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The Trailer For Adam Sandler's JACK AND JILL Is Just Delightful!
Beaks here...
Robert Smigel, Ben Zook and Steve Koren are terrific comedy writers. Together, they wrote JACK AND JILL, Adam Sandler's fall holiday offering for 2011. This is the trailer.
I really hope Al Pacino fucks Jill.
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July 8, 2011, 3:01 p.m. CST
Funny...It's like a spoof trailer in a better movie...
by ClaireRedfield
I would watch it though. I would not pay for it, but I would watch it for free or, like, a dollar maybe. On a somewhat sleepy day where I had nothing else to do. Unless somebody wanted to play a boardgame or something.
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Crap crap crap crap crap. That is all.
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http://tinyurl.com/3ho52yt
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That's like something from Family guy.
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July 8, 2011, 3:07 p.m. CST
As a teen I thought Adam Sandler could do no wrong, now I wish he would disappear from movies all together.
by The Krypton Kid
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right?
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July 8, 2011, 3:16 p.m. CST
Looks like one of the fake movies from Funny People...
by A Cat Named Steve French
Y'know, the one's Sandler's character was embarrassed he ever made. The man is becoming a parody of himself.
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After the Transformers and Green Lantern reviews on this site, I really can't tell anymore. Next thing you know, you'll be recommending Zookeeper.
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It might be pretty funny...for some reason I got a Billy Madison vibe from it. Its not like that looked much better on the trailer either
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July 8, 2011, 3:17 p.m. CST
Idea # 483: Adam Sandler has a twin sister and he goes crazy.
by Playkins
Idea by Awesome-O?
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fuck you!
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... it looks like one of those made up Sandler comedies in Funny People.....garbage.
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July 8, 2011, 3:20 p.m. CST
Why is it hard for funny comedians to stay funny as they get older???
by Mr Soze
Jesus, Remember when Eddie Murphy was the king of comedy??? I miss Belushi and Akroyd
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I'm fucking serious. This better be a joke. Is it bad when a movie even looks stupid for Adam Sandler?!! Is this a parallel universe or something?!! I need to sit down.
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That trailer... lessened me. They should rename it IT CAME FROM THE NINTIES AND WASN'T REALLY THAT FUNNY THEN, BUT NOW WE HAVE GOOD COMEDY FOR GROWN-UPS, SO YOU SHOULD WATCH THOSE INSTEAD. Probably a bitch to layout on the poster, though, and I shudder to think of the blu case spine.
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July 8, 2011, 3:23 p.m. CST
I'm going to rent 'Zookeeper', then see Jack and Jill in the theater, and then drink a bottle of Drano.
by AzulTool
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but my brain tells me this is a joke
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One of my all time favorite bands and I am sick of hearing their fucking music. This is seriously like the 100th trailer to use Don't bring me down, if you count commercials it's even higher.
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sandler playing a yenta. That's all we can come up with? Really?
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July 8, 2011, 3:28 p.m. CST
You know it's going to do at least $100m US domestic, right?
by sam jacksons wig
I really feel so fucking sorry for the state of the US these days.
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July 8, 2011, 3:29 p.m. CST
The Fatties: Fart 2 looked more like a "real" movie than this does
by Nasty In The Pasty
And Adam Sandler with a hot chick for a wife! What a surprise!
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@vameon, yeah I love them too, but what is up with Hollywood and using them in trailers? I saw one just a week ago using the exact same song. At least they haven't figured out that they made more songs than Don't Bring Me Down and Mr. Blue Sky. Hope it stays that way...
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July 8, 2011, 3:36 p.m. CST
I've just tried to twist one off looking at him dressed as a woman...
by sam jacksons wig
...got about halfway there and had to give up.
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it's exactly the same as it was in south park a month ago.
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It's probably the best gag in the movie too.
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Go to hell for tricking me into watching that trailer. I seriously thought you were recommending something there. Hope you got a good laugh out of this (why is it even posted as "cool news"?) They showed Just Go With It on a ferry-ride last week and even subtitled and without the sound it was almost unbearable. The only thing to get a laugh from me was a certain coconut. Actually it was more of a chuckle.
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damn you nonexistent edit function
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In most of his movies Adam Sandlers characters have giant mini-mansion estates. You know, like the rest of us.
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You are so alike. identical or fraternal?
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I just read your post and laughed so hard I did a spit take right on my fucking monitor at work. Now everyone thinks I'm retarded. Thanks a ton.
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Get larger and larger in each movie.
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on Charlie's Angels were more convincing.
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But I must admit with great shame that I laughed several times at that stupid trailer.
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I'm thinking some of you will like this: http://tinyurl.com/45yq3zo It's from Red Letter Media, the guys who do the Mr. Plinkett reviews. They also do a little review show. This episode basically tears apart Zookeeper, and also talks about the concept of some of these films being so fucking dumb that they *must* be parodies...
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please stop making movies. Stay home, count your money and stop wasting other peoples time and energy. This looks so terrible that I can't believe I watched the whole thing. I was curious about the Pacino thing, but that only made it worse.
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July 8, 2011, 3:50 p.m. CST
Get the baby bjorn. We're gonna go find that wizard!
by Doctor_Strangepork
George Simmons was so good in Re-Do.
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Unless Katie Holmes bares those C cup tits again, there's no way I'll even consider watching this film for free.
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July 8, 2011, 3:52 p.m. CST
That was a JACKASS-worthy sea-doo stunt! I wonder how much of it was genuine/in-camera
by golden tribw
The only other thing that interested me in this entire trailer was the horse going 'splat' from Jill's weight -- it intrigues me to see such cartoonishness pulled off in live-action.
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This has worst film of the year written all over it
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♥ Matt & Trey
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July 8, 2011, 4:05 p.m. CST
Yes, Sandler always plays super-rich dudes these days
by Nasty In The Pasty
With that and the incessant casting of hot, much-younger actresses to play his girlfriend/wife (who still manages to look like slender supermodel despite spitting out two or three kids), it's a pretty big indication of the size of Sandler's ego. Thye reason The 40 Year Old Virgin was funny was because we could relate to all ofr the leading characters, who were ordinary-looking workaday schmoes. Steve Carell didn't end up with Elizabeth Banks, he ended up with Catherine Keener (who is attractive, but not "supermodel hot" like all of Sandler's love interests are). I guess the old saying "write what you know" applies...
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Nice closeup of the Coke cups in the movie theater...
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... that Beaks is not serious, just take a look at his top 100 of the decade from beginning of last year. This fuck should have been fired for showing how this guy knows absolute shit about a quality movie. He put Bring it On on his list, and a snuff film as the best movie of an entire decade. This guy knows shit about movies. I'm bringing back calls to fire this guy, Harry. Please!
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god help me, but I did.
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July 8, 2011, 4:11 p.m. CST
By "delightful", I assume you mean "soul sucking black hole of terrible", right?
by The Reluctant Austinite
I'm thinking you're playing with irony, right? Right? Dear God, please tell me I'm right! Tell me this site still has a soul!
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Poor Pacino, I really miss him AND De Niro. They have both become old and senile, and will act in ANYTHING now days. You'd think that their "handlers" would have more respect for them than to allow them to be in puke like this. I'd rather know that they are in a retirement community playing Wii Bowling and eatting seedless watermelons than see them piss on their legacies they way they have lately. It's a damn shame.
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I am not the movie snob most of you are, but even I can't justify the existence of this movie. It looks like complete dogshit.
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Is Sandler just trolling us now or what? Motherfucker's last good movie was 50 First Dates, I know that, but this looks like a new low. And after "Just Go With It," that's fucking saying something.
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WTF?
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Sandler has quite possibly reached a new precipice of awfulness. This trailer was so ridiculously bad that I couldn't help but laugh at what I was seeing. Perhaps that's not what was intended, but I did laugh, nonetheless.
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July 8, 2011, 4:23 p.m. CST
The world is ending Ebert just gave 3 stars to Zookeeper
by eric haislar
WTF? This is not a joke go to his website.
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Sandler is nosediving faster than Eddie Murphy. Happy Gilmore seems so far away.
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your comment made me laugh alot. thank you for that
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I prefer his dramatic stuff.
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Didn’t he invent Triumph the insult comic dog? And now this?
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He rarely tries anything new. He did in Funny People, but that movie had other problems than him. Dont get me wrong, I still laugh at Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I also like Waterboy. But I honestly think Sandler's time has ended. It was a mostly good run, but I think he needs to pass the torch to someone else.
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July 8, 2011, 4:54 p.m. CST
1 Sandler is bad enough....but he's got 2x the screen time in this one? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Mel
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July 8, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST
First DeNiro, Now Pacino Prostituting Himself in Comedic Excrement
by Dursman2000
Another sign of the times, alas...
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It doesn't help when they say from the makers of Grown ups! HORRIBLE.
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July 8, 2011, 5:05 p.m. CST
How to EXACTLY experience this movie and other Sandler flicks at home... for FREE!!!
by jaws8u
The night of it's impending midnight release (obvious that people will be lining up to see this before the masses) gather the following items: 2 1/2 pound beef combo burritos from Taco Bell, a 32 ounce Dr. Pepper (mountain dew will also work) and a cheap, short sitting stool or chair (make sure it's cheap, you will be throwing it out)... Eat and drink your meal at approximately 11:22pm, at about 5 till twelve you will notice the sudden, severe urge to take a shit. Proceed to your bathroom with your stool/chair. Place it directly in front of you while you are having your bowel movement, when you are finished and BEFORE wiping, get off of the toilet and sit on your new chair facing your diaretic, inhuman fecal matter. Remain there for approximately 2 hours. CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have just experienced JACK AND JILL!
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July 8, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST
the last joke- actually not bad. not HILARIOUS, but not bad.
by zom-bot.com
but it's probably the best joke in the movie. so tom cruise is letting katie make movies again and this is what she does? she looks older..but she's aging well. growing into her look, i guess you'd say.
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Seriously, AICN? Delightful? You mean delightfully shitty? This looks like it will not top a 5% tomatometer.
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and i am hoping that this movie will sink so spectacularly that it will take katie holmes career down with it.
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July 8, 2011, 5:34 p.m. CST
When I first saw he played the sister It would be easy to follow the haters above
by thecheesegrommit
but I laughed out loud quite a few times!!!!
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Saw a screen grab at another site so I knew what this shit movie was about, and wanted to see if Beaks was making some sort of joke in the headline. Guess not. So sad that we have no great comedians today. Bill Murray only makes indie dramas that you have to force yourself to see (awesome cameo in Zombieland excluded), Dan Akroyd was abducted by aliens, never to return... Chris Farley, John Candy gone too damn soon... Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler apparently drank the same 'family movie faggot' kool-aid, Jim Carrey was never quite great, but took a giant nose-dive after Dumb & Dumber... Is Steve Martin still alive or did he kill himself due to shame after Sgt. Bilko (I know, he did Shopgirl, Cheaper by the Dozen and Pink Panther... great). The list goes on and on. All we're left with is Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill (fucking seriously?), and....... Who else? Steve Carrell? Michael Cera? Fucking please. It's a shame really.
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Oh dear god in heaven, I HATE Adam Sandler! HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM! Die! You smug smirking douchbag, DIE!!!!!!!
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Saying "from the producers of 'Just Go With It' and 'Grown-Ups'" is a great way to get me thinking that this will be good, cuz those were definitely Sandler's best films by far. Note: For those too dumb, this is sarcasm
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Can't you see that? He wants to goad you into saying so offensive that he can ban you. Beaks disdains writing for this site, for you. He feels you're beneath him, that his articles are pearls before swine. But since he's pretty much stuck here for the time being, he's going to have as much fun as he can -- by getting off on jacking the banhammer in our faces.
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The voiceover sounds like the VO for TV commercials....makes the movie seem that much less awful.
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Everything about that trailer just reeked of ass.
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I think from CLICK onwards, he's been rich in his movies (exception is Chuck & Larry I can think of)....makes it less relatable as you said. Films now also follow the formula of being rich, having a hot wife, & annoying kids. ANYTIME children are thrown into the mix in comedies, things begin to go south. They're simply not funny...
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And he's not playing a character....he's playing himself...as a tranny chaser.
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Because clearly we have completely different outlooks on the meaning of meaning of the word...
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derpherpderpherpdurp
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And WTF is Al Pacino doing in this movie?
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A friend got screening passes to this and I saw it with out knowning anything about it. It was like the punchline to a bad joke. you wont believe how bad it is It was painful to get through the whole thing. I laughed like 3 times and the full audience I was with didn't laugh much either. My other friends we encouraged to bring their kids for a earlier screening so I think they are trying to figure out to aim for pg or pg-13. We compared the movie afterward and it was just a few scenes cut out of the more adult version. Worst movie I've seen in the theater since Jonah Hex last year.
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July 8, 2011, 6:48 p.m. CST
I hate to break it to you guys but Sandler never was talented.
by tamethecunt
Like Will Ferrel, they both hit the lottery and continue to fool audiences that they're funny and talented. When it fact, they turn out garbage after garbage. And people flock to their crap. Eddie Murphy same thing, but he has talent and was funny as a motherfucker. At least he showed something in the early days.
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not funny. AT ALL!
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Sandler, go away. Now.
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Because that looks awful! I'm an Adam Sandler fan usually but this looks like another Little Nicky.
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Beaks is borderline retarded.
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...from his SNL days, right? I'd probably want to see this if they dropped the identical twin thing and Farley were still around to play Jill. But, yeah, looks like poop.
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July 8, 2011, 7:33 p.m. CST
So is Adam Sandler the only person willing to hire Nick Swardson?
by Morgan
I guess the same could be said for Rob Schnieder or David Spade, too. And I'm sure its just matter of time before Kevin James and Chris Rock won't be able to find work outside of Happy Madison productions. Its sad, cause a few of these guys used to be funny.
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July 8, 2011, 7:34 p.m. CST
So is Adam Sandler the only person willing to hire Nick Swardson?
by Morgan
I guess the same could be said for Rob Schnieder or David Spade, too. And I'm sure its just matter of time before Kevin James and Chris Rock won't be able to find work outside of Happy Madison productions. Its sad, cause a few of these guys used to be funny.
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July 8, 2011, 7:38 p.m. CST
South Park really hit it right on the money in that last episode
by applescruff
I literally could NOT tell the difference between this and the fake trailer they did a month ago on SP. Pretty much "Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears and mouth".
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July 8, 2011, 8:26 p.m. CST
The only Sandler film I halfway enjoyed was Happy Gilmore
by IWasInJuniorHighDickhead
Wedding Singer was tame enough, and he was cool in Undeclared, but I cannot stand anything else he's ever done. High concept idea + stupid voice and boom, he's off again. This looks absolutely brilliant, however, cause we're through the looking glass now. It's like he watched South Park and took the challenge. We just need that Carrot movie.
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...To choose between this and a frontal Lobotomy with a rusty corkscrew, i'll happily choose the latter. I'll come away with more intact brain cells......
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make this film as high-grossing as Avatar. We'll have a thousand films copying it, only the macguffin will change. Let's pull the temple down on our heads, cause fuck it.<P> We're kind of approaching the retard singularity here. Satire is going to run headlong into its supposed target anytime now. The South Park 'trailer' and this one prove it. It'll be like what happens when we run out of past to be retro about, only funnier.
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This is spot on..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-MqIIoc5r0&feature=related
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I am out. He sucks monkey balls. He has never been funny. Never.
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How do I get that few minutes of my life back? What dreck.
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July 8, 2011, 9:22 p.m. CST
In all fairness, Sandler gives a pretty Terrific performance. A lot better than the movie deserves
by Proman1984
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I may get tired of Harry's reviews, which tend to exult in wide-eyed hyperbole too much for my taste, but for the most part the staff and most of the people who bother to post seem like true movie lovers. They pan the truly crappy mainstream movies and gravitate towards films that, if they don't break new ground, try to entertain us in style. They hate on Bay and love Darabont. They'll debate Kurusawa and Kubrick. They'll talk about practical vs CGI until they're blue in the face. And they'd rather take a brick to the baby makers than sit through Adam Sandler lisping and mugging his way through a childish movie. It makes one proud to be a geek, though I'd have to admit that I lack the love of comics to be one of the true believers.
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Who are Ben Zook and Steve Koren exactly?
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this reminds me of a POS Eddie Murphy movie
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July 8, 2011, 10:01 p.m. CST
Jesus, I thought South Park was kidding about this movie...
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
I weep.
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He needs to be in more shit.
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It was hilarious on SNL when Sandler, Spade, & Farley would do the mall chicks sketches, now this is just sad and played the fugg out
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Yeah, I'm as big of an ELO fan as they come. The problem here is that Jeff Lynne and Sandler are pals (you may notice ELO is in many of his movies). Jeff would probably approve anything he wants which is too bad in this case. First Larry Crowne and now this douche water. At least we had Super 8.
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Mega Crap comes to mind, but it'll make 150 million domestic, and Adam Sandler will get to buy another house somewhere. He use to be so funny, and now.... Nope.
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I would say yes but then again people paid to see White Chicks I think so maybe it won't be a total failure. But this trailer is freakin horrible. It's very delightful.
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July 8, 2011, 11:52 p.m. CST
The last time Sandler was funny was playing the apprentice to
by Dennis_Moore
the Pepper boy played by Dana Carvey.
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South Park wasn't kidding about this abomination 'Jack and Jill' and apparently, at least according to a link i found on movie insider, the president is a duck movie is in pre-production. Check out the link.... http://www.movieinsider.com/m2869/duck-for-president/
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July 9, 2011, 12:55 a.m. CST
If Adam Sandler gives you acid reflux you should see the Jerk-Offs he plays basketball with. Just sayin.
by Darth_Kong
9 out of 10 "below the line" crew members agrees.
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in Tropic Thunder
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July 9, 2011, 1:09 a.m. CST
Yikes. This reminds me of the pessimism episode of South Park.
by David Hinson
Coming this Fall, Adam Sandle shits in your eyes, ears and mouth.
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I always thought his movies were dumb as shit and borderline retarded...
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I thought it was just some bullshit South Park made up. Also, way to go Katie! Passing on The Dark Knight was a GREAT career move.
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Or http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ Seriously, if this was a piss-take of Adam Sandler movies, I would have laughed, but it's Real?!? I weep for you AintItCool. your glory days are now DEFinately behind you.
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I remember in the 80s, when even small crap films would have original soundtrack music. ELO's "All Over The World" was used in Grown Ups. I think it's a combination of a lack of current songs not clicking with the mainstream, plus the laziness of filmmakers that leaves us in the situation where we are today.
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July 9, 2011, 2:11 a.m. CST
It's not who you are underneath.. it's what you DO that defines you.
by CT1
*cue Adam Sandler acting like a retard/handicapped/buffoon/retard child/baby talk/gay/super gay/in a thong/in drag/unfunny*
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its time for sandler to start making grown up comedies but nice to see pachino
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July 9, 2011, 2:50 a.m. CST
I came back hoping this post was a figment of my imagination....it wasnt
by Mel
FUUUCK
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July 9, 2011, 3:19 a.m. CST
At least it doesn't appear that in this film he hooks up with lots of hot women
by moonlightdrive
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July 9, 2011, 3:22 a.m. CST
He has a very well oiled machine that keeps churning out these sub par "comedies"
by moonlightdrive
with very similar set ups, brand of jokes and the world Sandler puts himself in.
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c'mon. you gotta give him that.
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July 9, 2011, 4:37 a.m. CST
This breaks the geneva convention that states a comedy should never be as crap as Norbit.
by Agent_Snake_Mcready
Our human rights must be protected.
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People will eat this shit up. I used to go to the cineplex to see a movie a week. I'm now down to twice a year. Thanks Hollywood for helping me save.
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July 9, 2011, 10:17 a.m. CST
Men dressing up as women stopped being funny with Milton Berle
by SmokingRobot
No, wait, it wasn't funny when he did it. Christ, this looks AWFUL. WTF is Adam Sandler thinking?
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..But I don't believe it.
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he should do more movies like that. You know, with real characters that are actually likable that you can relate to.
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July 9, 2011, 11:26 a.m. CST
So is Adam Sandler the only person willing to hire Nick Swardson?
by Mr. Pricklepants
You can say the same thing about Sandler's stable of directors. Like Dennis Dugan for example. They would probably be waiting tables if it wasn't for Adam Sandler. BTW, why does Adam Sandler need directors anway? I mean, he's calling all the shots on his movies. He might as well as direct them himself. He probably does "direct" them anyway, you know like Spielberg "directed" Poltergeist. Dugan and the others are just his flunkies. They do what Sandler tells them to do.
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Really...does anyone find this fucker funny? Does he have picks of Hollywood execs sacrificing Gentile Virgins during some Kabbalah Black Magic ritual or something? Fucker hasn't been funny since Farley coked out and he stopped doing the Herlihy Boy skits
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it's early...
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http://tinyurl.com/3btusok
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It's got to be. There's no way this could actually be real.
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Just to clarify, your headline is sarcasm, right?
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is awesome. But jesus, Adam Sandler playing his female twin ruins the rest of it. Christ. It's creepy.
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July 9, 2011, 2:48 p.m. CST
Does that little kid have a fucking dildo strapped to his head?
by AzulTool
Now, that would be funny...Billy Madison, Punchdrunk Love, Spanglish, and maybe Funny People. That's all the Sandler I need to see.
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With the exception of "Punch Drunk Love", though, the trailer just looks like another shitty Adam Sandler movie. Frat boys will love it.
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of fake crap.
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How did he ever convince anyone he was talented?,i blame American's....Idiots
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July 9, 2011, 6:42 p.m. CST
Kinda wish he had never been so successful so shit like this wouldn't exist.
by alienindisguise
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July 9, 2011, 7:38 p.m. CST
Any chance we can get that Mayan calendar moved up a bit?
by SenatorJeffersonSmith
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I just watched this trailer and I sincerely wish I hadn't. What the hell is Al Pacino doing in such an obviously shit movie? I can only assume he was doing it to pay off a debt, buy an extension for his house or because he lost a bet.
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July 10, 2011, 12:45 a.m. CST
Is this like one of the joke movies he was supposed to have done in "Funny People"?
by amnesiac108
'Cause I'd rather see that fucking "Merman" movie
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To see Sandler continue to do crap when he clearly can do better like in Punch Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, Funny People, and better comedy like Happy Gilmore. This movie actually looks like one of the fake movies his character in Funny People would do. Also, is it just me or is the sister based on his character from the SNL Gap girl skits?
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I'm just glad it's not another godawful p.o.s. animated movie about two kids and a friggin pail of water.
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... big steaming turd into our minds. May Adam Sandler get Testicular cancer for making this.
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Just wondering if we're talking the same Katie Holmes that is married to Cruise and is staring in Jack & Jill with Sandler.
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July 10, 2011, 12:38 p.m. CST
I can't believe all this negative shit I'm reading about Sandler. Years ago he was cool now cause he's successful it's cool to hate him?
by The Founder
I'm a fan of Sandler and proud of it. Yes he had hit and misses but I've enjoyed more of his films then not. This one looks like a skit with him and that wig and they should've probably put more effort in him to look more like a real woman instead of slapping a wig on him but I'll see it.
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i like it when sandler acts.
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There's nothing to indicate he's obviously joking. But how can he not be? This film looks like it causes cancer.
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Wish Adam Sandlers movies would do the same. He was great in Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me. I think he was expecting more credit for going legit in Reign Over Me, and when he didn't he just said "Piss on it"
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...autobiography (minus the cancer part). <br><br> The trailers and posters for his character's movies (in FP) seem like they could be lifted directly from Sandler's canon. <br><br> p.s. Quantam of Solace was in fact a very good movie!
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July 10, 2011, 4:55 p.m. CST
"Jill" = same voice he did almost 20 years ago on his first comedy album
by Rob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI
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Track called "Do It For Mama", on the album "What The Hell Happened To Me?". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI
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So he went with a goofy premise and it didn't pan out. Maybe he can turn it around and make a decent movie next time around. His last two movies were still commercial successes, I believe. I doubt he gives a fuck what some of you internet trolls think about him. They seemed more family oriented. This one was a return to the teenage comedy, and it's a stinker.
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July 10, 2011, 10:16 p.m. CST
Would rather watch an abortion video than this.
by Surfaces_are_supposed_to_be_FLAT
Sucks to see some great comedic actors accepting money from Sandler to be in his worthless projects. Don't they have any integrity at all?? Pacino, what the fuck were you thinking!?
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This must have been a film Eddie Murphy was meant to do.
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Eddie Murphy did Haunted House, now Sandler is doing Hotel Transylvania.
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I had no idea this was a real film. I genuinely thought it was a South Park piss take.
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While watching the episode of Southpark where Stan hates everything and they made fun of the Jim Carrey movie with penguins, I seriously thought it was a dumb made up movie. Also the Kevin James eye rape Zookeeper. I serioulsy thought SP was doing the fake movies to make a point. How surprised I was to find out they are real. Ugh.
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Do they pay that good or do the actors need the money that bad?
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That looks almost as funny as getting a proctology exam. Almost. The hell - ??
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The jet ski in the pool was mildly funny.
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July 11, 2011, 10:07 a.m. CST
Can someone tell me why my comment was deleted? Was it for using the word abortion??
by Surfaces_are_supposed_to_be_FLAT
Seems a bit extreme. I mean, come on, look at half of the user's nicks, and most of the other comments and tell me why that particular word, used entirely within reasonable context, was so wrong.
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Not an ounce of humor whatsoever. I blame all of you mindless sandler fans that have supported his other shit movies. And now this abomination exists.
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THat cunt Sandler lost me with "Big Daddy." I have enjoyed, "Happy Gilmore," "Billy Madison", Click and FUnny people, but the rest are painful, unfunny trash. The only other person who is worse than Sandler is Chris Rock and the only one worse than him is David Spade.
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