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Schwarzenegger Film Projects On Hold

Nordling here.

We don't do celebrity gossip at Ain't It Cool, and for good reason: it's all about the work.  We celebrate film, comics, television... it's no one's business what anyone does in their private lives.  Sometimes it's inevitable that those issues will affect that artist's work and career, and when that happens, we'll report it, but frankly, you can get that information at a myriad of other places if you're so inclined.  For us here at Ain't It Cool, it's not a valid point of discussion, unless it affects the art.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's personal issues have now caused his work to be put on hold, according to a press release from his talent agency (through MSNBC).  According to the statement, "Governor Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines.  This includes CRY MACHO,  the TERMINATOR franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Governor Schwarzenegger decides."

Schwarzenegger's work has been enjoyed by millions over the years, and I hope his personal issues get resolved to the benefit of all involved and he gets back to work doing what he does best - entertaining us with his films.

Nordling, out.

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  • May 19, 2011, 4:49 p.m. CST


    by Rob

    Don't care. He's washed up more than Stallone

  • Gotta respect that, at least. The rest? Not so much. Power corrupts, eh?

  • May 19, 2011, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Wow...this is really out of nowhere. Wonder what happened.

    by Cletus Van Damme

  • May 19, 2011, 4:54 p.m. CST

    perfect time

    by Eddie_Dane

    for a sequel to Junior

  • May 19, 2011, 4:55 p.m. CST

    nordlings line about celebrating film on aicn

    by emeraldboy

    is the greatest load of cobblers. It does nothing to celebrate film and it is bullshit to state otherwise....

  • May 19, 2011, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Silver Lining: that atrocious "Governator" cartoon is deader than dead.

    by WriteForTheEdit

  • May 19, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST

    This saddens Crom.


    If anything, Arnie should harden the fuck up and make more movies.

  • May 19, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Are people supposed to beg him to start working?

    by kabong

    Hit your marks or hit the road.

  • Royalties aren't going to be enough to pull it off if his roid-withered Vienna sausage was as busy as we all suspect it was.

  • May 19, 2011, 4:59 p.m. CST

    since when did arnie ever make...

    by emeraldboy

    a good film, really....

  • May 19, 2011, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Hey, since when is Nick Fury white?


  • May 19, 2011, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Your movie career comeback has been...

    by Na


  • May 19, 2011, 5:01 p.m. CST

    So he is now known as "Governor"?

    by MooseMalloy

  • May 19, 2011, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Bad news for Arnie but good news for ol' Mildred

    by Lando Griffin

    who Peter Jackson just cast in The Hobbit

  • More true to life than we thought...

  • Unless some enterprising celebrity-journalism bottom-feeder gets his slimy sucker on it, performs a cursory edit, slaps it on Blu ray and titles it "Arnold Schwarzenegger in Mildred: Pierced."

  • May 19, 2011, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Conan O'Brien needs to do a mock interview

    by georgecauldron

    You know, like the old days, with the static image and moving mouth. Or did NBC steal that, too, when they screwed him over?

  • May 19, 2011, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Maybe Arie Spears can take his place

    by ChiTownsBest His impersonation is hilarious

  • May 19, 2011, 5:07 p.m. CST

    "Arnold Schwarzenegger in Mildred: Pierced."

    by WriteForTheEdit

    Mega-Win. (They didn't REALLY make a video, did they?!?)

  • May 19, 2011, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Jingle All The Way II: Jingle Harder, also on hold.

    by Michael_Jacksons_Ghost

  • May 19, 2011, 5:09 p.m. CST



    A CHOPPAH can dream.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:09 p.m. CST

    it's understandable if you fuck the housekeeper an she is hot..

    by sonnyhooper

    .........but when she looks like the blonde version of the maid from "family guy", (we want more lemon pledge) then it's a gots to go situation.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST

    not so fast on Governator, writefortheedit

    by kabong

    comicsalliance <p> Good news, true believers! Even though former California Governor and legendary action film star Arnold Schwarzenegger recently confessed to fathering a child with his housekeeper and lying to his wife, kids, friends and political aides about it for more than ten years, his scandalous actions will not impact the production and broadcast of Stan Lee's The Governator! The beloved founder of Marvel Comics and creator of many of America's most enduring superheroes, Lee and his collaborators agree there is no need to make any changes to the forthcoming animated series in which a fictionalized version Schwarzenegger assumes a superhero identity that is secret from his wife and family and operates from a hidden chamber beneath their home. Indeed, The Governator now seems more plausible than ever.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Yes indeedy

    by imagegod

    best thing for Arnie is to get back into shape (what he can at his age) and start making 80's style (R rated) action films where he annihilates people. this love child thing and separation from his wife will only seem more badass and work in his favor.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:12 p.m. CST

    "Eating Isn't Cheating."

    by mjgtexas

    If only he had kept his alleged motto intact.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:13 p.m. CST

    As a fellow sweater meat enthusiast


    I can totally get why Arnie pierced Mildred. Say what you will about the gal, but she's got some swingin' (and jigglin' ... and floppin' ... ) mams.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:13 p.m. CST

    He should do a film with Von Trier

    by BookhouseBoy

    Just imagine...oh wait dont...

  • May 19, 2011, 5:15 p.m. CST



    It would be called "Misogynia."

  • ...the physical attractiveness of the third party.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Re: not so fast on Governator

    by Acquanetta

    But wasn't that announcement made prior to Arnold placing everything on hold? It's kind've hard to believe that a show attempting to sell Arnold- as well as his domestic life- to children won't be affected by this scandal.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:19 p.m. CST

    "Your gun Captain! NOW! Don't fuck with me!"

    by Squinty CGI Flynn

  • May 19, 2011, 5:19 p.m. CST

    kabong: Well done, good sir!

    by WriteForTheEdit

  • May 19, 2011, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Let's see. Arnie, Tiger woods, my father

    by disfigurehead

    Yup. A bunch of home wrecking shitheads.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:25 p.m. CST

    on infidelity, and being just plain lazy

    by sonnyhooper i said, i only could understand the infidelity if it was with someone much hotter than your wife. and even then it's just awful to do. but for fucks sake at least have the decency to drive a couple of miles away to cheat on you wife. don't just walk over to the servants quarters. sweet jesus, thats just beyond lazy.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:26 p.m. CST

    It's ashame this scandal didn't come out 10 years ago

    by Andy Pandy

    then it would have killed his political career before it started and he wouldn't have stopped making movies.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    It's "Commando 2" that I'm really going to miss...

    by WriteForTheEdit

    ...still think that could have been his great "Adios, Amigos" performance. *sigh*

  • May 19, 2011, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Now, who is your daddy and what does he do?

    by aphextwin

    sorry about that...

  • May 19, 2011, 5:30 p.m. CST


    by imagegod


  • May 19, 2011, 5:30 p.m. CST

    "We celebrate film" ...Really?

    by Jay

    I'd say only Harry does that anymore. Everyone else whines about how nothing is as good as their sweat 80's films they so much enjoy. Harry tends to see the potential in most films and therefor gets excited over them. Others on here will find any excuse possible to dismiss it. Heck, you guys even bash Harry when they like something.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Does anyone care?

    by Mike

    I don't.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Arnold dumping Maria is like He-Man defeating Skeletor.

    by AzulTool

    It's because of the way they look.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Maria needed to take cues from Hillary Clinton


    Hill let Bill get sucked off by that pig, she stuck with him and then she got a front row seat to watch the Bin Laden reality show conclusion. If Maria had just shrugged it off she probably could have gotten her own series on OWN and Oprah would be her BFF. Oh..and Patrick "Shriver" can fuck off. No one cares about your name change. Take your toy back to the carpet.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:39 p.m. CST


    by imagegod

    fuck yeah. then i guess that makes the maid Beastman or maybe Cringer.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Relic of the '80s

    by gaygoonie

    Big and empty. We've evolved.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Message to Arnie

    by Phategod100

    No one cares who you have screwed! just in case you missed it your a hollywood star who just impersonated a politician. infidelity is expected from Stars, no one really cares. Just dont insult Hollywood community and your fine.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:47 p.m. CST

    For fuck's sake

    by my liege

    Does anyone really give a shit about celebrities personal lives? We want to see them as characters on screen. Man up you bunch of soft bastards.

  • And his love child son looks like the true heir of a barbarian...growing up in modest means outside of the limelight while his spawn made with Maria Shriver seem like wimpy girlie men. <p> Arnold has some major balls to enter the political world after fathering a child with the maid. Those are some king sized balls. And he kept the lid on it until the end of his run. Hollywood is more forgiving than Washington.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:48 p.m. CST

    CHINATOWN is a real piece of shit movie


  • May 19, 2011, 5:48 p.m. CST

    I am your father, Luke.

    by cookylamoo

  • May 19, 2011, 5:49 p.m. CST

    ROSEMARY'S BABY. Who the fuck has heard of that one?


  • May 19, 2011, 5:49 p.m. CST

    I saw predator in sixth class...on video tape

    by emeraldboy

    and commando. as well as twins in the the last action hero. and terminator and terminator 2 in the cinema plus total recall and running man.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:49 p.m. CST

    "liege": I do believe you mean to say, "Harden the fuck up."


  • May 19, 2011, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Emeraldboy is a fuckmonkey. He always posts shit.

    by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

    Also, if "it's no one's business what anyone does in their private lives," why do we have to listen to Harry ramble on about his name-dropping and pwesents before we get to his inane, bought-out review?

  • May 19, 2011, 5:53 p.m. CST

    I get celebrities cheating...

    by UTexLex

    I mean, their entire lives are built around people idolizing them and they're typically good looking. Not to mention, they're always on the road in different cities around the world, have access to the most beautiful of admirers, and attend lavish parties.... ...But WTF was he thinking w/ that maid?!? One of ugliest people I've ever seen! If he was going to cheat, why wasn't it with the countless perfect 10's he could have easily had? Why pork the fat, man-looking troll? AND to not wear a rubber nor endorse her to have an abortion afterwards? God awful decision-making Arnold.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:55 p.m. CST

    I guess I'm a piece of shit with no taste...

    by Rhuragh

    ...since I love Repulsion, Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, and The Pianist.

  • as an act of public fucking service.

  • May 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m. CST



    "God awful decision-making" Remember: He was also the governor of the largest state (population-wise) in the U.S. Doesn't instill much confidence, huh?

  • May 19, 2011, 5:59 p.m. CST



    Adrien Brody usually looks like a concentration camp resident anyway. He really phoned it in on that film.

  • I think not.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:02 p.m. CST

    I am actually disappointed Ahnuld doesn't have MORE kids


    You can't gauge these situations on the lamentation of the women. All they fucking do is lament. Fuck em.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Fucking Austrian couldn't silence the oak

    by john

    Arnold needs a Cameron like revival here!

  • May 19, 2011, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Yeah I could see Ahnuld in Avatar 2


    jackhammering his throbbing ponytail into Neytiri while Jake Sully tugs one off under that neon tree or whatever the hell that was.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:08 p.m. CST

    All I can say is

    by kermit_the_fraud

    COME ON, Arnold! I thought you would be bred only with the FINEST STOCK. Crom laughs at you. He laughs from his mountain.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:10 p.m. CST

    or Arnie would be a good stand in for the now deceased


    Lang. He would be a great military heavy. I am actually serious about this one.

  • Besides, she obviously proved a fine and strong vessel for his seed.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Hell yeah Choppah...

    by kermit_the_fraud

    he could be the lead of a Spec Ops assassination squad sent back with their own avatars for infiltration/fuck-shit-upitude. Can you see a hulking Ahnuld avatar?

  • May 19, 2011, 6:15 p.m. CST

    by GQSioux

    I think he should be called The Sperminator now ;)

  • May 19, 2011, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Ha! Touche, Choppah.

    by kermit_the_fraud

    You make valid points. I can't believe, after all the time I've spent around here, I just told Choppah he's made a valid point. Signs and muddafokkin' wonders.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:24 p.m. CST

    As much as a bonehead decision this is...

    by mjgtexas

    I still rank Arnie signing onto The Last Action Hero as his most ill-advised.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:25 p.m. CST

    I don't know mjgtexas

    by kermit_the_fraud

    Having seen both END OF DAYS and THE SIXTH DAY......LAST ACTION HERO is at least a bit more of a polished turd.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:26 p.m. CST

    Sometimes I amaze even myself, Kermit...



  • May 19, 2011, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Mixing Bidness With Pleasure With Madness

    by Flummage

    It's amazing, >amazing<, if, as it now increasingly seems, that he tried to get these projects into gear before his scandals hit. He must have been living for years with these enormous tabloid stories over his head, smiling and waving and saying moronic, cheesy soundbites, and getting away with it all in his public and personal life, that he thought he could get away with it in his professional life, too. Somebody should make a film of that. Arnold in a Breaking Bad-style free fall as his life spins out of control and he's attempting to sign million dollar movie deals. I bet there are some super pissed people on the other side of those development contracts in Hollywood right now. At least we have an explanation why the 'toon is so awful; he didn't care about quality, it was just an imperative to get that terribly drawn, ridiculously realized locomotive from an 80's Austrian cocaine nightmare steaming down the track passed Turdsville and into his wallet. Oh, Arnie... you so crazy.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Let's count the bastards:

    by kermit_the_fraud

  • May 19, 2011, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Let's count the bastards:

    by kermit_the_fraud

  • May 19, 2011, 6:32 p.m. CST

    ONE BASTARD....ah-ha-ha!

    by kermit_the_fraud

    TWO bastards.....ah-ha-ha! THREE bastards.....ah-ha-haaaa!

  • Its over, Arnie. Enjoy your money and patch up your relationship with your kids. We don't need any more of your movies.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:35 p.m. CST



  • May 19, 2011, 6:36 p.m. CST

    get to da choppah


  • May 19, 2011, 6:39 p.m. CST


    by kermit_the_fraud

    Choppah....that was some funny, funny, gut-busting stuff. Thanks.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m. CST

    on this aicn conceit: um...

    by JRKerr

    Ok I grok the conceit (poetical device of repetition) of reporting good reviews and not so much bad reviews of movies relevant to us geeks and not doing celebrity gossip. I do. But to fail to mention kinda obvious Polanski Ghost Writer scenarios that explain whats happened here... well... y'know... I can't help but suddenly wonder aloud if the aicn gag order isn't at least motivated by keeping the info line open. Like... if people really used much gossip about Marcia Lucas who did 7 really great films and then donated the biggest building to the USC film school... then... it'd kinda obviously have blocked the flow of information after the 20 years of paying half were over and you guys needed the info line open for the prequels. I don't mean to suggest that aicn has to report gossip dirt, but... I think the policy could come down off the high horse too.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Governator comic/cartoon kaput? FANTASTIC.

    by riskebiz

    That idea was D.O.A. The only thing more embarrassing than Arnold cheating on Maria with that fat and ugly old maid was that ridiculous ‘THE GOVERNATOR' collaboration with Stan Lee. How could he think either of those ideas were good ones is beyond me.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:55 p.m. CST

    new cahrtooon: deh impreganatah.

    by vulturess

    hasta la vista, dickwad.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:56 p.m. CST

    If it's all about the work...

    by ballyhoo

    then please God, get Herc to stop posting TV ratings. I hate that crap.

  • May 19, 2011, 6:56 p.m. CST

    This is how you abandon shitty projects!!


    Kudos Arnold. Never a man to be overshadowed by LiLos and CokeySheen, king Arnold needed a way out of these less than worthy projects without looking like a prima Donna girlyman. Arnold has been using California's energy to invent and perfect time travel. Each rolling blackout was the result of time traveling booty calls. Sensing these films would suck, Arnold traveled back in time and fucked the first thing he saw so the execs would back off. Arnold--you time traveling maid fucking genius!

  • May 19, 2011, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Ah no god NO

    by CT1


  • May 19, 2011, 7:05 p.m. CST


    by Spielbergs Furious Racism

    CALL BEARSAWAY: 3154512904

  • May 19, 2011, 7:06 p.m. CST

    "Eating isn't cheating"

    by Hipshot

    Did someone really say that was his motto? Because it makes sense of a story I heard (yeah, I know I have a lot of stories about Hollywood stuff, but living and working around there for decades does shit like that.) Anyway, my ex-wife's best friend had a girlfriend who was a masseuse. She went to give Arnold a massage at his house while Maria was away. One thing led to another, and they started fucking. She said he was so big he was tearing her up, and she had to make him stop. She apologized, and he said "that's no problem" and went down on her. And she said it was the best head she'd ever had in her life. I don't know if the story is true, but I believe my wife's friend believed it was.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:09 p.m. CST

    About two days prior to all of this coming to light:

    by Ruester

    It was reported Maria Shriver was leaving Arnie and she was waiting until after his governmental term was up before she packed her bags. Which makes one ask: How long had she known? Days? Weeks? Months? Years? My guess is, not long. Just several days ago Arnold's people were announcing his next film. Why would he do something like that knowing the lid on his personal life was about to blow? Just my thoughts.

  • Come on Nordling, you had to see the irony here.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:10 p.m. CST

    hipshot...was your ex-wife's best friend's girlfriend hot?

    by Bobo_Vision

    And was she black? Because if Arnold was so big that he was tearing up some black pussy....that must have been really good for his ego.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:13 p.m. CST

    ruester, here's the answer to that

    by Bobo_Vision

    Maria may have known a long time ago....but now she saw that this information was about to become public, so she decided to leave because she had to save her image, because she's a champion of strong women, and if she were to stay with Arnie after this became public, her career would not survive, and she would be shamed in public. <p> I think she may have known Arnold was cheating on her and it was an arrangement, and she was okay as long as she was his main squeeze and that he did all he could not to publicly shame her.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:18 p.m. CST

    We should all be rejoicing

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Arnie's maid just saved us all from the apocalypse of cinema that would have been Justin Lin's Terminator 5.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:18 p.m. CST

    I thought his next film was going to be...

    by PedroM

    The Inseminator.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:19 p.m. CST


    by simonnumbernine

    dont make any more one wants to see your saggy face on screen.have some self respect ,surely youve made your mark?(and your money)go

  • May 19, 2011, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Yeah bobo...

    by Ruester

    I was actually going to mention that (I hate to say "argument") as well and the more I think about it, the more I agree. I wish her the best. Maria has always been a very strong individual and I commended her for stepping down as news anchor during Arnold's election campaign. I guess the media eats it up and the victims choke it down.

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  • May 19, 2011, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Such an idiot

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    But its clear when we (men) have one thing on our mind thinking completely stops, she is not young, she is not attractive, she works for them. Feel sad for his kids and wife, Arnie is pathetic, the guy is rich and he resorted for something that was easily available rather than something that is at least hot or something that would be distanced from his family (i.e. a hooker) Though the same could be said for Bill Clinton, maybe we (humans) shouldnt be married or it should just represent a friendship, like a business partnership, not an exclusive relationship

  • May 19, 2011, 7:23 p.m. CST

    How Arnie SHOULD Have Ended His Marriage:


  • May 19, 2011, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Get to work!

    by Shaun1138

    The best thing for him to do is get back to work asap.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:24 p.m. CST


    by dopepope

    now we gotta wait longer for geriatric Terminator?

  • May 19, 2011, 7:26 p.m. CST

    This affair is as old as Bill Clinton's!

    by Nem_Wan

    This happened during the filming of Batman & Robin at the same time Bill Clinton was involved with Monica. The kid was already 5 years old when Terminator 3 came out. Other than his family recently learning that the last 14 years were a lie, and the state of California learning the man who was twice elected governor kept an embarrassing secret throughout his entire political career, this is old news!

  • Actually, he probably just kept everything under wraps while he was in office. Crafty gov't...

  • May 19, 2011, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Amazon reports that there was a 169% increase


    In DVD sales of T2. These projects will continue as scheduled. Arnold works when he damn well pleases.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Hey Mildred...remember when I said I'd fuck you last?

    by loafroaster

    I LIED...

  • May 19, 2011, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Re: On The Subject Of "Gossip"

    by ArmageddonProductions

    Er ... say, isn't reporting on Hollywood "gossip" what pretty much put this site on the map? What's really the difference between a leaked script, an illegally-taken set picture and pontificating on why the Governor of California elected not to wear a condom while nailing his housekeeper and subsequently chose to hide it from both his family and the voters of the fine state of California? Let's not start taking the high road, here, because if you were really sticking to your guns, you wouldn't have posted this in the first place.</p><p> Back on topic, though:you can't seriously be telling me you were eagerly awaiting Schwartzenegger in another TERMINATOR movie, were you?!? I mean, the action movie days are over (and they looked pretty over back on T:3, unless robots get wrinkles and receding hairlines) and, let's face it, nobody was ever watching these things to listen to his half-garbled "Heah's Sub-Zerah, nah, PLAIN Zerah!" every time he fake-broke a dude's neck. And this "action comedy" jazz sounds about as fresh as Danny DeVito's pit-stained wife beater.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:33 p.m. CST

    You guys are fags if you don't get it

    by Rupee88

    Who cares if she is hot or not. He was horny and she was there in the house and he fucked her. You guys are lacking in testosterone if you don't understand.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:39 p.m. CST



    Wrong. Some of us just don't fuck everything theist hoofs into our path. It's called restraint. It's called not settling. Please stop breeding

  • May 19, 2011, 7:40 p.m. CST

    it's deuteronomy, not "do it to me, rodney"

    by georgecauldron


  • May 19, 2011, 7:41 p.m. CST



  • May 19, 2011, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Besides, I like the thrill of the hunt.


    Unlike Dick Cheney, I don't shoot caged quail.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Arnie was a Repulican...Of course he was a closet hypocrite...

    by RobertoInfinite

  • May 19, 2011, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Sly Stallone make snuff films in his spare time?

    by RobertoInfinite

  • May 19, 2011, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Back off of nordling bitches!


    How is this celebrity gossip? This is pure film news deemed as worthy of reporting as del toro's film getting shelved or dark tower getting put into turnaround. You hookers are like maria shriver--never satisfied. Had Nordling not mentioned anything about a newly returned action icons films getting delayed you all would bitched to your mammies! I got yer back nordling.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:48 p.m. CST

    He fathered this bastard during Batman & Robin?

    by Chief Joseph

    He obviously wasn't in his right mind during that time. He should claim insanity.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Re: About two days prior to all of this coming to light:

    by Acquanetta

    I assume plans for his various film projects were in the works long before Maria found out. The real question to ask is what prompted him to finally reveal all of this- since he obviously didn't start 2011 with any plans to do so. This also explains why he originally declined to run for governor in 2002, and only did so when a recall election presented itself. The latter kept Arnold from being subjected to a lengthy vetting process or having to endure an extensive campaign.

  • May 19, 2011, 7:55 p.m. CST

    He should never have confessed to Maria

    by Chief Joseph

    I wonder why he confessed? Had the tabloids found out already? And how did he keep the cuckolded ex-husband quiet?

  • May 19, 2011, 7:55 p.m. CST


    by D o o d

    Arnolds been fucking around for a very long time. There's been stories of his infidelities in all kinds of journos, tabloid and otherwise. They only went public because his term as governor is over. I couldn't give two cents what goes on in "entertainment peoples" private lives, but don't make out that it doesn't count. When a director rapes an under age girl or when a director tells you he is a nazi. Well those kinds of things affect peoples decisions on whether they will view that persons "art". Arnie's infidelity is nothing more than a private matter. He's not an actor I care that much about and those Terminator films have been sucking of late.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Ahh dohnt noh vut duh bihg deel izz. Iz jush a lil poohsee on da

    by UltraTron

    siide dere. Ihn Haustreeah vee hav duh sayink. Hee hoow getz duh poohsee iz duh vinnuh dere. Vich ah tink happliize in dish caze

  • May 19, 2011, 8:06 p.m. CST

    the only reason to bang ugly bitches..

    by sonnyhooper if you can't get any good looking chicks to fuck you. if the guy who played john matrix, and was the govonor of the biggest state in the union can't pull a hotter chick than that to nail, then thats just fucking sad. <P> hell, mickey rourke is no doubt fucking hotter chicks than that and that dudes face looks like 7 miles of bad road. arnold has no excuse

  • May 19, 2011, 8:07 p.m. CST

    He'll beeee bach!

    by Yeti

  • Come out swinging, admit everything. Take a few months off to work out, then show up on Good Morning America BUCK NAKED, slap your fucking dick on the anchor's desk and yell "YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH....EEEF EET MOVES, I WILL FUCK IT!!!"

  • May 19, 2011, 8:13 p.m. CST

    One good thing that might come out of this...

    by mjgtexas

    Rick Perry may think twice about running for President. Because while the nation is given an impression of a follicly-blessed cowboy who stands up to Obama's socialist agenda, any gay man in Austin knows our Governor likes invading male anuses as much as he does violating the rights of a woman's right to choose with needless sonograms.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:13 p.m. CST



    An honorable man! Chop salutes you.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Dear Arnold

    by smackfu

    The thing that separates you from most of your peers, is that you are an Old-School Man. Milk, and crying are for babies, and all that. Well when an Old-School Man gets caught cheating, he doesn't apologize to anyone but his wife and kids, he doesn't quit his job to 'put his personal affairs in order', because there's nothing to put in order beyond your wife being pissed at you because you were caught. We understand, man. If I had to climb in bed every night with the frigid, animatronic skeleton of Courtney Cox, I'd probably bag a sloppy old cleaning lady too. I mean, Courtney Cox is ALREADY a skeleton. So to say someone is Courtney Cox's skeleton is pretty effed up. I'm sure she's a nice lady, but she looks like the kind of wife that acts like your mom and thinks foreplay is confronting you about all the things you should have done earlier in the day. Be a man. Apologize to no one. Honor your work commitments. And get those flabby tits into shape, I don't want to see a CGI body walking around the next Terminator film.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Was Arnold the one who knocked up January Jones???

    by Thanos0145

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  • May 19, 2011, 8:20 p.m. CST

    "Schwarzenegger Film Projects On Hold"

    by elsewhere

    I laughed.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:21 p.m. CST

    "Hey you can't load that in here"

    by NathanGrey


  • May 19, 2011, 8:24 p.m. CST


    by BSB

    That's cool brah. Just make a talkback and we'll do it for ya.

  • Forgot how good those clips were.

  • I have no respect for ahnuld now. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero. If he had banged a supermodel - then yeah I would be like 'go 'head buoy!' But, fuck that

  • May 19, 2011, 8:34 p.m. CST

    You know your private life has gone to hell if...

    by Orbots Commander pushed the killing of Osama Bin Laden and Dominic Strauss-Kahn (you think the maid yelled "Kaaaaaaahn!" as he sodomized her?) off the front pages of the New York City tabloids.

  • I'll take one over a lazy model any day. More than once a day, in fact.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:37 p.m. CST


    by BSB

    Sometimes that's just what a man needs.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Mildred probably told him it would help his career.


    Oh sweet irony!

  • Just destroyed my image man. Just destroyed it. I really can't talk about this anymore. Just sad.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:41 p.m. CST

    “See you at the party Richter!”

    by NathanGrey

  • May 19, 2011, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Arnold cleared his schedule for only one reason


    Woody Allen called and wants him in his next flick. It's set in tijiuana and woody needs to update his game.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:44 p.m. CST

    BTW - some people think an Uzbek supermodel IS a yak, but they aint

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    You should see the thighs on that thing - the yak I mean. Whoo buoy! Even a paramecium would stand up and take notice - of the yak that is

  • May 19, 2011, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Once you do Yak - you never go back

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    She kept screaming that as she chased me down

  • May 19, 2011, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Last Action Hero bluray 5.99 on amazon

    by JackSlater4

    Jack Slater IV wins

  • May 19, 2011, 8:46 p.m. CST



    We may see this pillow fluffing incident differently, but there is strength in your answer.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:46 p.m. CST


    by BSB

    "Pink taco."

  • Must have been drugs.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:55 p.m. CST

    another day another divorce

    by Billy_D_Williams

    take a hint people, marriage does not work, and the man gets fucked in the divorce

  • May 19, 2011, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Maybe he was observing the "honey, it isn't cheating...


    if she's uglier than you" rule.

  • That is direct from TMZ and they never lie

  • May 19, 2011, 8:57 p.m. CST


    by dailysportspages


  • May 19, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Even out of office Ahnold continues to embarass California

    by GimpInMyPants

    And it's all the fault of the idiots who voted for him. Fuck you. You thought it would be fun to have an actor in position of real power. Congratulations, dumbshits, the deficit is even higher than when Grey Davis was in office and Ahnold cut spending for the people that need it the most. Fuck you, you fucking short-sighted pieces of shit.

  • May 19, 2011, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Choppah, beastiality does not excuse his behavior

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Maria might have excused a cute vixen but never a goat kissing camel

  • because they "have no souls" and it doesn't really count. I have no idea what she means, but I'm running with it.

  • im surprised he doesn't have a hundred bastard children running man can resist that kind of non stop opportunity. why these fuck heads bother getting married is beyond me...they lose half their fortune in the divorce.

  • So Arnold gets to set his own schedule, but Mel just gets black balled? Oh, that's right, Arnold didn't make an anti-semitic comment yet. Until he does, he can go rape an underage girl and he'll still get work in Hollywood.

  • producing pullet-proof Kennedys.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:08 p.m. CST

    No Shit

    by deelzbub

    He needs to throw all caution to the wind and strike while the iron's hot, I say. Make some money a la Charlie Sheen. Who's to say what happens down the road, he needs to make his $$$ while the public is interested. He's got alimony and an ass-load of kids to put through college.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:09 p.m. CST

    Imma big fan of woody allen


  • I think we found his next movie.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Iron eagle


    Arnold just cheated on his wife. He let her and his kids down. Mel Gibson beat his gf and went off on hate filled rants both anti semetic and racist. There's a difference.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Schwarzenegger: Pumping Irony


  • May 19, 2011, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Schwarzenegger the Impregnator


  • May 19, 2011, 9:22 p.m. CST

    well if i ever get so "busy" that...

    by sonnyhooper

    ....a woman who looks like manny pacquiao in a blonde wig looks like a good option to me, i'll just kill myself.

  • It's all about the work - You guys should be ashamed of yourself for even typing that

  • May 19, 2011, 9:30 p.m. CST


    by BSB

  • there's a difference only in the events, but they're both things that happened between two people, which the business of the law and the courts, not celeb obsessed gossip hounds...

  • May 19, 2011, 9:35 p.m. CST


    by BSB

  • May 19, 2011, 9:45 p.m. CST

    There's a reason celebrities fuck the maids and nannies

    by Bobo_Vision

    Because men are genetically programmed to be attracted to women who look after them and their children. It's in our genes. That's why it's not surprising when a guy fucks the woman who is cooking and cleaning for him and looking after his kids instead of the woman who is an anorexic socialite who spends her time at fundraisers, doing photo shoots, and giving interviews with Oprah. <p> It's the same reason guys can't help ogle the cute waitress bringing him his food, instead of his wife/girlfriend who is shoveling food into her mouth. <p> Pay attention, boys. I'm dropping science.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:47 p.m. CST



    What i was saying was that Arnold wasn't Doing anything malicious. Mel on the other hand is a drunk who was saying hateful things. Hate speech of any kind should not be tolerated. Had he said it in the comfort of his own home and not directed at anyone, I wouldn't care.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:48 p.m. CST

    How many of the kids in "Kindergarten Cop" were his?

    by leo54304

  • I was thinking I was gay, but that makes more sense.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:49 p.m. CST



    You should know by now that choppah doesn't need to prove he's the real McCoy.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:51 p.m. CST


    by BSB

    His vibe checks out.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:52 p.m. CST

    "Get ta da choppah!!" can now be use in so many ways:

    by leo54304

    Used by him to have the chauffeur start the limo while running out of the house after telling Maria about his infidelities; what he says during sex; the phrase used by an underling to Arnie when he visited the kid at the maids house and someone was coming.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Arnie Pickup Lines: "Come on me if you want to live."

    by Christopher Bynum

  • May 19, 2011, 9:53 p.m. CST

    "Hi, I'm Arnold. And I want to PUMP (clap) YOU!"

    by Christopher Bynum

  • May 19, 2011, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Seen on a CNN comments section

    by Seven_of_Borgnine

    "Live with me if you want to come"

  • May 19, 2011, 9:54 p.m. CST

    "If it bleeds, I can fuck it."

    by Christopher Bynum

  • or raped him, if Maria will believe that story.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:55 p.m. CST

    We weren't there

    by deelzbub

    He was probably drunk, and she was probably rubbing on his dick. That's all it takes, folks.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:55 p.m. CST

    "Men have penises, women have vaginas."

    by Christopher Bynum

  • We can only hope, for his sake.

  • May 19, 2011, 9:57 p.m. CST


    by BSB

  • May 19, 2011, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Is he still a Governer?

    by BBSloth

    I thought he'd finished with that...?

  • May 19, 2011, 10 p.m. CST

    Even if a man and woman are married and earn the same income....

    by Bobo_Vision

    ....the man will always be the protector of the woman in the most primitive and physical sense....and that will always be expected of him when danger the woman better be nurturing the man with lots of cooking and cleaning. Because if she's already popped out a few kids and is no longer scrumptious to look at, she better be doing the dishes or else she's outlived her usefulness.

  • May 19, 2011, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Even though she looks like a hippo....

    by Bobo_Vision the words of Thomas Haden Church in Sideways "she looks like the grateful type...two tons of fun."

  • May 19, 2011, 10:04 p.m. CST


    by BSB

  • May 19, 2011, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Arnie = Washed Up Has-Been

    by Partyslammer

    You freaks who practically wet yourselves daydreaming this fat old closet Nazi's gonna make any more movies are genuinely creepy.

  • ....his large muscular body guiding her fat, dumpy body...then entering her causing her mouth to open wide and gasp for air and her eyes to light up while she says, "Oyyyeeeeee Papi!!!" and then Arnold starts pounding her vag, while she says "ooohhhh wee! ooooh weee! ooooh wee!" His muscular frame on top of her blob of a body, looking like a Greek God fucking Slimer...only in this case, he slimes her....

  • May 19, 2011, 10:07 p.m. CST

    "You are SPERMINATED!!!"

    by Christopher Bynum

  • May 19, 2011, 10:08 p.m. CST


    by Hipshot

    You are a reprehensible human being. That said, that was kind of funny. Both my ex-wife and her friend were white. I'm assuming that the friend was white as well, on the basis that it would have been mentioned. I never met her. So he was tearing up white pussy. Extensive experience indicates that white pussy is no tighter than black, however. I'm sure inquiring minds want to know.

  • May 19, 2011, 10:10 p.m. CST


    by BSB

    That's my science.

  • May 19, 2011, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Shouldn't we be asking about

    by My best friend

    The nuclear disaster that is ongoing in Japan? Is that over with?

  • May 19, 2011, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Conan must spread his seed across an age undreamed of.

    by UltraTron

    He must father Kull and many bastard warriors.

  • I'd find it extremely difficult to keep my temperature probe in check. Nuff said.

  • And cast you out of Valhalla.

  • May 19, 2011, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Duh riddul uv steel iz tew scroo duh maid dere. An

    by UltraTron

    to hear da lamentashun uv da maid dere az ahii plow her in da azz dere.

  • May 19, 2011, 10:21 p.m. CST

    I hope this woman just suffers from The Liz Torres Effect

    by mjgtexas

    A once super hot Latina who decided to say fuck it and eat breakfast tacos all day long for two decades...and give Shriver a break. The only woman I have seen remotely fuckable after ejecting four kids is Kelly Willis...and I'm being generous because I own her first 5 cds.

  • May 19, 2011, 10:22 p.m. CST

    AICN Bullshit - "Cannes bans Von Trier"

    by Partyslammer

    Yeah, it's all about the movies, right? No gossip to be found here! Translation: Don't talk shit about some fat old bodybuilder/"actor" or you'll hurt our fanboy feelin's.

  • May 19, 2011, 10:34 p.m. CST

    "We don't do celebrity gossip at Ain't It Cool"

    by animatronicmojo

    Having said that...

  • May 19, 2011, 10:46 p.m. CST


    by thound3

    "As for the movies you mentioned before like Chinatown (what the fuck is that) and Rosemary's baby...uh yeah. I've gotten more entertainment out of Killer Clowns From Outer Space than those 2 fucking film school abortions."<p> Seriously?<p> Could you possibly be any more ignorant about film?<p> If you're trying to be witty, save it, you're not<p> No matter what one thinks about Polanski's morals ( Or lack thereof ) to make asinine statements like the one above just makes one look a massive tool<p>

  • May 19, 2011, 10:46 p.m. CST

    This is why George Costanza always wanted to fuck a chambermaid

    by Bobo_Vision

    And why he fucked a secretary on his desk. She wasn't much to look at, either. Fortunately he didn't get her pregnant, but that bitch still cost him his job.

  • May 19, 2011, 11:02 p.m. CST

    "doing what he does best - entertaining us with his films."

    by onezeroone

    Ha ha ha ha ha.... funny guy, this nordling is. When was the last time he was in a movie that entertained us?

  • Just look at this passage from his early life... (Arnolds Father) "Money and Fame come from the Hollywood, from the gods of the Hollywood. But Cock is your god, Cock and he lives in your pants. The secret of Pussy has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Arnold. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts....(pointing at young Arnolds pants) That you can trust."

  • May 19, 2011, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Arnie likes fat ugly women...

    by brocknroll

    *barf* did you guys see the pics of the woman that Arnie knocked up 10 years ago? Oh my god! I hope Arnie had a paper bag over her head when he was fucking her.

  • May 19, 2011, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Arnold please

    by CT1

    Look I just know there's a way you can work this out Arnold please don't fucking do this man god DON'T DEPRIVE US OF "CRY MACHO" FUCK MAN god Arnold please THINK THIS THROUGH. "CRY MACHO", man you can NOT fucking do this Arnold I gave it some thought and man you just can NOT FUCKING DO THIS, DO NOT PUT YOUR PROJECTS ON HOLD!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God Arnold "CRY MACHO" FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP FUCKING AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "CRY MACHO"!!!!!!!!!!!! cry macho....... oh and then it gets EVEN BETTER THANKS ARNOLD now we're going to miss our chance to see you bloat your way through another Terminator movie? Really? Really. THIS is how you reward your lifelong fans, ARNOLD?!?! OH YEAH EVERYBODY IS REALLY FUCKING SHOCKED OMG ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS A FUCKING SLEAZEBALL AROUND THE LADIES?!?! WAKE THE FUCK UP ARNOLD AND STOP FUCKING AROUND, THIS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE OK DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED WE ARE FOR "CRY MACHO"?!?!?!? God Arnold shit and then fuck, TERMINATOR TOO? I mean FUCK, man.. yeah sure maybe you looked a little awkward in T3, yeah I know it can be hard to get back into a character after so long.. and people find Terminators that walk like old men with saggy boobs really scary, it harkens back to the T-1000. DON'T DO THIS ARNOLD PLEASE

  • May 19, 2011, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Arnold has horrible taste in broads...

    by conspiracy

    I don't get it....when your choices are Skeletor or a Guatamalan Oprah...I think that private jet of mine would be making trips to St. Petersburg weekly to take some teen girls shopping...

  • May 19, 2011, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Reductio ad Polanskium

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

    AICN's variation of Godwin's law.

  • May 19, 2011, 11:17 p.m. CST

    AICN supports"A Serbian FIlm" and Polanski's movies...

    by brocknroll

    Yet AICN find celebrity gossip disgusting. A bit hypocritical there?

  • May 19, 2011, 11:22 p.m. CST


    by BenBraddock

    No doubt about it, he'll do another one, and see to it that he gets a fat pay cheque for it too. We'll just have to wait a bit longer, is all..

  • are you kidding? go to any bar on a friday night and you'll see/experience much worse... what Mel did is between Mel, the woman and the fucking judge, i dont give a shit what these celebs do in their private time, its none of my business... and if i knew about what every movie actor did off set, i'd probably stop watching movies altogether, so i just dont care

  • May 19, 2011, 11:29 p.m. CST

    why is everyone assuming this is the only woman arnold has banged???

    by Billy_D_Williams

    she's simply the one he got caught with...nobody's perfect, im sure his regular cheats are probably with hot assistants or something

  • May 19, 2011, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robin Williams star in

    by Chief Joseph

    "Oh S#!+, I Fucked My Hispanic Housekeeper and Now She's Pregnant, What Do I Do?"

  • May 19, 2011, 11:36 p.m. CST

    arnold's saggier than she is

    by Billy_D_Williams

  • May 19, 2011, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Is the maid from Val Verde?

    by Chief Joseph

  • May 19, 2011, 11:43 p.m. CST

    I hope that ugly fuck was worth it

    by Andy Pandy

  • May 19, 2011, 11:49 p.m. CST


    by Billy_D_Williams

    thank you...tired of people beating that dead horse, he's deader than fucking fried chicken

  • May 20, 2011, midnight CST

    But what does this mean for "Junior Jr."?

    by BlackNacht

  • May 20, 2011, 12:13 a.m. CST

    CUMMANDO !!!

    by Chief Joseph

    And that cartoon of his is dead in the water. It was probably going to flop anyways; might as well cancel it now.

  • May 20, 2011, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Conan takes women and sires bastards at will!!! All hail Conan!

    by Onin Solstice

    Seriously. I'm just glad the Terminator still has some left in the tank. Go Arnie!

  • May 20, 2011, 12:28 a.m. CST

    20 years ago, she probably looked like J-Lo


    Now she looks like J-No.

  • May 20, 2011, 1:25 a.m. CST

    He'll be back.

    by surfabilly

  • May 20, 2011, 1:38 a.m. CST


    by Bastard_Chief

    You're welcome you whiny little cunt.

  • May 20, 2011, 2:12 a.m. CST

    Who is my Daddy and what did he do ?

    by Keith Maniac

    He should have kept his gob shut, now he gets his trolleys pulled down in court to the tune of more zeroes than there are in the combined World debt. The gossip shysters will be masturbating furiously into our bored faces for the next seventy gazillion millennia about something that effects me about as much as the pile of Horse shit thoughtfully deposited outside my house (that some little fuckers stuck a broken bottle in !?!?!? that i had to brush up). So to sum up, no Expendables 2 extended cameo, less possibility via the law of averages of one more decent Arnie movie and i had to brush up shit with broken glass in it.

  • May 20, 2011, 2:13 a.m. CST

    please please do another Terminator

    by droids22

    Terminator is just not the same without Arnold! I just can't get into the movie. I'm sure others feel the same after Bale. Shit! The chemistry and magic just isn't there.

  • May 20, 2011, 2:46 a.m. CST

    Your too late on this

    by In Action Man Reborn Requiem

    I wrote my funniest stuff already on Huffington Post.

  • May 20, 2011, 3:07 a.m. CST


    by Brucerey3

    No matter how old I get I'll never get used to You immature a-holes thinking one of these movie "star" /idols owes you/us anything! The mans personal life blew up, give him a break fir fucks sake!!

  • May 20, 2011, 3:11 a.m. CST

    Arnold´s last good movie was True Lies

    by CuervoJones

    We´ll be seeing him as a Uber-Na´vi in Avatar 3.

  • May 20, 2011, 3:25 a.m. CST

    Polanski haters

    by bob_uzumaki

    Have you lameass people NOT seen Chinatown? 50 bucks says that you're the kind of people who'll eat up any shit that Hollywood throws at you. Go suck Micheal Bay's cock.


  • May 20, 2011, 3:43 a.m. CST

    Better question: did the kid know?

    by David Cloverfield

    This is as close as we can get to a child finding out his dad is a Superhero. If I was a producer I would start grooming the kid to be an action star. Best "origin story" ever.

  • May 20, 2011, 5:06 a.m. CST


    by CSILevel3

    who gives a flaming shit about this

  • May 20, 2011, 5:23 a.m. CST

    "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

    by F-18

  • May 20, 2011, 6:13 a.m. CST

    Da Grope-inator won't be back, kharma's a bitch...

    by KillaKane

    And what an absolute gomper he porked behind his missus's back. He's past his sell-by now imo and deluding himself if he thinks he can claw back his film career in his 60s (with or without the hindrance of this scandal) he simply doesn't have the acting ability (beyond his physical presence and personna there's nishta!) or the likeability and talent of Sly et al.

  • May 20, 2011, 6:15 a.m. CST

    I have seen nearly all of arnie's movies...

    by emeraldboy

    with the exception of the conan movies . I have seen Terminator and t2, commando, predator, twins, kindergarten cop, last action hero and True Lies and eraser, total recall. Arnie was the undisputed king of the 1980's action movie and unlike alot of girly men actors did his own stunts which was a ballsy thing to do. But arnie's movies of that period have not dated well at all. and his career dried up in the late 1990s. and that is when he should have retired instead he kept going and looked leathery in the face in t3. despite keeping the body. Arnie was very witty in his action movies. He could have been a great comedian. In one of last movies before going into politics junior he gave comedy a try. he even tried farce with with batman and robin. which was a farcial movie. his last movie post politics was around the world in 80 days with steve coogan. and that movie was an embarrasment. Arnie should maybe consider doing small cameo work and then retire completely. or maybe matters have been taken out of his hands. somewhat. way to blow your comeback. arnie...

  • May 20, 2011, 6:43 a.m. CST

    It's Been Over For Years

    by Autodidact

    I remember watching End of Days in theatres and thinking "Okay Arnold, it's over."

  • May 20, 2011, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Arnold Still my Chosen Role Model

    by Autodidact

    *Very* early in life it occurred to me that almost ALL men cheat on their wives. At least, almost all powerful, driven men. You don't become a powerful man without a very piggish attitude. There's always someone more grabby or assertive (essentially: selfish) who will edge you out. So if you're the guy with the prestige/power, you're probably the guy with the strongest ego drive and the corresponding reproductive drive that comes with it (chicken and the egg here).

  • May 20, 2011, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Can anyone blame arnold for his indiscretions?


    After all, Maria Shriver's face looks like a foot. On a totally unrelated note, i just started getting checks from someone in California.

  • May 20, 2011, 7:18 a.m. CST

    I guess his future projects will include porn (The Sperminator)

    by Stalkeye

    Anyways, no suprise from the "High and mighty" RepubliCons.

  • May 20, 2011, 7:18 a.m. CST

    I guess He won't "be back".

    by Stalkeye

  • May 20, 2011, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Oh, and as for his Baby's Mama...

    by Stalkeye

    ..fucking Nyyyyyrrrgggggghhh! Fugly bitch, If you're gonna knock up a housemaid, at least she should rival the looks of a say, Kim Kardasian or Jolie. WTF Arnie, you really caught a grenade for love.

  • May 20, 2011, 7:49 a.m. CST

    bobo_vision and rupee_88, you guys are geniuses

    by Astronut

    "Who cares if she is hot or not. He was horny and she was there in the house and he fucked her. You guys are lacking in testosterone if you don't understand." AND "Because men are genetically programmed to be attracted to women who look after them and their children. It's in our genes. That's why it's not surprising when a guy fucks the woman who is cooking and cleaning for him and looking after his kids instead of the woman who is an anorexic socialite who spends her time at fundraisers, doing photo shoots, and giving interviews with Oprah. It's the same reason guys can't help ogle the cute waitress bringing him his food, instead of his wife/girlfriend who is shoveling food into her mouth. " That shit is downright exact. You should both receive the Medal of Fucking Common Sense! When a man cheats, the answers are right there in plain sight........ but shockingly, many people just don't get it. Maria Shriver always came off as a cold fish to me. It wasn't always the case I'm sure, otherwise Arnie wouldn't have married her. BUT... let's imagine that, over time, Maria became more and more frigid (as many husbands here will attest to). Arnold probably wanted to get close to someone because Maria was never there for him... probably never wanted to get "freaky" either... so what does he do? He goes to the closest source of comfort: THE NANNY. And the nanny probably did things in the bedroom that Maria never even HEARD of. If you can't at least consider what I am saying here to be a possibility, then you're just clueless. I know it takes two to ruin a marriage, and yes, Arnold should be held accountable, but I think Maria is also culpable.

  • May 20, 2011, 8:05 a.m. CST

    too be fair

    by smackfu

    I would not be able to resist fucking a woman who called me 'Meeester'.

  • May 20, 2011, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Waiting Until He Left Office

    by Hipshot

    To blow up his career? No, he didn't. MARIA waited until he was out of office before she filed. She'd been unhappy for a long time. Apparently, he harped on her about every ounce of extra weight, which is why she's so thin. Like a good little Kennedy, she "stood by her man" as long as it was a matter of public good (California was in enough trouble without having a Governor going through a scandal). But after he was out? She fucked him. All he had left was a huge amount of public affection. That's what a "star" is, as opposed to an "actor"--someone people like, and admire, or lust after enough to actually go out of your way to see them in movies. Their audience follows them around. Mel Gibson blew up his "nice guy" image by a bigoted rant. Meg Ryan blew up her "good girl" image by tramping around with Russell Crowe. And Arnold blew up his "family man" image by having a love child and not raising it responsibly, as well as destroying his family's trust. He failed as a Governor. He no longer has the Oh-my-God physique. And now his invulnerable public image has been shattered. Stick a fork in this guy--he's done.

  • May 20, 2011, 8:18 a.m. CST


    by Astronut


  • May 20, 2011, 8:29 a.m. CST


    by MorganLeafy

    Yes, but the kid actually looks like him. So it was probably more that the kid thought to himself. ‘Where did I get this chin from? And why do I feel the urge to build muscle and smoke cigars? Wait a minute, wasn’t mom……

  • May 20, 2011, 8:32 a.m. CST

    As the song goes

    by MorganLeafy

    'My reasons for cheating, I don't know what to say, maybe it's nature having its way.' Fair enough, but it still sucks for Maria and the kids.

  • I think he just had a huge stockpile of "congratulations" cigars.

  • I work for free.

  • May 20, 2011, 9:02 a.m. CST


    by BSB

    Seriously, I'd rather choke on Chris Hemsworth's meat than be in the vicinity of naked Skeletor.

  • May 20, 2011, 9:15 a.m. CST


    by BSB

    There's a clip with an old latina that I imagine is what Arnold and Mildew fucking would look like, and I'd love to share it with you folks. I think it should be okay, since Harry was the one who introduced me to Youporn in the first place.

  • May 20, 2011, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Good Arnie lovechild jokes?

    by johnnyg korrupt

    Let us hear them

  • May 20, 2011, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Any mention of hush money?

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    I'm sure mother and child were compensated well to keep this under wraps. What angered me, is when I read that Palin called Schwarzenegger "disgusting". A child born out of wedlock? Yes, the circumstances are very different, but hello? Pot meet kettle. And I'll bet within a year, this will all be almost forgotten.

  • What a hypocrite. I'll bet half her kids aren't Todd's. Anyways, this Arnie story will blow over in a week. People are just shocked by hideous the woman is. Like Diox said, I hope some hot ladies come out with their own Arnie stories, to restore our respect for the man.

  • May 20, 2011, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Love the Arnie jokes

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    the guy is fucking pathetic and seriously it must have been a hard call "my hand or this pig"

  • Because what you posted is so, so true.

  • May 20, 2011, 10:16 a.m. CST

    The maid was hotter 15 years ago

    by Jake Pantlin

    All the pictures the media is showing is of her today. There are a few pictures of her from 15 years ago (before the kid was born) and she looked pretty good. I can understand him being tempted. As for Schwarzenegger cheating, who gives a fuck!? 60% of people cheat on their partner. This isn't something new! He is a greta movie star and should continue making movies. Schwarzenegger Forever!

  • Because guys never seem to be "understood" when it comes to this stuff. We're just labeled as "rotten S.O.B.s" who can't keep it in our pants. Truth is, it takes two people to make — and destroy — a marriage. TWO. And I'm sure that's what happened here. I suspect neither Arnold nor Maria ]are a pleasure cruise to get along with, what with the ginormous fame, fortune and egos.

  • I'm not saying they should be slaves or anything like that, but damn... can a woman just feed a man's ego once in a while? Is it too much to ask? Is that even possible these days??? A man needs his ego repped every now and then. If the wife doesn't do this — and some other female steps in to do it — then what do you expect is going to happen? I'm being serious.

  • May 20, 2011, 10:32 a.m. CST


    by Jake Pantlin

    Well said, my friend!

  • May 20, 2011, 10:36 a.m. CST

    I don't know how Shriver's Skeletor body was able

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    to stand Arnold's, ahem, bulk, to produce the 3 kids they had without breaking every bone in her body.

  • May 20, 2011, 10:39 a.m. CST


    by Astronut

    Thanks, bro

  • May 20, 2011, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Marriage made by agenda? For both? Kinda looks

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    like it. No one mention Arnold needing to hear "the lamentations of their wimmen."...? Someone had to beat me to it..

  • May 20, 2011, 10:48 a.m. CST

    When I was starting out, they asked who is my role model

    by David Cloverfield

    at a job interview, I always answered Arnold. (Austrian boy becomes Mr. Universe, then the biggest action hero, then governor.). Having a secret family for ten years just adds to this.

  • May 20, 2011, 10:52 a.m. CST

    thees ess ghrate newahs...

    by scrote

  • May 20, 2011, 11:13 a.m. CST



  • May 20, 2011, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Of course a woman should cater to a husband's needs

    by Hipshot

    And vice versa, as well.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:26 a.m. CST

    bob_uzumaki, Chinatown used to be one of my favorite movies


    This was years ago before I knew the details of Polanski's crime of perversion. He drugged and anally raped a 13 year old girl. Yes, she testified that she told him to stop and he did not. This is not consensual. It is Rape rape, Whoopie! But, even if it were consensual it wold still be a crime. Polanski pled guilty and was jailed for psychological evaluation at the end of which he was to be sentenced. Polanski heard that the judge was going to give him a real sentence for his real crime as opposed to the standard slap on the wrist afforded most celebrities at the time so he decided to flee the country instead of appear in court and receive his sentence. He PLED GUILTY to a crime. A pretty heinous crime at that. He fled justice. He is a fugitive. There is no statute of limitations. He needs to be brought to justice. It doesn't matter if the victim asked for the charges to be dropped years after the fact. This is between the state and him. I do still believe that Chinatown is a great film, but just because a person is a talented artist it does not excuse their criminal actions. That said, I will never watch one of his films again nor support this child rapist and criminal in anyway.

  • Because let's face it, that's when it stops.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Wow, are you guys seriously blaming Ahnold's actions on his wife?


    That's some serious f'd up shit, right there?


  • May 20, 2011, 11:31 a.m. CST


    by BSB

  • May 20, 2011, 11:32 a.m. CST

    That said, Maria is a Skeletor


    But, the decent thing for Ahnold to do would have been to tell his wife that he cheated immediately after it happened. Then she would have had the choice to forgive him or leave him instead of being forced to reamin in a relationship based on a lie.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:34 a.m. CST

    diox, that also rings true ...

    by Astronut

    ... what you posted.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Actually, Shriver looks more like a shrunken head


    on the body of the Crypt Keeper. That said, the maid ain't nothing to look at either. I mean if you're gonna cheat and your a millionaire Celebrity and the most powerful man in California wouldn't you at least hit the Playboy mansion.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:37 a.m. CST


    by BSB

    That's an interesting article.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:39 a.m. CST


    by Astronut

    I was standing around a group of guys at a wedding reception, there were probably ten of us, and up walks the groom. One of the guys in the group said to him, "You know what that is, right?" (pointing at the groom's wedding ring) The groom is like, "Uh, yeah...?" The dude replied, "That's an anti-blowjob Kryptonite ring, man..." All of the married guys in the group looked at each other with "that look" — a look of knowing. The UN-married guys were all like, "Huh? I don't get it." I filled them in. "THE ANTI-BLOWJOB KRYPTONITE RING" TRUER WORDS MAY NEVER HAVE BEEN SPOKEN.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:44 a.m. CST



    RIP Bonesaw.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Macho Man is dead. Long live Macho Man!


  • May 20, 2011, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Snap Into a Slim Jim!



  • May 20, 2011, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Speaking of ANTI-BLOWJOB KRYPTONITE, where's braindrain been?


    I actually miss his inane 40 character or less comments. Not really.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:55 a.m. CST

    you know what women want more than anything?


    I guy with impeccable taste who can appreciate quality Science Fiction television entertainment like SGU.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:57 a.m. CST



    keeps you from getting blowjobs and protects you from Superman?

  • May 20, 2011, 11:58 a.m. CST

    diox, that also makes total sense.

    by Astronut

    Isn't it crazy though...? I get it. But. I mean, jesus fuck. Can't the woman — especially the woman you selected out of ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE — can't the woman just stop taking the man for granted without this stupid game playing? For fuck's sake... It has been said a woman marries a man hoping to CHANGE him. A man marries a woman hoping she will NEVER change. Just stop thinking about the death of MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE FOR A MINUTE — and think about how TRUE THAT STATEMENT IS.

  • May 20, 2011, 11:58 a.m. CST

    "I possess the anti-blowjob kryptonite boxers!"


    Are those your SGU boxers, diox?

  • Sounds like you got burned bad from some chick, dude.

  • In reality, it has more in common with Green Lantern's ring. Since it's a ring. Kryptonite has a nice ring to it. haha. sorry.

  • May 20, 2011, 12:03 p.m. CST


    by Astronut

    Good call. But in all seriousness, haven't most guys at one point?

  • They were great times, diox. I remember when we used to go out hunting in the woods for dirty magazines. Every once in a while you'd hit the jackpot when some perv would dump his entire porno collection. There was much fapping in the tree fort on those glorious days. You kids don't know how good you have it!

  • May 20, 2011, 12:22 p.m. CST

    True dat, astronut


    Just don't get bitter. You gotta be cool like Steve McQueen. Diox, is right, if you gotta have a take them or leave them attitude.

  • May 20, 2011, 12:27 p.m. CST



    Porn should never be a substitute for real sex. That does become pathetic. And it is always good to remind yourself that porn is not real. Most porn has absolutely nothing to do with a real person's sex life. And the real thing is 1000X better. Porn only involves really only one sense: sight. I guess sound too. While the best senses for enjoying sex are left unutilized.

  • May 20, 2011, 12:48 p.m. CST

    i don't think you are addicted to aicn, diox


    now, StarGate, that's a whole other bag of worms.

  • May 20, 2011, 12:50 p.m. CST

    And, honestly, diox


    most porn stars have shitty sex lives as well. That shit's gotta take a toll on a person's psyche.

  • May 20, 2011, 1:05 p.m. CST

    GOVERNATOR cartoon terminated

    by Chief Joseph

    There is a Crom!

  • May 20, 2011, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Mr Universe should have just blown his load into a sock

    by Bumpasses Dawg

    Rather than tuck his steroids shrunken man meat into that bloated chunk of rancid feta cheese packed in a wrinkly Stay-Puft Marshmallow casing. Just the thought of the Sperminator making a "Total Recall tracking device removal" ugly face over a steaming pile of Minute Maid is enough to cause wide-spread sterility.

  • May 20, 2011, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Schwarzenegger love child should be an action star

    by Chuck_Chuckwalla

    This is a blessing! The kid looks more like Arnold than do his kids with Maria, who I doubt would want to get into film. Somebody get this boy some creatine and into the gym for 3 hours a day. We need a Conan/Terminator actor for the new millennium, goddamn it.

  • Without question!

  • May 20, 2011, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Don't u guys realise, Arnie's gonna need loads a cash

    by BenBraddock

    after the divorce! He will do a new TERMINATOR, bank on it. 5 years from now we'll be sick of the sight of him. As if we weren't already...

  • May 20, 2011, 2:06 p.m. CST

    New Terminator

    by Bumpasses Dawg

    Cum with me if you want to live!

  • ... because you'll be too dead to care.

  • May 20, 2011, 2:54 p.m. CST

    I plan on spending the whole day tomorrow following braindrain's Twitter feed


    Kill Me Now!!!

  • May 20, 2011, 3 p.m. CST

    The sweet release of Death!


  • May 20, 2011, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Hopefully it will give him time

    by hallmitchell

    To understand what lame projects he's selected and he will pull out of both.

  • May 20, 2011, 4:33 p.m. CST

    There are pics of the maid in her younger days on the net...

    by Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

    And they ain't a hell of a lot better than the current pics. Basically it's just her with 80s hair. Seriously anyone who would defend Arnie's decision to knock this fugly bitch up in the name "sometimes you just can't control yourself" is just fucking insane. Arnie could have had anyone, ANYONE. And he chose...that. Ugh. What a retard. I'd rather sit through six seasons of the Governator than look at a picture of that whale nipple who had Arnie's love child for thirty seconds. What'd Arnie do? Take the Kobe Bryant Seminar For Proper Adultery Choices or something?

  • May 20, 2011, 6:16 p.m. CST


    by Radone

    Arnold is smart the reason he is holding off his projects is probably to lower his income for the child support he's going to have to pay.My advice to Arnold if he ever reads this(cause all the great Actors read the news from here) is get snipped and Terminate the possibilities of anymore little Arnolds running around.

  • May 20, 2011, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Must've been either drunk or a power trip

    by Chief Joseph

    BTW, a shrink just posted an article theorizing that urinals & group showers are related to casual sex and infidelity:

  • May 20, 2011, 6:50 p.m. CST


    by CT1

    NOW FUCKING LOOK YOU'RE STOPPING THE FUCKING CARTOON TOO?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU ARNOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAMMIT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU THIS FUCKING SELFISH ARNOLD?!?!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MORE CAN THE FANS DO FOR YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST "CRY MACHO", AND NOW THE FUCKING CARTOON!???????????? FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!! YOUR FANS STICK BY YOUR SIDE THROUGH THICK AND FUCKING THIN, and you're going to deprive of us of the fucking WET DREAM THAT THE CARTOON WAS for you AND us?!?!? FUCK YOU EVEN HAD LARRY KING IN THE INTRO FUCK!!!!!!! Arnold it was like you living out your fantasy, everything you ALWAYS wanted, don't FUCKING DO THIS!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!! ARNOLD PLEASE reconsider FUCK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! listen Arnold it can still work you can add in a hispanic housemaid that looks like bulbasaur and add your own new kid into the "crime-fighting team"ARNOLD IT CAN WORK OUT PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • May 20, 2011, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Larry King could probably use the residuals.

    by Chief Joseph

  • May 20, 2011, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Lil' Terminators :p

    by blueant

  • May 20, 2011, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Like Chris Rock said....

    by savage_henry

    a man is only as faithful as his options.......although I'm sure that one does not often expect to see a picture which goes against all of our sensibilities of decency, taste, and symmetry, as we have seen as of late. What???/ I'm quite buzzed, so not exactly shooting straight. Still, shocking.....

  • May 21, 2011, 5:50 a.m. CST

    He should sire a bataillon of kids to invade Poland

    by chien_sale

  • May 21, 2011, 10:47 a.m. CST

    I'm amazed Arnold has any kids at all.

    by v3d

    All those years of steroid use must have shrunken his balls to the size of raisins.

  • May 21, 2011, 12:10 p.m. CST

    writefortheedit had it right: Governator is on hold too

    by kabong

    according to the latest Arnold gossip

  • May 21, 2011, 12:21 p.m. CST

    At the end of the day...

    by Wormie1

    Arnie is a dirty fucker and a shit actor.

  • May 21, 2011, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Not steroid shrunken...

    by Hipshot

    If you freeze-frame the original "Terminator" as he walks naked across the Griffith Observatory parking lot, you can catch a glimpse. The guy's hung like a horse. He's putting his projects on hold because he's in danger of losing his family, guys. He doesn't need the money. He knows he has fucked up ROYALLY, and is trying to salvage his life. Not his public life, but the people closest to him, who about now are in an insane amount of pain. This is just tragic. He didn't just get caught fooling around--for ten YEARS he had a child and flaunted him right in Maria's face, took him on family vacations...the horror she must have felt watching that kid take on familiar Swarzenegger configurations must have been crushing. This shit is just awful.

  • May 21, 2011, 2:54 p.m. CST

    The only movie Arnold should make is

    by Sappers Forward

    King Conan... Older, slower, wiser, angrier. It would be perfect. Good supporting cast too...

  • May 21, 2011, 8:09 p.m. CST

    iownyou That is Beyond True!!!!!!

    by blackflowerX

    I could puke as Harry and AICN cream their pants over that Polanski child abuser ... So wrong. <BR><BR> Also , Arnie is average at best in the cock dept. (Well while we're talking about Paedolanski , it can't get much worse can it?)

  • May 21, 2011, 8:11 p.m. CST


    by blackflowerX


  • May 21, 2011, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Is it time for Junior 2?

    by v3d

  • May 21, 2011, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Dr. Keith Ablow is a Nazi cunt.

    by blackflowerX

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