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Is This Another Trailer For THE DARK KNIGHT RISES? Not Exactly...
Nordling here.
Remember that Sweded AVENGERS trailer a couple of months ago? Well, those same guys went and did the same to THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. I know what you're thinking - how in the hell did they pull off the football stadium collapse? Well, watch it and see...
Love the shot of the Bat-flying-thingy at the end. And the singing of the theme, of course.
Nordling, out.
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Its shit just like the real trailer.
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by which I mean, shit that is funny
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Love it!
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Seriously,
That's a FACT -
really..?
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I couldn't decide if it really was 'tongue-in-cheek' humor, or just plain stupid. My eyebrow got a workout at least.
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But that was still not too bad. The collapsing football field was classic.
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Dec 22, 2011 4:22:00 PM CST
It's kind of amazing how fast they can put these together -
by justmyluck
- but also sort of geekly disturbing in the attention to detail and effort involved.
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Oh sorry it isn't.... even the movie that inspired it flopped. Nobody really knows what it is apart from the 3 people that watched 'be kind rewind'. I think two of them work for this website.
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Be better than this! LMAO!
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That was... um.. I dont really know what that was.
Simply remaking the trailer on a zero budget and hoping it would be funny?
They get a few points for effort but for comedy, I think they need to try harder. -
Gotta admit That got me good.
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RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE BATS
METAL GEAR RISING: BATMANGENCE
as for the parody thingy. 2 parts stand out. Basa Gay Gay which will forever be how I hear that chant. And the "what?" Other than that, I declare this to be an OUTLAAAAAAAAWWWL! -
that's all i heard.
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Oh, I must be the third one! Because I thought that was hilarious and amazing!
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I wish my life was so fucking pointless that I had that much time on my hands. Then I wouldn't have to get up early and shit.
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...the que que pasa pasa was the highlight. I fucking snorted.
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was a spot on impersonation.
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Actually, what impressed me the most is how the guy doing Bane is impersonating his body language, and doing a damned good job of it.
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How normal, functional people can have so much free time on their hands that they can do this sort of shite.
Fucking students. -
I can't see shit at work. >:(
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Also Wayne going "What was that?"
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Dec 22, 2011 5:20:01 PM CST
Voiceover for Bane in this is better than in the actual trailer
by surekillshot
FACT!!!!
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Dec 22, 2011 5:20:30 PM CST
THAT WAS AWESOME, I HAVEN'T SMILED SO MUCH ALL WEEK...
by boredbluekoala
Funny and actually really well made considering the shoestring budget.
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Pointless as everything except an indicator of how much useless free time this group of geeks had.
The direct opposite of funny. -
Good job as usual, guys. You're a credit to illiterate retards everywhere.
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they made it with a wink and it still has a passionate feeling
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Dec 22, 2011 5:51:35 PM CST
I like the Animated Series remake of the teaser better.
by royston lodge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EjSlqNACts
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What a phenomenal waste of time and energy.
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Dec 22, 2011 5:55:09 PM CST
Actually, it would be cool if people in the movie asked Bane to please repeat what he just said.
by hank henshaw
After all, Nolan thrives for realism in his movies, and you can't get more real than that.
Imagine the crowd in the football stadium looking confused at each other after Bane's speech. "What the hell did he just say?", "Fuck if I know, couldn't understand a word."
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Eh, I don't know, I liked the Avengers swede they did but this seems like going back to the well one time too many (Law of Diminishing Returns being what it is and all). Part of my reaction might be dreading the inevitable wave of parodies pointing out how hard Batman and Bane are to understand (OMG How comes no one's pointed this out before?!).
And I'm ashamed to admit I did make note of Catwoman's, um, increased assets in the parody. -
One reason is because Christopher Nolan's batman films really don't remind me of the Batman that I grew up reading for the last number of years.
I want a no-name actor to play The Batman in the reboot and this time I want a kick-ass batman costume along the lines of what Jim Lee created.
Next, I want somebody who fits the look of Bruce Wayne/Batman.
You know....
SOMEBODY WHO FITS THE SUIT, RATHER THAN SOMEBODY WHOM THE SUIT NEEDS TO FIT.
Let's face it. CHRISTIAN BALE JUST ISN'T RIGHT FOR BATMAN. I and many others were hopeful, but in finally seeing the film, something just did not ring true to me. He simply dosen't fit the role. Not to say that Bale is not a good actor. Because he is very talented in many roles he plays. He just is not right for that particular role.
When THE DARK KNIGHT came to the theaters, I had the exact same feeling. He just was not feeling like Batman to me. He felt more like Batman's son Batboy than he did a man.
However, there actually was an actor in that film whom I felt would make a much better Batman. He played Harvey Dent. And his name is Aaron Eckhart.
He has a good squarish jaw and the right build to play Batman. Maybe the two actors should have switched roles. Yes! Now it works better!
can you picture it?
Yes!
By the way, That suit they designed was pretty god awful!
Look, Keep the Suit Simple! It's a dark grey or black costime with a dark cape and cowl and a bat-symbol on the front.
No need to overwrite history yet again dudes, it's already been perfected time and time again.
Take a hint from THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN film next time. There's no need to overwork a concept that is already engrained in pop-culture.
Tweak it a bit, but don't go crazy.
Anyway, the current Bat-films aren't bad. They're actually pretty fun to watch. Nevertheless, we fans of Batman don't want pretty good. We want GREAT!
Just Like Superman:The Movie, Superman II, Spiderman, Robocop, and many other greats,
Batman should be one of the Greatest films of all time as well. Not just good, But great!
Thank God for Heath Ledger R.I.P.
He was the savior of the entire film. Probably his greatest role ever to be seen by him again.
Ah, well. Ok Hollyweird, bring on the Reboot!
AND MAKE IT GREAT THIS TIME!!!
Jesus, if You need help, I am available for consulting. Be happy to oblige.
Later everybody.
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http://batstud.blogspot.com/
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Is it summer already? i am bored.
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Dec 22, 2011 6:40:28 PM CST
it's not really that funny of you recreate the original video shot for shot and word for word.
by eroticoven
it was funny in Be Kind Rewind because you could tell they were recreating the original films from memory.
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From Inspector Gadget.
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Dec 22, 2011 6:59:44 PM CST
I'm not going to just openly rag on this as so many other fanboys are sure to do, however...
by theseeker7
My primary comment is, if they're bothering to go thru with this endeavor as it is, they can't pick a better location for some of those shots than in the dude's living room, for where they're supposed to be in relation to the real movie?
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No just terrible.
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Are the lowest level on the pathetic pole. Come on! This is funny stuff. You bitter fucks... Be Kind and Rewind was a great concept. Just because it didn't make $200 million in the box office doesn't mean shit. Stop being bitter you trolls.
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Dec 22, 2011 8:22:20 PM CST
Agreed about HUGO, saw it yesterday. Talk about a movie with a very tiny target audience.
by zillabeast
Unless you're in the industry, or have a DEEP love of film or are a student of it, you really have no fucking idea what the whole thing is about.
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Dec 22, 2011 8:27:28 PM CST
Seriously, some of you act as if you had no fun in your lives.
by thenotoriousdrb
I know that it is unavoidable for geeks to not be jealous and hateful. But come on.
You mean to tell me you spent your entire lives alone in your bedrooms, with no friends that weren't either imaginary or on the internet?
Half the fun of making silly videos like this is the fact that its something that friends are getting together to do. Human interaction. It can be enjoyable.
Honestly, you can hate the concept, but to question what they are doing, or why...well you poor fuckers simply have no soul, while you pretend to be too cool for school...WHILE POSTING ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD.
Who are you trying to fool?
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Does a pretty good Doctor Claw voice, I assume that's what he was going for because it sounded nothing like Tom Hardy's Bane voice.
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SOMEONE at AICN has either read some sort of script for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, or, have heard a lot of spoilers about it.
The only time this site posts useless stuff like this is when someone (Harry, usually) has seen a big release early, or, has read or heard the scripts or spoilers for said big release and doesn't want to comment on it. So, they run "puff' pieces like this and the "R" post.
A contributor for AICN knows something about THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and will not reveal it.
The AICN of '99 are hanging their heads in shame at how the AICN of '11 are acting now.
Mark my words, if they haven't already, SOMEONE on this site will read a scriptment/synopsis of this movie and won't write a thing about it until their "official" review where they'll rub our faces in how they've known certain tidbits about this film for quite some time, but, decided they didn't want to "ruin it for us". Then we'll sit here and ask ourselves why are we still reading this site.
They know something.
Don't let them get away with this!
Be brave.
BE BRAVE! -
The statement that these people have way too much time on their hands is completely valid. If they were 10 year olds, no prob. But they are the coddled young adults that are set to utterly ruin our civilization. Yea, I just said that, and it's true.
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and fast. :) I especially liked the sound effects and the stadium collapse.
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Why?
Because in your response, you clearly believe that this is all they do with their lives.
I'm sure these people have jobs, lives, friends and family.
There is no such thing as having too much time on your hands when you are doing something that brings you a sense of joy.
I could argue that you have too much time on your hands when you spend what time you have knocking others.
Who are you in the grand scheme? -
but shame on AICN for posting another Batman article just in hopes of getting more hits... fuck, it worked
PS: and I didnt see this video originally on slashfilm, so does that mean AICN actually did work today? -
I think the big factor of us saying that is that in a short window, they managed to recreate a trailer, scene from scene...
Im sorry, but to be able to pull THIS off (if they did Batman Begins, it would be different) so quickly means they dont have much to do in their lives. unless they saw the trailer in super advance
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HEY NOLAN, YOU FUCKING AUTEUR....DID YOU EVER THINK THAT IF THE AUDIENCE CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE GIMP IS SAYING, NO ONE IN THE MOVIE WOULD EITHER????
THATS REAL LIFE, YOU FUCK -
Virgins each and every one.
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Sorry, but no. I appreciate creativity, but this isn't that. This is aping something that was being creative (and honestly didn't do it that well considering the movie was kind of terrible). That's the opposite of creative. I would actually be more interested if they put real effort into it instead of being purposefully terrible. Ironically bad might be funny when it's done for the first time, but they aren't adding anything to it the fiftieth time through. It's like seeing someone reenact Napoleon Dynamite seven years later. Funny right?
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Dec 23, 2011 4:56:23 AM CST
The chant sounded to me more like "Balla balla! Fick dich!"
by derlanghaarige
I guess you have to speak German to appreciate this.
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Just like most of these spoof parodies of blockbuster movies.
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I think you got the whole idea behind it wrong. This isn't about "copying something ironically bad", (this is more something that THE ASYLUM does. And they do it to make money with it!) it's more about "remaking something in a fun way, with less than the toilet cleaning budget of the real movie".
It's all about fun and creativity. Mostly fun. And to be honest, it doesn't matter if you like it or not, if you hold such a big grudge against a group of people, who spent a few afternoons with doing something for shits and giggles, you are a sad person. -
with my three year old son. It end and he goes Daddy those Avengers are creepy. LOL....so right.
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We watched the avengers one after The Dark Knight Rises.
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I'll be saying this all day at work
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Dec 23, 2011 6:53:34 AM CST
At least I understood what Bane said in this one...
by randolph_manboobs
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That was fun and creative.
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Good points about the suit. I always thought it was armor but I can't remember Batman ever being shot in the Nolan films (I could be wrong and if I am people will no doubt tell me).
But a more fabric like version, closer to the comic, that still looks good on screen is where they should go for the ineveitable reboot. -
Dec 23, 2011 7:46:50 AM CST
Not up there with with T2 swede, but I do like the appearance
by openthepodbaydoorshal
by (I believe) Blue Thunder subbing for the BatWingyThing. At always extra points for cleavage...
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Dec 23, 2011 7:47:03 AM CST
Even when something is created by fans in good fun, some of you still shit on it
by atkinson
These folks are fans and they made a good effort; what have you done: just crap all over it. God, I hope you jerks NEVER get laid.
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Dec 23, 2011 7:48:53 AM CST
Annnnd...another argument for practical effects versus
by openthepodbaydoorshal
CGI....
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Dec 23, 2011 9:48:53 AM CST
Mt Plinkett reviewed Indy 4. Where's the news story about it?
by ricarleite4
http://redlettermedia.com/
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Either they're doing this in a purposefully bad way or they're truly incompetent. Either way it's sad and unfunny.
It was funny and cute when it was done in Be Kind, Rewind. It's not funny anymore -- it's some tool doing Church Lady for the eight hundredth time because he still thinks it's funny. It's the guy that just heard about planking and wants to show you what it is because it's so hilarious.
Why not think of a fresh and original way to ACTUALLY parody a trailer instead of applying the same stale nonsense to every fucking trailer that comes out. Because if it was funny a few year ago, surely it's funny now, right?... Sorry these are lame, unoriginal, and uncreative. They certainly don't merit a post on AICN. -
so many dumbasses on this thread
and so many whose sole goal in life is to suck nolan's cock -
cuz it sucks so much
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is almost as absurd as reviewing an actual trailer
LOOOOOOOOOSERS -
I am reminded how humorless and pretentious all you fucks are.
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I'm not humorless or pretentious. But everyone has their limits and this sinks beneath mine.
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In this case it should read "those who choose not to... critique." ANYONE could make this. Anyone. Most probably choose not to because it's not that funny and someone else did it years ago when it was actually clever. I would be impressed if they applied TALENT to it instead of making it purposefully terrible. If I could see an actual talent being employed, then great. Someone did a stop-motion recreation of the opening scene to Raiders. That impressed me. This is high school level AV skills being applied to a stale joke.
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Dec 23, 2011 12:13:13 PM CST
There should be a section on this site label fan crap
by 1badmutherf@cker
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I typically can not abide amateur mash-ups, parodies, or remixes of existing material. There is nothing clever in remaking someone else's material on a shot-for-shot basis (Hello, Gus Van Sant). In this case the individuals are actually re-purposing a concept (sweding from Be Kind Rewind) that is essentially based on re-purposing someone else's creation.
I'll admit that the people that made this short show a bit of ingenuity in depicting the scenes from the trailer. But why can't they focus that energy on creating something distinct? The answer is that it's obviously easier to copy than create. The ONE original gag that was included was the lame quip about Bane's voice. The rest just seems like a monumental waste of time and energy.
I'll never understand why people think it's inventive to take a trailer and re-edit it to change it's genre or ironically insert a musical cue from another film for a “comedic” effect. How many YouTube trailer remixes were released that substituted the Inception theme to invoke “humor?” If you have the time and passion to make a short film then try to do something ORIGINAL. Don't just take a bunch of existing material, rearrange it and then claim it as your own.
There are about one in ten thousand of these parodies that show some ingenuity. The rest, like this one, are just lazy and boring exorcises in self absorption. -
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING ON THE INTERNET?
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PASA PASA QUE QUE PASA PASA!!!
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Or (probably more likely) none of them know anything so they are forced to put this stuff up. That Oldman MTV interview was from AT LEAST a month ago.
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Fuck off.
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They have no lives
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Didn't mean that to say the critics have no lives.
There were pseudo-quotes around that first part so most of my post did not...post.
What I meant to say is why is everyone leveling serious criticism against this innocuous little thing they've made for fun?
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Dec 23, 2011 3:07:04 PM CST
Since choppah graced us with a Black Christmas Edition of Fudgepack Friday
by lv_426
I am going to throw out an early Does She Swallow Sunday since it might be a tad bit unclassy to do so on Christmas Day.
I think we shall go with a White Christmas Edition of Does She Swallow Sunday...
Since we've been graced with The Dark Knight Rises trailer this week, how about the pasty skinned Anne Hathaway? Does Selina Kyle swallow Bruce Wayne's bat juice, or does she need to dress up as Catwoman for Batman to rise?
As for Gabourey Sidibe choppah, I'd say she allows access to her rear end, but as you stated, you gotta be quite long and strong to penetrate that abyss. -
i like batman but i cant picture him liking sex. s&m shit yea, but blowies? na
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i like batman but i cant picture him liking sex. s&m shit yea, but blowies? na
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Dec 23, 2011 6:06:41 PM CST
The sticky molten seed ran in rivulets from the corners of her cavernous orifice...
by conspiracy
Anne swallowed hard, taking the last thick swallow of the spunk pooled upon her velvet tongue. She looked up at him lustily, her over large eye's glistened, tears streamed from their corners; evidence of the exertion required to take his manhood so deep into the confines of her long neck.
Anne took a long gasping breath, filling her ample chest with sweet life after willingly chocking off the supply of air in her struggle with his cock; then slowly, lustily licking the remnants of his lust and her thick deep saliva from her lips as she mindlessly rubbed the spillage into the soft natural flesh of her heaving chest.
"Oh..God!", she hissed as her body writhed in pleasure, "I'm still sooo hungry...and we have at least 30 minutes before we're needed back on set". She still felt his thick jizz coating the inside of her mouth, the salty taste stimulating her madly, her mind controlled by her lusty hungry twat. "Come on baby....give it to me." She hissed.
The actor looked down at the sweating, pleading actress on her knees at his feet, watching her pull her large erect nipples as she worked the last drops of cum into them. "No time Love...gotta get back on set. And please, no need to be formal...just call me Christian"
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There is only one way this is gonna end, as Nolan himself has said it will go full circle, which means Bruce Wayne will start and end the trilogy behind bars....
Assuming that happens, then someone would take up the mantle as "The Dark Knight" which is where the JGL character comes into play...
Remember this is Nolan's REAL Batman... he will save Gotham and still be thrown under the bus when the time comes, the Mayor is crucial...some guy called Cobblepot maybe? -
You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a mouse.
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I'M GONNA OPEN UP MY OWN MENTAL HOSPITAL WHERE THEY LISTEN TO PEOPLE
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oops
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This was really funny. Well done!
I'd love to see all of the lazy fan-boy critics come up with something, but they sit on their fat asses at the computer to type in BS put downs. Gag on it boys, gag on it. -
I come back once in a blue moon when I'm bored, only to find the pretentious ones expressing their "opinions" for why things are crappy, such as this post. Lighten the fuck up! I found the shot-for-shot pretty amusing, nothing great by any means. But to critique and bash it to no end? Get a fucking life, losers. You're stupid.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKWA2bIq8U&feature=fvwrel
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