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Harry's DVD PICK & PEEKS: 3rd week of June, KISS ME DEADLY Blu, TAKE A HARD RIDE Dvd, William Castle, UNKNOWN and More!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with today’s releases on DVD and Blu. Tragedy befell my geek estate as a traumatic bulb explosion accidently damaged my project so I’m waiting for a new projector, that I’m supposed to get this Wednesday… praying for no delays, I must have my glowy wall back! Any way, as a result there’s a few more titles I list here that I have not gotten to check out yet, but once I get my projector this week I plan on visiting and sharing my thoughts on those titles. As usual the pics and links take you to Amazon, where you can learn more on a title and even purchase it, which would go to continue to bring my best efforts on this column. Now, here we go with one of the great Film Noirs…
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

KISS ME DEADLY – Criterion Blu
Last year, for BUTT-NUMB-A-THON, I required every entrant to have viewed KISS ME DEADLY – or at least fake it real well, to gain admittance. Why? Because Robert Aldrich’s adaptation of Mickey Spillane’s KISS ME DEADLY is one of the most blisteringly awesome, searing Film Noirs with a kicker that takes teeth! That image on the cover just does not even touch the awesome Aldrich has in store for the viewer. This was a film that Robert Rodriguez introduced me to – and I’ve loved it ever since. I’m dying to watch this disc. I’m clawing at the box wanting to see it, but my projector had a cataclysmic bulb explosion that wound up damaging something, so I’m upgrading to a new projector and want desperately to open my copy of this and watch just how beautiful this transfer is. The typical Criterion job on films like this is just spectacular and this is one of the great Noirs. Just electrifying! Scene after terrific scene.
Plus Criterion gives us these extras:
New high-definition restoration, with uncompressed monaural soundtrack
Audio commentary by film noir specialists Alain Silver and James Ursini
New video tribute from director Alex Cox (Repo Man, Walker)
Excerpts from The Long Haul of A. I. Bezzerides, a 2005 documentary on the Kiss Me Deadly screenwriter
Excerpts from Mike Hammer’s, Mickey Spillane, a 1998 documentary on the author whose book inspired the film
A look at the film’s locations
Altered ending
Theatrical trailer
PLUS: A booklet featuring an essay by critic J. Hoberman and a 1955 reprint by director Robert Aldrich

January Jones is pretty good in this. And Liam Neeson has hit his action stride. UNKNOWN is one of those desperate personal self-discovery films… in the same genre of something like D.O.A. (both versions) or THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, my fave being Gregory Peck in Alfred Hitchcock’s SPELLBOUND. But UNKNOWN is a great actiony who-am-i-oh-fuck types of films. There’s a terrific style, pacing and sense of paranoia about UNKNOWN. The situation is uniquely fucked up. Terribly so. I hope Liam does a dozen different taut action thrillers. It is a great genre fit for him. I love it.

I love this film. Just personally, while I was spending the first 2 and a half months of 2011 in a hospital recovering from surgery, this was the very first exit visa experience I had outside of the hospital. Going to the Alamo Drafthouse VILLAGE and watching THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU and, both Yoko and I love this movie. That several didn’t, made it even more aggressively an “our film” kind of movie. The less you know about it the better, just know it’s based on Philip K Dick – and helps continue to make me fall in movie screen love with Emily Blunt. And, I just love determined Matt Damon movies. I really really do.

I absolutely didn’t feel pleased in the least watching this movie. Channing Tatum stares dazed throughout this lumberous adventure. I absolutely don’t like anything about it. And it’s all really intangible. I vastly prefer CENTURION which is just a more pulpy thrilling 9th Legion tale – but this… it just feels so incredibly inconsequential to me. That Tatum’s best is Duke in G.I.JOE leaves me in fear of each and every role awarded him. Jamie Bell gives off being annoyed throughout the film. Big yawn. I do begrudge the time spent watching this.

I really wanted to love this Michael Bay film, but just didn’t. It felt like material that was constantly holding back. It wanted to be sexier and more violent & thrilling, but it just couldn’t be that and be PG13. So it oddly feels very blah. It all looks fucking amazing, because Bay is one of the most amazing shooters in the business, but this was not one of his best days out.

Dying to see this. Disc came after the projector go boom, and came out in my theater sabbatical. I love Ed Helms and am really curious to see it because I’ve heard a lot of great word on the film. Wednesday is taunting me, I really do miss my glowy wall!

RIO CONCHOS / TAKE A HARD RIDE
I love TAKE A HARD RIDE. I’ve wanted to see this movie ever since I first saw the trailer as a kid on my Dad’s Weird Western Trailer reel. The dynamic between Jim Brown and Fred Williamson is fucking terrific. I wish there were dozens of adventure Westerns with those two and Jim Kelly. It is a crazy awesome violent dynamic that just kicks a lot of ass in the old west. When I began to realize that Jim Kelly was a man, who had his tongue cut from his mouth, raised a tracker and fighter – and who RUNS EVERYWHERE in that manner Jim Kelly does when he glide jogs in place. The most graceful cross country jogging you’ll ever see – but the great part is how alert and alive Jim Kelly is to the scene. Checking shit out, smelling things, tasting shit in the dirt. All in the same shot. Nothing compares to watching Fred Williamson and Jim Brown fighting as Jim Kelly smiled from a mountaintop watching. Somewhere there was an earthquake. These two guys fighting each other. It’s literally like a clash of the titans. I love how all thee super egos are balanced without ever sacrificing each other’s maximum level of cool. But then… there’s other people in this thing, like fucking Lee Van Cleef!!! Dana Andrews! Barry Sullivan! Harry Carey Jr. That friend of Cleavon Little’s from BLAZING SADDLES! I mean the film is loaded. And I love it. I love that it is a literal bag of money movie – and it is epic. LOVE IT COMPLETELY! RIO CONCHOS, I like, but I can’t watch it around TAKE A HARD RIDE, which is just a totally different scale of awesome.

The Women In Cages Collection ( BIG DOLL HOUSE, WOMEN IN CAGES, THE BIG BIRD)
Upfront warning, while this is an excellent DVD, on August 23rd of this year, these three will be coming out on Blu Ray – and personally – if you’re in an HD world, I’d hold off for that. But if not, and you’re committed to DVD – well pick it up. These are 3 of the very best caged women flicks. They’re crazy sexy, all kinds of depraved and fun! Roger Corman understood the genre and Jack Hill did it best. Unless we’re talking Women In Prison, in which case I say that Jonathan Demme wins best women behind bars flick. Right?

MEGA PYTHON VS GATOROID Blu Ray
Oh man wow. I highly recommend this absolutely awful film, because folks… you simply must watch Tiffany and Debbie Gibson on this awesome crazy exploitation crap effects fest that just hits a level of camp and kitsch that I fell in love. Tiffany may very well be either the most brilliant or terrible actress I’ve ever scene. It is astonishing. There are things in this film that made me gasp at how impossibly bad it was, but in a what the fuck entertaining manner. Most video games have superior visual effects in actual game play modes. Even some for the Wii. But it’s the face off of Debbie Gibson and Tiffany that just blew me away. Watching these two teen queens doing the funky straight to Blu Ray type fun… well, morbid pleasure.

SPINE TINGLER! THE WILLIAM CASTLE STORY
If you love films like Joe Dante’s MATINEE or Tim Burton’s ED WOOD – give this documentary a try and then check out the William Castle films. There’s just a tremendous debt we film geeks have to pay to dear old William Castle. The one time P.T. Barnum of Film Exhibition. I love it. Without William Castle – Tim League would not be the same. Castle is the guy that hooked up buzzers to seats, Rigged theaters for special in theater effects. All while operating in the horror genre. I love William Castle and have played the part of the theater victim a few times at screenings of THE TINGLER, where I had to tear a lobster apart as though it was the Tingler itself! Acquaint yourself with one of the great showmen of all time!

So, Carla Gugino plays titular porn star, ELEKTRA LUXX… Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a hilarious online video plogger who specializes upon talking about porn stars with a rather dedicated affection for Miss Luxx. I like ELEKTRA LUXX, but I do prefer the original WOMEN IN TROUBLE. Of which this is a sequel of sorts. I love Marley Shelton in this, but really this is Carla and Levitt’s flick, they’re both great at what they’re asked to do here. Lots of beautiful women like Emmanuelle Chriqui and Malin Ackerman also feature. I really enjoyed it.

THE ROMANTIC ENGLISHWOMAN Blu Ray
Dying to see this. Another victim of the projector, Written by Tom Stoppard, starring a pair of 2-time Academy Award winners in Glenda Jackson and Michael Caine. All I know is that I love just about everything I’ve seen Michael Caine in from the Seventies – and I can’t wait to see this – and figure out what the film is exactly. It’ll probably be one of the first things I put in to check out.

MISTER T: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
Absolute complete and utter insanity. I almost can’t believe it. More laughs than CHUCK NORRIS: KARATE KOMMANDOS, but the same kind of wow at times. Our world was so beautiful once!

Sir Ian McKellen plays D.H. Lawrence, Ava Gardner, Sir John Gielgud – and I can’t wait to see it. I’ve heard about this film for a while, back when Ian McKellen blew me away with RICHARD III, I found out about this flick but just have never been at the right place and time to see it. Can’t wait to finally watch it. I’ll report back here when I do.

Wow, this rules. Will Rogers doing his adaptation of THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW and it just rules. Seriously. It sometimes feels like magic. It really is simply unlike anything we really have today. They also put the 22 minute Harold Lloyd short, HAUNTED SPOOKS… I love them both absolutely. Something I’ll watch again this October.
Next week we get THE LORD OF THE RINGS Expanded Editions on Blu, SUCKER PUNCH, SEASON OF THE WITCH, ANCIENT ALIENS: SEASON TWO, BEASTLY, COWBOY BEBOP THE MOVIE, THE WARRIOR’S WAY, THE NESTING on Blu, SERENITY Blu, ZATHURA Blu, THE LAST STARFIGHTER Blu, ZAZIE DANS LE METRO Criterion Blu, NIGHTMARES, BLACK MOON Criterion Blu, PEOPLE ON SUNDAY Criterion Blu, ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST Blu, CHALLENGE OF THE GOBOTS, THE BABY, BLOODY BIRTHDAY and more.
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uh huh. It aint no big thing.
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I had a dream about BNAT and everyone was wearing United shirts.
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and the Headless Horseman box looks like Hitler shaved and decided to have a good time...
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It's one of those movies where chances are if i watch it again ill realize it wasn't that good (like the naked gun 33 1/3)...but i recall really enjoying the intriguing story. i dont recall any good dialogue, acting, pacing, directing, etc. but i recall it being a pretty interesting story where i wanted to know how it ends.
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For UK residents, this gets shown every so often on SkyArts. It is cool.
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What projector did you have/what are you upgrading to? Pretty sure I want to splash out for one as a graduation present to myself, but home theatre projectors are pretty niche (in Australia at least) so it's not like you can walk into any department store and compare brands. Thoughts?
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Not Mister T. Fucking amateurs.
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June 21, 2011, 8:04 a.m. CST
SPINE TINGLER! THE WILLIAM CASTLE STORY!!! I'LL BE GETTING THAT!!! ELEKTRA LUXX SUCKS!!!FACT!!!
by CreepyThinMan
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Is the best comedy I've seen in a long time.
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I missed Adjustment Bureau in cinemas, I look forward to it, and it's good to see Emily Blunt in a movie that isn't a complete waste of her acting talent.
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Hilarious. HEAD! That thing looks like an orange on a toothpick. He's probably crying himself to sleep on his great huge pillow!
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I remember watching THE ISLAND and about an hour in I spake to my disciples - 'you know what this movie's pretty fucking good. Why did it get such bad reviews?'. It was a cool LOGANS RUN type sci-fi scenario with Ewan McGregor and Sean Bean, nice sense of mystery and pacing. ...and then it kind of disintegrated. As soon as they left the Island place wherever it was the movie went to shit. Harry nails it with his comment. It turned into an anaemic chase movie without any balls - it needed to be sexier and harder in the second act.
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She had way better material than Debbie Gibson. Can we get Samantha Fox versus Belinda Carlysle?
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June 21, 2011, 8:25 a.m. CST
The Island is the closest Bay will come to making a real movie
by Spandau Belly
It's not a good film, but there's at least some character work, a bit of a story, some themes, ideas and it felt like he was taking it seriously.
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So far, it's the only Michael Bay movie that I think I might have maybe possibly almost liked. Granted, I've only seen it once, and like melgibsoncalledmethenword said, it might completely collapse upon repeat viewings.
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June 21, 2011, 8:40 a.m. CST
Wait a minute?!? Did something happen to Harry's Projector?
by SadCadillac
I can't be sure, but I've inferred something tragic may have happened to Harry's projector.
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What this week's missing in quantity, it makes up for in pure cool.
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THE BIG BIRD CAGE >>> WOMEN IN CAGES. Hell, THE BIG BIRD CAGE >>> most things. This side of chocolate covered pussy juice anyway.
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Always and Forever.
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Needed a better femme fatale - January Jones was easily overshadowed by the rest of the cast. Liam definitely has found his stride with playing badasses/
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Instead of WOMEN IN CAGES. I have shamed myself.
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Good movie, and, though the ending is of a kind I question PKD would have done, nonetheless works in relation to audience expectations. PKD would have been far more dangerous -- he might have allowed the couple to get together, but, as with the original story, it would end with a kind of threat which would always be there for them.
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Guess I'm going to have to keep relying on my VHS copies of Penitentiary and Lock Up for those occasional nights when I feel like a warden.
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June 21, 2011, 9:44 a.m. CST
The Softcore Porn stuff you post, I can't bring myself to watch them
by Nick
because all I will think of, is big, immobile Harry, whacking off to it in his wheelchair while drinking Code Red, and eating Bean Dip.
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What up brother? Assy...did you catch GL yet? Skin tight Ryan may have to tide you over til prison sex movies become trendy again.
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Needed more ScarJo titties too....or two....or both......or whatever. Just get her shirt off.
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In time, in time. I want to wait till the crowds thin out a bit, if you read me. Okay, okay, that was a joke. Or was it?
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I avoid those cardboard cutout "stars" like the plague.
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Sorry Harry couldnt find anything good there. Very solid flick - 7/10 according to this minion
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I personally love the movie. Though I do agree for once with Harry that this movie does want to be sexier and more violent. But instead it settles for PG-13.
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much better than The Island.
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June 21, 2011, 10:13 a.m. CST
THE COOLEST FUCKING VIDEO YOU WILL SEE TODAY, KIDS KILLING EACH OTHER, CARTOON STYLE....
by CreepyThinMan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeoW2Jptu0g
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80s bliss.
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Very disappointed to see Harry give short shrift to the awesomely badass "Rio Conchos"...where do I begin...incredible Jerry Goldsmith score...starts off with Richard Boone wiping out an Apache funeral party!...and gets crazier and more violent from then on...follows an "Impossible Mission" storyline (like "The Professionals"...and has a similar sequence where the heroes decimate a band of giggling sadistic bandidos..)...brutal and doggedly unsentimental all the way through...with a supporting cast of classic scenery-chewers (Boone, Anthony Franciosa, Edmond 'O Brien) One of my all time favorite westerns..no corny "code of the west" friendship stuff here...just a group of pissed off guys kicking ass from start to finish.
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The Island was average, which for Michael Bay is outstanding. But it was average. However, Harry cracks me up. "Oh it's PG13, it's holding back" blah blah. Typical. "This would have been better with boobs, more swears and violence."
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June 21, 2011, 10:39 a.m. CST
Love Carla Gugino, but Women in Trouble sucked
by THAT_SAID_THE_CHOPPAH
except for the fat fake smoking girl
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June 21, 2011, 10:40 a.m. CST
RIO CONCHOS & TAKE A HARD RIDE = two great Jerry Goldsmith scores!
by Admonisher
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June 21, 2011, 10:44 a.m. CST
Plus, don't get any delusions that there will be any Carla G. nudity or sex scenes in Electra Luxx
by THAT_SAID_THE_CHOPPAH
Already made that mistake with the first one. Fool me once... Don't get fooled again! You're Welcome!
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What up muh 'backa? Have you heard from the old crew? Flicka, et al ... all sadly missing around here. Assy - I suggest you wait for the DVD. RR's semi-nude scene was too short. I ended up cumming to the fish guy. It was embarrassing!
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June 21, 2011, 10:48 a.m. CST
The Eagle is 10 times the movie Green Lantern is.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Which still only makes The Eagle an okay movie.
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nuff said!
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June 21, 2011, 10:52 a.m. CST
Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by THE_CHOPPAH
Clay Davis is in Cedar Rapids. And steals the film easily. That is all you need to know to make this a purchase. Give Clay Davis the manager job on THE OFFICE and call it a day.
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June 21, 2011, 10:59 a.m. CST
Sir Ian McKellen plays D.H. Lawrence, Ava Gardner, Sir John Gielgud...
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
A prime example of how proper grammar and punctuation can keep one from looking like a complete ass. And Harry "requiring" people to have seen a movie in order to get into his fancy schmancy little elitist film fest sounds awfully power hungry and egotistical.
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Some WB marketing hack probably felt it might be offensive to Causcasian guys and had it changed.
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Much like LIAM NEESON FUCKING KILLS FRANCE is much better than TAKEN. Though they might have lost a few euros with that title. Croissant!
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June 21, 2011, 11:13 a.m. CST
Cedar Rapids is hysterically funny and oddly sweet.
by cinemixtape.com
My favorite film of 2011 so far. It's a shame about that DVD/Blu-ray cover, though. Also, I recall loving The Island. Will have to revisit it.
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is because it heavily borrows concepts from movies like Logan's Run and THX 1138, and probably because Michael Bay directed it.
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"Sir Ian McKellen plays D.H. Lawrence, Ava Gardner, Sir John Gielgud" He plays all three in one movie? Astonishing. It's my understanding that Scar Jo really wanted to unleash her sweater puppies in a scene of "The Island" but Michael Bay said no. I'll never forgive him for that. But that could have made your desired sexier film.
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but saw the movie tingler when i was only in 6th grade and was laughing due to its cheesiness and awfulness.
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Yep, and Natalie Portman agrees with us too, see below! http://tinyurl.com/6d8pq9a
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June 21, 2011, 11:54 a.m. CST
TRAILER FOR CRONENBERG'S "A DANGEROUS METHOD".........
by CreepyThinMan
http://adangerousmethod-themovie.com/
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dollar bird, tell me he filmed the puppies! WHY WOULDN'T HE FILM THE PUPPIES??!!! (sigh) It could give suicide cases reason to live if they knew one day they might get an 'unrated show-me-the-puppies cut' of THE ISLAND.
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dollar bird, tell me he filmed the puppies! WHY WOULDN'T HE FILM THE PUPPIES??!!! (sigh) It could give suicide cases reason to live if they knew one day they might get an 'unrated show-me-the-puppies cut' of THE ISLAND.
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Fassbender AND Viggo? Directed by Cronenberg? And lusty naughty sex? One ticket please.
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The Island was a terrible movie. The action was badly staged, and the performances were just lost. It is an important subject, and luckily for us, there was a great film made about it last year. Skip The Island and rent "Never Let Me Go". Or watch both, and see the difference between a good movie and a bad one. "Never Let Me Go" was, IMHO, the best film of 2010 by far. It is a devastating work of cinematic art, a movie that you will not easily shake.
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track and comp more advanced cameras to their heads and make each computer monitor holographic. In fact you could put 3 red lights on the marines' cameras to make them look slightly predator-like. You could add little 3D hologram graphics to subltly spruce the monitors without anybody batting an eyelid if done right. The re-release that shit and today's kids would think they'd seen the latest avatar- only scary and intense
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walking behind them carrying equipment.
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...was January Jones good in Unknown? The moment she hit the screen she took me out of the film like a flare was sent up.
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I want it. Anybody know if it is in the pipeline to release before the remake hits?
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June 21, 2011, 12:22 p.m. CST
Still No Mention Of How Fucked Up Lord Of The Rings EE Is?
by Partyslammer
It's been two weeks now that it's been known among a/v enthusiasts and apparently Peter Jackson (and Harry) the the first movie in the new Extended Edition LotR trilogy Blu ray box set was utterly screwed up in the encoding stage and has an ugly green tint through the entire movie. Guess the hope is enough people will buy the set on day one and just be stuck with it. Dontcha just love major studios hawking shit product to the rubes? T.B.
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June 21, 2011, 12:22 p.m. CST
Still No Mention Of How Fucked Up Lord Of The Rings EE Is?
by Partyslammer
It's been two weeks now that it's been known among a/v enthusiasts and apparently Peter Jackson (and Harry) the the first movie in the new Extended Edition LotR trilogy Blu ray box set was utterly screwed up in the encoding stage and has an ugly green tint through the entire movie. Guess the hope is enough people will buy the set on day one and just be stuck with it. Dontcha just love major studios hawking shit product to the rubes? T.B.
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June 21, 2011, 12:22 p.m. CST
Still No Mention Of How Fucked Up Lord Of The Rings EE Is?
by Partyslammer
It's been two weeks now that it's been known among a/v enthusiasts and apparently Peter Jackson (and Harry) the the first movie in the new Extended Edition LotR trilogy Blu ray box set was utterly screwed up in the encoding stage and has an ugly green tint through the entire movie. Guess the hope is enough people will buy the set on day one and just be stuck with it. Dontcha just love major studios hawking shit product to the rubes? T.B.
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Proved that not every romance movie has to have teens staring into each other's eyes for two hours, or adults acting like fools. The sci-fi element was neat (loved the doors in the end), and it perfectly serves the theme of "choice". Also, Blunt and Damon had very convincing chemistry, which is not something I can say for many romances, unfortunately. I might have to pick up that blu-ray.
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check any old email addys you used (yahoo perhaps??) for info about old group
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As far as I know, the puppies remained sequestered in Lady Jojo's clothing and were never brought out to see the light of day/lens of camera. It was just an idea the woman posed to the man, and the man shut down before reason could enter the argument.
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why defukk do you think Harry et al are going to badmouth the releases of the LOTR? A--he prolly cant tell the difference. Second-He links the recs to Amazon which give him a tidy percentage. A percentage of the 15 disc set will be a nice chunk of change. Plus he gets free screeners. He sure as shit doesnt want that to stop. D-A couple little films are coming out in the near future called THE HOBBIT. He would like FutureSwag or a set visit to said filming. If Harry has learned one thing about the business of film...its dont bite the hand that feeds you. His latest example is the GL review.
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couldn't use BSB and ST at the same time. Too many abbreviations. Cobes...Natalie is a mom now. She is wise and knows a good meal when she sees one.
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June 21, 2011, 12:50 p.m. CST
No back up set? Geez Harry after all these years, you have just one method to watch discs?
by openthepodbaydoorshal
Thats like a writer saying they couldn't write their column because their typewriter was broken.
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Hated the twist, hated Liam's logic after the twist...
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It looks like a shitty pulp paperback, and like most shitty pulp paperbacks, it depicts a scene that never happens in the story. But other than that, the extra are pretty meh. I would have loved a commentary or an essay from Jean Luc Godard since this movie pretty much kick-started the french new wave.
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Natalie is a mom now. She is wise and knows a good meal when she sees one
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dollar bird, I like the cut of you jib too. You seem like a man that knows a thing or two about puppy psychology. Puppies = the ultimate game changer.
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Oh that cut my post again! Mac - I was most amused by your good meal comment! This has turned into a great tb. Longlost legendary talkbackers MacReady, FuzzyJefe, and STLost making reappearances. I'd like to think it's the Dojo that's brought them back. But I think they and I both know. It's the puppies.
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They come in many various sizes. You can watch movies on them.
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Possible sexual innuendo.
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It's a dream that Stew has at some point after The Hangover but before The Hangover part 2 in which instead of being a pathetic dentist he's a pathetic insurance salesman. I should really call it The Hangover part 1.9 because it's more The Hangover 2 than The Hangover in that it's funny here and there but is generally just dead air.
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i never figured this out.
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Tarantino's career.....
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-in reference to the Mr. T animated DVD. thats gotta be my favorite Harry quote ever
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Thanks for the kind words, Cobra-kai. I've always been a fan of the Dojo. And puppies.
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June 21, 2011, 3:52 p.m. CST
The Island started at interesting and ended with horrible
by Andrew Coleman
So much promise at the beginning. Then Michael Bay's inner douche took over. Suddenly half way through things get epically shitty. Sure it's not a brain killing cancer like Transformers 2 which was shitty the second it started till the second it ended. The Island had promise but ended up being a let down.
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Thanks a lot - I will check that account at home and holla at you guys. Good to know the old crew is still intact!
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Big Red never got around to changing his love sock. All that jimmy juice had dried and coarsened the texture of the fabric to the point where the friction was too much for his bulb.
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June 21, 2011, 4:21 p.m. CST
The movie The Island rips off the most shamelessly is Parts: The Clonus Horror
by Nasty In The Pasty
A cheesy 1979 sci-fi flick that was roasted on MST3K. Watch both back-to-back and you'll see why the writier/director or Parts successfully sued Bay and Dreamworks on a plagarism lawsuit. It's kind of stunning how idential they are (only Bay's film add a shit-ton of explosions and product placements). That said (ha), The Island is the least-horrible movie Bay has made to date, as the really aggrivating action stuff is at least confined to the last third.
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The dojo lures us in every time. I think it is the feng shui. Tittie posters and lava lamps make for an irresistible aesthetic
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It for the most part goes against Bay's usual formula, you know, fancy graphics and explosions making up for the fact that there's zero character development.
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I miss suckling from it's teat.
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June 21, 2011, 4:41 p.m. CST
The Dojo is one of the few institutions THE CHOPPAH respects.
by THE_CHOPPAH
I framed my membership card.
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we can work something out.
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Just curious what the HeadGeek is rocking. I got one of those things last year and love it to death.
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Ridiculously hokey with some laughably bad villains who have a magic digital map layout of the city but still use crappy cellphones circa 2002. Can't believe people liked it. I couldn't even finish it.
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-- and a copy of THE ISLAND on blu. Not because I like the movie, but just to see Sco-Jo's fat ass across my wall.
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It really is that blatant.
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June 21, 2011, 8:48 p.m. CST
The only reason to watch THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU is for a fleeting glimpse
by Star Hump
of Blunt's plump buttocks, torch-like, with the smoking redness of Pluto's gloom, yea, bouncy and torch-like, with the shadow of my erection blazing across them toward the sightless realm 'twixt the spheres, where darkness is awake, enfolded in the deeper dark borders of the unknowable brown eye, emitter of the immortal air biscuit, the wayward home for the questing beef bayonet of youth.
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June 21, 2011, 9:09 p.m. CST
Just watched The Eagle, it changed my mind, I really like it.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
I thought it was okay when I saw it in theaters, but goddamn I thought it was really good tonight. Tatum isn't annoying, but he's a little dry. This time I really enjoyed the story. Jaime Bell saves the movie. This time I saw the unrated version but I have no idea what was different, but I enjoyed it differently.
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Fine CHOPPING there.
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What's goin' on?
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June 21, 2011, 9:30 p.m. CST
All of you that mentioned Parts: The Clonus Horror - Right on...It was a straight up blantant stealing without trying to give no credit.
by MRJONZ72
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June 21, 2011, 9:36 p.m. CST
To all of those who mentioned The Island ripping off Parts: The Clonus Horrow right on..that was some straight up blatant stealing without trying to give credit.
by MRJONZ72
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Looong day of work (a certain book and a short story are almost done), bout to settle down and watch The Eagle, which I haven't seen yet. Hopefully it at least entertains me. Have you seen it? I'll be sure to relay my thoughts later on. I'm a sucker for the genre... but I doubt it will be as fun and bloody as Centurion.
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I want you to know that I have been busy sweeping the leg of life. Of course, life continues to come back with that fucking crane kick.....
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DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY
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Some similarity there, no? Inversely, Ralph Meeker is indistinguishable from his appearance in PATHS OF GLORY.
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Do any of you care? Of course not, you all hate Michael Bay. He's obviously extremely talented, lol, why all the hate? The Eagle was o.k. I wouldn't really recommend it, but it wasn't too bad to kick back and watch for a couple hours of mindless entertainment. I did really like the set locations, it's a beautiful film.
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Mac, Fuzzy, and STL - good to hear back from you boys. The 3 Musketeers have nothing on you when it comes to rapier wit and dandy hats.
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....by that do they mean the scene where Hammer runs into the sea as per Aldrich's original cut? Or is this release treating that as the de facto version and the altered ending is the one where it fades to black as the house burns down?
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I must not think very much of Michael Bay.
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Thanks Choppah, mattman. Keep yer powder dry.
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That's very good to hear.
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Zooey Deschanel sings "Oh Boy!" And I'm not sure if even ScarJo's puppies could make me watch THE ISLAND again.
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Wow, this was like Centurion... minus everything that made Centurion fun. Bloodless, artless, and tedious. Channing Tatum actually has less personality than Sam Worthington. I have to watch Centurion again to wash this out of my system. Ugh.
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... dancing in the cover art of The Adjustment Bureau?
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June 22, 2011, 1:49 p.m. CST
My skid marks have more personality than Channing Tatum...in fact they are art.
by THE_CHOPPAH
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Until it abruptly stops and they realize "Hey this is a Michael Bay movie, we need to blow shit up!!!!!" Then it's typical Bay stuff. Hey, it's testosterone overload at its finest, but fuck Bay, make up your mind. Oh and no Scarlett Johansson titties? That right there makes it a total fail.
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I don't think it's perfect or anything, but it actually tries to be something more than your standard Bay film, and generally succeeds more than it fails. I even enjoy the freeway and speeder-bike action scenes, because I was invested in the two main characters. Scarlett was looking her best in that. And I must admit, I'm a sucker for most films with Sean Bean.
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And thats the fact jact!!!!
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of effects you don't even realize are there. Was watching a feature on the blu-ray about the doors and they did some really creative stuff there.
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It had some of the most horrifyingly obvious and "in your face" product placement ever, made all the worse when you consider the first part of the film they are supposed to be in a "Logan's Run"-esque post-apocalyptic hideaway.
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That movie is great start to finish.
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First name "Mr", middle name that little period, last name, "T".
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June 24, 2011, 7:22 p.m. CST
You do realize that The Island is a frame by frame rip off of
by Mugato5150
the MST3K classic, Parts: The Clonus Horror.
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One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. And Mattman is correct it's a love story for grownups. I really liked the sort of classic Mythology ending where the creation has to stand on it's own without the creator. Plus I have a certain weakness when it comes to Emily Blunt ( besides being a really good actress she's drop dead gorgeous ). Also every movie I see Matt Damon in I have more and more respect for him as an actor. By the end of the movie you're really rooting for him to succeed against impossible odds ( the running scene at the end is great ). What the reviewers have been saying about their chemistry on screen is true and really helps make the movie. Also the movie looks really good on Bluray. The only bitch I have about the disc is it should have had more special features.
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Matt Damon and Emily Blunt have good chemistry, but i was disappointed this film was a love story and I didn't like that the AB was just trying to break them apart. And yeah, the whole AB concept is far-fetched and how they have that kind of power\control, but it is kinda interesting. I still was confused about how the AB was able to do what they could do and the "chairman"...sigh, I hope they weren't talking about what I think they were talking about. I didn't read Dick's "Adjustment Team", but I bet it's a much better story and handles the idea of this society in a far more, creative manner. I was hoping and expecting this film to be something more exciting and NOT about a love story. I think the trailers failed to show us the opposite.
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Did you watch the feature on Emily Blunt learning to dance? That was amazing. I had no idea she WASN'T a dancer. When I first saw the movie, i just assumed she had been a dancer all her life, because she came off as such a pro.
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And if Michael Bay really did turn down the opportunity to share ScarJo's bouncies with the rest of us, he's a huge fucking cunt. That alone would have guaranteed The Island getting Avatar-sized grosses. ScarJo full frontal? HIGHEST GROSSING FILM OF ALL TIME.
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Yes I did! And yes she looked very convincing. Yes she's really a professional who gets into her part. I have many good things to say about this movie. Unlike some I didn't hate the fact that it was a love story. Many great stories where man has to fight for freedom to choose your own destiny involve love so I didn't mind that it was a love story. Basically so was " The Graduate ". That doesn't mean that's all it contained. The movie was very well done on many levels FX, photography, music, and acting. I would have liked to have seen the other ending but I think it was just as satisfying the way it ended.
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I really appreciated the theme of choice and the concern that focusing on love can destroy your dreams, and vice versa. I think that is a very real issue in life and it was nice to see it dealt with in an entertaining fashion. Not to mention, the two of them just had such wonderful instant chemistry.
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Isn't The Island a reworking of the ideas from Michael Marshall Smith's Spares? I have a feeling that the rights to MMS's book were acquired and that The Island was the result.... even though they're very different aside from the 'clones for spares' idea.
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Not the most logically consistent movie, but enjoyable enough to follow along for just under two hours. Best part was seeing January Jones get blowed up real good.
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