Cool News
The new WINNIE THE POOH poster is fetishistically pooh-tacular!
Hey folks, Harry here...
I can't wait to see the new WINNIE THE POOH movie. The trailers and animation just looks so damn good, and it seems like they're doing it right. Another good sign, which doesn't necessarily mean anything about the film itself, but is just a good poster design... well, it's the new poster:
Readers Talkback
comments powered by Disqus-
+ Expand All
-
The WINNIE THE POOH poster is fetishistically pooh-tacular
-
thought that was urine.
-
Feb. 25, 2011, 12:49 p.m. CST
Taco Bell gives me a real case of the whinnie poohs
by RedBull_Werewolf
-
Feb. 25, 2011, 12:53 p.m. CST
Winnie the Pooh Goes to PiPi's Splashtown?
by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview
Is that the title? Looks like it, judging by this poster! "I'm from'a Venice, inna Venice, alla the canals are'a filled witha pee-pee."
-
Piss Pooh.
-
Promise me Piglet! P-p-Promise me!
-
didnt even know a movie was in the works
-
C'mon guys... You can do better than that. My wife has always been a big fan of Pooh, so it looks like I'll be taking her to see this.
-
My son would love this movie. Heck I might like it too. I remember thinking Tigger and Eyore were awesome when I was a kid. But what I REALLY want is a Mercer Mayor Little Monsters movie. I think there might be some short TV special somewhere. My favorite book as a kid was One Monster After Another by Mercer Mayer. I'd love to get it for my son but it's out of print and you have to trade a kidney to get one.
-
Seriously, Harry, why does everything have to be sexualized? I'm a huge fan of sex, but it seems impossible for you to like a movie without describing actual physical stimulation.
-
Jeeeeesus, Harry. Use a tissue or something. Poor sock...
-
I've heard many people say that every person can be described as a Winnie The Pooh character, but I'm the only person I know who identifies the most with Winnie. I eat, I nap, I stroll along at a leisurely pace, am generally upbeat and everything always kinda works out for me.
-
Seriously. That's a nice piece of Pooh art.
-
Feb. 25, 2011, 1:40 p.m. CST
it looks like their wading their way through a bile of steamin piss.
by therootstheroots
-
After hearing Owl's voice being one way since the first Disney/Pooh collaborations, it sounded almost like someone had done their own voice-over. Though I do like the way they are trying to make it recapture the way the older shorts were. I was a fan of "The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh," which had some great storylines that were nice and heartfelt. I'd recommend (if you can find them on Youtube), "Find Her, Keep Her," and "Donkey for a Day." I remember watching these with my younger sisters, and even though I was past the age of 11 or 12, there was something charming about those shorts.
-
That's Craig Fergison as Owl. I think he's the only "celeb" voice in the movie. Just sayin' i think he's funny guy, maybe it'll be good?
-
Pooh's geekish brother.
-
This is the first I've heard of a new Pooh film. STOP HOLDING POOH HOSTAGE, HARRY. Let Pooh go. Fine. I'll google it. And then post here.
-
T-I-double-guh-err (T,i,gg,er), which spells Tigger..BIATCH!!!
-
Yeah, I think I saw her once on a shizer-porn site. Geez! What the hell is the matter with Gemans anyway?!? Sorry, dude. Couldn't resist.
-
Liam Neeson has filmed a new scene for the Blu-Ray edition of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith. Frank Oz also involved.
-
whatever God is out there that they went with hand drawn animation!
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbFz--GCkOM I feel... conflicted.
-
Regarding celebrities, John Cleese is also in the movie, as the narrator, and Zooey Deschanel supposedly sings the character's theme song.
-
No one cares.
-
Looks cute. Might try taking my boy when they have one of those baby showings.
-
Feb. 25, 2011, 3:01 p.m. CST
And for the perpetually stupid that don't get the reference...
by Jaster
It's a riff on Washington crossing the Delware. http://www.metmuseum.org/explore/gw/el_gw.htm
-
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1577688589/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used
-
That book is just too freaking awesome and I see (and have bought) so many books for him that are just crap by comparison. One Monstar After Another completely captured my attention because of the really inventive creature designs and darkly beautiful artwork. Somehow Mayer makes these creatures dangerous yet so appealing. The interesting Rube Goldberg-style momentum of the letter that is admittedly a thin storyline fires the imagination of a youngster wondering "what's out there?". There are some things I simply must share with my son and this book is one of them.
-
After being subjected to baysplosions, skaky cam, fast cuts, and high budget mayhem, it's going to be nice to get back down to basics with a calm, relaxing movie that takes me back to my early childhood. It'll be like hopping back to early 80s when my mother took me to the local community hall where they were showing films like Fox and the Hound, Bed-knobs and Broomsticks, and Robin Hood. I can't say I've been a Winnie the Pooh fan but I appreciate him and his entourage. To this day I sign off MSN with TTFN (ta ta for now) courtesy of Tigger. This is one of the movies on my absolute must-watch list for this year. Even if I have to be surrounded by little children a fraction of my age, I'm going to savor this and enjoy it just like the food critic at the end of Ratatouille. Thank you Disney for bringing back this glimmer of magic for us to savor one more time.
-
I won't even lie, my dad gave me a Pooh bear when I was like 1 year old, and the fucking thing is still sitting on my bookshelf, as filthy as it has gotten over 20-some years.
-
And it's fantastic. It made me feel like a kid again. Has anyone read the Pooh books? The ending to the first one, where Christopher Robin leaves the 100 Acre Wood, is one of the saddest things I've EVER read.
-
Blasphemy that was. Fucking heffalumps & Carly Simon. /facepalm PS - if Winnie the Pooh were a person, would he be James Corden?
-
and he's just a whiny bitch. Passing this flick at 200 mph
-
Who doesn't love a chubby furry guy with no pants?
-
I liked that there was style to it, without some annoying Disney announcer saying 'get ready' or some other cheesy typical thing. Gotta say, that no matter what, seeing Pooh and pals in action is never going to be a dry-eyed situation for me. One of my favorite things as a child in the early 70s and one of my favorite things to share with my daughter. d.vader, you're right. When I read my daughter the Pooh books, I could barely get through that ending without blubbering myself. Very embarrassing. There's just something about the simplicity of that life in the 100 Acre Wood, and leaving it is like leaving that childhood behind, with this incredible sense that you've lost something precious that you can never regain. I'll be taking my daughter to this (as a break between Captain America and Harry Potter - which I won't be taking her to). And I better bring the tissues.
-
Since it's "Pooh" I was thinking more along the lines of diarrhea. That or Pooh's stomach. Either way, a design that immediately makes you think of piss is not by most definitions "good."
-
Focus group this poster.
-
The rain, rain, rain came down down down in rushing rising rivulets/and the water crept out from its bed and crept right into Piglet's.
-
Pooh needs to be cutting edge, state of the art technology. You can't start a franchise with this old fashioned stuff. Most theaters aren't even equipped for 2D animation anymore.
-
might at least make it relevant. Definitely need a few scenes with Pooh wearing a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses. Otherwise, this is just my daddy's Winnie the Pooh. So I'm not sure why they didn't just take the safe route of having Pooh and friends wind up on the mean streets of NYC, encountering culture shock and hip hop music during their adventures.
-
it takes Pooh to make it out of sight. Something like that.
-
yeah, they could have made his armor a little more cooler and realistic, 'ala Captain America who based theirs off the Dark Knight. And since I don't see him face-fucking a stunt guy or wearing silver slippers, I will reserve judgement.
-
That says "HUNNY" on it. Might be some sort of clue what the thick yellow fluid is supposed to be. Just sayin'.
-
You're right about the pot. My girlfriend's honey comes from a box though.
-
Feb. 25, 2011, 10:12 p.m. CST
Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin
by mr_bellamy
I think I'm the only one who remembers that shit.
-
I have a good feeling about this upcoming movie. Looks like a sensibly moderated sequel to the late 60s original. Parents should feel good about being able to take kids to it and not worry about fart jokes and other brain wasting pollution.
-
Sorry 'bout that.
-
My apologies.
-
Feb. 26, 2011, 12:40 a.m. CST
I guess the saying "he can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground"
by Adam13
was specifically designed for the ignorant tool parade that has (for most part--apologies to the respectful) populated this talk-back. Apparently, the word "hunny" written on the floating *honey* pot, combined with Winnie the Pooh's legendary (if your knowledge of legend goes beyond the movie "Legend" and half-baked, Joseph Campbell/Star Wars nonsense) love of *honey* was not enough to indicate that the golden liquid through which Pooh and the gang paddle is, in fact, honey and not urine. Get your head out of your German porn collection for two seconds and show some respect. Of course, I know that these are just knee-jerk attempts at humour, but for Christ's sake, how depressing. And so wrong. The Winnie the Pooh stories are truly the finest of children's literature, not only because of their pure entertainment factor, but because they were written to pull children up, not patronize them. (Strikes me that the "lookit,-they's-paddlin'-in-piss!" crowd probably didn't have these books read to them by a thoughtful parent on a cold Saturday night.) The language was that of an intelligent adult speaking to children in a way they could relate to, not in easy kiddie-speak. The sentences were often complex, the words sometimes beyond the average child's lexicon. Wonder of wonders, it's a good thing if a child intuitively learns that a sentence can have an appositional phrase, or two main clauses as well as a subordinate clause. Or, heaven forbid, hear a word they don't know that has more than three syllables. I'm not sure why this all bothered me so much since talkbacks are never short on ignorant, boorish crudity, but after reading the headline and seeing that great visual and thinking about how nice it was that another generation might experience the characters presented in a traditional way--then, piss, piss, poo, pee, urine, and more piss. I'm not sure I've ever seen a more apt juxtaposition of the sublime and the ridiculous. I guess these are the same cretins who jump obits to say, "but he only appeared on one episode of Buffy, so he can Rot in Hell!" Anyway, I'll have to get out my vinyl soundtrack to the original movie. Hearing the immortal line "mind over matter, can make a Pooh less fatter" will cheer me. Time for something sweet.
-
I see you already pointed out the which-part-of-honey-don't-you-understand factor. I was getting so bummed I didn't make it to your comment before posting. By the way, if any of you have pee that looks like that, ya might wanna check out a glass of water--or head to the hospital for the ol' IV D5W, as Gage and Desoto used to say.
-
it looks like their wading their way through a bile of steamin piss. by therootstheroots @roots: Should be “it looks like their wading they’re way..." by tvs-frank Not that it matters here, but should be . . . "...it looks like THEY'RE wading THEIR way..." The second guy thinks he is helping to correct the first . . . the mind boggles! . . . and through a bile of steamin piss makes no sense whatsoever . . . Uh-mare-ikun Ed-u-mah-kay-shun-all Psis-tam!
-
Posting the same remark in the 'subject' and 'comment' boxes, little wonder you didn't 'double' post as well . . . TOSSER !
-
Feb. 26, 2011, 6:53 a.m. CST
Winnie the Pooh is boring because...
by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview
...he was created by a Canadian. Canucks can't not be boring, except for Wolverine, but he was created by Americans.
-
Feb. 26, 2011, 6:54 a.m. CST
"Hey Piglet, we have a new visitor her in the 1000 Acre Woods...
by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview
... my old friend, Chuck Berry."
-
Feb. 26, 2011, 7 a.m. CST
Washington Crossing the Delaware...
by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview
...obviously it a reference to that, Duh! Although I would have added a few chunks of honeycomb in to reference the icebergs in that painting as well as to more completely imply that it was honey, and not piss, that they were paddling through. You have to dumb it down to 3rd grade level to get through to an American audience, you know.
-
Peter Cullen was the trademark voice for Eeyore for years. You would think that with all the success he's been having reprising his role as Optimus Prime that he would be involved in this. Kind of disappointing. Who in the hell is Bud Buckey anyway!? Rhetorical question.
-
Feb. 26, 2011, 11:16 a.m. CST
How come cartoon characters can get away with wearing a shirt
by Snookeroo
and no pants. Every time I try that, I get in trouble.
-
...Yeah and Daisy Duck wears her skirts so short they don't even cover her ass at all. What's up with that?
-
Feb. 26, 2011, 5:05 p.m. CST
Pooh was pants-free way before it occurred to Pedobear...
by BurnHollywood
Just wanted to point that out.
-
They left him behind, to drown in the piss... er uh I mean hunny?
-
i love pooh he's a cutie
-
input this URL: ( http://www.chic-goods.com/ ) you can find many cheap and high stuff (jor dan shoes) (NBA NFL NHL MLB jersey) ( lv handbag) (cha nel wallet) (D&G sunglasses) (ed har dy jacket) (UGG boot) WE ACCEPT PYAPAL PAYMENT YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!! ===== http://www.chic-goods.com/ ===== ===== http://www.chic-goods.com/ =====
-
Really, Disney? Really?
-
Bud Luckey is a long-tenured Disney/Pixar animator. He's been with the company for something like 30+ years. In addition to directing/creating/voicing the excellent Pixar short "Boundin'" (on "The Incredibles" DVD), he has also provided the voices of Mr. Incredible's boss and Chuckles the Clown in "Toy Story 3". Not a bad choice I suppose, but no Peter Cullen. At least they brought back Jim Cummings as Pooh. No one else should be allowed to voice Pooh as long as Jim Cummings is alive.
-
This came as a real surprise talk about Disney trying to bring back the Nostalgia. I still remember when I saw Winnie the Pooh as a kid.
Top Talkbacks
- Capone believes that FAST & FURIOUS 6 is the best in a bizarre, crowded franchise!!! -- 121 total posts 55 posts
- Spoilery early review of MAN OF STEEL!! -- 470 total posts 52 posts
- Beware Epileptics - we have a new motion poster for the upcoming remake of CARRIE! -- 92 total posts 32 posts
- New trailer for Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara's upcoming western, AIN'T THEM BODIES SAINTS!! -- 71 total posts 30 posts
- The Friday Docback Revisits DOCTOR WHO Season 7!! A Fuller Review Of 'The Name of the Doctor,' And More!! -- 96 total posts 21 posts
- Capone makes the case that THE HANGOVER PART III is neither a comedy nor a movie!!! -- 80 total posts 21 posts
-
HERCULES ON THE RADIO!!
Learn What Ain’t It Cool’s TV Critic Thinks About The New WOLVERINE Trailer, Soderbergh’s CANDELABBRA, FURIOUS 6, HANGOVER III, EPIC, GAME OF THRONES, MAD MEN And More!! Listen And Call In LIVE Saturday 8pm PT/11pm ET!! -- 21 total posts 21 posts - Harry dives into STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS' spoilers to reveal the truth behind the blockbuster we're seeing! -- 1491 total posts 20 posts
- Papa Vinyard thinks that HANGOVER: PART III was a paycheck grab for a buncha people who are already rich!! -- 217 total posts 17 posts
- The INDY 500 Featurette about TURBO proves that Ferrari moves at a Snail's Pace! -- 24 total posts 17 posts