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RISE OF THE APES Adds PLANET OF THE To Its Title!!
Merrick here...
ComicBookMovie is reporting (and SlashFilm has confirmed) that RISE OF THE APES - the forthcoming PLANET OF THE APES origin film which effectively reimagines the beginnings of the PLANET OF THE APES mythos - is undergoing a title adjustment.
Originally entitled CAESAR, a direct reference to Roddy McDowall's ape messiah character seen in 1972's CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES and 1973's BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, the picture was subsequently renamed RISE OF THE APES.
Evidently marketing studies found RISE OF THE APES too vague, or not provocative enough, or not marketable enough, or perhaps it just sounded too much like monkey porn for most peoples' tastes. Accordingly, the title of the James Franco, Andy Serkis-starring film will now directly reference the PLANET OF THE APES mythology whose backstory it is reworking. The movie is now called RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES.
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April 6, 2011, 7:01 p.m. CST
Otherwise the Christian Right Wing would never go see it ...
by golden tribw
Those morons would think it was an evolution doc.
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How nice and convoluted.
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What a terrible title.
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes sacrifices punchiness for specificity.
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have another banana and choke on it.
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April 6, 2011, 7:04 p.m. CST
This new title sounds like it should be a subtitle for something like "Caesar: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
by THE_CHOPPAH
Shit, I just gave them an idea, didn't I? I need to shut up.
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did anyone here actually surf the web for monkey porn when they read the title "Rise of the Apes?"
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April 6, 2011, 7:09 p.m. CST
Just call it fucking CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES already.
by ROBRAM89
That is the movie they're making. They should be proud of it, it's maybe the best one. And if it's not actually that close to the original then fuck them anyway.
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"Attack of the Phantom Rising Planet of the Apes Menace." Just saying... ??Pseudo?? Out.
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Why do my posts keep disappearing?
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Could Beaks and Nordling's final coup de grace be happening as we speak?
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Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!
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April 6, 2011, 7:15 p.m. CST
Planet of the Rise of the Conquest of the Revenge of the
by the new transported man
Battle for the Planet of the Apes: Dark of the Moon
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APE SHALL NOT KILL APE!
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April 6, 2011, 7:17 p.m. CST
rise of the planet of the apes that rise in the planet of the apes
by tommyleespenis
That sounds like a good title
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Apeshit!
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April 6, 2011, 7:19 p.m. CST
ricky retardo, you've earned your name. Jesus hates you.
by golden tribw
And I fuck Jesus on a weekly basis so he's telling me the truth.
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"This summer, James Franco will be a monkeys uncle"
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OF THE APES!
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Starring Kate monkeysale
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Silverbacks
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Really? It's pretty much how people actually believe evolution works! The premise of the story revolves around this very thing! Ever since then people will believe just about anything now, just sprinkle some 'evolution' on top and every crazy thing becomes real... It's the perfect representative of the very absurd idea it's bourne from. Anyway the title is clunky... like call it 'Planet of the Apes: Rising.' Or like... you know what? If Nolan didn't have to call 'the Dark Knight,' 'Batman continues' then I say there's every bloody reason to ignore your marketing research and just stick with the cooler sounding title. Also I think it would be awesome if we could somehow get some sort of King Kong crossover here... make it happen! Also a version of that Simpsons Musical...
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starring Serkis as James Franco and James Franco as the stone ape. Anne Hathaway as the obnoxious ape.
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I want to get off!!! Seriously...R.I.P. Troy McClure.
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I'm guessing the marketing people weren't at the meeting where they agreed on the shorter title. They obviously turned up at the next one shouting "Heeellllllloooo!! Brand recogniton morons!!!". Or something like that.
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April 6, 2011, 7:49 p.m. CST
"It's the perfect representative of the very absurd idea it's bourne from."
by William
lol fail
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Keep the old name retards!
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Marketing execs are truly the biggest morons on the planet of the humans.
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Was an awesome title. The word "Rise" is being used too fucking much. FF: Rise of the Silver Surfer. The Dark Knight Rises GI JOE Rise of Cobra Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Rise of the Footsoldier Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior Pokémon: The Rise of Darkrai Carlito's Way: Rise to Power Rise of the Dead Rize...............enough already.
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April 6, 2011, 8 p.m. CST
Beneath the Rise of The Conquest of the Planet of the Apes: With Honors
by Datascream
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April 6, 2011, 8:01 p.m. CST
Rise of The Planet of the Apes That Went Up a Hill and Came Down A Mountain
by Gozu
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will be one of the bluray extras
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...and yet its following the conventions of all the Planet of the Apes movies before it. Planet of the Apes Beneath the Planet of the Apes Escape from the Planet of the Apes Conquest of the Planet of the Apes Battle for the Planet of the Apes. Rise of the Planet of the Apes fits perfectly and actually sounds like the title of a Planet of the Apes movie and not some documentary about Jane Goodall's last days.
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April 6, 2011, 8:42 p.m. CST
The Art of The Design of The Making of The Rise of The Planet Of the Apes
by Mysterious_Volvo
will also be on there. if a bluray can hold enough data to contain the title.
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I seriously wouldn't put it past the fucking suits to call it that. At least they pulled their balls out of their ledgers long enough to recognize they haven't completely dragged the Apes legacy down far enough... just yet.
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April 6, 2011, 8:47 p.m. CST
Rise of the beginning to the prelude for the Planet of the Apes!
by LargoJr
Rolls off the tongue like a fucking concrete cinder block don't it? :)
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I have no idea why Hollywood seems to have a sudden fascination with the word RISE for use in the title of its upcoming films. I suppose we have Christopher Nolan to thank/blame for that. Personally, I think they should title the movie based on an actual line from the original Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes which this remake is based upon. If you remember at the end of the film when Ceasar is delivering his final speech, the last line he delivers is, "tonight, you have witnessed... THE BIRTH OF THE PLANET OF THE APES." There it is. Simple. To the point. And a fitting nod to the original film. Anyone who sees, hears or reads it, immediately knows or assumes that it will be a prequel/origin film to the classic film.
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wow that is perfect
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April 6, 2011, 9:15 p.m. CST
Paul Riser of the Planet Hollywood of the Ape-alachian Mountains
by Larry Knowles
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April 6, 2011, 9:15 p.m. CST
The Birth Of The Planet Of The Apes line from original Conquest...
by Ivan_Mtl
Just a correction. The last line in that Ceasar delivers in the original Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes (which this upcoming movie is based upon) is "tonight we have seen... THE BIRTH OF THE PLANET OF THE APES!" I still think it would make a more fitting title, and a nice nod to the original.
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With porn star fave Lexi Belle in it! Umm, I hear she's a fave, not that I've ever seen her perform but I hear she looked awesome as Batgirl in that Batman XXX parody.
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Nice one, leo54304.
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April 6, 2011, 9:28 p.m. CST
Planet of the Apes: Rise of the Apes: A Planet of the Apes Prequel
by hank henshaw
That's how the movie should be called. A little long, yes, but that way no one will get confusled.
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so it's emphasized how incredibly fucking stupid both titles are.
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I think what they have is just one more "OF THE" away from pure genius. Or... maybe a little further than that.
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April 6, 2011, 9:38 p.m. CST
Super Ape (get it? like Super 8, but Super Ape. Get it?)
by Larry Knowles
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Oooops, thats the title to an actual porn movie. Loved the apemen reference. Does that mean we'll see the White Ape? Prof (O)rangatang? Apeneto? Cychimp?
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Oooops, thats the title to an actual porn movie. Loved the apemen reference. Does that mean we'll see the White Ape? Prof (O)rangatang? Apeneto? Cychimp?
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April 6, 2011, 9:40 p.m. CST
At the theatre I'ma just be like, "let me get two for Apes"
by Terrence
No way am I saying all that shit and holding up the line.
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on the planet of the apes?
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From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z. No, you'll never make a monkey outta me.
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April 6, 2011, 9:54 p.m. CST
The Incredibly Strange Apes Who Stopped Rising and Became Mixed-up Zombies
by theDORK
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I don't see his name on here?
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Since when does Rise or Rises need to be in every movie title to add pizazz?
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Redundancy department of redundancy.
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Thanks for being honest, MJ.
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April 6, 2011, 11:20 p.m. CST
Am I the only one who thinks "The Rise of" in Movie titles..
by Steepdog1
..sounds stupid, is way overdone, and usually doesn't even mean anything in the context of the film?
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Tension breaker, had to be done.
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I like my film title suggestion the best!
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From the mouth of Governor Breck!
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What might the muslims think about that? Oh yeah, they're all about evolution and gay rights. Get a life.
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Not a good title AT ALL.
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You know, Nolan still has time to change the title of Batman 3. I'm kind of hoping it's been a joke all along.
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Call it "Men vs. Apes" "We evolved from them... and they aren't pleased about it."
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and it fits in with the rest of the movies. if you watch this movie first, then POTA and so on, it will all make perfect sense. the ending will be ruined for POTA, but whatever.
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"NOT DIRECTED BY TIM BURTON (OF THE APES)"
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April 7, 2011, 1:38 a.m. CST
The Rise of The Planet of The Dead George Clooney Ape: Curious George Goes Bananas...for Bananas!!!
by Delagoya
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April 7, 2011, 1:45 a.m. CST
Dawn of the Rise of the Attack of the Return of the Book of the Day of the Franchise of the Sequel of the Box Office of the Time of the Apes
by Wacky Packages
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April 7, 2011, 1:52 a.m. CST
Rise of the rebooted planet of the moneygrabbing dirty hollywood beneath the planet of the sequel to the reimaginging of the apes.
by Arkhaminmate001
YAY, more crap for hollywood to waste money on.
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April 7, 2011, 1:55 a.m. CST
Frank Jameso-Someone watched Colbert last night. Danny Elfman should score this flick. Loved his music from the shit Burton film
by ndally
Hated the Burton version but Elfmans score was fucking awesome. I doubt they will keep it but it was awesome back in the day..i loved the main title sequence but then the movie started and the feeling didn't last long I just remember seeing the Fellowship Of the Ring trailer for the first time before the movie played and subsequently came in my pants for the first time without looking at tits
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April 7, 2011, 2:06 a.m. CST
Let's go with "Rise of the Apes' Planet, Earth" and promote it as "R.A.P.E."
by Epsilon
Also, make sure Mark Wahlberg is back and looking shocked and confused in every. single. scene.
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After all, that WAS the original title of Pierre Boulle's novel :s
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April 7, 2011, 3:09 a.m. CST
Rise of the Rising Sunrise over the Rise of the Rising Planet
by JackPumpkinhead
Of the Rising Apes who Rose at Sunrise! <p> <p> There should be a few more Rises in there somewhere. And Reese Witherspoon as Rose the Rising Ape Mother.
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"Caesar, the apes are ready, sire!" "Very well. At my command, unleash the poo!"
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tee he hee.
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...would be such a better title.
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... was what I meant to write. It's still shit though.
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April 7, 2011, 4:49 a.m. CST
Everything you wanted to Know about The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes...
by DonLogan
...But were Afraid to Ask. AKA how i learned to stop worrying and love the rise of the bomb.
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Planet of the Apes - Episode I: The Ape Menace Planet of the Apes - Episode II: Attack of the Apes Planet of the Apes - Episode III: Revenge of the Apes As long as they throw their poo as a means of fighting, I'll be happy.
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April 7, 2011, 5:29 a.m. CST
Rise of the Guys who tell Lies about the Rape of the Ape who ate Grapes
by Larry Knowles
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April 7, 2011, 6:07 a.m. CST
The rise of the battle to escape the conquest beneath the planet of the Apes.
by Keith Maniac
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April 7, 2011, 6:15 a.m. CST
Based on this, FOX will probably retitle Prometheus into 'Alien: Rise of the Aliens'
by Rebel Scumb
Is this apes movie even real? Its out in August and there hasn't even been a photo from it yet
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Funny stuff!
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Fall of the Planet of the Humans:Requiem Cash Grab: The Movie Rick Baker Gotta Eat: The Movie How Long Can James Franco Stay in the Closet?: The Movie Planet of the Drapes: Rise of the Interior Decorators Rise of the Planet of the Rapes:Polanski Returns Thinly veiled metaphor about white anxiety over an African American uprising:The Movie Nat Turner and the Kingdom of the Crystal Krunk
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April 7, 2011, 7:37 a.m. CST
the dark knight rises on the planet of the apes: revelation 3D.
by vulturess
fixed.
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AHHHHH DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
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Sorry.
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April 7, 2011, 8:31 a.m. CST
This film IS a remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes...
by Arafel
...AND EVERYONE ON AICN KNOWS IT!!!!
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might as well be something more confusing and clunky
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It all kicks off when apes are asked to co-habit with drug-pushing illegal immigrants in downtown LA :)
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It all kicks off when apes are asked to co-habit with drug-pushing illegal immigrants in downtown LA :)
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April 7, 2011, 9:06 a.m. CST
The Beginning of the Start of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes: All hail Caesar
by jasvll
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Apes find treasure in the jungle, and are pursued by evil gorillas. Starring Jessica Apeba and Paul Knuckledragger.
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April 7, 2011, 9:16 a.m. CST
Legends of the Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of Theodore Roosevelt
by rosasaks
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April 7, 2011, 9:35 a.m. CST
Apes Who Stare At Goats Who Stare At Apes Who Stare At Goats
by rosasaks
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LMAO
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the game.
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but seriously, what a CRAP title. Like others have said, EVERY damn thing is "rising". Planet of the Apes: Genesis was perfectly fine. Regardless, we all know the CGI simians will suck.
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It all kicks off when apes are asked to co-habit with drug-pushing illegal immigrants in downtown LA :)
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April 7, 2011, 10:22 a.m. CST
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter… and Spring : An Ape for all Seasons!
by rosasaks
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R.I.P Heath Ledger
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April 7, 2011, 10:45 a.m. CST
"What's the point of making a remake if people don't realize it's a remake?"
by Dapper Swindler
...Is what they were thinking. Can't believe people here are dumb enough to support this movie.
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April 7, 2011, 10:57 a.m. CST
Rise of the Hollywood Accountants: Living it up when you're going down
by rosasaks
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The other reason it isn't a remake of Conquest is because technically it would appear they are trying to explain how the apes first took over, how the world changed in Taylor's absence, if you will. Conquest only happened when the time line was altered by an already intelligent ape, conceived in the future, coming back in time & bringing about man's downfall.
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Very worried.
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April 7, 2011, 11:05 a.m. CST
Rise from Beneath the Battle and Escape the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
by Scott
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April 7, 2011, 11:12 a.m. CST
Super Ape IV : The Conquest of Peace and Quiet to let a Franchise Die Gracefully
by rosasaks
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" Rise of the Apes" was a fucking cool title. But evidently the shit for brains marketing geniuses at Fox don't seem to think we could figure out through a cool poster or a cool trailer or whatever that this is a planet of the apes movie. So they hoist this over literal one on us. Why not change it to "Rise of the Remagining (i.e. a new one and not that Tim Burton you guys didn't like so well) of the Planet of the Apes" and be done with it.
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April 7, 2011, 11:17 a.m. CST
1,000 YEARS FROM NOW, THE APES WILL TELL OF HOW THEY ROSE
by BringingSexyBack
And it all began in a place called Fukushima.
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April 7, 2011, 11:30 a.m. CST
The Dark Knight Returns and Goes Away Again When the Sun Rises
by rosasaks
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April 7, 2011, 11:41 a.m. CST
The Dark Knight Has To Rise Early Tomorrow It’s A School Night Phone These Apes Instead
by rosasaks
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Is which movie will come second? Rise is meant to be LAST, the final word in the form of a prequel, as it were. But if you make "Planet of the Apes" next, the "surprise" is blown out of it. Oh, fuck, who gives a shit. This movie, like Burton's "Rise" is going to suck fat donkey dicks for all the same reasons: politically tone deaf, afraid to get dark or take any chances, will keep the shit that made the originals shitty and jettison the shit that made them good; etc. It really doesn't matter which film they remake next, it will all be a morass of shit that they then immediate reboot again into an even shittier morass of super shit. In short, FUCK YOU Hollywood, I hope your balls get eaten by sentient monkeys with exacting critical sensibilities.
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April 7, 2011, 11:52 a.m. CST
The Wizard of planet of the Apes-Toto, we're sure as hell not in Kansas anymore!!
by leo54304
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April 7, 2011, 11:57 a.m. CST
Rise of Cesare Who Is a Monkey On the Planet of The Apes But Without Charlton Heston And Not Tim Burtons We Guarantee Tim Burton Had Nothing To Do With This
by kevinwillis.net
It's a mouthful, but they wanted to make sure the title really conveyed the story.
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with Leo as a retarded ape. although that reminds me of Johnny Depp, which of course makes me think of Tim Burton, so maybe not. lol
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April 7, 2011, 12:22 p.m. CST
Can't wait to see the beginning of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes
by sweeneydave
My favorite part will probably be the score of the beginning of the rise of the planet of the apes.
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The change in title has literally made me not want to see it
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"Rise of the Apes" gives one the impression the apes are rising, as in some sort of revolution (uprising), or perhaps simply evolution (they begin to assert more dominance). "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" sounds like some sort of astronomical event. Or maybe an astrological event "I'm an Aquarius with the Planet of the Apes rising in the 11th House"
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April 7, 2011, 12:56 p.m. CST
They can call it "The Swashbuckling Adventures of Anthropomorphic Apes" for all I care, as long as it's better than the last one.
by Playkins
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April 7, 2011, 12:58 p.m. CST
Rise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and See More Apes: An Introduction
by rosasaks
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*Studio exec cigar* We need to make perfectly clear what this film is about. We also need more "of the" in the title. Kids relate to "of the"
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April 7, 2011, 1:14 p.m. CST
If You Believe Our Franchise Has A Three Act Narrative Structure I’ve Got A Statue to Sell You In Manhattan.
by rosasaks
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April 7, 2011, 1:21 p.m. CST
Sooooo....when are we going to see ANYTHING from this movie?
by riskebiz
Isn't this coming out a couple months? No teaser posters. No teaser trailer. No nothing. Are they purposely trying to make this film fail??
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Fin.
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I see Kathy Bates as Zauis.
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You're welcome Hollywood.
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April 7, 2011, 2:10 p.m. CST
Sounds like the studio anticipate more "Planet of the Apes" sequels
by Ray Gamma
and that can only be a good sign.
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Planet of the Apes: The Curse of the Black Pearl Coming soon to a theater near you (hopefully with a wide marquee sign out front) Why do they bother? We all know this will just be called "Planet of the Apes, the new one" by most people.
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April 7, 2011, 2:34 p.m. CST
Rise of the This is not connected to the piece of shite Tim Burton Directed Apes
by Jeff Myers
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Apparently you have 50% less sperm if you were born after 1979. This could be the ape's first wave of attack. They are systematically reducing our numbers and will spring forth from the underground bunkers any day now with full-on cyber ape death rays built right into their skulls. The ape camps are out there. Wake up!!!
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April 7, 2011, 3:06 p.m. CST
The Lord of The Apes: Fellowship of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes
by nobunaga209
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What if you got pregnant by this guy? *picture of grinning chimpanzee*
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April 7, 2011, 3:50 p.m. CST
Aint it Ape News: The best in Ape Risings, Ape Planets, and Poo
by nobunaga209
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I remember, right here on AICN, when the "Rise of the Apes" title was announced. Immediately, there were cries of, "Shouldn't it be 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes'? It's so obvious. Now, it doesn't fit. This is stupid. I'm boycotting... etc." Well, here you go. Love it or hate it, they listened to the fan majority this time.
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April 7, 2011, 4:38 p.m. CST
The Ape who went up a mountain and came down a conquerer
by Baron Karza
Fin.
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April 7, 2011, 4:41 p.m. CST
Anyone remember Marky Mark's racist quote about Helena Bonham Carter in Burton's P.O.S.?
by THAT_SAID_THE_CHOPPAH
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From Severe Tire Damage.
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Stop the Planet of the Apes – I Want to Get Off
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April 7, 2011, 5:47 p.m. CST
Going bananas: the remake-with Tony Danza reprising his lead role
by leo54304
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there is the title - sounds better to me
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there ya go - good bookends and its a quote from the original franchise
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He brought the awesome to the last film
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April 7, 2011, 6:26 p.m. CST
When Caesar met Sally and Sleepless on the Planet of the Apes-A Meg Ryan double feature
by leo54304
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April 7, 2011, 6:54 p.m. CST
I'm tired of these mutha-fuckin' apes on this mutha-fuckin' plane!
by Jaster
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And of course the sequel... Ape Hard 2: Ape Harder
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SOYLENT APE IS PEOPLE! IT'S HAIRY FUCKING PEOPLLLLLLE1111
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C'mon now!
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April 7, 2011, 8:35 p.m. CST
The Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Occurring Centuries After the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
by Epsilon
Best. Title. Ever.
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April 7, 2011, 8:45 p.m. CST
The Rise and Fall of the Planet That Which Rises and that which is ruled by Apes that were created by man, who then went forth into the cosmos, only to return to said planet of Apes who Rise before Sunrise, and who were damned and dirty and who blew it al
by lv_426
Or something like that.
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Ridley's version.
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James Cameron was supposed to do one of these I thought.
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Fincher's ill-fated sequel.
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What we're they smoking when they came up with this one? Apes in school buses. Sheesh.
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Sort of a Planet of the Apes plus Lord of the Rings crossover piece of shit.
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A Rebooted Hope
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The Apes Rise Back
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Starring Michael Jai White.
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Rising this summer, at a theater near where you rise when waking, or when becoming erect, or when startled by an ape or a bear peering into your living room window while you beat off or eat Jello pudding.
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"I've seen things... things you wouldn't believe. Planets inhabited by intelligent apes, who rise up and walk like we do."
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This summer, the sun will rise and will burn your pale, Twilight worshiping skin.
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April 7, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST
The Rise and Fall of the Planet That Which Rises and that which is ruled by Apes that were created by man, who then went forth into the cosmos,
by lv_426
only to return to said planet of Apes who Rise before Sunrise, and who were damned and dirty and who blew it all up with thou Holy Hand Grenade.
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A creepy motion captured simulacrum of Kurt Russell stars as Chimp Plissken.
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Have a turd on his head in that shitty animation thing at the top of the page....????????<BR><BR>
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Starring Mark Wahlberg.
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Starring Milla Jovavich. ... And Mark Walhberg.
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"I want these Mother-fuckin' APES...."
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So is this an invasion movie? It should be. This new title Rise of the Planet of the Apes... Is fist off too long... Also just sounds weird. It implies that an entire planet is uprising. Stupid fucking Fox. Studios have just lost their balls. Rise of the Apes was a cool title. Then they chickened out because all movies have to have some "connection" to previous properties. So they added planet to it... Fucking pussies.
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April 8, 2011, 12:17 a.m. CST
The Assassination of The Ape by the Coward Paul Reubens
by Smack_Teddy
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Kids: "DADDY!...Wait, you not our real Daddy!?" Cobb: "Why no, no I'm not...and what the FUCK are YOU younglings doing in OUR neck of the woods!? AHH! OOH AHH OOH AAHHH!" (violently beats them to death with his bare fists along with Miles. Horrific Ape screams. Pans over to spinning top... gets splattered with infant chimp blood/Cut to Black. The End)
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Apes typing letters and falling in love.
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April 8, 2011, 1:36 a.m. CST
oh God if their were Rhinos and Tigers who had learnt o stand up on two legs and speak human as well that would be so freaking awesome
by Smack_Teddy
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April 8, 2011, 1:47 a.m. CST
The Jungle Book Rises Thanks To Johannes Gutenberg and the Invention of the Moveable-type Printing Press.
by rosasaks
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Big Kong Mother is watching you
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What's histerical about the new title is that they didn't give up the "rise" part of the title. Holywood seems to be sexually addicted to the word "Rise" or "Rising" in their movies' titles.
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Less hominideae, more chimpanzee.
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"The Rise of The Thing With The Guy InThe Place Of The Apes and The Stuff."
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April 8, 2011, 9:29 a.m. CST
Planet of the Apes over the title like Pirates of the Caribbean
by riskebiz
Like Pirates of the Caribbean, it maybe ought to have kept the Planet of the Apes brand over the title...something like "Planet of the Apes: The Rise of Caesar". It would have made more sense.
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April 8, 2011, 10 a.m. CST
Guys. You're leaving out a whole sub genre. The porn parody. So I give you, "Bukkakape"
by v3d
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April 8, 2011, 10:37 a.m. CST
I'd like to have 5 bucks for each and anybody who thinks they know about PLANET OF THE APES and haven't read the book.
by AsimovLives
I would be fucking rich, richer then George Lucas.
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this one been done yet? I'm too lazy to scan all the bullshit posts.
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A jumbled mess of a title - LOSER!
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April 8, 2011, 1:56 p.m. CST
The Planet of the Apes franchise is one of the best ever made
by GimpInMyPants
Each movie is different, each movie explores a different faucet of the world. I enjoy those films very much.
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SWEAR TO ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!
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April 8, 2011, 4:37 p.m. CST
Rise of the Apes who put the Lime in the Coconut and Drink it all Up
by Plot_holes
Throwing in my 2 cents at discount prices
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Really think this is beating the dead horse for the prequel trend....
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Charlton Heston trashed my lights!!!!!
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my brain hurts
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April 9, 2011, 1:10 p.m. CST
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: The Legend of the Guardians of the Owls of Ga'hoole Based On the Novel "Push" By Sapphire
by kenji
that's all I got
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