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AICN COMICS REVIEWS PART ONE: PENGUIN! DEADLY HANDS OF KUNG FU! NIGHTMARE WORLD! ZOMBIE DICKHEADS! & MORE!!!

Published at: Oct. 5, 2011, 6:47 a.m. CST

Issue #26 Release Date: 9/28/11 Vol.#10
The Pull List
(Click title to go directly to the review)
Advance Review: PENGUIN: PAIN & PREJUDICE #1
ANNIHILATORS: EARTHFALL #1
THE FLASH #1
Advance Review: NIGHTMARE WORLD Vol.3 DEMON DAYS
GREEN LANTERN: NEW GUARDIANS #1
SPIDER ISLAND: DEADLY HANDS OF KUNG FU #2
ZOMBIE DICKHEADS ARE NOT COMING TO GET YOU #1
I, VAMPIRE #1


Advance Review: In stores today!

PENGUIN: PAIN & PREJUDICE #1

Writer: Gregg Hurwitz
Artist: Szymon Kudranski
Publisher: DC Comics
Reviewer: Optimous Douche


And with the birth of the series, comes the inevitable after-birth…the mini-series.

Mel Brooks used this line 100 years ago to describe artists and critics, of course referring to the critic in a not so favorable light. I actually wrote that first line before I even read PENGUIN: PAIN & PREJUDICE, hoping that like most mini-series this would be more of a money grab aimed at the hardcore fanboys and fangirls that profess zealotous devotion to the eclectic side characters in the DCU. You know, like Starfire (hornet’s nest -- poke poke). I really hoped the title would be an epic hot mess that I could spew some much pent-up venom towards. But I can’t: PENGUIN: PAIN & PREJUDICE was good—actually, it was spectacular. This was hands down the quickest page turner out of the new 52…I mean 26…whatever, you know what I mean. But sadly the only venom that will be spewed will be by Mrs. Douche when I try to justify why I need to now by five titles based on the Bats.

Were this old DCU, this title could have easily fit into one of the myriad of Bat books prior to the death of Bruce Wayne. However, the need to make the new books noob friendly meant focusing on the big Bat himself instead of his devilish rogues. I get it, I understand. Unlike most, I can even see the need for four books once it was apparent DC was trying to bring readers new and veteran, young and old back into the fold. So PENGUIN’S origin is relegated to a mini; given his stature I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. But despite the limited series run of this title, the immense quality makes me believe we’ll be seeing this “mini” stick around longer than some of the maxies.

In concept PENGUIN: PAIN & PREJUDICE is a simple introduction to the infamous Chester Cobblepot and his grotesque namesake façade. However, the devil is always in the details, and it appears in the new DCU the devil is also stoking the fires of the Penguin’s soul using unborn babies as fuel. It’s been a long time since I was generally disturbed by a comic book, the last I think being ARKHAM ASYLUM. Well, no more. Fuck the Joker and his erratic lunacy; I mean, really, the worst he’ll do is kill you. The new Penguin brings cold and methodical to new heights of criminal intent. The new Chester Cobblepot teaches readers a lesson I learned a long time ago from my father: bruises heal with time - emotional scars, only with death.

Beat by a nose. Over the years Cobblepot has mainly looked like a dude with a big nose that relied more on his steampunk cosplayer monocle and top hat to complete his transformation into his nom de plumage. Hurwitz, aided by Kudranski’s nightmarish pencils, turned Cobblepot’s nose into an outright birth defect. It looks like an appendage that was induced by thalidomide and then cursed by a wicked witch. Why not fix it? He is still part of one of Gotham’s founding families, complete with the riches of such a title. Basically, his parents didn’t give a shit and just went ahead and made prettier babies. It happens, even to the well-to-do--simply look at Randy and Dennis Quaid for proof. With this one simple birth defect, Hurwitz catapults the story forward in years showing how at each age how Cobblepot was emotionally abused and treated because of his malformation.

The man that leaves us with is one of infinite means and infinite hatred towards the society that shunned him. In the here and now, Cobblepot merely uses the people around him, including celebrities and aristocrats, to fuel his own selfish means. Hurwitz paints a Cobblepot that not only partakes in evil, but imbibes it into the core of his being. But he is the worst kind of evil, one that strikes where and when you least expect it. For today, Cobblepot will pay you off to keep the wheels of commerce churning; however, if economies tilt, you will become so much fertilizer. And so it goes, from a gruesome jewel heist to planning his party entertainment through coercion and blackmail. One man that simply makes an off color comment to Cobblepot in a nightclub quickly learns that there are fates far worse than death, finally making me realize what they were trying to say in “The Princess Bride” when they said “To the pain…”

Batman makes an appearance, but he was hardly necessary. Thankfully it was the last panel, so I was able to view a cool and collected Cobblepot unfettered from his squawks of fear and submission.

Kurdanski’s ability to bottle fear went far beyond Cobblepot’s nose. The panels of yesteryear have a dewy haze like a horror film filmed through a Vaseline covered lens, while the here and now takes a tonal shift, but never forgets the dark subject matter at hand.

I usually don’t recommend minis because I usually don’t buy them. But if you want to see the true dark side of the new DCU, grab a flipper and walk with the Penguin.

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ANNIHILATORS: EARTHFALL #1 (of 4)

Writers: Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning
Penciler: Tan Eng Huat
Published by: Marvel Comics
Reviewed by: BottleImp


I used to think that the writing team of Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning could do no wrong. NOVA, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, THE THANOS IMPERATIVE…these were some of my favorite comics, full of the excitement and character that was the hallmark of the best of the Marvel Universe. Then the ANNIHILATORS series came out, and the streak was over. ANNIHILATORS lacked that classic Marvel magic that I’d come to expect from Abnett & Lanning, and wound up being kind of a bore. So I was justifiably apprehensive about this new miniseries, which finds the team of cosmic ass-kickers headed to Earth to fight a clandestine splinter group of the Universal Church of Truth (they spawned the evil Adam Warlock doppelganger the Magus and were the big bad guys of the GOTG and THANOS IMPERATIVE series, remember?) which has infiltrated humanity. Would EARTHFALL fix those aspects of the original mini that didn’t work? Sadly, the answer is no.

So far, this series bears all the unfortunate marks that made the last ANNIHILATORS miniseries such a disappointment. First and foremost, we have the characters of the Annihilators themselves…or maybe I should say the LACK of character instead. By creating a superhero team comprised of nothing but heavy hitters, Abnett & Lanning ended up with a bunch of strongmen who, while they may look different, share the same attitude and mannerisms. Gladiator, Beta Ray Bill, Ronan the Accuser—all typical alpha male ass-kickers. Hell, I’d even lump Ikon the Spaceknight in the alpha male category, and she’s a woman. Quasar is slightly atypical in that he’s less of a forceful personality, but he doesn’t have much personality otherwise. At least he’s not continuously whining about how out of his league he is amongst such powerful teammates, like he was in the previous series. Speaking of the previous series, I was glad to see that the Silver Surfer did not make the Annihilators roster this time around. The team didn’t really need another nigh-omnipotent demigod, especially one who waxes philosophical; I’ve always felt that the Surfer works better as a plot device than as a character anyhow. No, the one and only member of the team that actually has an interesting, individual voice and personality is the one holdover from the late and lamented (by this reader, in any case) GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY series: Cosmo, the telepathic Russian space-dog. Unfortunately, this one character’s quirkiness is not enough to counterbalance the abundance of dull weight.

I must admit that I was also disappointed to see that this new series did not feature a new artist. There was always something about Tan Eng Huat’s art on the original ANNIHILATORS mini that rubbed me the wrong way, and it continues to do so in this issue. Huat tends to draw his figures in such extreme perspectives that the overall impression the reader gets is watching the action through a fish-eye lens. That effect would not be bad in select areas, but when the entire issue looks like you’re reading it through an apartment-door peephole, it gets a bit tiring. Along with this distortion, Huat draws faces that stretch and contort so much that it looks like the Annihilators have been replaced by a battalion of Plastic Men. Faces change shape from panel to panel; on one page Quasar has a lean face with a chiseled chin, then on the next his chin has swollen up to Leno-like proportions. Then there’s the bizarre final page of this issue, when the Avengers show up and are floating in a collected mass in midair. I mean, Iron Man is obviously flying, and Spider-Man is in a typical jumping Spidey pose, but Ms. Marvel and Wolverine are just sort of hunkered down in the air, while Captain America seems to be standing on Wolverine’s ass. I’m not even going to try to figure out what the heck Valkyrie is doing. All in all, Huat is inching dangerously close to Liefeld territory with this page.

And don’t think that my reveal of the last page has spoiled anything that the cover to this comic hasn’t already given away. Actually, the cover is an even bigger spoiler, since it shows the Annihilators in combat with the Avengers—which we won’t get to see until issue #2. At least, I think that they’re in combat…the awkward symmetrical composition makes it look like Gladiator, Ms. Marvel, Quasar and Wolverine are all attacking Beta Ray Bill’s asshole.

At least the Rocket Raccoon and Groot back-up feature (nicely illustrated by Timothy Green II) has all the wit and character that the feature story lacked. Unfortunately, five good pages of story and art isn’t enough to justify the four buck price tag. Unless Abnett and Lanning add some personality to their roster of powerhouses, the new ANNIHILATORS series seems doomed to follow in the bland footsteps of its predecessor.

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THE FLASH #1

Writer/Artist: Francis Manapul
Color Artist: Brian Buccellato
Publisher: DC Comics
Reviewer: Professor Challenger


“But the thing is...no matter how fast or now far you run...you can't outrun...yourself?!”
-- The Flash (Barry Allen)

A funny thing happened on the way back to Central City. I read the first of “The New 52” that I fully enjoyed with no reservations. The reboot on Flash is simple and it works. Writer and artist Francis Manapul takes a broom and a dustpan to over 50 years of ever more complicated continuity and sweeps it clean. Back in place is a younger Barry Allen, experienced as Flash, but not experienced enough to have died repeatedly and been replaced and resurrected repeatedly. Gone is the Batman-esque tortured soul of the recent REBIRTHed Flash. Barry is a young professional crime scene investigator on the laboratory side. He's a bit O.C.D. and self-deprecating but highly intelligent and confident.

And he is a hero simply because it would be wrong to have his powers of super-speed and not be a hero. He cares about people and he cares about what's right.

This was a refreshing comic and a refreshing take on the relaunch without regressing our lead character to the point of mental infancy nor did it incorporate the darkness and bloody gore that permeates so much of the recent & new DC (so far as I've seen). So, hold on to your hats as I recommend this one for old-school and new-school readers out there.

What I discovered, to my surprise, is that Manapul is able to visually tell a story and make it flow smoothly and still incorporate some “Wow” moments with the action. In fact, the 2-page spread that makes up the title page and origin recap is one of my favorite images from all “The New 52” that I've actually had the fortune (or misfortune) to read recently. I enjoyed the dialogue and the way Manapul often integrates the panels and word balloons to move the narrative along. It gives a real sense of movement, which is always a trick for a comic book about someone with super-speed: how do you take static panel-to-panel storytelling and get a sense of movement and speed? I thought Manapul paced everything just right to give us ebb and flow, action and mystery, characterization and depth, and a strong cliffhanger.

Glory be, the plot does not revolve around Prof. Zoom or any of the familiar Rogues Gallery of The Flash, but rather a genuine mystery surrounding an old college classmate of Barry's. I love the Rogues and I love the Prof, but it felt nice to be re-introduced to Barry and Iris without the plot albatross of Zoom's (or other Rogues') evil machinations. It allowed me to just focus on Barry and, to a lesser extent, Iris. For most of the last 10 years or so, the focus of FLASH comics have for ill or good been a place where Flash himself is secondary (or even periphery) to the story itself. This is fine, occasionally, to mix things up in a long-running title, but when it becomes the norm to have the title character essentially a guest star or supporting character to his own book...well, that's losing focus and the writer needs to get reined in.

Visually, I found the art impeccable and often stunning. Manapul's art is both finished out and enhanced by Brian Buccellato's expressive coloring work. I recently came across a quote from the late, but not forgotten, comic coloring legend, Adrienne Roy. Roy said ‎"Color leads the eye and helps tell the story subconsciously...it should never distract from the even flow of the total creation." Buccellato's work on this comic exemplified her statement. I especially liked his repeated use of a muted violet offsetting the strong red and yellow of The Flash. You can see an example even on the cover. It helped set a different tone for this comic from any other I had read from DC.

One of the things that's so easily overdone for the last few years of FLASH comics has been the coloring effects that have laid in the electrical charge bolts flying off his body. I understand that the intention has been to give a visual sense of movement and excitement to the character even when he's standing still. However, surely everyone else has caught on to how overdone it had gotten by the end. Well, here Buccellato works off of Manapul's pencils to create slight variation on that visual that works very well for me.

In the Silver Age, The Flash had his Flash ring, andwhen Barry pressed a button on the side, it would open up and his cloth uniform would fly out in grand Infantino-esque fashion to expand until large enough for Barry to change his clothes at super-speed. In 2011 and forward, the ring utilized some sort of higher tech to electrically fire the top of the ring outward where it expands and attaches to his chest to form his Flash insignia and the costume itself flies out of the chest piece in parts that form-fit around his body. The seams where those parts connect are the areas that we see electricity charge up when Barry takes off into super-speed action.

I was very surprised by THE FLASH #1. I did not like his characterization in the last, truncated FLASH comic, nor did I care much for him in the FLASHPOINT mini-series. I am also a bit saddened by the disappearance of Wally West/Kid Flash from continuity because he was a character I always enjoyed from his Kid Flash days through his 20 years or so as The Flash himself, but if DC continues to take care of Barry like they did in this comic, then the future looks quite decent for THE FLASH.

“Prof. Challenger” is actually Texas graphic artist and lifelong reader of comics Keith Howell. He really digs Green Lantern, most recently completed the cover art for the upcoming book THE WORLDS OF PHILIP JOSÉ FARMER, and has contributed award-winning art, design, and editing to a number of books and magazines. He occasionally updates his website at at profchallenger.com and welcomes feedback from readers, both pro and con, but if female please include an attached pic in a tasteful state of undress. Thanks for all the fish.


Advance Review: In stores next week!

NIGHTMARE WORLD VOL.3: DEMON DAYS

Writer: Dirk Manning
Art: Anthony Peruzzo, Josh Ross, Jason Meek, Stacie Ponder, Austin McKinley, Grant Perkins, Seth Damoose, Renae De Liz, Len O’Grady, Mark Winters, Jeff Welborn
Publisher: Image Comics
Reviewer: Ambush Bug


I’m a huge fan of short fiction and short film. Although many pooh pooh shorter fiction, I find it refreshing to sit and be done with a story in such a short period of time. I also think to make a truly effective short story, you have to be a pretty damn good writer. You’ve got to cut out all of the fatty and flowery talk and get to the point quickly, while still hitting all of the right narrative beats. Well, if NIGHTMARE WORLD V3 DEMON DAYS is any indication, Dirk Manning is a pretty fine writer. His collection of short stories fell into either one of two categories: stories that felt complete and succinct and stories I wanted to read more about. In both cases, this is an amazing collection of short horror stories with a nice variety of artists, all matching the tone of the story perfectly.

I wanted to give all of the artists their due in this review, so I’ll touch upon each story briefly--all written by Manning, who has a great talent for filling a short space with just enough information to make the story feel utterly satisfying.

Frozen This is one of the stories I could see leading off a series of shorts centering on the subject. As is, this story of how vengeance trumps love is a wonderful dissection of the subject. Set in the times of swords and sorcery, most of the story centers on a barbarian making his way to rescue a maiden, but the ending is a doozy, leaving me wishing for a sequel. The art in this one, though occasionally cartoonish, is nice and gritty, like barbarian tales should be.

No More Tears follows a child’s wish taken a bit too seriously and resulting in utter devastation. I kind of like this snippet of a story with pretty decent art, especially when things get demonic.

I have to say, I kind of knew where Movin’ On was going from the beginning, but it still made for some cool reading. The art by Austin McKinley was comical but strong throughout and I definitely liked the abrupt ending.

A Therapy For Pain is a nice little moralistic tale set against the backdrop of the End of Days. Jason Meek draws some nice panels and an especially bodacious CEO at the center of the story.

Hungry Like the Wolf was probably one of my favorites of the book, not because it was a werewolf story, but because of the whimsical stick figure art by Stacie Ponder.

End of Days is a running theme of this book, as evidenced by the word-heavy chapter Prays Be the Lured. Though this is a wordy one, it still sports some fantastically detailed artwork by Josh Ross and Austin McKinley. Add It Up is a not so jolly take on Christmas. I love Christmas horror and this one is ghoulish enough to be one of my faves of the book. Down in a Hole visually is one of my favorites. The blocky and cartoony artwork by Grant Perkins depicting hell and the demons in it was one of the coolest versions of Hades I’ve ever seen. Though I should have guessed from the title, Extraordinary Machine surprised me with its twist ending. A couple’s tiff turns demonic in Milk of Human Kindness.

Manning wraps up this collection of stories by tying some of them together in the latter chapters, an ambitious and somewhat successful decision which made this similarly themed End of Days collection of tales seem more resonant. I especially like the quiet moments he gives Lucifer and God in the next to last chapter, and having finishing the book with a little down time with Nessie and Yeti was a nice cherry on top of NIGHTMARE WORLD V3 DEMON DAYS, an often entertaining and gorgeously drawn anthology.

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GREEN LANTERN: NEW GUARDIANS #1

Writer: Tony Bedard
Art: Tyler Kirkham
Publisher: DC Comics
Reviewer: The Writing Rambler


So there I was, set to dive into GREEN LANTERN NEW GUARDIANS #1 with my anticipation built up for this fourth and final LANTERN entry in the NEW 52. I mean, there’s no reason I shouldn’t love this book. I love GREEN LANTERN, I love Kyle Rayner, I love all the crazy chaos of multiple different-colored Lanterns running around in one issue, and I love mysteries, so this should be a no brainer (side note: I also love cake…but that’s neither here nor there). Yet here I am 20 pages later, completely indifferent to what I just read.

There’s nothing that stands out to me here that’s terrible because honestly, it’s not a terrible book. I wouldn’t even go as far to say it’s a bad book; it’s just kind of a pointless book. The whole issue feels like it’s trying to balance itself between being a jumping on point for new readers and a precursor to a new GREEN LANTERN event. We get a quick rehash of Kyle’s first introduction into the Corps which leads you to believe that the book’s first order of business is to welcome new readers, which is fine, and as a longstanding GREEN LANTERN fan who welcomes new readers to learn about what makes these characters so great I am more than willing to sit through a first issue of back story to get new people all caught up. But within a few short pages we’re rocketed ahead to present day where we quickly see yellow, red and violet lanterns being stripped of their rings with no explanation. Then in yet another blink of an eye were in Times Square following present-day Kyle’s adventures. Were I a new reader, I would have no idea what was going on.

This book should work for me; I’ve liked Tony Bedard’s work on GREEN LANTERN in the past and I really feel he understands and translates these characters well. I just think there’s so much going on for a first issue that we actually end up getting no real story at all. Tyler Kirkham as well has done great work on GREEN LANTERN in the past, and this book is no exception. His work is the highlight of the issue and he captures everything about Kyle’s personality perfectly, including his splash page of Kyle’s constructs when saving people in Times Square, which is just awesome to say the least. I have faith that they will both redeem themselves sooner than later, but for now most people could probably just wait to pick up issue 2 because there was seemingly no reason for this issue other than very brief set up (which I’m sure will be covered in issue 2).

Oddly enough, despite all my indifference towards this first issue I really am looking forward to reading what comes from GREEN LANTERN NEW GUARDIANS. Kyle headlining this book coupled with the interaction of all the other Corps could lead to some really fun stories in the future. I just hope that the awkwardness of this first issue is out of the way so we can move forward onto the success this title should have.

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SPIDER ISLAND: DEADLY HANDS OF KUNG FU #2 (of 3)

Writer: Antony Johnston
Art: Sebastián Fiumura & Leonardo Fernández
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Reviewer: MajinFu


As someone who idolized Bruce Lee for much of my childhood, I am a huge fan of Shang Chi, and kung-fu stories in general, if you couldn’t tell by the name. The book is a nice fusion of horror and action, which sets it apart from many other martial arts books, similar to the Bride of Nine Spiders one-shot that showed up about a year ago. Actually, this is a better comic featuring the character, one I’d recommend to any fan of Iron Fist or the Immortal Weapons without batting an eye.

The listing of move names, a technique originally used by Ed Brubaker and Matt Fraction on IMMMORTAL IRON FIST is repeated here. It’s not quite as effective or witty as when it appeared earlier, but it does result in a pretty good punch line (pun intended). It’s all pretty derivative, but the creative team pulls it off so well I can’t help but be entertained by the distracting antics taking place in this comic.

Sebastián Fiumura illustrates the opening and closing of the issue, while Leonardo Fernández handles the bulk of the action, with inks by John Lucas and colors by Dan Brown. The vast art team results in a bit of a hodgepodge that still looks somewhat visually unified. Their styles fuse together really well, making the transition from one to another quite seamless. I do wish the action scenes had been depicted more clearly, as I’ve never been a fan of silhouetted figures twirling around as a substitute for solid fight choreography. The sketchiness of the art also works for the subject matter, but it’s not something I could see working for an extended period of time, as it looks rushed.

We also learn in this issue that Shang Chi is a fan of Fleetwood Mac. Personal or private bits of trivia are something I have always appreciated as a way of drawing the characters closer to our own lives. It tends to work best in the Marvel Universe, which parallels our own so closely. This brings me to my next point: the tie-in factor. I haven’t read an issue of Amazing Spider-Man since the end of the Kravenful “Grim Hunt,” and from the looks of Spider-Island, I’m not missing much. However, the idea of everybody in Manhattan getting spider powers and sprouting extra arms does make for a compelling, and admittedly absurd kung-fu concept. Even though the overall story is a bit predictable, the cliffhanger is enough to get me looking forward to what happens next, so way to go guys.

If you’re even slightly interested by the words “kung-fu treachery” this is probably worth a look-see. Read it and then if you feel like more martial arts horror, check out “Close Encounters of the Spooky Kind.” Just trust me on this one.


ZOMBIE DICKHEADS ARE NOT COMING TO GET YOU #1

Writer: Chris Moreno
Illustrator: Chris Moreno
Publisher: self published
Reviewer: Mr. Pasty


Chris Moreno is sticking it to the man, or at least the big publishing houses, by going out on his own for a creator-owned comic book titled ZOMBIE DICKHEADS ARE NOT COMING TO GET YOU. Truth be told, you go to press with a title as epic as that and you better deliver. From what I’ve seen thus far, I think he has. ZOMBIE DICKHEADS are exactly what they sound like: a bunch of dickheads in real life who die – only to come back as zombies with the exact same personality. It reminds me of a funny bit by Dennis Miller when he talked about dying in a plane crash and having to check into heaven with the same group of assholes he couldn’t stomach on the flight to begin with. Having said that, the premise behind ZOMBIE DICKHEADS is to look at life after death from the zombies’ point of view.

What happens if you become a zombie but don’t have the urge to eat brains or convert your living kin? You have ZOMBIE DICKHEADS who ARE NOT COMING TO GET YOU. So can humans and zombies co-exist? Not down south, where a bunch of trigger-happy rednecks are looking to deliver some southern justice. Then again, that’s probably a bad example, considering hicks can’t really co-exist with anybody, including themselves. That means the zombies who take center stage in Moreno’s new book are playing the role humans traditionally would in a living dead-style narrative: on the run from a pack of bloodthirsty killers. It’s an interesting premise, albeit a little gimmicky, but I think the success or failure of this series all depends on how well Moreno can balance his storytelling. It works when you piss off the antagonists but it fails when you piss off the reader. That’s always the danger in a creator-owned comic book, because there isn’t much of a filter to separate the “Hey, this sounds good” from the “No, this isn’t going to work.”

Moreno is probably best known for his work on TOY STORY and WORLD WAR HULK, and it shouldn’t come as a surprise that his artwork is on point and just as good as anything else you can get from any of the big name publishers. ZOMBIE DICKHEADS has a nice comedic undertone and I like the idea of exploring fear and prejudice under a cloak of walking dead. Again, it comes down to balance. I hope the incessant banter between the dickheads in question is used as a plot device and not the actual plot, because Moreno’s first entry is a refreshing take on a very tired genre. I’d hate to see it lose its legs (no pun intended) but how far he can take it is entirely up to him. One thing is for certain, he’s off to a promising start.

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I, VAMPIRE #1

Writer: Joshua Hale Fialkov
Art: Andrea Sorrentino
Publisher: DC Comics
Reviewer: Henry Higgins is My Homeboy


The Boston Massacre…

Horror comics are hard to do, as eidenced by just how many terrible or lacking ones there are being released as we speak. But to see a solid one is always a pleasant surprise. To be honest, I, VAMPIRE worried me. I thought a DC horror comic (especially one from the new 52, which I have not terribly enjoyed) set in the new universe would be small, uninteresting, and really, not that good. But Fialkov, Sorrentino, and Maiolo are making me eat my words. This is a fantastic comic.

Writing: (4/5) Fialkov has his work cut out for him here. Not only does he have to establish a new universe and characters (which many of the new 52 didn't, because if you're reading this review you don't need a recap to understand Batman), and he excels tremendously. His brief fight scenes and conflict writing is well crafted, and at times even is able to draw your attention away from the art.

More then anything, however, the issue is a showcase for the brilliant dialogue that Fialkov can craft. The continuing conversation and debate between Andrew and Mary is engaging while not feeling drawn out or long. The couples’ quarrel that hangs over the proceedings never detracts from the more morose and interesting slaughter. Within a page, you feel as if you know these characters in a way most books just can't replicate. It's fast and entertaining and relatable, but it never tries to appeal to any certain demographic, mixing reliable conversation with a surprisingly epic scope. It helps that both lead characters are intensely interesting, and I can't wait to read more of them.If the book is ever weak, it's only in defining some of the more (to be honest) radical departures. It's not really commented on, but the power sets for vampires isn't terribly well explained. Normally this isn't a problem, but it's clear that it's making some obvious changes to the established vampire mythos. And while I'm sure that all will at least be addressed if not explained, the book does fail in establishing a defined universe for its characters to explore.

Art: (5/5) Sorrentino is REALLY good here. I mean, really good.

JESUS this book is beautiful. Gorgeous spreads of Andrew adrift in a sea of corpses fill the book, and never does it look mediocre or even average. At its weakest, it's still of a different caliber then most books being released right now.

The designs for characters flow brilliantly, especially a later shot of Mary (which, if you see, you'll know in a second). It's one of those few comics that require almost no imagination to see animated. The movement and scenery to the pages exquisite, just detailed enough to clearly describe a scene, but still vivid and bold.

The colorist is often underappreciated in the comic community, but Maiolo more then illustrates a control of muted and loud colors, and even if the art was otherwise unremarkable, would elevate this book to must read.

Best Moment: The shots of Boston.

Worst Moment: In terms of defining a character, it's a little lacking. But I am nitpicking here.

Overall: (4/5) This may be my favorite of the new 52, to be perfectly honest. It's also one of the most entertaining and engaging first issues I've ever read.


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  • Oct. 5, 2011, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Still FIRST -- Still DOOM!

    by V. von Doom

    Latveria sends its greetings, minions!

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Remember 3 months ago on here when everyone hated the New 52?

    by gooseud

    LOL geez how dumb everyone looks now. I would love to go back and read that "New 52" preview column where everyone was bitching about how much Superman's collar sucked and how this was the perfect jumping off point to stop buying DC and how this was the death knell for DC.........just goes to show, fanboys dont know shit and you will go out of business ever trying to cater to them. And this is coming from an indifferent DC buyer for the past 25 years, the guy who coined "trapped in amber" for that company. The New 52 has been a smash hit.

  • Because Marvel isnt fun. I mean, read Red Lanterns. That book was as much letting-it-all-hang-out comics fun as I've had in forever, since Abnett and Lanning's heyday actually. Animal MAn, with its stunning artwork. Captain Atom. These books are FUN. I am convinced that Fear ITself will go down as one of the biggest blunders of the past 20 years for Marvel: an endless, never-ending boring crossover through every single book on the roster that managed to suck every single iota of fun out of something that is supposed to be a good time.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 8:20 a.m. CST

    DC's 52

    by SutterCane

    DC's 52 is a momentary spike in sales, not a long term smash hit. What I've read of the new issues has struck me as the usual mediocrity from DC. I wasn't motivated to keep up with Batman or GL before and it looks like I don't have to now as the books are pretty much the same as they were before the reboot. I sampled, now I'm out. As for Marvel not being "fun," I'd point you to AMAZING SPIDER-MAN and DAREDEVIL, both of which fit my criteria for "fun" comics. Much more so than, say, DETECTIVE COMICS, which offered the sight of the Joker's face peeled from his skull.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 8:29 a.m. CST

    I, Vampire

    by SquirrelZero

    Are you serious about the art? How can you possibly give it a 5/5 when it is ALL directly ripped from Jae Lee? It's not even like Jae Lee was just an influence, it's downright stolen!

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 8:35 a.m. CST

    Daredevil is awesome

    by gooseud

    and I never thought I would ever say that, as DD has never been on my pull list even once in 30 years of reading comics. So is T-Bolts. Iron Man 2.0 has been an enjoyable mystery plot. The new Punisher (not Max, just regular) is pretty cool. My favorite book out there, not just DC but current favorite book on all the shelves, is Journey Into Mystery featuring Kid Loki, which has been one of the most enjoyably awesome arcs I can ever remember by anyone. Anything that features a major plot point of someone stealing a pair of giant indestructible magic goats is ok by me. However......I just got the promo card for the Fear Itself follow up, which is titled........Shattered Heroes. Greeeeeat. Featuring the tag line "These guys really got their ASSES KICKED!!!!" Yawn. Behind Door #1, we have a bunch of heroes moping around for 6 issues about how hard everything was when The Serpent and his jabronis tore everything up. Orrrrrr.....behind Door #2, I have a super powered housecat who spits red blood/acid all over your noggin if you fuck with him. And, as a bonus, you get Scoot Snyder writing Batman and one of the top 3 best characters in comics being forced to be a good guy Green Lantern against his will. Door #2 please.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 8:45 a.m. CST

    gooseud Is Perceptive, Says DOOM!

    by V. von Doom

    You're right, gooseud, about the tenor of everyone's commentary doing complete 180° turnabouts. Even Professor Challenger is finding DC series he likes, and he was the single most implacably opposed voice to the whole thing. What will rankle for a long time to come is the cancellation of six of DOOM's favorite comics, only two of which are being directly replaced. (And, from a comic historian's standpoint, the renumbering of Action and Detective is ... heresy ...) No matter what the new series are like, the change for change's sake was disruptive to more than one comic fanboy/fanman. DOOM can comment on no series as yet. The comics shipments to Latveria have been disrupted and DOOM has seen none of the New 52. Perhaps next week. (Don't suggest DOOM get on this digital comics bandwagon! Comics are made of paper and ink! Comics readers must wait for comics to arrive!)

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 8:56 a.m. CST

    mcoppolecchia

    by MainMan2001

    I agree. I quickly bought the book thinking it was Jae Lee but realized it wasn't only after I read the credit page. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! It's the same air. I still like the comic though.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 9:09 a.m. CST

    I thought the same thing: "this dude LOVE's him some Jae Lee"

    by Poptard_JD

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 9:44 a.m. CST

    @gooseud... Let's wait and see how long will this last.

    by hank henshaw

    I bet most "new readers" will be gone well within a year. You launch a bunch of "New #1 issues!" and there will be a sales spike. We all learned that 20 years ago. Marvel had plenty of events like this in the 90s and didn't prevent them from filing for bankruptcy. I wonder how many of those that bought digital comics out of curiosity, will stick around.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 9:45 a.m. CST

    DC is not kicking ass, and the new 52 isn't awesome

    by Laserhead

    In two months, when the shitty, shitty product that was 90% of the 'new 52' is abandoned, and DC's sales are more in the basement than ever, it will be clear that a marketing stunt is not substitute for actual quality storytelling. A great deal of the new 52 was unreadable garbage (basically anything by Lobdell, Winnick, J.T. Krul, or ANY artist). Hey, I'm generally a DC guy. I prefer their universe and characters. So I'm a little fed up with watching them display again and again that they really have no idea how to make good, compelling comics.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 9:47 a.m. CST

    minis, New 52

    by Homer Sexual

    Well, that Penguin mini will be the first of the new DC books I actually buy. I love mini-series, am surprised you don't like them. They solve one of the biggest problems with comics: They have a beginning, middle and end and many times anything might happen. I succumbed to the dcbs offer someone posted here, and UPS says I will receive all 52 first issues today. So I am behind in the comments, but.... I bet I will hate the Justice League as much as I thought I would, and I bet the Flash will be as boring as I thought, based on the review here. Barry and Iris... okay... not for me... But I do have hope for many of the books. I will still either be a week behind or give in and buy the 2nd issues of the comics I think I will like.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Marvel not fun?

    by Laserhead

    How about Thunderbolts or Red Hulk, both by Jeff Parker? How about Avengers Academy? FF? Venom? Uncanny X-Force? Those are books are a big fat blast. I don't buy much Marvel, but there's nothing 'not fun' about them books. Whereas DC, after this brief sales spike, will once again be in a position of producing stark mediocrity, and they'll need Reset Button #43.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:17 a.m. CST

    No, Marvel isn't fun...

    by AnakinsDiapers

    and mentioning a handfull of interesting comics in an entire line doesn't change my opinion. <p> The captains of Marvels ship have steered the main direction of their universe into totally depressing, and character assassinating waters. <p> I was brought up a Marvel kid. I thought DC was made up of pyschedelic characters. They were my parents super heroes. Then in highschool a new friend introduced me to the Question and my mind was blown. Then i found Captain Atom and Giffen and Maquires Justice League and started following creators instead of companies. <p> Now is the first time in my life where i just don't care about Marvel anymore and it amazes me to realize that. I went thru all the ranges of emotion til i'm finally at acceptance. I'll read a friends Marvel comic or download a torrent to keep aware of the goings on with characters i've loved my entire life, but i can't even get angry anymore when they pull a bone headed stunt. I just shrug. Maybe i'll take a look at the X-Men when the post Schism books come out. If it's good (cause Schism was not) i'll be surprised. If it's crap i'll shrug.<p> DC has given me back the spark i was missing. I'm excited about comics again, so i thank them for that.<p> For the foreseeable future, and for the first time in my life i'll be actually spending my money just on DC material, and perusing Marvel stuff via other means. I should be sad about that, but i'm just weary when i consider it.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Flash, eh?

    by coz

    You've actually compelled me to check it out. He's always been a character that I kinda dug but the books have always been so convoluted it's put me off.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Reading through all 52 now...

    by Snookeroo

    Got my DCBS order a couple of days ago, and have been pouring through the titles as time permits - which has been a blast! I agree with the review above that The Flash is a refreshing take on the character - and is one of the titles that I will now be picking up on a regular basis. Of the bat titles, Batman is spectacular - best of the (52) bunch, second only to Action. Batman and Robin is serviceable, but Detective and The Dark Knight are complete dreck. Of what I've read so far, here's how I'd rate them (cos I know you're dying to know what I think): Buy: • Action • Batman • Animal Man • Superman • Aquaman • Justice League • Batgirl • All-Star Western • Flash Borrow: • Captain Action • Demon Knights • DC Universe Presents (Dead Man) • Bat Wing (mainly for the artwork) • Batman and Robin Don't waste your time: • Detective • The Dark Knight • Batwoman • Catwoman • Wonder Woman • OMAC • Deathstroke • Teen Titans I'm really intrigued by the wide amount of variety in these books. Some are really consuming; others read like one of those old Hostess Twinkie ads from the 70's and 80's. Some - like Batwoman, for instance, read like they weren't intended for the 52 relaunch, but were already in the pipe and were thrown in the mix. I'm looking forward to finishing the pile. In my opinion, the 52 relaunch has done what DC intended, at least to an extent. I will be buying titles that I didn't before.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:34 a.m. CST

    The difference between DC and Marvel

    by Joenathan

    DC folks don't want the real world at all. Marvel folks think talking cats are fucking stupid.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Well if we're sharing our 52 lists

    by optimous_douche

    Here's my take on the launch month http://www.poptardsgo.com/?p=2637

  • anything DC's doing that's not written by Grant Morrison, I mean. The great majority of the 'new 52' was dreck. I was excited too! I bought them all! Thanks for reigniting that spark of excitement and engagement in me DC! Then you went and made a bunch of shitty comics! Like you always do! New 52 by Morrison, Snyder, Lemire-- all good. Most of everything else? All crap.

  • Room for all, I say.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Yeah, joenathan

    by rev_skarekroe

    Of course, talking raccoons are A-OK!

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:45 a.m. CST

    I prefer to make great sweeping claims

    by Joenathan

    It's more fun that way.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:47 a.m. CST

    But, you're right, Laserhead

    by Joenathan

    The new 52 seems a lot like the old 52 just painted in old Image colors and the spike in sales won't last. There's a couple of interesting titles and then there's a ton of crap ones. I think they really missed an oppurtunity here. They should have re-booted the whole line totally.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:49 a.m. CST

    The DC 52

    by thelordofhell

    The slow realization that DC painted a turd gold

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:54 a.m. CST

    talking raccoons rule

    by fred

    All hail Mantlo!

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Half these "New 52" books...

    by Joe Jones

    Will be cancelled within 6 months. Actually, anything not written by Snyder, Johns, or Morrison. Everything else I looked at was pure, steaming, cash-grabby garbage. I, Vampire was cool, but does anyone really think yet another vampire book can survive this market? Fialkov is pretty great on almost everything he does, but that book definitely falls under "enjoy it while it lasts".

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Canceled new 52

    by Joenathan

    That's maybe the smartest part of this, though. They're testing titles out. They're throwing things out there, sink or swim, some will make it, some won't. Hopefully the DC people will learn by watching which ones fail and figure out why they failed and maybe greenlight a few new and actually interesting ones. Either way, I like the process.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 12:18 p.m. CST

    my scorecard

    by Laserhead

    The good: Action Comics, Frankenstein, Swamp Thing, Animal Man, Batman, Batwoman, Demon Knights, All Star Western, I Vampire The OK: Birds of Prey, Aquaman, Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman The bad: about thirty-nine books, by my count. And they range from really sub-standard to appallingly awful. The whole thing left me with the sense of dozens of comics filled with endless character narration boxes, using the same faux-philosophical, emo voice to explain who they were and what they were doing. A river of endless summary.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Batwing, Batman, Detective,...

    by AnakinsDiapers

    Action comics, Aquaman, Static Shock, Nightwing, The Flash, Green Lantern, Green Lantern Corps, Demon Knights, Birds of Prey, Red Hood and the Outlaws (the controversy is hilarious), Justice League Dark, Swamp Thing, Wonder Woman, and Justice League are all on my pull list.<p> That's a crazy amount of DC titles for me.<p> Hawkman, Grifter (cause i'm interested in what they do with the Wildstorm characters), Stormwatch, and Animal Man are on my wait and see list.<p> Bring it on. I'm ready to have fun.<p> And speaking as someone who never liked Aquaman at all, i was very impressed with the first issue. If they can turn me on the character they are on the right path.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Well, there you go

    by Laserhead

    I thought most of those titles read like mid-90s Image crap, a total regression in style and content. To each his own. Re: Aquaman. I LOVE Ivan Reis, and I never had anything against Aquaman, but if you want to show readers why a character is cool, maybe don't have that character spend most of the issue trying to convince a bunch of townie fat-asses at a diner that he's really cool.

  • I'm sure there's a lot of testing the waters going on here. My guess is they're looking at half of these titles being solid sellers; however, maybe they're looking at the not-so-strong titles being digital ancillary pick-ups?

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 1:27 p.m. CST

    I, Vampire sucks

    by Kansas City Shark Bat

    A DC editor said, "It's Twilight meets Underworld except they're nekkid!"

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 2:01 p.m. CST

    I can't vouch for a random DC editor

    by Laserhead

    But it's some good writing. This from a reader who hates Twilight, Anne Rice, Underworld, et al.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Annhilators

    by maxwell's hammer

    The problem with the last mini was that nothing of import happened. Each of the Cosmic Mini's that came prior were like individual steps in a big galactic gameboard, with the end of one mini setting up a new status quo for the next. With the Annhilators, nothing happened. It was just a generic story with no reaching consequences, other than introducing a new Space Knight. Not really enough to get my blood pumping. And I'm not a fan of Haut's art either. Was really disappointed that he's back for the new mini.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Action Comics #2, by the way...

    by Snookeroo

    is every bit as good as #1 was. That being said, there are some "behind the scenes" commentary by Morrison and Morales in which Morales admits he could never really "get into" Superman before. As a lifelong Superman fan, I'd really like - just for once - the character to be handled by someone who really digs the Man of Steel. Superman has a long, long history of being directed by individuals who can't "relate" to the character, or find him boring, or "too strong", or find him outdated - to which I would like to direct a heartfelt "fuck off". The Man of Steel started the whole genre; he is the grandaddy of all super heroes. He is an amazing concept that has thrilled millions of fans over the better part of a century. If that's just too blase for you, then kindly go work on the guy-in-a-bat-suit comics, or whatever it is you find more "relate-able". It's time Superman had the respect he deserves.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Action Comics #2

    by Laserhead

    Fantastic. After two issues, young Superman is my favorite character of the year. And the number of plot points deftly piled atop one another was terrific.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 3:39 p.m. CST

    snookeroo: RIGHT ON BROTHER!

    by kungfuhustler84

  • I'm sure somebody already beat me to it.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m. CST

    mea culpas I was mixing in middle name - me tarded

    by optimous_douche

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 5:31 p.m. CST

    @BottleImp

    by Tom Fremgen

    Sorry to say but, welcome to the party. IMO Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning have been very boring since day one. Giffen's Annihilation was one of the best crossover events I ever read, just awesome! But once DA&AL took over, it just got so boring. I'm not even sure what it is. They have great ideas, but each issue makes me careless and less. Nova is one of my favorite Marvel characters, I own all his issue- except! the complete DA&AL run. I just couldn't take it :(

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Worst part of MArvel's cosmic books

    by kungfuhustler84

    I am so sick of the church of truth being the bad guys all the time it's not even funny. Surely there's something else IN THE COSMOS that's worse than those guys?

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Best part of Marvel's cosmic books

    by kungfuhustler84

    Anthropomorphism

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Chester Cobblepot?!

    by Neil

    I've been calling him Oswald. How embarrassing.

  • Oct. 5, 2011, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Let's face it, the new 52 will peter out

    by OutsideChance

    Number ones always do well with speculators and Morrison's Action will stay a hit as long as it is, in fact, "Morrison's Action". But a Morrison Superman book would have sold as well without a renumbering. Same with a Jim Lee Justice League. Eventually, however, the big creators will leave these books, the speculators will get bored and DC will be in the same, or worse, position as before.

  • Oct. 6, 2011, 1:12 a.m. CST

    Shang Chi Always Liked Fleetwood Mac

    by Partyslammer

    Back in the 70's on the original run of the series when Doug Moench and Paul Gulacy steered the ship, Chi's girlfriend Leiko Wu introduced him to (soft) rock music by letting him stay at her apartment while she was off on some mission. Shang gravitated to Fleetwood Mac's self titled 1975 album and quoted various lyrics from that album several times in succeeding stories. It's too bad Marvel lost the rights to Fu Manchu who was Chi's father in the first run of the comic. In the recent Secret Avengers storyline, they basically made "Fu Manchu" a fictional disguise of Chi's dad who is now a rotting mystical Chinese... bad... dude.. guy.

  • Oct. 6, 2011, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Peter out?

    by Joenathan

    Do you mean: The numbers will drop from the heights attained by a month full of number 1s? ...How insightful.

  • Oct. 6, 2011, 11:13 a.m. CST

    As far as sales going back to....

    by AnakinsDiapers

    ..pre reboot levels, it is a worry.<p> But so long as they keep most of their books at 2.99, keep on schedule, keep advertising in other media other than comics, and keep the massive events to a minimum, i think they can retain healthy sales.<P> I didn't mention quality because that's totally subjective. In my opinion there are more quality books than not.<p> Books will be canceled and other books will be introduced to fill their slots. I hope by the time that happens they would have by then found a good formula on how to run things...and not rest on their laurels.

  • STOP THE PRESSES!! It just seems some people are either A) predisposed to hate the idea or B) had been talking shit for months and put their E-cred on the line on how the New 52 was going to fail , only to have that blow up in their faces spectacularly when it was a smash hit in every facet, thus leaving them grumbling in the cool kid's corner "grumble grumble it'll get canceled anyway grumble grumble New Guardians sucked grumble grumble cynical cynical". Admit it, you were wrong, and DC was right (post Gene Wilder gif here "YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY SIR!!"). Snyder's Batman. The young Superman book. Animal Man. Swamp Thing. Captain Atom. JL Dark. I, Vampire. Resurrection Man. These books arent good, they are really really good. I'd say roughly 50%, at least, of the new books are a 6.0 or above on a scale of 1-10, which is a great batting average. In addition, some of those 6.0 or belows, like Deathstroke and Red Hood, are at least really entertaining (intentionally or unintentionally, you be the judge) in their fail-dom. Tons of people are buying these books and reading them, and alot of them have been really good. I have no idea why this is anything but a great thing.

  • Having been through them all, there's a real thrown-together, ad hoc, rushed quality to it all, and what's happened hasn't done anything to "fix" or "make better" their universe. They haven't even made things more accessible. They'll just get the very short term benefits of launching 52 #1s, and that's it, when they could have gotten a lot more out of it. As it is, they won't keep a fraction of these new readers, and they'll have to hit the reset button some time around next Summer. Morrison's Action Comics rules all.

  • Oct. 6, 2011, 4:54 p.m. CST

    I don't think they'll reset

    by Joenathan

    Why would they? Reset to what? What's so different? What strength is now missing? 60 years of continuity? No way. The creators are now free to add what they want and need as they go. They can tell whatever story they want how ever they want without worrying that some nutbag is going to point out that 25 years ago the character said or did something else/opposite. I think that, while some of these titles will go on and others won't, the status quo is now set. This is now Universe Prime and while the launch may have been a bit boggled, the end result is they are better for it. No, this new universe will settle into a groove and it'll just go on from there.

  • Greatest laugh out loud moment of the entire relaunch.

  • Oct. 6, 2011, 9:23 p.m. CST

    The reset and how it will work:

    by Laserhead

    The hooded woman or some other dangling plot detail will be used to correct the 'Flashpoint barrier', re-folding time again. Whichever version of any character is most popular at that point will be integrated into the 'finished' universe. Newly minted and unpopular ideas will be abandoned and replaced with newer ideas. So if people prefer this new Hawkman over the guy we had at the end of Brightest Day, he'll survive the transition. On the other hand, something like 'Omac' wouldn't survive in any incarnation, and would be replaced with, I dunno, 'Newsboy Legion' next time around. Etc.

  • Oct. 6, 2011, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Ah

    by Joenathan

    I keep forgetting about the stupid hooded woman, she probably is the plug in the DC's bathtub drain, isn't she?