Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Well, the bastard beat me. We've had our own space race here at AICN, which is almost as heated as the US/Mother Russia race of the '50s and '60s. Instead of making it to the moon, the race was to have our ass featured on national television.
I had a graphic butt scene in The Lovely Bones, but that bastard Jackson cut it out... plus it was too graphic to make the TBS cut anyway. I've been waiting for Chris Hansen to catch Harry at something, but Big Red is too cunning, so I'm sad to say that Copernicus beat us all fair and square.
Behold, Andy Howell (aka Copernicus) as he shows us just how astronauts make pee-pee and poo-poo in zero g without the inside of the spaceship looking like a German fetish video!
Congrats, Andy. You'll always have a happy face butthole in my eyes!
-Quint
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