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Now that's a big Hammer!

Hey folks, Harry here...  at home...  fucking at last...   Watching films on the big screen, surfing the internet at speeds that are of the 21st Century - on my little bike machine thing - and scheduled to begin the science fiction therapy that I need next week to walk - and the first place I went after leaving the hospital to pick up my prescriptions at Target - and while they raided their drug horde to assemble my super serums, Yoko and I decided to run around the store - which usually means I end up going down the Toy aisle - and since it now has THOR toys - I couldn't resist doing this:



But when I got home - our buddy, Edward Mazmanian, sent this image of the new THOR standee:



I can't wait to see Branagh unleash the full might of this mighty hammer, but when I played with the THOR big talking toy today - the dialogue coming out made me giggle with its ferocity.   But seriously...  Geeks - look at that image.   Across the world giant MJOLNIRs are in the lobbies of theaters everywhere.   That's unbelievably awesome.   Just amazing.   I can't wait to see the big lobby displays for the other heroes I never thought I'd see on the big screen like this...  this summer.    

Ain't it cool?

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  • March 8, 2011, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Looks like you lost weight...

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    Good job! :)

  • March 8, 2011, 4:42 p.m. CST


    by Isaac R.

    Scary stuff

  • March 8, 2011, 4:42 p.m. CST


    by WriteForTheEdit

  • March 8, 2011, 4:42 p.m. CST

    THOR toys out already?

    by 3D-Man

    SWEET! Look like I'm stopping by on my way home tonight.

  • March 8, 2011, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Oh, and FIRST!

    by TheGhostWhoLurks


  • March 8, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    That IS a big hammer!

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    I hope they have one in our theater too!

  • March 8, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Is that Hagar the Horrible?

    by alan_poon

  • March 8, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    The beard is perfect

    by Heckles

    You like quite Nordic, my friend.

  • March 8, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    No so Close next Time!!!!

    by raidahguy

  • March 8, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Also, glad to hear you're finally out of the rehab joint.

    by WriteForTheEdit

    Those places are really depressing, under the best of circumstances.

  • March 8, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Get a haircut you hippie

    by raidahguy

  • March 8, 2011, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Look.. dammit

    by Heckles

    Look Nordic. Glad I cleared that up. As to not waste a post... I wonder when the pictures of people trying to pick up the hammer hit the interwebs.

  • March 8, 2011, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Mine is bigger.

    by KilliK


  • March 8, 2011, 4:55 p.m. CST

    the stand-ee behind the thor one..

    by soup74

    is that from the last shrek, or are they actually making a puss in boots movie?

  • March 8, 2011, 5 p.m. CST

    "What kind of a name is Poon?"

    by matt Shimon

    "Comanche Indian." WTG Harry, just when you think you're out? They pull you back in.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:01 p.m. CST

    No offense

    by Colonel Activity

    But you are not very handsome. No more pictures of yourself. Shave your goddamn beard.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Gingervitis the Broad


  • March 8, 2011, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Puss N Boots

    by Parallaxmjm

    Yes, that movie comes out in the fall, so some theatres must have started getting the standees for it.

  • Swing the hammer, Harold!

  • March 8, 2011, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Has anyone else come to the conculsion...

    by matthooper8

    ...that Thor looks really, really bad. The trailers look like a SYFY movie. I could, and probably am wrong, but I can't see one thing about anything we've seen that instills confidence in this film.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:07 p.m. CST


    by matthooper8

    Did I actually post conculsion instead on conclusion. What the fuck is a conculsion?

  • ...make it a funny joke, at least. Why you got to be mean, man? BTW, I'm sure Harry will be laughing about your comment tonight while he's getting blown by his cute wife.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:09 p.m. CST



    hammer looks gay

  • March 8, 2011, 5:09 p.m. CST

    happy you're out of the hospital

    by Monolith_Jones

    Stay well Harry

  • March 8, 2011, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Fucking at last? WTF?

    by Daniel2010

    Shouldn't it be 'At fuckin last'?

  • March 8, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Nope Matt, I am actually looking forward to this one.

    by vic twenty

    My hopes are high, perhaps against reason, that this will come through. I have liked what I've seen so far, to the point that I am staying away from most anything else to avoid any super-spoilerage. Between this, Cap and GL, I am hoping this is a great summer at the movies.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST

    See, "Gingervitis the Broad" is actually funny, and not so mean.

    by WriteForTheEdit

    That made me chuckle.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:12 p.m. CST


    by Fuzzyjefe

    A 'conculsion' is the terrible headache I usually get when I reach the end of a Stephen King novel, resulting from the build-up of goodwill throughout the story slamming head-first into whatever cock-up the last 20 pages have in store. Fortunately, his short stories normally produce 'coolclusions'.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Glad your health looks better than the movie

    by Zurge

    One day I would like to see you up in the screen, representing peeps. Fanboys was good, bit your cameo would have been awesome.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:20 p.m. CST

    write for the edit


    CHOPPAH accepts your good tidings with grace and generosity. Please, feel free to fuck my wife tonight.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:25 p.m. CST

    the Hammer is my penis.

    by oisin5199

    someone had to say it. Captain Hammer!

  • March 8, 2011, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Helmet is pretty cool, but...

    by toshiro-solo

    Not as cool as my good old Hulk Hands. I used to have them in my office, and would sometimes put 'em on and then sneak up on a co-worker and give 'em a Hulk Punch. Good times.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:26 p.m. CST

    the_choppah: I'll be there 'round 8:30

    by WriteForTheEdit

    But seriously, even as a fellow ginger, I can appreciate "gingervitis." Surprised no one has hit me with that yet.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Look, I'm probably wrong...

    by matthooper8

    ..but I have loved everything I've seen from Cap and liked what I've seen from GL. But everything I've seen from Thor to me looks off. On the other hand, this is coming from someone who thought Iron Man 2 would be great....whoops, I screwed the pooch on that mess.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    The beard is not a good look for you

    by googamooga

    I mean, I know it's probably to conceal the double chin, but really, it doesn't look good. You would look a lot younger and healthier without it.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    The POTC standee with the giant pirate's skull is better

    by Bobo_Vision

    I want that thing in my living room.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST


    by Fuzzyjefe

    el tiempo del martillo.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:28 p.m. CST



    I had an asshole like you working for me at one time. Only he was developmentally disabled.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Glad that you're well but...

    by Bobthegrinch

    isn't it time you got rid of that ridiculous beard? I know it's your trade mark and all but y'know. Anyway, I'm genuinely pumped for Thor. From what I've seen in the trailers it looks like they've got the tone right and I sincerely hope it delivers as a fun as hell guy twatting shit with a magic hammer. Again, glad that you're out of hospital and doing well.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:31 p.m. CST

    An Quaker Viking?

    by Shaner Jedi


  • March 8, 2011, 5:33 p.m. CST

    I have a level 85

    by proevad

    Dwarven Paladin named Fathammer. Harry looks like him in this picture. Come play with me fellow WOW freaks. Odds say there has to be one of you geeks that play it.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:34 p.m. CST


    by simongarth2001

  • March 8, 2011, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Cool? Yes, yes it is....

    by u.k. star

    Very, very cool. This is AICN, the galactic hub of negativity, so you will not be the only one who thinks nothing good about Thor. However you'll be in the minority from what I've read elsewhere and heard too. Most people are really looking forward to this and think it looks like, at the least a whole lot of fun. When they hear Branagh is involved they start to think it may also be a little more.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Keep the beard Harry!

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

    It's pure jealousy in here, that's all. Some of these cunts can't even manage a five o'clock shadow in three days.

  • March 8, 2011, 5:40 p.m. CST

    The toys have been at Toys R Us for weeks

    by v3d

  • March 8, 2011, 5:40 p.m. CST

    As ugly as Harry's beard is, it's kind of his trademark

    by Andy Pandy

    and he would have to go back and change all those animated gifs

  • March 8, 2011, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Is this a still from Harry's audition tape for "Valhalla Rising"?


    He was going to be the guy face down in the mud, I hear.

  • And how the f*ck do you actually pronounce: MJOLNIR? Is it Man-jina? Does Harry in fact own a manjina?

  • March 8, 2011, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Keep the beard...

    by Jet Jaguar

    Just as long as you wear that helmet ALL THE TIME

  • March 8, 2011, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Harry + Toy Aisle + Viking Helmet = Amber Alert

    by Doctor_Strangepork

  • March 8, 2011, 6 p.m. CST

    It's pronounced like:

    by Dollar Bird


  • March 8, 2011, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Yeah- get rid of the neck-beard

    by Gil Brooks

    People already know you're a big dude. It ain't hidin nuthin'. Plus, it'll encourage you to eat less, eat better, and exercise more

  • March 8, 2011, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Neck beard has to go

    by the_scream

    Cmon Harry. It's awful. It's really awful. Just grow a short bear all over if you have to but e neck beard doesn't look good man. Listen to the talkbackers.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Kinda creepy

    by proevad

    the way you dudes want to play ken doll with harry.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:08 p.m. CST

    That helmet actually suits you well

    by _Venkman

    I'd make it a permanent thing.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:08 p.m. CST

    This beard....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', down ya go.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:12 p.m. CST

    I agree wit jet_jaguar

    by sweeneydave

    This is the most natural pose I've ever seen of you. The helmet fits you more than any other accessory. You must get it custom made. And you must wear it all the time.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:13 p.m. CST

    That's Paedo-Thor...

    by kubricksnutsack

  • March 8, 2011, 6:15 p.m. CST


    by Fuzzyjefe

    will you polish my helmet while I hold onto my hammer? I'm gonna bring the THUNDA!!!!

  • March 8, 2011, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Dear Big Guy

    by CT1

    I'm somewhat oddly pleased you went to a Target instead of the human refuse bin that you call "Wal-Mart", look at that, got an isle all to "urself" there. But listen, yeah, something's gotta be done with the beard. Look, I totally dig that you want to avoid the George Lucas bullfrog with a tumor goiter Chevy truck-a-thon flab that doesn't compress under the weight of your own head because it's just a giant fucking fat filled pouch of failed self-control, but I feel maybe a serious look into, oh, say maybe a different style wouldn't be a too bad waste of energy. I understand, your ego is very important to you, and you gotta be true to you! Yeah woman-power! But, really, in reality, YOU must adapt to the times and environment.. what you think makes you "cool" and unique is just a trend that you had an emotional resonance to as a kid at that time. Trends and times change, and you risk becoming irrelevant and delusional by holding onto a look that is long gone. But really, there's no right or wrong answer, all of our asses are going to die anyways at some point, so do whatever you want, it truly doesn't matter. Content speaks for itself, appearances don't really matter.. but they can be a good indicator *cough"THE EXPENDABLES is a testicular masterpiece of manish awesomery!!!"* "Why a beard, Master Knowles?" "Ridiculous beards scare me.. it's time my talkbackers shared my dread."

  • March 8, 2011, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Too Bad It Looks So Terrible

    by NeonFrisbee

    Uh oh! Fish-outta-water Facebook joke! Badoioioioioing!

  • March 8, 2011, 6:24 p.m. CST

    that red pubic hair mess assulting ur face.

    by LastStop2006

    Jesus h jumpin ass christ Harry! Shave that eye sore off your face! Its bad enough having to watch king kong diddle your sloppy man tits! Coming to ur site makes me want to punch my computer sometimes! For gods sake have mercy on your wife!

  • March 8, 2011, 6:25 p.m. CST

    down with neck beards!

    by Stugart

    fill that shit in son.. or cut it off for fuck sake. Full blown Grizzly Adams type shit is acceptable, even kinda rad on the right people. Neck beards are only alright when they are a joke, and usually an inside joke at that.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:34 p.m. CST

    off with his beard!

    by elsewhere

  • March 8, 2011, 6:39 p.m. CST

    What should we call Harry's beard?


    Oh, that's right. Yoko!

  • March 8, 2011, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Man, Vincent D'Onofrio has really let himself go.


  • March 8, 2011, 6:40 p.m. CST

    How long has Harry been in a wheelchair?

    by tamethecunt

    three years now? Or is it longer? He's only three years older than me so I was just curious.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Harry's got more bush on his face than there is in Kennebunkport!



  • March 8, 2011, 6:45 p.m. CST

    u are really....

    by LastStop2006

    ...taking advantage of the fact your wife loves you unconditionally right by keeping that firey mange of pubes. Come one dude step your game up..just because u are overweight doesnt mean u just say fuck it to your overall appearnace..take some pride in yourself man...shave up keep it clean or trim and styling..throw casual sport jacket and jeans on with a open collar button down..make ur wife really smile.

  • March 8, 2011, 6:46 p.m. CST

    God of Blunder


  • March 8, 2011, 6:49 p.m. CST

    I litterally laughed out loud...

    by bubcus

    ... when I scrolled down and saw the pic of you in the helmet. That's awesome!!!! Hahaha!

  • March 8, 2011, 6:52 p.m. CST



    The stenosis in my thoracic region of spine put me in the chair for the past 7 years.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Quaker oats...

    by maxjohnson1971

    It's the right thing to do.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Spinal stenosis?

    by maxjohnson1971

    That what you had man? Ouch.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:06 p.m. CST


    by quentintarantado

    "Fucking at last? WTF? by daniel2010" I concur. Yoko might be unhappy you post such details about your home life. Ah, the difference one "at" makes.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Well I'm glad you're out of rehab finally

    by _Venkman

  • March 8, 2011, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Everyone that says Harry needs to shave...

    by maxjohnson1971

    Wait! I JUST got it! He's harry. Get it. Lose the beard dude. It's time. If not for your sake or your wifes, then for ours. That is really a lame look man. And get some shirts that don't require Ray-Ban's to look at. Still, glad you are doing well.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:22 p.m. CST

    That's a serious neckbeard

    by FrodoFraggins

  • March 8, 2011, 7:25 p.m. CST


    by Charlie_Allnut

    You like talkin shit about crippled people people from your computer big man??? Wow. Its called karma buddy.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:25 p.m. CST

    Actually, that helm works on Harry.

    by Yamato

  • March 8, 2011, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Looking thinner - time to shave.

    by JuanSanchez

  • March 8, 2011, 7:31 p.m. CST

    best thor joke

    by BBSloth

    Thor to his wife after making love: "I am THOR!" Thor's wife: "You're thor?! I can hardly walk!" Boom tish!

  • March 8, 2011, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Harry looks like the troll from Masters of the Universe

    by D.Vader

    I think he'd look a bit more respectable if he grew out a *real* beard.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:51 p.m. CST

    harry_the_pedo: True trolls have the decency to be funny.


  • March 8, 2011, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Man, too many movies coming in too quickly...

    by ewokstew

    The month of March alone is blow out,

  • If you haven't already, that is.

  • March 8, 2011, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Too later, vader.


    I stole the sentiment behind your joke. Behold! I ... AM ... CHOPPAH!!!

  • March 8, 2011, 8:04 p.m. CST

    silly me, expected something other than a myspace pic

    by mr teaspoon

  • March 8, 2011, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry Thor is....

    by Quartermass-87

    Converted 3D right? I may be wrong but I am sure its not shot in 3D which sucks. But on the plus side I get to see more Portman so thats an ok trade off. I still hate converted 3D even though Green Hornet didn't completely suck ass. Drive Angry however rocked like a motherfucker but sadly bombed because no one went to see it....yet they see converted shit. Oh well. And hey Harry if you could sometime perhaps provide us a list of 3D flicks actually shot in 3D that would be a good way to weed out the 2D to 3D crappola....LOL. And ignore all the douches who talk shit Harry they are just upset masturbation ain't real sex.

  • March 8, 2011, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry!!!

    by vettebro

    How about focusing the camera!

  • March 8, 2011, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Wow! It's a picture

    by Inexplicable_Nuclear_Balls

    taken in a Target!

  • March 8, 2011, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Yes! That helm rocks! Harry you need a mustache with those whiskers!

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

    The Amish beard thing is so 1994!

  • March 8, 2011, 9:22 p.m. CST

    My GOD! Harry rehab has...

    by Lukes Lost Hand

    Spiraled your beard out of control! Glad to hear you're doing better.

  • March 8, 2011, 10:10 p.m. CST


    by dukeroberts

    Does your razor not work on the neck or...what?

  • March 8, 2011, 10:11 p.m. CST


    by dukeroberts

    Let's see pictures of Yoko dressed as Sif.

  • March 8, 2011, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Who wants to bet...

    by Sardonic

    that 90% of the people ragging on Harry are actually disgusting fat fucks with sweaty manboobs and titanic insecurity issues? And remember, Harry may not be Mr. Sexiest Man Alive, but guess what? Neither are you, and you're the on posting on HIS fucking talkback.

  • Seriously, Harry, WTF is up with that? Not funny. Just icky.

  • You seem like a man with a decent heart, do yourself a solid. Either grow a full beard or no beard.

  • March 8, 2011, 10:38 p.m. CST

    The thing I most want to see Thor hammer is...


    Natalie Portman from behind.

  • HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY! I KEEP LAUGHING EVERY FEW MINUTES! My wife was like, "What's so funny?" and I'm like, "Oh, it's some geek comment on a message board, you wouldn't get it." The Hagar the Horrible comment was good also.

  • March 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Photoshop'd Mr. Red with a fuller Beard

    by TheJudger

    One with a Vincent lip stash.

  • March 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m. CST


    by Astronut

    ... you put up with so many venomous personal attacks, you don't delete them, you leave them intact. And rarely have I seen you fire back, even when the person deserves it. I give you a lot of credit, man. I'm being serious. Good to hear you're out of the hospital, I hope you get well. Thanks for providing this website, Harry, and the TB boards which have given us all a great outlet despite the fact that some of the worst of humanity also come here.

  • March 8, 2011, 11:01 p.m. CST

    Harry - you FINALLY fit into the look of a movie.

    by Professor_Monster

    Seriously - You look like one of those dudes you'd see in the Valhalla pub drinking beers, laughing and pulling a wench on your lap. And yes - I mean it as a compliment - a Walt Simonson background character come to life.

  • March 8, 2011, 11:02 p.m. CST


    by Stugart

    I'd say that 75% of the anti neck-beard posts are well intentioned. I for one just don't want anyone, anywhere, to have one... ever.

  • March 8, 2011, 11:07 p.m. CST

    harry the pedo - dude - chill the fuck out.

    by Professor_Monster

    Why? Your comments are worth a serious ass kicking, especially the one about Harry's mom. I've knocked Headgeek a few times, but that shit is over the line and if you were any kind of man you would feel guilty about your attack on someone who has probably never done a damn thing to you.

  • It's kind of sad.

  • March 8, 2011, 11:12 p.m. CST

    Is that a Puss In Boots standee back there?

    by Professor_Monster

    If so - Thor is looking more like Citizen Kane.

  • March 8, 2011, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Harry, don't you have a job?

    by Cap'n Jack

    Or do you just live off of disability?

  • March 8, 2011, 11:40 p.m. CST

    wow. shouldn't you be in like, a mental institution or something?

    by Astronut

    seriously, WTF man? what did Harry Knowles ever do to you? If you hate him, fine, just do us all a favor and stop coming to the website. After all, you hate him, right? Why even come here? Seriously, you are one fucked up individual. I hope you're locked up some place.

  • I can't believe it, Pedo -- you're actually making Harry likable with your insanely jealous rants. Bitch.

  • March 8, 2011, 11:45 p.m. CST

    oh and btw, harry_the_pedo...

    by Astronut

    ... go back to school and learn some basic grammar, spelling and punctuation. You're such a pathetic loser to be typing the kinds of things you're typing. And I'm sure you're a pillar of the community, right? Mister I'mageekjustlikeeveryoneelsehere? Piss off wanker.

  • March 9, 2011, 12:26 a.m. CST

    The Thor action figures suck

    by disfigurehead

    Pretty much typical shit from Hasbro these days.

  • March 9, 2011, 12:33 a.m. CST

    Harry, make the helmet permanent!

    by Carl XVI Gustaf

    Awesome look! Can't wait for this movie, have to say it really looks like they did everything to make it work as a movie. Saw an episode of the Avengers cartoon yesterday, where they fight Hulk. I got all giddy and giggly when I realized we will see that in live fucking action next year. Unbelievable!!

  • March 9, 2011, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Good god...

    by Sardonic

    You may want to call the cops Harry...I think harry_the_pedo might break into your house and rape you or something. Seriously, he wants to be you. Kill him.

  • March 9, 2011, 2:15 a.m. CST

    You guys playing cards?

    by alan_poon

    Wow, the hatred and venom in that fellow's posts. That is one warped, fucked up mind if ever I saw one. Must be a Hollywood executive.

  • March 9, 2011, 2:21 a.m. CST

    Harry why don't you shave that ugly beard?

    by Bari Umenema

    It's time to get rid of the facial hair Harry. Seriously you look stupid with it.

  • March 9, 2011, 2:26 a.m. CST

    I don't care about Thor

    by SithMenace

    He was one of the queerest Marvel heroes on the stands. I'll stick with Spider-Man and X-Men. Harry, lose the beard. Why don't you ever post pics of your wife?

  • March 9, 2011, 3:32 a.m. CST


    by Carl XVI Gustaf

    "He was one of the queerest Marvel heroes on the stands." Must be written: "He was one of the queerest(not that there's anything wrong with that) Marvel heroes on the stands."

  • March 9, 2011, 3:34 a.m. CST

    Y'know what?

    by UltimaRex

    I propose a talkbacker's pictures page so we can all see what YOU look like before you go mental at Harry. I'll be happy to post my pic to start it off. Though I have a nasty feeling harry_the_pedo IS Harry. I don't want to think that way about the man but it's at the back of my mind and it won't go away.

  • March 9, 2011, 4:18 a.m. CST


    by Righteous Brother

    Now you've put that idea into my head, just imagine if Harry_the_pedo was harry, and it was harry's id somehow trying to get released? Although, its more than likely some low-life piece of shit cowardly talkbacker who has serious issues.

  • March 9, 2011, 4:26 a.m. CST


    by Righteous Brother

    Now you've put that idea into my head, just imagine if Harry_the_pedo was harry, and it was harry's id somehow trying to get released? Although, its more than likely some low-life piece of shit cowardly talkbacker who has serious issues.

  • March 9, 2011, 4:30 a.m. CST

    Harry Checklist...

    by quantize

    in this order 1. Get Walking..and KEEP walking 2. Get to the dentist...soon 3. Shave off that ludicrous hillbilly beard...time for a new you to go with the walking 4. Then buy Thor toys.

  • March 9, 2011, 4:39 a.m. CST

    Harry, yellow teeth aint a good look..

    by jack Bauer

    I mean that with no disrespect, you are more than well aware of weight issues and I hope you do something to sort it out as it may affect your mobility. The beard and look are none of my business but look after the old nashers, trust me, when they go wrong that stuff hurts like hell... And yellow teeth just looks trampy..Sorry mate, had to be said..

  • March 9, 2011, 5:08 a.m. CST

    That beard. You didn't buy it off a fellow called Rum

    by alan_poon

    Captain Redbeard Rum by any chance?

  • March 9, 2011, 5:22 a.m. CST

    The perspective on Mjollnir

    by Fremen

    seems out of wack in that pic. The handle seems way too short for that big of hammer head. I haven't read a Thor comic in years, and I don't think the recent cartoon Mjollnirs are that short, IIRC. Can anyone tell me for sure, or is it just for the standee, to save room?

  • March 9, 2011, 5:30 a.m. CST

    Actually Harry pretty badass with the beard and the

    by KilliK

    helmet.Wouldnt mind to see him as a cameo in the Thor flick,playing an Asgardian god or that fat-ass redhead from the Warriors Three.

  • March 9, 2011, 5:33 a.m. CST


    by steve

  • March 9, 2011, 5:57 a.m. CST

    If you keep the beard

    by Falterdan

    You HAVE to wear that helmet, it works too well.

  • March 9, 2011, 6:47 a.m. CST


    by UltimaRex

    You're a little late with that.

  • March 9, 2011, 7:15 a.m. CST

    No one's gone with the "Thor's a homo." line yet?

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    Or did I miss it.

  • March 9, 2011, 7:42 a.m. CST

    ahole ramirez

    by Astronut

    None of your business

  • Are you defending harry_the_pedo now?

  • March 9, 2011, 8:01 a.m. CST

    by Colonel Activity

    I would have no problem with a user page. Not. One. Bit.

  • March 9, 2011, 8:23 a.m. CST


    by klytusnotdead

    keep up the good work, and continue to get better, oh and PEDO, tell us where you live, I will glady kick you ass.end of line.

  • March 9, 2011, 8:24 a.m. CST

    The Thor movie hammer toys are pretty cool

    by MooseMalloy

  • Get well soon Harry! Best wishes! 'harry_the_pedo' has had his 10 seconds of fame. Delete it from his Andy Warhol allotted time.

  • March 9, 2011, 9:16 a.m. CST

    They should call that beard style "Woman Repellant"

    by Stan Gable

    I really could not envision worse facial hair than that. Harry has got to know that it looks like shit and he either doesn't care or is trying to make some kind of statement like "I know I am physically disgusting, so rather than try to do the best with what I have, I am going 100% in the other direction to have the most grotesque appearance possible." Please show me any examples in society where that beard is considered attractive or fashionable. I understand that shaving is a pain in the ass, especially when you have hair growing down the front of your neck - I have it too. It would not be so obviously hideous if Harry had hair on his cheeks and chin too, it would then just look like your standard mountain man beard. Here, Harry is either shaving his face and ignoring his neck, or he has some weird facial hair pattern where no hair grows on his face to have a full beard. Maybe his logic is that he doesn't want any hair to get in the way of the food making it into his mouth, but he wants a permanent bib to sop up everything that runs out of it. I would imagine that if Harry could see his crotch, he would shave off the bush above his micro-penis and cultivate a massive red growth on his balls to match his face.

  • March 9, 2011, 9:19 a.m. CST

    God you're ugly

    by BilboRing

  • March 9, 2011, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Ahhh, good to see you're out, Harry.

    by Mr Nicholas

  • March 9, 2011, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Oh for pete's sake!!!

    by AsimovLives

    If i understood this well, this is post about a guy of my age, who will be 40 years old this year, boasting and going all giddy because he played with a movie action man toy. You know, it's all good and dandy to still retain some of our childhood in our adult years, but there's limits!!! There ought to be limits to this mindset. Specially in this times of great economic crisis! It's callous!

  • March 9, 2011, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Please tell me you bought the helmet Harry

    by Klytus_I.m_Bored

    And that you didn't just put it back after trying it on. I would hate to be the kid who inadvertently tried the helmet on after him only to be confronted with a cloud of piss- and sweat-smelling odor.

  • March 9, 2011, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Harry actually would've fitted in quite nicely

    by lprothro

    in this film. Also could've been a decent Hogunn.

  • March 9, 2011, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Wait, not the mongol dude, the big bearded

    by lprothro

    one that Ray Stevenson's playing.

  • March 9, 2011, 10:02 a.m. CST

    All the toy hatred is hilarious

    by MooseMalloy

    Geek rookies.

  • March 9, 2011, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Harry looks like Brian Blessed in "Flash Gordon" in that helmet.

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    It's true. "Second wave----DIVE!"

  • March 9, 2011, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Welcome Home Harry

    by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage

    Good Luck on your Rehab

  • March 9, 2011, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Harry forgot to FIRST this thread?

    by MacReady452

  • March 9, 2011, 11:49 a.m. CST

    feel better harry, good luck with therapy

    by belowzeros

  • March 9, 2011, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Why does Harry "enjoy baby rape"?

    by Astronut

    Am I missing something?

  • March 9, 2011, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Some of you people are despicable

    by Astronut


  • March 9, 2011, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Thor's Hammer design sucks

    by GhostofLesterBangs

    I get that they are going more for the Kirby era design but there was a special on the history channel recently about Thor and they showed a hammer that kicked the shit out of this one (presuming it's modeled on the hero one used in the film). The one in the History channel special had all kinds of Norse shit on it think if WETA had designed one for the Theoden in TTT. Btw, that History channel special on Thor was really great and I recommend you DVR it if it's still showing. Who knew that Thursday was from "Thor's"Day?

  • March 9, 2011, 1:10 p.m. CST

    mr ahole ramirez

    by AsimovLives

    Can it be that some people might have been impressed with the movie, but liking it is not exactly the correct way to describe their feelings about it? Liking in the sens eof enjoyment, if you know what i mean. i know many people seem to think the only way to like a movie is to have fun for it. But might you have considered the possibility that you might like or at least admire a movie which has nothing in it that would make a person feel fun and entertained in the normal definiton of the words? I'm just saying. I really doubt that when Harry saw A SERBIAN FILm, he didn't came out of it saying "i had lots of fun with this movie, it's so fun!!!". You know what i mean?

  • March 9, 2011, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Harry is disgusting!

    by Paul

    Harry, you have got to be one of the most disgusting looking people I have ever seen. You really need to warn people ahead of time before you go off posting pictures of yourself. I almost lost my damn lunch! Shave the beard, it's not hiding your fat neck. We all know you have a fat neck, now it just looks grimy too with all the nasty pube hair on it. I've never posted before but I was so appalled by your picture that I broke down and created the account just to address it. It's gross, you are gross. Stop posting pictures of yourself until you get some surgery or start posting disclaimers. Based on the headline, I thought I was going to see a badass Thor pic for fucks sake! And before all the haters tear my post up, I'm sick and tired of being nice. Harry is morbidly obese. He didn't get that way as a side effect of some weird medication, he ate himself to that point then grew some yeti-looking beard to try to make his face look somewhat normal shaped.

  • March 9, 2011, 3:28 p.m. CST

    The Beard

    by erykthedead

    Dude, I know you ignore most of the morons with the fat jokes/insults/rants because you know not one of them is in a better place physically or emotionally; but it's time to shave the beard and perhaps regrow it. You've lost enough weight in the neck and jaw area to make it look like your face is pulling away from the beard and it's odd, at best. Keep of the fight

  • March 9, 2011, 4:17 p.m. CST


    by UltimaRex

    I meant h-i-p's hatred had already consumed him. Thus the lateness.

  • March 9, 2011, 4:39 p.m. CST

    mr ahole ramirez

    by AsimovLives

    Whatyou want me to say about Abrams's STINO? Becasue i have lots of things to say about it. t's not just shit and crap, you know? The shit and crap is just the very summarized version, since i got a bit tired of writing hundreds of thousands of words about why the movie sucks. I can't always carry the original Shakespeare, eventually i had to go with the cliff notes version, if you know what i mean. And you shoudl take seriously everything i say about movies because i take all this movie stuff very seriously. I'm no slouch movie geek who just takes it all in stride no question asked, if you know what i mean.

  • March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m. CST

    What an interesting theory

    by CT1

    harry the pedo COULD be Harry himself. Harry is very very intelligent, just... "misguided" in where he directs it, and there's generally a constant stream of subtlety veiled taunts and jabs in his writings when he disagrees with popular opinion.. it is NOT far from the realm of reality for this to be a case of Harry performing his own "Inception" on us, and having us self-generate our own idea that Harry deserves some sympathy and compassion.. how ironic. "The vultures are circling.. the sicker Maurice Fischer becomes, the more powerful Peter Browning becomes. I've had ample opportunity to observe Browning, doctor his physical presence, study his mannerisms, and so on and so forth. So now in the first layer of the dream, I can impersonate Browning, and suggest concepts to Fischer's conscious mind. Then, when we take him a layer deeper, his own projection of Browning should, SHOULD feed that right back to him." *big boy voice* "So he gives himself the idea?" "Precisely. That's the only way it'll stick.. it has to seem self generated." "Knowles.. I AM impressed."

  • March 10, 2011, 3:32 a.m. CST

    "Who knew that Thursday was from "Thor's"Day?"

    by buggerbugger

    Uh... pretty much everyone except you, it would seem? I guess that you don't know where Wednesday comes from? Odin's Day.

  • March 10, 2011, 4:21 a.m. CST

    Great to hear you 're home, Harry

    by celia

    You look happy :) Best wishes from Athens, Greece.

  • March 10, 2011, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Harry has chosen the cavity creeps...and heres why

    by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage

    i kid..people lets not be so hard on harry his tooth issues probably have something to do with being in a hospital laid up for 2+ months..i went through the same issue when i had reconstructive knee surgery

  • March 10, 2011, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Harry has chosen the cavity creeps...and heres why

    by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage

    i kid..people lets not be so hard on harry his tooth issues probably have something to do with being in a hospital laid up for 2+ months..i went through the same issue when i had reconstructive knee surgery

  • March 10, 2011, 9:33 a.m. CST


    by ass clown

    I don't know Harry, I'm just not all that jacked to see a picture of you wearing a $2.99 toy store Thor helmet with that yellow-brown grin. I will say this, you definitely have lost weight, but come on, you've gotta have a little bit of cash after all these years, get a fucking haircut and wash your clothes. That's all folks.

  • March 10, 2011, 9:37 a.m. CST


    by ass clown

    I mean, are they supposed to have some kind of magical slimming effect? Are they the only shirt made in XXXXXXL. I know several fat guys and all of them like to wear hawaiian shirts so it baffles me. In my opinion, they look just as fat as ever. Hmmm... perhaps its the Samoans over there that make them think its cool or perhaps I'm just missing the whole point. Somebody fill me in.

  • March 10, 2011, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Irresponsible spending on AICN

    by AsimovLives

    First is was a statue of robocop, now it's useless movie merchandize toys. God, give me strenghs! How easy it is to despair for the spieces.

  • March 10, 2011, 2:02 p.m. CST

    ass clown, it's a mystery for the ages.

    by AsimovLives

    By the way, i'm digging you, dude. You are one of the coolest newbies in here. You plan on staying at AICN?

  • March 10, 2011, 2:08 p.m. CST

    "Thursday was from "Thor's"Day?"

    by AsimovLives

    I'm portuguese, in my country Thursday is called "Quinta-Feira", which means it has anothing at all to do with the pagan naming of the week days, and yet i did knew that the english naming of thursday was from the old english for Thor's Day or Thunder Day, a remnant of the cultural influence of the saxon invaders of old britain. If this portuguese knows about it, but some american doesn't, what does it say about the education of that american?

  • March 10, 2011, 2:10 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    "I must admit, I get perverse pleasure out of dark, fucked up movies. Most recently, Black Death and Triangle" I know what you mean. Recently for me, that would be VALHALLA RISING. I can't get enough of it. And as you can testify, it is a dark fucked up movie.

  • March 10, 2011, 2:12 p.m. CST

    mr ahole ramirez

    by AsimovLives

    "maybe too seriously if the tenth letter of the alphabet is repeated twice in the article" That is hillarious!!! Well played, friend, well played!