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Hellooooooooooo, NURSE 3D poster... NSFW - seriously nudity ahead!
Hey folks, Harry here... I love this poster and not just because of the rather stunningly awesome image that it has, but that I really do feel it's a poster that reminds me of the art of PETTY or VARGAS or OLIVIA - but with a blood drenched vibe that makes it particularly apt for a Lionsgate exploitation movie image. This is directed by Douglas Aarniokoski, who was Robert Rodriguez's 2nd Unit Director on THE FACULTY and SPY KIDS. The only feature of his that I have seen was HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME, which he directed all the way back in 2000, which just can not top the Kurgan, so why try? I'm rooting for Doug, he's a good guy - certainly has one helluva hot poster, dontcha think? Thanks to
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...nurse...
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because there is no freedom of speech in the US of Ass.
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yes please
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July 14, 2011, 11:54 a.m. CST
She is almost unbearable when she talks on Boardwalk Empire
by JackSlater4
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in Enter the Void. I think I've had enough of her.
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I volunteer...
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July 14, 2011, 12:02 p.m. CST
This is the chick who's always drunk and takes money from homeless people, right?
by Tarijeno
Celebrities.....
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got some nice titties though
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July 14, 2011, 12:05 p.m. CST
It seems like enough years have now passed to rip off Audition
by torontoxic
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July 14, 2011, 12:09 p.m. CST
She is so freaking hot when her face is not messing it up.
by the Green Gargantua
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July 14, 2011, 12:10 p.m. CST
A threesome with her a Julia Roberts in an 80s mental hospital with Geraldo watching. That's hot
by the Green Gargantua
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I'd love to see the censors pull a prank and just let something like this slide. Throw the kids a bone, so to speak...
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At least not in the puritanical US. What’s the movie about anyway? Killer nurse? I can dig it.
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i've seen transvestites with better wigs then that. And you're all perverts. That's ok, tho. i can get along with the right type of pervert.
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Either way, the movie can in no way top the poster.
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So, now you know.
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July 14, 2011, 12:37 p.m. CST
Thought she was fine in Enter The Void but watching her pout and be filthy dirty in Boardwalk Empire has tainted her for me. Good poster though.
by stu_pickles
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a serious tampon.
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July 14, 2011, 12:43 p.m. CST
This babe has been extremely generous with her nekkidness and I for one am quite grateful but,
by Ted Knight
upon examination of her face it becomes clear why she is so eager to disrobe - to distract us all from that mug.
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July 14, 2011, 12:44 p.m. CST
she loves getting her tits out, was watching her in getting high the other day
by Waka_Flocka
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July 14, 2011, 12:47 p.m. CST
How the hell did I know that Harry would be the one to post this?
by AlienFanatic
I swear, he never types with both hands, if you get my drift.
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A big BBFC no-no.
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July 14, 2011, 12:58 p.m. CST
Yeah, alienfanatic, I knew too. The poor grammar also helped give it away.
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
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Yes I'm a fag but even I still like to see nekkid titties.
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...with all the pretty ones picked out.
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And her character in Boardwalk was meant to be irritating. Her going for Shannon at the series end was a terrific touch. The sexiest women have quirkiness over Photoshopped blandness. And Paz has it in buckets.
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She needs more than a tampon.
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It's actually quite interesting. See Boardwalk Empire for visual examples
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Is this really all it takes to make a movie these days? Yeah, I'm looking to make a movie called Nurse. No deal. What about Nurse 3D? SOLD!!!!
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I think I've seen Paz De La Huerta with her clothes off more than I've seen her with them on.
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July 14, 2011, 1:55 p.m. CST
Awesome that the point of this poster has thus far been overlooked
by Jaka
People now KNOW about this film and they're talking about it. The poster worked.
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Looks like she *was* a serious tampon. :)
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crappy face.
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http://i51.tinypic.com/2ryrihe.jpg
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She's been naked in eveything I've seen her in.
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July 14, 2011, 2:19 p.m. CST
So, this is basically "Dexter," but with a butter-face chick instead of a dude?
by WriteForTheEdit
That body does indeed inspire much happiness in my hap-penis.
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July 14, 2011, 2:20 p.m. CST
According to wikipedia, she suffers from Xactlies disease.
by Larry Knowles
Her face looks xactly like her ass! Also, Harry, I will always love you becuase you are my brother. Please find it in your heart to put our past behind us and move on. Life is too short. (Also, I would like my rocket firing Boba Fett back please). Call me. Your loving brother, Larry
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pass
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Remember that movie Face Off with Travolta and Cage? They're actually doing surgeries like that now. It would be nice to take this chick, surgically remove her face and replace it with someone purtier...like Nickolas Cage.
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If you were in the hospital and your nurse walked in late one night naked and covered in blood and wanted to ride your express, would you let her? What if she promised to fuck you silly if you promised not to ask about the blood?
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I don't care if her character is supposed to be irritating, a performance shouldn't make me want to shut the show off. She's not even that attractive, the Irish lass is much more attractive to me.
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July 14, 2011, 2:30 p.m. CST
Is there any difference between vaginal blood and regular?
by Larry Knowles
Is it possible to tell the difference between regular period blood and blood from an open wound? I would think that vaginal blood maybe tastes a bit saltier.
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If all she can do I get naked for the screen...at least put a bag over her head!
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Would love to pump her up her ass, and that is a fact....I'll would tap that any day, so every one here that says shes ugly, i bet they would still fuck her...
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I was always trying to gross her out with stuff (like putting my toe nail collection on her pillow before we made sweet love). One time she tried to get even with me...she was having a particularly heavy period and there was actual uteral material that came out on the maxipad. She chased me around the apartment with it. She eventually threw it at me, I ducked and it stuck to the wall. It stayed there for about an hour before falling off, but there was still a big crusty chunk on the wall till the day I moved out. And that, my friends, is a true story!
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July 14, 2011, 2:42 p.m. CST
MEH. LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF AN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL PHOTO SHOOT
by BSB
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Do you regularly fuck your lady when she's having her period? (I'm talking about the heavy flow days). Do you go down on your lady when she's menstrating? For the record, I do both. But to clarify, I will ask my princess to shower beforehand to remove the grunge. And when I perform the cunilingus, I just suck on her clit and don't go any lower.
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Or is that a silly question?
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July 14, 2011, 2:53 p.m. CST
Already relying on the nudity gimmick means this will be shit.
by alienindisguise
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body amazing, but her face makes me sick
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A poster with a violent image, on the other hand.... Because here in the "good ol' USA", violence= ok, nudity and sex= bad.
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July 14, 2011, 2:59 p.m. CST
UGH. DID THAT GOOGLE SEARCH TOO AND SHE REMINDS ME OF CHELSEA HANDLER.
by BSB
Another alleged hottie whose beauty completely escapes me.
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I suppose Halloween would be the best time of year to bone your spouse when she's bleading. Very appropriate. Also, I have never heard a menstatring woman referred to as "rare" before. You are clever, sir.
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This picture is not photoshopped. Otherwise they would have removed the wig lump at the back of her head. Scroll back up and take a look - BITCH GOT LORD VOLDEMORT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
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in 1990. Greatest. Album. Cover. Ever. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51o8st2vfSL._SL500_AA240_.jpg Oh and you guys are smoking crack. Paz de la Huerta may be an imbecile, but she's scorching hot.
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July 14, 2011, 4:19 p.m. CST
So did the TOTAL RECALL thread get the BAN-HAMMER or what Harry?
by Darth_Kong
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July 14, 2011, 4:20 p.m. CST
you can see her naked on like every episode of boardwalk empire
by jsfithaca
pass
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This looks great. I'm there.
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Old Man Olson is currently hitting that.
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Where 300 lb. virgins go to call women ugly.
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Gee willikers.
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...like an aquarium that needs cleaning..
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I'm not fond of the bald pussy look.
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... is yer moms cat.. and everybody here knows it. Totally up to you if you feel like shaving it or not. Just PLEASE take the duct tape off its paws before you fuck it... no need to be cruel
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Granted, this will probably never happen for, or more specifically TO you... but pubic hair takes on the consistency of steel-wool after about an hour of sex. Translation... it's freaking UNCOMFORTABLE. So girls (and none of you are reading these boards anyways), please be kind and shave.. thanks. PS: Besides.. I hate flossing after a meal
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July 15, 2011, 7:28 a.m. CST
Obese Middle Aged / Middle School Virgins Calling Her "Ugly"
by NeonFrisbee
Hahaha! Right. Yeah, her face is kinda weird, but she's got a SMOKIN' hot body that overrides her so-so face. Point blank: the vast majority of you wouldn't have a chance in hell of even licking the crusty soles of her old sneakers, let alone have sex with her or any female human being you haven't paid to do so first. Search your cum encrusted keyboards in your eternal mother's basement of the soul, you know it to be true...
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I too am a big fan of the shaved vulva. It looks prettier, it feels nicer, and it sucks pulling pubic hair out of your mouth during cunnilingus. Plus, it gives the girl a fresh, innocent look that meshes well with the naughty. My girlfriend always keeps her pussy shaved, smooth, and ready... ;D
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wanna plant a tomata in it
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an hour....ah hahahahaha <p> here's some real advice....shave your own junk. Ladies don't like to pick steel wool outta their teeth either, ya know. <p> ah hahaha like that'll be the day....you bastards would be screaming like babies
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July 15, 2011, 12:45 p.m. CST
Some of us dont come here and scarf on family sized bags of chips all day
by TheJudger
Some of us lift weights all day between surfing and doing work. My job is on the pc. I do cgi. god forbid. Remember Fantasy Island, remember Tattoo. Imagine me imitating his voice while lifting heavy weights, repeatedly saying this. I Strong!!! I Strong!!! I Strong!!! Oh so strong... I Hump you, I Kill you, I Strong. I Strong, I Strong, Oh so strong, I so Strong. I Strong!!!! I Strong!!!!!!! I want to be bigger than Bane by summer 2012. A woman complemented me on my old ass sneakers the other day. I started to laugh when she said she liked em, cause I know she didn't like my fucking sneakers. She liked me. Ha! I STRONG!!!!!!! I STRONG!!!!!!!! I STRAAAAAAAAUUUUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! Keep lifting them weights Harry. It's worth it bro!
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Seriously, hot poster. I demand that all movie posters feature tits and bush for now on....even Disney and Pixar. Now, time to Google image search Paz De La Huerta with safe search off.
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I'm not in high school anymore, where I might luck out and meet a girl who shaved completely. Now, I pretty much expect it. It's not the 80's anymore, ladies. Shave. Completely.
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That's the whole point of her character, a tart without much intelligence who has learned how to exploit her one asset to its fullest and exploit the sexual needs of men to get what she wants. That she is annoying and embarrassing to Nucky is exactly why he is pursuing the Irish girl as a more serious prospect. That said, I have gotten the impression from interviews that this is not far from Paz's actual character.
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Maybe that was kindof misogynistic and objectifying, but, we *are* talking about a movie about a fetish nurse covered in blood, right? Seems like the proper place. Oh, and she does keep it "shaved and ready," her words, actually, as we like to joke about sex, objectification, and being a pretend perv. You know, it's called a *healthy* relationship. I guess you've never been in one? I'm sorry. There, there. There, there.
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