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The Trailer For Adam Sandler's JACK AND JILL Is Just Delightful!

Beaks here...

Robert Smigel, Ben Zook and Steve Koren are terrific comedy writers. Together, they wrote JACK AND JILL, Adam Sandler's fall holiday offering for 2011. This is the trailer.

 

 

I really hope Al Pacino fucks Jill.

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  • July 8, 2011, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Madea for white people?

    by Raul

  • July 8, 2011, 2:55 p.m. CST

    That looks like utter shit.

    by claxdog

  • July 8, 2011, 3 p.m. CST

    Beaks is being sarcastic, right?

    by mr_macphisto

    RIGHT?

  • July 8, 2011, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Funny...It's like a spoof trailer in a better movie...

    by ClaireRedfield

    I would watch it though. I would not pay for it, but I would watch it for free or, like, a dollar maybe. On a somewhat sleepy day where I had nothing else to do. Unless somebody wanted to play a boardgame or something.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Crap

    by cinematt

    Crap crap crap crap crap. That is all.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:01 p.m. CST

    watching that made me feel like this...

    by SPACEHUNTER3-D

    http://tinyurl.com/3ho52yt

  • July 8, 2011, 3:04 p.m. CST

    tim medows

    by wattos new hat

  • July 8, 2011, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Is that a real movie?

    by double_l88

    That's like something from Family guy.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:07 p.m. CST

    JACKOFF AND JIZZ: A FART COMEDY

    by AzulTool

  • July 8, 2011, 3:10 p.m. CST

    That's not real....

    by Andrew Coleman

    right?

  • July 8, 2011, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Looks like one of the fake movies from Funny People...

    by A Cat Named Steve French

    Y'know, the one's Sandler's character was embarrassed he ever made. The man is becoming a parody of himself.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Beaks, you're joking, right?

    by Orbots Commander

    After the Transformers and Green Lantern reviews on this site, I really can't tell anymore. Next thing you know, you'll be recommending Zookeeper.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Actually...

    by redkamel

    It might be pretty funny...for some reason I got a Billy Madison vibe from it. Its not like that looked much better on the trailer either

  • July 8, 2011, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Idea # 483: Adam Sandler has a twin sister and he goes crazy.

    by Playkins

    Idea by Awesome-O?

  • July 8, 2011, 3:18 p.m. CST

    rated argh for pirates!

    by palooka_boy

    fuck you!

  • July 8, 2011, 3:19 p.m. CST

    sheesh...

    by SISKOKID

    ... it looks like one of those made up Sandler comedies in Funny People.....garbage.

  • Jesus, Remember when Eddie Murphy was the king of comedy??? I miss Belushi and Akroyd

  • July 8, 2011, 3:20 p.m. CST

    This is a joke right???

    by Flames gotta Eat

    I'm fucking serious. This better be a joke. Is it bad when a movie even looks stupid for Adam Sandler?!! Is this a parallel universe or something?!! I need to sit down.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Jesus.

    by blackwood

    That trailer... lessened me. They should rename it IT CAME FROM THE NINTIES AND WASN'T REALLY THAT FUNNY THEN, BUT NOW WE HAVE GOOD COMEDY FOR GROWN-UPS, SO YOU SHOULD WATCH THOSE INSTEAD. Probably a bitch to layout on the poster, though, and I shudder to think of the blu case spine.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:21 p.m. CST

    and Chevy too!!!

    by Mr Soze

  • July 8, 2011, 3:25 p.m. CST

    I was waiting for something bad

    by IWasInJuniorHighDickhead

    but my brain tells me this is a joke

  • July 8, 2011, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Good Job Hollywood, you have now raped ELO.

    by Randy

    One of my all time favorite bands and I am sick of hearing their fucking music. This is seriously like the 100th trailer to use Don't bring me down, if you count commercials it's even higher.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Oh God Please. Just. NO...

    by BeanGrud

    sandler playing a yenta. That's all we can come up with? Really?

  • July 8, 2011, 3:28 p.m. CST

    You know it's going to do at least $100m US domestic, right?

    by sam jacksons wig

    I really feel so fucking sorry for the state of the US these days.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:29 p.m. CST

    The Fatties: Fart 2 looked more like a "real" movie than this does

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    And Adam Sandler with a hot chick for a wife! What a surprise!

  • July 8, 2011, 3:34 p.m. CST

    ELO in trailers

    by steele8280

    @vameon, yeah I love them too, but what is up with Hollywood and using them in trailers? I saw one just a week ago using the exact same song. At least they haven't figured out that they made more songs than Don't Bring Me Down and Mr. Blue Sky. Hope it stays that way...

  • July 8, 2011, 3:36 p.m. CST

    I've just tried to twist one off looking at him dressed as a woman...

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...got about halfway there and had to give up.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:36 p.m. CST

    this trail isn't new

    by RaveX

    it's exactly the same as it was in south park a month ago.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Way to needlessly give away a cameo in a trailer

    by ScreamingPenis

    It's probably the best gag in the movie too.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:37 p.m. CST

    And quint...

    by steele8280

    Go to hell for tricking me into watching that trailer. I seriously thought you were recommending something there. Hope you got a good laugh out of this (why is it even posted as "cool news"?) They showed Just Go With It on a ferry-ride last week and even subtitled and without the sound it was almost unbearable. The only thing to get a laugh from me was a certain coconut. Actually it was more of a chuckle.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:37 p.m. CST

    this TRAILER

    by RaveX

    damn you nonexistent edit function

  • July 8, 2011, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Out Of Touch

    by GurnBlansted

    In most of his movies Adam Sandlers characters have giant mini-mansion estates. You know, like the rest of us.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:38 p.m. CST

    I meant Beaks of course

    by steele8280

    You are so alike. identical or fraternal?

  • July 8, 2011, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Nicely done, Azultool...

    by captaincosmos

    I just read your post and laughed so hard I did a spit take right on my fucking monitor at work. Now everyone thinks I'm retarded. Thanks a ton.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Adam Sandler de durp! De durpy durp de-durp durp!!

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

  • July 8, 2011, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Sandler's Movie Homes

    by Magnus Greel

    Get larger and larger in each movie.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:44 p.m. CST

    The twin Sammy Davis, Jrs'

    by Magnus Greel

    on Charlie's Angels were more convincing.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Haven't been a Sandler fan since he left SNL, really

    by Blanket-Man

    But I must admit with great shame that I laughed several times at that stupid trailer.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Based on the comments here...

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    I'm thinking some of you will like this: http://tinyurl.com/45yq3zo It's from Red Letter Media, the guys who do the Mr. Plinkett reviews. They also do a little review show. This episode basically tears apart Zookeeper, and also talks about the concept of some of these films being so fucking dumb that they *must* be parodies...

  • July 8, 2011, 3:45 p.m. CST

    magnus greel - so do his fucking paychecks...

    by sam jacksons wig

  • July 8, 2011, 3:46 p.m. CST

    cue awesom-o gags.......

    by sam jacksons wig

  • July 8, 2011, 3:47 p.m. CST

    To Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey:

    by Mandolorian

    please stop making movies. Stay home, count your money and stop wasting other peoples time and energy. This looks so terrible that I can't believe I watched the whole thing. I was curious about the Pacino thing, but that only made it worse.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Get the baby bjorn. We're gonna go find that wizard!

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    George Simmons was so good in Re-Do.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:52 p.m. CST

    I could only stand 59 seconds before I clicked it off

    by theDORK

    Unless Katie Holmes bares those C cup tits again, there's no way I'll even consider watching this film for free.

  • The only other thing that interested me in this entire trailer was the horse going 'splat' from Jill's weight -- it intrigues me to see such cartoonishness pulled off in live-action.

  • July 8, 2011, 3:53 p.m. CST

    You can't be serious Beaks

    by Derrida77

    This has worst film of the year written all over it

  • July 8, 2011, 3:54 p.m. CST

    WHATEVER, YOU'LL PAY TO GO SEE IT. F*CK YOU!

    by catlettuce4

    ♥ Matt & Trey

  • July 8, 2011, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Yes, Sandler always plays super-rich dudes these days

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    With that and the incessant casting of hot, much-younger actresses to play his girlfriend/wife (who still manages to look like slender supermodel despite spitting out two or three kids), it's a pretty big indication of the size of Sandler's ego. Thye reason The 40 Year Old Virgin was funny was because we could relate to all ofr the leading characters, who were ordinary-looking workaday schmoes. Steve Carell didn't end up with Elizabeth Banks, he ended up with Catherine Keener (who is attractive, but not "supermodel hot" like all of Sandler's love interests are). I guess the old saying "write what you know" applies...

  • July 8, 2011, 4:06 p.m. CST

    And don't forget incessant product plugging

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Nice closeup of the Coke cups in the movie theater...

  • July 8, 2011, 4:07 p.m. CST

    For those of you who think...

    by nothingasitseems

    ... that Beaks is not serious, just take a look at his top 100 of the decade from beginning of last year. This fuck should have been fired for showing how this guy knows absolute shit about a quality movie. He put Bring it On on his list, and a snuff film as the best movie of an entire decade. This guy knows shit about movies. I'm bringing back calls to fire this guy, Harry. Please!

  • July 8, 2011, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Looks like stupid fun to me

    by iakobos

  • July 8, 2011, 4:10 p.m. CST

    I actually laughed at that

    by sullivansmith

    god help me, but I did.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:11 p.m. CST

    By "delightful", I assume you mean "soul sucking black hole of terrible", right?

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    I'm thinking you're playing with irony, right? Right? Dear God, please tell me I'm right! Tell me this site still has a soul!

  • July 8, 2011, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Poor Pacino...

    by JethroBodine

    Poor Pacino, I really miss him AND De Niro. They have both become old and senile, and will act in ANYTHING now days. You'd think that their "handlers" would have more respect for them than to allow them to be in puke like this. I'd rather know that they are in a retirement community playing Wii Bowling and eatting seedless watermelons than see them piss on their legacies they way they have lately. It's a damn shame.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Oh boy

    by MegaBeth

    I am not the movie snob most of you are, but even I can't justify the existence of this movie. It looks like complete dogshit.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Holy fucking shit.

    by NinjaRap

    Is Sandler just trolling us now or what? Motherfucker's last good movie was 50 First Dates, I know that, but this looks like a new low. And after "Just Go With It," that's fucking saying something.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:19 p.m. CST

    The word is ending Ebert just gave 3 stars to Zookeeper

    by eric haislar

    WTF?

  • July 8, 2011, 4:19 p.m. CST

    I laughed at this, believe it or not.

    by cinemixtape.com

    Sandler has quite possibly reached a new precipice of awfulness. This trailer was so ridiculously bad that I couldn't help but laugh at what I was seeing. Perhaps that's not what was intended, but I did laugh, nonetheless.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:23 p.m. CST

    The world is ending Ebert just gave 3 stars to Zookeeper

    by eric haislar

    WTF? This is not a joke go to his website.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Fuck me

    by mongo126

    Sandler is nosediving faster than Eddie Murphy. Happy Gilmore seems so far away.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:40 p.m. CST

    wattos new hat

    by angrykirby.tk

    your comment made me laugh alot. thank you for that

  • July 8, 2011, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Sandler needs to stop making comedies, seriously.

    by sai_justin

    I prefer his dramatic stuff.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:51 p.m. CST

    I thought Robert Smigel was funny.

    by frank

    Didn’t he invent Triumph the insult comic dog? And now this?

  • July 8, 2011, 4:52 p.m. CST

    I think Sandler's schtick has gone stale

    by sunwukong86

    He rarely tries anything new. He did in Funny People, but that movie had other problems than him. Dont get me wrong, I still laugh at Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I also like Waterboy. But I honestly think Sandler's time has ended. It was a mostly good run, but I think he needs to pass the torch to someone else.

  • July 8, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST

    First DeNiro, Now Pacino Prostituting Himself in Comedic Excrement

    by Dursman2000

    Another sign of the times, alas...

  • July 8, 2011, 4:58 p.m. CST

    That was painful...

    by Tank Williams

    It doesn't help when they say from the makers of Grown ups! HORRIBLE.

  • The night of it's impending midnight release (obvious that people will be lining up to see this before the masses) gather the following items: 2 1/2 pound beef combo burritos from Taco Bell, a 32 ounce Dr. Pepper (mountain dew will also work) and a cheap, short sitting stool or chair (make sure it's cheap, you will be throwing it out)... Eat and drink your meal at approximately 11:22pm, at about 5 till twelve you will notice the sudden, severe urge to take a shit. Proceed to your bathroom with your stool/chair. Place it directly in front of you while you are having your bowel movement, when you are finished and BEFORE wiping, get off of the toilet and sit on your new chair facing your diaretic, inhuman fecal matter. Remain there for approximately 2 hours. CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have just experienced JACK AND JILL!

  • July 8, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST

    the last joke- actually not bad. not HILARIOUS, but not bad.

    by zom-bot.com

    but it's probably the best joke in the movie. so tom cruise is letting katie make movies again and this is what she does? she looks older..but she's aging well. growing into her look, i guess you'd say.

  • July 8, 2011, 5:24 p.m. CST

    That makes Zookeeper look like Citizen Kane

    by georgecauldron

    Seriously, AICN? Delightful? You mean delightfully shitty? This looks like it will not top a 5% tomatometer.

  • July 8, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    adam sandler is not funny

    by emeraldboy

    and i am hoping that this movie will sink so spectacularly that it will take katie holmes career down with it.

  • but I laughed out loud quite a few times!!!!

  • July 8, 2011, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Why is Adam Sandler's son a Hindu?

    by Bobo_Vision

  • July 8, 2011, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Didn't watch the trailer ---

    by Lucky13

    Saw a screen grab at another site so I knew what this shit movie was about, and wanted to see if Beaks was making some sort of joke in the headline. Guess not. So sad that we have no great comedians today. Bill Murray only makes indie dramas that you have to force yourself to see (awesome cameo in Zombieland excluded), Dan Akroyd was abducted by aliens, never to return... Chris Farley, John Candy gone too damn soon... Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler apparently drank the same 'family movie faggot' kool-aid, Jim Carrey was never quite great, but took a giant nose-dive after Dumb & Dumber... Is Steve Martin still alive or did he kill himself due to shame after Sgt. Bilko (I know, he did Shopgirl, Cheaper by the Dozen and Pink Panther... great). The list goes on and on. All we're left with is Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill (fucking seriously?), and....... Who else? Steve Carrell? Michael Cera? Fucking please. It's a shame really.

  • July 8, 2011, 5:58 p.m. CST

    MY EYES!!!!!!

    by archer1949

    Oh dear god in heaven, I HATE Adam Sandler! HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM! Die! You smug smirking douchbag, DIE!!!!!!!

  • July 8, 2011, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Great way to assure people a movie'll be good

    by Chuck

    Saying "from the producers of 'Just Go With It' and 'Grown-Ups'" is a great way to get me thinking that this will be good, cuz those were definitely Sandler's best films by far. Note: For those too dumb, this is sarcasm

  • July 8, 2011, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Beaks is trolling you fuckers.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Can't you see that? He wants to goad you into saying so offensive that he can ban you. Beaks disdains writing for this site, for you. He feels you're beneath him, that his articles are pearls before swine. But since he's pretty much stuck here for the time being, he's going to have as much fun as he can -- by getting off on jacking the banhammer in our faces.

  • July 8, 2011, 6:02 p.m. CST

    The voiceover doesn't help the trailer

    by UTexLex

    The voiceover sounds like the VO for TV commercials....makes the movie seem that much less awful.

  • July 8, 2011, 6:03 p.m. CST

    They should change the title to "FECES: The Movie"

    by Mr. Waturi

    Everything about that trailer just reeked of ass.

  • July 8, 2011, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Agree jasonicus...

    by UTexLex

    I think from CLICK onwards, he's been rich in his movies (exception is Chuck & Larry I can think of)....makes it less relatable as you said. Films now also follow the formula of being rich, having a hot wife, & annoying kids. ANYTIME children are thrown into the mix in comedies, things begin to go south. They're simply not funny...

  • July 8, 2011, 6:12 p.m. CST

    So Al Pacino is into transvestites?

    by Bobo_Vision

    And he's not playing a character....he's playing himself...as a tranny chaser.

  • July 8, 2011, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Define Delightful...

    by ajt2111

    Because clearly we have completely different outlooks on the meaning of meaning of the word...

  • July 8, 2011, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Adam Sandler is A Carrot

    by elsewhere

    derpherpderpherpdurp

  • July 8, 2011, 6:32 p.m. CST

    gonna suck, but always down to see ridonkulous drag!

    by Evil_Homer45

  • July 8, 2011, 6:33 p.m. CST

    It looks like every other Adam Sandler movie

    by Mr. Pricklepants

    And WTF is Al Pacino doing in this movie?

  • July 8, 2011, 6:46 p.m. CST

    I Saw A Screening for this Last Month Here in Vegas

    by Kevin

    A friend got screening passes to this and I saw it with out knowning anything about it. It was like the punchline to a bad joke. you wont believe how bad it is It was painful to get through the whole thing. I laughed like 3 times and the full audience I was with didn't laugh much either. My other friends we encouraged to bring their kids for a earlier screening so I think they are trying to figure out to aim for pg or pg-13. We compared the movie afterward and it was just a few scenes cut out of the more adult version. Worst movie I've seen in the theater since Jonah Hex last year.

  • July 8, 2011, 6:48 p.m. CST

    I hate to break it to you guys but Sandler never was talented.

    by tamethecunt

    Like Will Ferrel, they both hit the lottery and continue to fool audiences that they're funny and talented. When it fact, they turn out garbage after garbage. And people flock to their crap. Eddie Murphy same thing, but he has talent and was funny as a motherfucker. At least he showed something in the early days.

  • July 8, 2011, 6:48 p.m. CST

    nope

    by jsfithaca

    not funny. AT ALL!

  • July 8, 2011, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Enough.

    by Triple_J_72

    Sandler, go away. Now.

  • July 8, 2011, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Was Beaks being sarcastic?

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    Because that looks awful! I'm an Adam Sandler fan usually but this looks like another Little Nicky.

  • July 8, 2011, 7:15 p.m. CST

    What I gathered from this entire thing is...

    by MisterMxyzptlk

    Beaks is borderline retarded.

  • July 8, 2011, 7:29 p.m. CST

    So Jill is basically Sandler's Gap Girl character...

    by NotARegular

    ...from his SNL days, right? I'd probably want to see this if they dropped the identical twin thing and Farley were still around to play Jill. But, yeah, looks like poop.

  • I guess the same could be said for Rob Schnieder or David Spade, too. And I'm sure its just matter of time before Kevin James and Chris Rock won't be able to find work outside of Happy Madison productions. Its sad, cause a few of these guys used to be funny.

  • I guess the same could be said for Rob Schnieder or David Spade, too. And I'm sure its just matter of time before Kevin James and Chris Rock won't be able to find work outside of Happy Madison productions. Its sad, cause a few of these guys used to be funny.

  • July 8, 2011, 7:38 p.m. CST

    South Park really hit it right on the money in that last episode

    by applescruff

    I literally could NOT tell the difference between this and the fake trailer they did a month ago on SP. Pretty much "Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears and mouth".

  • July 8, 2011, 8:26 p.m. CST

    The only Sandler film I halfway enjoyed was Happy Gilmore

    by IWasInJuniorHighDickhead

    Wedding Singer was tame enough, and he was cool in Undeclared, but I cannot stand anything else he's ever done. High concept idea + stupid voice and boom, he's off again. This looks absolutely brilliant, however, cause we're through the looking glass now. It's like he watched South Park and took the challenge. We just need that Carrot movie.

  • July 8, 2011, 8:27 p.m. CST

    So, as funny as Smigel and Sandler CAN be...

    by Zombiana_Jones

    ...To choose between this and a frontal Lobotomy with a rusty corkscrew, i'll happily choose the latter. I'll come away with more intact brain cells......

  • July 8, 2011, 8:34 p.m. CST

    I say rise to the challenge

    by IWasInJuniorHighDickhead

    make this film as high-grossing as Avatar. We'll have a thousand films copying it, only the macguffin will change. Let's pull the temple down on our heads, cause fuck it.<P> We're kind of approaching the retard singularity here. Satire is going to run headlong into its supposed target anytime now. The South Park 'trailer' and this one prove it. It'll be like what happens when we run out of past to be retro about, only funnier.

  • July 8, 2011, 8:37 p.m. CST

    South Park's take on Jack and Jill.....

    by ass clown

    This is spot on..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-MqIIoc5r0&feature=related

  • July 8, 2011, 8:57 p.m. CST

    All you have to say is Adam Sandler and...

    by JamesWest

    I am out. He sucks monkey balls. He has never been funny. Never.

  • July 8, 2011, 9:09 p.m. CST

    And now that I just watched that trailer...

    by JamesWest

    How do I get that few minutes of my life back? What dreck.

  • July 8, 2011, 9:09 p.m. CST

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-MqIIoc5r0&feature=related

    by ass clown

  • July 8, 2011, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Nick Swardson is dreadful

    by sunwukong86

  • July 8, 2011, 9:25 p.m. CST

    This is why I love AICN

    by AlienFanatic

    I may get tired of Harry's reviews, which tend to exult in wide-eyed hyperbole too much for my taste, but for the most part the staff and most of the people who bother to post seem like true movie lovers. They pan the truly crappy mainstream movies and gravitate towards films that, if they don't break new ground, try to entertain us in style. They hate on Bay and love Darabont. They'll debate Kurusawa and Kubrick. They'll talk about practical vs CGI until they're blue in the face. And they'd rather take a brick to the baby makers than sit through Adam Sandler lisping and mugging his way through a childish movie. It makes one proud to be a geek, though I'd have to admit that I lack the love of comics to be one of the true believers.

  • July 8, 2011, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Robert Smigel is indisputably a comedy genius.

    by Hercules

    Who are Ben Zook and Steve Koren exactly?

  • July 8, 2011, 9:50 p.m. CST

    lowest common denominator

    by Rupee88

    this reminds me of a POS Eddie Murphy movie

  • July 8, 2011, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Jesus, I thought South Park was kidding about this movie...

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    I weep.

  • July 8, 2011, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Swardson is a funny fuck.

    by slone13

    He needs to be in more shit.

  • July 8, 2011, 10:09 p.m. CST

    lowest form, it was funny on snl 15 years ago

    by strykebr

    It was hilarious on SNL when Sandler, Spade, & Farley would do the mall chicks sketches, now this is just sad and played the fugg out

  • July 8, 2011, 10:39 p.m. CST

    @vameon: ELO in trailer

    by schulzcreative

    Yeah, I'm as big of an ELO fan as they come. The problem here is that Jeff Lynne and Sandler are pals (you may notice ELO is in many of his movies). Jeff would probably approve anything he wants which is too bad in this case. First Larry Crowne and now this douche water. At least we had Super 8.

  • July 8, 2011, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Delightful is not the word I would use

    by Waspo

    Mega Crap comes to mind, but it'll make 150 million domestic, and Adam Sandler will get to buy another house somewhere. He use to be so funny, and now.... Nope.

  • July 8, 2011, 11:45 p.m. CST

    haha is this gonna bomb?

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    I would say yes but then again people paid to see White Chicks I think so maybe it won't be a total failure. But this trailer is freakin horrible. It's very delightful.

  • July 8, 2011, 11:52 p.m. CST

    The last time Sandler was funny was playing the apprentice to

    by Dennis_Moore

    the Pepper boy played by Dana Carvey.

  • July 9, 2011, 12:08 a.m. CST

    The President Is a Duck Movie is Real Too.....

    by ass clown

    South Park wasn't kidding about this abomination 'Jack and Jill' and apparently, at least according to a link i found on movie insider, the president is a duck movie is in pre-production. Check out the link.... http://www.movieinsider.com/m2869/duck-for-president/

  • 9 out of 10 "below the line" crew members agrees.

  • July 9, 2011, 12:58 a.m. CST

    Looks like an out-take from the fake trailers

    by MoffatBabies

    in Tropic Thunder

  • July 9, 2011, 1:09 a.m. CST

    Yikes. This reminds me of the pessimism episode of South Park.

    by David Hinson

    Coming this Fall, Adam Sandle shits in your eyes, ears and mouth.

  • July 9, 2011, 1:17 a.m. CST

    When the hell was Sandler EVER funny?

    by sonnyfern

    I always thought his movies were dumb as shit and borderline retarded...

  • July 9, 2011, 1:34 a.m. CST

    This is a REAL movie?

    by Lashlarue

    I thought it was just some bullshit South Park made up. Also, way to go Katie! Passing on The Dark Knight was a GREAT career move.

  • July 9, 2011, 1:35 a.m. CST

    From the producers of Just Go With It and Grown Ups

    by bill

    Or http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ Seriously, if this was a piss-take of Adam Sandler movies, I would have laughed, but it's Real?!? I weep for you AintItCool. your glory days are now DEFinately behind you.

  • July 9, 2011, 1:41 a.m. CST

    ELO music in movies

    by Eric Dyer

    I remember in the 80s, when even small crap films would have original soundtrack music. ELO's "All Over The World" was used in Grown Ups. I think it's a combination of a lack of current songs not clicking with the mainstream, plus the laziness of filmmakers that leaves us in the situation where we are today.

  • *cue Adam Sandler acting like a retard/handicapped/buffoon/retard child/baby talk/gay/super gay/in a thong/in drag/unfunny*

  • July 9, 2011, 2:37 a.m. CST

    delightful?

    by john

    its time for sandler to start making grown up comedies but nice to see pachino

  • FUUUCK

  • July 9, 2011, 3:19 a.m. CST

    Why doesn't Sandler make funny movies?

    by moonlightdrive

  • with very similar set ups, brand of jokes and the world Sandler puts himself in.

  • July 9, 2011, 3:47 a.m. CST

    Waterboy was funny

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    c'mon. you gotta give him that.

  • Our human rights must be protected.

  • July 9, 2011, 7:38 a.m. CST

    A heapinng mound crap

    by AaronSch

    People will eat this shit up. I used to go to the cineplex to see a movie a week. I'm now down to twice a year. Thanks Hollywood for helping me save.

  • July 9, 2011, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Men dressing up as women stopped being funny with Milton Berle

    by SmokingRobot

    No, wait, it wasn't funny when he did it. Christ, this looks AWFUL. WTF is Adam Sandler thinking?

  • July 9, 2011, 10:27 a.m. CST

    I see it...

    by Token

    ..But I don't believe it.

  • July 9, 2011, 11:05 a.m. CST

    I really dug his work in Spanglish...

    by WONKABAR

    he should do more movies like that. You know, with real characters that are actually likable that you can relate to.

  • July 9, 2011, 11:26 a.m. CST

    So is Adam Sandler the only person willing to hire Nick Swardson?

    by Mr. Pricklepants

    You can say the same thing about Sandler's stable of directors. Like Dennis Dugan for example. They would probably be waiting tables if it wasn't for Adam Sandler. BTW, why does Adam Sandler need directors anway? I mean, he's calling all the shots on his movies. He might as well as direct them himself. He probably does "direct" them anyway, you know like Spielberg "directed" Poltergeist. Dugan and the others are just his flunkies. They do what Sandler tells them to do.

  • July 9, 2011, 12:16 p.m. CST

    I still believe Adam Sandlers career is a Conspiracy...

    by conspiracy

    Really...does anyone find this fucker funny? Does he have picks of Hollywood execs sacrificing Gentile Virgins during some Kabbalah Black Magic ritual or something? Fucker hasn't been funny since Farley coked out and he stopped doing the Herlihy Boy skits

  • July 9, 2011, 12:17 p.m. CST

    picks=pics

    by conspiracy

    it's early...

  • July 9, 2011, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Dark Knight teaser

    by SPACEHUNTER3-D

    http://tinyurl.com/3btusok

  • July 9, 2011, 12:53 p.m. CST

    This...this is a parody, right?

    by FarSky

    It's got to be. There's no way this could actually be real.

  • July 9, 2011, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Beaks...

    by Agent_Snake_Mcready

    Just to clarify, your headline is sarcasm, right?

  • July 9, 2011, 1:18 p.m. CST

    That Jet ski scene

    by Orion

    is awesome. But jesus, Adam Sandler playing his female twin ruins the rest of it. Christ. It's creepy.

  • July 9, 2011, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Does that little kid have a fucking dildo strapped to his head?

    by AzulTool

    Now, that would be funny...Billy Madison, Punchdrunk Love, Spanglish, and maybe Funny People. That's all the Sandler I need to see.

  • July 9, 2011, 4:34 p.m. CST

    I liked the Nissan spot that followed.

    by Uncle_Al

    With the exception of "Punch Drunk Love", though, the trailer just looks like another shitty Adam Sandler movie. Frat boys will love it.

  • July 9, 2011, 4:35 p.m. CST

    the dark knight teaser is a bunch...

    by emeraldboy

    of fake crap.

  • July 9, 2011, 4:51 p.m. CST

    I cant stand Sandler,he's fucking awful....

    by lookylookymoontard

    How did he ever convince anyone he was talented?,i blame American's....Idiots

  • July 9, 2011, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Damn. He looks good in a dress.

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

  • July 9, 2011, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Any chance we can get that Mayan calendar moved up a bit?

    by SenatorJeffersonSmith

  • July 9, 2011, 8:15 p.m. CST

    I never want to see this film

    by Rogue Trooper

    I just watched this trailer and I sincerely wish I hadn't. What the hell is Al Pacino doing in such an obviously shit movie? I can only assume he was doing it to pay off a debt, buy an extension for his house or because he lost a bet.

  • 'Cause I'd rather see that fucking "Merman" movie

  • July 10, 2011, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Really sad

    by Weezy

    To see Sandler continue to do crap when he clearly can do better like in Punch Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, Funny People, and better comedy like Happy Gilmore. This movie actually looks like one of the fake movies his character in Funny People would do. Also, is it just me or is the sister based on his character from the SNL Gap girl skits?

  • July 10, 2011, 6:16 a.m. CST

    You know what? I'm happy this is what it is...

    by Aaron Synn

    I'm just glad it's not another godawful p.o.s. animated movie about two kids and a friggin pail of water.

  • July 10, 2011, 10:11 a.m. CST

    A nice....

    by Dead_Geek

    ... big steaming turd into our minds. May Adam Sandler get Testicular cancer for making this.

  • July 10, 2011, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Katie Holmes is supermodel hot????

    by The Founder

    Just wondering if we're talking the same Katie Holmes that is married to Cruise and is staring in Jack & Jill with Sandler.

  • I'm a fan of Sandler and proud of it. Yes he had hit and misses but I've enjoyed more of his films then not. This one looks like a skit with him and that wig and they should've probably put more effort in him to look more like a real woman instead of slapping a wig on him but I'll see it.

  • July 10, 2011, 1:27 p.m. CST

    wow..that was just awful. funny people was great

    by FleshMachine

    i like it when sandler acts.

  • July 10, 2011, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Is beaks kidding? Cuz he doesn't appear to be...

    by Nabster

    There's nothing to indicate he's obviously joking. But how can he not be? This film looks like it causes cancer.

  • July 10, 2011, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Adam Sandlers Fan Base has grown up

    by Nuck81

    Wish Adam Sandlers movies would do the same. He was great in Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me. I think he was expecting more credit for going legit in Reign Over Me, and when he didn't he just said "Piss on it"

  • July 10, 2011, 4:01 p.m. CST

    It now seems that Funny People was an actual fact-based...

    by Chad

    ...autobiography (minus the cancer part). <br><br> The trailers and posters for his character's movies (in FP) seem like they could be lifted directly from Sandler's canon. <br><br> p.s. Quantam of Solace was in fact a very good movie!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI

  • Track called "Do It For Mama", on the album "What The Hell Happened To Me?". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI

  • July 10, 2011, 5:39 p.m. CST

    It's just delightful

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    So he went with a goofy premise and it didn't pan out. Maybe he can turn it around and make a decent movie next time around. His last two movies were still commercial successes, I believe. I doubt he gives a fuck what some of you internet trolls think about him. They seemed more family oriented. This one was a return to the teenage comedy, and it's a stinker.

  • July 10, 2011, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Would rather watch an abortion video than this.

    by Surfaces_are_supposed_to_be_FLAT

    Sucks to see some great comedic actors accepting money from Sandler to be in his worthless projects. Don't they have any integrity at all?? Pacino, what the fuck were you thinking!?

  • July 10, 2011, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Eddie Murphy

    by ace mccoy

    This must have been a film Eddie Murphy was meant to do.

  • July 11, 2011, 2:02 a.m. CST

    Sandler is the next Eddie Murphy

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    Eddie Murphy did Haunted House, now Sandler is doing Hotel Transylvania.

  • July 11, 2011, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Rated "Arg" for pirates... Fuck you!

    by Johnny Wishbone

    I had no idea this was a real film. I genuinely thought it was a South Park piss take.

  • July 11, 2011, 8:56 a.m. CST

    WOW...

    by ZodNotGod

    While watching the episode of Southpark where Stan hates everything and they made fun of the Jim Carrey movie with penguins, I seriously thought it was a dumb made up movie. Also the Kevin James eye rape Zookeeper. I serioulsy thought SP was doing the fake movies to make a point. How surprised I was to find out they are real. Ugh.

  • July 11, 2011, 8:57 a.m. CST

    What is with these awful comedies getting big names?

    by ZodNotGod

    Do they pay that good or do the actors need the money that bad?

  • July 11, 2011, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Wowwww. That's not really a movie, right?

    by Astronut

    That looks almost as funny as getting a proctology exam. Almost. The hell - ??

  • July 11, 2011, 9:15 a.m. CST

    I will agree with the poster above, though...

    by Astronut

    The jet ski in the pool was mildly funny.

  • July 11, 2011, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Can someone tell me why my comment was deleted? Was it for using the word abortion??

    by Surfaces_are_supposed_to_be_FLAT

    Seems a bit extreme. I mean, come on, look at half of the user's nicks, and most of the other comments and tell me why that particular word, used entirely within reasonable context, was so wrong.

  • July 11, 2011, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Who the fuck thought that this was a good idea?!

    by NYC

    Not an ounce of humor whatsoever. I blame all of you mindless sandler fans that have supported his other shit movies. And now this abomination exists.

  • July 11, 2011, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Yuck

    by ZodNotGod

    THat cunt Sandler lost me with "Big Daddy." I have enjoyed, "Happy Gilmore," "Billy Madison", Click and FUnny people, but the rest are painful, unfunny trash. The only other person who is worse than Sandler is Chris Rock and the only one worse than him is David Spade.