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UPDATED With HD! IMMORTALS Trailer With The Single Most Awesome Bow Ever!

Nordling here.

This isn't the official release of the trailer as it's not in HD, but Slashfilm was kind enough to embed this IMMORTALS trailer and so we present it to you in 360p glory.  Once we get the HD version, we'll post it up.

UPDATE: And now it's in HD!

I want that bow.  That shot alone sold this film to me.

Nordling, out.

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  • April 27, 2011, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Bitchin Bow!

    by zebra

    I might actually be interested in seeing this now.

  • April 27, 2011, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Every DnD geek wanted that bow...

    by Immortal_Fish

    ...30 YEARS AGO!!

  • April 27, 2011, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Bow before the bow!


  • April 27, 2011, 7:57 a.m. CST


    by BSB

  • April 27, 2011, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Original? No.

    by MorganLeafy

    Awesome? Yes!

  • April 27, 2011, 8 a.m. CST

    From the producers of 300 comes a clone of 300

    by alienindisguise

    Light/fire bows can't save this hideous looking abortion. I'm only in if Frieda gets nude. Otherwise I've already seen this turd when it was called 300 and clash of the titans.

  • April 27, 2011, 8 a.m. CST

    0:37 is pretty fucking rad.

    by Dharma4

    Reckon this is the closest we'll get to a God of War film

  • April 27, 2011, 8 a.m. CST


    by BSB

  • April 27, 2011, 8 a.m. CST

    Immortality does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    On one hand this looks awful... But on the other it LOOKS AWESOME! ....i'm confused...

  • April 27, 2011, 8:02 a.m. CST


    by BSB

    Done, and done.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:02 a.m. CST


    by GrapeFruit

  • April 27, 2011, 8:04 a.m. CST

    U'll find it in glorious quicktime

    by Ashen Shugar

    at Apple's trailers. And sad to say, I loved the visuals of THE FALL, but here it looks like evrything was shot in a room. See the broken boulder ? Looks so fake. I guess the low-cost production of 300 does not fit the visionary director that is Tarsem...

  • That's why it looks off, Cobra. That indicates a thread of fail running through this thing.

  • Would've been far better and much more marketable than the Dungeons & Dragons film they did make. Oh, and this looks fucking awful. Bargain basement '300' anyone? What IS Mickey Rourke wearing?

  • April 27, 2011, 8:05 a.m. CST

    He Really Hasn't Progressed Since "Losing My Religion," Has He?

    by Aquatarkusman

    Nothing like a 300/Clash of the Titans mash-up. BTW, THAT'S the guy that's going to play Superman? Oh Lord, with that and Snyder directing, we may all become instantly nostalgic for Superman Returns.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:06 a.m. CST


    by BSB


  • April 27, 2011, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Can't stop laughin

    by Ashen Shugar

    Michey's helmet is MAx's !!!

  • April 27, 2011, 8:10 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    bsb, you're right. On the surface this looks great. But the thread of fail is there... it's almost invisible... but somehow I sense its presence too... DAMN YOU THREAD OF FAIL!

  • April 27, 2011, 8:11 a.m. CST

    Fuck this. Make a movie based on the D&D cartoon.


    It was like Narnia but with awesome weapons and a guy with one horn on his head. It would be a great movie! They could cast the dwarf from GAME OF THRONES as The Dungeon Master. I hated that little bastard and his stupid riddles.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:14 a.m. CST



    why do they think we care about that shit? o, it's from the same guys that bankrolled a similar movie- therefore it must be as good or similar because producers don't just invest in any old thing. oh and they are as important and influential to the film as directors and writers. pft. i can only imagine there are a handful of producers in hollywood anymore...a few that hold the monopoly on it ould stand to reason that every film should say 'from the producers of' some other recent film. whoopie shit.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Why does this look like a cheap scfy channel movie?

    by claxdog

  • April 27, 2011, 8:24 a.m. CST

    That looked so bad it looked like a spoof

    by GodMars

    And the bow isn't all that sham-wow. This can't drop off the front page soon enough.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Spartans 2:Meet the immortals

    by claxdog

  • April 27, 2011, 8:27 a.m. CST

    There are hundreds of producers on every film with numerous titles

    by Larrylongballs

    It still means nothing but the marketing works.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:27 a.m. CST

    This fall - Mortals Will IM!

    by rev_skarekroe

    I liked the first few seconds, until I realized someone just decided to make Clash of the Titans vs. 300. Also, perhaps it's time for a new color palette for these kinds of movies? Creativity, people. Give it a shot.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:28 a.m. CST

    D&D film based on the cartoon would be cool....

    by KnightEternal

    ...and the bloke with the horn in his head was Venger.......and it looks like Thesus stole Hanks bow....damn, that was Shiela.....i shall stop there...

  • April 27, 2011, 8:28 a.m. CST

    Not so excited anymore...

    by dead youngling

    people need to slow down on copying 300 style so much.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:32 a.m. CST

    I'll give this film this...

    by sfgeek

    Tarsem Singh really sticks to his vision... this looks a lot like The Cell and The Fall, which, when all is said and done, works for me. The Cell was poop, but The Fall was magical. I'm in for the vision of this film and Mickey Rourke. That dude was robbed of an Oscar a couple of years ago... I'll go to my grave believing that.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:32 a.m. CST

    BwahHAHAHAHAHA that was AWFUL

    by Ray Garraty #47

    Other posters beat me to the good jokes. And yes, it does look like a spoof. "They call me...Mandible Venus Fly Trap Head. And you are?"

  • April 27, 2011, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Maybe I'm just burned out on CGI films

    by sundancekeed

    But this looks boring, dawg. They're too lazy to even go on location now? Just shoot it all on green (or blue) screen and add in EVERYTHING? Except of course, a decent script. Pass.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Watch this be one of the better movies this year...

    by Andrew Coleman

    The action looks solid at least and not "lets shake the shit out of everything so you can't tell what's happening" or worse "lets blur everything to make it look real but what we're actually doing is covering up that we can't film an action scene". I'm for sure checking this out but 11/11/11 is a while from now so they have time to work on graphics.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:34 a.m. CST

    I wear this spikey hat to stop me from sucking cock.

    by claxdog

  • April 27, 2011, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Minecraft and Skyrim come out on 11-11-11

    by c4andmore

    At least we know something good will happen on that day. <br> Seriously though, The Fall was great and I hope this one is too.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Popcorn movie

    by Kevin

    Fuck all of you who take their movies so goddamn serious. It's a mindless popcorn movie where you don't have to think alot. Just enjoy it for christsakes! Not every movie has to be Inception.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:44 a.m. CST

    This looks so delightfully campy, I may have to go see it...

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    This is exactly like something that would have come from Golan Globus twenty years ago...

  • April 27, 2011, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Knights Of The Bugs Bunny Order!

    by FreeBeer

    Helmets look like Rabbit ears, seriously. Why you wearing that stupid man suit?

  • April 27, 2011, 8:52 a.m. CST


    by Dead_Geek

    ... just clogged the toilet. Ewwwww.

  • April 27, 2011, 8:53 a.m. CST

    In all honesty, nothing about that looked good...

    by Chewtoy

    From the effects to the design to the acting to the script... Everything about that trailer feels clunky. The 300 trailers had great pacing laying out a simple but compelling story through some good lines and imagery. This didn't have any of that. This had the villain in a spike-rimmed bunny hood.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:03 a.m. CST

    I'm going to the 11:11 showing!

    by Happy Killmore

    Seriously, this looks retarded. The helmet with the ridiculous spikes, the hood surrounded with fangs/thorns/who knows what, the chick with the awful accent... Just stupid.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:03 a.m. CST

    I really want to like it, but....

    by 1badmutherf@cker

    It looks like one of those style over substance movies.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Mickey Rourke is Cutman!

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    Did Capcom fund this?

  • April 27, 2011, 9:15 a.m. CST

    iTunes trailers

    by the_one_that_says_BADMUTHAFUCKER

    just caught the trailer there in HD and I liked it. I like Tarem as a director. His visual sense is amazing. The Fall was a highly underrated film. To those complaining that the film looks like 300, well shit, just about every movie has one or more other movies that has the same visual asthetic. I'm not going to NOT see a movie because the director or cinematographer chose to use filters on the lens giving the film a certain look that another film had. I'm not going to NOT go see a movie because the director chose to use CGI over practical effects like all other movies that used CGI over practical effects. The method used to make 300 and this movie is just that, a method. All films share a common method in one way or another. Fuck that, I'm going to see it. I got better shit to do than cry over a trailer.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Why do I feel like I've already seen this movie a million times before?


    Even Hollywood's so called 'original' movies just seem like an amalgamation of stuff we've all seen before.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:17 a.m. CST

    nice to look at

    by Zatoichi

    but I am so sick of slow motion.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Bow is stolen from Shonen Jump (Bleach)

    by Musicman247

    The way that bow works is a rip-off of the Quincy bow and arrow.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Last shot in trailer is stolen....

    by goshawkf

    ......directly from House of Flying Daggers!

  • April 27, 2011, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Pretty sure that bow was stolen from...

    by Thomas

    the Greek myth of Theseus...which this movie is based on. Not Shonen Jump.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Talkbackers do love...

    by Lobanhaki2

    ...reviewing movies based on snarky, superficial appreciations of their trailers Do these people ever actually see movies, or have they too successfully given themselves reasons to avoid them all?

  • How do they get their whites so white and their colours so vibrant?

  • April 27, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    What's with the stupid hats?

    by Smööf

    There were at least three in there

  • April 27, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Rourke's helmet looks like an evil Kenny from South Park

    by Jeffrey

  • April 27, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    That IS indeed Hank's (The Ranger) bow

    by nieman

    I wonder is he also carrying Eric, the Cavalier's shield or was that Sheila's cloak? DAMMIT, the just need to do a live-action of that cartoon. I'll settle for an animated films that is a sequel with the teenagers all older after being in that world for years. The film would be their final quest and ends with them getting home...

  • April 27, 2011, 10:10 a.m. CST

    creepythinmanlives, I'm sold.

    by pizzatheface

    Normally I don't fall in love with bands that quickly (especially if I don't know the person making the recommendation), but I did this time! Brooklyn is turning out some amazing artists, eh? (i.e. Grizzly Bear).

  • April 27, 2011, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Henry Cavill was almost Batman? Bond? McSuperman?

    by King_Knut

    How?? On this showing, he has even less charisma and talent than that Aussie bloke who's name I've already forgotten. You know, the one who was in that shit Terminator film and COTTINO? Sam Worthington, that's the one. Where the fuck has he gone? In fact, who cares?

  • And I skipped 300.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:41 a.m. CST

    watched it without sound...

    by Celicynd

    And other than the "That's the bow from the D&D cartoon", my only other thoughts were "Holy crap, this is terrible!" and "Jeez, that's a lot of slow motion!"... Mostly the crap one.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Will see this 11-11-11

    by Bryan Hill

    Or maybe 11-22-11...whatever.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:58 a.m. CST

    300 meets Harry Potter

    by IamZardoz


  • April 27, 2011, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Fine, you can have the bow....I GET FREIDA PINTO.

    by gruemanlives

  • April 27, 2011, 11:16 a.m. CST

    That looked like the...

    by Brigon

    ... spiritual sequel to 300. Add a dash of clash of the titans in the addition of gods. Looked pretty nice, though the whip tossing that guy into a wall didn't seem to work that well. Was I the only one that thought of Uryu Ishida from Bleach when we saw that Bow working?

  • April 27, 2011, 11:20 a.m. CST

    SANDALS AND CGI - was that trailer cool or lame?

    by Mennen

  • April 27, 2011, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Love for the glow-bow is weird

    by Mickster_Island

  • From the producers of 300.......not a great selling point as this looks like left over scenes for 300 & Clash of the TITans......If this is anything but crap i'll grow a beard and paint it ginger like Harry..

  • April 27, 2011, 11:38 a.m. CST


    by RasporangePants

    I was about to say the same thing. Watch from 2:23 on. Virtually identical (minus the whole glowy bit). Seeing as a lot of people said he borrowed quite a bit from Baraka for The Fall, maybe Tarsem just like to reappropriate interesting shots from other movies.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Sledgehammer straight from Lowes. Hello, budget!

    by Jonathan Dixon

  • April 27, 2011, 11:41 a.m. CST

    But if the arrow doesn't have any mass

    by Saracen1

    like those don't appear to have, no it won't travel in an arc.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:45 a.m. CST

    A few shots in here look absolutely BEAUTIFUL

    by D.Vader

    Like a Caravaggio painting, particularly the slomo shot of warriors leaping into battle from the side. The lighting is fantastic. Everything else looks EXTREMELY derivative.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Mickey Rourke IS... The Venus Flytrap!

    by D.Vader

  • April 27, 2011, 11:49 a.m. CST

    That looks incredibly low budget! CHEAP!

    by Snake Foreskin

    What a craptastic looking movie!

  • April 27, 2011, 11:50 a.m. CST

    I'm pretty sure that bow was stolen from...

    by D.Vader

    The Legend of Zelda.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:56 a.m. CST

    I agree with Cobra Kai...

    by Flames gotta Eat

    This looks like a lame rip off AND kind of awesome, I dont know how to feel either. Like meeting a really cool, wonderful fat chick. And I'm kinda shocked that Tarsem did this. Didn't he toute himself on not using any CG at all for The Fall but now turns in a CG fest? Odd polar opposite for his next film.

  • April 27, 2011, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Like it.

    by blackwood

    A lot. I liked (parts of) THE CELL and (all of) THE FALL. I'm genuinely digging the look - stylized and stagey and almost Julia Taymor-ian and I'm totally cool with that. Also digging that, so far, there are no CGI monsters that look like the same variation of LOTR trolls that have been in every single fantasy film since.

  • April 27, 2011, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Canon Ball

    by jamestewart007

    Imagine what would have happened if he tried to make a giant wave instead of just diving...

  • April 27, 2011, 12:12 p.m. CST

    D.Vader you called it

    by nieman

    Rourke is AUDREY II

  • April 27, 2011, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Henry Cavill>Sam "Butterface" Worthington

    by JillianneSix

    In every way. I still don't understand how the hell Worthington came out of nowhere and landed leading roles in THREE big budget movies. He probably sucked James Cameron's cock, because he sure as fuck can't act. Henry Cavill, on the other hand, is likable and jumps easily (almost chameleon-like) from role to role. Boy can act his ass off.

  • April 27, 2011, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Anything artistically original is awesome. AND THIS IS AWESOME!!

    by LowDevil

  • April 27, 2011, 12:38 p.m. CST

    And if the bow's arrow hits you in the ass.

    by cookylamoo

    You fall in love with the soldier next to you.

  • April 27, 2011, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Lord of the 300 Gladiators of Narnia

    by D o o d

    As nice as the images in that trailer look, this guy has no skill in story telling. I'll give it a shot but both The Cell and The Fall were craptastic as movies!

  • April 27, 2011, 12:57 p.m. CST


    by BSB

  • April 27, 2011, 1:05 p.m. CST


    by kells

    Fight for better movies...Fight for mythology that doesn't suck...Fight for scripts over effects-driven shit.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:20 p.m. CST

    OK, i want to see this.

    by AsimovLives

    While this is not the best traielr i ever seen (understatment there), i suspect this movie is far better then this traielr makes it out to be to some. I can smell a better movie hidden behind a bad trailer. I have seen too many bad traielrs of good movies, and this just look like one of those. Too often, traielrs aremade by idiots in the marketing department who have not a care to stay true to the mood of the movie but to imitate the trailer of the latest hype commercial sucessful dumb bullshit movie of the moment. This trailer reeks of this. I really don't think this trailer does the movie justice. I really don't. I have a better feeling for this movie then this trailer makes it look to be.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:21 p.m. CST

    alienindisguise, it's Frida. Pinto. And Pinto is a portuguese name.

    by AsimovLives

  • April 27, 2011, 1:22 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Your confusion migth came fromthe fact this is a bad traielr form what migth be a good movie. Remember how terrible the trailer of MASTER & COMMANDER was?

  • April 27, 2011, 1:24 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Yeah, buit those arrows didn't look, like, normal. did they? Magical arrows from the gods with miraculous properties, hem? It is a movie about ancient greece heroes and gods and it's called IMMORTALS, hem? Should had clue you in to the nature of this movie, hem?

  • April 27, 2011, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Movies without sets

    by shran

    Are really starting to look dated. I'm pretty bored with the artificial look of the "scenery". It was a curiosity in Sky Captain or whatever the heck that was but it just never got much better. The fakeness of it takes me out of the story, personally. I understand it's use as a set extension but when the whole flick is computer generated it just looks flat and fake to me. Now you are in Toy Story territory without the charm, wit, and nuance. I have no real idea where all the particulars of budget a movie go but I think some of it ought to be spent on locations and sets now. You have an entire planet to choose from. It doesn't seem to work for me to create a fake version of something that actually exists. Build a world where the sky is green and the oceans are red and the plants float around freely on a computer. But a cliff overlooking an ocean? I can drive a couple hours from my inland home and see one. I guess it was easier to just use the one from 300.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:29 p.m. CST

    The only Bow I ever Wanted to Posesss....

    by cookylamoo

    Was Bow Derek.

  • April 27, 2011, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah , well I'll be seeing it at 11:11 AND

    by MoffatBabies

    taking 11 hits of acid and an 11 year old and paying 11 dollars for popcorn. Might be weird when the 11 year old asks things like.. "what's this about?" or "why is everyone moving slow?" and "are you sure you know my mommy?"

  • Enjoy friends, for it is gooooooooooooood! I loved The Fall, so this gets a ticket from me before I make a decision.

  • April 27, 2011, 2:01 p.m. CST

    the Immortals is about

    by durhay


  • April 27, 2011, 2:35 p.m. CST

    What happened to the CG abs?

    by AnnoyYou

    It's no good without the CG abs! The hell?

  • April 27, 2011, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Is that Freida Pinto? YES PLEASE.

    by William

    She is one of the hottest women on the planet. Holy shit. Oh there was a trailer for a movie somewhere in there? Hm. I'll have to rewatch it.

  • April 27, 2011, 2:38 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    I know what you mean. Freida Pinto is very distracting indeed. In a good way, of course.

  • April 27, 2011, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Clara Bow

    by MoffatBabies

    was actually the single most awesome Bow ever.

  • April 27, 2011, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Then you'd love Lucio Fulci's "Conquest"

    by Gozu

    The plot of which revolves around an eerily similar laser bow. And bone nunchucks.

  • April 27, 2011, 3:07 p.m. CST

    I wish the scenery was better

    by Marat

    Still 11:11:11 I'm so fucking there it's unreal

  • April 27, 2011, 3:20 p.m. CST


    by BSB

    Oh that changes everything. Let me watch the trailer again. Hold a sec. OH it freaking rocks now!!!

  • April 27, 2011, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Heart Bow

    by bagwanbob

    ala "The Archer: Fugitive From the Empire."

  • April 27, 2011, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Asi hem?

    by shran

    The fake scenery looks like shite. And the Venus Flytrap Mandible Helmet may be the single dumbest looking piece of costume nonsense in a year that includes Thor and GL. And what is it this 'hem" of which you speak? Do their trousers need fixing? Seriously, I could try to read your typing all day. Loads of fun and it's a good interpretive mental workout.

  • April 27, 2011, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Spear and Magic Helmet???

    by D.Vader

  • April 27, 2011, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Magic Helmet?

    by D.Vader

    (dismissively) Magic Helmet...

  • April 27, 2011, 3:39 p.m. CST


    by D.Vader

    And I shall give you a SAAAAAAM-plllllllle.

  • April 27, 2011, 3:40 p.m. CST


    by Spudwick30

    I've loved everything Tarsem has far The Fall and The Cell are both awesome fantasies. The one thing I don't like about this is: I wished they kept the original title of the film.... THE WAR OF THE GODS.... that would've rocked.

  • April 27, 2011, 3:42 p.m. CST

    <Scratches head>

    by bagwanbob

    This is just unflinchingly awful...

  • April 27, 2011, 3:52 p.m. CST

    I'm Sorry, But That Looks Fucking Horrendous

    by Crow3711

    I mean, really. And you can even tell in every shot that the actors have no idea what they are doing or acting with, because absolutely nothing in that movie besides the actors actually exists. I predict a 22% RT rating.

  • He had his comeback shot, and he went ahead and made a bunch of shit. One of the best actors on the planet, and he loves movies where he doesn't have to act. I don't get it.

  • April 27, 2011, 4:04 p.m. CST

    shran, don't be daft

    by AsimovLives

  • April 27, 2011, 4:04 p.m. CST

    by Kevin

    Chewtoy....lick my balls you dipshit.

  • April 27, 2011, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Oh Bwoonhilda

    by shran

    Yo so wuvwy.

  • April 27, 2011, 4:42 p.m. CST

    I would be more interested if Tarsem had just shot Isabel Lucas --

    by MooseMalloy

    -- and made a two hour music video out of the footage.

  • April 27, 2011, 5:06 p.m. CST

    "Yes, I know it, I can't heeellp it"

    by Lao_Che_Air_Freight

    "Oh Bwunhilda, be-ee my wove!" 60 years later, and still beloved - God Bless Termite Terrace. November? Sorry, that's Uncharted 3 time isn't it? Good luck getting me out of the house that month. (if PSN is back up by then)

  • April 27, 2011, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Bunny helmet

    by quentintarantado

    The one meant to look like scissors. From afar, it looks like bunny ears. It belongs in a Playboy commercial

  • April 27, 2011, 6:17 p.m. CST

    this is the weirdest combination of cheap/expensive ever

    by soma_with_the_paintbox

    Like they only had money for rubber armor, latex rocks and mylar capes because they spent too much money glazing every shot with HDR cum. I do like the shot of the soldiers tumbling through space; reminds me of Rembrandt or Michelangelo.

  • April 27, 2011, 6:26 p.m. CST


    by BranMakMorn

    Talkbacks are cool, we have all the snarky leveling, resistance thinking consolidated in one easy to read forum.

  • April 27, 2011, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I don't trust trailers since Sucker Punch

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • April 27, 2011, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Wow...I really REALLY wanted to see this...

    by wacko3205

    But that trailer totally saves me the disappointment & $10.99.

  • April 27, 2011, 7:41 p.m. CST

    i dont get it, whats the joke?

    by nametaken

    looked like a someone filmed a school play.

  • April 27, 2011, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Looks fucking fantastic you cynical bastards

    by theneonsamurai

  • April 27, 2011, 8:21 p.m. CST

    This is the most derivitive trailer I've ever seen...

    by Johnno

    The slo-mo, the spartan-esque stuff, the inspirational speech to the soldiers, except the dialogue sounds dumber and more cliche, and the action looks crappier, and even the yelling doesn't sound loud enough... Why not just replay 300 in a theatre with a different colour filter intersped with some action scenes of Ishida from Bleach? Maybe they can keep some of the more original cool shots from the trailer in too, but those will be far and few between...

  • April 27, 2011, 8:34 p.m. CST

    This will be a huge hit and you all know it.

    by SID 8.0

  • April 27, 2011, 9:06 p.m. CST

    I'm really sick of all this CGI saturated crap.

    by Ecto-1

    This trailer certainly looked nice and slick but really left me feeling empty.

  • April 27, 2011, 9:38 p.m. CST

    by Josh


  • April 27, 2011, 9:38 p.m. CST

    TO-DAAAY we fight for honor!

    by NoHubris

    TO-DAAY was a good day! No barkin from the dogs, no smog! Mamma made breakfast with no hog! All kidding aside (along with apologies to ICE CUBE), I think the line "Today we fight for HONOR!" is meant to be their version of "This is SPARTA!"

  • April 27, 2011, 9:39 p.m. CST

    umm.. that was crap folks

    by MurderMostFowl

    That looked entirely like outtakes from 300. And is there even a story? Yes, the bow looks cool... like the bow from the guy on the old Dungeons and Dragon's cartoon actually. But um.... does the guy have a "shoot 3 arrows get one free!" coupon or something? ( the sequence near the end... yes I know this was probably just an editing mistake on the trailer )

  • In other words...its more McDonalds cinema for people who never ate an Apple... sure, rots yer teeth, but its still shit Stop pretending a single ticket sale says anything about the quality of ANYTHING You sound like a fucking 12 yr old i hope for your sake that IS your age

  • April 27, 2011, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Whiplash's Whip minus Mickey Rourke

    by NoHubris

    Why is Whiplash's whip in this movie?

  • April 27, 2011, 10:55 p.m. CST

    looks like shit


    and it looks better than Conan.

  • April 27, 2011, 10:58 p.m. CST

    for the record Transformers was a filmed abortion

    by SID 8.0

    I stand by what I said because that is what's going to happen. Did you read that I said it was going to be an award winning film? Oh yeah go get a massage and hand release.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Totally Gay

    by Queefer Sutherland

    Maybe even more gay than 300. That's not a big deal, but the fact that it looks as STUPID as 300 is DEFINITELY a big deal. That looks FUCKING stupid. Anybody excited over this limp dick of a movie has got to be a fucking idiot.

  • April 27, 2011, 11:23 p.m. CST

    by Billy_D_Williams

    ATTENTION: Friday, Facebook will become owner of the publishing rights of ALL your private photos. You need to make a simple change: go to 'account', 'account settings', 'facebook Ads' (along the top), then go to 'ads shown by third parties', choose 'NO ONE' then SAVE. 2 minutes job. And (for those who haven't done this yet) please share.

  • I'm ashamed of you all.

  • You could tell he had his own distinctive skill behind the camera in THE CELL and THE FALL, flawed as they both were. This looks like the studio forced him into making a watered-down '300' clone almost shot-for-shot. The slo-mo whip, the sea cliffs, a lot of this looks really almost intentionally redundant -- and I can't imagine why they would want it to look like it was stolen, so I'm pretty mystified.

  • April 28, 2011, 4:09 a.m. CST

    is this direct to DVD?


    looks like Sword and the Sorcerer III

  • April 28, 2011, 6:58 a.m. CST

    The Cell ...


    Underrated .... recently watched it again and only Lopez stops it from being full-on fantastic. She did her best but most people can't get past her casting and slate the movie for it.

  • April 28, 2011, 8:24 a.m. CST

    they really need to do a God of War movie..

    by MamboMan

    directed by Ridley Scott

  • April 28, 2011, 9 a.m. CST

    Video games did that bow better

    by wellk

    Kratos has the same exact thing in the God of War games except he can fire off arrows 10x faster. Hell, even Legend of Zelda had Light Arrows. Nothing new. Movie looks alright at best.

  • Then dont blow on about how 'big it will be' nobody with a brain gives a fuck and it will prove nothing if Transformers - Fart of the moon is HUGE. shit is shit, people love shit

  • It's hardly Saint Crispian Day's Speech material, is it?

  • April 28, 2011, 11:07 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    The giant sucesses of THE DARK KNIGHT and INCEPTION also prove that people also love good movies. I find the excuse of "people love shit" to be defeatist, not to mention mysantropic.

  • April 28, 2011, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Those arrows really are magical

    by buggerbugger

    He looses three and they turn into four, mid-flight. And they all travel at slightly different speeds so that they hit their targets simultaneously. I shall see this movie.

  • April 28, 2011, 1:24 p.m. CST


    by claxdog

  • April 28, 2011, 3:42 p.m. CST

    I also liked "The Cell"

    by cookylamoo

    Scary, with a real sense of danger for the heroine and a great ticking clock.

  • April 28, 2011, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Is that the new Superman?

    by RedLeaderStandingBy

    I think we're in trouble.

  • April 28, 2011, 5:57 p.m. CST


    by dagwood

    if you're over 13 (even 14 is pushing it) you should be embarrassed to pay money to see it.

  • April 28, 2011, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Shameful, shameful rip-off

    by Geofruben

    Look up "House of Flying Daggers Bow and Arrow" on Youtube if you don't remember the scene. It's even better and more dramatic than the one in Immortals trailer. Shameful indeed.

  • April 28, 2011, 7:36 p.m. CST

    That indian chick!!!

    by Norman Colson

    Holy shit she is smoking hot!!!! Fuck fighting the gods lets have an orgy with her! lol.

  • April 28, 2011, 9:56 p.m. CST

    That Rourke accent is fucking terrible

    by Ray_Tango

    Right up there with all the shit accents in Alexander. Thinking of Angelina Jolie's Transylvanian accent still makes me laugh. Why do people keep casting Rourke in roles where he can't just play himself? It NEVER EVER works. He's simply got no range, whatsoever or doesn't anymore anyway.

  • April 28, 2011, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Oh man

    by mrbonefish

    This looks absolutely horrible. I had such high hopes. Oh well.

  • Comes a 300 knockoff staring ideas from Clash of the Titans. Is it a sequel, is it a pre-quel, is it occurring in parallel? who knows, who cares

  • April 29, 2011, 1:46 a.m. CST

    I am a fan of everything Tarsem has done.

    by Ironhelix

    I am not so sure about this though. Rourke was a fucking AWFUL choice. Some of it comes off downright silly. I smell someone meddling with Tarsem's work to make it more "mainstream". I don't know... a little disappointed.

  • April 29, 2011, 7:04 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Dude, you expecting the new Superman actor to be in a movie set in mythological ancient greece dressed up and looking like Superman? Thjey are actors, being chamelonic in their apearence is their stock in trade. And british actors are excelent at that, the chameleon thing.

  • April 29, 2011, 7:06 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Angeline Jolie's accent in ALEXANDER was albanian, which is fitting since Olympias, the mother of Alexander, was from the place where in today's time lies Albania. There was far more though put to the accents in ALEXANDER then what online smart-ass geekoids might even imagine.

  • April 29, 2011, 7:07 a.m. CST

    THE FALL gave me a lot of good will toward Tarsen.

    by AsimovLives

    It would take a godawfulness of 300 proportions to fuck it up for me.

  • April 30, 2011, 7:35 p.m. CST

    I agree that it looks kinda sweet but kinda god-awful

    by JackSlater4

    pun-in fucking-tended

  • Sept. 2, 2011, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Light at the end of the tunnel

    by Jake Anderson

    Doing some research on the Immortals film I came across this review. A movie reviewer from the Examiner was lucky enough to catch a screening of it in New Jersey. Lucky bastard! I was worried about the movie after being bogged down with negative comments everywhere. It's nice to hear from someone who actually watched the film. Tarsem apparently pulled through!!! :) Here's the review

  • Sept. 2, 2011, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Light at the end of the tunnel

    by Jake Anderson

    Doing some research on the Immortals film I came across this review. A movie reviewer from the Examiner was lucky enough to catch a screening of it in New Jersey. Lucky bastard! I was worried about the movie after being bogged down with negative comments everywhere. It's nice to hear from someone who actually watched the film. Tarsem apparently pulled through!!! :) Here's the review

  • Sept. 2, 2011, 1:19 p.m. CST


    by Jake Anderson

    I'm so excited for it! Do you not like Tarsem? I was just stoked that it got a good review already. Some guy from NJ saw it at a screening.

  • Sept. 2, 2011, 6:57 p.m. CST

    My head is spinning

    by Ben

    That article is great. The trailer is so so. Chatter is real negative in some spots and real positive in other places. I'd just like it to come out already so I can decide for myself.