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Update: THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (FULL SEQUENCE) Australian Teaser Trailer!

Quint here with a tiny update to Nordling's story. The below teaser trailer for the next Human Centipede movie is pretty great, a modern version of the great '70s "reaction" teasers and TV spots that would catch people coming out of early screenings and get an immediate reaction. Well, now you don't need to catch people coming out of theaters, you can just roll around a van with a Blu-Ray and some headphones and catch the ACTUAL reaction. Although, some of them look pretty staged, but so were many of the reactions in those great '70s schlock exploitation spots, too.

The clarification is that this is indeed the Australian version of the film's trailer, which oddly nods to the US release being cut. I hadn't heard that before. Australia looks to be getting the full uncut version, but us in the US will be protected from the big bad Tom Nix by our lovely and wonderful censors. I mean, it's not a censorship board, it's the MPAA... and they always say they're not censors, yet somehow the only way some of these films can come out is if they're cut to ribbons... but it's not a censorship board. Remember that. They say it so it must be true.

So, lucky you, Australia! Looks like this movie is upping the disgusting a couple hundred times from the first sequence, which I can't really process through my grey matter at the moment. What do you think?

 

Nordling here.

The makers of THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 are taking the banning in Great Britain and running with it, judging from this teaser.  I would too - the best exploitation films craved such publicity, even welcomed it.  I think the only thing that upset Tom Six about it was how much they spoiled the plot.

I still haven't yet seen the first film.  I have the distinct feeling I need to see it fairly soon, considering Fantastic Fest is coming in a couple of weeks, and I want to be ahead of the curve.  It can't be that bad, can it?  Anyway, here's the teaser to the second film:

Spring?  I thought it was opening sooner.  Heh heh, "opening."  Nordling, out.

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  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Seems like it was banned...

    by terrytips

    ...for looking like a piece of shit.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Fuck this movie

    by rapscallion86

    And fuck the first one. The trailer for the first was enough to convince me that I have no interest in seeing ass to mouth bowel movements. No thank you. Good day sir.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:05 a.m. CST

    by terrytips

    or should that be 'sounding like a piece of shit' based on this trailer.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Will they be connecting 2 human centipedes into one

    by jim

    Super Centipede?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Pass.

    by bubcus

    I would like to keep my lunch down, thank you very much.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Not worth the time

    by Supermans

    It's all hype for nothing.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Coming to a theater near you, because NO-ONE demanded it!!

    by LargoJr

    Swear to gawd... there needs to be a law allowing me to beat on people stupid enough to breath my air

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:14 a.m. CST

    What's the point....

    by Turd Furgeson

    There's no point to this movie, so why bother watching it? This movie only exists to make you throw up. No plot, no humor, no levity... And to take your money.. Hopefully someone will get a good copy online so anyone who wants to watch it can see it for free and not a dime will be put into the financiers pocket.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Is the acting worse in the movie or that trailer?

    by tomandshell

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:15 a.m. CST

    LAME!!!

    by notcher

    Cheap fucking parlor tricks to mask the fact that these filmmakers have no talent. Wait, no, it doesn't mask shit, they have no talent. And where the fuck did they get those horrible actors for the teaser? I mean did you see that old man? WTF?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:22 a.m. CST

    BABY Human Centipede?

    by Ferf Muckmeyer

    What the FUCK? At the end of the trailer, a BABY crying? Is Tom Six that fucked in the head? The first film was disgusting - and a classic. This sounds like a cry for help from a psychotic director. Fuck this movie.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Load of pish..

    by paul burnett

    Watched the first one on syfy of all places and was underwhelmed by the seer mediocraty of it. Just cos you can make a film about sewing lips to assholes doesn't mean you sould. Dull,dreary,drab an just boring; which considering the subject matter is quite an achievement.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Did anyone think those reactions were real?

    by ScOttRa

    How did this get out of the editor's booth?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:27 a.m. CST

    It wasn't banned - it was refused certification. There's a difference.

    by drwilliamweir

    You can still show it but only with authorisation from the local council iirc. I don't think there's any potential for it to be blocked from entering the country on DVD or through digital - hence not banned. As for the first, nothing wrong with it. Sure, some of it was a bit squeamish (didn't show much - effective in playing with what you don't see), but it was an ok body horror movie with reasonable acting, a stellar turn from the guy playing the doctor and a nice streak of black humour. Certainly I think a lot of outspoken people who haven't seen it are probably more likely adding to its reprehensible reputation than those who do. Because it's merely an ok horror movie blown out of all proportion.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Really Nordling!

    by DrMorbius

    Haven't seen it and still a contributor on this sight? How is that possible? Better rectify that situation ASAP, and a double bill with A Serbian Film will keep you in good standing with the powers that be! Or . . . You COULD take the high road . . . .

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Another piece of shit torture porn...pass

    by Eric

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Oh and as for the second...

    by drwilliamweir

    ... if what I've actually heard is true, I'm not particularly interested in seeing it because it all sounds somewhat baseless for the sake of it, whereas the first managed to make something of the central antagonist and humour. BUT... I'm guessing also it's not half the horror show some are making out. But I guess Tom Six thanks you for the PR!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Interestingly enough...

    by zinc_chameleon

    I predict that the depraved surgeries performed in this film will be stolen by other film makers, slightly altered, and passed off as original. Tom Six probably is nuts, but he's come up with original horror. I'm looking forward to seeing someone come up with a *tasteful* ass-to-mouth sequence. Sorry, guys, but that is how all great science fiction horror is created: steal one wildly original idea from a bad film, and integrate it into another. That's how Alien was made, Tom Six isn't so far away from early S&M Giger.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:40 a.m. CST

    i had trouble eating and going to the toilet

    by JAMF

    without thinking of eating someone else's shit for weeks after i saw the first one. seriously. it's a rubbish film of course but that image really got in my head. what was the cure you ask? the epsiode of south park making fun of it. after that my mind said 'meh, its just some made up crap' and i forgot about it. havent watched this teaser yet, any descriptions??

  • http://www.bbfc.co.uk/newsreleases/2011/06/bbfc-rejects-the-human-centipede-ii-full-sequence/ I, for one will be giving this risible sounding piece of shit a complete miss, but that's my choice. If you want to see it, have a erm......nice time.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:41 a.m. CST

    SPRING 2011

    by choonie

    Dude seriously?? Did you even bother watching the trailer. It's from Australia. When is it opening here in the United States?

  • Ooh, look at me! I'm pushing the envelope! I'm going too far! I'm a waste of biological material that made itself viable beyond the womb! Ooh! Ooh! Look at me! Really! Somebody look at me! Why isn't anybody looking at me?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Was that hippie dude jerking off?

    by Mugato5150

    It looked like one of the "audience members" was jacking it. Stay classy, Monster Pictures.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Seriously, folks....

    by Splinter

    If you're genuinely, properly interested in this movie, you need to get help. And grow the fuck up. Christ almighty, I'm embarrassed for geeks who pander to this kind of shit. Fucking Serbian Movie, Torture Porn....honestly, if you delight in the depiction of relentless evisceration, sexual degradation, blood, guts and pain, there is something very seriously wrong with you. Or you're 12, and you'll eventually grow out of it and be vaguely embarrassed looking back.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:54 a.m. CST

    This concept was played out

    by jackofhearts29

    Before the first movie was even in the can. The joke is over. Let it die. Heh heh heh, I said "in the can"! And that was just about as creative as the concept for the movie.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Did I read that BBFC article right? (SPOILERS)

    by Nick

    Barbed wire and sandpaper masturbation to the DVD of the first film? WTF? That's not only depraved but horrible storytelling. Like Blair Witch 2 bad. Jesus, they should just burn the master copy out of principle for filmmaking as an artform.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Not Judging...Not Interested.

    by higgledyhiggles

    no emotion to get worked up over this. simply not my bag. the director seems a bit of nob though, moaning about why he isn`t allowed to show any grotty crap on the screen he likes. after all, where would you stop if these restrictions were removed ?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:57 a.m. CST

    WTF Australia let it through?

    by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies

    Did I imagine it or werent Aussie audiences having to put up with a lot shit with regards to censorship and problems with films getting released? But now they get an uncut release of Human Centipede 2?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Mugato- certainly looked like he was "bashing one out", to me

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11 a.m. CST

    Nordling - re. release date

    by thefirerises

    This is the Australian trailer - we've just began our Spring. You guys in the US are getting it soon. Although why you'd want it is beyond me.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11 a.m. CST

    They're connected to an iPad 2...

    by Anonymous

    A Human Cent-iPad 2. Good day, sir. I said, GOOD DAY!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11 a.m. CST

    christopher_chance (spoilers)

    by sam jacksons wig

    Wanks off with his tool covered in sandpaper, and makes his own centipede and fucks the woman at the back with barbed wire around his cock. You would have thought it would have been sore from the sandpaper......

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:02 a.m. CST

    judge dredds dirty undies

    by thefirerises

    We haven't really had any issues with film releases/censorship down here, as we have an 18+ rating already firmly in place for that. Anything which is just a bit too crazy occasionally goes straight-to-DVD, but for the most part we never have problems in that department. Gaming is the area where we're all fudged up, and every second violent game seems to be banned because we don't have an 18 rating in place yet. Which means nothing for anyone who is internet savvy, as we all buy games from the UK anyway - new release videogames in Aus will set you back $100USD RRP.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Human Centipede, next installment of . . .

    by DrMorbius

    Nordlings *Comfort Movie of the Week*

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Is he attaching babies this time?

    by marineboy

    really the last thing our dying civilisation needs right now :s

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:22 a.m. CST

    MORAL OUTRAGE!!!!!!

    by Bobo_Vision

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:25 a.m. CST

    I saw the first one

    by phifty2

    It was...interesting...but I think I'm all centipeded out.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Australia

    by JamesT

    Will allow this but sensor Mortal Kombat. aussie aussie oi oi indeed....

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:27 a.m. CST

    You know after watching that trailer I think I have to see it.

    by phifty2

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:32 a.m. CST

    .......

    by JamesT

    Before people go ripping on George Lucas for fucking with Star Wars, think of this movie and life doesn't seem so bad now does it?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:32 a.m. CST

    I heard about the barb wire thing...

    by phifty2

    ...sometimes shit is just so outlandish you just have to shake your head and laugh.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Human Centipede is over-hyped

    by thommcg

    Having seen it, all I can do is shrug, it's not graphic at all. Any revulsion you may feel is purely from thinking about it. South Park did a far better job of it.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:33 a.m. CST

    anyone in the UK remember ?

    by higgledyhiggles

    there was a documentary 5-10 years ago about sexual `deviancy` that had a guy getting wank-ed off with sandpaper and a cheese grater. he seemed to love it. what do you do when you`ve worn it away to a toothpick ? stick on a cocktail sausage I guess.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Seriously, Splinter

    by MotherPussBucket

    Speaking personally, I like extreme cinema, but I don't 'delight' in it. It's about the overall experience, not getting off on it. The fact that whilst watching the movie, I am disgusted, is also a positive thing. I'm pleased that I find it hard to watch as it affirms my own morality. It also means that I react more angrily towards the cunts that commit atrocities in reality, as the atrocities themselves are not such an abstract concept. Is there something very seriously wrong with me? Am I twelve?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Trying too hard.

    by SebastianHaff

    I realize exploitation movies have a history of capitalizing on controversy, and there's something kind of cute about the 'BANNED IN 31 COUNTRIES!' on the Cannibal Ferox poster from thirty years ago, whereas this trailer for Human Centipede 2 just looks desperate. I like movies that take me out of my comfort zone, and I don't mind brutal violence or depraved sexuality. I'm a big boy, I can handle it. But stuff like this, or the last twenty minutes of Serbian Film, more than anything else it comes off silly at best, and boring at worst. Again, these films are trying too fucking hard to be shocking. See Inside, or Irreversible for examples of films that use shock and pain and vulgarity the "right" way. See Human Centipede 2 if you're twelve years old and listen to Blink 182.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:47 a.m. CST

    waste of my 1:15.

    by vulturess

    so how gross is it?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Oh...the HUMANITY!

    by fustfick

    And the CENTIPEDITY! Fanboys decry HUMAN CENTIPEDE is for twelve year-olds then vehemently debate costume changes in the forthcoming AVENGERS movie. Film at Eleven. By the by, I caught APOLLO 18 last night and I totally dug it. Pretty stoney.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:54 a.m. CST

    These kinds of movies are not scary.

    by frank

    Gross is not the same thing as frightening. There has to be a strong psychological foundation for true horror. You can’t just throw the most disgusting thing you can come up with on screen and expect the result to be anything more than a cheap shock flick. I gave up on these types of movies after seeing Hostel and the first couple of Saw films. No interest in these Human Centipedes, or Serbian films or what have you. Mulholland Drive, now there’s a film that will give you nightmares. These filmmakers are not fit to bring David Lynch his coffee (which is damn good, I hear).

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:58 a.m. CST

    That's not a teaser. That's a crap advertisement.

    by kabong

    Pull your heads out of corporate ass. Hey, there's a movie idea.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Please stop!

    by pat

    Can we stop promoting this garbage. The whole purpose of this movie (I use that term very loosely) is to sicken & disgust people. The reaction of all these movie websites (including this one) to the first movie was ridiculous. Sites couldn't review it fast enough & were acting like it was some badge of courage. "I saw The Human Centipede just so I can tell you how awful it really is." Thanks, you just did me a real service (I'm being sarcastic if you can't tell.) The worst was the reviewers who need to act tough. "I saw The Human Centipede & it wasn't that bad. I'm so cool to see something like this & not be disgusted by it." This is trash. Ignore it, don't review it, don't promote it.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Torture porn is not horror.

    by SmokingRobot

    Horror has some content, story, characters. TP exists merely to satisfy sadists.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:03 p.m. CST

    The first one wasn't even gross

    by ranma627

    It was all suggestive, so I don't know what the filmmakers are bragging about. This movie was all talk, no show. A Serbian Film, on the other hand, lived up to its promise. NEWBORN PORN!!!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Also, I am totally against banning this movie.

    by frank

    I didn’t bother to read the details on whether or not that is actually what is happening, but I don’t think that any fictional work should ever be banned or censored, unless maybe it’s libelous or something etc. etc.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Fun movie, joked about it for days at work.

    by david_boreanez_cunt_hairz

    I'm game for more gross out fun!!!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:10 p.m. CST

    How about some real news

    by pat

    How about instead of Human Centipede crap we get some real news - kind of like site name implies. Not some warmed over crap that's been all over the internet for a week & a half or Harry's rambling nonsensical reviews about the warm & fuzzy feeling he got from the latest movie he saw. I remember when this site was you know, cool. I miss those days & I find myself coming here less & less often.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:12 p.m. CST

    So lemme get this straight

    by tomimt

    I haven't seen the first movie, but of what I've gathered, its only merit lies in the fact, that it tries its damned best to disgust the viewer by throwing violence and depraved sexual imagery on your face, right?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:14 p.m. CST

    first film was pretty good

    by CptBlood

    I enjoyed the first movie. Original, well shot, awesome villian and it actually had some interesting stuff to say. It was several cuts above a lot of the horror films that get thrown out there. I'll watch the second one. Really didn't like Tom 6's original teaser though, thought he came across as a total tit who didn't realise why the first film was any good... makes me think that one was a fluke. If his commentary is anything to go by the second film wont be half as good, but I'll give it a go.

  • NOT a rhetorical question.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:17 p.m. CST

    also...

    by CptBlood

    Kind of interested by the baby crying at the end of the clip... suggestion that the centipede might be pregnant ? might give birth ? that's a pretty horrific notion.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:25 p.m. CST

    I don't think being ahead of the curve...

    by Bass Ackwards

    ...means watching the first film a year and a half after its release.

  • If there is a baby involved in the centipede, count me the fuck out! Way the fuck out!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:33 p.m. CST

    spring 2011? don't they mean

    by Jubba

    2012? the original isn't bad, it's just pretty gross.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:40 p.m. CST

    ATM!

    by roger

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:51 p.m. CST

    ATM!!!!!

    by roger

    the first film was disgusting, frantic, tasteless and unnerving in all the right ways. can't wait to see how the the good doctor is getting on. bring a baby into it, is interesting... brings to mind thoughts on social conditioning, and how a child could grow into adolescence being part of a human centipede. p.s. yourxgirlfriend is spot on, its just a film, grow some balls, and stop being a bunch of bitches.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 12:57 p.m. CST

    What a load of Crap!

    by D o o d

    if they were going to get actors to pretend that they're seeing something horrible instead of genuine people who would probably just laugh at the rubbishness. Then at least get good actors!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:02 p.m. CST

    They spent ten cents on this teaser

    by clavo

    Waste of time and money = no way I would see this mess. I figure the type of people that are excited about this garbage are the same type of people depicted on that unwatchable trailer (dudes jerking off). If that sounds like you...well

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:03 p.m. CST

    fuck this movie!!

    by clavo

    Like Borat said... Fuck you ! I eat your shit! You fuck my mother! There, it has all been said...

  • As for the "its just a film, grow some balls, and stop being a bunch of bitches", I will say ... It's a waste of money and time, grow a brain and stop watching such utter garbage. There is no wonder you wan't to see this, you have poisoned your brain with worthless cinema and have to keep your mental disorders entertained to stop you from killing the neighbours cats. The people who want to see this type of cinema, from Hostel on are just wastes of carbon. Rotting in dead end jobs, hating on society and imagining killing other people, because they "don't have a set". Utter nonsense ...

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Gonna' make it a full circle??

    by planetran_fan

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:06 p.m. CST

    The first film in the UK

    by Liam Brazier

    was shown on tv at 10pm. Yes it has a "shocking" premise but is nothing more than another banal entry into this cannon of so-called genre. I like crappy horrors, but there's such thing as an entertaining one. The hype didn't make Human Centipede any better or worse, it just made more people (like me) watch the thing. I won't pay to watch the second one either - not as resilient stance against anyone or anything, but because the first one gave me less than zero confidence that these guys know anything about structuring a decent horror.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:09 p.m. CST

    First film unique and disgustingly fun, sequel?

    by Dolmes

    Dude seems to think that to make a horror film you just ratchet up the gore and shocks. What about a plot? After revealing his plans for a third I fear he might be a moron.

  • Gonna jump on the wagon here and be completely against this one. I love horror movies. But how is this different from going on the internet and watching an actual rape video or a snuff film? This is how this film is marketed isn't. 'Otherwise illegal'? Why would you watch that? For the storyline?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:21 p.m. CST

    South Parks take was all i needed to see

    by Cinemajerk

    There are certain films that i have no desire to see...and Centipede 1 & 2 are examples of such films. Not because its gory or violent. But because it's so obviously being marketed and made for one purpose only...to shock for shockings sake. To portray depravity for depravities sake. Thats when i click off and tune out. I see thru the lame attempt to pass it off as art, right to the studio execs pulling the strings. Cinema, like all great art can shock with a purpose. But when that purpose is just to gross out audiences and to make money doing it, i have no desire to watch or participate in the process. South Park's take on Centipede was all i needed to see. Kyle! What should i eat? The pudding or the cuttlefish? Lol. Now that is art.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Another sack of shit trying to be passed off as a movie

    by alienindisguise

    It's not art, it's not a movie. Fuck the creators of this with a rusty chainsaw in the ass.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Torture porn ain't art.

    by Cinemajerk

    I am open to all forms of art. Be they music or film. If it's done well, it all has a place. I am no prude. We all go to the movies to be titillated or entertained to some degree. But torture porn to me is neither art nor entertainment. Why watch something that has no message. No entertainment value. Nothing to say(although it pretends to). Just depravity and violence and gross out with a gimmick for the sake of making a buck off it. In this case, the sewing of peoples mouths to other's anuses. Why? Again i have nothing against violence or gore. I feel the same about CGI. If it serves a purpose and helps tell a story, i'm there. But this is just crap. Marketed to hype the "controversy" as much as possible before release and get as many butts in the seats of theatres as possible. I have nothing against marketing either. Its part of the game. I am cool with that. I dont mind being manipulated to see art or a good film. But when its something like this, it just reeks of empty manipulation. I know EXACTLY how i'd feel leaving the theatre if i saw this, so i choosd not to see it. Who wants to contribute to this trend of torture porn? Especially in this world we live in? I have a hunch its the same kind of people that watch daytime tv like Maury Povich where guests throw chairs and punches at each other for cheating on them with nazi midgets. Lol. I never got the psychology of enjoying watching others in pain to make oneself feel better about their lives. But apparrently alot of people like this crap.

  • Those people’s “reactions” were hilarious. Especially the one guy. I can only assume that the trailer was meant to be completely ridiculous.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:47 p.m. CST

    how is this any different...

    by abe

    How is this any different from the blood, guts and violence of any movie recently? It just gets worse and worse. You guys asked for this - so don't get all high and mighty about it. There's no limits these days. Common sense and decency are off-limits. Until people actually start using their brains again, "entertainment" will continue sliding into this kind of cesspool.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Agreed, Torture porn isn't art, and should be banned..

    by ganymede3010

    I mean really people? How does one motivate him or herself to watch something so repulsive? Sick fucks, and yes I'm judging you all you crazy bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 1:55 p.m. CST

    I like the guy with the bat outside the truck.

    by otm shank

    Hey don't everybody rush the truck at once to see our shocking movie or I'll have to use this! LOL

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Tom Six should be happy BFC spoiled the movie

    by Holodigm

    First film was a piece of shit, in-film shitting notwithstanding, but not because it was overly disgusting - it was just a bad movie. There was no point to it. But after reading the synopsis to part 2? As someone who hated "First Sequence" for its crap quality filmmaking, reading what happened made me interested in seeing it. The sequel seems to be making a statement on people who enjoy this type of movie, and while I can already tell he's going over-the-top (no surprise), it's immediately better than the first one simply because there IS a point this time.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 2:28 p.m. CST

    No interest.

    by DarthMusashi2112

    Whatsoever.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 2:29 p.m. CST

    What else should be banned, Ganymede?

    by frank

    Hold on, let me get a pen to write this down...

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 2:30 p.m. CST

    by John T

    No thanks.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 2:35 p.m. CST

    thefirerises

    by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies

    Ah thanks, yes it was the gaming hoohaa that was splashing around in the back of my subconscious. And what's with all the uptight right-wingers on here bleating about censorship. Fuck you you fucking fucks.

  • Their faces were too high. their mouths were at the top of the ass crack in front of them, not at the fucking asshole. If you're going to claim you're "100% medically accurate" then at least be accurate in that way, because it made no sense.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Repulsive.

    by blackwood

    I regret seeing HUMAN CENTIPEDE. Genuinely. I felt... lessened after it. Like it took something from me. I hate it. It's one of the meanest pieces of cinema ever made. I think Tom Six is a piece of shit. But so was John Waters for PINK FLAMINGOS. The big difference for me is Waters isn't mean, he's just filthy. Tom Six is both. I can respect that he's playing in the same pool, even if immediately after watching CENTIPEDE I hoped he drowned in it. My curiosity might get the better of me. But like with the never-going-to-watch SERBIAN FILM, I'm pretty sure I'll get nothing out of it except revulsion, regret and a deep sense of nihilism. I don't need that. There is nothing worthwhile, for me, in pursuing that experience. If there is for you, have at. I won't pretend my threshold should be the bar for everyone. I also won't pretend that I don't doubt the quality of your character if you express any sort of love for these films. I am comfortable with thinking you're an asshole.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 3:12 p.m. CST

    You people are all morons and invalids.

    by Aaron

    IT IS A MOVIE. NOT REAL. How can you watch this shit and actually be affected emotionally? Fucking children. No movie will EVER convince me that it is, in fact, reality. 90% of movies should be treated like amusement park rides.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 3:16 p.m. CST

    YOU ARE THE MIDDLE PIECE!

    by Dridstar

    Classic line...hehe.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Welcome to Hollywood in the 21st century...

    by vezner2007

    Anyone that actually thinks movies like this are great entertainment needs to have their head examined. BTW, if a baby is indeed represented in this torture porn, then I it ranks up there with Serbian Film is the filth department. I imagine there's a special place in hell for people that think of shit like this.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 3:57 p.m. CST

    first one was lame.

    by Obscura

    the trailer was far scarier than the film. the film took a simple concept and dragged it out till it become boring and not scary anymore. These people are no doubt watching 2 minutes of the nastiest bits, cut together to make it all intense.... when i bet the full film will be just as dull as the last one was. Watching 3 people sewn together struggle to get up a spiral staircase when nobody is chasing them isnt scary in the slightest, its just funny.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Sounds like the baby crying worked its magic

    by Annihilator

    if it pissed some of you off enough to point it out. Neat.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:04 p.m. CST

    SO don't want to see this.

    by NeonFrisbee

    The only thing that makes the first one worthwhile is the hilariously awesome and creepy performance of Dieter Lazer. Other than that, it's profoundly stupid. This Tom Six guy seems like a child who likes playing with his own poop.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:07 p.m. CST

    zurenarrh

    by blackwood

    That you think your 'enjoyment' of fictional pornographic torture makes you somehow more evolved kinda proves my 'you're an asshole' theory. There's this thing people had, before you were born, called empathy? You may have, like, heard of it?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:18 p.m. CST

    it warms my heart

    by malpaso

    To see so many tb'ers rejecting this bile. Screw this genre...it's fucking worthless.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Coming soon: Human Centiped3 - 3D!

    by totencough

    Now feel the poo.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Vag to mouth, ass to mouth, vag to mouth...

    by Parallax

    And a baby is born through the bodies of three people (not all necessarily women). Cut, print, onto the next retarded movie.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:54 p.m. CST

    I'm still trying why the last segment of the first one needed panties.

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    She had no need for surgical bandages on that end.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Who are we kidding? Like rubberneckers at a traffic accident we'll see it, and then

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    say it was crap, just like the first one.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST

    This movie is pissing off a lot of Talkbackers here..

    by Sicuv Uyall

    GOOD!! I'm not even gonna watch this movie, but they need more like it out there. I hope they you guys put this trailer in a pop up everytime someone opens up this site!!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 5 p.m. CST

    franks_television

    by fustfick

    I believe THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE movies are, in fact, supposed to be funny. Of course, I haven't seen the second one...yet. But I thought the first movie was (surprisingly, I might add) funny as hell. It's certainly a conversation piece. And I'm amazed that THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE has wormed its way into the pop culture zeitgeist. Amazed and delighted, that is.

  • It's not like you've never humiliated yourself for your art before.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 5:02 p.m. CST

    I'd like to be at the auditions.

    by kabong

    Okay, the shot opens tight with you, Beth, pressing your lips to Bill's anus. Let's see action.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Frankstelevision

    by Azby

    Yep, this trailer is really tongue in cheek, thankyou for having a brain in your skull.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m. CST

    I don't get it

    by Mugato5150

    So the lead guy shits in the second guy's mouth and somehow the second guy doesn't go into violent convulsions, ripping the stitches out but instead, digests the shit and shits into the third guy's mouth? And the third guy....you know what, nevermind.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 5:29 p.m. CST

    The Australian censorship laws are a fucking joke

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    They outright ban videogames like Mortal Kombat yet they'll release a movie like Human Centipede 2.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 5:30 p.m. CST

    The first one made me chortle

    by Kammich

    We put in the DVD one night when I was over my cousin's house with some friends. It was good entertainment in trying to see just how long everyone would watch it before getting grossed out/losing interest(most people just did the latter), but honestly its only good for a chuckle. Beyond the title of the film and the set-piece its named for, there is really not much at all to it. And from what I've read of some of the stuff in part 2, it seems similarly silly. The director doesn't seem to have a real malicious intent with these movies, I think he just wants to get a laugh out of people. I haven't seen "A Serbian Film," but that movie sounded a lot more vicious in its intent and the type of emotions it was aiming to evoke.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Don't know why I am also violating this thread

    by jackofhearts29

    by mentioning that I saw Apollo 18, but I did. And I liked it. Sufficiently creepy and technically well done. I wish it had surprised me more, but it was a fine little space horror film. and a great example of SPAAAAAACE MAAAAADNESSSSSSSS!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 6:34 p.m. CST

    They probably needed the publicity

    by david starling

    I mean, the first movie is fucking awful in its quality, truely shite (enough to make Sharktopus look like its pushing the envelope!!), so why would anyone really want to see the second one? Hold on, I apologise, there's probably an audience for this movie, and I shouldn't be so narrow-minded - but would anyone who's looking forward to this even put their hands up?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Australian censors are usually anal ...

    by Ben Stoodley

    maybe thats why they gave this unnecessary sequel a pass??

  • check ti out.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 7:10 p.m. CST

    People who like garbage like this

    by Polo Chavez

    Get out of your sheltered suburban trappings and visit the ghetto. Get your ass kicked, and come home. Open a good book or something. Stop being so angry.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Why not the Human Circle?

    by KilliK

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 7:21 p.m. CST

    This news has inspired me...

    by dasaroo

    ... to follow MY dream of commercial success. Always had this idea to sell sacks o' shit over the internets. Like, literal paper sacks of fresh, squishy artisanal (of course, and organic) fecal matter. Cuz this talkback proves to me there is an underserved market of "shitheads" out there. Booyah!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 8:10 p.m. CST

    I propose a new film Genre classification --

    by MooseMalloy

    -- "Pervert Cinema" (which will be easily differentiated from "Horror").

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 8:15 p.m. CST

    This seems less like filmmaking...

    by Dr. Hfuhruhurr

    and more like the director living out a fantasy.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 8:24 p.m. CST

    I Really Mean It, Guys!

    by zinc_chameleon

    I don't usually complain about Talkbackers, but y'all are clearly not getting the point about new ideas. Here's one for you: change the living human centipede into a Zombie centipede, and make it happen because the Zombie virus makes that walking dead exude some kind of organic super glue (these really exist, look it up) and voila! A Great New Zombie Idea. Now how hard was that?

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 8:41 p.m. CST

    I'll be there opening day!

    by Nico Toscani

    I don't give a fuck what you assholes think. I liked the first one.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 9:05 p.m. CST

    The '1st Seq' was voted Audience Favourite at Frightfest!

    by the_shitweasel_with_a_quizzical_brow

    It was a very well made film with a shocking premise, which was more implied than graphic. There are lots of nay sayers slating it who I'm sure haven't seen the original because it was by far the best film at Frightfest UK in 2009!

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 9:29 p.m. CST

    You humans...

    by Optimus Prime

    See what happens when a couple of you get drunk and watch 2 Girls 1 Cup too many times while playing with needles and thread? Seriously though. If you want to get it right, you need to use surgical screws on the jaws and pelvis. Lips rip. Ask any midwife.

  • -- just to appease the overwhelming sociopathic masses who will be demanding such material. This in turn will eventually allow big budget snuff and rape films to be freely shown in theaters and distributed on-line. When this future plays out, then and only then can today's morally inept male idiot exclaim at the top of his overly medicated lungs: "I told you I was right!" Sadly, I see no way to fight this eventual outcome. Let's all pray that the earth is somehow destroyed before this happens.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 9:42 p.m. CST

    George Lucas' Star Wars changes are grosser.

    by fastcars

    The first movie isn't that disgusting. No nudity, no violence, no visible poop. Just a really disturbing concept. It's all implied. "Sick fucks" would do better to watch the Saw movies, or Cannibal Holocaust, or the end of Return of the Jedi 2011.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 9:48 p.m. CST

    The only real reason to watch movies like this...

    by Happyfat73

    ... is to brag to your deadbeat friends about how you saw it. Then you can brag about how it ain't all that hardcore, and wasn't nearly as fucked up as a Serbian Film, which you also saw (of course). Then you can launch into a full history of all the fucked up, depraved movies you've seen... because, you know, you're all hardcore and shit and rape is awesome.</p> </p> It's a conversation piece, nothing more. If you watch this shit for enjoyment... well... I just hope you don't want to date my daughter.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Im from Australia.. Let me get this straight...

    by javery56

    I can watch ] some people go ass to mouth and jerk off with sand paper but i cant play left 4 dead 2 uncut, i cant play mortal kombat, but i can realistically kill people in GTA. I dont agree with censorship, I shouldnt even need to mention how inconsistant the OFLC in Aus is, go FUCK YOURSELF

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 10:03 p.m. CST

    This shit about Lucas is getting old

    by Mugato5150

    Actually it's been old for a while. Every fucking thread. Let it go.

  • It's a great date flick.

  • Sept. 5, 2011, 11:23 p.m. CST

    Aint-It-Cool-News?

    by SunsetLament

    Site should be called "There's-Something-Wrong-With-Me-News". Torture porn? Really? Anybody interested in this film is disturbed and needs help.

  • It was banned outright, enraging one of our most famous film reviewers. She set up a public screening of the movie, which was busted by the cops. There were a number of subsequent underground screenings in cities around the country. Unfortunately, we're also a country plagued by hardcore Christian lobby groups and clunky censorship laws. Baise-moi was also banned.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 1:09 a.m. CST

    yeah guys...

    by billyhitchcock1

    ...no one on here cares about this film. yes we're geeks, but not freaks. see what i did there?

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 1:43 a.m. CST

    fake as shit

    by awepittance

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Someone should re-cut this as a Jack and Jill trailer

    by Mel

    would be hilarious

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 2:27 a.m. CST

    the worst thing about this

    by MariusXe

    is that a talentless hack like this so called director is actually making money of this, instead of getting laughed at. I am really sick about this genre... why can't we have "fun" horror movies anymore? Like evil dead or braindead...

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 2:38 a.m. CST

    sick..

    by paul burnett

    Why on earth does anyone want to watch these types of "films" is beyond me; it's not entertainment it's just fuckin dross.. Anyone defending this shit needs to have a word with themselves, i love horror movies but these movies are different..there is some kind of underlying nastiness that seeps through. And don't tell me thats what the director is aiming for, he just wants to shock n upset.. Taxi Driver, Man Bites Dog and the origional Funny Games are movies that punch you in the guts but don't leave you feeling guilty that youve actually enjoyed them..

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 3:49 a.m. CST

    It should be banned

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 4:33 a.m. CST

    Sigh. None of you fucking idiots get it. Grow the fuck up.

    by Emperor

    I am sick and tired of these pathetic, limited thinking morons in here (and everywhere else, for that matter, on the internet and off the internet) using emotional thinking to justify their ludicrous 'logic.' I am going to have to give you dumb cunts in here a basic history/societal lesson. It's very simple: 1) Censoring anything has never, I repeat, never worked in the history of the human race. This is why the enlightenment even started. It was the protests against religious dogma that started it all. Censorship always leads to the decay of any society. It never solves any problems. On the contrary, it only adds notoriety to the deviant behavior and attracts sensationalists, who otherwise wouldn't have even cared. It doesn't address the issue at hand (poor taste, for instance). It's just a lame band aid solution instigated by dim witted cunts like the fuckwits in these talbacks. I apologize for the language, but there is only so many times I can look at the sorry state of humanity and shake my head at the fools who allow it. 2) There will always be different tastes, different standards, different opinions, subject to individual developmental level. Just because a bunch of hippy emotionalists (the mob) get excited about a particular issue, doesn't make it right to ban it. Haven't you fucking plebs learnt anything yet about history? You uneducated, piss sniveling fucks? I really have had it enough. 3) Every problem in society can be easily solved. That includes pedophilia, serial killing, rape, torture, etc. And it has nothing to do with the movies we produce. The movies you see are in some form or another a reflection of our society. You cuntwarts sitting on your fat hairy assholes protesting about some guy's torture porn film, really are missing the point. The point is, the more attention you pay it, the more people will actually watch it. Ban it? Great. There's a huge market out there, who wants nothing more than to watch deviant, banned movies. What's next. Censor the internet? Oh wait, that already exists. Hey idiots, if you want to solve a problem, address the root causes. You don't seriously think that violent films/literature lead to deviant behavior, do you? Please don't tell me that you do. Because, after all, we would all be peaceful, honest people, were it not for those damn violent films/music/books/etc Fuck off. Seriously. Violence/Sociopathic/Psychopathic behavior exists, because we as a society have created it. We should stop shifting the blame to convenient scape goats. So some guy made a violent torture porn. Woopdie doo, fuckheads. Your American government consciously legislates policies that cause the death of 10s of thousands of children every fucking day. That's right idiots. The same foolish cunts in this forum who thought Obama was going to save the world (didn't he promise to shut down Guantanamo? Oh wait, it's still open. Hmmm.) are the same fools who sit around complaining about random, worthless shit all day. Oh, George Lucas raped your childhood? Oh, you got fragged in Call of Duty? Michael Bay sucks? Listen, dipshits. YOU ARE THE REASON for all these problems. There are no magical external sources at work here. The porn industry exists because of you. Obama and Bush exist because of you (don't tell me you didn't vote for them or that you don't watch porn, etc. If you got off your fat hairy asses and did something constructive with yourselves and actually refused to be raped by your governments -- (hey, protesting still works, shitheads!), then we wouldn't have half-wits running the world. It IS your fault). All of you fools in here get exactly what you deserve. You deserve George Lucas to rape Star Wars. You deserve Michael Bay. You deserve Centipede films. You deserve the banks raping you and laughing at you, as you bail them out. You deserve George Bush sending your stupid kids to Iraq and dying by the thousands. After all, you get what you ask for, and you ask for that which you want. I didn't see any of you retards going out and saying "Hey fuck off Wallstreet. We will not bail you out." What did you think. You think the U.S. government can arrest the entire fucking population? You think you didn't have a say in the matter? Of course you did. Every one of you stinking nobodies had a say. But you didn't do anything. Just like right now, you're not doing a damn thing. You're waiting for the entire world to collapse. Maybe then you will get off AICN, and stop fucking bitching about some guy's Centipede film. Sigh. And you also deserve my foot up your collective assholes. Apes.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 4:57 a.m. CST

    @mariusxe "fun horror movies like evil dead"

    by Andy Piper

    Ironic that you pick The Evil Dead, a movie that was banned in the Uk for being obscene and violent just like THC2! Just saying...

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 5:13 a.m. CST

    The first one was fucking awful

    by RobFromBackEast

    No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 5:31 a.m. CST

    emperor..

    by paul burnett

    ..right No one is saying that these films lead to people going out and commiting violent acts and copying what they have seen in whatever shitey wee direct to dvd "horror". I imagine everyone in here has watched fucked up movies,played violent video games and read disturbing books throughout their lives. What is pissing people off i feel is the blatent showboating of shock that a film like this relys on....it's tired is what it is, it's boring, it's a waste of money and time. So get off your high horse will you, it's redundent to rant about the evils of censorship while not accepting other point of views..

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 5:47 a.m. CST

    fap fap fap fap faGRRRIIINNNNDD

    by Lone Fox

    Surely most people outraged over this didn't even see the first one. The concept was horrific, however the actual film wasn't particularly graphic. Most of the uneasiness is what goes on in your head while you're watching. It wasn't particularly brilliant, but it was a decent B-movie horror. I'd rather watch the sequel than Drag Me To Hell, Scream, Saw, or whatever other sanitised piece of shit aimed at 13 year olds passed off as horror flick you'd prefer.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 6:17 a.m. CST

    I'm a casual horror fan and have no interest in watching this

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    I didn't see the first, I won't be seeing this. I liked Hostel 1 & 2. But this is just disgusting lol.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 6:41 a.m. CST

    I hope the acting is better in the movie...

    by Jack Desmondi

    Because the actors in that trailer were uniformly awful. My god, I hope they weren't paid for those "authentic reactions". As with the first HP (and Chaos) for that matter, this flick will do zip in theatres and make all its money on DVD under an "uncut Directors Edition". Blech.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 6:44 a.m. CST

    Chill out, "Emperor"

    by Jack Desmondi

    Nobody gives a shit about your hate-filled ravings. If you think everybody who posts hear are "apes", why don't you go elsewhere? Like anyplace but here? Dickhead.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 7:20 a.m. CST

    Emperor...

    by gringostar

    Whether or not you had a good point in your rant, I will never know. When you take the approach of a supreme asshole it makes it difficult to care what you say. For future reference when you insult your audience you lose them. All of the time that you spent crafting your comments were wasted when you referred to the people in this talk back as "fucking Idiots, dumb cunts and fuckwits". Your inability to rationally discuss your point of view renders your argument moot - when no one listens or pays attention, your ideas have no power or influence. I would suggest that you chill out.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 7:43 a.m. CST

    gringostar..

    by paul burnett

    nicely put

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Hey Emperor... What do YOU deserve?

    by Happyfat73

    You sound like a barely twenty-something, pretentious know-nothing, fresh out of a philosophy lecture where some ivory tower dweller told you what to think. Old enough to be a pseud, but still young enough to think stringing obscenities together is a sign of superiority.</p> </p> Censorship is bad? Really? Gee, thanks for the insight, Einstein. Never would have figured that out. Lucky you're here to enlighten the 2 or 3 people that actually think this should be banned.</p> </p> Paedophilia, rape and murder can be easily solved? You should get on that right away, hero. I'll call the Nobel committee and have them prepare your trophy. Here's a news flash for you - most of the people here who lambast the worth of this film, myself included, would also fight tooth and nail for its right to exist. And if some emotionally maladjusted jackass feels like his idea of a good time is two hours of A2M2A2M2A2M, then that's his prerogative. Just don't expect everyone else to pretend this shit ain't stinking up the room. Now, return to your hole, and come back in ten years or so, when you're old enough to have an opinion that can't be found on a toilet wall.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 8:01 a.m. CST

    hehehe

    by paul burnett

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 8:20 a.m. CST

    Tom Nix

    by Scott

    Way to, once again, fuck up the name of the director of a movie...on a movie site. It's not like he's the fucking best boy you lazy shits.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 8:56 a.m. CST

    The Doc in part one was pretty good. Otherwise this is silliness

    by Knobules

    And hes all dead now. I mean come on. Is this going to be like Saw and every year the centipede has 10 more bodies attached? The gimmick is over.

  • And hes all dead now. I mean come on. Is this going to be like Saw and every year the centipede has 10 more bodies attached? The gimmick is over.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

    by 3774

    The first one was really creepy, then really gross, then it was over. A second helping five times the wat factor? Nah, dude. Nah. I'm good, thanks. It's not that I'm easily offended. It's just that I don't see the point. And besides, I was blind-sided with a viewing of Necromantic 2. I'm pretty sure nothing could shock me that way ever again. But I certainly have no interest in finding out.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Re: Talkbackers to my previous post

    by Emperor

    Same old story with you numbnuts, isn't it. Ok. 1) Gringostar: You are absolutely right that one attracts more bees with honey than with vinegar. Everybody is quick to point that out, except that the honey usually doesn't work when it comes with thick skulls like yours. Still, I am all for civility. It's just that with you lot, I do not care. But don't worry, when my audience is important enough for me to care, I will change my tone. Thanks for the advice, though. 2) happyfat73: You'r an idiot. You are in no position to talk down on me. In your entire worthless retort, you didn't bother actually thinking about the big picture. In fact, your post is a very generic response to an individual that oozes out the collective guilt simmering away inside you. Instead of wasting your mongoloid ass with your condescension, just admit you're the same fluke that thought Obama was the second coming. Okay? Don't change the subject here. You're no better and no worse than generic Mister Shit-for-brains that continually spreads their asshole far and wide for others to ramm them up nice and hard. Don't waste your time, and my time, with your bogus wisdom. I have had enough 'wisdom' from the likes of you in my lifetime. And let me tell you something: If what I wrote is indeed to be found on every toilet wall, then this world would have indeed been in much better shape. That's why your 'comeback' doesn't work, idiot. If you feel slighted, then go fix up your pathetic country. I've said what I had to say. If there is just a single person who read it and kicked themselves and decided to do something, then I am fulfilled my purpose for tonight in these talkbacks. If not, which is the most likely scenario, I have once again wasted my time, which is all the more reason not to continue doing so for the rest of the evening. Have a good night. Oh, and by the way. You really should not have mentioned the Nobel committee in your post. Bad idea. It makes you look even more idiotic. And on top of that you make an Einstein reference. I mean, is there no single original idea/contribution lingering in your soggy, piss-head you call a brain? Remember, they gave the Nobel Prize to Obama. And a prize is only as good as its recipients. So please, do not call the Nobel committee. It's a worthless pissing contest designed for generic fucktards like yourself to admire. Enough said. 3) All the others were even less worth my time, let alone replying to. So good night to you as well.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Get that man an agent!

    by MooseMalloy

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:27 a.m. CST

    is that a chip on your shoulder?

    by paul burnett

    no thats hate.. Deary me, someone has their panties in a bunch as the americans would say! I've never seen a 5 year olds tantrum expressed in words, but emperor, you managed it..well done you!

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Know a couple of people who have seen this.

    by ELGordo

    They both say it's a piece of shit.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:57 a.m. CST

    The First film....

    by ZodNotGod

    Is surpringsly restrained. It's sleaze is nearly unbearable, but its not all that unsettling for some reason. This flick, gives me the creeps.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:58 a.m. CST

    The first one was much better than Hostel...

    by ZodNotGod

    Not nearly as cheap, but still explotative in a good way.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Does Tom Six know why the first was good?

    by Beezbo

    I think that the first Human Centipede was one of the best horror films of the last ten years. Dieter Laser was a fantastic villain and the concept was original and, in my mind, very funny (I love the sheer pointlessness of the "experiment"). From what I've read about the sequel, Tom Six has thrown all of this out the window - no Dieter Laser (like an Elm Street movie without Freddy), no humor, everything shown and not suggested. A depraved idiot who masturbates while watching video from the first film? Really? I don't need to see a movie to be disgusted (I've attended autopsies for work - I can take it). I'm dissappointed that he took this route - at least Blair Witch 2 and most other lame horror sequels weren't made by the original directors.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Why all the hyperbolic reactions?

    by Ryan

    There's a lot of vitriol being spewed over this. First movie was underwhelming with a disgusting scene. Second movie will likely be more of the same. See it if you want, don't see it if you don't want... but don't call people who are interested somehow less worthwhile than you are. If those condemning fans of the film want to ride a high horse, why are you trolling around in AICN talkback forums?

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 10:37 a.m. CST

    LOUD NOISES!!!!

    by Bobo_Vision

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Dieter Laser was the reason to put up with the first.

    by UltraTron

    The rest of the film is completely reprehensible

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Feeed her!!!

    by UltraTron

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Best line of all time

    by UltraTron

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 11:10 a.m. CST

    melgibsoncalledmethenword...

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Because you demanded it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wLV-ZqQVTw&feature=channel_video_title

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 11:27 a.m. CST

    re: "Although, some of them look pretty staged,"

    by jim

    You mean, like the guy with the barf bucket. Someone gives me a bucket going into a screening, "just in case", would be enough for me to come to the conclusion regarding said movie "thanks, but no thanks" and I'd go see something that wasn't going to make me puke.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Emperor makes SOME good points, but

    by Madcapper

    I hardly think this is the right place to make them. People come here for filmrelated stuff, very seldom nuanced, political debate.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 12:51 p.m. CST

    ...which isn't Emperor's strong side either, apparently.

    by Madcapper

    Oh, and this film is as uninteresting as they come.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 3:24 p.m. CST

    I'm surprised no one has made a porn version of Human Centipede yet

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Serbian Film?

    by tohn007

    I've never heard of it. Definitely not going to see it. I was just curious, what happens in that film that is so sick?

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Tom Byron is doing the porno version.

    by ZodNotGod

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 4:21 p.m. CST

    "OH SHIT! I HAVE TO SHIT!"

    by ZodNotGod

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 4:45 p.m. CST

    If it was banned in the UK

    by kingralphuk

    ...why is it showing on the Sy Fy channel as I'm typing this ? Have I missed something here? :-/

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 4:50 p.m. CST

    The centipede has a beer and cheats on its wife.

    by The Real McClane

    Idiotic stuff.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 5:02 p.m. CST

    kingralphuk

    by jacksparness

    You're watching the first one on the SyFy channel not the new one.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Coming Spring 2011...

    by jacksparness

    Just in case no one else has mentioned this, it says Spring 2011 as a release because it will be Spring in Australia when it's Autumn in the Northern hemisphere. Jesus...get a globe you idiots.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 5:29 p.m. CST

    I'll never watch this shit just

    by lookylookymoontard

    like i'll never watched the first one because my brain only holds a certain amount of information and i'm afraid it might replace that memory of my ex letting me poke her poo pipe

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Choppah....

    by 3774

    Wish granted, you pervert! http:// www.youtube.com /watch?v=vgxQBgkK3do

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 6:35 p.m. CST

    bag of shite

    by tazzzer

    full sequence with piss!

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Sheeesh

    by Clio

    I can't get my brain around the notion that some people might actually want to see this move, or the first one. So I firmly believe that anyone in attendance must have wandered into the theater by mistake, or they don't have the sense that God gave a goose.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 9:43 p.m. CST

    This is going to suck...

    by Gorehog

    Sequels are never as funny as the original.

  • Sept. 6, 2011, 11:15 p.m. CST

    To those saying TP isn't art...

    by zach hill

    ...you haven't seen Martyrs. Ok, that ones an exception, Human Centipede was far from art, as are pretty much every other TP movie out. But FOR REALS, Martyrs, great movie.

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 1:17 a.m. CST

    First Sequence was surprisingly enjoyable

    by NYC

    Yes, it was disturbing, depraved & diabolical but it had a genuine creepiness to it that made it so unsetlling. The sequel, however, doesn't have me that interested.

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 5:21 a.m. CST

    If there's actors, a director, and a camera

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    It's art. You can call it bad art, but it's art. <--- see the period?

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 5:21 a.m. CST

    yes, that includes porn

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 5:35 a.m. CST

    heh.. you said period..

    by paul burnett

    ..which no doubt will be featured in some sorta torture porn.

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 7:08 a.m. CST

    Martyrs was brilliant and horrible

    by Lone Fox

    There's a Japanese film called Grotesque which I actually had to take a break during, it's just unrelentingly nasty.

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 9:22 a.m. CST

    ... some of them look pretty staged

    by SuperFinn

    So you mean some of them did not? As in; you just watched the honest reactions of some poor sods watching the movie in the "Monster Van" while a dude with a bat stood watch outside?

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Finally, I'm fucking un-banned, and just in time

    by JackSlater4

    This summer I purchased 2 boxes of chocolate cream filled twinkies only available for a limited time. I've been sitting on them waiting for October because I knew there would be a new 'pede movie and I would be able to unleash my beloved Twinkie Centipede Full Sequence on the world. You can find Twinkie Centipded First Sequence here http://www.chud.com/23739/twinkie-centipede-is-way-more-disgusting-than-human-centipede/ I hope 'pede 2: Full 'pede is good, I will miss Doctor Heiter and the spoilers coming from the U.K. don't have my hopes too high, but I will watch it and I heard it's in black and white so I gained a little bit of trust back from Tom Six. http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/spoiler-alert---human-centipede---uncut

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 10:59 a.m. CST

    i thought the reactions

    by JAMF

    were meant to be of the victims that martin captures and puts in to the centipede? he's showing them the first film and picking his victims based on who reacted most violently to the film. so this IS footage from the new film, no? but you guys are saying its one of those staged audience reaction things made by the marketing people? not sure which...

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Thanks, Pinky!

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    I'll check it out after work.

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Many of you seem stupid

    by Mr. Giant

    You're complaining that these reactions seem fake? Like the guy beating off? Or the person puking in a bucket? It's OBVIOUSLY fake, they're doing it as a gag. How old are you people? I didn't think the first was all that...it was really just so-so, got sort of played out 2/3 through. But man, I can't believe the reactions here. You really think anyone who might be interested in seeing this movie is a sick fuck? So the only entertainment you guys like is kids movies or some shit? You don't play videogames where you blow off someone's head? You don't watch movies where at the end when the bad guy is impaled to death you don't go "hell yeah!" And it's a double joke when a movie like Evil Dead is called "fun" and this is sick...where Evil Dead is mostly a series of scenes of people chopping each other up and let's not forget TREE RAPE. If any of you people who decry this movie are fans of Evil Dead, you're sick, and you like raping. Hope there are no little girls in your neighborhoods!

  • Sept. 7, 2011, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Their reactions may be fake...

    by thedottedlion

    ...but all these talkbackers' reactions are quite real. I love it. The first movie is not that bad, by the way. What happened to having a sense of humor about crazy disgusting gore? Is it just me? Maybe it was always just me.

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