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The International Trailer for Sandler's JACK & JILL will strain your ability to love ELO to the breaking point!

Hey folks, Harry here...   Remember A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.   You know that chair they strapped Alex in, the horrible imagery they put before his unblinking eyes?   But how the particularly painful part was the use of Ludwig aurally.   Here - with JACK & JILL - the most unbelievably bad idea in recent film history - a trailer that I can't beieve exists, though it isn't even the first time.   Right now - ELO makes me sick.   I love ELO.   But whoring out to this shit?  Disco is Dead.   Adam Sandler finally killed it.  Melodramatic?  I don't think so.   In particular.  Al Pacino.   Last night I watched the beautiful Blu-Ray for SCARFACE - and this used to be one of our greatest actors.  Now he wants to fuck Adam Sandler in a dress.   The affront to my senses is...  too much to bare alone, so I share this apocalypse with you.   Don't hate me.   I just need to confirm that what I saw was real - and not a fevered nightmare.  Watch if you dare...



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