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Will STAR WARS XXX Be Better Than The Prequels??
Merrick here...
The following embed IS more or less OK for work and whatnot.
Before you ask, YES, this STAR WARS-parody porn film is real, and on the way. If memory serves, I believe we were even offered a set visit to the production. Maybe I shoulda taken 'em up on that...
I think "The exhaust port is marked and locked in!" is about to take on an entirely different meaning...
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Open the pod bay doors Dave
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And between Leia's slave outfit and Natalie's bare midriff in AOTC I'm sure some spankin's been done to SW before.
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It's no Hardware Wars.
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hahaha.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:37 p.m. CST
I reckon something happened to the copyright laws so that porn makers don't have to come up with goofy porn titles for their goofy porn parodies.
by SnootyBoots
Where's the fun in that?
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Mommy, why are those two coats fighting?
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:38 p.m. CST
I'm guessing they're gonna avoid the obvious beastiality and incest possibilites.
by jaysendee
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based on the old tv show. costumes and sets were pretty high quality, all things considered.
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Or a lot of gay sex? She's the only chick in star wars, other than aunt beru
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Since he went after Luke from 2 Live Crew back in the day and losing the recent stormtrooper case has probably royally pissed him off.
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That's gold!
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Seriously. Any money you could possibly make off of this won't add up to the cost of your court and lawyer costs when Lucasfilms gets through dragging you up and down the street.
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if Chewie gets a scene?
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if Chewie gets a scene?
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:44 p.m. CST
NO LUKE...I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!" "THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, I MEAN, DON'T YOU HAVE A ROBOTIC COCK?!?" "THAT'S THE ONLY THING OBI-WAN DIDN'T CUT OFF!!!
by CreepyThinMan
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The guy can't even get respect in a porn film. lol
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Great kid! Don't get penis-y!
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:46 p.m. CST
VADER WAS SEDUCED BY THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE, AND LOTS OF HOT FUCKING BEAVER!!!"
by CreepyThinMan
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i guessed lucas likes to start in the middle and we were in for a lot lot more prequels.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:48 p.m. CST
YOUR FEEBLE COCK IS NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DARK BACKSIDE!!!"
by CreepyThinMan
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There will be no law suits, this was settled in Falwell v. Flynt.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:49 p.m. CST
IF YOU WILL NOT FUCK, THEN YOU WILL MEET YOUR DESTINY!!!
by CreepyThinMan
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Why should I buy this again?
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:50 p.m. CST
THE NUB NUB SONG WILL BE SUNG BY NINA HARTLEY WITH A MOUTHFULL OF HOT SPUNK!!!
by CreepyThinMan
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All the movies from the "blahblah XXX" series are works of parody, and say so on the cover and in the title. Parody works are protected as long as it's made clear. LucasFilm can't do a damn thing about it but sit back and enjoy.
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No fukkin' imagination.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:52 p.m. CST
LUKE - "JUST LIKE BEGGAR'S CANYON BACK HOME!!! - SHARON MITCHELL - "MY PUSSY AIN'T THAT BIG!!!"
by CreepyThinMan
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Why can't that be a movie?
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Han or Greedo?
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Any good?
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST
SHE MIGHT NOT LIKE MUCH BUT SHE'S GOT IT WHERE IT COUNTS!!!
by CreepyThinMan
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Aug. 9, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST
Parody is legal, but by using the actual Stormtrooper/Vader helmets they could get sued
by ShiftyEyedDog
fan films get away with it because they arent selling anything. if they try to make money off this (which they will) they will be successfully sued for using things like the helmets and x-wings.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:02 p.m. CST
who was a pupil of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava
by WickedJacob
only funny part of this. There are thousands of fan films and this one doesn't look all that special.
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I can see watching some hot action of naked people fucking and I can see watching Star Wars or a clever parody but not watching some stupid combination of the two. I know it is a gimmick all the way and it got some free advertising on this site but it's just stupid.
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Didn't Lucas Loose a court case last month regarding the Storm Trooper helmets. The guy that originally designed them owns the copyright. I think he'd allow it just to rub Lucas's face in it (yup it's a double entendre) ^_~
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Ah, that always cracks me up when I hear it.
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You worthless,...
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:17 p.m. CST
Another one? I swear I've seen Lexi Belle get fucked by Darth Vader somewhere before.
by Prydie
Are we gonna get some Jawa on Ewok midget porn then? Will Artoo be a Swiss Army knife of sex toys?
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Just thought I'd get the Jay and Bob reference. It's creepy how Obi Won looks like Max Von Sydow.
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incest dream coming true for him.
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your going to get a big "meh" from half the current talkbackers!
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Oops, sorry, wrong thread.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:25 p.m. CST
Luke,i am your father who secretly was touching you while you were sleeping.
by KilliK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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-Obi: what Luke? -Luke: here see.i can do it using only the force and no hands.cooool. -Obi: goddamn wanker.
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...after the director screwed over an alt-porn performer whose husband plays the lead.
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Or did the "director Axel Braun re edit it so that it looked like Hand Job solo shot his load after? Heh heh heh
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:37 p.m. CST
You will never find a more wretched hive of cum and bestiality.”
by Ted Knight
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:40 p.m. CST
“You are part of the Boner Alliance and a masterbator. Take her from behind!”
by Ted Knight
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Insufferable sci-fi fan.
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Even without porn, this would be worth making. So if porn makers can use the actual titles, etc. under parody laws, can regular parody films do the same? I don't see why not.
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Will they get Ron Jeremy to play Jabba. They won't need any makeup to make him fat and disgusting. I vaguely remember a Star Wars parody when the original came out in the 70's starring Paul Thomas.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:44 p.m. CST
C3PO: I am fluent in over six million forms of sexual intercouse.
by KilliK
preferably with males.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:44 p.m. CST
But Uncle Owen, I was going to go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!
by Cinemajerk
Bow Chikka Wow Wow
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to destroy pussies and asses?
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that's for sure.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:49 p.m. CST
Admiral Ackbar, that chick has an unusually large Adams Apple!
by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS
IT'S A TRAP!
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:51 p.m. CST
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
by themikejonas
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Yoda: No he is too old. Yes. Mmmm. Too old to complete the fucking. Obi wang: I wasn't much younger when you trained me. Yoda: Will he finish what he starts fucking? Luke: I will fuck you. i am not afraid. Yoda: You will be. Yooooou wiiiiil beeee.
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Yoda: No he is too old. Yes. Mmmm. Too old to complete the fucking. Obi wang: I wasn't much younger when you fucked me. Yoda: Will he finish what he starts fucking? Luke: I will fuck you. i am not afraid. Yoda: You will be. Yooooou wiiiiil beeee.
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so far I can only find one chick in this, Allie Haze as Leia...but it looks like the stormtroopers are supposed to be chicks so I guess everyone is gonna be fucking stormtroopers until Luke fucks his sister or Chewbacca does
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Aug. 9, 2011, 5:59 p.m. CST
“When I left you, I was but the fluffer, now I am the penetrator.”
by Ted Knight
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You're braver than I thought. Really though, who actually goes out and buys
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Aug. 9, 2011, 6:03 p.m. CST
Luke at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time!?
by JediRob
zing!
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those into beastility and midget porno will be delighted.
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by ruthlessly fucking the fans for about 20years since he started 'fulfulling' his 'true' vision.
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Once his lawyers are done with them, they'll be begging for death. :)
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No, I'm all right, I'm all.....YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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I find the ACTUAL lines from the movie being so much funnier in this context then the made up ones.
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jedirob
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...only pecked it on the surface.
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You're braver than I thought.
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The stuff I see usually starts with sex already going on.
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and I'm fucking serious. All in all...this looks far more entertaining than Lucas recent output...throw in some Piss play and a fisting scene and you got Conspiracy's hard earned $$$
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And yes, I have heard that about my ex-girlfriends.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 6:37 p.m. CST
I fucking hate satires, especially satires as uninspired as something like this.
by Playkins
And if I want a movie with lots of naked chicks and fucking, I'll watch Caligula.
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with Stargrove a close second
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That's the real question here.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 6:44 p.m. CST
I saw something that is fucking genius today, aicn needs a link and story, stat
by Motherfucker Jones
Here's the link http://video.adultswim.com/black-dynamite/black-dynamite-the-pilot.html
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- Into the garbage chute, flyboy! - Get on top of it!/I can't! - Now let's blow this thing and go home! - You've got something jammed in here real good. - Put that thing away before you get us all killed. - Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time? - Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell! - She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. - Look at the size of that thing! - Sorry about the mess... - You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Possible he came in through the south entrance. - That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while. - In you must go. - Control, control...You must learn control. - There's an awful lot of moisture in here. - Size matters not...judge me by my size do you? - I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me! - Would it help if I got out and pushed?
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that clip is far better than all 3 prequals. There's no Jar Jar too!
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on something that looks like total garbage (I am referring to this porn parody, not the prequels).
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notice the black stripe across the stormtrooper helmets and the silver one across vader's helmet. that alone will probably help deal with any attempt at suing since it makes them just different enough to be legal since its not an exact copy. its sorta the same reason Weird Al's parodies always sound slightly different than the original. granted he gets permission from the artists but that would protect him even if he didnt. but yeah these parody porn movies suck because they actually focus more on the stories and parodies then the sex. but i'm one of those who only watches everything if i have no choice. if i ever watch a video or online, i fast forward. never got the point of stories and acting in porn...you're watching to get off no?
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Let go of your hate.
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looks more like ron perlman than alec guiness
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Aug. 9, 2011, 7:15 p.m. CST
The practical sets in the porn version look ten times better than the green screen sets of the prequels.
by Doctor_Strangepork
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jenna jameson isn't doing porn anymore i can totally see her banging leia in a lesbian scene or maybe even janine doing leia
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I figured he would be all over this like his stash of Eli Roth "giant cock" pics.
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It's totally stupid!
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GEORGE LUCAS GONNA BE PISSED !
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A little late.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m. CST
"I...am one of several men who may possibly be your father".
by The_Dark_Shite
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That line needs to be in this movie.
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...where copyright laws are laughable. They basically want you to rip off anyone and everyone. In the US, which is where this was made, they're infringing on copyrighted/trademarked material
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This would fall under satire and be protected, right?
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ya'll missed the best one...
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Let's make it happen, Van Nuys.
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and it's got a cock and balls hanging under it.
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What?
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Aug. 9, 2011, 9:04 p.m. CST
Jabba wanna eatta the muff....Jabba like-a eatta the muff
by Bobo_Vision
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That is the weakest shit I have heard all day, and I have been arguing with the old lady since fucking the ass-crack of dawn. Are the people who run this site 12? Or the mental equivalent thereof?
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Aug. 9, 2011, 9:43 p.m. CST
venvariants, you're talking out of your third point of contact. Rahtard is correct.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Not only correct, but he has a brain in his head as he cites case law. In a nutshell, no pun intended, parody is protected free speech. This is exactly why Weird Al can write any song he wants to. Sure, he gets permission from the artist ahead of time. However, as he himself has stated, that is something he personally does out of respect. It has nothing to do with the law.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 9:48 p.m. CST
Get in their you big furry oaf, I don't what you smell.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
There's a lot more where that came from. http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2009/11/6/top-ten-sexually-tilted-lines-in-star-wars.html
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Aug. 9, 2011, 10:14 p.m. CST
12 seconds of Leia fully clothed is not gonna get me on board
by smudgewhat
Tits please.
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Circumcision is painful. How does Lucas make a buck off of this? Never mind. I don't want to know. Now George Lucas is REALLY raping my childhood!
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Sorry, it bears repeating.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 10:35 p.m. CST
The good thing about this porno is...they don't have to change any of the dialogue between Luke and Leia
by Bobo_Vision
"You're my sister." <p> "I know....somehow...I've always known." <p> *Leia gets on her knees are starts sucking Luke's cock*
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A New Probe Return of the jizz Attack of the holes Revenge of the skeet The phantom penis
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I'm right with you, Red 3!! Uuuuunnnghhhhhhhhh.....ohhhhhhh yeah......ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh.....
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Aug. 9, 2011, 10:48 p.m. CST
Lando: How you doin' you butt pirate? So good to see you!
by Bobo_Vision
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I really don't need a fucking plot to watch porn... and I don't need this many guys. Bring the tits, ass and pussy. The rest I'll just have to fast forward through. No thanks.
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Aug. 9, 2011, 10:53 p.m. CST
Sir, the possibility of successfully surviving an asshole rape are three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!!!
by Bobo_Vision
Never tell me the odds.
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I barely saved my keyboard after reading that Lando crack. It's too late for these shenanigans.
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The chance to fap from the sidelines while a hot chick dressed up as Leia got it on, for real, right in front of you? That's geek heaven right there.
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The answer to any question wondering "if [...] will be better than the prequels is ALWAYS yes."
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Classic. Hey zack and miri LOL.
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( Jawa gets a blow job)
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So sayeth gynecologist Ackbar.
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hope he got some action before biting it
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"My schwartz is bigger than your schwartz!" is just dying to be pornofied.
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Just kidding, or am I? Fucking nerds man, can't mention Star Wars without being a bitch and complaining about the Prequels. Guess what? All 6 are cheesy. Hate it or love it...you won't make anything as grand. Prove me wrong.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:58 a.m. CST
lots of carbon scoring here looks like you guys have seen a lot of action
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:59 a.m. CST
did it go in? - no just impacted on the surface
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:59 a.m. CST
The exaust port - right below the main port
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Aug. 10, 2011, 2 a.m. CST
did you come in that? - your braver than I thought
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Zing!
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Hell NO!
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Even talented hollywood types milked that well dry decades ago.
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Strange that I have not....
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Gold it is.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 4:50 a.m. CST
In fairness, the recent ST:TNG parody was a bit of a let down, plot wise.
by V'Shael
But this one has real potential for humour if nothing else. I want to see Luke and Leia get it together.
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Hello what have we here?
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Impossible, even for a computer.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 5:30 a.m. CST
we seem to be made to suffer its our lot in life
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Aug. 10, 2011, 5:30 a.m. CST
Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Aug. 10, 2011, 5:31 a.m. CST
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Aug. 10, 2011, 6:15 a.m. CST
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
by Bobo_Vision
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Back door, huh? Good idea!
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Oh wait, that's for Karate Kid XXX.
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WALRUS MAN gropes LUKE. WALRUS MAN'S FRIEND: He likes you. LUKE: Sorry. WALRUS MAN'S FRIEND: **I** like you, too. You just watch yourself. We're horny men. I've fucked my way through twelve systems. LUKE: I'll be careful. WALRUS MAN'S FRIEND: You'll be fucked till you're dead! OBI-WAN: This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me show you something. [starts unfastening his belt] BARTENDER: No jizzers! No jizzers! (And yes, he's called Walrus Man. Fuck all that decades-later Ali Baba retcon shit.)
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Aug. 10, 2011, 6:44 a.m. CST
But now, must eat... cum. Yes, good food, good food, cum!
by LlGHTST0RMER
By far, the filthiest fucking line in the entire series.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 7:30 a.m. CST
I've got a bad feeling about this.......
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Aug. 10, 2011, 7:30 a.m. CST
Thats impossible even for a computer....
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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get it?
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Aug. 10, 2011, 8:14 a.m. CST
When they make the XXX Prequels, Padme gonna get a Midichlorian cream-pie! Because she gives birth to the twins, you see. Because in order to get pregnant, she needs to be inseminated. Because...
by Karl Hungus
They should really get Shabby Blue to work on these. No one has pioneered Star Wars porn like the Shabster and his pervy collaborators.
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It does seem a little late for this porn parody. I remember watching Sex Trek 3: The Search For Sperm in college 20 years ago. It has such memorable characters as Captain Cock, Boner, Squatty, and Screw-U.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 8:27 a.m. CST
How can this not scream 'copyright infringement' ? Somebody explain.
by Se7en
Seriously. I mean it is meant for the public and for sale. So profit is involved. So WTF ?
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Aug. 10, 2011, 8:35 a.m. CST
Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home!
by Wes_Reviews_
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Aug. 10, 2011, 8:37 a.m. CST
Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it
by Kevservo
*Obi-Wan unzips his pants*
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Aug. 10, 2011, 8:39 a.m. CST
Luuuuke! Tell uncle if he gets a vibrator, be sure it speaks Bocce!
by Kevservo
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Is Kevin Smith getting a nod?
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Negative, negative. It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface. Seriously, did they really need to porno-ize this? Just take the movie, add some grain and hiss to "grindhouse" it up a bit. Run a porn movie music track during certain scenes and cut the running time down to about 17 minutes (you know, since it's the edited non-sex version. Actually, what is the running time of this? Besides the two and a half minutes that's need for anyone who'd watch it.
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While parody is protected, I still think a cease & desist is coming from Lucasfilm. They have to actively pursue infringement to protect their copyright, it's part of the law (that keeps lawyers employed.) Plus as part of a parody can only use just enough to reference the original so the audience knows what you're doing and this clearly uses way more than any parody I've seen and it needs to mock the original for comic effect which it does. Plus there's tons of trademark issues to consider as well and any potential detriment to the market of the original (since it's being release around the same time as but blu-rays). I'm not saying the average consumer would confuse the two, rather that someone might logically think that because they're using the title and costumes that might lead to think that there is a Lucasfilm license involved. It's why Space Balls is so wildly different than Star Wars.
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Goldenrod!!!
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if your a 12 year old boy you will probably love this, beside I'm sure the whole porn star wars was covered when I was at school, some idiot actually went and made it into a movie.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 11:44 a.m. CST
WOW! Any chance to take a dig at the Prequels. Bitter much?...classless docuhebag.
by ZodNotGod
"I don't care what you smell!"
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Aug. 10, 2011, 11:46 a.m. CST
The funny thing is...is that if they took out the sex,it would be funny...
by frank
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Aug. 10, 2011, 12:13 p.m. CST
"Use the Foreskin, Luke" -- now that's funny! Thanks LV-426
by jawsfan
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Aug. 10, 2011, 12:14 p.m. CST
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought" -- a line also spoken to Tom Arnold on a number of occasions
by jawsfan
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Aug. 10, 2011, 12:14 p.m. CST
So, this parody comes out and in a few years we get the Special Edition, then the original disappears forever?
by jawsfan
Just sayin'
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Aug. 10, 2011, 12:17 p.m. CST
Better than the prequels? "Cop Rock" and Rebecca Black's "Friday" video are better than the prequels.
by jawsfan
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Aug. 10, 2011, 12:18 p.m. CST
Seriously, if you liked the prequels there is something very wrong with you. Really. No shit.
by jawsfan
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Aug. 10, 2011, 12:32 p.m. CST
Aren’t there already like fifty different Star Wars porn parodies already?
by frank
Sick of all these remakes! Let’s have some original porn material for a change!
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:06 p.m. CST
You told me Vader betrayed and fucked my father.
by highfunctioningsociopath
Your father was seduced by the gay-for-pay side of the industry. He ceased to be Anacum Skywalker and became Arse Vader. When that happened the good sphincter that was your father's butthole was destroyed. So what I have told you was true, in a certain POV movie.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:14 p.m. CST
Fuck me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only gilf.
by highfunctioningsociopath
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:24 p.m. CST
- Stop that! My tits are dirty. - My balls are dirty too. What are you afraid of?
by highfunctioningsociopath
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:25 p.m. CST
I don't care what it smells like, get in there you big furry oaf !!!
by Faust_8
I wonder what will happen next ?
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Aug. 10, 2011, 1:30 p.m. CST
This mound sure feels strange. It doesn't feel like cock.
by highfunctioningsociopath
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Ok, now I'm reaching. (ba-dum-dump!)
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Didn't see any mention of the hilarious porn spoof from ZACK and MIRI. Also a side note, I highly recommend you read Simon Pegg's new book. He wrote an awesome section on why the prequel trilogy was such a huge letdown.
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Aug. 10, 2011, 4:21 p.m. CST
I'd rather have a prequel porn parody...
by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Gravy
Ep. 1 - The Phantom Penis; Ep.2 - Attack of the Bones; Ep. 3 - Revenge of the Piss (for all you water sports fans).
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Aug. 10, 2011, 5:45 p.m. CST
Seriously, if you liked the prequels there is something very wrong with you. Really. No shit. by jawsfan
by ZodNotGod
Seriously, eat some fuck, you bitter twat. Lord of the Fucking Cock Rings and Dr who is far worse.
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I WANT THE ORIGINAL UN-SPECIAL EDITIONS! THAT FUCKING LUCAS! I DON'T WANT PORN IN MY PARODY!
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SW Ep 1- The Phantom Rapist SW Ep 2- Attack of the Boners SW Ep 3- Revenge of the Slit
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Aug. 10, 2011, 7:43 p.m. CST
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it bangs it's cock on the side of your face
by orcus
So basically the Force is a rapist
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Aug. 10, 2011, 7:46 p.m. CST
rev_skarekroe ... seen the hardware wars special edition?
by MurderMostFowl
They added gratuitous CG as you might imagine. Pretty funny. The best Parody aside from Hardware wars is the fake trailer for Star Wars: A Lost Hope Damn that one was funny.
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Not suing sets a precedent weakening his trademarks, but suing will give this thing 100 times the publicity it has otherwise. Did CBS sue over the Star Trek ones?
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Aug. 10, 2011, 11:24 p.m. CST
It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
by Vincent Gecko
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Just put the word "parody" in your title and you can rip off anyone's copyrighted material.
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Aug. 11, 2011, 3:16 a.m. CST
It's unfortunate they are too cheap to hire good writers
by Dennis_Moore
because if the "parody" bits were truly funny, coupled with the porn these movies would be magnificent. Missed opportunity. Kudos on the 60's Batman costumes, though.
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And that's sad considering it's a Porno...the production value seems higher too. Axel Braun should have parodied the prequels and made them interesting...
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Aug. 11, 2011, 6:32 a.m. CST
If there's no incest or wookie bestiality, I will be very disappointed.
by hst666
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But like most 70's - 80's pornos, it did not adhere closely to the plot of the movie whose title it parodied. Lots of times the parody title was the only connection to the film. Strangely enough, I have also seen pornos where the entire plot is based upon an actual film, but the title has nothing to do with the original. Bright Lights, Big Titties is still the best porn parody title ever.
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Aug. 11, 2011, 9:01 a.m. CST
Are THESE the 'droids you're looking for?...
by Killdozers Evil Twin Brother
*sideboob to full frontal*
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...I don't hold much hope for the script. Let's pray for some three-titted green babes to save this thing.
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