is displeased at his waste of seed.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Would like to see Carrey in Waschowskis Bros. Plastic Man movie

    by Crimson Dynamo

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Meh.

    by Mike

    I believe the Farrelly Bros. are already working on a new Dumb and Dumber movie for Jim and Jeff Daniels, so I'll just wait for that. A new Ace movie would be cool too, but hey...

  • Saw it the first time and blew past it. Saw it the second time and thought, "That's just sad."

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Won't happen. Jim Carrey doesn't do sequels.

    by ChickenStu

    He vowed he'd never make another one after the dissapointment of Ace Ventura 2, and bless him he's stuck to his guns. Dead already.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Why not? They made a Muppets sequel

    by FeralAngel

    And a Chipmunks sequel, and a Cars sequel, and a buttload of other lame-ass unwanted sequels. That's show biz.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 6:21 p.m. CST

    The Power of God...

    by Josh

    ...must be used in full. But what's funny is that Bruce finds out each parallel Universe has its own God. Suddenly the God Wars begin. The Gods make a deal not to interfere in their creations' bid for cross-dimensional conquest. So we have humans and other beings of our Universe uniting to fight beings from parallel Universes and you see planets being destroyed and these demi-god like beings with super powers... blow me.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 7:49 p.m. CST

    proposed title --- LORD ALMIGHTY: ANOTHER DREADFUL SEQUEL

    by Wacky Packages

    yay!

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Why?

    by Yelsaeb

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Jim Kirk is funnier than Jim Carrey

    by Triple_J_72

    Especially in "Turnabout Intruder." ;-)

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Betamax lives as

    by Mace Tofu

    Sony Digital Betacam. Available in 6, 12, 22, 32, 34, 40, 64, 94, and 124 minute lengths.

  • Mark my words.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Can't be Mormon Allmighty if Morgan Freeman's coming back

    by Mugato5150

    It was the Mormon doctrine that blacks were subhuman until they changed it in the 1970s so that could be a bit awkward.

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Morgan Freeman would sell his own grandmother for a buck

    by Wookie_Weed

    He doesn't give a shit about 'black rights'. He phoned in his performance as Mandela, and he's on record saying, 'fuck Africa, I'm glad my ancestors were slaves and I was born in America.'

  • Jan. 10, 2012, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Schindler's List II: Schindler's Pissed

    by theQuintessentialNorton

  • Jan. 11, 2012, 3:12 a.m. CST

    Oh this is rich...

    by v1cious

    People on AICN complaining about Jim Carrey not making anything original. Where was your support when "I love you, Philip Morris" came out? If anything, you guys encourage him to make these awful comedies.

  • Jan. 11, 2012, 4:33 a.m. CST

    Sandler's List, starring Adam Sandler

    by SiouxCitySarsaparilla

  • Jan. 11, 2012, 8:17 a.m. CST

    South Park title- Bruce Almighty 3: Go Fuck Yourself!

    by UltraTron

    Jim Carrey is back!(fuck you) And this time God is up to his old shenanigans!(eat shit and fuck yourself) So it's up to Jim Carrey and gang to sorts things out!(fuck yourself with a rusty pipe)

  • Jan. 11, 2012, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Me, Myself, and Irene 2

    by Rob

    I'd rather have a Me, Myself, and Irene sequel. I think that one was a really underrated comedy.

  • Jan. 11, 2012, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Goddess Almighty

    by CreamCheeseAlchemist

    A televangelist discovers Wicca is the true faith when he meets God's equal partner played by Tyler Perry.

  • Jan. 11, 2012, 3:02 p.m. CST

    My high school religion/gym teacher is Jim Carrey's cousin

    by Johnno

    I remember one apt pupil in class asked him if Jim Carrey ever sent him any money. He looked him straight in the face and asked him, "Do you ever just send any of your cousins any money?" True story!

  • Jan. 11, 2012, 10:50 p.m. CST

    At a certain point, you'd think Carrey would just throw in the towel...

    by Orbots Commander

    ...if all he can get now are sequels to Bruce Almighty and Mr. Popper's Penguins. It's over, dude. Wasn't he getting $20-30 Million a movie for a few years in the late 1990's? You'd think after a few of those, he'd just cash in his chips and sail the Caribbean for the rest of his life. What'd he do, spend it all on hookers and blow?

  • Jan. 12, 2012, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Satan has given powers to Will Ferrell, a greedy banking CEO

    by krabklaw

    ..and God gives powers to Jim Carrey to take him down. Add Jennifer Aniston in a wet T-shirt contest to raise money for a newly poor family. Blockbuster!