Merrick here...
This came in yesterday and somehow never got posted. Casting notes for PIRANHA 3DD, the amusingly titled sequel to last year's PIRANHA 3D, via press release. Many of these names we've heard associated with the project already - Hasselhoff is newly announced.
Kinda hard not to have a little love for a film which purposefully casts Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, and The Hoff - although I'm still nervously awaiting word on whether Jerry O'Connell's Regurgitated Penis k will somehow make a return appearance.
HERE is my initial notion regarding how it could be incorporated again - although one could also have it bob into the action during a sex scene that is staged in the water...bumping up against the silky inner thigh of an impossibly hot girl who's about to get laid. Or, it could feasibly be retrieved and used as fish bait by a vision impaired fisherman, who of course is subsequently eaten by the very fish he was ensnaring for dinner. To be clear, these are merely my own psychotic and inadequate ramblings - I have no idea whatsoever if The Powers That Be are contemplating a cameo for Jerry O'Connell's Regurgitated Penis (it would be fun to see that "Special Appearance by..." listing in the credits, though...)
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DAVID HASSELHOFF ROUNDS OUT CAST OF
PIRANHA 3DD
David Hasselhoff heads back to the water in this year’s PIRANHA 3DD. He joins the previously announced cast which includes Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka and David Koechner.
Trading in the sandy beaches of “Baywatch” for terror at The Big Wet Water Park, Hasselhoff will face off with the flesh eating fish of PIRANHA 3DD.
A Dimension Films release, PIRANHA 3DD opens nationwide on November 23, 2011.
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