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A Paranormal Investigator Sees INSIDIOUS!
Nordling here.
Although I missed seeing INSIDIOUS at SXSW, I was able to catch a screening this week. I admire what James Wan and Leign Whannell were trying to do. INSIDIOUS wants to have fun scaring you, and if you throw your popcorn into the air, maybe get a squeeze in with your significant other, it's all good. I do think that it suffers from a syndrome Stephen King described in DANSE MACABRE - once Wan and Whannell have to deliver on what's causing all the problems in the film, what they come up with can't possibly compete with what we've already invented in our heads.
That said, I still think the film is worth your time, and I had my friend Jen Dracowyrm (yeah, it's an alias), who saw the film with me, send in a review. He's actually been on some ghost investigations. And although I'm a skeptic about the paranormal, I believe that he believes it. He's told me he's seen and heard some pretty strange things while out on his investigations, and on April 9th, I'm finally going to go on one of them after he's been bugging me to go for years now. Will I come back a believer? Unlikely. But it'll be fun hanging out regardless. But here's Jen:
Can Insidious Entrap Its Audience?
The PG – 13 rating has evolved into more of a financial tool and less of a guideline for age appropriate movies. This is only too painfully obvious when applied to horror movies that are edited down graphically for theatrical release to grab as much of the kiddie dollars as possible, then have the unrated label slapped on for home video to catch those last points. It’s always fun for me to see a horror movie that was written within the parameters of the PG – 13 rating rules, yet still delivers on the script. Insidious falls into this latter category.
The film utilizes tried and true formulae: Young family, Josh and Renai Lambert (portrayed by Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne) move into an older, spacious home with their three children, then spooky things begin to happen centered around their young son, Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and it quickly escalates from there. Where the film seems to excel is the feel of the movie. It was reminiscent of horror flicks of the early 80’s and having veteran actors that have worked in the genre at the time, only adds to the time capsule.
As the movie progresses, Dalton is playing alone upstairs, gets lured into the attic, has an experience, seems okay and by the next morning just doesn’t wake up. He’s not in a coma, Doc’s never seen anything like it, wait and see and this is how the boy remains for the majority of the movie. Mom (Byrne) remains at home while Dad’s off at work, so she starts to notice objects out of place, picks up voices on the monitor when the baby is not crying and things escalate from there until they move out of the house in fear and desperation.
Unpacking in a new, brighter home, Mrs. Lambert listens to a record that scratches and skips to Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe Through the Tulips”, which has its own creepiness factor, and starts to see the otherworldly visitors again. Enter Lorraine Lambert, Barbara Hershey, and the horror cred comes into play. Hershey, is not new to the genre, having played the tortured Carla Moran in The Entity and most recently the standoffish, domineering Erica Sayers in Black Swan. Here she plays her part to introduce another horror vet, Lin Shaye. Shaye appeared in a few 80’s horror films, including, but not limited to, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Hidden and a couple of the Critters movies and here she plays psychic Elise Rainier and with her in the picture, the story is allowed to run wild.
With her and her two comic relief investigators, gadget man Tucker (Angus Sampson) and sketch artist ‘Specs’ (the movies writer, Leigh Whannell), the story ramps up when Elise does a walk through and points out the main antagonist hovering somewhere above inanimate Dalton’s bed and has it sketched out as she whispers details to Specs. ‘I’m sorry to inform you, it’s not a haunted house, but a haunted kid’, to paraphrase Elise. Dalton can astrally project, a gift he apparently received from his dad, and went into the film’s original title, The Further, and can’t find his way back. Go get him.
Problems I had with the film? Yes, there are quite a few formulaic scenes, the psychic and helpers ripped directly from Poltergeist, the old house that kept reminding me of Witchboard and a very effective placement of a demonic face (the part that made me jump, though I wish wasn’t in the trailer) a la The Exorcist, but they are used well. The films only allowed F-bomb is squandered by Wilson, when it could have been used to add levity after a shock, say by the other son, Foster (Andrew Astor) and the portrayal of astral projection looks like a locally produced stage play, but, again, played effectively to convey the limbo of astral space. And a difficult balance; how much of the monster do you show? A little too much monster here.
These complaints aside, I had fun. Considering the budget was one mil and reportedly came around 20% under that budget, the films use of practical prosthetics and a smidgen of CGI to advance the story are well placed within the script. The story rules here and without the advantage of say Sam Raimi’s recent Drag Me to Hell, which utilized his patented mix of horror and humor throughout, the mood is well kept. Well, the séance part kinda borrows from Raimi too.
I will also say, the portrayal of the two paranormal investigators was personally fun for me, as I’m with a paranormal research group myself, South Texas Apparition Research Society (yes, S.T.A.R.S. for you Raccoon City dwellers). The unprofessional demeanor that is rampant with most of these groups, mine included, is well portrayed as well as some of the over the top, home built investigation equipment.
You can guess how the movie turns out, or can you? Not the best haunting/paranormal flick I’ve seen, but fun, none the less. There’s plenty of canned, aerosol-propelled, processed cheeze product throughout, but it’s supposed to go there. You wouldn’t substitute Moet in a 7Up cake, now would you? Enjoy.
Jen Dracowyrm
Hope you enjoyed that. Nordling, out.
Readers Talkback
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Movie looks like garbage...but what else is new.
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Jen, nice concise review. If your group does paranormal research for fun, out of curiosity as a kinda hobby then more power to you. But if you're going into households and taking money from vulnerable recently bereaved people then FUCK YOU.
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Bad enough that this dreck is italicized, but I felt my nauseous reading momentum was being halted after every two words.
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Verhoeven doing FANTASTIC 4? Damn... there's about 100 other movies i'd rather see him do. I think he's rather wasted on PG rated stuff. Ah well - at least with him at the helm it'll be more 'interesting' than the previous two blandly forgettable attempts.
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is that he's the most guilty of that exact problem. Giant flea. Right?
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Yet all these posts on GHOST movies! REDICULOUS!
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Fucking nutcase
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looks like crap, and its pretty low trying to get me to see this just because guys from the saw flims worked on it.
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April 1, 2011, 8:22 a.m. CST
i saw a sneak peek of this movie two days ago and..
by thesmilingpsycho
let me just sum it up by saying it did scare the crap out of me more than once. it does get corny at the end, but overall it is a fun movie to see in the theatre. this is also james wan's best movie so far.
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April 1, 2011, 8:41 a.m. CST
I think the Choppah is right. The SPY SHOP just got turned into the YOGURT SHOPPE.
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 8:44 a.m. CST
How could I be so stupid? We don't even get Spy Pics from Prometheus.
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 8:45 a.m. CST
We get a fake Pseudo-story, that actually has nothing to do with Prometheus, only for this site to rack up internet hits.
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 8:46 a.m. CST
I'll never see spy pics from Prometheus. It was all smoke and mirrors.
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 8:47 a.m. CST
Now Verhoeven is directing Fantastic Four...THE END IS NEAR!
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 8:47 a.m. CST
Harry's conspiring with JAR JAR ABRAMS...THE END IS NEAR!
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 8:48 a.m. CST
Back room studio deals have prevented me from getting my Prometheus spy pics...THE END IS NEAR!
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 8:52 a.m. CST
You can do this Kong. You can figure out what they are doing. I'm still full of ideas guys. I won't let you down.
by Darth_Kong
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April 1, 2011, 9:44 a.m. CST
"Paranormal investigators" are all fucking con artists
by NapoleonDynamite
There is no such thing as the "paranormal." There is no such science as "paranormal investigation." There is no such thing as "ghosts." That is a fact, not an opinion. Not a single genuine instance of "parnormal" or "supernatural" phenomena has ever been scientifically demonstrated to exist. Not a single "psychic" Or "medium." Not a single "ghost" nothing. It's all horsehit. What the fuck is a ghost even supposed to BE?" What's it made of? What material substance or energy? Where is it in the body? The more you analyze the concept, the more fucking retarded it becomes. No one can even give a decent enough definition or theory of "ghosts" to make legit scientififc investigation possible. It's just dipshots with infrared cameras listing goggle-eyed to pipes knocking. "Paranormal research" is a scam, plain and simple. There is no such thing. It doesn't exist. There is nothing to "research," no testable hyptheses, and no means to test them. It's just theater. If you take money from people for playing this game, you should be punched in the face for being a scumbag. If you don't take money and actually believe that garbage, you should be slapped for being a moron.
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Consider the date. Verhoeven on FF reboot is a (rather obvious) April Fool's prank, innit?
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Anyway, I actually like a paranormal investigation that works hard to come back with a non-paranormal (aka "normal", I suppose) explanation. Sometimes those are even cooler than the idea of ghosts, such as heating pipes that resonate at sub-audible frequencies causing instinctual reactions in tenants.
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hottest spot north of Havana.
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April 1, 2011, 10:47 a.m. CST
Verhoeven's Fastastic Four is maybe the best April Fool's joke I'll hear today!
by WriteForTheEdit
Awesome work, whoever did that!
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Lin was great in Dead End. Great, low budget, black comedy slash horror film. I highly recommend it, overall it's got the vibe of a feature length Twilight Zone episode, but Ray Wise and Lin Shayne elevate it by injecting some epic black comedy.
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It is a major problem that is prevalent in tv and film. The most recent victims are Lost, Battlestar Galactica and Sopranos. In fact, the only show in recent history that has been able to provide a satisfying conclusion to it's story arc was Supernatural.
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April 1, 2011, 4:58 p.m. CST
If you don't believe in the paranormal, you wont see anything
by rsswope
If you do, you will. I have seen a LOT of con artists, but I also have seen a lot of sincere people having real problems with real things. that said, I am REALLY tired of these movies. I want At the Mountains of Madness!!
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And here I thought I was the only one who had ever seen and loved DEAD END!
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Agreed, Dollhouse did it right too, as well as providing a truly original apocalypse scenario.
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