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New RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES UK Trailer Hates Everyone It Sees, From Chimpan-A To Chimpan-Z!
SPOILER ALERT !!
Nordling here.
This is a UK trailer for RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, longer than the minute international trailer we got last week. It's official - I'm rooting for the apes in this one. If at the end they all take automatic weapons and shoot up the city, I'll be hooting and hollering along with them.
Beware, this new trailer is very spoilery - it pretty much tells the entire plot of the film - so if you want to go in blind I'd avoid it. But there's some great imagery in it, and I'm really excited to see this one come August.
You'd think Draco Malfoy would have learned not to be such an asshole from his time at Hogwarts, but I guess not. Thanks to the Daily Sun for their trailer:
Nordling, out.
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Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Oooh, Dr. Zaius!
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That Does look pretty good. Excited about this one.
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Yeah, those "clever" Troy McClure references NEVER get old.
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and I second the Dunn sentiment. How many obits have we had for people who were far more tenuously linked to the film world?
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Armed with explosive building destroying spears, I could see them taking over the planet.
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Armed with explosive building destroying spears, I could see them taking over the planet.
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Sorry, but I'm not into 45 minutes of the Elephant Man or Edward Scissorhands or whatever except with a monkey.
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you know; with guns!
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Apes rioting never ends well.
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That useless piece of shit is famous for shoving a toy car up his ass. He got piss drunk and wrapped his Porsche around a tree after driving at high speeds. He killed himself and another family's son. He can rot in hell.
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with car parts up his anus.
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with gorilla warfare
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when I can throw my poop at a monkey for a change.
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From the wiki for Michael Crichton's "Next"
Henry Kendall, a researcher at another biotech company, finds that his illegal introduction of human genes into a chimpanzee a few years ago while working at the NIH primate research facility unexpectedly produced a transgenic chimp, who can talk and whose behavior is generally child-like but reverts to chimp patterns under stress. The agency intends to destroy the chimp-boy Dave in order to cover up the unauthorized experiment but Henry sneaks him out of the lab. Henry's wife Lynn strongly opposes bringing Dave into their home, but their son, also called Jamie, becomes close friends with him. Lynn becomes Dave's most determined defender, uploads reports of a fictitious genetic disease and creates an article about it on (ironically) Wikipedia to explain Dave's odd appearance, and grooms him as a senior female would groom a very young chimp in the wild. Dave is sent to the same school as Jamie and gets into trouble after biting the leader of a gang of bullies who attack Jamie. The chimp-boy becomes increasingly isolated at school; academically, he is backward in some areas such as writing, while in sports, his classmates regard him as unfair competition. -
with no special dosages or series of treatments.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:24:15 PM CDT
Another day and still no mention of the guy Ryan Dunn killed by driving drunk!
by fanboy71
fuck him.
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You take the charm and mystery out of a perfectly good backstory for the original (global nuclear war) and replace it with some mumbo-jumbo gene therapy plot. Oh, I'm sure we end up nuking ourselves in this version too, but mostly to prevent any future reiterations of PLANET OF THE APES to be made by Hollywood.
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Ryan Dumb was gangsta and a gentlemen.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:27:36 PM CDT
So We Can Expect Lots Of People Having Their Face, Eyes, Hands, and Genitalia Ripped Off, Right?
by neonfrisbee
I mean, that's what apes do when they go into a rage; they tear motherfuckers up! Like that lady from a year or so ago who got her face and hands ripped off? Fucking TERRIFYING! I'm terrified of apes!
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It's the apes that were the victims, not the humans.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:29:38 PM CDT
Should have been called THE APES OF WRATH
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
People who read books with get this one.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:31:22 PM CDT
That one shot of the apes/monkeys standing and looking into the camera
by kamaji
This Summer, Go Ape.
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i love monkeys.
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The apes like to vape, too!
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to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's.
I'm talkin' 'bout RESPECT, boy!
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Oh my Gosh! I was wrong...
It was Earth all A-long...
You finally made a monkey
(Yes we finally made a monkey!)
Yes you finallyyyy maaaade a monnnkeyyyy out of meeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Jun 22, 2011 12:39:10 PM CDT
everytime I see the trailer, I think James Franco would have been an awesome Anakin Skywalker.
by v'shael
Instead of the dude they got.
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Jeesh. That was MUCH better than any of our trailers.
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much less in this city depicted here.
i really used to think planet of the apes was a cool idea but this totally makes it seem implausible.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:41:46 PM CDT
Ryan Dunn Was A Fucking Jackass w/ A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
by neonfrisbee
Fuck him, fuck Jackass, and fuck all those talentless douchebags I hope they ALL die the same way. And I hope they videotape it, add that Minutemen song to it, and sell it as Jackass: The Final Chapter to the cheap seats and fratboy douchebags.
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all in the same pose, all from much higher onto a hard surface than even apes can reasonably land unharmed.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:43:44 PM CDT
Zombot, expecting total realism from a Planet of the Apes movie?
by mattman
Guess you never saw any of them.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:45:03 PM CDT
What a coincidence, Pypebomb likes Ryan Dunn AND is a racist
by mattman
Screw Ryan Dunn. He killed himself and took another person with him. If he'd lived, he'd be considered a murderer.
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because the europeans are harder to please. I'm not going to call americans stupid as I'm a brit living in California. However, it does seem that us europeans like our material darker whereas the US leans more to happy endings and fluffy packaging.
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but cgi apes doing impossible feats got old about 20 monkey movies ago in the 90's.
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No, but I don't see the need to worship some guy who died by his own stupidity, and took another person with him. Yeah, he was funny when he was sticking things up his ass or getting hit with something, but he could have killed a lot of people with his stupid and irresponsible behavior. And now two families are without a loved one. And everybody is all "REST IN PEACE RYAN DUNN, but nobody has said fuck all about the dude he killed. Just because somebody sticks a toy car up their ass, their life is worth more than another's? 130MPH and drunk (toxicology will be back in 4-6 weeks to see if there were any drugs involved), and the dude is your hero? He went out like a bitch and deserved what he got for putting everyone else on that road at risk.
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i mean have you seen the car??!?!
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Yeah, it's a shame, because the audience for this movie (people like me) want a darker movie. The UK trailer nailed exactly what I want from this movie. But maybe I'm an american in the minority on that one.
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I'm guessing the apes have some kind of physical genetic enhancements. As for the effects, I think they mostly look good. Some of the action shots are wonky, but Apes movies have always required some suspension of disbelief. The most important thing, of course, is the story.
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Jun 22, 2011 12:53:18 PM CDT
pypebomb, WHY DON'T YOU STFU ABOUT YOUR HERO YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER.....
by catchtheman
Nice to see that low IQ mongrels have someone to look up to, a man who did stupid shit for attention, got paid to do it and ended killing himself and someone else because he was a fucking moron. Nice to see the youth of today have such visionaries to inspire them to reach for the stars.
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To all you asshats screaming for an obit. I have a game for you.
Pour some drain-o into a bucket of bleach and insert a straw and blow. It forms interesting geo crystals. Really. It's safe and fun. Amaze your friends and family.
Jackass. -
Jun 22, 2011 12:54:58 PM CDT
OH AND THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING TRASH, OF THERE'S NO SHIT FLINING, I WON'T BE BUYING A TICKET!!!FACT!!! OF COURSE.......
by catchtheman
If only pypebomb would invite me over for Thanksgiving dinner with his family then I could see all the shit flinging chimps I could ever hope for!
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Yeah, I guess that makes sense in a movie that's all about the complete and utter fucking downfall of human civilisation. Um...
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if the 'cure' has a specifically human feature, one that kills only humans by some sort of induced cerebral hemorrhage. Caesar would need to find a way to spread it across the globe. Pretty tall order for a chimp. I'm looking forward to a '12 monkeys' trick at the airport.
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The worse AICN gets the better the TBers get. First Footloose and now this garbage! Hahaha! I cannot wait until Harry starts with his, "you know, that said, I really like The Smurfs..." Go get 'em TBers!
Grace_panda...best Dunn obit yet.
Oh, and this movie looks lame. "We call it "The Cure for Alzheimers". Wow, Doctor Scientist, how do you ever expect to market a drug with such an obscure and cryptic name?
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Jun 22, 2011 12:57:13 PM CDT
zombot, APES GOT OLD DECADES AGO, GIVE ME ZOMBIES, ROBOTS OR ALIENS ANY DAY......
by catchtheman
I will never understand the fascination with Primates.
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That whole scene was just great. Dr. Zaeus! Dr. Zaeus! Rock me Dr. Zaeus!
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Fuckin' Primate Super Squad Buddies.
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I assume you are trying to compare Heath Ledger to Ryan Dunn?
Whats yer fukking point?
One guy died due to an accidental drug overdose and the other was dumbass who drank to much and drove his car off the road and killed his friend.
tragic? sure. I still dont see why yer comparing the two?
As far as I know, Ledger didnt flaunt his idiocy and stupidity the way Dunn did.
Ledger had talent and if you can find even the slightest talent that Ledger had in even his lesser work in the likes of Dunn, then I applaud you.
Ledger was a professional and kept his private life that. He wasnt a reality star or a tabloid star. He was an actor. Actors have accidents. Actors OD. Actors die. We all do. Not all of us need to be deified and eulogized.
Dunn was just a drunk who liked to film his shenanigans. His legacy did not and will not live past MTV. Do you really think you are gonna remember where you were the day you found out Ryan fucking Dunn died? Seriously?!?! If you truly need to vent about this tragic loss, pop on over to MTV.com where you can see all the memorial tweets from your fave celebs honoring such a fallen hero.
Fuck this drunk asshole and fuck you for worshipping him.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:01:58 PM CDT
Ryan Dunn make a horrible judgement call and himself and someone else ended up losing their lives...but he was on funny mother fucker none the less. I loved watching the Jackass movies high as shit.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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Jun 22, 2011 1:04:29 PM CDT
[Fixed]: Ryan Dunn made a horrible judgement call and himself and someone else ended up losing their lives...but he was one funny mother fucker none the less. I loved watching the Jackass movies high as shit.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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Jun 22, 2011 1:04:56 PM CDT
Ryan Dunn once singlehandedly fought Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris to a standstill
by cletus van damme
There you go. Nothing else needs said.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:05:50 PM CDT
IS RYAN "WELL" DUNN REALLY WHAT INSPIRES TEENAGERS TODAY??? THAT REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSES ME.....
by catchtheman
When I was a kid I wanted to be a make-up effects guy like Tom Savini, a rock musician or a movie Director depending on what day of the week it was. But all of those career's took actual skills that had to be learned through practice and training.
But today fucking cretins like pypebomb are the norm, a legion of knuckle dragging fucksticks who idolize scum like the Jackass retards who are no different than Lady Gaga, Katy Perry or any other useless fucking cunt who got famous with little or no talent what-so-fucking-ever!!!
These little bastards aim for the easy money get the fucking society that they deserve. It's a fucking race to the bottom and I consider myself privileged to have been born in 1978 and got to see an era that required some actual work and talent for people to become successful. An era where fucking trash like the Transformers movies make money by the fucking ton while genuinely good movies are fucking ignored as every dumb cunt goes running to see Twilight.
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Who was it (I forgot which Talkback but I know they were talking to you) that suggested the Dunn biopic be named "Hot Wheels"?
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Jun 22, 2011 1:06:52 PM CDT
Anyone remember what kind of toy car he had in his ass in 'Jackass: The Movie' ? Be funny if it was a Porsche....just sayin'
by southtexasmoviefreak
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He's fantastic. But I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever buy CG characters in live action movies. These apes look great. I pause it and what I see seems to work. But moving, I don't buy it for a second. There's a disconnection for me when it comes to CG - is it the animation, the compositing, lighting, simulated motion blur? I don't know. But it is a barrier for me when it comes to just experiencing a movie.
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I totally agree with everything you just said about that Jackass jackass and his self-fulfilling prophecy. Fuck him, them, and anyone who worships at their Altar of Dumb.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:08:56 PM CDT
They're casting the dwarves for the upcoming SNOW WHITE movie.
by the_choppah
Ryan Dunn will be playing Flamey.
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Looks like fuzzy Gollum in some of those closeups.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:11:00 PM CDT
TMZ's Harvey Levin just tweeted: Police say Ryan Dunn had a BAC more than twice the legal limit
by the_choppah
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/22/cops-ryan-dunn-drunk-blood-alcohol-level-porsche-drunk-wasted-hammered-police-chief/
Yup. He was drunk ... and then some.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:12:08 PM CDT
Chopp....do we know 'for sure' that he was driving ?
by southtexasmoviefreak
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Jun 22, 2011 1:12:16 PM CDT
JLITHGOW WAS IN "TERROR AT 20,000"IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE MOVIE, THUS.....
by catchtheman
He is a GOD.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:15:38 PM CDT
this just in--Dunn's BAC was more than twice the legal limit
by the_choppah
I cant stress it enough after losing a loved one to a drunk driver...
FUCK
THIS
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and fuck anybody who reveres him. -
Jun 22, 2011 1:18:06 PM CDT
And, one more time, in case you didn't hear: Dunn's BAC was more than TWICE the legal limit.
by the_choppah
Yup.
Wanna hear it again? -
Jun 22, 2011 1:18:33 PM CDT
Apparently when you commit manslaughter, it's a "bad judgement call"
by mattman
So long as you die too.
Yeah, he drank a shitload, then drove 130 mph WITH SOMEONE IN THE CAR. He had a DUI in the past, and had been repeatedly reprimanded for driving too fast. Looks like he made a lot of bad judgement calls, and one of them finally bit him in the ass. Unfortunately, he took someone else with him. The guy was a waste of humanity. -
Jun 22, 2011 1:19:30 PM CDT
In the words of the Joker (while standing over a charred corpse)
by mattman
I'm glad he's dead! HAHAHAHAHA
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Im sure thats what his fanboys will try to claim next...
he wasnt driving.
he was responsible.
he was sleeping in the backseat of his spacious Porsche.
It was his friend.
Bull-fucking-shit.
We all know that when you have a car like that or such, you feel that NOBODY drives it but you. Regardless of if you can or not.
Charlie Babbitt couldnt drive his old man's Buick Roadmaster for a reason. It wasnt fucking his!
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The last thing that went through his mind was DASH!
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on an aintitcool talkback? I think I need to sit down
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Jun 22, 2011 1:22:39 PM CDT
Drugs and Alcohol are at the root of too many bad things, and the causes of way too many untimely deaths.
by southtexasmoviefreak
Weed, however is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
SMOKE DOPE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
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I'm excited to see this. Like all great "monster movies", it has some emotion to it. And god, please, anything but a fucking comic book superhero. I can't take another fucking lameass origin story.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:25:35 PM CDT
Chop...you're prolly right. I ain't gonna hate on the guy though.I used to live in Austin, and there I'm saddened and dissappointed.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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It's got Cox, Lithgow and Franco in it.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:27:19 PM CDT
...and in Austin I drove when I shouldn't have way too many times. Thank God I didn't kill anyone.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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Not a bad Trailer even though it seems to tell EVERYTHING but the music...best part of the whole thing...
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Good. Now that we've settled that, pass that jay over here.
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Check out Roger Ebert's facebook. He got 5000 extra fans over the last couple of days, who "liked" him just so they could call him a "jawless fuck" and other wonderful morsels like that. All because he tweeted the truth: "friends don't let jackasses drink and drive."
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Jun 22, 2011 1:28:34 PM CDT
...I just went home a fucked random fat bitches and transvestites.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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I'd offer a retort, but I can't stay mad at you with a username like that.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:30:14 PM CDT
I'd have done the same if someone cracked a joke after someone I knew passed away
by iwasinjuniorhighdickhead
fuck him.
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He fucking blew himself up, and took a friend with him.
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If this was anyone else, you'd be condemning them as an entitled, immature, arrogant, rich fucktard who killed someone.
Which is what he was, regardless of how many toy cars he shoved up his asshole.
Consider this debate over.
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Is it just me, but why do all the CGI Monkeys from this new movie remind me of either of Nic Cage or Tim Roth, and all I ever saw of Tim Burton's remake were the trailers....
Also, Im 99.9 % certain without seeing either film that CGI Apes can act/emote better than the mostly hairless Nic Cage.
Here's hoping Anne Hathaway does Oscar Show penance, and appears secretly as Catwoman in a myriad of James Franco's inspirational "cure" dreams. (Provided they were all shot in First Person P.O.V.) I'd also accept Robert Smith from "The Cure", doing a cameo as the film's MacGuffin cure, dreaming of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman....
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It matches your eyes.
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Your handle did give me a chuckle.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:36:18 PM CDT
I shouldn't be surprised an Apes talkback led to the subject of... Ryan Dunn
by mattman
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other one didnt do much for me
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Jun 22, 2011 1:40:51 PM CDT
The sound mixing on these trailers has been godawful! The dialogue is jarring to listen to it's been recut so poorly.
by goldentribe
I imagine it won't be a problem in the movie as it only reflects on whoever did the audio for the trailer, but good grief.
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Jun 22, 2011 1:41:40 PM CDT
Jeff Goldblum reports (don't ask me ...) that Jamie Foxx will play Django in DJANGO UNCHAINED.
by the_choppah
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Wishful thinking.
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Nyyyarrrrgggh!!!!
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The corn filled shit I pinched out this morning deserves a more of a memorial than that dumb fuckstick.
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Coming this summer. NYAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH!!
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Jun 22, 2011 1:47:06 PM CDT
Sorry for that typo...2X the legal BAC limit+130mph=one dead jackass
by the_choppah
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Jun 22, 2011 1:52:29 PM CDT
Choppah, you made a bad judgement call pinching off that corn filled shit
by mattman
I see another restroom visit in your immediate future.
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Bitter everyone?
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fucking great fun, always good for bringing a smile to your face. It'll be a bit sad now that he's not around anymore, but still, good times.
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CHOPPAH's corn-flecked hiney loaves are a lot like CHOPPAH himself.
They leave when they damn well please. -
That these Jackass fukks were just whiny emo hipsters all along.
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Humans are intelligent, and we significantly outnumber them in terms of population and weaponry. I can't buy into it.
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I'm so sick of superheroes. It's nice to see something different for a change. This looks really emotional and very, very smart. Chills. Major chills. Can't wait.
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Jun 22, 2011 2:03:28 PM CDT
I'd like to be at Ryan Dunn's funeral...cause apparently the Wesboro Baptist Church is going to be there picketing.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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but his friend died, so i'm not going to comment on whatever he's been saying recently. Doesn't matter how. Has something like this honestly never happened to anyone here? Are you all lucky enough to never have had someone close to you die?
We're all pretty fucked. Drink-driving, people collecting pieces of a car to sell on ebay, Westboro Baptist Church out for publicity, people bottom-feeding on here. Eek -
Except they would split his ass in half.
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Yet again Choppah gets a stalker.
Roman--or should I (RIPS OFF MASK) call you MJ!?!?!?!
who gives a fukk if I own shit my hard earned bought and paid for?!
We can go back and forth and call each other names but I really do have more important shit to do..
like prepare for my BAD TEACHER screening with Nordling.
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Didn't realize it was that easy.
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I just don't let certain types past the velvet rope.
Some people just can't handle what they see in there and I would hate for you to question your entire existence upon staggering out of there with your pantys around your ankles. -
Only if you get the tribal art protective case.
Back of the line! -
Arent hipsters people who think theyre cool because they worship some indie rock band that hasnt been discovered yet?
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You really worship child molesters huh?
Well we all need to aspire to be something...mommy and daddy weren't so kind to you as a child huh?
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Is pure entertainment.
For intellectually devoid people.
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sorry about Dunn, but my baby sister drank herself to death. There's nothing noble or funny about DUI. Back to the Apes: remember oh Talkbackers, that the facility has state of the art bioengineering, which means state of the art bioweapons, if you know how to use them. And the movie is showing us that Caesar certainly does.
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Next time he gets banned, you best not soil Woody's name.
Or better yet, please do.
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Nordling should feel honored when he gets to be in the presence of the_choppah. Respect.
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It's weird. They're either fans being over the top, weird dead-inside ghoulish souvenir hunters or asinine people hating cause it's just what they do (ie here). All that it should be about is two dead people and their families. Not quite sure where Ebert's head was at; I guess sometimes you've got a (bad) punchline and you can't bear to waste it.
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CGI mixed with live action almost always fails for me, most often because the CGI elements just move too damn fast for their size. The most egregious example was that giant snake movie (was Ice Cube in it? jesus) -- that fucking snack was a hundred feet long but swung faster than my dick. Likewise, Spiderman moved infinitely faster than any human on a rope ever could.
The other flaw, of course, is the uncanny valley eyes thing, which somehow only Cameron in Avatar has been able to get exactly right.
Add the two together here and you've got chimps moving too quickly (or too "lightly" depending on how you look at it -- they just don't seem to have the appropriate speed for their mass) with faces that just don't look real. Sure, it's not as bad as that goddamn freaky Jeff Bridges from Tron (famously my wife asked: has he had too much botox or something), but it's still not realistic.
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Uhhh...ok?
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The true tragedy here is what he did to that car.
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"Ryan Dunn is in hell!" Westboro calls for the picket due to "vulgar stunts" and involvement in MTV's popular "Jackass" franchise, the fans of which Westboro names a "perverse generation."
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I like to continually expand my horizons.
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Damn I am illiterate today.
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For some reason.
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That's because Dunn's fans are barely off of breast milk.
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and people are gradually realizing this, I think. Just let them start yelling their shit, I think they're more like a bad smell than anything to get truly riled up about, these days.
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This isn't all bad.
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That woman could wield a Samurai sword like nobody's business.
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So much chopping in this thread, it's overwhelming.
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Jun 22, 2011 2:49:49 PM CDT
There was that video on Youtube of the WBC their arses handed back to them
by iwasinjuniorhighdickhead
They're shitting it and hiding behind policemen, a window in their minivan gets smashed and they're freaking. They genuinely are bemused by the reaction, I think. It suddenly becomes real when people start surrounding you and it becomes mob-like.
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Drink it up like a hearty mead
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Is that they have an obvious flaming Homosexual tormenting Caesar in his cage on a regular basis.. beatings, waterhoses, electric prod.. poor Caesar, he can't just take it anymore.The gay makes him hate and mistrust hummanity. I mean, did you see and hear that guy? The black mascara, the fey voice, and after all, it is set in San Fran!
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Jun 22, 2011 3:01:41 PM CDT
Has anyone mentioned the the passenger in Dunn's car was.......
by cant_wait_to_hate
......a War Hero, who served three tours in Iraq? Or that Dunn's last movie "Living Will" is about Dunn's character dying & haunting his friend? The poster shows Dunn sitting on a coffin surrounded by beer bottles: ironic, no?
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...Damn you dirty no edit function!
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Always been an "Apes" fan, far more that even Star Wars or Trek. This looks like a 100% improvement that was the abortion known as Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes".
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So I am thoroughly enjoying the Choppage.
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Jun 22, 2011 3:07:14 PM CDT
"He was the happiest person ever, the smartest person, with so much talent," Margera added. "He had so many things going for him. It's just not right, it's not right."
by assymuffjizz
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Jun 22, 2011 3:17:53 PM CDT
@BAM_MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterically for a full day and piece of shit roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents @BAM_MARGERA About a jackass drunk driving and his is one, fuck you! Millions of people are crying ri
by assymuffjizz
These tweets make me chuckle.
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Jun 22, 2011 3:18:24 PM CDT
Will they rip out eyes and feed humans their genitals?
by the green gargantua
Can't wait.
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Chopp, did you ever get down with that power- violence band, Crossed Out?
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Jun 22, 2011 3:21:12 PM CDT
and we're all going to pretend that the media don't edit any of this?
by iwasinjuniorhighdickhead
All the West Chester lot know each other. Hartwell wasn't a celebrity figure. If you'd looked on Twitter when it was all breaking, everyone that knew that there was a second person involved and knew the identity were offering their condolences to both, by name. The fact that the media chooses to concentrate on what'll get their stories, well, is that anyone else's fault?
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Jun 22, 2011 3:24:46 PM CDT
Is this John Lithgow in Harry & the Hendersons prequel?
by herbwestaustin1
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Bitter much?
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Jun 22, 2011 4:12:58 PM CDT
Jackass The Movie: $79,493,831, Jackass Number Two $84,618,532, Jackass 3D $170,321,410....Jackass star crashing his Prosche at 140 MPH and killing and Iraq war vet while shit-house drunk...
by southtexasmoviefreak
...priceless
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I have to say, this film didn't do much for me at all until I saw this trailer. I felt like we got a glimpse of something more unique than I had been expecting previously. They've really made these versions of the apes convey emotion. I really liked what I saw out of this one.
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Jun 22, 2011 4:22:28 PM CDT
'so you are the emo hipster queer ' only a blithering fucktard would join the moron brigade slagging inanimate products.
by quantize
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Jun 22, 2011 4:22:47 PM CDT
THE FUCKING "INNOCENT" PASSENGER WHO GOT IN THE CAR WITH THE GUY HE WAS POUNDING BOOZE WITH ALL NIGHT
by katet19
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Jun 22, 2011 4:23:43 PM CDT
That trailer summed up EVERYTHING wrong with trailers and what the industry thinks of audiences..still got hopes for this film..Lithgow makes it must see!
by quantize
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Jun 22, 2011 4:27:09 PM CDT
I am now wondering if the '3D' in the title of the most recen Jackass film stands for '3 Deaths'....1st Ryan Dunn....and predictions who's next?
by southtexasmoviefreak
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Jun 22, 2011 4:27:39 PM CDT
"Hey Ryan maybe you shouldn't drive. Yeah I'd like a Cab my friend and I have been drinking all night."
by katet19
That simple, war hero or not, famous or not the guy isn't an innocent victim. I've been a fucked up passenger in a car with a fucked up person driving in my youth you make a CHOICE to get in that car.
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Jun 22, 2011 4:30:20 PM CDT
@kate19 If you were a fucked up passenger in my car....i'd prolly try make filthy ass sex with you before we crashed and burned.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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you're going to make me watch this spoilerific trailer aren't you.....
damn you -
Only if you paid for my drinks all night, and moved my balls out of the way as my name is KATET 19 not Kate. Also I don't wash back there too frequently so good luck.
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before populating and taking over the entire planet. It would be cool if the film makers made reference to that since so many people are complaining about the limited number of primates in North America.
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This sounds like the beginning of a mutually beneficial and anally painful relationship. Too bad I quit drinking about 6 months ago, I'll just be sure to get REALLLY stoned first, and we'll take the bus so we don't get anybody killed.
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I'm liking what I'm seeing at the moment. I need some monkey love to wash the Burton version out of my head. I saw it! I can't unsee it!
And is there going to be a Ryan Dunn obituary? Because then maybe most people on these talkbacks that have fuck all to do with the guy will piss off and talk about him there. -
Jun 22, 2011 4:40:46 PM CDT
It's probably more like the plot of the first half of the movie
by winona_ryders_pussy_juice
So hey. Remember those guys complaining that they shoulda used practical effects for this?
Watch this fucking trailer tell me they coulda done that with an animatronic monkey or a man in a rubber suit.
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Jun 22, 2011 4:42:43 PM CDT
@k-gin Then Chuck Norris' beard went temporarily dormant, preventing extinction.
by southtexasmoviefreak
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Because you're an idiot who feels what the trailer tells you to feel.
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Jun 22, 2011 4:44:51 PM CDT
"Prolly" is not a word. It's spelled "probably". Stupid apes.
by wacky_packages
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Jun 22, 2011 4:50:05 PM CDT
People, we're civilized Talkbakers. All this Talkback has managed to do is support the Apes' argument. This is why they win.
by katet19
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Jun 22, 2011 4:50:42 PM CDT
Who cares about cgi apes? I want Roddy McDowall in rubber make-up!!!!!
by missing dink
Can we please stop assuming that every new cinematic technology is an artistic advancement?! Rubber masks are better than cgi. Hand drawn animation is better than cgi. Stop motion is better than cgi!!!
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And I agree with Mr. Ebert. I'm not saying I was never a fan of Jackass. Hek I even sometimes liked Bam Margera's show (although Don Vito always stole the show). And maybe Dunn wasn't even drunk, although he very likely was. Whatever the case, there must have been a streak of self-destruction in his life for that to have happened; for driving that fast down a narrow rural road, chancing his own life and the lives around him. That car was disintegrated. He also killed his passenger friend, which not all articles are even bothering to mention for some reason. I doubt that his Jackass friends would have been able to help Dunn because more or less they live the same stupid life, and they're famous for the same stupid reasons. Too bad they couldn't help their friend before he would drive a car like a rocketship into a tree. I am sorry for their loss. Tragedy really sucks. Now maybe they'll wake up. Dunn's death not only reflects on himself, but on the other Jackasses too.
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OK, so the studio likes what it has and the PR Dept doesn't feel they need to hide behind narrative voice-overs, quick cuts and overpowering music. But Jesus - I like the way this thing is coming across, but do we even need see the movie at this point? This trailer gives away TOO MUCH and even seems to present every scene linearly! This is just f*cking LAZINESS.
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well there's a weird little difference.
In the US trailer he just says "we call it the cure" in this one he says ""we call it the cure... to Alzheimer’s"
Now, maybe I'm being a snob here but I'd suggest they did that to dumb down the US trailer scared that Americans wouldn't know what Alzheimer’s is ( which is ridiculous ) but ironically "we call it the cure" is a much better line. Marketing their drug by calling it “the cure... to Alzheimer’s" just sounds dumb.
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Uh, I mean, can't wait to see it again when it comes out!
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Jun 22, 2011 5:42:23 PM CDT
RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE SO OBVIOUSLY LOOKING CGI APES
by majorfrontbum
Takes you right out of the moment and it's hard to get emotionally invested in something, that doesn't look like it belongs on the screen. Won't be getting my dollars!
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Jun 22, 2011 5:53:09 PM CDT
The thing is - Ebert didn't need to do it. He's a cranky old man...
by juansanchez
which is understandable, but he didn't need to do it.
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Jun 22, 2011 6:35:50 PM CDT
majorfrontbum: As opposed to either puppets or suits, which would have looked more convincing?
by playkins
Sorry, dude. There have been plenty of times that CG has made convincing characters come alive. This loos like no exception, IMHO.
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Jun 22, 2011 6:58:02 PM CDT
oh no someone call Hollywood tell them majorfrontbum
by winona_ryders_pussy_juice
doesn't like computer graphics. I'm sure they will cancel all their future films just for you.
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Jun 22, 2011 7:42:05 PM CDT
Um, anybody know any Talkbackers who have driven drunk?
by subtitles_off
I'm looking to see if Choppah raises his hand.
On topic, that's the worst trailer for this yet.
GREEN LANTERN, relax, you're only going to be the punchline for two months. -
Hehehehehehehe.
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...and shoot up the city, I'll be hooting and hollering along with them.
Makes sense to me.
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Better than I expected. I'll see it.
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More so than the others?
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looks awesome!
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If you are a smarter ape, you realise that you can and should walk upright. Whats next? your smarts sorting out that pesky opposable thumb?
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So sick of Hollywood film trailers having to give away every plot point and development in the story, can't they produce interesting trailers without ruining the film? This happens all the time.
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Anyway really looking forward to this.
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I don't even need to see the movie now.
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Looks good. Not uncanny.
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This is odd. Orcus checked several Tb's and the posts are gone
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Jun 22, 2011 8:47:04 PM CDT
Wow. SOmebody's bad luck to be someplace in America ... with 10,000 chimps hanging around...
by perigee
Stretching the bounds of acceptance, if you think more than a second about it...
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Bleargh. Anyone know where I can download this trailer?
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Hope it is.
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I could never cry for a digichimp. ET made me cry.
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I'll worry about them when they develop opposable thumbs.
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No, you'll never make a monkey out of me
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HANDS OFF ME!!
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Now that was a bloody great trailer. Actually surprising myself by being excited for this one now...
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I'm surprised.
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Trailers really need to tease us, don't you think?
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they shoulda used rubber monkeys attached to strings.
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That pun doesn't work. :P
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now i'm a little less lukewarm, and more warm.
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I REAAAALLLLYYYY want this to be good but I know I'm setting myself up for heartbreak.
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I see him pushing the horse up but I was half expecting him to punch it in the face.
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Too bad I'm terrified of monkeys, etc.
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Grape Ape! Grape Ape!
FIRST
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Still not buying the cg. Rick Baker's apes from Greystoke still look better than this & that was 25 years ago !!
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CGI's looking pretty good in this one!
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First? Looking cool either way!
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Jun 22, 2011 10:21:27 PM CDT
Also, if you don't want to be spoiled, don't watch Deep Blue Sea
by epsilon
Because it's pretty much the same premise, except with sharks.
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I had my doubts about this movie, but this trailer makes it look alot better than I thought. Well, the trailer is good, have to wait to see the whole thing.
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But still worth a look!
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but still worth a look!
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I'll be packing my monkey-gun.
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Huge fan
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looks decent
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He will be sorely missed.
And give me a break. We've ALL drank and drove, a few times. He was unlucky. -
I know some heroes in America and elsewhere as well. He ain't it, chump.
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Jun 23, 2011 1:17:09 AM CDT
Laughed at the "Standing Tall and Lookin' Fierce Shot
by longtime lurker
Quite a feat in itself for apes :) You can see it in their eyes: "All right, let's do this." :)
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However, there is a massive leap if anyone things that a few dozen super smart apes can take over the world, let alone even a TINY part of it-- man overwhelms them 1,000,000 to 1 and understands how to use the weapons they have created and apes simply have ZERO experience.
so unless the sequel takes place 200 years later, with the virus dropping human IQs 80 points, and Ape IQ's rising 80 points it ain't gonna happen. -
...and the day a movie called "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is being marketed on its real-world plausibility, some of that might matter.
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Jun 23, 2011 3:10:04 AM CDT
wow what can be said this is fucking GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ct1
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT IS FUCKING BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT is what we have been fucking WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck man this is really great this is REALLY great fuck I didn't even John Lithgow was still ALIVE, and then to see him pop up in this nary having aged a fucking DAY since he looked like an old man in 1983?? Fuck that dude FUCK THAT count my ass fucking THERE bro, something that really rings true with me is the Draco Malfoy character, I'm really curious as to what his role to be in this film, but I'm glad they're keeping it a surprise so I can be BLOWN AWAY by this character, I expect it to be a very layered performance, really not sure how it can go wrong with "stupid monkey" and "He'll learn whose boss soon enough" punctuated shots of him blasting a monkey in a cage with a firehose and chuckling sinisterly that's great that's REALLY FUCKING GREAT GOD I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! I. CAN. NOT. FUCKING. WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God there's so much but what else do I love oh god theres so much god I love the Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home shot of monkeys standing in San Francisco, oh I love I LOVE James Franco forcing his perpetual stoner-eyes bug-eyed open as he attempts to deliver concise technical dialogue like "We gave him a gene therapy that allows that brain to create it's own cells in order to repair itself. We call it the cure to alzheimers." in a blank monotone voice as his feeble gerbil brain struggles to attempt "emoting" while non-high. What always REALLY works great in movies is when a character says "You don't know what you're dealing with", I find this to be an earmark of truly great cinema magic and is to be found in all the classics of the time. Fuck I'm sorry I know this is probably long but fuck shit I just get excited sometimes I mean did you WATCH THE FUCKING TRAILER?!?! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and special effects? Hello Academy Awards, you have now been owned by Rise of the Planet of the Apes, fuck I mean this is WETA, right? The same guys who did Lord of the Rings? FUCK YES IT DOES NOT NOT NOT GET ANY FUCKING BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILM AND FAT STUPID HEAD CGI YODA EAT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Humans, well that's fair game
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Makes me want to see it.
But then I always remember how insanely good the Terminator 4 trailer was ("I'm John Connor. If you're listening to this, you're the resistance" followed by John shooting a fucking terminator point blank with insane music - pure awesomeness!). And how disappointing the movie turned out to be.
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Now I understand yours was a sarcastic post - the jokey comments about layered performances etc have been done a hundred times before, but I`ll let that slip as you are probably rather young, but then at the end you talk about the CGI - which to be honest - looks really very good in this film. Or is it a case you feel you have to rip the CGI a new one because thats the `done thing` these days.
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I mean shit, the beginning when they take him out the box, lithgow is checking him out and shit, im sitting there thinking....this needs to be a bad ass rated r horror movie, and it needs to be about fucking GREMLINS. I need to see Stripe looking around all evil and shit, conniving little bastard. Ive got to see Gizmo and his big eyes. And I DONT want this to be a fucking family film. Ok ok FINE it will probably be pg 13 but fuuuck it really doesnt need to be.
but yea, this trailer above all made me believe a gremlins movie could be fucking INCREDIBLE. If there is any movie that could benefit from an update, it would be goonies, as fun as it is.
I should go write it. Then you guys will remember this post when I come back and say I sold it. -
Jun 23, 2011 4:55:01 AM CDT
Jesus Christ!!!!!! We get all these damn APES reboots from 20th Century Fox
by lv_426
yet they don't even have the courtesy to throw a bit of dough at an ALIENS: Earth War film or two.
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Jun 23, 2011 7:35:01 AM CDT
I Don't Quite Understand How Drinking 3x The Legal Limit And Then Driving 145 Miles An Hour Into A Tree Killing Yourself And A Friend Is "Heroic"
by neonfrisbee
Neither is having a career based on falling down, getting kicked in the nuts, and sticking hot wheels cars in your ass.
The guy is, excuse me, WAS a talentless douchebag. ALL the Jackass jackasses are talentless douchebags and I hope they all die exactly the same way. They're like a shining beacon of why the "millennial" generation is the worst, lamest generation to ever walk the Earth.
I mean, seriously, how about doing something that isn't completely retarded or awful? Are you millenials capable of anything? I mean, seriously, you're like the saddest, lamest generation ever. I kindof feel sorry for you.
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He seems to have cried the most and been the most "emo" about it. I think he's next to die. Knoxville will be the last. It'd be cool if they all killed themselves and filmed it and released it as Jackass 4: The Final Chapter thereby closing the book forever on these fucking retards. Then, I hope all their fans copycat that shit and also kill themselves and film it and put it on YouTube. If we're lucky, 75% of the millenial generation could be all but wiped out by the end of the year. Get to it, retards! FOLLOW YOUR "HEROES" INTO THE GRAVE!
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Jun 23, 2011 7:47:34 AM CDT
America just lost its best and brightest in a car accident.... Ryan Dunn
by bobo_vision
America's smartest man is now dead.
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they are simultaneously rebooting The Fantastic Four? I see Caesar as Reed Richards, the smart one.
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they are simultaneously rebooting The Fantastic Four? I see Caesar as Reed Richards, the smart one.
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I feel for ya, bud. I really do. This is going to suck. HARD!
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Jun 23, 2011 11:36:26 AM CDT
8th_grader_dick, I'm just laughing at the fact that you're actually going to SDCC
by the_choppah
Of course, you are.
You'll be dressed in your Sucker Punch Baby Doll cosplay school dress sucking off every loser in a Green Lantern costume's 15 inch cock construct, you green goo gobbler! -
Jun 23, 2011 11:36:39 AM CDT
"We call it the cure to alzheimer's" line - EXPLAINED, I THINK...
by sk229
I think the point of that statement is to be some kind of shocking thing that's said in front of the group, it's just out of context in the trailer. In other words, it's a bit of showmanship, like saying, "See this little bottle of red stuff... we came up with a name for it... it's called THE CURE FOR CANCER." Said kind of like Norm MacDonald-ish... you know, like, CRACK WHORES. But I think that's the intent behind it, like, "Hey, if you didn't figure out what this would be good for by our presentation about what it does to the brain, here's the little name we came up with to drive the point home."
Saying "we call it 'the cure'", actually makes no sense. Cure to what? Everything?
But I think this looks pretty good, with every trailer I've grown more interested in this, as it seems to really focus on the empathic impulse in the chimp and then just seeing how fucked up humanity really is and realizing that he should be in charge. Some of the effects are a little dodgy, but I can live with that if there's a compelling story and a heart to it. John Lithgow is perfect in this... not sure about Franco, but maybe he'll surprise us.
I just like the gravity it gives to such a situation, because, as long as their explanation is plausible (and that's the one thing I fear it's not, which would bring the whole story crashing down), if something like this were to happen whether with A.I., chimps, vampires, you name it, the idea of a superior species deciding it's their time to take over is always chilling and can be humbling to watch when told in a realistic manner. I'm just hoping there's some key element about the explanation of how this happens that's missing from the trailers.
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He wasn't as famous as some of you might think. Yes I'm aware of Jackass. I've heard of Johnny and Bam, but trust me, most people don't know anything about the rest of the "cast".
Not hating. Just don't think it's any more important than the other few hundred drunk driving deaths this week. -
Jun 23, 2011 12:01:42 PM CDT
He was the happiest person ever, the smartest person, with so much talent
by the_choppah
Happy? Not anymore
Smart? The hair on my left nut has more brains that he does.
Talented? If being bathed in feces means your talented, then ok. Otherwise, no.
Ryan Dunn now knows only one thing....it is better to be alive.
CHOPPED.
Dumbass. -
Jun 23, 2011 12:29:52 PM CDT
This is the trailer that has finally made me interested in seeing this.
by sam jacksons wig
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GOD BLESS THIS MAN
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WTF!!! I thought he cut one off when a boulder trapped his hands!
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And I wasn't planning to watch it. All right! I hope more trailers will be edited this way.
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It's actually just "The Sun".
Daily Mail, Daily Express, Daily Telegraph, Daily Mirror, Daily Star, yes, Daily Sun, no. -
I end up seeing a lot of movies way later than everyone else because I have limited freetime ( 2 kids, stressful job blah blah )
Anyway I'm shocked at the James Franco hate. I thought he was absolutely compelling in that film. There 1000 other ways that film could have been bad and in a 1 man show, you've got to be a stellar actor to pull that off.
That movie could have been massively boring except for the one trick pony ending we all know is coming, and yet it wasn't/ Am I going to watch it again? Unlikely... but it was good and he was good in it.
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what does that even mean? and why are people talking about a dead reality tv star on a planet of the apes talkback.
space space
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space.
chopped?
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...but I don't think George Taylor was referring to giving monkey's intelligence with Alzheimer's medication when he said "Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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Those are some damn good effects.
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That humanity did indeed destroy themselves like the original PoTA implies by the Ape uprising spawning a nuclear apocalypse.
If it is drugs only they're going to have a hard time explaining all the desolation and wreckage ( though the original series also has Taylor arriving 700 years in the future )
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