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Now that's a big Hammer!
Hey folks, Harry here... at home... fucking at last... Watching films on the big screen, surfing the internet at speeds that are of the 21st Century - on my little bike machine thing - and scheduled to begin the science fiction therapy that I need next week to walk - and the first place I went after leaving the hospital to pick up my prescriptions at Target - and while they raided their drug horde to assemble my super serums, Yoko and I decided to run around the store - which usually means I end up going down the Toy aisle - and since it now has THOR toys - I couldn't resist doing this:

But when I got home - our buddy, Edward Mazmanian, sent this image of the new THOR standee:

I can't wait to see Branagh unleash the full might of this mighty hammer, but when I played with the THOR big talking toy today - the dialogue coming out made me giggle with its ferocity. But seriously... Geeks - look at that image. Across the world giant MJOLNIRs are in the lobbies of theaters everywhere. That's unbelievably awesome. Just amazing. I can't wait to see the big lobby displays for the other heroes I never thought I'd see on the big screen like this... this summer.
Ain't it cool?
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Good job! :)
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Scary stuff
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SWEET! Look like I'm stopping by on my way home tonight.
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I hope they have one in our theater too!
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You like quite Nordic, my friend.
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March 8, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST
Also, glad to hear you're finally out of the rehab joint.
by WriteForTheEdit
Those places are really depressing, under the best of circumstances.
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Look Nordic. Glad I cleared that up. As to not waste a post... I wonder when the pictures of people trying to pick up the hammer hit the interwebs.
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is that from the last shrek, or are they actually making a puss in boots movie?
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"Comanche Indian." WTG Harry, just when you think you're out? They pull you back in.
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But you are not very handsome. No more pictures of yourself. Shave your goddamn beard.
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Yes, that movie comes out in the fall, so some theatres must have started getting the standees for it.
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March 8, 2011, 5:03 p.m. CST
They call the toy hammer the Thunder Hammer, not Mjolnir (spelled right?)
by vic twenty
Swing the hammer, Harold!
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...that Thor looks really, really bad. The trailers look like a SYFY movie. I could, and probably am wrong, but I can't see one thing about anything we've seen that instills confidence in this film.
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Did I actually post conculsion instead on conclusion. What the fuck is a conculsion?
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March 8, 2011, 5:08 p.m. CST
colonel activity: if you're going to make a schoolyard-bully remark like that...
by WriteForTheEdit
...make it a funny joke, at least. Why you got to be mean, man? BTW, I'm sure Harry will be laughing about your comment tonight while he's getting blown by his cute wife.
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hammer looks gay
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Stay well Harry
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Shouldn't it be 'At fuckin last'?
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My hopes are high, perhaps against reason, that this will come through. I have liked what I've seen so far, to the point that I am staying away from most anything else to avoid any super-spoilerage. Between this, Cap and GL, I am hoping this is a great summer at the movies.
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March 8, 2011, 5:10 p.m. CST
See, "Gingervitis the Broad" is actually funny, and not so mean.
by WriteForTheEdit
That made me chuckle.
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A 'conculsion' is the terrible headache I usually get when I reach the end of a Stephen King novel, resulting from the build-up of goodwill throughout the story slamming head-first into whatever cock-up the last 20 pages have in store. Fortunately, his short stories normally produce 'coolclusions'.
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One day I would like to see you up in the screen, representing peeps. Fanboys was good, bit your cameo would have been awesome.
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CHOPPAH accepts your good tidings with grace and generosity. Please, feel free to fuck my wife tonight.
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someone had to say it. Captain Hammer!
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Not as cool as my good old Hulk Hands. I used to have them in my office, and would sometimes put 'em on and then sneak up on a co-worker and give 'em a Hulk Punch. Good times.
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But seriously, even as a fellow ginger, I can appreciate "gingervitis." Surprised no one has hit me with that yet.
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..but I have loved everything I've seen from Cap and liked what I've seen from GL. But everything I've seen from Thor to me looks off. On the other hand, this is coming from someone who thought Iron Man 2 would be great....whoops, I screwed the pooch on that mess.
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I mean, I know it's probably to conceal the double chin, but really, it doesn't look good. You would look a lot younger and healthier without it.
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March 8, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST
The POTC standee with the giant pirate's skull is better
by Bobo_Vision
I want that thing in my living room.
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el tiempo del martillo.
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I had an asshole like you working for me at one time. Only he was developmentally disabled.
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isn't it time you got rid of that ridiculous beard? I know it's your trade mark and all but y'know. Anyway, I'm genuinely pumped for Thor. From what I've seen in the trailers it looks like they've got the tone right and I sincerely hope it delivers as a fun as hell guy twatting shit with a magic hammer. Again, glad that you're out of hospital and doing well.
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Huh?
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Dwarven Paladin named Fathammer. Harry looks like him in this picture. Come play with me fellow WOW freaks. Odds say there has to be one of you geeks that play it.
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Very, very cool. This is AICN, the galactic hub of negativity, so you will not be the only one who thinks nothing good about Thor. However you'll be in the minority from what I've read elsewhere and heard too. Most people are really looking forward to this and think it looks like, at the least a whole lot of fun. When they hear Branagh is involved they start to think it may also be a little more.
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It's pure jealousy in here, that's all. Some of these cunts can't even manage a five o'clock shadow in three days.
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and he would have to go back and change all those animated gifs
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March 8, 2011, 5:46 p.m. CST
Is this a still from Harry's audition tape for "Valhalla Rising"?
by THE_CHOPPAH
He was going to be the guy face down in the mud, I hear.
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March 8, 2011, 5:48 p.m. CST
Harry's Beard: reminds me of the Oliver Reed, Werewolf make-up from Hammer films.
by Jeff Myers
And how the f*ck do you actually pronounce: MJOLNIR? Is it Man-jina? Does Harry in fact own a manjina?
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Just as long as you wear that helmet ALL THE TIME
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m'yoll-ner
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People already know you're a big dude. It ain't hidin nuthin'. Plus, it'll encourage you to eat less, eat better, and exercise more
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Cmon Harry. It's awful. It's really awful. Just grow a short bear all over if you have to but e neck beard doesn't look good man. Listen to the talkbackers.
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the way you dudes want to play ken doll with harry.
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I'd make it a permanent thing.
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swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', down ya go.
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This is the most natural pose I've ever seen of you. The helmet fits you more than any other accessory. You must get it custom made. And you must wear it all the time.
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will you polish my helmet while I hold onto my hammer? I'm gonna bring the THUNDA!!!!
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I'm somewhat oddly pleased you went to a Target instead of the human refuse bin that you call "Wal-Mart", look at that, got an isle all to "urself" there. But listen, yeah, something's gotta be done with the beard. Look, I totally dig that you want to avoid the George Lucas bullfrog with a tumor goiter Chevy truck-a-thon flab that doesn't compress under the weight of your own head because it's just a giant fucking fat filled pouch of failed self-control, but I feel maybe a serious look into, oh, say maybe a different style wouldn't be a too bad waste of energy. I understand, your ego is very important to you, and you gotta be true to you! Yeah woman-power! But, really, in reality, YOU must adapt to the times and environment.. what you think makes you "cool" and unique is just a trend that you had an emotional resonance to as a kid at that time. Trends and times change, and you risk becoming irrelevant and delusional by holding onto a look that is long gone. But really, there's no right or wrong answer, all of our asses are going to die anyways at some point, so do whatever you want, it truly doesn't matter. Content speaks for itself, appearances don't really matter.. but they can be a good indicator *cough"THE EXPENDABLES is a testicular masterpiece of manish awesomery!!!"* "Why a beard, Master Knowles?" "Ridiculous beards scare me.. it's time my talkbackers shared my dread."
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Uh oh! Fish-outta-water Facebook joke! Badoioioioioing!
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Jesus h jumpin ass christ Harry! Shave that eye sore off your face! Its bad enough having to watch king kong diddle your sloppy man tits! Coming to ur site makes me want to punch my computer sometimes! For gods sake have mercy on your wife!
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fill that shit in son.. or cut it off for fuck sake. Full blown Grizzly Adams type shit is acceptable, even kinda rad on the right people. Neck beards are only alright when they are a joke, and usually an inside joke at that.
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Oh, that's right. Yoko!
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three years now? Or is it longer? He's only three years older than me so I was just curious.
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March 8, 2011, 6:45 p.m. CST
Harry's got more bush on his face than there is in Kennebunkport!
by THE_CHOPPAH
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...taking advantage of the fact your wife loves you unconditionally right by keeping that firey mange of pubes. Come one dude step your game up..just because u are overweight doesnt mean u just say fuck it to your overall appearnace..take some pride in yourself man...shave up keep it clean or trim and styling..throw casual sport jacket and jeans on with a open collar button down..make ur wife really smile.
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... when I scrolled down and saw the pic of you in the helmet. That's awesome!!!! Hahaha!
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The stenosis in my thoracic region of spine put me in the chair for the past 7 years.
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It's the right thing to do.
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That what you had man? Ouch.
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"Fucking at last? WTF? by daniel2010" I concur. Yoko might be unhappy you post such details about your home life. Ah, the difference one "at" makes.
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Wait! I JUST got it! He's harry. Get it. Lose the beard dude. It's time. If not for your sake or your wifes, then for ours. That is really a lame look man. And get some shirts that don't require Ray-Ban's to look at. Still, glad you are doing well.
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You like talkin shit about crippled people people from your computer big man??? Wow. Its called karma buddy.
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March 8, 2011, 7:28 p.m. CST
Oh, and yes, there are a lot of evil trolls on this board that I am now wishing cancer on.
by Yamato
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Thor to his wife after making love: "I am THOR!" Thor's wife: "You're thor?! I can hardly walk!" Boom tish!
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I think he'd look a bit more respectable if he grew out a *real* beard.
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March 8, 2011, 7:51 p.m. CST
harry_the_pedo: True trolls have the decency to be funny.
by THE_CHOPPAH
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The month of March alone is blow out,
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March 8, 2011, 7:52 p.m. CST
d.vader: Be sure to mention that in the Masters of the Universe thread.
by THE_CHOPPAH
If you haven't already, that is.
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I stole the sentiment behind your joke. Behold! I ... AM ... CHOPPAH!!!
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Converted 3D right? I may be wrong but I am sure its not shot in 3D which sucks. But on the plus side I get to see more Portman so thats an ok trade off. I still hate converted 3D even though Green Hornet didn't completely suck ass. Drive Angry however rocked like a motherfucker but sadly bombed because no one went to see it....yet they see converted shit. Oh well. And hey Harry if you could sometime perhaps provide us a list of 3D flicks actually shot in 3D that would be a good way to weed out the 2D to 3D crappola....LOL. And ignore all the douches who talk shit Harry they are just upset masturbation ain't real sex.
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How about focusing the camera!
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taken in a Target!
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March 8, 2011, 9:17 p.m. CST
Yes! That helm rocks! Harry you need a mustache with those whiskers!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
The Amish beard thing is so 1994!
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Spiraled your beard out of control! Glad to hear you're doing better.
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Does your razor not work on the neck or...what?
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Let's see pictures of Yoko dressed as Sif.
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that 90% of the people ragging on Harry are actually disgusting fat fucks with sweaty manboobs and titanic insecurity issues? And remember, Harry may not be Mr. Sexiest Man Alive, but guess what? Neither are you, and you're the on posting on HIS fucking talkback.
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March 8, 2011, 10:25 p.m. CST
I prefer real photos of Harry goofing than animations, especially being molested by giant apes
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Seriously, Harry, WTF is up with that? Not funny. Just icky.
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March 8, 2011, 10:37 p.m. CST
Please ditch the neck beard, you are just playing into the stereo type.
by moorE12
You seem like a man with a decent heart, do yourself a solid. Either grow a full beard or no beard.
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Natalie Portman from behind.
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March 8, 2011, 10:41 p.m. CST
OMFG I JUST LAUGHED SO FUCKING LOUD AT THAT "HARRY IN THE TOY AISLE AMBER ALERT" COMMENT
by Astronut
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY! I KEEP LAUGHING EVERY FEW MINUTES! My wife was like, "What's so funny?" and I'm like, "Oh, it's some geek comment on a message board, you wouldn't get it." The Hagar the Horrible comment was good also.
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One with a Vincent lip stash. http://oi52.tinypic.com/2qaqt8g.jpg
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March 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m. CST
HARRY I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU, YOU MUST HAVE GREAT TOLERANCE
by Astronut
... you put up with so many venomous personal attacks, you don't delete them, you leave them intact. And rarely have I seen you fire back, even when the person deserves it. I give you a lot of credit, man. I'm being serious. Good to hear you're out of the hospital, I hope you get well. Thanks for providing this website, Harry, and the TB boards which have given us all a great outlet despite the fact that some of the worst of humanity also come here.
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March 8, 2011, 11:01 p.m. CST
Harry - you FINALLY fit into the look of a movie.
by Professor_Monster
Seriously - You look like one of those dudes you'd see in the Valhalla pub drinking beers, laughing and pulling a wench on your lap. And yes - I mean it as a compliment - a Walt Simonson background character come to life.
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I'd say that 75% of the anti neck-beard posts are well intentioned. I for one just don't want anyone, anywhere, to have one... ever.
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Why? Your comments are worth a serious ass kicking, especially the one about Harry's mom. I've knocked Headgeek a few times, but that shit is over the line and if you were any kind of man you would feel guilty about your attack on someone who has probably never done a damn thing to you.
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March 8, 2011, 11:10 p.m. CST
Some folks are vile, sandy cuntful, dickless, pasty taint smothered assholes towards Harry
by TheJudger
It's kind of sad.
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If so - Thor is looking more like Citizen Kane.
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Or do you just live off of disability?
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March 8, 2011, 11:40 p.m. CST
wow. shouldn't you be in like, a mental institution or something?
by Astronut
seriously, WTF man? what did Harry Knowles ever do to you? If you hate him, fine, just do us all a favor and stop coming to the website. After all, you hate him, right? Why even come here? Seriously, you are one fucked up individual. I hope you're locked up some place.
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March 8, 2011, 11:41 p.m. CST
Harry_The_Pedo: It's a testament to Harry that he doesn't delete your fucking, pathetic ass out of here! Bravo, Harry!
by MARCEL_THE_NEGRO_PROJECTIONIST
I can't believe it, Pedo -- you're actually making Harry likable with your insanely jealous rants. Bitch.
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... go back to school and learn some basic grammar, spelling and punctuation. You're such a pathetic loser to be typing the kinds of things you're typing. And I'm sure you're a pillar of the community, right? Mister I'mageekjustlikeeveryoneelsehere? Piss off wanker.
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Pretty much typical shit from Hasbro these days.
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Awesome look! Can't wait for this movie, have to say it really looks like they did everything to make it work as a movie. Saw an episode of the Avengers cartoon yesterday, where they fight Hulk. I got all giddy and giggly when I realized we will see that in live fucking action next year. Unbelievable!!
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You may want to call the cops Harry...I think harry_the_pedo might break into your house and rape you or something. Seriously, he wants to be you. Kill him.
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Wow, the hatred and venom in that fellow's posts. That is one warped, fucked up mind if ever I saw one. Must be a Hollywood executive.
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It's time to get rid of the facial hair Harry. Seriously you look stupid with it.
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He was one of the queerest Marvel heroes on the stands. I'll stick with Spider-Man and X-Men. Harry, lose the beard. Why don't you ever post pics of your wife?
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"He was one of the queerest Marvel heroes on the stands." Must be written: "He was one of the queerest(not that there's anything wrong with that) Marvel heroes on the stands."
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I propose a talkbacker's pictures page so we can all see what YOU look like before you go mental at Harry. I'll be happy to post my pic to start it off. Though I have a nasty feeling harry_the_pedo IS Harry. I don't want to think that way about the man but it's at the back of my mind and it won't go away.
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Now you've put that idea into my head, just imagine if Harry_the_pedo was harry, and it was harry's id somehow trying to get released? Although, its more than likely some low-life piece of shit cowardly talkbacker who has serious issues.
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Now you've put that idea into my head, just imagine if Harry_the_pedo was harry, and it was harry's id somehow trying to get released? Although, its more than likely some low-life piece of shit cowardly talkbacker who has serious issues.
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in this order 1. Get Walking..and KEEP walking 2. Get to the dentist...soon 3. Shave off that ludicrous hillbilly beard...time for a new you to go with the walking 4. Then buy Thor toys.
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I mean that with no disrespect, you are more than well aware of weight issues and I hope you do something to sort it out as it may affect your mobility. The beard and look are none of my business but look after the old nashers, trust me, when they go wrong that stuff hurts like hell... And yellow teeth just looks trampy..Sorry mate, had to be said..
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Captain Redbeard Rum by any chance?
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seems out of wack in that pic. The handle seems way too short for that big of hammer head. I haven't read a Thor comic in years, and I don't think the recent cartoon Mjollnirs are that short, IIRC. Can anyone tell me for sure, or is it just for the standee, to save room?
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helmet.Wouldnt mind to see him as a cameo in the Thor flick,playing an Asgardian god or that fat-ass redhead from the Warriors Three.
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You HAVE to wear that helmet, it works too well.
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March 9, 2011, 6:45 a.m. CST
To harry_the_pedo, your hatred will consume you until there is nothing left...
by Arafel
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You're a little late with that.
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March 9, 2011, 7:15 a.m. CST
No one's gone with the "Thor's a homo." line yet?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Or did I miss it.
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None of your business
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March 9, 2011, 7:57 a.m. CST
TO: Ultimarex, how the fuck can I be "a little late with that" when I just read it?
by Arafel
Are you defending harry_the_pedo now?
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I would have no problem with a user page. Not. One. Bit.
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keep up the good work, and continue to get better, oh and PEDO, tell us where you live, I will glady kick you ass.end of line.
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March 9, 2011, 8:33 a.m. CST
FULL RESPECT HARRY - for leaving the demented, sick-puppy ramblings of 'harry_the_pedo'.
by Jeff Myers
Get well soon Harry! Best wishes! 'harry_the_pedo' has had his 10 seconds of fame. Delete it from his Andy Warhol allotted time.
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I really could not envision worse facial hair than that. Harry has got to know that it looks like shit and he either doesn't care or is trying to make some kind of statement like "I know I am physically disgusting, so rather than try to do the best with what I have, I am going 100% in the other direction to have the most grotesque appearance possible." Please show me any examples in society where that beard is considered attractive or fashionable. I understand that shaving is a pain in the ass, especially when you have hair growing down the front of your neck - I have it too. It would not be so obviously hideous if Harry had hair on his cheeks and chin too, it would then just look like your standard mountain man beard. Here, Harry is either shaving his face and ignoring his neck, or he has some weird facial hair pattern where no hair grows on his face to have a full beard. Maybe his logic is that he doesn't want any hair to get in the way of the food making it into his mouth, but he wants a permanent bib to sop up everything that runs out of it. I would imagine that if Harry could see his crotch, he would shave off the bush above his micro-penis and cultivate a massive red growth on his balls to match his face.
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If i understood this well, this is post about a guy of my age, who will be 40 years old this year, boasting and going all giddy because he played with a movie action man toy. You know, it's all good and dandy to still retain some of our childhood in our adult years, but there's limits!!! There ought to be limits to this mindset. Specially in this times of great economic crisis! It's callous!
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And that you didn't just put it back after trying it on. I would hate to be the kid who inadvertently tried the helmet on after him only to be confronted with a cloud of piss- and sweat-smelling odor.
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in this film. Also could've been a decent Hogunn.
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one that Ray Stevenson's playing.
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Geek rookies.
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March 9, 2011, 10:09 a.m. CST
Harry looks like Brian Blessed in "Flash Gordon" in that helmet.
by The Reluctant Austinite
It's true. "Second wave----DIVE!"
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Good Luck on your Rehab
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Am I missing something?
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Seriously.
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I get that they are going more for the Kirby era design but there was a special on the history channel recently about Thor and they showed a hammer that kicked the shit out of this one (presuming it's modeled on the hero one used in the film). The one in the History channel special had all kinds of Norse shit on it think if WETA had designed one for the Theoden in TTT. Btw, that History channel special on Thor was really great and I recommend you DVR it if it's still showing. Who knew that Thursday was from "Thor's"Day?
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Can it be that some people might have been impressed with the movie, but liking it is not exactly the correct way to describe their feelings about it? Liking in the sens eof enjoyment, if you know what i mean. i know many people seem to think the only way to like a movie is to have fun for it. But might you have considered the possibility that you might like or at least admire a movie which has nothing in it that would make a person feel fun and entertained in the normal definiton of the words? I'm just saying. I really doubt that when Harry saw A SERBIAN FILm, he didn't came out of it saying "i had lots of fun with this movie, it's so fun!!!". You know what i mean?
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Harry, you have got to be one of the most disgusting looking people I have ever seen. You really need to warn people ahead of time before you go off posting pictures of yourself. I almost lost my damn lunch! Shave the beard, it's not hiding your fat neck. We all know you have a fat neck, now it just looks grimy too with all the nasty pube hair on it. I've never posted before but I was so appalled by your picture that I broke down and created the account just to address it. It's gross, you are gross. Stop posting pictures of yourself until you get some surgery or start posting disclaimers. Based on the headline, I thought I was going to see a badass Thor pic for fucks sake! And before all the haters tear my post up, I'm sick and tired of being nice. Harry is morbidly obese. He didn't get that way as a side effect of some weird medication, he ate himself to that point then grew some yeti-looking beard to try to make his face look somewhat normal shaped.
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Dude, I know you ignore most of the morons with the fat jokes/insults/rants because you know not one of them is in a better place physically or emotionally; but it's time to shave the beard and perhaps regrow it. You've lost enough weight in the neck and jaw area to make it look like your face is pulling away from the beard and it's odd, at best. Keep of the fight
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I meant h-i-p's hatred had already consumed him. Thus the lateness.
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Whatyou want me to say about Abrams's STINO? Becasue i have lots of things to say about it. t's not just shit and crap, you know? The shit and crap is just the very summarized version, since i got a bit tired of writing hundreds of thousands of words about why the movie sucks. I can't always carry the original Shakespeare, eventually i had to go with the cliff notes version, if you know what i mean. And you shoudl take seriously everything i say about movies because i take all this movie stuff very seriously. I'm no slouch movie geek who just takes it all in stride no question asked, if you know what i mean.
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harry the pedo COULD be Harry himself. Harry is very very intelligent, just... "misguided" in where he directs it, and there's generally a constant stream of subtlety veiled taunts and jabs in his writings when he disagrees with popular opinion.. it is NOT far from the realm of reality for this to be a case of Harry performing his own "Inception" on us, and having us self-generate our own idea that Harry deserves some sympathy and compassion.. how ironic. "The vultures are circling.. the sicker Maurice Fischer becomes, the more powerful Peter Browning becomes. I've had ample opportunity to observe Browning, doctor his physical presence, study his mannerisms, and so on and so forth. So now in the first layer of the dream, I can impersonate Browning, and suggest concepts to Fischer's conscious mind. Then, when we take him a layer deeper, his own projection of Browning should, SHOULD feed that right back to him." *big boy voice* "So he gives himself the idea?" "Precisely. That's the only way it'll stick.. it has to seem self generated." "Knowles.. I AM impressed."
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Uh... pretty much everyone except you, it would seem? I guess that you don't know where Wednesday comes from? Odin's Day.
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You look happy :) Best wishes from Athens, Greece.
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March 10, 2011, 8:43 a.m. CST
Harry has chosen the cavity creeps...and heres why
by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage
i kid..people lets not be so hard on harry his tooth issues probably have something to do with being in a hospital laid up for 2+ months..i went through the same issue when i had reconstructive knee surgery
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March 10, 2011, 8:43 a.m. CST
Harry has chosen the cavity creeps...and heres why
by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage
i kid..people lets not be so hard on harry his tooth issues probably have something to do with being in a hospital laid up for 2+ months..i went through the same issue when i had reconstructive knee surgery
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I don't know Harry, I'm just not all that jacked to see a picture of you wearing a $2.99 toy store Thor helmet with that yellow-brown grin. I will say this, you definitely have lost weight, but come on, you've gotta have a little bit of cash after all these years, get a fucking haircut and wash your clothes. That's all folks.
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I mean, are they supposed to have some kind of magical slimming effect? Are they the only shirt made in XXXXXXL. I know several fat guys and all of them like to wear hawaiian shirts so it baffles me. In my opinion, they look just as fat as ever. Hmmm... perhaps its the Samoans over there that make them think its cool or perhaps I'm just missing the whole point. Somebody fill me in.
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First is was a statue of robocop, now it's useless movie merchandize toys. God, give me strenghs! How easy it is to despair for the spieces.
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By the way, i'm digging you, dude. You are one of the coolest newbies in here. You plan on staying at AICN?
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I'm portuguese, in my country Thursday is called "Quinta-Feira", which means it has anothing at all to do with the pagan naming of the week days, and yet i did knew that the english naming of thursday was from the old english for Thor's Day or Thunder Day, a remnant of the cultural influence of the saxon invaders of old britain. If this portuguese knows about it, but some american doesn't, what does it say about the education of that american?
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"I must admit, I get perverse pleasure out of dark, fucked up movies. Most recently, Black Death and Triangle" I know what you mean. Recently for me, that would be VALHALLA RISING. I can't get enough of it. And as you can testify, it is a dark fucked up movie.
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"maybe too seriously if the tenth letter of the alphabet is repeated twice in the article" That is hillarious!!! Well played, friend, well played!
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- The big screen adaptation of ASSASSIN'S CREED has been given a release date!!! -- 161 total posts 147 posts
- Harry dives into STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS' spoilers to reveal the truth behind the blockbuster we're seeing! -- 112 total posts 112 posts
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- Harry gets seriously geeky on the very geeky cool STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS! Can't wait for the next one! & See this again! -- 1456 total posts 109 posts
- Capone reviews STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS and considers the art of messing with canon and why it doesn't bother him!!! -- 499 total posts 107 posts
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Learn What Ain’t It Cool’s TV Critic Thinks About STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS, Next Week’s HANNIBAL, MAD MEN, GAME OF THRONES, The New Fall Shows And More!! Listen And Call In LIVE Saturday 8pm PT/11pm ET!! -- 90 total posts 90 posts - AVENGERS 2 might be filming in SOUTH AFRICA, does this mean that Black Panther is going to be a part of the action!?! -- 331 total posts 85 posts

