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CAPTAIN AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

Published at: March 25, 2011, 8:55 p.m. CST by AICNStaff

Hey folks, Harry here...  I've been mildly to aggressively obsessive about the latest CAPTAIN AMERICA trailer.   It is just amongst my favorite things right now.   Watching the Howling Commandos with Cap is driving my comic geek brain into a frenzy of drool.   Like the shot of them on that snowy cliff, overlooking what I think is a railroad and evil lair...    or when Steve Rogers looks up from the body of...  or just every single time I see Dum Dum Dugan!!!   Seriously - there's shit in that trailer that I literally never thought I'd ever see.   I HATE....  HATE...  that Jack Kirby isn't alive to see this movie.    I mean, even Chris Evans looks PERFECT!   Not only that, but it is directed by Joe Johnston, who is one of those directors I've always rooted for, because he fucking invented the awesome that only two words can describe:  BOBA FETT.   I mean.   Holy shit.   Anyway - the guy that designed BOBA FETT and directed the fucking ROCKETEER gets to direct the CAPTAIN AMERICA movie set in World War II, featuring the Howling Commandos, The RED SKULL and the goddamn Cosmic Cube?    Seriously.   How great is that feeling?    I mean, earlier today I pinged Paul DIni on chat and asked what he thought of the trailer, he hadn't seen it yet, so I sent the link.   After watching it the second time, his wife made fun of him for crying - and I KNOW THE FEELING!!!   There's shit in that trailer that literally is primal geek DNA stuff that I've yearned to see done right.   And it is right there!   WOW.

Anyways...   the next MASH UP of CAPTAIN AMERICA and TEAM AMERICA has been done - and again - it expresses my inner geek redneck response to watching the CAPTAIN AMERICA trailer.    And does it perfectly.   Here ya go:

 

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  • March 25, 2011, 8:55 p.m. CST

    FUCK, YEAH!

    by HEADGEEK

    CAPTAIN AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • March 25, 2011, 8:57 p.m. CST

    by AzzyAzzy

    neat

  • March 25, 2011, 8:57 p.m. CST

    ps your ipad sucks

    by AzzyAzzy

  • March 25, 2011, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Where's the HARRY HEAD? NO DICE. 1/2 TOSTADA!

    by Darth_Kong

    Someone make one with the HARRY HEAD!!!!!!

  • March 25, 2011, 9:01 p.m. CST

    I'm with you H'Geek

    by TinkerTIW

    Cap was always my guy back in the 60's but he was treated like a second tier character by most. (By fans AND Marvel.) Glad to see he's finally getting the love.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:02 p.m. CST

    have you talked to abuse victims about Sucker Punch?

    by antonphd

    i went into the movie thinking it was going to be a beautiful looking but ultimately hollow film. i was surprised to find what i think, as a foster kid who endured a childhood of abuse, is one of the most honest and raw meditations on abuse i've ever seen in a film. this movie had me choking up at the end. i really have to wonder what kind of experiences Snyder has had in his life to have created this. and i certainly understand why Jenna Malone was in this movie. which i could not understand before watching it. after watching it and the heart that the girls put into this movie i have to say that they all got what Snyder was trying to do with this movie. and i know that it probably goes over the heads of most people. something i am actually happy about considering the fact that i honestly think that a lot of this movie won't make sense to anyone who hasn't suffered abuse or at least some kind of major trauma as a child.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Boba Fett...

    by Larry Knowles

    Harry, I know that we havn't been on the best of terms lately (for the last 25 years). But... I would really appreciate it if you would return my rocket firing Boba Fett. I was also wondering if you would like to see Captain America with me when it comes out. Maybe just the two of us on opening weekend or something. Please call me. Your brother, Larry

  • March 25, 2011, 9:05 p.m. CST

    that was directed at you, Harry

    by antonphd

    i get the feeling from you review that you know that there is something more to Sucker Punch than meets the eye. i wonder if that something is not going to resonate with everyone, because you have to have experienced surviving hell to really understand. anyway, just wondering.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:07 p.m. CST

    I think it works...FUCK YEAH!

    by Larry Knowles

    Pretty damn funny.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Glad ya liked it Harry!

    by Mike

    I did try....haha.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:11 p.m. CST

    celticpredator: HARRY HEAD like the ROCKY one.

    by Darth_Kong

  • March 25, 2011, 9:12 p.m. CST

    I don't want an Avengers movie to ruin what appears to be...

    by Larry Knowles

    a perfectly wonderful Captain America franchise. I realize that CA has been part of Avengers lore for 5 decades, but I think an Avengers movie will dilute the sincerity of the cinematic venture into the character.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:12 p.m. CST

    I know the joke should've worn off but it's still funny.

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Someone did it a while back too with the old cartoon but you've got to watch till the end... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZafzIDDhOU&feature=channel_video_title

  • March 25, 2011, 9:13 p.m. CST

    PROMETHEUS pics Harry?

    by Darth_Kong

  • March 25, 2011, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Is the Cosmic Cube in this?

    by blakindigo

  • March 25, 2011, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Team America: Genuinely A Classic

    by Autodidact

    I think it might be the funniest movie of the 00s.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Next time you bone your woman...

    by Larry Knowles

    Next time you bone your woman... Yell out "America, Fuck Yeah" when you launch your rocket inside her. I did that to my lady after the first parody came out several weeks ago. She thought it was pretty funny. Try it for yourself...

  • March 25, 2011, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Yes, the cosmic cube is in this

    by rev_skarekroe

    And yes, it's an old gag, but it's got some life left.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:23 p.m. CST

    That...that NEVER gets old...

    by Jobacca

    And damned if I know why. Seriously,that about the 10,000th time someone has made that Captain America/Fuck Yeah joke and it STILL makes me laugh. Especially around the 4th of July(which is when this movie needs to be coming out)

  • March 25, 2011, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Captain America vs. Iron Sheik

    by Larry Knowles

    After the movie is released, it would be cool to see Evans don the persona in the WWF ring against such evil opponents as the Iron Sheik.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:27 p.m. CST

    4th of July sentiment. Yeah...you're right!

    by Larry Knowles

    That makes complete sense! That would be marketing gold right there! Someone missed a HUGE opportunity there.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:28 p.m. CST

    If you think an Avengers movie would ruin Cap...

    by kungfuhustler84

    You obviously can't imagine how cool it would be to see him uppercutting the Hulk with his shield. I can just see the poster now mimicking Kirby's issue 1 Avengers cover with Cap rushing right at you! They hinted at a super soldier versus Hulk fight in the new Hulk movie, but I'll bet it won't be anything near as cool as what we see in the Avengers movie. I remain optimistic.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:30 p.m. CST

    What was the point of this..?

    by D o o d

    no really?

  • March 25, 2011, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Another genius promotional idea...bomb pops at the movie theater!

    by Larry Knowles

    How awesome would it be if, with each Captain America movie ticket purchase, you got a coupon for a free Bomb Pop (you know...the red, white and blue popcicles) from the concession stand.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:36 p.m. CST

    They need to play up the patriotic marketing for this film.

    by Larry Knowles

    The more I think about it...they have a HUGE opportunity here to really play-up the patriotic marketing of this film. Tie it in to 4th of July. Pass out flags. Sell fireworks. What a wonderful, pre-established marketing ploy that would be for this film! DO IT!

  • March 25, 2011, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Does Captain America use a parachute?

    by Larry Knowles

  • March 25, 2011, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Because if he does...

    by Larry Knowles

  • March 25, 2011, 9:37 p.m. CST

    I want a parachuting Captain America toy that I can throw around.

    by Larry Knowles

  • March 25, 2011, 9:39 p.m. CST

    This trailer made Harry cry?

    by _Venkman

    haha

  • March 25, 2011, 9:40 p.m. CST

    kungfuhustler84

    by HEADGEEK

    that's actually the AVENGERS #4 cover, which was the first appearance of CAPTAIN AMERICA in the silver age. Great fucking cover!

  • March 25, 2011, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Someone please mash up Ray Charles America with this.

    by Larry Knowles

    Do it now, please.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Sucker Punch - 5 out of 5 Stars!!!

    by codecrackx15

    Captain America trailer - Still cringe inducing and looking lame. Sorry Harry but it just doesn't look good. http://codecrackx15.wordpress.com/2011/03/25/sucker-punch-5-out-of-5-stars/

  • March 25, 2011, 9:45 p.m. CST

    What makes this character great will be absent in an Avenger's movie.

    by Larry Knowles

    That's all I'm saying. The WW2 patriotic angle of Captain America is what makes him work. To remove him from that context and stick him in a huge Superhero team-up movie will dilute the character.

  • Putting Captain America in an Avengers movie would be like making a movie about Santa Claus teaming up with the Easter Bunny, Cupid and a Leprechaun. Taking Captain America away from WW2 would be like taking Santa Claus away from Christmas.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Johnston's Star Wars work was pure genius

    by kevred

    Every time I look at those old sketches in the SW and ESB sketchbooks, I'm in awe, every single time. Such staggeringly brilliant craftsmanship, such incredible, ahead-of-its-time imagination and creativity, and still unique and unsurpassed all these years later. I have tremendous respect for the guys' creativity and talent. Here's hoping he knocks this one out of the park.

  • March 25, 2011, 9:54 p.m. CST

    WILL SASSO AS CURLY

    by UMAGA

    Whatever happened to his "For Christ's Sake" movie with Sara Rue as a pornstar?

  • March 25, 2011, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Superhero Team-Up stories don't work becuase...

    by Larry Knowles

    You're removing the characters from their original contexts that made them successful in the first place. An Avengers movie will be just a pretty looking gimmick. But I will enjoy it never-the-less!

  • March 25, 2011, 10:08 p.m. CST

    Ruined it for me...

    by Horned One

    Now I won't be able to enjoy Captain America unless the "Fuck Yeah!" song is in it. I guess I'll just have to wear headphones playing the song over and over during the movie.

  • March 25, 2011, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Only Harry could gush like that as an intro to a parody video......

    by performingmonkey

    Sheesh, not even my cock could gush like that after I drank 10 pints of water straight up. I love you, Harry. Now suck it!!!!

  • March 25, 2011, 10:23 p.m. CST

    @ xiaolinlijun

    by Tristan

    I agree. Harry can get a little over-emotional over things that are - ultimately - just entertainment and not that important to life. But I disagree with your criticism of his weight. It's what's on the inside that matters, even if it's marshmallow. btw where did you learn pidgin Icelandic? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

  • March 25, 2011, 10:40 p.m. CST

    THAT WAS ONE WORD: AWESOME

    by Astronut

    FUCK yeah!

  • March 25, 2011, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Its a great time to be alive

    by Astronut

    And yeah, it really sucks King Kirby could not be here to see his creation come to life on the big screen. Like I said, it's a great time to be alive. But at the same time it's also a time to be shaking in our mother fucking boots at the thought that our beloved Superman will be treated like a two-bit whore by Zach "Sucker Punch" Snyder. Fuck.

  • March 25, 2011, 10:51 p.m. CST

    On one hand I want to see Prometheus pics

    by Astronut

    but on the other hand I don't because I miss the good old days when I could go to the theater and be surprised! Can't tell you how many movies were ruined for me over the last 10-15 years because of the Internet. I have little self control over these matters. I hope Ridley has that shit locked down tighter than a 16 year old cheerleader.

  • March 25, 2011, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Excited about Capt, BUT strangely quiet about Iron Man!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Guess the fact that your boy(Jon) was shitcanned by Marvel is the real cause. Still I wonder why you haven't said as much when Marvel seemed to blame Jon for the terrible direction that IM 2 took. If someone was fucking my friend up the ass I would at least intervene and find out what the fuck was going on. Harry you were lapping up IM and on your knees taking all that jizz, but after IM2 and no review? You've been quiet.

  • March 25, 2011, 10:56 p.m. CST

    A lot more honest trailer

    by David Cloverfield

    Europe approves.

  • March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m. CST

    The most boring Superhero trailer ever..

    by ganymede3010

    I don't understand why everyone is wetting themselves over a trailer that barely shows anything. Like I said, 40% on Rotten Tomatoes at best.

  • March 25, 2011, 11:10 p.m. CST

    ganymede3010

    by David Cloverfield

    We're excited BECAUSE it barely shows anything. It's called TEASING. It's a lost art.

  • March 25, 2011, 11:11 p.m. CST

    To Ganymede3010

    by ArcherNX01

    Seriously??? You're upset that the trailer to the movie doesn't give you everything in the movie? Naive, at best... and asinine, at worst. In my opinion, they could have left a few moments out and made the full movie a better experience when revealed in proper context.

  • March 25, 2011, 11:15 p.m. CST

    avengers #4?

    by DarthDooku

    i don't see it here harry: http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/avengers is that the right cover?

  • March 25, 2011, 11:16 p.m. CST

    not funny

    by mr teaspoon

    at all.

  • March 25, 2011, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Interesting point Ganymede

    by kiwicanuck

    Now LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!

  • March 25, 2011, 11:17 p.m. CST

    astronut

    by Darth_Kong

  • March 25, 2011, 11:17 p.m. CST

    astronut

    by Darth_Kong

  • March 25, 2011, 11:19 p.m. CST

    astronut

    by Darth_Kong

    16 year old cheerleader? I guess that means we'll see everything from Prometheus!

  • March 25, 2011, 11:23 p.m. CST

    Chris Evans DOES NOT look perfect, you nitwit

    by D.Vader

    If he looked perfect, he would have wings sticking out the side of his head. Jack Kirby would be fucking pissed. I like the trailer, but what you're spouting is lunacy.

  • You mean, IRON GIANT, right? For fuck's sake.

  • March 25, 2011, 11:24 p.m. CST

    He didn't "technically" invent it...

    by D.Vader

    But he sure as hell designed that magnificent robot that you fucking love.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4wh_mc8hRE

  • March 25, 2011, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Harry and Larry! It's Barry!

    by pw

    Don't leave me out. I wanna see it too, brothers! oh and Larry? I took your boba fett. I'm sorry. He ended up inside a giant vigina I built in the sandpit in the back yard.

  • March 25, 2011, 11:40 p.m. CST

    HELLLL YEAAAAAAAAA

    by pauduro

    Pump me full of drugs and im a bad asssss kiling machine for the govermant yeaaaaaaaaaa the real american GAYYYY ups Wayyyyyy*

  • March 25, 2011, 11:42 p.m. CST

    I just hope this movie inspires a Blu-Ray release of Johnston's The Rocketeer

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    I *need* Jennifer Connelly's pre-anorexia tits in high-def!

  • March 25, 2011, 11:44 p.m. CST

    The people ragging on Harry about INCEPTION...

    by Jobacca

    Are idiots. Do you tools watch Inception every single day? While stroking your cocks and muttering to yourself about how Nolan is "soooo good"? No...of course you dont. Because Inception is fucking boring and a poorly made film. The only reason ANY of his films even seem good is because he uses talented actors or,in the case of Batman,characters you already have an emotional response to. You tools think anything with a Hans Zimmer soundtrack and a cluttered plot full of non-characters is "deep". Pleae-get over yourselves.

  • March 25, 2011, 11:55 p.m. CST

    kong

    by Raskolnikov_was_framed

    I have looked everywhere for Prometheus pics...I don't think any exist...it started shooting a week ago...Ridley would not let leaks happen this quick

  • Hey fuckwads, Ivan Drago did steroids but Rocky did raw eggs. But what did they stand for? Soviet Russia or the Constitution!? Team America FUCK YEAH!

  • March 26, 2011, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Why isn't this coming out 4th of July weekend?

    by Ghostpirate

    Wouldn't that make good sense from a marketing point of view?

  • March 26, 2011, 12:35 a.m. CST

    raskolnikov_was_framed: That's how I feel.

    by Darth_Kong

  • March 26, 2011, 12:54 a.m. CST

    gany is the AICN's worst troll

    by Phategod100

    you'v ebeen doing this since 2008 and no one notices.

  • March 26, 2011, 1:44 a.m. CST

    THESE FUCKING POP UP ADS ARE KILLING THIS SITE

    by Ray Gamma

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE if I'm interested in rolling over an ad for a film and clicking on it, I will do so of my own accord. I don't want to come here and have half of the front page suddenly obscured by an animated turtle YOU FUCKING MARKETING CUNTS

  • I could be wrong. I don't know. It's just a feeling and images I see. But Kong's not so smart you know.

  • March 26, 2011, 2:18 a.m. CST

    Phategod, your opinions are more useless than soiled condoms!

    by ganymede3010

    So please keep your cum guzzler shut. You've been stalking me since 2008, and everyone notices.

  • March 26, 2011, 2:21 a.m. CST

    What th fuck is that crap music!

    by Gremlin517

    I couldn't even watch five seconds the music was so ball-sucking bad....

  • March 26, 2011, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Don't forget how Epic the Wolfman trailer was..

    by ganymede3010

    Just saying..

  • March 26, 2011, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah that crap song is ...

    by Gremlin517

    Team America--yeah, total crap...

  • March 26, 2011, 3:26 a.m. CST

    Great visuals have always been JJ's strong suit

    by Movietool

    Storytelling, pace, & character, however? Really, when has Joe Johnston ever delivered a great movie? Not just a great looking movie?

  • March 26, 2011, 4:34 a.m. CST

    fuck yeah! Best preview ever now.

    by UltraTron

  • March 26, 2011, 4:48 a.m. CST

    Boba Fett sucks but looks mega cool

    by Marat

    I remembered when I saw ESB for the first time I could remember anything, I thought he was cool for about a day. Then I watched ROTJ twice and realised, "what a fucking letdown." This is before the clone shit and dubs as well. Cool design (where Johnston gets his due) but MAN, Lucas sucked at the execution.

  • March 26, 2011, 4:54 a.m. CST

    Hilarious

    by Wcwlkr

    That was hilarious I loved it.

  • March 26, 2011, 5:20 a.m. CST

    If I was connected with the Production,

    by V'Shael

    I would pay Parker and Stone for usage rights, and release an actual trailer (maybe just for the internet) using that song. It's just so over-the-top funny and yet fist pumping lively and makes you want to shout FUCK YEAH!!

  • March 26, 2011, 5:38 a.m. CST

    larryknowles

    by Baryonyx

    Why the hell do you keep banging on about how wrong it'll be to put Cap in an Avengers movie?! Captain America has been linked with the Avengers comics since the SIXTIES. It isn't some gimmick to put him in The Avengers: he was an integral part of the team. Do you actually know much about Marvel Comics?

  • March 26, 2011, 6:17 a.m. CST

    Larry Knowles....

    by Righteous Brother

    There wasn't a rocket firing Boba Fett. It was never released for fears that the rocket could potentially be dangerous - so you've embarrassed youself there.

  • March 26, 2011, 6:19 a.m. CST

    One thing missing from the Cap and Thor trailers..

    by Righteous Brother

    that I would like to see. Those weird crackling energy dot things that Jack Kirby always used to draw - some of them would look great, especially for the scene when Steve Rogers gets his powers.

  • March 26, 2011, 7:16 a.m. CST

    Yeah Cap looks good

    by brobdingnag

    Avengers really is going to ruin that.

  • March 26, 2011, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Not looking forward to the inevitable appeasement

    by CreasyBear

    scenes, where Cap rolls his eyes at the stars and stripes design they put on the shield, where characters we are to trust point out needlessly that America has done awful things, probably a scene where the Brits tell the Americans how superfluous they are to fighting WW2, blah, blah, blah. You know it's gonna be in there to soften up the "jingoism" tension expected by foreign market ticket-buyers. Fuck that. Captain America is patriotic. Superman is noble. Batman broods. Spider-Man's a geek with a sense of humor. There are some basic elements you just can't be shy about if you're going to even attempt the character.

  • March 26, 2011, 8:45 a.m. CST

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I completely understand your enthusiasm, Harry.

    by JDanielP

    BRING IT ON!!!!!

  • March 26, 2011, 8:48 a.m. CST

    more thoughts on SUCKER PUNCH

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    I was surprised to find what I think, as a child prodigy who endured a childhood of accolades, is one of the most honest and raw meditations on compliments I've ever seen in a film. I went into the movie thinking it was going to be a beautiful looking but ultimately hollow film. I know that it probably goes over the heads of most people. I certainly understand why Scott Glenn was in this movie. which i could not understand before watching it. I really have to wonder what kind of experiences Snyder has had in his life to have created this. After watching it and the heart that the girls put into this movie I have to say that they all got what Snyder was trying to do with this movie. This movie had me choking up at the end. Something I am actually happy about considering the fact that I honestly think that a lot of this movie won't make sense to anyone who hasn't suffered adulation or at least some kind of major lauding as a child.

  • March 26, 2011, 8:53 a.m. CST

    If MARVEL's films were done right We'd have a white Nick Fury

    by Monkey_King

    Just sayin'

  • I'm not one to RUSH a movie to get finished...but this flick would destroy the box office on that weekend. Fuck yeah!

  • March 26, 2011, 9:27 a.m. CST

    This is at least a month old. Probably two.

    by jimmy_009

  • March 26, 2011, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Ah I see, V.2 lol

    by jimmy_009

    Nevermind, I stand corrected.

  • March 26, 2011, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Garry Knowles?

    by BiggusDickus

    Has the sad one-joke bozo STILL peddling the tired 'Hey Harry, it's your long-lost brother, Larry/Barry' routine twigged that he could also register as Garry yet? Or 'sister' Carrie? Yawn...

  • March 26, 2011, 9:39 a.m. CST

    jobacca said "Inception is fucking boring and a poorly made film."

    by BiggusDickus

    Jo, I have to ask - what is your definition of an entertaining and well-made film?

  • March 26, 2011, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Where the fuck is the Black Nick Fury in this trailer?

    by Arafel

    Seriously, wasn't Nick Fury the leader of the Hollowing Commando's? I see Dum Dum, but where is Sgt. Fury? Was he too Black to make the trailer? Is that what this is about? Really?

  • March 26, 2011, 10:23 a.m. CST

    this movie will bomb overseas

    by ludmir88

    this movie will test how patriotic is the US & A. Number 1 for 4 weeks, thats the challenge.

  • March 26, 2011, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Sorry Guys & Harry

    by Tuta23

    this movie is set to bomb in a big-type large fashion. Evans looks ridiculous and is totally wrong as Steve Rogers. In other news, Thor continues to quietly surprise me!

  • March 26, 2011, 10:50 a.m. CST

    f'in this and f'in that

    by abe

    Everything on this site is f'in this and f'in that. Real professional. Gag! So edgy. So hip. What a joke.

  • March 26, 2011, 10:55 a.m. CST

    I need to quit this site

    by Bobo_Vision

    I don't belong here. But I'll be goddamned if you guys, you talkbackers, aren't the most lovable bunch of folks. You make it so damn hard. I can't quit you.

  • March 26, 2011, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Its not opening for the 4th because of Transformers 3.

    by Chewtoy

    Paramount is releasing both, but they only distribute the Marvel films where as they actually put up money to make those Transformers movies. Hence, even if Transformers 3 wasn't going to be bigger at the box office (and it surely will be, regardless of quality), Paramount gets the most money from that one. So they opted to give TF3 the lucrative July 4th weekend.

  • March 26, 2011, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Funny.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    It's perfect.

  • March 26, 2011, 11:57 a.m. CST

    whats with the boba fett love?

    by Bouncy X

    gotta say i've never understood how he's become this iconic and loved character who's considered some badass. he has maybe 3mins of screentime in the entire OT where he does nothing but talk and get his ass kicked. how the hell did this all happen? is it just the design that kids loved by then who then grew up or what? of course this is the movie series that has fans who knows the name of characters who have 2 seconds of screentime and are never named so....maybe asking why is pointless but its fun. lol

  • March 26, 2011, 12:43 p.m. CST

    don't make fun of harry falling asleep in movies

    by zom-bot.com

    breathing is tough ass work, man. imagine carrying an 80 pound weight on your chest, and even when you are sitting still, it's like you are doing chest lifts with that weight every time you inhale. it's only natural you'll pass out or fall asleep during something like INCEPTION, where 'splosions and bright colors and loud noises aren't there to keep your attention. being fat and ADHD is some hard shit, folks.

  • March 26, 2011, 12:43 p.m. CST

    He created Boba Fett and then...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...Lucas knocks him off within the first 10 minutes of Return of the Jedi. THAT's when everyone should have started having second thought about Ol' Pouchneck!

  • March 26, 2011, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Agree rightousbrother: cracklin Kirby energy needs to be

    by UltraTron

    in one of these marvel films asap.

  • March 26, 2011, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Joe Johnston

    by HelmetBoy

    is a fucking shit director. I mean REALLY shit. Wolfman was a sack of shit. Jurassic Park 3 was the weakest of the three. Hidalgo sucked balls. being a director in this day and age requires zero talent.

  • March 26, 2011, 1:02 p.m. CST

    SPOLIER!!

    by nametaken

    at the end of the movie it turns out the super serum was merely water. captain america had the power in himself the whole time, he just needed confidence. (as does any american.)

  • March 26, 2011, 1:11 p.m. CST

    kirby crackles

    by zom-bot.com

    i agree- but even i'm having a hard time visualizing how they'd look in real context... bubbling, simmering balls of light akin to 'orbs' hovering around the inner edges of the radiated energy? no, not exactly, they were mostly dark or black in the comics..like negative energy or absence of light within the energy itself. it's a puzzler. i'm sure some cgi kid could tackle it. get on it marvel!

  • March 26, 2011, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Larryknowles?????

    by Mistahtibbs

    You bastard! You nearly made me piss my pants. Don't know if I have the balls to do it though. And I've shown my wife the remix. Fuck YEAH! mt

  • March 26, 2011, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Choppah....please get a life. you're pathetic

    by Mel

    Seriously dude...what's wrong with you? you're a nobody trying to review movies in talkbacks. And hell, you're not even doing it in the right talkbacks. You're talking about fucking Sucker Punch in this talkback??? Why are you so starved for attention? You're a fucking tool. Kill yourself right now.

  • That will kill any and all mystique and Lovecraftian dread that both species still have.

  • March 26, 2011, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Gany; Stalk you, no one even notices you

    by Phategod100

    You say some random dumb shit, 3 people notice and dismiss you till you up next month with something equally moronic. Your like a Bloody period.

  • March 26, 2011, 3:23 p.m. CST

    I still don't get the free pass over the poorly directed Wolfman

    by quantize

    ..ok so he came in late, the film was still poorly scripted, directed and edited.. JP3 is ok though, the guy can definitely pull off action set pieces...as for more?

  • March 26, 2011, 3:27 p.m. CST

    'Captain America is patriotic.' but hopefully not a moron

    by quantize

    ...it's a film, a depiction of a reality, not hand drawn pictures in a comic..for that to work, characters have to have a little more semblance to human beings with intelligence. To pretend any country is pure as the driven snow in a haze of mindless patriotism is fucking dumb. I hope the character is a fraction more rounded out, that's actually what made Iron Man 1 work.. That doesn't mean being politically correct, but then that's also jumping to as idiotic extreme as expecting the character to be a one dimensional imperialist douchebag.

  • March 26, 2011, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Gotta watch The Rocketeer again

    by Ciderman

    I'm one of the few peeps I know who watched The Rocketeer in the cinema the first time round, I have owned it on VHS and DVD and boy, do I need this on BluRay so bad! Ill offer up the nearly anything in my collection for that! Plus some nice extras, perhaps a synopsis of the sequel that never was??? Love Daltons accent changing once he was on the Zeppelin, groovy!

  • March 26, 2011, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Such a great picture

    by Ciderman

    I mean, seriously, what went wrong with Rocketeer? Gorgeous looking, great cast, fantastic soundtrack (which I bought on CD after seeing the movie and still have), the story was pure Saturday morning serial, the movie was, in fact, at least better than 2 of the 4 indy movies, so what went wrong??

  • March 26, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Phategod, no-one notices me but you!!

    by ganymede3010

    And that's what makes you a stalker. Thank you for reinforcing that fact you weirdo.

  • March 26, 2011, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Abd BTW, where's my CAPTAIN HARRYICA spoof trailer?

    by Darth_Kong

  • March 26, 2011, 5:19 p.m. CST

    *And*

    by Darth_Kong

  • March 26, 2011, 5:24 p.m. CST

    OK, this joke is now tired

    by Drath

    The first teaser was note perfect, why'd you cheapen it by doing it again? This is like the kid who isn't funny telling the same joke twice in a row because it got a chuckle the first time.

  • March 26, 2011, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Cool mashup but kind of inevitable and predictable

    by Andy Pandy

  • March 26, 2011, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Hey Drath... I didn't do it!

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Ehhh... woozle wuzzle?

  • March 26, 2011, 6:30 p.m. CST

    I always preferred the slow version of the "Team America" theme.

    by Triple_J_72

    I mean... you can just hear the pain and anguish in Trey's voice... heartbreaking. ;-)

  • March 26, 2011, 6:48 p.m. CST

    It's impossible for this movie to be anything other then...

    by MainMan2001

    alright. It will be alright. A night at the movies at best. It's for children and there nothing wrong with that but it's not exciting anymore.

  • March 26, 2011, 6:53 p.m. CST

    The Phantom Raspberry blower

    by Judge Anderson's kinky boots

    I cried when I first saw The Phantom Menace trailer, then I cried for a completely different reason when the film was finally released. The latest Captain America trailer does evoke optimism though.

  • March 26, 2011, 6:54 p.m. CST

    love this shit

    by Jason Nortwich

    the song that is....

  • March 26, 2011, 7:31 p.m. CST

    jack kirby/alan moore

    by destroytokyo

    kirby would not dig this movie. kirby, like moore, knew that his work was specific to the genre, and any recreation of it is a thing not of itself. watchmen? watchable. barely. v for vendetta? slightly more so. cap? can't wait. but it's not kirby's cap, and never will be. i will enjoy it wholeheartedly (i hope), but i am glad jack isn't around to see his creation made in an era he was never born for.

  • March 26, 2011, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Well, it's not just a phase...

    by tang126

  • ...The CIA's MK Ultra Mind Control experiments. Of course, if you're not a conspiracy nerd it's completely lost to you. Kind of a bizarre parallel to the same essential problem Snyder had with non comic fans who didn't get Watchmen.

  • March 26, 2011, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Gany, I notice you say ridiculous shit,

    by Phategod100

    like any average troll. Your either a moron with piss poor in taste and no idea about a typical box office performance, or a troll. I'm going with a little from column A. and a little of column B.

  • March 26, 2011, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Best movie i've seen in years

    by evergreen

    Indisputably a classic. The Johnston family will soon have five new mouths to feed--all named Oscar. Ooof!

  • March 26, 2011, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Braindrain

    by evergreen

    Shave the neckbeard, lose some weight. Start a new life in the off-world colonies.

  • March 26, 2011, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Unbreakable and The Matrix

    by lv_426

    To me, both of those films truly captured the comic book visual aesthetic and especially nailed the translation to cinema of the pacing and framing of how one actually reads a comic book. Besides Sin City and 300, which kind of cheat in that they copied and pasted the imagery from the books to the screen, The Matrix and Unbreakable feel more authentically comic book-ish compared to any of the Batman, Superman, Iron Man, Spiderman, and X-men films.

  • March 26, 2011, 9:23 p.m. CST

    jesusquintanacanroll: My top 5 M. Night films

    by lv_426

    1) Unbreakable 2) The Sixth Sense 3) Signs 4) The Village 5) Lady in the Water I actually liked Lady in the Water. Sure it is flawed, but I like it in the same way that some people around these parts like Alien 3 as a flawed but interesting and fascinating film. Just as I don't love Alien 3 like I love Alien and Aliens, I can respect the fact that some do find merit in Fincher's sequel. I would hope that the Shyamalan critics can live with the fact that some people actually like something like Lady in the Water, and that it is okay for those in the minority opinion to feel that way. Signs is almost my 2nd favorite of his, and I was gonna put it at number 2, but compared to The Sixth Sense, it is not as successful in taking the characters to their fullest dramatic potential like The Sixth Sense did so well. The Village gets a bum rap. Definitely an underrated film. Looking at the deleted scenes on the DVD, I think Night cut out too much. I put it up there with another favorite horror film of mine, The Mist. Both are dark yet thoughtful suspense/horror films that are not for everyone, but pretty damn effective for those that find a way to appreciate them. Actually, The Village and The Mist would make a pretty damn good double feature. The Happening has its moments, but could have been much better. It was a cool idea though. I can't say that it sucks, but I do find it silly in parts while other scenes are really effective. What a strange little film it is. It feels like M. Night was sort of making a pastiche of Signs and disaster films. It felt like he was playing it safe, which, spout whatever negative or derisive remarks you want about The Village of Lady, but at least those two were daring and not trying too hard to pander to the lowest-common-denominator summer movie crowd. I haven't seen The Last Airbender. I suppose I'll have to rent that one soon, along with Devil.

  • March 26, 2011, 9:27 p.m. CST

    braindrain

    by lv_426

    You are free to have your own opinion. I was merely getting at the fact that Unbreakable did get a lot of the aesthetics of a comic book right, while a lot of comic book movie adaptations, especially the superhero ones, ignore those visual elements for a more big summer movie spectacle feel.

  • March 26, 2011, 9:36 p.m. CST

    viggeo_morgenstein: Wachowski Brothers. on comic book movies

    by lv_426

    I think they were initially offered Batman after Aronofsky dropped out, but before Nolan came on board. There was that rumor a while back that Warner also offered the Wachowskis the Superman reboot, but I can't remember if that was a hoax of if they declined the project. I have to say, I kinda wish they had decided to tackle a big budget Superman reboot instead of Zack Snyder directing it. I mean, just look at the final one on one burly brawl between Neo and Agent Smith at the end of The Matrix Revolutions. If that doesn't qualify them capable of directing a Superman flick, then no one else on Earth deserves it instead of the Wachowski Brothers. While Speed Racer wasn't up to the quality of the Matrix trilogy or Bound, it was still pretty damn fun and proved they can do crazy colorful visuals just as well as the noir look that they did so well previously. I say they are perfect for Superman.

  • March 26, 2011, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Do you people know who Joe Simon is?

    by Odkin

    You know, it's sad that Jack Kirby is dead but his writing partner, Joe Simon, the actual co-CREATOR of Captain America is still with us at age 90 something and apparently cogent. Why does no one care or have any pride that he is around to see this? Stan Lee of course made huge contributions to the modern iteration of the character, but he is so tied to Marvel legally and monetarily that any statements he makes are going to be pure PR. This is another business deal to him. But for Joe Simon, Cap is his legacy, his one immortal creation. Maybe AICN has taken sides in his suit vs Marvel and wants to keep him out of the spotlight? Anyway, I hope he receives his just "Co-created by" in the credits and gets invited to the premiere.

  • March 26, 2011, 9:57 p.m. CST

    What the hell happend with The Happening?

    by lv_426

    The best part was the secluded crazy old lady stuff at the end. That old bag seriously creeped me out. Wahlberg talking to the plastic plant was pretty embarrassing. Zoey Deschanel's character was just... off. I don't know how else to put it. John Leguzamo's character had the most charisma, but of course he didn't really get to do anything worthwhile in the film and got killed off early on. The goofy army guy felt too out of place. Like Gomer Pyle in three-quarter retard mode just for pointless comic relief. I remember hearing about this film back when it was called The Green Effect and M. Night was shopping the script around to various studios. First of all, The Green Effect is not the best title in the world, but at least it doesn't sound as dumb and vague as The Happening. I still can't believe they settled on The Happening for the final title. Anyways... when I first heard a summary of the basic premise for The Green Effect a few years ago, I thought it sounded more like The Birds in that the toxin that the plants were emitting made the animals go nuts and attack people. That would have been much better and would have allowed for more interesting things to happen to the characters, whether for death scenes or just putting them in danger to amp up the suspense.

  • March 26, 2011, 10:55 p.m. CST

    odkin, you're right about Joe Simon

    by deelzbub

    get that man a ride to the premiere and a big co-created credit early on. but they need to dedicate it to Jack.

  • March 26, 2011, 11:22 p.m. CST

    And STILL no Geraldine Ferraro obituary!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • March 26, 2011, 11:56 p.m. CST

    I just noticed a HUGE PLOT HOLE in TOTAL RECALL tonight...

    by Astronut

    When Quaid (Schwartzenegger) dives under the air lock slab to escape when disguised as the ugly fat woman, he doesnt take the briefcase with him! Which means he wouldn't have had ANY of the contents with him later on... Money, ID, etc. Still in my TOP 10 sci-fi film list regardless... What a fantastic movie...

  • March 27, 2011, 12:01 a.m. CST

    Phategod, you know what you remind me of?

    by ganymede3010

    You remind me of the sticky puddles of solidified piss you find on the floor of a public bathroom. No matter how much you try to avoid stepping in it, somehow it manages to saturate the bottom of your tennis shoes.

  • March 27, 2011, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Unbreakable = EPIC FILM MAKING!!!

    by ganymede3010

    The only real good movie MSHY has done.

  • March 27, 2011, 12:59 a.m. CST

    Those FUCKING TURTLES

    by jazz_mavericks

    OK, I'm usually a passive kind of individual, but FUCK ME those turtles are annoying!!!! I don't log on to this site to be accosted by cute fucking reptiles before I have a chance to click on something I want to read!!!! I have always been, an for the moment always will be, a staunch AICN supporter - but get FUCKED with these roll overs! I mean, COME ON!!! They are fucking annoying, for movies that ARE NOT COOL, and they just make me hate this site more and more every time I visit...... Fucks sake - I'm tempted to leave here for good and go to IGN it's getting that bad.... What happened to the AICN I used to know and love - not this corporate shell it has become... Harry - Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. Sort this SHIT out and get your god damn site back. I know you need money, but not at the cost of alienating everyone who has stood by you over the years. STOP IT! Have some respect for the people who supported you and helped make this site what it is - and get rid of the FUCKING ROLL OVERS!!!!

  • I loved Stephen King's Mist novella though, so maybe I was a bit biased going in. And I'm a sucker for thick cinematic fog that hides inter-dimensional beasties that like to eat people.

  • March 27, 2011, 1:35 a.m. CST

    lv_426

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Suckerpunch fogs gotta eat...

  • March 27, 2011, 1:52 a.m. CST

    Funny Gany thats exactly how I feel about all your dumbass comments

    by Phategod100

    I wait for the one makes fucking sense but it hasn't happened yet

  • March 27, 2011, 5:13 a.m. CST

    The Rocketeer had a problem...

    by BiggusDickus

    ...the problem being that it opened on the same weekend as Terminator 2. A crying shame, since it's a fantastic little feel-good flick. If JJ brings half the period charm to Captain America, then we're in for a treat. Fingers crossed!

  • March 27, 2011, 5:59 a.m. CST

    How is this news? don't even bother asking if it's cool...sad.

    by Arkhaminmate001

  • So that all the liberal limp dicks like quantize can wet themselves.

  • March 27, 2011, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Worst theme ever

    by The StarWolf

    If Cap ever heard that vulgar song being played with his name, he'd look up the composer and performers and wash out their collective mouths with lye soap. Hard to imagine a more inappropriate theme for the squeaky clean Captain America.

  • March 27, 2011, 11:57 a.m. CST

    But - guys? - this is a BAD thing!

    by Mr Gorilla

    TEAM AMERICA was a satire of stupid flag-waving shit American 'we saved your asses in WW2 and we'll do it again' propaganda. It was about how mass entertainment can so easily become propaganda. (See also STARSHIP TROOPERS.) Does the comparison to CAPTAIN AMERICA not worry you guys? Oh well, never worry, in 2020 it's China's turn to be the world's superpower, so you might as well enjoy your last decade of it.

  • March 27, 2011, 12:08 p.m. CST

    by unit1421

    the iron shiek is about 70 now I think...

  • March 27, 2011, 12:43 p.m. CST

    That sucked....

    by Dark Doom

    Meh

  • I'm nervous about this movie. FOR THE RECORD THE ROCKETEER WAS A BOX OFFICE FAILURE. It also fucking sucked, the characters are one dimensional and cliche. If Joe Johnston makes this movie with the edginess of how the trailer appears when adding "fuck yeah" than it just might be a hit. Of course he is not going to put that song into the movie. However, if he makes Captain America as edgy and violent as possible on a pg-13 rating than it just might be a hit. Also, he is not exactly a genius when it comes to three dimensional characters revealing LAYERS of emotions. From the Rocketeer to The Wolfman when the female and male star seemed to have a one note of emotions throughout the entire movie.

  • March 27, 2011, 4:41 p.m. CST

    TWO MINUTES OF CAPTAIN AMERICA ON YOUTUBE!

    by BurnHollywood

    Watch it before the studio has it pulled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

  • March 27, 2011, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Too bad Kirby didn't live to see Johnson crap all over Captain America!

    by FloatingHolmes

    Straptain America, blasting away at the Nazi's with his side-arm after dissing Joe Simon's character design and putting on a Rob Leifeld-ian nightmare of a substitute. Yeah, I too wish Kirby could be around to rip on Johnson for this foul redesign.

  • March 27, 2011, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Geraldine Ferraro obituary??????????????

    by DoctorWho?

    If DIO doesn't get an obituary on this site then please fuck the hell off!! <p> Respectfully.

  • March 28, 2011, 1:03 a.m. CST

    JACK KIRBY

    by Henry Fool

    I saw Jack Kirby once, when I was fourteen, at a small comic book convention held at a small Hotel Convention Center in Agoura Hills, California back in 1990. He was sitting at a table, not being ignored but not exactly surrounded by people, either. I stared at him with reverence, too shy to go tack to him. I knew who he was but had never read any collections of his works. I didn't talk to him because I couldn't really cite any of his works. Whereas, when I met Carl Macek I had a bunch to say. That was the year he first released Akira into North American Theaters.<br /> <br /> I always wanted to read the Marvel Masterworks Editions of those great early comics. But I just didn't have the money. My manga addiction was eating up all my cash at the time (Akira, Outlanders, Appleseed) And when I did buy stuff from the superhero tradition, I was fixated on getting stuff by that was written by Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Mike Baron or Grant Morrison.

  • March 28, 2011, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Jack Kirby, FUCK YEAH!

    by Stalkeye

    What's this? you passed on an opportunity to speak to the King of Comics?!? Ouch! You Otakus, I swear.. But seriously, One of my biggest regrets was not running into kirby, as for had it not been for his amazing talents, i would have never been into comics,sci fi and other mediums of 'Geekery". i'm still pissed off at how he was exploited and mistreated at Marvel, but thanks to rob liefield and of course the kirby estate, royalities long overdue,(includes movies, videogames,etc.) no doubt are a coming!! Not only did the man revolutionized the industry, but it (also) was Kirby who introduced the first Black Superhero to the comics during the turbulent era of the 60's. (Yes, his idea not Stan's.) Long live the King, Bitches!!

  • Ouch! for the first time, i actually agree with doctorwho. The man who invented the Devil horns finger salute gets no love on AICN. "Aint it cool" indeed.

  • March 28, 2011, 6:30 a.m. CST

    Jobacca

    by thound3

    Inception poorly made?<p> *sigh* <p> Ok there Spielbergo Jr, why don't you head over to one of the major studios and show us all just how a film should be made.<p> And you have the nerve to tell others to get over themselves "lol"<p> And before you regurgitate some standard "You're just a Nolan fanboy" retort, no, I'm actually not. It's just that I can't stand retards like yourself spewing stupidity about the film making process of directors who actually work in the industry.<p> You wouldn't know anything about quality direction if you had a weather vane stuck up your ass<p>

  • March 28, 2011, 10:15 a.m. CST

    The question still remains: WHY?!?!?

    by ATrue

    Captain America is only interesting as a blast-from-the-past, "Well, will you look at that!" style oddity, an icon from a time when there were still Nazis to fight... and women were all supposed to look and act like Donna Reed, and black people were supposed to sit in the back of the bus. Shit, when they tried to revive this character in the FIFTIES it didn't fly so well. Why are we doing this again in the 21st century? It still amazes me that shit like this can get greenlit. This is a truly ridiculous idea in every sense of the word.

  • March 28, 2011, 10:30 a.m. CST

    the trailer makes it look corny.

    by Smitty

  • March 28, 2011, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Rocketeer had Connely's cans, this has cgi skinny Chris Evans

    by THE_CHOPPAH