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The International Trailer for Sandler's JACK & JILL will strain your ability to love ELO to the breaking point!
Hey folks, Harry here... Remember A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. You know that chair they strapped Alex in, the horrible imagery they put before his unblinking eyes? But how the particularly painful part was the use of Ludwig aurally. Here - with JACK & JILL - the most unbelievably bad idea in recent film history - a trailer that I can't beieve exists, though it isn't even the first time. Right now - ELO makes me sick. I love ELO. But whoring out to this shit? Disco is Dead. Adam Sandler finally killed it. Melodramatic? I don't think so. In particular. Al Pacino. Last night I watched the beautiful Blu-Ray for SCARFACE - and this used to be one of our greatest actors. Now he wants to fuck Adam Sandler in a dress. The affront to my senses is... too much to bare alone, so I share this apocalypse with you. Don't hate me. I just need to confirm that what I saw was real - and not a fevered nightmare. Watch if you dare...
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Thought I could, but I can't.
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yeah this is awful. still not convinced it isnt a funny or die parody or something similar.
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That, and I cannot stand ELO.
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ok seriosuly .. this may be the event that destroys the planet
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Aug 24, 2011 4:48:51 PM CDT
yeah I suffered through 30 seconds of the last trailer and still scarred
by rupee88
no way I am pressing play on this one. Everyone involved with this film is a worthless whore except maybe the gaffer who just gotta eat.
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Aug 24, 2011 4:54:25 PM CDT
Yes. I will register my disgust at this crap. Crawl in a hole, Sandler.
by beangrud
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..and actually pushed the "play" button. I am still traumatized by the sheer awfulness of it. Been a Sandler fan for years, but this,... this....what the hell happened????
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adam sandler apparently does. i honestly would rather watch that 3 minute sketch 30 times than see this film.
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Aug 24, 2011 5:00:39 PM CDT
I actually don't mind celebrities playing exaggerated versions of themselves
by d.vader
And this didn't look terrible either. I probably would like it if I was the same age as when I saw Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo
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I made it to the 21 second mark before hitting stop. Is that a record?
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ears AND mouth".
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Yeah, this is a shit trailer for what definitely looks like a shit movie. Which, yes, happens to have an ELO song as the background for the second 50 seconds of its sub-two-minute running time. Which, if you have any sense at all, you will watch ONCE, if that. THAT'S really what jumps out at you? You can't listen to ELO now after that 50 seconds? Really? C'mon.
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Not saying much but it really doesn't. Would likely watch this a million times over Bedtime Stories
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They were actually a damned good band.
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Aug 24, 2011 5:09:19 PM CDT
don't go blaming ELO for the black hole of talent that is Adam Sandler
by skankardly
every. single. movie. he makes. fucking horror show.
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Now excuse me while I washout my eyes with bleach.
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I'm sorry. This is ridiculous. Sandler is not a total freaking moron. If anyone knows real comedy, it's someone like Sandler. He knows what's up. There's no way he's proud of that crap. How the hell does he sleep at night when this exists? I mean, is this a gotta eat thing? Is he living in a mansion he can no longer afford?
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I'm actually a lot more open-minded than most of you fuckers (I once used to post under Easily Pleased, as I could see some good in everything).
But that was surely the most hateful trailer I've seen in ages! Every lame cliché under the sun, and it doesn't even look like it was shot well, with all that standing directly left and right of each other shit! Fuck, the Matrix sequels showed more skill in that sort of thing and it was about 10 years ago.
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Aug 24, 2011 5:27:00 PM CDT
Does that little kid have a fucking dildo strapped to his head?
by azultool
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...right? Right? RIGHT?
This seems like a spoof trailer, like one you'd see on The Critic or, as tomdolan04 pointed out, on South Park.
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...A WOMAN!
God, South Park nailed this. Embarrassing that it's now real. Next year lets see if we get Rob Sneider as a carrot movie. -
An old lady gets kicked in the face with a shoe. Comedy Gold. What the fuck more do you want. It is not the next Lars von Trier film.
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...http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/388737/rated-arg-for-pirates
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i had to fight my better judgement to just walk away.
once i saw the same setup as the old trailer- (the airport meet) i just stopped it.
i should have stopped when they set up the trailer with that saccharine family comedy music along with the image of the 'everyday' family's mansion home pan-down shot. -
A LOT. Came out my nose, but the pain that is this trailer beats that discomfort, hands down. Visible tripe...It'll make a billion dollars. Humanity has no hope, I'm going to start praying to our Dolphin overlords while there's still a chance.
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I swear to fucking Christ each time I come to this site Hollywood tops itself with an even bigger shitburger than the day before.
Adam Sandler just needs to crawl away and die now. Seriously.
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fixed that for ya...
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Aug 24, 2011 5:39:58 PM CDT
Is this a lost trailer that was in Funny People?? Because OMFG x(
by drpain
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It just doesn't seem real. Adam Sandler when he lets someone else take control usually works. When he and his friends make a movie it sucks horribly.
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Aug 24, 2011 5:41:21 PM CDT
Steve Jobs quit Apple! These are the end times indeed people!!
by drpain
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It could be one of two things though.
Knowing all you will be watching it and imagining your reactions, or
The weed I just smoked may have made me even dumber,
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Aug 24, 2011 5:44:19 PM CDT
WOW, I never liked Adam Sandler and I am not shocked at this
by the green gargantua
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Aug 24, 2011 5:46:09 PM CDT
Steve Jobs is out at Apple. Damn, I wonder if he's knocking on death's door.
by the_choppah
Dude's been sick for a while.
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Aug 24, 2011 5:49:32 PM CDT
This looks like a spoof movie like what we saw in "Funny "People"
by drbathroommd
The kind of thing that Sandler has done in the past but more ridiculous. He was poking fun at himself in that movie. Now it seems like he still hasn't learned.
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It brings new levels of suck. Levels of suck I never knew existed. Hope it tanks hard. Fucking horrible looking.
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Aug 24, 2011 5:58:21 PM CDT
It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror
by dopre
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Only snickered once the whole trailer (at Al Pacino's Oscar getting destroyed and his reaction). What happened to Adam Sandler? He was once really funny.
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what more is there to say!
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Aug 24, 2011 6:30:48 PM CDT
interesting that he'll make films that are worse than those
by iwasinjuniorhighdickhead
he'd parodied in his own films.
Never understood what made him so popular, but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for a while. So far as I can tell, he adopts a stupid voice and half-bothers to ad-lib shit. Thought he'd strike for semi-respectability after Punchdrunk. Almost respect him for going so far toward Idiocracy. -
I knew it.
Oh Sandler you sly fox! -
I just watched this trailer yesterday and the entire theater was laughing and out of control! Jealous because everything Sandler touches is gold?
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Thank God he didn't Taboo it
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Heck, one viewing of one trailer was enough. I'm not putting myself through that torture again.
I hope Al Pacino gets a nice holiday, house extension or whatever out of the wage he got for this. -
I can't tell if this whole thing is a goof or if they are going after the little kid and moron audience or what. The movie about him as the hairdresser dude made money so this probably will too.
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Is it just me or is every Adam Sandler character these days a successful rich guy living in a mansion with a hot younger wife and precocious kids?
Look, I don't give a shit if he just wants to make a load of really expensive home movies with his buddies but does he really have to release them to the general public every time? -
The song (Don't Bring Me Down) was recorded way back in 1979 for the album "Discovery" which most ELO fans regard as the big turning point downwards in the band (actually leader Jeff Lynne who fronted and wrote all the music much like Trent Reznor did with Nine Inch Nails). Jeff Lynne has basically been retired for decades except as a occasional producer and he probably doesn't give a shit who he licenses his old songs to anymore as long as he collects a few bucks.
Pacino is the guy who comes off looking like a desperate stooge in this trailer. Adam Sandler just looks (and acts) as terrible and pathetically unfunny as he always has so it's not like any shock there. -
I thought it had some funny moments.
And Al gotta eat.
Never did like ELO, so no loss there.
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Sorry but that made me LMAO. I don't really like that ELO song. So I wouldn't have cared anyway but that trailer looked fine to me. And so what if Al Pacino isn't superficial? *snort* I think you over-reacted. But if you still feel bad just pop XANADU in and that'll make it all better. XD
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Fuck me...!
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In the original recording they're singing GRUCE (a nonsense word), not BRUCE. Though they changed it afterwards when they realized everyone in the audience was singing BRUCE.
G)rossly
R)etarded
U)nfunny
C)rappy
E)ntertainment
Thanks for clearing that up for us, Sandler! -
Aug 24, 2011 7:34:41 PM CDT
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I SWEAR TO CHRIST I COULD COME UP WITH A BETTER FUCKING COMEDY SCRIPT THAN THIS
by astronut
This shit is fucking shameful. Is it that hard to do a comedy film???! Really??!
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ELO? recent appearances of ELO in soundtracks and trailers has been Jeff Lynne whoring out the music and himself remaking the music at times. You gotta eat if you are not producing any new albums lately. This site has all the info...http://www.elodiscovery.com/
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...they should have sent a poet.
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Aug 24, 2011 7:46:47 PM CDT
This makes me sad the rapture didn't happen
by melgibsoncalledmethenword
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When does this come out?!! I can't wait!!!
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Aug 24, 2011 7:49:28 PM CDT
Somewhere, black people are laughing their ass off while watching this trailer
by melgibsoncalledmethenword
and we elected one president!? FUUUUU
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yeah, it sucks, it's an Adam Sandler movie. (wow)
But wtf is with the over the top histrionics with ELO???
I was expecting by your whining and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that I was going to see an endless montage of the ELO discography with Sandler raping Rob Schneiders mouth in-time with the beat.
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I believe that Harry really hates it, but I've called an ambulance for the rest of you. XD http://youtu.be/0mP3-vSR50E
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Aug 24, 2011 8:09:18 PM CDT
I'd rather watch spark a big fattie to a Sandler movie than
by greatgonzoo
sit through a depressing 2.5 hour Apatow produced or directed emo-targeted bullshit.
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Aug 24, 2011 8:10:54 PM CDT
I liked Funny People And this is THE END...IS THIS hell??? where am I???
by rhoadesfire71
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I've learned to enjoy the bad movies sometimes. This is so ridiculous it may be funny, like it's a parody of itself. However, something like Mr. Popper's Penguins looked like shit. It tried to be something it wasn't - serious. Jack & Jill can't exist without knowing what it is - just like Arnie and Devito in Twins. By all account, that idea doesn't work either - UNLESS, it knows it doesn't work. Jack & Jill won't be awful - if you know how to enjoy the right parts of it, that is.
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Damn you for putting this on your site. I swear to God I am dumber for watching it.
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Aug 24, 2011 9:27:22 PM CDT
I'd rather have a syringe of hydrocholric acid injected into my face than to watch this tripe.
by thebrickwithouse
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Aug 24, 2011 9:34:31 PM CDT
Why even bother releasing comedies internationally?
by nasty in the pasty
They're the genre that appeals the least to foreign markets, because no one understands the subtle cultural differences that make the jokes work.
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they pull it and go straight to VOD
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Yeah, the spawn of Adam Sandler and Katie Holmes is going to look like fucking Kumar.
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Aug 24, 2011 10:09:39 PM CDT
don't look too bad, just another comedy. i'll ipod it at work.
by wattos new hat
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Please tell me this is a deleted scene from the beginning of Tropic Thunder.
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Either that, or he'll actually make "Re-Do" from "Funny People".
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Aug 24, 2011 11:39:05 PM CDT
So..this one day a Jew and a Scientologist decide to make a movie...
by conspiracy
Sorry...no punchline. Unless you find this waste of film funny. In which case I would guess you are late for your auditing session.
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He hasn't been funny since Herliy Boy...and even then it was that dead coke chorter Farley who supplied the yuks.
Seriously..I know nepotism is rampant in Hollywood, and I'm sure Sandler shakes all the Studio head hands at the local Synagogue...but the guy must suck a mean fucking dick to still be getting work after the endless shit films he has churned out. The guy is fucking box office Poison anywhere outside the Tri-State area. -
I don't need to leave a note, I'll just leave this trailer playing when they find me.
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One geek bashes something and it spreads to other geeks at an alarming rate. Only highly resistant Geeks, those with the independent strain of the geek gene are safe to make up their own minds.
That said I did roll my eyes when "Jill" turned around for the big reveal but I laughed at quite a few moments.
And Harry, Pacino can't just play the same ol' characters forever. Some actors like to try new things and have some fun. If you didn't laugh at the self referential Academy award joke then I would make the argument that you sir have no funny bone. Good day to you. -
like Little Nickey. Do we need to burn him at the stake over it? haha
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BILLY MADISON, BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE, WATERBOY.
This is the same shit. It's 90's broad farcical character 'comedy'. Except we're, you know, twenty fucking years in the future. This is an artifact from a terrible, terrible past.
That said, I laughed throughout the trailer. Not because it was funny. Because it defies sense. I can't think of a worse idea for a movie. I almost want to see it. Just to verify that it actually exists. -
Aug 25, 2011 12:44:39 AM CDT
In all fairness, Zohan had a few funny moments
by melgibsoncalledmethenword
the phone call was funny...and "no the bush! its the biggest!'
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That's right. I wouldn't waste two hours of my life when I was absolutely bored watching this, for free.
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In reference to Pacino's one Oscar, was actually a pretty funny line. Other than that, horrid.
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Aug 25, 2011 1:46:45 AM CDT
Bill Clay, your comment made me laugh more than this trailer!
by benbraddock
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Aug 25, 2011 2:21:19 AM CDT
I knew somebody who thought Pacino should do funnier stuff a la De Niro
by jesiah
this dumbass thought Pacino was too serious and needed to do some more funny family friendly stuff. Thanks for the insight you sycophantic cock sucker.
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Aug 25, 2011 2:27:17 AM CDT
im surprised there wasnt a record scratch in the trailer
by melgibsoncalledmethenword
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It will most likely just have its moments...but Adam Sandler is a pretty funny guy. I like pretty much all of his movies...with a few exceptions. This one looks like a middle of the road...but we will see. More than likely a rental.
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Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were both very funny. The Wedding Singer and Big Daddy were actual movies and I am probably the only person who liked Little Nicky.
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Aug 25, 2011 3:05:06 AM CDT
And as someone else pointed ELO has been whoring out their music for years.
by hst666
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Aug 25, 2011 3:10:07 AM CDT
Artists usually aren't that picky with who uses their music...
by steele8280
As long as you pay the price. Same goes for Beatles, Bob Dylan, Muse, you name it.
The only remarkable thing regarding ELO is trailers is that Hollywood seems to think they only made this song and Mr. Blue Sky.
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It's cinematic rape.
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Until now, the revenue model has been that the audience pays to see a movie. This is clearly the beginning of a new approach, where the audience is paid to sit through a movie. The only problem is that the Federal Reserve couldn't print enough money to get more than a few thousand people to sit through this fucking travesty. This may be the first movie in history to have a negative box-office. Heath Ledger dies of an accidental prescription drug overdose, and this talentless fuck is still wasting oxygen? Could somebody please pass this assmop a bucket of speedballs?
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It's a harmless family comedy, not aimed at the so called writers (who don't know the difference between bear and bare) who contribute to this site.
I think the main problem is that this site is so devoid of any actual news it can break, because it's competitors left it in their dust a long time ago, that they'll put any old shit up just to try and generate some talk back traffic/page impressions/ad revenue.
Seriously guys, take a look at this site. It may have looked good back a decade ago but jeez. You can't even embed video properly without spilling over columns, no social network compatibilty other than a broken facebook login. But even a makeover isn't going to change the fact that your content is poor. News that most have read elsewhere and a few film reviews here and there.
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It's a harmless family comedy, not aimed at the so called writers (who don't know the difference between bear and bare) who contribute to this site.
I think the main problem is that this site is so devoid of any actual news it can break, because it's competitors left it in their dust a long time ago, that they'll put any old shit up just to try and generate some talk back traffic/page impressions/ad revenue.
Seriously guys, take a look at this site. It may have looked good back a decade ago but jeez. You can't even embed video properly without spilling over columns, no social network compatibilty other than a broken facebook login. But even a makeover isn't going to change the fact that your content is poor. News that most have read elsewhere and a few film reviews here and there.
Some of your writers are good but there's such a dearth of real content here. -
In addition, it would be nice if I didn't have to wait like, 3 minutes for a page to load when I'm viewing it on my iPhone. And when I post here using my phone, I have to click on the subject field twice and exit twice before any text registers on screen. It's a mess. I doubt Harry or anyone else here running the site even gives a shit. A shame because I do like coming here.
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Aug 25, 2011 5:52:03 AM CDT
This looks like a trailer for those fake movies that Adam Sandler was the star of in Funny People.
by jag_off
Except it's actually real.... Fuck.
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Katie Holmes?
Im sorry but this is the woman who turned down The Dark Knight as she wanted to work in better productions
This is deemed better than Dark Knight in her eyes?
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Aug 25, 2011 6:29:19 AM CDT
Looks better than some of the shyte you promote on this site.
by reaperone
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Aug 25, 2011 6:29:23 AM CDT
Looks better than some of the shyte you promote on this site.
by reaperone
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Aug 25, 2011 6:29:27 AM CDT
Looks better than some of the shyte you promote on this site.
by reaperone
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"Couldn't stop laughing..." "Two Thumbs Up..." "Double your pleasure with two Adam Sandlers..." are just a sample of some of the reviews you will be reading after this premieres and then proceeds to bitch-slap the competition into submission at the box-office... MARK MY WORDS!
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I can't read this talk back, why's it centered?????
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There be lots of drama queens in the house.
For the record, this trailer is shit. The film probably will be too, but watching the trailer doesn't make me throw up, faint or cause my eyes to be washed in bleach. That's just drama queen bullshit. It's a shit trailer to a shit film. That is all. -
How many of Sandler's stuff actually has ever looked good...really....no way did I EVER think that the previews for 90% of his movies looked like they'd be remotely funny...
Billy Madison--funny for its time but I hate watching it now, mostly cuz im not a stoner or loser or 12 anymore
Happy Gilmore---ok, still funny, but when it came out I didn't really think the previews looked good
fast forward to Waterboy--horrible looking, just dumb, but not thaaaat bad of a movie
Big Daddy---actually probably my favorite trailer for any of his films, mostly cuz there were bigger life lessons in it.
EVERYTHING SINCE---ya, you get the idea.
Bottom line, of course the movie looks like crap, but ELO was barely in the trailer and if Al Pacino had been in decent stuff recently I'd feel bad for him, but nope, he makes the same sh*t as DeNiro now so really, seeing him in this doesn't surprise me at all...here's hoping Killer Elite is ok so I can at least get the glimmer that one of these guys is still sane. -
I've always enjoyed watching the afore mentioned in Sandlers films.
Like the cross eyed fella in The Waterboy. Or even Schneider in the same film.
It would appear tho, I must admit, that Sandler can "No Longer Do It"
Pity -
Aug 25, 2011 8:07:42 AM CDT
guaranteed Pacino's stuff is the best part of the movie...
by weylandyutani
So now that we saw it in the trailer, there is not reason to waste $15 bucks.
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were shit
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There's this screwed up rich guy... blah blah... B to A List actress way to hot to ever be with Sandler... blah blah... kvetchy canned old Jew voice for yucks... blah blah.. Sandler yelling... blah blah... personal growth to show heart of gold shine through... Slightly less screwed up rich guy... The end.
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And it's not as mind-numbingly awful as you said. It's WORSE. The only reason I can think of for Pacino being in this abomination is that he needed a paycheck.
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Aug 25, 2011 9:46:06 AM CDT
Zohan almost worked because it was based on a true story...
by royston lodge
...but it would have been way better if it had been done by a semi-artsy Israeli director and starring an actual badass action actor.
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Aug 25, 2011 10:04:04 AM CDT
Why is it, on days when GOOD trailers are released to the net...
by royston lodge
...that AICN insists on posting about the bad ones.
I just took a look at Dave's Trailer Page. There's plenty of great stuff there (particularly Texas Killing Fields) that would be of interest to geekdom.
But no, AICN thinks Jack & Jill is more newsworthy?
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Aug 25, 2011 10:20:22 AM CDT
Adam Sandler's movies havent changed in the past 15 years
by sunwukong86
He plays one of two characters in every movie.
A) The asshole with anger issues who changes by the end of the movie
B) The lovable moron that gets the girl at the end of the movie.
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I actually paid to see that piece of garbage. I almost walked out several times. I remember when a Pacino movie was automatically an event film...now he just needs to stop already. I honestly can't remember the last movie he was in that was even remotely good...Heat?
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Aug 25, 2011 10:41:04 AM CDT
Once upon a time, Pacino and DeNiro were their generation's best dramatic actors...
by johnny ahab
Now, Pacino has joined DeNiro in comedy hackdom. Sad to see how far these two guys have fallen.
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A tollbooth worker lives in a $3million loft in NYC? Oh look the cute kid is pissing in a plant! Haahahaha! Oh look the cute kid is kicking someone in the balls! Hahahahaha! The problem is people actually think this crap is funny. I saw Grown Ups with a group of guys last summer and as we came out of the theater I was about to say: That was stupid! But every one suddenly started raving about how "funny" it was. Hmmm. All I can think of is Idiocracy.
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Like, really hilarious. My friend and I had tears in our eyes. I slid off the seat at one point I was laughing so hard. It reminded me of the dumb humor in Austin Powers, it's just funny for no good reason.
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Aug 25, 2011 11:00:59 AM CDT
I would rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day parade than watch this movie. But....
by jawsfan
I liked Pacino's line "You'd think I'd have more [Academy Awards], but no."
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Average-looking schlep who inexplicably has an amazing job and a beautiful wife. Learns an obligatory lesson by the end of the movie with no real sense of risk to his well-being, rinse, repeat.
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Tell me this isn't on the scale of the ridiculous trailers from "Funny People"!!!!
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Tell me this isn't on the scale of the ridiculous trailers from "Funny People"!!!!
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Aug 25, 2011 12:14:26 PM CDT
pacino and deniro have an ongoing private bet to see who can appear in the shittier movie
by ragingfluff
Pacino just put himself in the lead
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Sandler has been wallowing in plain old crap for years, but this actually looks like he's trying to outdo himself. I laughed at the trailer. It looks beyond ridiculous.
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Aug 25, 2011 1:41:51 PM CDT
SHEMALE SANDLER (To Male Sandler) Did you just take a dump in your pants? MALE SANDLER (Wacky voice) I just took a dump in my pants! SHEMALE SANDLER Hey kids. You're dad just took a dump in his pants! QUE MUSIC: "I feel good" by James Brown.
by azultool
Adam, give me $5000.00 for that scene.
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Hope you're ALL fucking REAL HAPPY now. Go ahead, all these years you've spent defending this FUCK Adam Sandler with his retard baby-talk mental handicapped fucking UNFUNNY schtick, I hope you FUCKING CHOKE on this piece of shit STUPID fucking movie. Oh, but you loved Happy Gilmore and the Waterboy, yes I know I know whenever one speaks ill of Adam Sandler it's Oh but Happy Gilmore was good and Oh I loved Waterboy, well here you go you apologist fucking dipshit Adam Sandler fans TAKE IT AND FUCKING CHOKE ON IT
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.......But I fucking hate Adam Sandler!! He is a cunt of the highest order!!
I don't know why, I just fucking hate him - as much as I hate Elijah Wood, Kirsten Dunst, and Charles Grodin.
Put them on a bus, chuck it off a high cliff, I'd be more than happy!! Bastards!! -
Aug 25, 2011 1:59:33 PM CDT
I dont think anyone's defending Sandler, at least not here
by sunwukong86
Im honestly amazed he survived longer than Jim Carrey
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and when will sandler grow the fuck up
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Aug 25, 2011 2:13:24 PM CDT
Holy shit - this is a real movie?! Thought it was just South Park!!
by venvariants
Wow - this looks like SHIT!!
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Aug 25, 2011 3:35:14 PM CDT
One hopes that, at the very least, this movie didn't cost much to make.
by royston lodge
If I thought for a second that better, lower-budget movies were passed over because this cinematic abortion got the greenlight, my oatmeal might hit the wall.
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So, Al Pacino is attracted to Jill. But... Jack and Jill are IDENTICAL twins!! So, wouldn't that mean Pacino is also attracted to Jack?? Does that come into play?
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That guy that plays Pacino NAILS HIM! The impression is so good it's scary! I can't wait to see this film. Sandler hits another one out of the park! Hopefully it's PG-13 so entire families can get in. An R rating might hurt the box office. I need to play some ELO right now and pretend MY ugly, clumsy twin sister has come to visit. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 25, 2011 6:12:56 PM CDT
Harry, your intestinal band must be too tight...crabby prick--
by bob cryptonight
Yes, this movie looks dumb, but for chrissakes your vicious post is so silly. ELO being whored out? The title of the song fits with the shit they are showing and, anyway, by the time Don't Bring Me Down showed up, ELO were purposely trying to crank out hit records. A worse idea than this movie? Letting you get involved with John Carter. Maybe? Ya think...?
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Aug 25, 2011 7:18:04 PM CDT
To all who were involved in the making of this movie...
by alienindisguise
I hope you all get raped in the face.
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...looks like Minnie Driver caught in a vice...
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Aug 25, 2011 10:46:46 PM CDT
This inspired me to come up with a movie pitch idea: Two comedy movie actor rivals...
by prof. pop-cult
...Who absolutely loathe one another (perhaps an issue they have over a female starlet both fucked) bet who can make the absolutely worst movie yet still make the most at the box office over their rivals. The whole thing would be a vicious satire on the Hollywood studio system, and the American audience. Of course, this concept would never be produced, and nobody would watch it. (I could pitch it as "it's Idiocracy set in the modern-day movie industry.")
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Aug 26, 2011 12:43:09 AM CDT
What's up with Pacino's body? Does he have some sort of special effect under his shirt...
by moonlightdrive
that's used later in the scene that isn't shown in the trailer?
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I find it baffling. Surely he was funny in past.
The Zohan movie was so offensive in it's awfulness.
Where is the quality control? I guess he doesn't care. -
I'm (probably) older than a lot of you, and Sandler's boy-in-a-man's-body schtick was a dull and unimaginative rip-off of Pee-Wee from the start.
Sandler is a generational act, like "Napolean Dynamite" or Jerry Lewis. You laugh at them for a few years, and then you grow up and realize that they were shit all along. -
Aug 26, 2011 8:26:37 AM CDT
The phone number Pacino wrote on the hotdog isn't a 555 number
by bobo_vision
Which means it's a real phone number and you can actually call it. One of you guys, phone that number (it's a New York area code) and tell the rest of us who answered. Kay?
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Really I'd love to see Louis C.K and a couple of other smart-ass comics do something like that to completely shit on the mediocrity of today's "comedians".
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This looks like a Adam Sandler movie. Just mindless stupid fun. In fact this looks more like old school Sandler. The trailer is just missing some Rob Schneider.
Sandler is not Eddie Murphy who went from brilliant to stupid and should be burned on a cross.
Sandler has always been stupid. Just sit back and enjoy. -
with Kathy Griffin.
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He's gotta eat ya know. Them ELO, Wilbury, or solo records ain't exactly flyin' off the shelves these days. Somebody should autotune "Mr. Blue Sky" for the kids.
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You guys are no fun.
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"Hey remember in the beginning of blade runner where the guy is interviewing the big robot man and he has this machine with bellows and a camera zoomed in on his eye? Well I-" FOR FUCK'S SAKE just call it the Ludovico Technique. I've only seen A Clockwork Orange twice and I clearly remembered what it is called. Give us some fucking credit we are FILM GEEKS. Voight-Motherfucking-Kampff! Oh and the movie looks like shit and all that...
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....Are you SURE English is your first language? You were almost slightly comprehensible there.
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Wow! You people need to lighten up. Especially Harry!
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