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New APOLLO 18 Trailer!
Nordling here.
I like found footage movies. There have been some bad ones, for sure, but I like the concept when done right. I think it really puts the audience in the moment and the world of the film, but I understand that it's a horror genre subset that gets a lot of criticism, simply because it's been copycatted to death after BLAIR WITCH. But I think APOLLO 18 is different. For one thing, if the film taps into the utter desolation and quiet nature of space, I think it could be pretty damn scary. We'll know September 2, 2011! Official synopsis:
Officially, Apollo 17, launched December 17th, 1972 was the last manned mission to the moon. But in December of 1974, two American astronauts were sent on a secret mission to the moon funded by the US Department of Defense. What you are about to see is the actual footage which the astronauts captured on that mission. While NASA denies its authenticity, others say it’s the real reason we’ve never gone back to the moon.
Here's the new trailer:
I'm a NASA Apollo junkie so this is right in my wheelhouse. Nordling, out.
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this is horror when it should be sci fi with horror elements. oooooo a bad alien. boring.
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June 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m. CST
this is going to fucking suck harder than choppah on vacation at fire island
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_your_ass_tastes
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This looks like a viral video for Transformers 3.
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June 29, 2011, 4:07 p.m. CST
Hey, it's got a story and isn't made by Michael Bay! It MUST be GOOD!
by Playkins
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June 29, 2011, 4:09 p.m. CST
Hey, I just saw a movie about why we never went back to the moon.
by blackwood
It's because of Transformers. Spoiler.
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Is this a movie about their 4th studio album?
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We had fun at fire island, didn't we? I know you were a bottom.
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There you go again, having yet another homoerotic fantasy about me.
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June 29, 2011, 4:12 p.m. CST
From the trailer it looks like they just go crazy and it's all in their heads.
by googamooga
Crazy is not as interesting as an alien. I hope I'm wrong.
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It seems to say “Hello, hello. I’m the one that loves you so."
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Another creature infecting a human so they can save money by just having a crazy human running around doing the alien's work and not have to make a CG or puppet alien. Pass and CHOPOLLO 69
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We had fun at fire island, didn't we? I always knew you were a bottom. (Damn internet connection on this 747)
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what does that even mean? space space space space. is this some sort of cool talkback thing? please explain
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Unless you can fashion a reasonable explanation for not utilizing the most valuable space object/real estate besides earth in the know universe- then I gotta go with what Armstrong said.
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They'll probably put some shocking revelation in the movie that the Commies landed on the moon first, but were promptly possessed by the Blair Witch ET. Pass. CHOPOLLO 69
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I thought the concept sounded interesting, but judging from this trailer it's PARANORMAL ACTIVITY IN SPACE. Definite pass...
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You, ah, probably haven't heard of it. CHOPPED
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just gay
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the sad thing is you actually think any of this matters and that someone could succeed or fail on an anonymous talk back. That is sad and pathetic and a total failure on your part.
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June 29, 2011, 4:22 p.m. CST
If they died there, how did they "recover" the footage? Hahahaha!
by Jerry Piper
This is gonna be so full of bad plot holes.
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June 29, 2011, 4:22 p.m. CST
I bet this trailer is JUST LIKE the one for Quarantine (REC)
by Squashua
That last shot of him going over the ravine is going to be the last shot of the film because DIRECTORS, NOT MARKETING PEOPLE, SHOULD BE MAKING THE TRAILERS FOR THEIR OWN FILMS.
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im well versed in that theory and others. making me scroll down endlessly i wont understand though. is it supposed to be "bad ass" or something or just a signature annoying move? anyhow this movie will suck, as do most found footage movies.
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I love it when you talk all sassy-like. Quick, apply this ChapStick to your O-ring.
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what are you on about? If you like pillow-biting, I'm not gonna judge. All of his here aren't going to judge. Where is assymuffdiver when you need him?
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CHOPPED. CHOPPED. CHOPPED. CHOPOLLO 19
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Pass.
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June 29, 2011, 4:26 p.m. CST
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WAS THE WORST MOVIE OF THE LAST DECADE. FACT. WAY WORSE THAN SHITFORMERS. BUT CAPONE LOVED IT. MORE OF THE SAME RIGHT HERE.
by golden tribw
I wonder if Crapone will give it a glowing review. Sorry, I take that back, because it depends wholly on whether he gets a set visit and the filmmakers decide to stroke Harry's ballsack. A more important question is whether, after Crapone loves the hell out of this movie and tells us all to go see it, and then we go see it and it's fucking offensively, embarrassingly, SHAMEFULLY terrible ... when we confront crapone with how fucking awful it is, will he: (A) say "IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU FELL FOR THE HYPE" [just like he did with Paranormal Activity ... pitiful] (B) admit it's a shit movie and he's a shit shill of a reviewer (C) chalk it up to "difference of opinion" with some moronically defensive posturing (D) call talkbackers and the public at large "bastards" and "bitches" essentially just for pointing out his shallow stupidity
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June 29, 2011, 4:28 p.m. CST
Wasn't this released earlier in the year? March maybe? It was certainly intended to be.
by moonlightdrive
Looks shit which is either why they bumped it or are trying a second time. Waste of money, waste of time.
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Seriously guys this is complete bollox. Nothing is actually shown, every time something interesting happens the camera cuts. And then it starts up again afterwards. Pointless cheap rubbish, great idea, awful script.
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i guess aicn talkbacks arent the place to expect maturity. oh well
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get defuck outta here, you ran when toad smacked you around (oh sorry we are pretending you aint subs today right?) you ran when liberal warrior smacked you around, you always pretend you are so above flame wars, but that is because you are scared of having your ass handed to you yet again, so this pretense of 'i'm gay, it is always the same thing, after 20 min it is just mad libs' bullshit, just to cover your sniveling ass. you cant stand it when someone beats the living shit out of you and it's only a flame war on an anonymous tb. thin skinned no matter what fake ass name and internet personality you try to wear - that part of you will never change. and asimovlives/subtitles_off/choppah (yeah we are legion - all in your mind that is) fuck your goddamn blown out asses you piece od shit sissy bitch
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the flames have engulfed you sir. to quote frankie goes to hollywood. r e l a x. and why cant aliens be good or intelligent in hollywood these days. this is the same ol same ol. screenwriters are such hacks these days.
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Watched that again recently. The first hour is still really good. But I had forgotten how much it descends into a big-budget A-Team episode by the end...rather dull extended shootouts with clunky editing. I guess that marked the moment where no-name guy's destiny lay in movies that were more about horror than comedy, for much of the next decade. I was so hopeful when some direct-to-video bullshit came out that it heralded the return of both no-name guy and the other no-name guy as genuinely dramatic actors. But it was a false dawn.
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June 29, 2011, 4:36 p.m. CST
Whatever happened to APOLLO 14, APOLLO 15, APOLLO 16 and APOLLO 17?
by THE_CHOPPAH
Ron Howard musta flaked out.
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and have it aimed towards you, everything you said would be correct as well. I guess you and I are birds of a feather.
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haha i meant you. you are a mad poster sir!
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that they have their own signature catchphrase needs to get out of the house more...misterfurly: it's not 'cool' or 'bad ass' at all...you probably right in that it's just a 'signature annoying move' from a serial talkbacker
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tonight is baseball you goat stroking son of a bitch, so i wont be around, but feel free to slobber all over the tbs all nightlong - like you normally do carry on bitch
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I see you around these parts often. When was the last time you left your mama's laundry room?
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Love your suit.
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i definitely have to scroll down through his "chopping" a lot on these talkbacks. ive been reading this site since 98 but ive never seen him till recently all over the place. talkback culture is weird indeed. normal conversations are hard to have with people trying to poo on eachother non stop.
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June 29, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST
why do i get taken to invodo.com when i type in aintitcool.com?
by RedBull_Werewolf
I can only access the articles from this site through google, For some reason if i go to the main page i get taken to some video conferenceing company called invodo...seriously is this a problem on my end or on AICN's end? Any help would be appreciated as I'm a retard when it comes to the internet
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bsb hates movies, and he barely disguises it. what pisses me off about people on this site though is how they just casually dismiss his film hatred or try and rationalize it or give choppah an excuse - which even choppah to his warped credit, dismisses because he wants his hatred known - but they still ignore and excuse his behavior, just look at the others who profess they like choppah just because he might have a witticism once every three weeks of constant posting i dont give a fuck if they hate me, but this is my hobby he hates, and so I and others point that out, he has a history on here of anti-film rhetoric, but some assholes cant see beyond a slightly amusing post of his from one minute ago, or ignore his anti-film digs because they are afraid of what that says about them because they like choppah, all those whiny bitches will jump on anyone who even hints at being anti-film or prejudice against homosexuals, but not one of them not one, will speak out against the_choppah's overt hatred of good movies. fuck them
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You really are three buds short of a quarter sack.
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there is a way to get around his annoying 'chopping'...instead of clicking 'Expand All' in the threads, just manually click the individual posts...definitely makes scrolling thrugh the threads harder but it's the only way to bypass certain annoyances...maybe one day AICN will update their forum software where you can edit, delete, ignore posts/posters etc but until that day comes we have to deal with serial talkbackers like choppah
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June 29, 2011, 4:46 p.m. CST
and yeah bsb and choppah are the same person
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_your_ass_tastes
its this fucking shit stain of a fucking bubbeh who calls himself subtitles_off or asinmovlives or any number of other pissant goat strokers. i guess these guys have all the time in the world must be nice the pieces of shit.
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June 29, 2011, 4:50 p.m. CST
choppah - im here for 10 minutes lets go
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_your_ass_tastes
now motherfucker, lets drop all pretense, i think you are a disgusting, cowardly, dumbfuck, film hating son of a motherfucking bitch. show one anti film thing i have posted -one,i dare you...ill wait
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Soon, kobe will be accusing you of being CHOPPAH, too ...
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CHOPPED.
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June 29, 2011, 4:51 p.m. CST
I like that bit someone said that the commies landed first
by stu_pickles
but instead of being possessed the guys on Apollo 11 just murdered them. That would be neat.
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I would have liked it if they had attempted to film this movie with period-specific equipment. Even when you add the fake dust, hairs, etc., you can still tell that the footage isn't remotely 40 years old... In a film like this, authenticity is what sells it. There's a reason why films like Cannibal Holocaust hold up so well...
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told me there are only 12 unique people on these boards, each with a dozen or more logins. kinda lame news really
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June 29, 2011, 4:51 p.m. CST
It's kind of ironic that Choppah's "signature move" involves a waste of space
by IAmTommyWiseau
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You're an anti-Semite, aren't you?
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June 29, 2011, 4:53 p.m. CST
And I feel as if hey_kobe is by far the most abrasive of all the jackasses on this site
by stu_pickles
At least choppah can say something so random and stupid it's funny every once in a while. I mean it doesn't happen often but once in a blue moon is enough.
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yeah....that's easy to hide, right? hilariously stupid
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Get ya a case of beer for that one.
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June 29, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST
choppah, i mean subtitles_off, i mean asimovlives
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_your_ass_tastes
shut defuck up you pathetic, needy attention whore, seems more and more people are catching on that you have multiple handles that only to serve to 'pump up' your worthless self because no one else will im sure you get a giggle out of people mentioning your nick on aicn, cause its a helluva lot more than what they say about you at the soup kitchen or the library where you stay during the daytime until they kick your worthless ass out while you wait until that next relief check shows up
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Come on, you can tell old CHOPS. Your mom used to fiddle your asshole when you were a kid, right? You were always constipated and she felt she had to stimulate your anus to get the shit to flow out, right?
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We need waffles! And lots of 'm!
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June 29, 2011, 5:02 p.m. CST
And furthermore, these little bickering back-and-forths are boringly retarded
by stu_pickles
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---again, im not playing that game with you choppah, i stayed in tbs for hours and took all of your best shots - which admittedly didnt amount to diddly squat, the evidence is there for any to see, i whipped you guys, ripped off a few arms, and beat you with the wet parts - now once again because you did not like the answers you were given you keep crying that daddy didnt feed you -ok bubbeh, heres an Elks left nut, go to town, thats a good boy, suck it, suck iiiiiiiit
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Goddamn you!
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This talkback is already better than APOLLO 18.
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Just hates 'em.
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June 29, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST
We must all think and have waffles and think each and every one of us to best of his ability
by stu_pickles
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Tell you what man. Scrolling down on iPhone to read your chops is pretty Fucking epic. kinda like them pens that when you tip up they reveal the tat and faj on the chick
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Kobe off his lithium again?
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Peace has returned once again the talkbackland. Or has it?
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Apollo 18 needs to be careful. If there are any extra crispy crew members showing up I'm not gonna be fucking happy.
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June 29, 2011, 5:29 p.m. CST
Worst found footage movie so far is Cloverfield..utterly retarded
by quantize
And I've come to like some of the work of Reeves (good job on Let Me In) and Abrams (ST) separately, but Cloverfield was a gob-smacking nexus of retardation and stolen set pieces. Ya can't do a 'found' footage film..which fundamentally seeks to add authenticity through realism and do shit like Hollywood sound effects, utterly one dimensional casting central characters and complete holes of logic.
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So Nasa hiding a secret alien find on the moon is the new rage these days or what?
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June 29, 2011, 5:43 p.m. CST
Be cool if its revealed at the end its General Zod thats killed the astronauts.
by Yamato
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yipes.
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What did Armstrong say about not going bavk to the moon? I know I probably shouldn't be too excited for this movie but, like Nordling, I am a sucker for alien stories and am fascinated with the Apollo history so this should be good cheese for me. On another note, does anyone else realize how many UFO sightings have been in the news lately? More than usual it seems. There was a mass sighting in London a couple days ago with plenty of vids and multiple perspectives on YouTube. In HD as well as mid afternoon. Just search "UFO London 2011."
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This movie must blow.
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Wow, was that bad.
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is a horse running across the moons surface with explosions going off on either side! AMIWRITE?!
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I'd pay to see that. Even if it's in 2d.
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He could give us the inside scoop about Apollo 18. I miss that little pathalogical troll. He amused Quake II at times.
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The Russians realized there was no point to landing on the moon....but the U.S. was able to use the whole landing on the moon first effectively to excite the American public. I admit, landing on the moon is cool, I am just saying there never was an actual race.
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title should have said...I hope most people know there never was a space race to the moon.
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I don't think 2D or even 3D would be enough. It would have to be actually seen in 4D. Travelling through dimensions with a horse! Awesome!
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I'd shell out good dough for that. Heh.
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UFO activity will increase through December 21, 2012 when the main invasion begins, duh! LOL
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SLOPPY GUNT SAUCE?
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This does appear to have some "Paranormal Activity" shit in it which leads me to believe that this will suck balls if it's PA in space!!!! I'm really pissed that every fucking movie that takes place on the moon has to be boring. Hope I'm wrong about this one.
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I rest my case. MOPPED. (i had to try it once)
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and the rest of the trailer didn't have anything going for it either. I'd be surprised if this turned out to be good.
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June 29, 2011, 7:21 p.m. CST
Oh, I see the Choppahs have taken to annoying a new generation of talkbackers?
by Gerry Manderin
Have fun with them, folks. They're never going to stop.
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June 29, 2011, 7:22 p.m. CST
GAWD! Now kobe the paranoiac is accusing me of being AsimovLives?!?
by Gerry Manderin
It's always fukkin' something with you, bub, i'n't it?
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The found footage genre is embarrassing to watch now. They're all the same movie.
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June 29, 2011, 7:34 p.m. CST
The pitch for this was Paranormal activity in space...
by alienindisguise
and some dipshit studio dickhead creamed himself and said "It's brilliant! Let's do it!"
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..there is never any atmosphere.. yuk yuk yuk.
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The worst thing about the internet has got to be all the mopes that spam boards with useless bullshit while adding nothing of value to the discussion. Its ok to do it 1x in a vain attempt to appear to be cool, funny, or whatever retarded reason the guy choose. But to do it a dozen times or better? Get off your PC, put down your can of pringles and your bottle of mountain dew code red and take your 29 year old ass out of your momma's basement and go outside and find something else to do to burn off your retard energy.
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'CHOPPAH Man' by THE CHOPPAH It's two o'clock on a Wednesday The regular crowd is logging in There's a 40-yr-old typin' next to me Bitchin' about his comics and Tintin. He says, "CHOP, can you please lay off of me. I'm not really sure how to respond. I'm trying to eat while attempting trying to beat This burrito in my Supes underoos." la la la, di da da La la, di di da da dum (CHORUS) CHOP us a fool, you're the CHOPPAH man CHOP us a fool tonight Well, we're all in the mood for some CHOPPIN' And you've got us all feelin' all right Now Cobes at the bar is a friend of mine He lets me in the Dojo for free, And he's quick with a joke and he'll roll ya a smoke But there's some place that he'd rather be He says, "CHOP, I believe this is killing me," As his smile ran away from his face, "Well I'm sure that I could be a karate star If I could get out of AICN." Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Now ceejay's a Transformers lover Who's never had desire for a wife And there's my friend Asi, who's indeed quite crazy and wants to end JarJar Abrams' life. And Mr. Beaks is wankin' to rape films As Massawyrm quickly gets stoned Yes, they're sharing a life with Harold Knowles But it's better than geekin' alone. (CHORUS) CHOP us a fool, you're the CHOPPAH man CHOP us a fool tonight Well, we're all in the mood for some CHOPPIN' And you've got us all feelin' all right It's a pretty good crowd for a Wednesday And my buddy Quint gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me the geeks've been comin' to see To whine about their life for a while And my CHOPPING, it befits a true carnivore And Ryan Dunn's remains smell like a beer The geeks sit at home, buffing their meat dome And say, "CHOP, so what if I'm queer?" Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum (CHORUS) CHOP us a fool, you're the CHOPPAH man CHOP us a fool tonight Well, we're all in the mood for some CHOPPIN' And you've got us all feelin' all right
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What with all the Transformers, aliens, Mooninites, monoliths, General Zod/other Kryptonians, Selenites, insane astronauts, and paranoid clones of Sam Rockwell up there.
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June 29, 2011, 8:59 p.m. CST
I can't think of a single found footage movie that didn't suck
by SmokingRobot
Blair Witch? Sucked. Cloverfield? Sucked. Paranormal Activity? Sucked. This will suck worse than any of them. It's a bad concept and they should just give up on it.
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Dump it and run! Th-th-that's all, folks!
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fucked it up. Imagine this storyline done in a similar vein as 2001 or even apollo 13, this could have been a really cool story. From the trailer it looks like blair witch on the moon.
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Apollo moon landings required a three-man crew. One in the CSM(Command/Service Module) orbiting the moon and two in the LM(Lunar Module) to land on the moon.
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This movie sounds a lot like the Walter Koenig/Bruce Campbell "vehicle" Moontrap (1989).
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but will the choppah get banned? Of course not, aicn only bans cool people like d. vader. And a movie that I can make in my garage on my cell phone isn't a fucking movie. Next.
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June 29, 2011, 10:54 p.m. CST
@playkins Well if it has a story the it automatically means it isn't made by Michael Bay.
by highfunctioningsociopath
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Yay to this movie I'm so down. I'm pretty much down for every movie after experiences Transformers 3 which is just brain cancer. After seeing that every movie is good because nothing can reach the bottom Bay stuffed the bottom with two horrible movies. Apollo 18... I'll be there.
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Bitches, please.
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So there is a god.
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June 29, 2011, 11:55 p.m. CST
TBers arguing is like cockfighting ... but with REAL COCKS.
by nico_laos
Some people are so eager to show off their sausage that they don't even give a shit that some other dude's salty sack sweat is getting all over their boys. Kinda defeats the purpose, if you ask me.
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I know... so old that Abraham fell off his dinosaur laughing at it... that one is for bibleman (AKA cunt).
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...searching for Klingons.
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It was first...and best. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1410199/combined
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but I'm wearing that knife-dick from Se7en. Hahahaha! For reals, I think your analogy was hilarious! Cheers motherfucker!
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If this is a secret mission funded by the DoD it wouldn't be known as Apollo 18. They'd give it some cool sounding but ultimately pointless codename.
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June 30, 2011, 4:55 a.m. CST
The Germans have a word for this kind of film... "scheiße".
by Johnny Wishbone
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Ha! I just read this tb with some hilariously inept attempts to take a bite out CHOPPAH. Reminds me of that spa treatment where the little fish come up and nibble the bunions off your feet. Hahahahahahahaha!!!! ps. Kobe - take your medication. I'm serious now. You're a danger to yourself.
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...just like the ones NASA used in '69! ;)
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Secretly landing on the moon is easy. But how do you secretly launch a Saturn V? They're kind of big and noisy and widely visible.
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Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious Whispers Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious Whispers
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This movie should just be two dudes sat in a space capsule shitting themselves whilst some unknown weird thing skulks around outside.
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...I'm avoiding this like the fucking plague.
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June 30, 2011, 11:01 a.m. CST
I Don't Consider an all-encompassing title a blank post
by impossibledreamers
Really I don't. What? Did you think I'd this blank?
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Look im fucked off with stories that suggest that some shite happend on the moon i mean fuck me if it did we r naturally out of curiosity and bcus we love to fuck things up and over going to go back. If, as we did we seemingly just found a boring rock then someone is and did say bollocks to spending billions on this! SO put simply this is a crock of moon shite and a big one at that!
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June 30, 2011, 12:15 p.m. CST
apparently you bitches forgot who the fuck you are dealing with
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_your_ass_tastes
time to remind you motherfuckers - i stop when i feel like stopping not because your assholes are bleeding
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June 30, 2011, 12:19 p.m. CST
cobra- a rick jones class bitch, and choppah his dung beetle
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_your_ass_tastes
i dont have to justify jack shit to any of you and you repeatedly talk shit when i leave, im here now bitch speak up
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i cant make it any clearer, leave me alone, i leave you alone, fuck with me - you get fucked, this is aicn, if you cant take the heat, stop pretending to be someone you aint and go lie down in your moms bed for a good cry and a belly rub
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How da fuck can u tell it's shit from just seeing that trailer? Maybe it is shit but at least give it a bloody chance for bums sake.
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completely owned it - made you bend to my rules, made you bend to my agenda (which was to make you leave me the fuck alone and to stop your raging hypocrisy in pother tbs -could care less what you do) i fucking made you do all of that and then made you think it was your own idea -yeah i don't exist to you, which is fine and dandy by me, remember that was my rule, follow it - or there will be ...consequences
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its the 2nd gunman who shot kennedy. dude has an impossibly large scope.
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Boring.
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I can't get past the story conceit that requires this being some sort of secret moon mission absolutely NO ONE knew about.
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I was lucky enough to watch a Saturn V launch (Apollo 17 - as well as several Shuttle launches) and one thing is for certain: There is no WAY IN HELL there could ever be a secret launch of a Saturn V. EVER. Who wrote this shit? Orci?
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He's hookin', he's hookin'...damn Rock! There is no tomorrow on the moon!
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I couldn't help but burst out laughing at the end of the trailer when the astronaut is yanked backward and there is a noise that sounds a LOT like a nice juicy fart. Can't believe more haven't had anything to say on that. Maybe it was a panic fart? XD
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It would take some planning but who's to say the rocket couldn't have been transported to some secret remote location. Even if the Russians picked it up it could maybe be disguised as a ballistic missile launch.
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Some dull fuckers said that was the scariest film ever.....but it didn't scare me at all. So I hope this is better than that bollocks.
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The question is, why on Earth would they need to secretely launch an Apollo 18? I mean, by Gene Cernan's last walk on the moon in 17, the whole thing was old hat- the public had grown tired of it, nobody cared. So I have to wonder...what's the premise here that this is secretive? And why would the soviets have sent a secret mission as well? In those days, they'd have trumpeted it across the globe, things being as they were between Russia and the US. Hmm. I'll give it a watch to find out...though I don't think I've ever been particularly impressed with found footage films. I watched Blair Witch on Halloween, at midnight, in a tiny town of 500 people, surrounded by inky black woods and bluffs...and I was not frightened in the least.
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Does Ron Howard direct? Same "astronauts in distress" as the first movie, but seems to have way less of the procedural element. I wonder if they fix that whole in the helmet using a square box and some duct tape.
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Seriously, it's horrible. That sound at the end is like something that came out of eating 6-day-old Taco Bell...I literally had to rewatch the trailer to believe what I was fuckin' hearing...An amplified 'man shitting on microphone' noise. It's not hard to make a bass-heavy, resonant sweep NOT sound like flatulence, you know.... I seriously 'bout crapped MY pants I laughed so damn hard at that...No, I'm sorry, i'll never be able to get past that...TOTALLY ruined the entire movie for me. It's a joke now. Was hiring the makeup lady's 'really smart with computers and stuff' kid to do the sound design to save money good for you?
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'Moontrap' had 'The Bruce' in it...So no matter how hard the rest of the movie sucked, it's automatically better than this....
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Think about the parallels: - 2 guys on moon - monsters on moon - Get there via Saturn V/Apollo Granted, no Bruce and no Love Tent, but still.
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It's all blank tape. Seriously, that shit is getting old. Djangoed!
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No one cares, they'd rather watch Obama play golf over & over.
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I laughed so hard at the end of the trialer I had tears in my eyes- I hear you there lol Never a good sign when even the trailer is unintentionally hilarious
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Well, since AICN refuses to put one up: here's mine: http://www.angrycharliereviews.com/2011/09/apollo-18-2011.html?m=0 Now you can all know how much this movie is NOT worth your money.
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