Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Although my days as being labeled AICN's crusty seaman are behind me (minus an "ahoy" here or there, of course), I still drag out the brittle captain's hat and salty language from time to time. Since spotting mermaids off the bow of the Orca this morning I figured it was a righteous occasion!
Speakin' as a Captain, I gotta say it looks like Ol' Jack had his balls clipped a little judging from the early trailers, but I hold out hope for my fellow buccaneer as I haven't disliked a Pirates film yet... maybe felt "meh", but not "I hate this."
I dig the old maritime art feel to this new mermaids poster, though. Very dynamic, sexy and thank God not a bunch of floating heads. What say you, scabs?