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Happy 4th of July! This one's for you!

Published at: July 4, 2011, 2:46 p.m. CST

Hey folks, Harry here...  I'm prepping the 4th of July munchies for the family - and saw this and thought - you should totally see it.   Here ya go:



 

Now - a disclaimer - the above is not actually footage from the upcoming CAPTAIN AMERICA movie.   But it is badass like we think the movie will be.   If it happens to be footage from the upcoming CAPTAIN AMERICA movie, I'd like to apologize for the spoiler-esque aspect of it.

 

Harry

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  • July 4, 2011, 2:47 p.m. CST

    by dutch75

    First!

  • July 4, 2011, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Numero dos

    by RedLeaderStandingBy

  • July 4, 2011, 2:48 p.m. CST

    That's as far as my spanish goes

    by RedLeaderStandingBy

  • July 4, 2011, 2:49 p.m. CST

    I prefer a "missile" pop

    by I_Snake_Plissken

  • July 4, 2011, 2:50 p.m. CST

    All right, that's the WTF post of the year

    by RedLeaderStandingBy

    What's the point, Harry?

  • July 4, 2011, 2:50 p.m. CST

    And by the way.....

    by I_Snake_Plissken

    That's a freaking looking torso....is this Captain corset?

  • July 4, 2011, 2:52 p.m. CST

    That. Was. Awesome!

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    I was just thinking about Bomb Pops and hoping the ice cream man would be coming through the neighbhood. On second thought, I'm off to Kroger's to buy a 12 pack and avoid that creepy dude.

  • July 4, 2011, 2:53 p.m. CST

    If you don't understand this short, you need a class in ice cream classics.

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    And a Marvel refresher course!

  • July 4, 2011, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Groovy!

    by sweeneydave

  • July 4, 2011, 3:06 p.m. CST

    that was pretty funny/cool

    by Mel

  • It's true.

  • July 4, 2011, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Today

    by D Jones

    You know what I don't like about having a birthday on a holiday? Nothing, its like everyone is sharing my birthday party so yay me and yay America. I must apologize for this post a bit of self indulgence. Have a great day everyone.

  • July 4, 2011, 3:15 p.m. CST

    I don't get it.

    by RedLeaderStandingBy

    But I'm not american.

  • July 4, 2011, 3:16 p.m. CST

    amerika - so highly overrated

    by abe

  • July 4, 2011, 3:18 p.m. CST

    im american, and im sick of everyone thinking

    by mattforce7

    that we are the only ones with some corrupted bullshit leaders

  • July 4, 2011, 3:19 p.m. CST

    doesnt mean all americans are assholes

    by mattforce7

  • July 4, 2011, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Humans - so highly overrated

    by Winston Smith

    Any flaws you can pin to a certain group (religion, country, race, whatever) are really the flaws of all human beings. Show me a perfect country, religion, culture, etc...

  • July 4, 2011, 3:21 p.m. CST

    halfbreedqueen2

    by RedLeaderStandingBy

    Word!

  • July 4, 2011, 3:25 p.m. CST

    azazyel, nobody gives a fuck

    by slone13

    It's true.

  • July 4, 2011, 3:29 p.m. CST

    well at least in ireland...

    by emeraldboy

    we know that the story of our patron st is tosh. he is not irish and never was and never converted ireland to christianity and he didnt kick out any snakes either. the irish people did that at the last election. good riddance fianna failure. snakes the lot of them.

  • http://www.herotomorrow.com

  • Say Jim, Thats a bad outfit......WOOOO

  • July 4, 2011, 3:50 p.m. CST

    It's the fucking Corporate States of America

    by Queefer Sutherland

    Nothing united about us any more, and since our "leaders" only answer to their corporate handlers, and not the voters, we're no longer free, either. Fuck this country. Fuck all politicians and corporate CEOs who've gotten us here. FUCK AMERICA!

  • he probably also wrote his gushing review already too

  • July 4, 2011, 4:18 p.m. CST

    So this video was made by...

    by buggerbugger

    some guy who's had a lifelong dream of sucking on Captain America's helmet until gooey patriotism dribbles down his chin?

  • July 4, 2011, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Gonna celebrate like a REAL American

    by empty_headed_animal

    Gonna drive my 3 mpg SUV 1 block to the 7/11, buy some Budweiser and a 3 gallon slurpee, eat 5 pounds of meat I grilled on my 2 million BTU BBQ and later fuck my illegal mexican maid. Then I'll attend a revival meeting in a tent and listen to the pastor tell me that all homma-sexshulls are evil and they will burn in hell-fire, praise Jee-zuss-ah and God bless Amurrica!

  • July 4, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    For me? You shouldn't had!

    by AsimovLives

    What a nice gesture. Thanks, America.

  • July 4, 2011, 5:34 p.m. CST

    I'm almost speechless

    by electraglide

    Except to say what in the name of Ronald Raygun was that!?!

  • July 4, 2011, 5:40 p.m. CST

    I'm so glad I'm American

    by MooseMalloy

    -- It must be pretty frustrating to live in another country and have to wait around to see what entertainment/trends Hollywood will send their way.

  • July 4, 2011, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah, RIP Anna Massey

    by MooseMalloy

    Michael Powell didn't wait for America when doing PEEPING TOM.

  • July 4, 2011, 6:11 p.m. CST

    9/11 was an inside job

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    www.infowars.com

  • July 4, 2011, 6:17 p.m. CST

    I still don't know about a CAP movie.

    by TiPPiDa

    This movie will at best make a respectable 350 Million (give or take) total. 140-170 Million Domestic 180-200 Million International Or it could be missed entirely and end up doing "Green Lantern" business.

  • July 4, 2011, 6:27 p.m. CST

    I celebrate the 4th by banging my hot Mexican girlfriend

    by alienindisguise

  • July 4, 2011, 6:45 p.m. CST

    genderblender

    by AssyMuffJizz

    I think I'm in love with you. Which is quite a conundrum since I'm 100% gay.

  • Happy Fourth! :)

  • July 4, 2011, 6:51 p.m. CST

    NOT opening Captain America in the US today

    by coosawatchie

    is the most retarded decision of the entire year by a movie studio head. That movie would have wiped Optimus Prime's ass had it been screening right now. They left a hundred million dollars on the table.

  • July 4, 2011, 7:42 p.m. CST

    giggling like a little Asian cheerleader with a tentacle

    by fustfick

    Thanks, genderblender.

  • July 4, 2011, 7:58 p.m. CST

    genderblender, I'll buy that

    by CountryBoy

    WHOOPADOO!

  • July 4, 2011, 8:54 p.m. CST

    HEADLINE: July 22nd 2011. Captain America leaves viewers cold

    by Quake II

    Sadly Transformers and Hangover 2 will be the highest grossing films this summer. People really ARE tired of superhero movies. The excellent X-Men: FC with a measly 57 million opening proves it. No way Captain America is a better film than First Class. How do I know? I've seen Jumanji, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Jurassic Park 3, Wolfman, The Rocketeer and Pagemaster. Unless Joe Johnston was replaced with a better director, I know I'll get an ok movie with very little replay value. The score has zero personality btw. Where's the THEME?

  • July 4, 2011, 9:40 p.m. CST

    superhero claymations

    by crazy4dragons13

    superman flash batman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwG82Oex7jg&feature=player_profilepage justic league http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Vqp-74pHA&feature=player_detailpage spiderman and batman coming tommorrow

  • July 4, 2011, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Right if you think comic book movies are done...

    by Andrew Coleman

    You're a fucking idiot. Thor. One of the hardest comic book movie ideas to push. The movie makes over $430 million world wide. Yikes. X-Men: First Class. Essentially a reboot with all new actors. A franchise that brought us back to back abortions in X3 and Origins: Wolverine. Two films that pissed off fans. First Class still has made over $300 million world wild... If anything that proves that comic book movies are stronger than ever if a comic book film set in the 60's rebooting an existing franchise can make that kind of cash. Then they seem pretty strong. I'll give you Green Lantern. But it had a lot going against it. They pissed fans off with Reynolds casting. The concept and movie itself didn't really speak to major audiences who are generally stupid as fuck. I have a couple of friends who had no idea what Green Lantern was about and had no interest in it. Amazingly the film has actually passed the $100 mark. So anyway yeah just because morons went in droves to see TF3 and Hangover 2 doesn't mean jack for comic book movies. Since Thor and First Class are a little bit out there concepts and they still made mad bank. Wait for Iron Man 3... and Dark Knight Rises comes out. Then I doubt you'll be thinking people are done with comic book movies. Also without comic book movies what will we have to look forward to? The Battleship movie? Candyland? Hangover 3? I say bring it on I love comic book movies. Keep'm coming.

  • July 4, 2011, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Thanks for sharing...

    by sai_justin

    the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I was gonna save the auto-erotic asphyxiation for tomorrow, but NOW...

  • July 4, 2011, 11:47 p.m. CST

    yes

    by CT1

    god I love it when she bullies you guys lmao

  • July 5, 2011, 12:42 a.m. CST

    What is a "bomb pop"?

    by Rupee88

    never heard of it...could google but don't care enough to i guess. But nice melting effect.

  • July 5, 2011, 7:34 a.m. CST

    I took great pleasure in skipping right over genderblenders

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    blathering short story. The reposted one sentence summary was enough to discount it entirely. Thanks to AICN's glitch fest for helping out ONE TIME. You America hating cowards who took July 4th as an opportunity to bash the U.S..............deep throat a flame thrower.

  • July 5, 2011, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Oddly, that film had more of a plot than

    by Zombiana_Jones

    ...most of Michael Bay's films. A-Mer-I-Ca...FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • July 5, 2011, 8:53 a.m. CST

    What's a Bomb Pop? Only the classic non-ice cream treat off the truck.

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    You just saw it. It's a red, white, and blue popsicle shaped like a missile. It was the biggest pop they had. Either I'm getting older, or the pops are getting smaller, but they still taste great. Although, I preferred the fudge bomb. No, get your minds out of the gutter. It was the same thing except it was a fudgesicle. The only problem was it was chocolate on both ends, but had banana in the middle.

  • July 5, 2011, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Isn't it American,

    by GBH

    to bash your leaders and the country you were born in? Queefer is mostly right...

  • July 5, 2011, 10:27 a.m. CST

    He said Fudge Bomb.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Tee Hee.

  • July 5, 2011, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Hellz yeah! F3AR, Great FPS.

    by Stalkeye

    Beat it within a week and despite the ambiguous ending, it was more than worthy of my $60. Like how WB Games/Day 1 studios used Danzig's "Mother" during the end credits. (well played.) Hmm, methinks I shall try out the Multiplayer: Fucking Run once I (finally) get over my Black Ops/Crysis 2 fix.

  • July 5, 2011, 1:01 p.m. CST

    moosemalloy

    by AsimovLives

    "-- It must be pretty frustrating to live in another country and have to wait around to see what entertainment/trends Hollywood will send their way." Not really. In fact, the greatest benefit is that we don't get to be overbombed with marketing bullshit. And the food is better.

  • The official number is 200 millions. It's huge, yes, but not as huge. Or are you guys also counting advertizement costs as well? If so, this is the first time that you guys do that.

  • July 5, 2011, 2:18 p.m. CST

    WOOPADOO!

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Well done, gender. I did read your faux review and it made me giggle like a Japanese school girl being tentacle raped. And a dead on parody of Harry. My only criticism would be that you didn't use 'That Said' nearly enough and you forgot to mention Harry's EPIC struggles with his self-imposed disability. Plus, it's always good to throw in an obligatory reference to self-pleasuring. That Said, I had to give you a hard time because that's what I do and you wouldn't want me to take it easy on you just because you're a girl, would you?

  • July 5, 2011, 2:39 p.m. CST

    RE: Yep. One bad president can't spoil it all.

    by Stalkeye

    You mean Bush? If so Yeah. Actually he's not bad, just worst President in US History. Sorry to piss in your Coors light Bible Thumping Bitch, but Dubya is thrice the fuck up that is Obama. Seach your Neo Con feelings, you know it to be true.

  • July 5, 2011, 5:40 p.m. CST

    stalkeye

    by AsimovLives

    Ronald Raygun was not much of a bright spot either. It's just good propaganda and nostalgia bullshit that makes his presidency look like he had any competence for the job. He should had stick with his dayjob, that one. And if you are not careful, who knows, you might get Sarah Palin as your first female president. You think that impossible? The whole biography of Dumbya would never make you guess that loser would ever get to president of a book club, much less a nation like the USA.

  • July 5, 2011, 7:07 p.m. CST

    America: The worst country in the world, beside all the others

    by kidicarus

    (The above quote stolen from Churchill)

  • July 6, 2011, 12:37 a.m. CST

    @genderblender, Harry would never read them

    by DrAwkward

    He hasn't the time to read every last comment, especially those concerning a non-news item. That's what his Salacious Crumb-like lackey Nordling is there for. I assume this because he surely isn't getting paid to write those movie reviews, is he?

  • July 6, 2011, 4:58 a.m. CST

    Celebrate your Motherland!

    by CartoonScott

    You are always seeing Americans banging on about their Italian, Irish, Russian, etc heritage, yet a large part of the popular could trace their ancestors back to England. You lot should be celebrate St Georges day and thank us for putting you there in the first place.

  • July 6, 2011, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Celebrate YOUR Motherland

    by virgin_eyeballs

    Just so you know, it's called INDEPENDENCE day, not AMERICA day. No matter how fucked up and backwards this country has become I still celebrate that 235 years ago a group of colonials got together and escaped the tyranny of a monarchical government. So I guess you're right. THANK YOU for putting us there in the first place. As a citizen of a country that is just as corrupt and commercialized as your own, I owe you a sincere debt of gratitude. We couldn't have done it without you. (For the record, my heritage is about 40% British, but I like my Prussian side better.)