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HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 - possibly NSFW Opening Day Poster!

Hey folks, Harry here...  Human Centipede 2 opens in theaters late night tonight and on PPV shortly thereafter.   I missed the film at FANTASTIC FEST, vying for films that weren't coming so quickly...   But the word on this is that it is visually sicker than the original, though not the film the original was.   Enjoy the sick poster!

 

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  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:21 p.m. CST

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    by Dazz

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    by Dazz

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Scolopendra Gigantea

    by Dazz

    doesn't live in that habitat normally. I hope it was cared for correctly.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Now that's

    by thalvar

    how you capture attention

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:26 p.m. CST

    And the say a shorn bush...

    by robert0

    ...hath no crabs.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:26 p.m. CST

    I hate to sound like a whining fanboy but

    by BillEmic

    the amount of coverage for this movie on AICN is staggering. This film will be completely forgotten shortly after it comes out. Let's see some genuinely cool news for a change, please?

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:29 p.m. CST

    That's pretty hot.

    by Daniel

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Get a tan!

    by Mel

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Now AICN is just fucking with us.

    by Lucky13

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:37 p.m. CST

    I'm really gonna get a good laugh....

    by Damned if I can login

    ...when in the next "news" bit they pan back to reveal the fact that it's dude with a tuck-in, ala Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Ouch.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Doesn't the tard who makes this realize?

    by torontoxic

    He's one upping himself. With disgusting shit. The end result? He'll be filming literal turds instead of just cinematic ones. Why pick such a dismal, pathetic, and ultimately juvenile and limited career path? I guess that just speaks to the mind set of someone who finds this kind of stupidity entertaining.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:40 p.m. CST

    damned if i can login

    by HyphenatedWords

    HAHAHA!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Effective poster

    by Shpadoinkle

    Me rikey. The hate for this filmis hilarious, all it's doing is increasing peoples' curiosity. Go team!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Who gives a crap? Garbage like this is the decay of this website.

    by The Krypton Kid

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:45 p.m. CST

    SERIOUSLY FUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

    by _SnakePlissken_

    Enough of this shit movie!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:46 p.m. CST

    NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by _SnakePlissken_

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:47 p.m. CST

    LMMFAO!!! Harry is playing you fools like a fiddle!!!

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    You go, Harry!!! Good to see you having some fun around here.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:47 p.m. CST

    NO ONE GIVES A FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

    by _SnakePlissken_

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Possibly?

    by capt.haddock

    Try definitely.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:53 p.m. CST

    in really cool news: Bond 23 is to be titled: SKYFALL.

    by OptimusBob

    I guess you guys at AICN were too busy covering mediocre bullshit like this to notice.

  • Inception will go down as a seminal movie in the decades to come, and Tom Sixx is likely to be found in Thailand with a Sumatran rhinocerous in flagrante delicto.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:57 p.m. CST

    OUTRAGE! INDIGNATION!!!

    by Mr. Giant

    Chest beating and self righteousness!!!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 1:59 p.m. CST

    I finally watched the beginning of this film today

    by TheSeeker7

    I'd never had any intention on actually seeing the entire thing, but after seeing Daniel Tosh's spoilery review of it awhile back, I'd been meaning on at least checking out like the first half hour or so. First of all on a side, he said both girls were very average. I actually thought the chick who winds up in the "middle" position, she was very very cute, hopefully in the future we'll be able to have a proper couple of naked rack shots of her lol<br> <br> But anyway, yea the coverage the movie's getting here IS seeming a little odd, now you mention it. But so the guy who's written and directed these... jesus. How'd he seriously convince someone to pony up at least a couple million? Like now that I've actually watched some of it (& no, I didn't pay for it, making that clear so as not to counteract my point) the dialog was even worse than I was anticipating. And the acting was so beyond horrible, but to a point where I was starting to wonder if they were actually acting poorly ON PURPOSE. Like their own elaborate, private in joke. Because there's not a human being alive with at least a 14 IQ who couldn't watch production or see dailies along the way and not be keenly aware how sad the "performances" were.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2 p.m. CST

    If ya want to see someone crap in public, just watch the bio of GG Allin

    by Damned if I can login

    Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies If you haven't heard of GG, he was absolutely the most *outrageous* singer, musician, onstage performer, whatever. He took a lotta Ex-Lax before his shows, in order to better "perform". Look him up on Wiki. Much more entertaining than this drek...AND IT'S ALL TRUE!!!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Harry, seriously...

    by MrPaisley

    No one gives a fuck about this movie. Listen to your readers. No one needs an update about a hack sequel daily. The Bond news above is nice. Thanks optimusbob.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Human Centipede 3 - Ass Gas

    by Devilboi

    I read the script for the next installment - The hero gets to sniff the ass gas after a family of four eats at Taco Bell - Sundance, here we come!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:06 p.m. CST

    I thought the initial whinging was over the top

    by franko_bastid

    But now I am realizing that its on point. This site is pushing HC2 shamelessly. I wonder what the payola is, because as a decade long lurker, I have to say that this obvious backroom advertising move is completely blatant this time around. So what the hell is it? Cash? A Human Centipede Action Figure? What is this site getting that we don't know about in exchange for all of this HC2 webarreah? In the past, I've thought that a lot of the postings that question Harry and his intentions/motivation were misplaced. I've thought that he must have a thick skin for putting up with the nonstop abuse that talkbackers fling in his direction. But goddammit, I am beginning to see the light. Gotta say that the advertising blitz is working though. I know more about this movie than I ever wanted to. So do a lot of other people. And that is successful advertising right there.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Thanks Mr. Paisley - for more on the story go to imdb

    by OptimusBob

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:07 p.m. CST

    franko_bastid

    by Mr. Giant

    I think at this point AICN is just fucking with its readership. Surely this movie couldn't afford any payola, could it?

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:08 p.m. CST

    FUCK.I AM HARD.

    by KilliK

    cant wait for the movie.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:09 p.m. CST

    sorry msn.com

    by OptimusBob

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:09 p.m. CST

    centipede cock

    by vondamage

    get off it already

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:24 p.m. CST

    MrGiant

    by franko_bastid

    Yeah, probably not cash, that's why I suggested a Human Centipede Action Figure (with shit gobbling throat action!). Whatever it is, it is something. That is what seems to be obvious. Or perhaps Harry is indeed fucking with his readership. But to what end? His reputation as a legitimate source of "cool things" has been sullied for some time now. HC2 is basically another countersunk nail in the nailed shut AINT IT COOL coffin. Bah, this movie and this site aren't worth much more of my thought. Oh, hey! I wonder how many other people are having this same reaction?

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:37 p.m. CST

    First World Problems

    by KilliK

    People get furious and react with a very negative attitude towards a work of FICTION,because it has characters in A2M position and that somehow prevents them from sleeping at nights even if they havent watched it. Oh wait,they CAN sleep at nights even if they have watched it. Still the bash a geek movie site simply because it is doing its job to announce news about an upcoming movie,which,you guessed it,is a fucking GENRE movie. A First World Problem indeed.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Skyfall

    by Ray Gamma

    I can confirm this: Bond 23 is officially named "Skyfall".

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:42 p.m. CST

    SkyFall? The new Bond will be terrible judging by its title.

    by KilliK

    i am not going to watch it.never.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 2:59 p.m. CST

    dryllion, good one with the... dry humor...

    by Neosamurai85

    Anyway, thanks for the laugh.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3 p.m. CST

    shit-gobbling throat action!

    by Adam13

    is my favourite phrase of the day. Better than "she walks, she talks" and kung-fu grip put together. Although kung-fu grip--with sandpaper palm! might be pretty awesome.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3:09 p.m. CST

    It's about time you guys started reporting on this

    by Beezbo

    We went almost 5 minutes without a new HC2 post!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3:11 p.m. CST

    this is great, bravo

    by JackSlater4

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3:13 p.m. CST

    That Poster is disgusting!!!!

    by JulietsCans

    Why would they put a butt hole at the bottom of it?

  • Like... Gold. Finger. Thunder. Ball. Golden. Eye. ...jesus!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3:27 p.m. CST

    I wonder if this artist is aware

    by smackfu

    of the 'Centipedes?! In MY vagina?!' meme...

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3:31 p.m. CST

    IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF THE FUCKING IMAGE WOULD LOAD

    by poop

    YOU FUCKING RETARD. http://tinyurl.com/4x5lcef

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Does Tom Six have some scandalous photos of Harry or something?

    by seasider

    Other than to purposely annoy AICN visitors, I can't think of why this movie is getting so much free publicity on this site.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 3:50 p.m. CST

    buttnasty_cockstank, FUCK YOU AND THE GAY TRANNY YOU ROAD IN ON

    by xxonmill

    See the other people here? These are the REAL people. GTFO, get laid, your hand don't count.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 4:05 p.m. CST

    lol! my fellow movie geeks take these talkbacks so seriously

    by DanielnocharismaCraig

    What? Do all of you care that much about another james bond flick along with danielnocharismacraig that you would go off on yet another juvenile rant? Is this movie so horrific? Because I seek to recall a certain movie filmed in the 70s called bloodsucking freaks which practically showed a perverted midget taking a decapitated head before skull banging it offscreen. And that movie was made how many years ago. You people are so deprived.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 4:19 p.m. CST

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    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

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    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

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  • Oct. 7, 2011, 4:25 p.m. CST

    The poster is shit!.. so why the fawning?

    by scriptgirl_nipples

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 4:31 p.m. CST

    AICN Centipede would be cock to mouth?

    by scriptgirl_nipples

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 4:38 p.m. CST

    I'm BLACK!

    by poop

    SO BLACK!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 5:06 p.m. CST

    xxnmill, WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about?

    by poop

    YOU STANKASS GUNTSTANK. You're a fucking dweeb. BRIAN COX.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Hmmm...

    by tbrosz

    You're gonna put a WHAT in my WHAT??

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 5:42 p.m. CST

    more of this please...

    by Grit

    it's like the 80's video nasty wars never happened.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Really, is this site just a bunch of meaningless drivel?

    by Doug Phillips

    What happened? This site used to be somewhat interesting. Conan Reboot? Footloose? Puss In Boots? This is what Harry is reviewing...what a shame.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 6:19 p.m. CST

    The First HC...

    by AidanJames

    rightfully garnered some attention for being 'out there' in terms of content and an, if nothing else, insanely twisted premise. This one is just a cash in one how far someone can push content while making as much money as possible by piggybacking the success of the previous film. Sort of like the whole "Saw" thing (and look how well that ended up...). In short: Why the fuck is there so much about this stupid fucking brainfart of a movie on this website and precisely which bit of coverage has been 'cool' enough to merit any comment what-so-ever?

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Who said Torture Porn was over?

    by chien_sale

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 6:27 p.m. CST

    's bodies again

    by PotSmokinAlien

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Good to know some things don't change.

    by PotSmokinAlien

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 6:42 p.m. CST

    I am petrified of centipedes

    by MrBoinfoint

    But I wouldn't kick that one of bed, ifyaknowhatimean...

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Classy poster. I should buy it for my grandparents.

    by Quake II

    Is anyone else tired of the shaved bush look on women? I've never had sex fantasies about 11 year old girls so the shaved look doesn't really do it for me. I grew up in the 70's and 80's and I kind of miss a little hair down there. Fortunately I run into girls every once and a while who are lazy and I get my retro bush fix.

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 7:27 p.m. CST

    FAT KIDS CHEST-BUMPING

    by Immortal_Fish

    MASS HYSTERIA!!

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 7:40 p.m. CST

    AICN pushing HC2 &c CHRIST!

    by DukeDeMondo

    You folks screaming on about this - would you please look out your fuckin windows once in a while? You do realise this thing has been generating an ENORMOUS amount of clickage not only for your Bloody Disgustings and AICNs and what have you, but also for your BBC, your Huffington Post (can't believe someone on the other board was shocked to hear that HP had mentioned it yesterday - again, LOOK OUT YOUR FUCKIN WINDOWS!) and your Guardian (where resides a disturbing number of otherwise Right On!!! types who were nonetheless happy to fling out sentiments like "well I don't believe in censorship, but really, this is just so beneath me, so I think we'd all be better off without it...") and god knows how many other news sites. Because it's a controversial genre film that's gettin a lot of people upset, and more than that, it's a sequel to a film that achieved no end of notoriety thanks to the witless hyuck hyuckin of the same folks who are now givin off about coverage of the sequel! People like it when a film comes along that causes this sort of fuss. They're interested in it. They might not want to SEE it, but the attendant hoopla is always entertaining, whether it's Last Temptation, Evil Dead, Crash or Human Centipede 2 (and please, no bollocks along the lines of "how dare you list blah with blah, they're one and the same in this context whether you like it or not). And they always have done. I can't be bothered arguing with the increasingly immoral and unethical "ban this filth" crowd anymore, but this is a new annoyance, this "WHY IS AICN COVERING THE MOST TALKED ABOUT GENRE FILM IN FUCKING DECADES???"

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 7:56 p.m. CST

    No one cares about this movie!

    by Mr. Giant

    Which is why two of these threads are in the top talkbacks of the site. And people wonder why Six made a controversial movie?

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 7:59 p.m. CST

    For example...

    by DukeDeMondo

    http://news.google.co.uk/news/story?hl=en&biw=1366&bih=560&q=human+centipede+2&gs_upl=1157l3584l0l3689l17l14l0l6l6l1l320l1615l0.3.2.2l7l0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ncl=dyzRjwbV0ROhZaMfu1JYMWQKebb-M&ei=IKCPTumMH4TG8QOIr_UR&sa=X&oi=news_result&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CDAQqgIwAA

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 8:09 p.m. CST

    when will this site post some news bout the second centipede

    by paul burnett

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Harry must be a sick bastard...

    by vezner2007

    Cuz he sure seems to like promoting movies like Serbian Film and The Human Centipede. Harry, you by chance have a roll of sand paper handy when these flicks hit DVD?

  • Oct. 7, 2011, 10:10 p.m. CST

    smackfu: Here's the link...

    by BlueDjinn1

    ...for those not familiar with it: http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/552995/752300.jpg

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Human Centipedes, Hostels, Serbian Films...

    by Bartleby T. Scrivener

    I mean to each his own, but seriously, what exactly am I supposed to get out these films. Pushing the boundary for the sake of doing so? Shocking doesn't make it cinema.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Where the fuck is the Charles Napier obit?

    by maxjohnson1971

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 12:16 a.m. CST

    centipedes... IN MY VAGINA?

    by orryn

    ...its more likely than you think.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 1:03 a.m. CST

    I actually like the poster.

    by veebeeyes

    But I don't really see how it's "cool news". At this point, who cares? People who are interested are probably more concerned with the MOVIE at this point, and the people who have no interest in watching the movie aren't going to give a shit about the poster. But yeah...I actually do like the poster.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 2:17 a.m. CST

    In Swedish, SKYFALL means "cloud-burst"

    by BenBraddock

    Pronounced: "Schee-fal". Err... that's all I've got

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 2:34 a.m. CST

    Own up...

    by AnalFissure

    ...who's had a wank over it?

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 3:21 a.m. CST

    I'm holding out for

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    BRIAN COXAPEDE 3

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 6:36 a.m. CST

    HC2? NSFW?

    by UltimaRex

    Y' don't say.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 7:20 a.m. CST

    I'll pass

    by England's Finest

    I presume this one will be as boring and as badly made as the first.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 7:39 a.m. CST

    William Burroughs had it right about human centipedes

    by KoolerThanJesus

    He said that any man that would keep a centipede as a pet should be treated as a traitor to his species. WSB said that man should be killed on sight for the protection of us all.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Brian Juergens is the new Ebert. God bless him, everyone.

    by proevad

    Cheap, repetitive, and dull. It's like being forced to watch the same Three Stooges gag over and over until someone finally farts in your face and lets you go home.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Shouldn't the image be a centipede coming out of an asshole?

    by mcdumber

    That's what these people are connected to - an asshole. And the audience's eyes will be sewn to a big pile of festering shit. Seriously, these movies make the crap spewed out by Rob Zombie and Uwe Boll look like masterpieces.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 9:02 a.m. CST

    still no Bond news on the main page?

    by OptimusBob

    Yet a movie about a guy that wanks with sandpaper gets this level of coverage?? I'm afraid this site has gone down the shitter.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 10:05 a.m. CST

    AICN: pay us enuff & we'll sell any crap u got. Sad.

    by Arkhaminmate001

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 10:48 a.m. CST

    MORAL OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Bobo_Vision

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 1:10 p.m. CST

    WTF... censorship?

    by MurderMostFowl

    My post from last night is now gone from this thread. WTF.

  • So he can live out his sick movie fantasies. No one is promoting this movie more than Harry. Sick fuck.

  • Oct. 8, 2011, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Is there such a thing as too much coverage?

    by maninblack

    I think you would be hard pressed at this point to find a movie website that didn't have an article on HC2. Go to any movie site and do a search for it and you will find article after article. With any movie such as this, there is very little middle ground, you either love it or hate it. In this case the hate comments probably serve more as an incentive for folks to view the movie for themselves, if only to see what all the fuss is about. In reality, you can't buy this type of publicity. A movie that stirs up the type of reactions as seen here, will in fact end up being a 'cult' movie. The audacity of what the films shows alone will assure that. So you can rant and rave one way or the other all you want, folks will still want to see it. The only thing that could have killed this film would have been indifference and that has certainly not been the case on this website.

  • as most hated AICN threads, but these movies have done it. No one is interested--and I'm proud of my fellow geeks for that.

  • Oct. 9, 2011, 8:53 a.m. CST

    why?

    by TheCAT7225

    does this site push this ridiculous series of movies ???? I don't care what you say the first one was just plain poor

  • Oct. 9, 2011, 1:42 p.m. CST

    I remember a time when

    by the flashlight

    AICN was actually worthwhile, back maybe 12 years ago when they were still interested in posting actual spy photos and unofficially leaked info. You know, before the staff decided they were all junior Spielbergs and started trying to sell scripts to the studios and Harry sold out and turned AICN into a marketing & advertising site. Of course, then studios caught on to the idea that they could artificially manufacture "buzz" by having stuff be "accidentally" leaked to some website for 15 minutes before demanding that it be pulled. Kinda like how Apple keeps on "losing" prototype phones at trendy nightspots that somehow find their way into the hands of some tech blogger. To see AICN shamelessly shill for a piece of shit exercise in sub-torture porn perversion that only the most emotionally crippled & misbegotten of society would voluntarily watch makes me sad. But enough about The Ides of March. Let's talk Centipede II.....

  • Oct. 9, 2011, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Goddammit

    by redkamel

    Why is there shit like this here but no info on "Tinker Tailor Solider Spy" or "Son of No One"? Is this a movie site or a site for 12 year olds sneaking into R rated movies?

  • Oct. 9, 2011, 11:06 p.m. CST

    HOW MUCH WAS HARRY PAID OFF?

    by Supermans

    My God, why oh why are you guys promoting this movie. Are you just messing with us now. There has to be some logical reason behind all the fake promotion of this horrid movie. The Director has a compromising picture of Harry with a hooker and has threatened him with releasing it...Oh wait...That isn't much of a threat.

  • Oct. 10, 2011, 1:11 a.m. CST

    You're a fucking idiot if you find any of this entertaining.

    by nico_laos

  • Oct. 10, 2011, 6:26 a.m. CST

    As the great Frank Drebin would say "nice beaver"

    by kanye west

    She may want to douche that real quick.

  • Oct. 10, 2011, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Weak Sauce Part 2 :the overhyped not really that extreme shit-fest

    by awepittance

  • and actually make a shocking movie, those movies were made in the 80s. This guy is making a movie like this in 2011 that fucking sucks, what a giant pussy

  • Oct. 10, 2011, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Nekromantik was terrible.

    by Mr. Giant

    Boring, terrible, fake and lame. The poster to it was great though, and made the movie seem like it would be unbearably shocking. Then you see the movie itself (if you were able to due to the horrible lighting and general murkiness).

  • Oct. 10, 2011, 6:04 p.m. CST

    PLEASE FUCKING STOP

    by SmokingRobot

    NO MORE POSTERS NO MORE REVIEWS NO MORE NEWS ARTICLES NO FUCKING MORE, GOT IT???????