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The International Trailer for Sandler's JACK & JILL will strain your ability to love ELO to the breaking point!

Hey folks, Harry here...   Remember A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.   You know that chair they strapped Alex in, the horrible imagery they put before his unblinking eyes?   But how the particularly painful part was the use of Ludwig aurally.   Here - with JACK & JILL - the most unbelievably bad idea in recent film history - a trailer that I can't beieve exists, though it isn't even the first time.   Right now - ELO makes me sick.   I love ELO.   But whoring out to this shit?  Disco is Dead.   Adam Sandler finally killed it.  Melodramatic?  I don't think so.   In particular.  Al Pacino.   Last night I watched the beautiful Blu-Ray for SCARFACE - and this used to be one of our greatest actors.  Now he wants to fuck Adam Sandler in a dress.   The affront to my senses is...  too much to bare alone, so I share this apocalypse with you.   Don't hate me.   I just need to confirm that what I saw was real - and not a fevered nightmare.  Watch if you dare...



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  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Sorry, I can't even bring myself to hit play.

    by Simpsonian

    Thought I could, but I can't.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Second! I mean first! ghaaa

    by dahveed1972

    yeah this is awful. still not convinced it isnt a funny or die parody or something similar.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    You lost at INTERNATIONAL TRAILER FOR SANDLER'S

    by davidwebb

    That, and I cannot stand ELO.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    You lost ME, even.

    by davidwebb

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:45 p.m. CST

    2012

    by MovieWhore

    ok seriosuly .. this may be the event that destroys the planet

  • no way I am pressing play on this one. Everyone involved with this film is a worthless whore except maybe the gaffer who just gotta eat.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:55 p.m. CST

    I fell for this last time....

    by thot

    ..and actually pushed the "play" button. I am still traumatized by the sheer awfulness of it. Been a Sandler fan for years, but this,... this....what the hell happened????

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Al Pacino is going down the Deniro path.

    by DeadStar

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 4:58 p.m. CST

    who remembers "gap girls?"

    by mrgreentheplant

    adam sandler apparently does. i honestly would rather watch that 3 minute sketch 30 times than see this film.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5 p.m. CST

    Sandler's doing a flick with Jennifer Aniston?

    by sweeneydave

  • And this didn't look terrible either. I probably would like it if I was the same age as when I saw Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5 p.m. CST

    George C. Scott watches the JACK AND JILL trailer:

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Adam Sandler = Martin Lawrence

    by Lone Fox

    I made it to the 21 second mark before hitting stop. Is that a record?

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:03 p.m. CST

    "This November, Adam Sandler shits in your eyes

    by tomdolan04

    ears AND mouth". <p> Yeah the last episode of South Park had this one on the money

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:04 p.m. CST

    ELO?

    by fullrotor

    Yeah, this is a shit trailer for what definitely looks like a shit movie. Which, yes, happens to have an ELO song as the background for the second 50 seconds of its sub-two-minute running time. Which, if you have any sense at all, you will watch ONCE, if that. THAT'S really what jumps out at you? You can't listen to ELO now after that 50 seconds? Really? C'mon.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Doesn't look as bad as Sandler's recent films

    by Eliywahoo

    Not saying much but it really doesn't. Would likely watch this a million times over Bedtime Stories

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Poor fucking ELO.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    They were actually a damned good band.

  • every. single. movie. he makes. fucking horror show.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:16 p.m. CST

    I can't believe I actually watched that

    by disfigurehead

    Now excuse me while I washout my eyes with bleach.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:21 p.m. CST

    You'd think marrying Tom Cruise would land you better roles.

    by Subovon

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Sandler isn't an idiot

    by BackwardGalaxy

    I'm sorry. This is ridiculous. Sandler is not a total freaking moron. If anyone knows real comedy, it's someone like Sandler. He knows what's up. There's no way he's proud of that crap. How the hell does he sleep at night when this exists? I mean, is this a gotta eat thing? Is he living in a mansion he can no longer afford?

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:22 p.m. CST

    HORSESHIT & GARBAGE

    by AzulTool

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Fuck me, that was bad!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    I'm actually a lot more open-minded than most of you fuckers (I once used to post under Easily Pleased, as I could see some good in everything). But that was surely the most hateful trailer I've seen in ages! Every lame cliché under the sun, and it doesn't even look like it was shot well, with all that standing directly left and right of each other shit! Fuck, the Matrix sequels showed more skill in that sort of thing and it was about 10 years ago. Truly everything bad about cash-in Hollywood was present in that trailer

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Does that little kid have a fucking dildo strapped to his head?

    by AzulTool

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    This trailer has to be fake...

    by Sorbo1980

    ...right? Right? RIGHT? This seems like a spoof trailer, like one you'd see on The Critic or, as tomdolan04 pointed out, on South Park.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    ADAM SANDLER IS...

    by DoubleFantasy

    ...A WOMAN! God, South Park nailed this. Embarrassing that it's now real. Next year lets see if we get Rob Sneider as a carrot movie.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Why all the manufactured rage over an Adam Sandler film?

    by Gracie Law

    An old lady gets kicked in the face with a shoe. Comedy Gold. What the fuck more do you want. It is not the next Lars von Trier film.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:29 p.m. CST

    South Park clip....

    by Sorbo1980

    ...http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/388737/rated-arg-for-pirates

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:30 p.m. CST

    i couldn't do it...but i did click

    by zom-bot.com

    i had to fight my better judgement to just walk away. once i saw the same setup as the old trailer- (the airport meet) i just stopped it. i should have stopped when they set up the trailer with that saccharine family comedy music along with the image of the 'everyday' family's mansion home pan-down shot.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:30 p.m. CST

    I just threw up in my mouth...

    by Zombiana_Jones

    A LOT. Came out my nose, but the pain that is this trailer beats that discomfort, hands down. Visible tripe...It'll make a billion dollars. Humanity has no hope, I'm going to start praying to our Dolphin overlords while there's still a chance.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:35 p.m. CST

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

    by tomandshell

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:38 p.m. CST

    The Ednless Hilarity of Watching Adam Sandler in a Dress

    by John

    I swear to fucking Christ each time I come to this site Hollywood tops itself with an even bigger shitburger than the day before. Adam Sandler just needs to crawl away and die now. Seriously. It hurts seeing Al Pacino making a cameo in this thing.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Adam Sandler gotta EAT! THEN shits in your eyes!

    by LargoJr

    fixed that for ya...

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:39 p.m. CST

    NOTHING WRONG WITH A GOOODHIGH CONCEPT COMEDY

    by Proman1984

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:39 p.m. CST

    AND YOU CAN TELL SANDLER IS ACTUALLY TRYING

    by Proman1984

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:40 p.m. CST

    It's like one of the fake trailers from Funny People...

    by Andrew Coleman

    It just doesn't seem real. Adam Sandler when he lets someone else take control usually works. When he and his friends make a movie it sucks horribly.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:41 p.m. CST

    NAMED CHECKED GAD ALMALEH - I WILL SEE THIS!

    by Proman1984

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:44 p.m. CST

    I have to admit. I am chuckling here

    by UGG

    It could be one of two things though. Knowing all you will be watching it and imagining your reactions, or The weed I just smoked may have made me even dumber, or it could be both. Either way I liked Pacinos Oscar line.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:44 p.m. CST

    WOW, I never liked Adam Sandler and I am not shocked at this

    by the Green Gargantua

  • Dude's been sick for a while.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:49 p.m. CST

    This looks like a spoof movie like what we saw in "Funny "People"

    by DrBathroomMD

    The kind of thing that Sandler has done in the past but more ridiculous. He was poking fun at himself in that movie. Now it seems like he still hasn't learned.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Jesus. This looks truly horrible.

    by Astronut

    It brings new levels of suck. Levels of suck I never knew existed. Hope it tanks hard. Fucking horrible looking.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 5:50 p.m. CST

    oops. myphdisdoom beat me to the punch.

    by DrBathroomMD

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6 p.m. CST

    Absolutely awful

    by BigDogg

    Only snickered once the whole trailer (at Al Pacino's Oscar getting destroyed and his reaction). What happened to Adam Sandler? He was once really funny.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:16 p.m. CST

    That Looks Horrible

    by D o o d

    what more is there to say!

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:30 p.m. CST

    interesting that he'll make films that are worse than those

    by IWasInJuniorHighDickhead

    he'd parodied in his own films.<P> Never understood what made him so popular, but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for a while. So far as I can tell, he adopts a stupid voice and half-bothers to ad-lib shit. Thought he'd strike for semi-respectability after Punchdrunk. Almost respect him for going so far toward Idiocracy.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:37 p.m. CST

    IS THIS A KUROSAWA REMAKE?

    by poop

    I knew it. Oh Sandler you sly fox!

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Are you all on drugs?

    by clavo

    I just watched this trailer yesterday and the entire theater was laughing and out of control! Jealous because everything Sandler touches is gold?

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:46 p.m. CST

    TGHDTI

    by Fred

    Thank God he didn't Taboo it

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:52 p.m. CST

    One trailer was enough thank you

    by Rogue Trooper

    Heck, one viewing of one trailer was enough. I'm not putting myself through that torture again. I hope Al Pacino gets a nice holiday, house extension or whatever out of the wage he got for this.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:54 p.m. CST

    just too over the top

    by Rupee88

    I can't tell if this whole thing is a goof or if they are going after the little kid and moron audience or what. The movie about him as the hairdresser dude made money so this probably will too.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Dang it Bobby, it's all toilet sounds!

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Is it just me or is every Adam Sandler character these days a successful rich guy living in a mansion with a hot younger wife and precocious kids? Look, I don't give a shit if he just wants to make a load of really expensive home movies with his buddies but does he really have to release them to the general public every time?

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Why Whine About ELO In This Shitty Trailer?

    by Partyslammer

    The song (Don't Bring Me Down) was recorded way back in 1979 for the album "Discovery" which most ELO fans regard as the big turning point downwards in the band (actually leader Jeff Lynne who fronted and wrote all the music much like Trent Reznor did with Nine Inch Nails). Jeff Lynne has basically been retired for decades except as a occasional producer and he probably doesn't give a shit who he licenses his old songs to anymore as long as he collects a few bucks. Pacino is the guy who comes off looking like a desperate stooge in this trailer. Adam Sandler just looks (and acts) as terrible and pathetically unfunny as he always has so it's not like any shock there.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Hmmm.....

    by ATARI

    I thought it had some funny moments.<br> <br> And Al gotta eat.<br> <br> Never did like ELO, so no loss there.<br> <br>

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:11 p.m. CST

    You'd think it but...

    by CherryValance

    Sorry but that made me LMAO. I don't really like that ELO song. So I wouldn't have cared anyway but that trailer looked fine to me. And so what if Al Pacino isn't superficial? *snort* I think you over-reacted. But if you still feel bad just pop XANADU in and that'll make it all better. XD btw, I love that Sandler has people play themselves. To this day, I still say, whenever some doesn't get it, "See, Billy Idol gets it" XD

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:29 p.m. CST

    To quote...

    by kubricksnutsack

    Fuck me...!

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Finally figured out what GRUCE means!

    by VanGoghX

    In the original recording they're singing GRUCE (a nonsense word), not BRUCE. Though they changed it afterwards when they realized everyone in the audience was singing BRUCE. G)rossly R)etarded U)nfunny C)rappy E)ntertainment Thanks for clearing that up for us, Sandler!

  • This shit is fucking shameful. Is it that hard to do a comedy film???! Really??!

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:37 p.m. CST

    ELO? recent appearances of ELO in soundtracks and trailers

    by TRON

    ELO? recent appearances of ELO in soundtracks and trailers has been Jeff Lynne whoring out the music and himself remaking the music at times. You gotta eat if you are not producing any new albums lately. This site has all the info...http://www.elodiscovery.com/

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:43 p.m. CST

    ...jesus christ.....no words.....there are no words....

    by Clavius

    ...they should have sent a poet.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:46 p.m. CST

    This makes me sad the rapture didn't happen

    by Mel

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:48 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA...omg....hee hee heeeee

    by Bobo_Vision

    When does this come out?!! I can't wait!!!

  • and we elected one president!? FUUUUU

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:51 p.m. CST

    wow, hype trivial issues much??

    by flatulence

    yeah, it sucks, it's an Adam Sandler movie. (wow) But wtf is with the over the top histrionics with ELO??? I was expecting by your whining and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that I was going to see an endless montage of the ELO discography with Sandler raping Rob Schneiders mouth in-time with the beat. no such luck.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 7:57 p.m. CST

    some of you guys lol

    by CherryValance

    I believe that Harry really hates it, but I've called an ambulance for the rest of you. XD http://youtu.be/0mP3-vSR50E

  • sit through a depressing 2.5 hour Apatow produced or directed emo-targeted bullshit.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 8:10 p.m. CST

    I liked Funny People And this is THE END...IS THIS hell??? where am I???

    by shawn rhoades

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 9:05 p.m. CST

    This movie looks ridiculous, but...

    by Angry_Charlie

    I've learned to enjoy the bad movies sometimes. This is so ridiculous it may be funny, like it's a parody of itself. However, something like Mr. Popper's Penguins looked like shit. It tried to be something it wasn't - serious. Jack & Jill can't exist without knowing what it is - just like Arnie and Devito in Twins. By all account, that idea doesn't work either - UNLESS, it knows it doesn't work. Jack & Jill won't be awful - if you know how to enjoy the right parts of it, that is.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 9:11 p.m. CST

    I'll still watch it...

    by Brandon

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Damn you

    by kibbled

    Damn you for putting this on your site. I swear to God I am dumber for watching it.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Why even bother releasing comedies internationally?

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    They're the genre that appeals the least to foreign markets, because no one understands the subtle cultural differences that make the jokes work. Of course, I use "jokes" in a very loose sense when referring to Adam Sandler movies...

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 9:39 p.m. CST

    RATED ARGH FOR FUCK YOU!

    by tlsonata

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 9:39 p.m. CST

    I predict

    by MrDexter

    they pull it and go straight to VOD

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 9:40 p.m. CST

    And why does one of Sandler's kids look INDIAN?

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Yeah, the spawn of Adam Sandler and Katie Holmes is going to look like fucking Kumar.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 10:09 p.m. CST

    don't look too bad, just another comedy. i'll ipod it at work.

    by wattos new hat

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 10:35 p.m. CST

    My eyes!!!

    by maxwello

    Please tell me this is a deleted scene from the beginning of Tropic Thunder.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Sandler's next film: a remake of "Junior".

    by A_Banned_Apart

    Either that, or he'll actually make "Re-Do" from "Funny People".

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 11:39 p.m. CST

    So..this one day a Jew and a Scientologist decide to make a movie...

    by conspiracy

    Sorry...no punchline. Unless you find this waste of film funny. In which case I would guess you are late for your auditing session.

  • Aug. 24, 2011, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Also..whose cock did Sandler suck to have a career?

    by conspiracy

    He hasn't been funny since Herliy Boy...and even then it was that dead coke chorter Farley who supplied the yuks. Seriously..I know nepotism is rampant in Hollywood, and I'm sure Sandler shakes all the Studio head hands at the local Synagogue...but the guy must suck a mean fucking dick to still be getting work after the endless shit films he has churned out. The guy is fucking box office Poison anywhere outside the Tri-State area.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 12:17 a.m. CST

    I'm putting a razor blade to my wrist...

    by Bill Clay

    I don't need to leave a note, I'll just leave this trailer playing when they find me.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 12:39 a.m. CST

    It's known a s"Geek Fever"

    by thecheesegrommit

    One geek bashes something and it spreads to other geeks at an alarming rate. Only highly resistant Geeks, those with the independent strain of the geek gene are safe to make up their own minds. That said I did roll my eyes when "Jill" turned around for the big reveal but I laughed at quite a few moments. And Harry, Pacino can't just play the same ol' characters forever. Some actors like to try new things and have some fun. If you didn't laugh at the self referential Academy award joke then I would make the argument that you sir have no funny bone. Good day to you.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 12:39 a.m. CST

    OK so it's another Adam Sandler flop

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    like Little Nickey. Do we need to burn him at the stake over it? haha

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 12:44 a.m. CST

    Guys, you're forgetting...

    by blackwood

    BILLY MADISON, BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE, WATERBOY. This is the same shit. It's 90's broad farcical character 'comedy'. Except we're, you know, twenty fucking years in the future. This is an artifact from a terrible, terrible past. That said, I laughed throughout the trailer. Not because it was funny. Because it defies sense. I can't think of a worse idea for a movie. I almost want to see it. Just to verify that it actually exists.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 12:44 a.m. CST

    In all fairness, Zohan had a few funny moments

    by Mel

    the phone call was funny...and "no the bush! its the biggest!' and thats all

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 12:59 a.m. CST

    I don't even want to download this, for free.

    by happybunni

    That's right. I wouldn't waste two hours of my life when I was absolutely bored watching this, for free.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:08 a.m. CST

    You'd think it, but oddly enough I don't

    by BeMoreFunny

    In reference to Pacino's one Oscar, was actually a pretty funny line. Other than that, horrid. I think HappyMadison should become exclusively a studio that produces movies starring Nick Swardson.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Why the F is this centered.

    by Phategod2

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:38 a.m. CST

    Adam Sandler makes Charlie Sheen look Oscar worthy!!!

    by BenBraddock

    ... too much?

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Bill Clay, your comment made me laugh more than this trailer!

    by BenBraddock

  • this dumbass thought Pacino was too serious and needed to do some more funny family friendly stuff. Thanks for the insight you sycophantic cock sucker.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 2:27 a.m. CST

    im surprised there wasnt a record scratch in the trailer

    by Mel

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 2:45 a.m. CST

    I'm down for it actually.

    by John Johnson

    It will most likely just have its moments...but Adam Sandler is a pretty funny guy. I like pretty much all of his movies...with a few exceptions. This one looks like a middle of the road...but we will see. More than likely a rental.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 3:01 a.m. CST

    His first 5 or 6 or so movies were good.

    by hst666

    Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were both very funny. The Wedding Singer and Big Daddy were actual movies and I am probably the only person who liked Little Nicky.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 3:10 a.m. CST

    Artists usually aren't that picky with who uses their music...

    by steele8280

    As long as you pay the price. Same goes for Beatles, Bob Dylan, Muse, you name it. The only remarkable thing regarding ELO is trailers is that Hollywood seems to think they only made this song and Mr. Blue Sky. Let's hope they don't find the rest of the treasure, including the gems on post-discovery albums Time and Secret Messages...

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 3:16 a.m. CST

    ADAM SANDLER FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS FOR 90 MINUTES...

    by Mr. Pricklepants

    It's cinematic rape.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 4:12 a.m. CST

    Adam Sandler is transforming cinema...

    by Trancer

    Until now, the revenue model has been that the audience pays to see a movie. This is clearly the beginning of a new approach, where the audience is paid to sit through a movie. The only problem is that the Federal Reserve couldn't print enough money to get more than a few thousand people to sit through this fucking travesty. This may be the first movie in history to have a negative box-office. Heath Ledger dies of an accidental prescription drug overdose, and this talentless fuck is still wasting oxygen? Could somebody please pass this assmop a bucket of speedballs?

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 4:55 a.m. CST

    What is the matter with you?

    by MikeCSVU

    It's a harmless family comedy, not aimed at the so called writers (who don't know the difference between bear and bare) who contribute to this site. I think the main problem is that this site is so devoid of any actual news it can break, because it's competitors left it in their dust a long time ago, that they'll put any old shit up just to try and generate some talk back traffic/page impressions/ad revenue. Seriously guys, take a look at this site. It may have looked good back a decade ago but jeez. You can't even embed video properly without spilling over columns, no social network compatibilty other than a broken facebook login. But even a makeover isn't going to change the fact that your content is poor. News that most have read elsewhere and a few film reviews here and there. Some of your writers are good but there's such a dearth of real content here.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 4:56 a.m. CST

    What is the matter with you?

    by MikeCSVU

    It's a harmless family comedy, not aimed at the so called writers (who don't know the difference between bear and bare) who contribute to this site. I think the main problem is that this site is so devoid of any actual news it can break, because it's competitors left it in their dust a long time ago, that they'll put any old shit up just to try and generate some talk back traffic/page impressions/ad revenue. Seriously guys, take a look at this site. It may have looked good back a decade ago but jeez. You can't even embed video properly without spilling over columns, no social network compatibilty other than a broken facebook login. But even a makeover isn't going to change the fact that your content is poor. News that most have read elsewhere and a few film reviews here and there. Some of your writers are good but there's such a dearth of real content here.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 5:38 a.m. CST

    I have to agree 100% with mikecsvu

    by Astronut

    In addition, it would be nice if I didn't have to wait like, 3 minutes for a page to load when I'm viewing it on my iPhone. And when I post here using my phone, I have to click on the subject field twice and exit twice before any text registers on screen. It's a mess. I doubt Harry or anyone else here running the site even gives a shit. A shame because I do like coming here.

  • Except it's actually real.... Fuck.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 6:28 a.m. CST

    Katie Holmes?

    by kusanagiguy

    Katie Holmes? Im sorry but this is the woman who turned down The Dark Knight as she wanted to work in better productions This is deemed better than Dark Knight in her eyes? Foolish girl

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 6:29 a.m. CST

    Looks better than some of the shyte you promote on this site.

    by reaperone

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 6:29 a.m. CST

    Looks better than some of the shyte you promote on this site.

    by reaperone

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 6:29 a.m. CST

    Looks better than some of the shyte you promote on this site.

    by reaperone

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Soon To Be The #1 COMEDY IN AMERICA!

    by Graphix67

    "Couldn't stop laughing..." "Two Thumbs Up..." "Double your pleasure with two Adam Sandlers..." are just a sample of some of the reviews you will be reading after this premieres and then proceeds to bitch-slap the competition into submission at the box-office... MARK MY WORDS!

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 7:10 a.m. CST

    never mind the trailer..heres the new layout!

    by paul burnett

    I can't read this talk back, why's it centered?????

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Wow

    by Denty420

    There be lots of drama queens in the house. For the record, this trailer is shit. The film probably will be too, but watching the trailer doesn't make me throw up, faint or cause my eyes to be washed in bleach. That's just drama queen bullshit. It's a shit trailer to a shit film. That is all.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Not too bad...

    by vicmackey1268

    How many of Sandler's stuff actually has ever looked good...really....no way did I EVER think that the previews for 90% of his movies looked like they'd be remotely funny... Billy Madison--funny for its time but I hate watching it now, mostly cuz im not a stoner or loser or 12 anymore Happy Gilmore---ok, still funny, but when it came out I didn't really think the previews looked good fast forward to Waterboy--horrible looking, just dumb, but not thaaaat bad of a movie Big Daddy---actually probably my favorite trailer for any of his films, mostly cuz there were bigger life lessons in it. EVERYTHING SINCE---ya, you get the idea. Bottom line, of course the movie looks like crap, but ELO was barely in the trailer and if Al Pacino had been in decent stuff recently I'd feel bad for him, but nope, he makes the same sh*t as DeNiro now so really, seeing him in this doesn't surprise me at all...here's hoping Killer Elite is ok so I can at least get the glimmer that one of these guys is still sane.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Supporting Cast

    by Geoff

    I've always enjoyed watching the afore mentioned in Sandlers films. Like the cross eyed fella in The Waterboy. Or even Schneider in the same film. It would appear tho, I must admit, that Sandler can "No Longer Do It" Pity

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 8:07 a.m. CST

    guaranteed Pacino's stuff is the best part of the movie...

    by WeylandYutani

    So now that we saw it in the trailer, there is not reason to waste $15 bucks.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 8:49 a.m. CST

    and his last two movies

    by MamboMan

    were shit

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Every pitch for an Adam Sandler movie:

    by Andy Morgan

    There's this screwed up rich guy... blah blah... B to A List actress way to hot to ever be with Sandler... blah blah... kvetchy canned old Jew voice for yucks... blah blah.. Sandler yelling... blah blah... personal growth to show heart of gold shine through... Slightly less screwed up rich guy... The end.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 9:02 a.m. CST

    I watched it, Harry.

    by DrMeyer

    And it's not as mind-numbingly awful as you said. It's WORSE. The only reason I can think of for Pacino being in this abomination is that he needed a paycheck.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Zohan almost worked because it was based on a true story...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...but it would have been way better if it had been done by a semi-artsy Israeli director and starring an actual badass action actor.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Why is it, on days when GOOD trailers are released to the net...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...that AICN insists on posting about the bad ones. I just took a look at Dave's Trailer Page. There's plenty of great stuff there (particularly Texas Killing Fields) that would be of interest to geekdom. But no, AICN thinks Jack & Jill is more newsworthy? I don't get it.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Adam Sandler's movies havent changed in the past 15 years

    by sunwukong86

    He plays one of two characters in every movie. A) The asshole with anger issues who changes by the end of the movie B) The lovable moron that gets the girl at the end of the movie. Both characters have him attached to some woman that's way too hot for him.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Anybody see Righteous Kill?

    by Charlie_Allnut

    I actually paid to see that piece of garbage. I almost walked out several times. I remember when a Pacino movie was automatically an event film...now he just needs to stop already. I honestly can't remember the last movie he was in that was even remotely good...Heat?

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 10:38 a.m. CST

    It

    by Charlie_Allnut

  • Now, Pacino has joined DeNiro in comedy hackdom. Sad to see how far these two guys have fallen.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 10:41 a.m. CST

    It's all been down hill since Big Daddy

    by Charlie_Allnut

    A tollbooth worker lives in a $3million loft in NYC? Oh look the cute kid is pissing in a plant! Haahahaha! Oh look the cute kid is kicking someone in the balls! Hahahahaha! The problem is people actually think this crap is funny. I saw Grown Ups with a group of guys last summer and as we came out of the theater I was about to say: That was stupid! But every one suddenly started raving about how "funny" it was. Hmmm. All I can think of is Idiocracy.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 10:58 a.m. CST

    I thought Zohan was hilarious

    by Astronut

    Like, really hilarious. My friend and I had tears in our eyes. I slid off the seat at one point I was laughing so hard. It reminded me of the dumb humor in Austin Powers, it's just funny for no good reason. But THIS.......... THIS looks like total crap.

  • I liked Pacino's line "You'd think I'd have more [Academy Awards], but no."

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Adam Sandler's new movie roles...

    by kidicarus

    Average-looking schlep who inexplicably has an amazing job and a beautiful wife. Learns an obligatory lesson by the end of the movie with no real sense of risk to his well-being, rinse, repeat.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 11:25 a.m. CST

    FUNNY PEOPLE

    by JohnTheBaptist

    Tell me this isn't on the scale of the ridiculous trailers from "Funny People"!!!!

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 11:25 a.m. CST

    FUNNY PEOPLE

    by JohnTheBaptist

    Tell me this isn't on the scale of the ridiculous trailers from "Funny People"!!!!

  • Pacino just put himself in the lead

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Very, very close to "so bad it's good" territory.

    by cinemixtape.com

    Sandler has been wallowing in plain old crap for years, but this actually looks like he's trying to outdo himself. I laughed at the trailer. It looks beyond ridiculous. To anyone whining about how bad this looks... you just might be missing the point.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:34 p.m. CST

    The best part is, this will probably do huge box office.

    by AzulTool

  • Adam, give me $5000.00 for that scene.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Getting what you deserve

    by CT1

    Hope you're ALL fucking REAL HAPPY now. Go ahead, all these years you've spent defending this FUCK Adam Sandler with his retard baby-talk mental handicapped fucking UNFUNNY schtick, I hope you FUCKING CHOKE on this piece of shit STUPID fucking movie. Oh, but you loved Happy Gilmore and the Waterboy, yes I know I know whenever one speaks ill of Adam Sandler it's Oh but Happy Gilmore was good and Oh I loved Waterboy, well here you go you apologist fucking dipshit Adam Sandler fans TAKE IT AND FUCKING CHOKE ON IT

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:57 p.m. CST

    I am tolerant of most things.......

    by david starling

    .......But I fucking hate Adam Sandler!! He is a cunt of the highest order!! I don't know why, I just fucking hate him - as much as I hate Elijah Wood, Kirsten Dunst, and Charles Grodin. Put them on a bus, chuck it off a high cliff, I'd be more than happy!! Bastards!!

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 1:59 p.m. CST

    I dont think anyone's defending Sandler, at least not here

    by sunwukong86

    Im honestly amazed he survived longer than Jim Carrey

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 2:08 p.m. CST

    does pacino really need to work this badly?

    by john

    and when will sandler grow the fuck up

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Holy shit - this is a real movie?! Thought it was just South Park!!

    by venvariants

    Wow - this looks like SHIT!!

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 3:35 p.m. CST

    One hopes that, at the very least, this movie didn't cost much to make.

    by Royston Lodge

    If I thought for a second that better, lower-budget movies were passed over because this cinematic abortion got the greenlight, my oatmeal might hit the wall.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Pacino

    by Essemtee

    So, Al Pacino is attracted to Jill. But... Jack and Jill are IDENTICAL twins!! So, wouldn't that mean Pacino is also attracted to Jack?? Does that come into play? This movie is going to be number one in its first weekend. You guys realize that, right?

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Hilarious trailer! That chick that plays Jill is great!

    by Quake II

    That guy that plays Pacino NAILS HIM! The impression is so good it's scary! I can't wait to see this film. Sandler hits another one out of the park! Hopefully it's PG-13 so entire families can get in. An R rating might hurt the box office. I need to play some ELO right now and pretend MY ugly, clumsy twin sister has come to visit. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 6:01 p.m. CST

    truth be told, that old Italian guy is funny. Have we seen him?

    by Arcadian Del Sol

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Harry, your intestinal band must be too tight...crabby prick--

    by Bob Cryptonight

    Yes, this movie looks dumb, but for chrissakes your vicious post is so silly. ELO being whored out? The title of the song fits with the shit they are showing and, anyway, by the time Don't Bring Me Down showed up, ELO were purposely trying to crank out hit records. A worse idea than this movie? Letting you get involved with John Carter. Maybe? Ya think...?

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 7:18 p.m. CST

    To all who were involved in the making of this movie...

    by alienindisguise

    I hope you all get raped in the face.

  • Aug. 25, 2011, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Adam Sandler as a woman..

    by Cruzboy

    ...looks like Minnie Driver caught in a vice... ...or a horse in a dress. Take your pick.

  • ...Who absolutely loathe one another (perhaps an issue they have over a female starlet both fucked) bet who can make the absolutely worst movie yet still make the most at the box office over their rivals. The whole thing would be a vicious satire on the Hollywood studio system, and the American audience. Of course, this concept would never be produced, and nobody would watch it. (I could pitch it as "it's Idiocracy set in the modern-day movie industry.")

  • that's used later in the scene that isn't shown in the trailer?

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 12:45 a.m. CST

    Why does Sandler churn out turd after turd?

    by moonlightdrive

    I find it baffling. Surely he was funny in past. The Zohan movie was so offensive in it's awfulness. Where is the quality control? I guess he doesn't care.

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Still better than Battleship.

    by Mephisto the Great

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 6:32 a.m. CST

    Sandler was never funny.

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    I'm (probably) older than a lot of you, and Sandler's boy-in-a-man's-body schtick was a dull and unimaginative rip-off of Pee-Wee from the start. Sandler is a generational act, like "Napolean Dynamite" or Jerry Lewis. You laugh at them for a few years, and then you grow up and realize that they were shit all along.

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 8:26 a.m. CST

    The phone number Pacino wrote on the hotdog isn't a 555 number

    by Bobo_Vision

    Which means it's a real phone number and you can actually call it. One of you guys, phone that number (it's a New York area code) and tell the rest of us who answered. Kay?

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 8:31 a.m. CST

    The number is 310-177-2310

    by Bobo_Vision

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 9:30 a.m. CST

    prof pop-cult, I'd watch that movie

    by kidicarus

    Really I'd love to see Louis C.K and a couple of other smart-ass comics do something like that to completely shit on the mediocrity of today's "comedians".

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 10:01 a.m. CST

    What is wrong with everyone?

    by acevedo

    This looks like a Adam Sandler movie. Just mindless stupid fun. In fact this looks more like old school Sandler. The trailer is just missing some Rob Schneider. Sandler is not Eddie Murphy who went from brilliant to stupid and should be burned on a cross. Sandler has always been stupid. Just sit back and enjoy.

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 10:56 a.m. CST

    They could have done it just as easily...

    by Pixeldriver

    with Kathy Griffin.

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Jeff Lynne

    by catlettuce4

    He's gotta eat ya know. Them ELO, Wilbury, or solo records ain't exactly flyin' off the shelves these days. Somebody should autotune "Mr. Blue Sky" for the kids.

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 6:42 p.m. CST

    So none of you popsicles called that number?

    by Bobo_Vision

    You guys are no fun.

  • Aug. 26, 2011, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Wocka Wocka

    by John Baker

    "Hey remember in the beginning of blade runner where the guy is interviewing the big robot man and he has this machine with bellows and a camera zoomed in on his eye? Well I-" FOR FUCK'S SAKE just call it the Ludovico Technique. I've only seen A Clockwork Orange twice and I clearly remembered what it is called. Give us some fucking credit we are FILM GEEKS. Voight-Motherfucking-Kampff! Oh and the movie looks like shit and all that...

  • Aug. 28, 2011, 1:20 a.m. CST

    Why all the venom?

    by Judit

    Wow! You people need to lighten up. Especially Harry!

  • Aug. 29, 2011, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Bobo_Vision 310 is not NY area code

    by captain Jake

    310 is a Los Angeles area code specificly the Beverly Hills, santa monica, culver city, compton, westwood,century city,inglewood, torrance areas