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Nordling here.

Still hate the second one with a passion, but I have to admit, the scale that Michael Bay is going for here has me very curious to see TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON.  If he nails it, as Drew McWeeny suggests he may have, we may be getting something seriously awesome this summer.  I remain hopeful.  Pictures are from the Apple site:

Downtown Chicago looks to be truly screwed.  Nordling, out.

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  • April 27, 2011, 10:13 a.m. CST


    by manuehl

    hmmm... gonna blow!

  • April 27, 2011, 10:15 a.m. CST

    CG is looking worse?

    by Nick

    Seriously, that ship looks like something out of Halo.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:22 a.m. CST


    by BSB

    God I love his opinion.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:24 a.m. CST

    First image is a beetle attacking Chicago?

    by bubcus

    Might bring a smile to Vancouver Canucks fans. The game last night was quite the nail-biter.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:24 a.m. CST


    by BSB

    Now I'm psyched to see this.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Not blue enough..

    by Nemesis Enforcer

  • April 27, 2011, 10:29 a.m. CST


    by LargoJr

    Oh wait.. I mean.. oh for Gawd sake... never mind I have absolutely no interest in this without Fox's involvement.... she's the only reason why I watched the 1st two :(

  • April 27, 2011, 10:31 a.m. CST

    How is the "scale" different?

    by BlackBauer0320

    It's giant robots fighting in a city. Not trying to be difficult, but how exactly is Bay attempting to do that on a different scale? Also, that Bumblebee image looks like a replica from the first movie, though with a different background. Or the second movie, though with a different background.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:31 a.m. CST

    I thought


    the GOBOTS were in this one ???

  • April 27, 2011, 10:32 a.m. CST

    The Oscar race is already over!

    by Jeffrey

    This is just incredible movie making magic. Can't you just feel the emotion coming off those pictures? I have tears in my eyes, I have an erection, and a mild case of emotional dysentery. Can't stand the suspense, I wonder what's going to happen. I'll bet a bunch of big robots fight and have funny voices.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:37 a.m. CST


    by Cruizer Dave

    You have to admit, it takes talent to take a stupid cartoon from the 80s designed to sell toys and make it even stupider. These movies are a blight on the ass of humanity.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Man, guess JettL was right.

    by BlaGyver

  • April 27, 2011, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Que he haters....

    by nobunaga209


  • April 27, 2011, 10:42 a.m. CST


    by LUIS


  • April 27, 2011, 10:44 a.m. CST

    I find it hilarious people actually have the slightest glimmer of hope for this

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    The first film was terrible, the second soul-rapingly HORRENDOUS, and people think Bay is suddenly going to make a good movie?!

  • April 27, 2011, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Who's the enemy?

    by Will

    I thought that comments speculated that Soundwave would be the bad guy in this one. That looks like Shockwave in the center pic. Maybe he just shows up?

  • April 27, 2011, 10:50 a.m. CST

    No its Shockwave, thedefiantone

    by D.Vader

    Shockwave has always been mentioned as a villain. But I'm pretty sure Soundwave comes back too.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:51 a.m. CST

    IF the movie fails...

    by 2007

    the haters will swarm (ie TF2). If the movie succeeds the haters will cry out in the streets ala TF1. Either way these talkbacks prove that these people don't deserve a single thing from filmmakers. TF3 will be the biggest movie of the year, I've seen the trailer in 3D and it does nothing but ask for the general publics money. Just like the superbowl spot, haters will talk all the game they want but at the end of the day, everyone was wowed. Trailer drops tmr, twitter shuts down.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:53 a.m. CST

    those are stills?!?

    by JAMF

    i actually thought it was concept art till i clicked to the bigger pics, and it still kinda looks like concept art haha

  • April 27, 2011, 10:54 a.m. CST


    by Meadowe

    I can understand Robocop being more human towards the end of his first movie and then being more monotonous again for his 2nd (you know ocp wouldn't be too thrilled at their property having too much sentience) but for Bumblebee to be able to speak at the end of tf1 than go back to being like that dude from that old movie Wild Thing who just speaks like a radio is just damn dumb.

  • Find some new ideas, Hollywood.

  • April 27, 2011, 11 a.m. CST


    by NightArrows

    QUOTE: "One of the major themes of this film is the stress of finding your first real job, something that Bay sees as a major rite of passage akin to getting your first car, which was the sort of emotional heart of the first film for Bay." Wow, so we get piles and piles of indecipherable robots fighting each other, and fucknut LeBeef stressing over getting his first job. OH and throw in some hilariously timely "Three's Company" style joke! Way to "up the ante" Bay, you fucking mongoloid. Whatever. I didn't pay to see the second steaming pile of shit robot movie from Michael Bay (having learned my lesson the first time, though I was subjected to it during a home viewing) and I won't pay to see this steaming pile of shit robot movie from Michael Bay. That goes against most of my "give the movie a chance" mottos, but it's Bay and I know fully well what to expect from that idiot.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Please defend and apologize for

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    Terrible action scenes 2 and half hour army/GM commercial Male dogs humping Leg humping robots Pissing robots Farting robots Robot testicles John Turturro hairy ass Cussing illiterate racial stereotype robots Sloppy script Incoherent story Obvious plot holes Excessive amounts of continuity errors Terrible acting Crap dialogue Toilet humor Midget jokes Cheesy Linkin Park score

  • April 27, 2011, 11:10 a.m. CST

    It looks Better than Rebecca Black's "Friday" Music Video!

    by aphextwin

  • April 27, 2011, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Oh shit, they destroyed the building I work in downtown

    by Terrence

    Very nice.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Looks okay

    by Sanyi

    But I have my doubts. I mean the first Transformers was crap. The second one was worse. How exactly they want to pull this out of the shit? I hope it will be fine, by the way.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:21 a.m. CST

    The first Transformers was a great action film.

    by Smashing

    It was exciting, funny, tight and most of all breathless, the second shit all over the 1st legacy and I wonder if he can ever pull back from that? So far the same story has been told in all 3 films, they've been here a while, we didn't know, apart from we did as we found that out in the 1st film. Anyway what seems to be happening here is that Mr Bay realized that in ROTF, hey roll on the floor... hmm, anyway again he realised that in the second film the Decepticons "revealed" themselves worldwide and it didn't affect the plot or story at all. He seems to be trying to rectify this glaring plot hole, good luck right. My favourite scene in ROTF is when we see Mixmaster transforming to robot mode atop the Brooklyn Bridge, he is a cement mixer, how did he get up there? did he drive? I'd thought that was Soundwave in the trailer and when I realised it wasn't and was a lorry that was on top of a bridge and Soundwave just sat in space raping satellites that I was seeing a metaphor for the film, turgid, batshit, uncool crazy. Here's hoping number 3 is better than Bays number two.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:38 a.m. CST

    "It was exciting, funny, tight and most of all breathless"

    by YackBacker

    smashing, I have a chubby going with that kind of talk...

  • April 27, 2011, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Hey let's drive this really big bug shaped spaceship through

    by UltraTron

    these buildings! It's the way you attack things. You just drive an aircraft carrier into them.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Looks like someone played a lot of Halo

    by purplemonkeydw

    Seriously, that looks exactly like hord ships from Halo.

  • Really- other than giant locusts attacking Chicago in Bert I Gordon's 'The Beginning of the End,' how many other films show Chicago as being attacked? I still remember in ID4, they just glossed over our demise by saying it 'occurred after the original major cities were destroyed.' I'm still trying to figure out what that glowing around those towers is going to produce- when they were filming here, they had broken pieces of them scattered on the ground with Dempsey and LeBeouf fighting.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:56 a.m. CST

    I hope there's a human love story

    by KoolerThanJesus

    Because without significant human interaction and a love story I can't relate to giant robots fighting.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:58 a.m. CST


    by BSB

    This will suck.

  • April 27, 2011, 12:03 p.m. CST


    by jimmy_009

    Just forget this garbage already. It was garbage 25 years ago, it's garbage today. The first two movies are abysmal. What makes you think this one will be better. The "scale" was pretty big on the second one two, that didn't make it a good movie did it?

  • April 27, 2011, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Transformers were awesome toys.

    by frank

    Great concept and well made. It was a stupid idea to make a movie based on a line of toys in the first place, but even so I think we could have done a lot better than these films. After being appalled by the first movie, I refused to see the second and will only watch the third if I am forced to, Clockwork Orange-style. Awful movies in every regard. I don’t even think Megan Fox is very attractive.

  • April 27, 2011, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Drew's article

    by chuckmoose

    From the HitFix article: "if you hate the sense of humor from the first two films, you'll probably hate the sense of humor in this one as well" Enough said. As much as I want to enjoy spectacle I can't get past the rest of it.

  • April 27, 2011, 12:46 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius


  • Die in the most painful way possible you piece of shit

  • April 27, 2011, 1:01 p.m. CST

    "Cussing illiterate racial stereotype robots"

    by magic_ninja

    I find it hilarious that only pansy liberal white people with white guilt are the only people that were offended by the "racism" in the last movie. Remember kids, racism is bad unless it's against white people!

  • April 27, 2011, 1:07 p.m. CST

    The second film

    by Scrunchie-Scroochie

    I think we can all agree that the second film was objectively one of the worst films ever made in the history of cinema. It was monumentally, catastrophically, almost incomprehensibly awful. It was so bad, that even if this new film is ten times better, it will still be complete shit.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Transformers 3 will suck

    by shran

    the money right out of everybody's pockets. I see the movies for what they are: Big, dumb action movies about giant robots fighting each other. Stuff get's blown to hell and flashy, loud things happen in a theater. If Bay keeps the idiocy of robot balls, robot piss, robot humping, and racially stereotyped robots out it will be a big, dumb waste of time that I will watch with my kids because they like that sort of thing. With the utter lack of good Saturday morning programming a Transformers movie sort of fills that void. Let's not forget that this is a movie series based on toys and cartoons. Citizen Kane it 'aint. If you were expecting to see some mind blowingly social relevant commentary I am afraid you have stepped into the wrong theater. This is Plan 9 From Outer Space stuff.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:09 p.m. CST


    by BSB

    I'm psyched again.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:14 p.m. CST


    by BSB

  • April 27, 2011, 1:17 p.m. CST

    ramirez, how could you possibly like these movies?

    by frank

    I felt embarrassed while watching the first one, afraid that other people in the theater might think that I was stupid enough to be enjoying what was going on on screen. If I were you I wouldn’t be quite so open about liking TF2. That’s something I would recommend playing close to your vest. Just some friendly advice. Sincerely, franks_television (Not fat or basement-dwelling, but kind of a loser.)

  • April 27, 2011, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Saw a trailer for it before THOR...

    by V'Shael

    It was almost over before I realised it was Transformers. It was a great trailer, but I won't watch the movie.

  • Fail.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Is it over? Please say this is the last one with Bay!

    by OnO

    Please let this be the last one with Bay. Please let this shit end. No Dinobots No Unicron. Fuck you Bay if that's true. What they don't understand is McGee could've pulled the same numbers because it's fucking transforming. Kevin Smith said it best just make a movie with them transforming against a white backdrop and you'd still fucking clear a million.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:27 p.m. CST

    cos you could do better (rolls the eyes)

    by Witwiki50

  • April 27, 2011, 1:31 p.m. CST

    NOW I understand

    by NightArrows

    I thought I hated these movies because they had shitty writing, pathetic stories, terribly incomprehensible actions scenes, lame-ass "humor", horrendous design and just an all-around taste of ass. When ALL ALONG it was because I was beholden to "Boxy robots from the 80's"... Either way I'm glad I hate these movies and aren't some kind of douche river who actually, :snicker:, LIKES these movies! HAHAHAHAHA I can sleep well at night.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:38 p.m. CST

    really enjoyed the first two

    by Mr X

    i know i know it's unfashionable to say.. but i did! But with the glut of superhero movies coming out this summer, totally forgot about this one.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:56 p.m. CST

    "I hate every movie Michael Bay makes!"

    by Uncle Pooky

    "You would think at some point I'd stop watching them!"

  • Horrible camera work on the second one and most of the first. Give me some sense of scale and quit hiding FX with shakeycam closeups.

  • April 27, 2011, 2:29 p.m. CST


    by blackwood

    I didn't hate the first one. Sure, it was stupid and kind of crappy, but it had some nice moments, a bit of a GREMLINS vibe in some scenes, and aside from the consistently incomprehensible action was sort of fun. The second needs not be spoken of. Except to say I don't think I ever made it through the whole thing. Not it one sitting, anyway. But, you know, robots in 3D. I am tempted.

  • April 27, 2011, 2:35 p.m. CST

    New X-Men First Class Theatrical Trailer

    by firewhale

    /Film, Hitfix, Dark Horizons, ComingSoon, and CHUD all have stories up about the new X-Men First Class theatrical trailer. Guess which site doesn't? Sigh.

  • And that's what makes Bay a technically savvy hack.

  • April 27, 2011, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Helping clear the way for further urban gentrification

    by donkingkong

  • April 27, 2011, 3:53 p.m. CST


    by firewhale

    Glad to help. RSS feeds are where it's at. I've got a toolbar of them docked at the top of Firefox and a couple times a day (okay, more than a couple), I just mouse across them and see what headlines are up at each site. Actually having to visit each site multiple times per day would drive me nuts. Cheers. And, yes, the new trailer does indeed look awesome. The first one to get me cautiously optimistic...

  • April 27, 2011, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Hiring an underwear model doesn't scream "I'm trying to make a great movie!"

    by alienindisguise

    All it says is that Megan Fox refused to do anal

  • April 27, 2011, 4:09 p.m. CST

    ass ass and more ass

    by disfigurehead

    MAYBE netflix.

  • April 27, 2011, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Mihael Bay fuck ass fuck fucking piece of shit!

    by AsimovLives

  • April 27, 2011, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Do idiots actual hate these films or do they hate their continuing success!

    by CeejayNightwing

    You have to be a grade A fool/Idiot to demand much from a movie based on Toys for a start, and if you can't enjoy these films then you really should move onto one of the large amount of movie series out there. But to continually diss this stuff after its undeniable success on a regular basis? Man, you have to possess some serious character flaw that requires a lot of growing up to even reach the level of the children these toys were originally made for. The first film was an fantastic and entertaining action flick, the 2nd was a good spectacle but an undisciplined mess. But in truth all these movies have to deliver is big robots hitting each other so I aint expecting anything more from the third but more spectacle and what ever bonus that comes with it. Love itr or hate it the movie will more than likely make more money than its predecessors and be amongst the biggest films of the year as usual!

  • April 27, 2011, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Anyone find it funny that Shia has spent most of his time...

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    "running" throughout this franchise? Plus shouldn't he be thinking the Deceptions for getting him girls? No Deceptions + No invasion = No girls!!

  • April 27, 2011, 4:54 p.m. CST

    I've Seen the Trailer and it STILL has the SHITTY Dialogue

    by D o o d

    Shitty Actors, A Hot Babe, Dumb Robots, Tons of CG..... So explain to me how this will be different to Transformers 2..?!!

  • April 27, 2011, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Ceejaynightwing, the answer is...

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    their continuing success! I personally find the TF films, like most Bay films to be loud and MORE LOUD!!! Nothing of substance and forgettable characters. Do I support the films? No. I tend to download them or redbox em'.

  • April 27, 2011, 5:41 p.m. CST

    AssimovLives = Homophobic Bigot

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Never met a gay slur he didn't like.

  • April 27, 2011, 6:12 p.m. CST

    UNICRON is the only thing that would peek my interest in this weak bullshit.

    by the Green Gargantua

  • April 27, 2011, 6:43 p.m. CST


    by Charger

    Well said, sir. Well said.

  • April 27, 2011, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Ther are a couple of reasons to have at least a little hope...

    by conspiracy

    1. He ditched that moron Megan Fox...not that her inability to act had any bearing on the finished Quality of the first two...but still...anyone dumb enough to get herself fired from a Michael Bay film has to be a drag on the overall product in some way. 2. Even better...he got new writers. Maybe we can move away from running, screaming and robotic pissing and get at least a Saturday Morning Cartoon level of depth and seriousness out of the story this time.

  • April 27, 2011, 6:53 p.m. CST

    I saw the first two in theaters, I'll probably see this one as well

    by tbransonlives

    I didn't mind the first one, but the second was pretty awful.<p> I have a feeling getting baked out of my skull and seeing it in 3D would help my enjoyment. Also remembering that it ain't Shakespere and it's a giant toy commercial will help.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:46 p.m. CST

    'yay. this better not stink'...only a moron would write that

    by quantize

    Of course it LOOKS cool BUT WILL STINK LIKE THEY ALL HAVE wtf, are you a complete fool?

  • ...he'd probably give J.J. Abrams' SUPERMAN script a positive review today.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Blue city

    by diseptikon

    What you dont realize is that they will blue screen the blue city into a purple city for the decepticons.

  • Seriously. Do you LOVE Britney Spears? Can't get enough Ke$hA and Lady Gaga on a daily basis? HUGE "Twilight" fan? Because unless your answers are yes,yes,yes,YES!!!!!GOOD GOD YES!!!!!!, you're a fucking imbecile. Oh, and if your answers are in fact yes,yes,yes,yes,goodgodYES!!!!, then you are STILL a complete fucking imbecile. Die in a fire.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:32 p.m. CST

    The Transforminators Return


    Too bad we can't have an ultraviolent movie with humans and robots dying. I know (won't make any money) but a guy can hope.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:32 p.m. CST


    by golden tribw

    You make me want to vomit ....... onto your entire extended family ..... from a great height (at least four storeys) ....... and then catapult enormous 50lb balls of cowshit at anyone not dripping wet with vomit. Fuck you, ceejaynightwing. To death.

  • LAUGH!!!

  • April 27, 2011, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Asshole Retardmez: oh for six, retard. Wanna play again?

    by golden tribw

    You wrote: "wow, thanks for the compliment. i can only imagine you are in your late 30s/early 40s, rocking a bald head with a strangly ponytail. enjoy playing with your transformers toys that you still have from the 80s (even though at the time, you were still too old to be playing it). LehHeyLoozur ..... sincerely, mr ahole ramirez, the guy who was called a piece of shit by someone who obviously has one of the saddest lives in this TB" Not over 30, not bald, didn't care about transformers in the 80s (or ever), never had toys relating to any comic/cartoon/franchise, not socially inept, don't have a sad life. That's oh for six, retard. Wanna play again?

  • April 27, 2011, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Chicago's screwed? What about the moviegoer?

    by kiwicanuck

    The one who lines up for this SHIT? Anyone over the age of 9 who enjoyed this crap has got to have a mind made of metal. Embarrassing how much money is thrown at such shit.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:29 p.m. CST

    Right, Got It - Some Cool Visuals, Mind-Numbingly Awful EVERYTHING ELSE

    by NeonFrisbee

    Yawn. No thanks. Nothing to see here.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:05 p.m. CST

    The first one was great


    The second was Bay's worst movie. I have faith that Bay will turn the ship around. McWeeny's comments have me excited for this.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:08 p.m. CST

    most of the faggots that troll this site


    only like comic book movies and Magnolia. They shit and piss on some of the best action movies every year. You little faggots need some testosterone injections, maybe your cock and balls will pop out of your vagina.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:26 p.m. CST

    by Billy_D_Williams

    ATTENTION: Friday, Facebook will become owner of the publishing rights of ALL your private photos. You need to make a simple change: go to 'account', 'account settings', 'facebook Ads' (along the top), then go to 'ads shown by third parties', choose 'NO ONE' then SAVE. 2 minutes job. And (for those who haven't done this yet) please share.

  • April 28, 2011, 12:31 a.m. CST

    Oh I forgot

    by Phategod100

    My obligatory hate for all things Michael Bay and Transformer related, Rabble rabble rabble.... Shouts out to Brokebackcowboy/BSB, Mr Nice Gaius, Superninja, Yackbacker, nonsensical, and all my Transformer Talkbacker OG's, and a special shout out to Donny 2'C's it was fun yall.

  • April 28, 2011, 2:58 a.m. CST

    what is that shit in the first picture???

    by sam jacksons wig

    Who the fuck cares, it's Michael (G)ay and it will suck a million donkey balls anyway!!!

  • April 28, 2011, 3 a.m. CST

    oh that cunt dioxholster hasn't shown up here as well!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    I had hoped he'd died nastily.

  • April 28, 2011, 4:56 a.m. CST

    Looks like a really nice

    by MajorFrontbum game. Xboxers should be happy with that.

  • April 28, 2011, 5:42 a.m. CST

    Nordling -- the 2nd was better than the first

    by ninpobugei

    ...though you could make a drinking game out of every time one of the military types said "bring the rain".

  • April 28, 2011, 7:59 a.m. CST

    They said the exact same things about 2

    by Ninkynonk

    "On a more epic scale!" "Look's amazing!" "Bay's really going for it this time!!" Blah, blah, blah. It still doesn't change that fact that I can't tell the difference between a standard Transformers action scene and an earthquake in a trashheap

  • April 28, 2011, 8 a.m. CST

    Celeste Thorson

    by Analisa Palinsad

    Please someone help me... Please post some news, articles & Photos about my Favorite <a href="">femme fatale</a> Celeste Thorson. She's my Favorite Hollywood Actress. Thank you

  • April 28, 2011, 9:22 a.m. CST

    'michael_jacksons_cold_dead_pale_corpse '

    by quantize

    just a generic corpse by the sound of it... no brain either.

  • April 28, 2011, 9:24 a.m. CST

    'faggot's ass '

    by quantize

    people who go about 'faggot's' tend to be a bit obsessed. Try getting out of your closet Mr Generic Angry Loser™

  • April 28, 2011, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Ah yes, there's... erm... and that one's... um....

    by photoboy

    So once again, a bunch of unrecognisable scrap metal that Bay thinks are Transformers. Wake me up when Bay has been fired and someone competent has been hired to do the reboot.

  • April 28, 2011, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Quote of the month

    by NightArrows

    "It still doesn't change that fact that I can't tell the difference between a standard Transformers action scene and an earthquake in a trashheap" HAHAHAHA! That's fantastic AND completely true!

  • What is it with AICN and their severe hard-on with the worst most untalented hacks in Holywood? Can anybody explain that shit?

  • April 28, 2011, 9:46 a.m. CST

    "A beetle attacking Chicago". The attack of the monstrous VW Car.

    by AsimovLives

    VW, they are german, now they are gigantic.

  • April 28, 2011, 9:49 a.m. CST

    "Bay attempting to do that on a different scale"

    by AsimovLives

    It mean Bay spending even more of other people's money so he can make more overblown usless CGI bullshit that does not help to advance the story one iota, thus reducing the movie's commercial chances at the box office. And Dreamworks and Paramount keep hiring this fuck ass? Madness!

  • April 28, 2011, 9:51 a.m. CST


    by sam jacksons wig

    Michael "The death of cinema" Bay feltches rancid spunk out of a dead tramps arsehole, spits it at a cinema screen and lo!!! Transformers 3- the Dark of the Moon is born!!!

  • April 28, 2011, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Asi!!! Expected you to show up mate!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

  • April 28, 2011, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Asi, not only do they keep hiring him, they pay him a fuck load!

    by sam jacksons wig

    He must be polishing Spielbergs circumsized helmet with his snake like tongue while taking it in the arse from David Geffen......

  • April 28, 2011, 9:55 a.m. CST

    They picked 3 of the worst movie stills ever!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    But saying this is Bay they could have covered whatever he put out there in solid gold and ivory and it would STILL look like a bag of shite.

  • April 28, 2011, 9:57 a.m. CST

    winona_ryder... Bays worst movie is number 2?

    by sam jacksons wig

    It's up against some fucking stiff competiton... and yes, Bays movies ARE number 2 and he is the fucking pap smeer tat follows them.

  • April 28, 2011, 10 a.m. CST

    I would rather fuck a bleeding aids infected cunt than watch this shit.

    by sam jacksons wig

  • April 28, 2011, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Damn, Sam, tell us how you really feel


  • April 28, 2011, 10:11 a.m. CST

    kingofmilwaukee, TRASHFUCKMERS 2 was 2 hours 40 minutes too long.

    by AsimovLives

  • You think critics and fans will get impressed by the movie's box office sucess if it's a whole pile of shit? Think again.

  • April 28, 2011, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay learning form his mistakes?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    by AsimovLives


  • April 28, 2011, 10:18 a.m. CST

    A festering pit filled with leprous faggots fucking your mouth for eternity..

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...and listening to the crazy frog 24/7 while satan belches white hot vomit into your weeping souless eye sockets is preferable to watching this whoring bag of wank offal.

  • And a professional reviewer who has hopes for TR3 after the terribleness that was the first two? Who is he? Does he work for a studio on the side or something?

  • April 28, 2011, 10:26 a.m. CST


    by nicegoogly

    The Jett Jaguar reference has officially crowned you king of this talkback. Might as well close the thread after that.

  • April 28, 2011, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Transformers did not rape my childhood, only my sister

    by nicegoogly

    I kid, I don't have a sister. The first one sucked. The second one was marginally better, even though many would say it was worse. I hope this one is good. No matter how much I dislike the first two, I saw them in the theater and I own them on Blu-Ray (how could you not with crazy visuals and sound and they are usually pretty cheap for purchase). I have hope this will be better because I want it to be better. I want a good transformers movie that pays homage to the series and not merely name nondescript transformers with various names from the series. Chastising someone for holding out hope that the third installment will be better is actually agreeing with you Assy, that the first two suck. Renaming it Trannyformers or Transfuckers or whatever does not drive your point any further. And before you go into it, please don't explain the scientific impossibility of the transformers or how star trek is better blah blah blah. Star Trek is better, but comparing the two is further than apples and oranges. More likes fruits and vegetables at that point.

  • April 28, 2011, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Doctor Who Breaks BBC America Ratings Record! Suck It, Diox!


    "Doctor Who" is continuing its inevitable takeover of America. The premiere of the sixth season of the rebooted, legendary British sci-fi franchise drew BBC America's highest-ever ratings for a telecast when it aired on Saturday. 1.3 million people tuned in to see the return of the Doctor, Amy Pond, Rory and River Song. (As you might have surmised, some HuffPost Media editors are also big "Doctor Who" fans.) That's 71,000 more than the channel's previous record--which was also a "Who" episode.

  • April 28, 2011, 10:53 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Good to know you enjoy DOCTOR WHO. Can you believe that show is going on since the early 1960s? And i'm loving the new Doctor, Matt Smith, and his companion, Amy Pound played by the super-lovely Karen Gilliam, is pure sex on legs.

  • April 28, 2011, 10:55 a.m. CST

    sam jacksons wig

    by AsimovLives

    If there is ever found a children sex dungeon below Michael Bay's house, like in Donnie Darko, i wouldn't be suprised in the slightest.

  • April 28, 2011, 10:58 a.m. CST

    asi, haven't seen the new episode yet


    but I like Matt and Karen Gillan is delicious. Tom Baker is still my favorite Doctor, so I know the history.

  • April 28, 2011, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Asi- it's Amy Pond matey!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    However I would love to pound Amy Pond.... And Bay is a cocklovers delight... He wears special glasses which help him see the real world exploding in CGI and dollar signs all the time. After Transformers star Megan Fox insinuated in an interview that the last installment was hardly Shakespeare, Director Michael Bay retorted that Fox still had "a lot of growing up to do." Bay then announced plans to do a Romeo & Juliet remake. The director said that in his version Juliet will have "way bigger jugs," but the two lovers will still die in the end... in a massive fucking explosion.

  • April 28, 2011, 11:10 a.m. CST

    that_said_the_choppah - words cannot describe how much I loathe that cunt...

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...but I'm having a fucking good try....

  • April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m. CST

    And Bay ended up agreeing with Megan Fox that Transformers 2 sucked, after all


    Plus she's smart enough to stay far away from this turd.

  • April 28, 2011, 11:43 a.m. CST

    michael bay is a genious. . .

    by LUIS

  • Until then, i just though she was a dumb bubblehead, dumb enough to be in two Mickey Bay movies ina row. But after her demolishign tirade agaisnt him, i gained respect for her. Aparently there realy is more to her then meets the eye. On Michael Bay, however, there's nothing more to them then meets the ass-hole. A statue made of shit resembling Bay wouldn't mannage to catpure what a pile of shit he really is.

  • there are a lot of homosexual authors, writers, painters, directors, artists, actors that i admire and count them as some of my favorites. No, a faggot is some sdumb ass in-the-closet retard idiot who is so closed up in his own hypocrisy and stupidity he compeltly sublimates his urges by acting all mysogenic impulses by seeing women turn into the lowest type of plastic dolls and whored up fuir futher degradation, and dumb asses who loves big ass explosions for no other reason that explosions explode. In movies. People who enjoy Michael Bay movies and mistake them for good movies and him for a good filmmaker worth of trust and good will are cunt-ass faggots of the lowest most miserable kind.

  • April 28, 2011, 12:39 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    So Drew McWeeney is the famous Moriarty? Wow! Well, that explains it. I know who Moriarty is/was because i have read his old reviews, sicne soemtime si like to check out the old AICN stuff, in what i call my archeological diggings. Well, i have to say, the Moriarty did was one shameless ass-kisser of Bay, despiste his atempt to sound like he was independent and rational and shit. Did he had some deals with him or something?

  • April 28, 2011, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Can't believe

    by CT1

    Somebody's real name is "McWeeny" rofl

  • April 28, 2011, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Read Drew's reivew and...

    by Norm

    When he says "If you hated Bay's humor in the first two, you'll hate it in the 3rd". So basically, in the middle of an epic alien invasion movie we'll still have idiotic racist robots and dogs peeing on giant robots. Redbox. $1 is all you get Bay, you fucking hack.

  • Which is to be expected. The fools who believed Bay took lessons from the second movie are just retard gullible idiots who believe any shit that hack frauds tell them. Is it any suprise that the fans of Bay and Abrams overlap?

  • April 28, 2011, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Not true, 'drain


    ScarJo trumps MegaFox

  • April 28, 2011, 3:11 p.m. CST

    I will fucking pirate tranny formers 3 and burn it to disc...

    by sam jacksons wig

    just so I can say that I have not paid for the cunt and have something to physically destroy without ever resulting to watching it. And I will do so picturing the disc as Michael Bays smug looking face as I am repeatedly stamping on it.

  • April 28, 2011, 3:15 p.m. CST

    braindrain- not on your nelly!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    IM 2 was a wasted opportunity that most looked forward to whereas Tittyformers 2 was always set up to be useless bowl of cunt drippings. And I will still wattch IM 3 when it is eventually made. I would rather castrate myself with a fucking blow-pen than force my eyes to behold 1 fucking frame of Bays utter moronic whore bilge.

  • April 28, 2011, 3:18 p.m. CST

    So Drew McWeeney was Moriarty?

    by sam jacksons wig

    No wonder the thick cunt changed his name. His reviews were shite. And I wish he would just fuck off all over again.....

  • April 28, 2011, 3:29 p.m. CST


    by Nick

    Hope Optimus yells that!

  • April 28, 2011, 4:08 p.m. CST


    by Teddy Artery

    The thing Lucas was always able to do was to present visually distinctive, different looking robots. Bay is unable to appreciate the audiences confusion over what blackish blob of metal parts they might be watching at any given time. He seriously needs to be given a primer in visual distinction.

  • April 28, 2011, 4:29 p.m. CST

    sam jacksons wig, you ignorant cunt

    by Roger Moon

    You're as thick as cow shit and only half as useful.

  • April 28, 2011, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Don't start a fight with my pal Sam Jackson's Wig


    It's a fro man. You don't mess with da fro.

  • April 28, 2011, 6:47 p.m. CST

    look it's the regular scene in a Bay talkback


    a bunch of silly Magnolia fans hurling poo like a bunch of smelly chimpanzees in a zoo. I didn't know they had dvd players at the zoo to screen Magnolia and The Fountain for the shit flinging chimps, but I guess they do.

  • April 28, 2011, 7:11 p.m. CST

    More robot action! Less Shia spazzing the fuck out!

    by Onin Solstice

  • April 28, 2011, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Same horrible trailer as last movie


    SO it will be the same horrible movie as the last plot...hollow characters...

  • April 28, 2011, 10:17 p.m. CST


    by TopHat

    That's all this is. The movie itself AND the way some people talk about it. "It makes a lot of money, so, that means its good." "Large groups of people wouldn't go to see something that was bad." "Its marketed as a big summer blockbuster, and that's what it is, so, you can't question it." "Just think how many JOBS this film provided people working on it." "Sure, there are ethnic sterotypes, but, hey its all in good fun!" "'Bout time Hollywood made a movie honoring our brave soldiers." "Nothing wrong with showing how our warriors will take down anyone who threatens our freedom!" "Fuck you liberal pussies who don't like big action scenes." "We will destroy any brown-colored fuck who hates us." "...I mean, we'll destory any space robot who hates us..." "Ronald Reagan."

  • April 29, 2011, 1:34 a.m. CST

    bacon_aesthetic - is that the best you can do?

    by sam jacksons wig

    You stupid diseased rectal belch of a whores son. Go back to jerking off over "Bad Boys" while your father fucks your brother you thick as pig shit fuck faced cunt bucket. i have been called worse things by people twice as smart as you, and even then they had to be sent back to a spastics home you fucking cock. What are you gonna do, eh? Useless impotent fuck rag. Internet hard man, aren't you you dribbling lttle shit?

  • April 29, 2011, 1:37 a.m. CST

    christian_bale- I am normally quite reserved, however...

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...two things piss me off more than anything. 1) Michael Bay. 2) Internet hard men like this stupid fucker bacon_aesthetic. As for name calling, he can bring on all he can. I really don't give a shit what some paedophile thinks.....

  • April 29, 2011, 1:39 a.m. CST

    I get it! bacon_aesthetic is fucking Drew McWeenys arsehole.

    by sam jacksons wig

    Stupid halfwit mother fucker.

  • April 29, 2011, 2:37 a.m. CST

    sam jacksons wig

    by AsimovLives

    I did not pay to watch Trashfuckmers 2, if you know what i mean. and still i had to be dared by friends to watch. We all almost fell asleep with pure boredom, and by the end we were totally regreatful we even bothered watching that crap. To say we deeply regreated it is an understatment. Michael Bay, the untalented assclown who mannages to make movies which are both over-edited and boring.

  • April 29, 2011, 2:38 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Pussy, you redefine irony.

  • And good luck they to seperate the good guys from the bad. The only clue is that TWO of the good guys are one coloured yellow and the other red, and that's it.

  • April 29, 2011, 3:47 a.m. CST

    ay's Trashfucker = Bay's Trashfuckmer

    by AsimovLives

  • There's no greater irony then a Michael Bay fanboy calling others stupid.

  • April 29, 2011, 4:16 a.m. CST

    This looks.... amazing!

    by Eternal Optimist

    I was disappointed with the last movie but this actually looks.... like everything I want from a Transformers movie! When he's firing on all cylinders, Bay can be.... one of the best action directors... in the world. This is going to... TRANSFORM eyeballs into dust. Bring on Transformers 3!! Bring on... fun!

  • April 29, 2011, 4:29 a.m. CST



    You really do live up to your tb handle, don'tchya buddy? Is there anything you hate? Serious question, man.

  • April 29, 2011, 4:33 a.m. CST


    by Eternal Optimist

    Internet trolls. They make me feel.... less optimistic for the human race!

  • April 29, 2011, 7:01 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Dude, it's just a photo... a photo of stoped things in pose. It's not really an image of the movie, in motion with the obnoxious shaky-cam bullshit that Bay always misuses, and without the overbearing sound effects and the stupid crappy sountrack that goes with it. and it tells absolutly nothing about the plot or the dialogue either. Guessing the quality of this movie merely from this photos is foolhardy. Specially considering from which director this came from. If people cna't learn from the crap shit from the past that Bay made, when what's the use? Basy will not magically turn into a good directr and make a good movie just because of fairy dust from the good wishes of the geeks. Reality says otherwise.

  • April 29, 2011, 7:06 a.m. CST


    by Eternal Optimist

    But the trailer looks very good! The last two movies suffered from story problems but Bay's directing style is... perfectly suited to these movies and, if you don't think that you're going to have fun here, your opinion may soon be... transformed! You just have to stay positive! There are far too many negative thinkers on Aint It Cool! It's time to be hopeful for the wonders that we may soon witness in... the dark of the moon!

  • April 29, 2011, 7:41 a.m. CST




  • April 29, 2011, 7:46 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Sorry to disagree, but the trailer look terrible. It's the usual typical Michael Bay bullshit. And even if for the sake of argument that trailer was good, if i had 5 bucks for each good trailer from every bad movie, i would richer then Bill Gates. And there is a difference between being optimistic and being gullible, i say.

  • April 29, 2011, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Are there too many negative thinker sin AICN? Yes and no.

    by AsimovLives

    There are people in here who seems to only trash for the sake of trashing. but those are far lesser then many would chose to believe. The thing is, many people do have legitimate reason to be skeptical and expect the worst abot the blockbusters anounced in here. Becasue too man ypeople in here have been disapointed too many times to count from movies with had a ferocious advertizement campaign which promised kickass movies and in the end the product was far, far below the expectations that were build up. You cna't criticise this people for being burned by the usual holywood marketing bullshit. Of which Bay's latest is another crystal clear example. Being skeptical is a virtue.

  • April 29, 2011, 10:54 a.m. CST

    mr ahole ramirez

    by AsimovLives

    "I dont believe someone should spend sooooo much time disliking a director/writer" That's your PERSONAL phisolophy of life, and as tha,t it's personal. And no, crappy movies like TRASHFUCKMERS 2 are worst movies then the bad DTV movies you aforementioned. Because with a giant budget ther eis absoluitly no excuse whatsoever for the fuck ups that Bay does. a really low budget can excuse a lot. A giant budget like the Bay's Trashfuckmers movies excuse absolutly nothing. The fact his movies are so expensive and they out s bad only makes it worst. What i don't understand why are you so ready to be such supporters for corporative souless filmmaking like the Bay's and Abrams' movies. You guys identify so much with the corporative mindset? As for what you think is an hater, i have seen all too often that people are pretty careless about who they clal that, and wrong as well. A hater is not somebody who dislikes crap movies for good reasons, you know?

  • April 29, 2011, 12:50 p.m. CST

    My God it's all about uncovering the faking of the moon landings!

    by alexander

    Damage Control via Optimus Prime people! Putting a blanket over that fire!... snoogins?

  • They say Orci and Kurtzman weren't involved with this movie? Bullshit! Their name doesn't show up in the credits, that's all, but those two assclowns sure did script-doctored this crap.

  • April 29, 2011, 1:43 p.m. CST


    by Eternal Optimist

    Call me gullible all that you want! I don't mind. I'm happy to look forward to new movies! I remember people saying that... Guy Ritchie's "Sherlock Holmes" would be a disaster and it wasn't. It was one of the best movies... of the year! You didn't like the 2009 "Star Trek" and that's okay. I actually had a really great time at the cinema with that movie, and will be happy... to trek to the stars with that crew for another adventure! As long as you are happy with feeling grumpy toward certain projects, that is fine! I look forward to everything because everything and anything can surprise you and, when that happens, it's... amazing!

  • April 29, 2011, 1:55 p.m. CST

    three assclowns sure do present Top Gear

    by alexander

    Jay Leno & Top Gear fans are probably one and the same

  • April 30, 2011, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Please post some news, articles & Photos Of my Favorite Actress Celeste Thorson

    by Analisa Palinsad

    Please post some news, articles & Photos Of my Favorite Actress Celeste Thorson. Celeste Thorson should play a role in this film, she would look great.