Greetings! ScoreKeeper here still angry-as-hell that I have to give away these ten DRIVE ANGRY 3D (2011) soundtrack CDs autographed by composer Michael Wandmacher and director Patrick Lussier. It's a damn cool prize none of you deserve. I just don't feel like doing it!
Hmmm, somebody who calls himself "The Accountant" (pffft, what kind of name is that?) has just informed me that if I don't announce the winners right now my soul is damned to hell for all eternity. Yeah, right! That's OK, I was going to do it anyway so take that Section 179 deduction and shove it Accountant!
OK, enough of this balderdash. Here are the winners...
Alex Federman of University Park, Pennsylvannia
Bruce Taylor of Uniontown, Ohio
Chris Delloiacono of Clark, New Jersey
Jordan Weaver of Gainesville, Georgia
Kev Jones of Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Jonathan Marin of Robstown, Texas
Matthew Harper of Bement, Illinois
Noah Schwartzer of Stratford, Connecticut
Todd Hawkins of Maple Valley, Washington
Samuel Cline of Springfield, Missouri
And the lame-o grand prize winner who will be receiving the ultra-rare T-shirt given only to members of the production team is....
Todd Hawkins of Maple Valley, Washington
Congratulations (I guess) to the winners. Prizes should be shipping out soon. You better damn enjoy it.
OK, that's it. Now leave me the hell alone.
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