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BUTT-NUMB-A-THON REPORT part one!
Hey there folks. Man... I don’t even know where the
hell to begin concerning coverage of
BUTT-NUMB-A-THON.
I guess the first thing to answer is, “Was it a
success?”
Oh yeah! The purpose of the event was to raise
money for the SATURDAY MORNING FILM
CLUB for kids, and at early estimates, it looks like
the tally will top $8,000. Which far surpasses
expectations! And will mean the ability to screen,
pretty much any film we want to get our hands on,
AND... bring in some special guests to talk to the
kids! So YEAH!
As for the event itself?
So much went on, so many conversations, special
moments and when all was said and done... We had
done quite a bit of good... I think.
The whole adventure began about 2 months ago when
Tim League (owner of
Drafthouse) and I sat down and said... “Ok...
Let’s do this thing.”
You see, we’d been hypothetically talking about the
concept of a 24 hour film festival, but did not have a
time frame, sponsor concepts, charity picked out...
Basically, we had never committed to it.
I’ve been wanting to start a Children’s Film Series
like the one that I grew up with here in Austin...
Called THE SATURDAY MORNING FILM CLUB.
It was thrown by a fella named Bob Magnusson and
the guy at the door was named Eric Lord. It was held
at the old Texas Union Theater, and they’d show
films like THE JUNGLE BOOK with Sabu, KING
KONG (1933), THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN
HOOD, 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD, etc... Kids
would make paper airplanes and throw them. There
were art contests based on the films we saw. Story
contests. People told us how things were done, and
read behind the scenes stuff out of Famous Monsters
of Filmland.
I wanted to do that again. It was one of the primary
starting points in my development to make me the
waste of skin I am today. So... Tim and I decided to
make the entire event be about raising funds for the
Children’s Film Series... which beginning at some
point next year... we’ll begin in earnest.
We needed advertising sponsors, so we hooked up
with the Austin Chronicle (the local Austin Weekly
Paper) and GSD&M (an advertising company of
immense talent). We also partnered with the local
radio station 101X and the Austin Film Society.
Then, I decided I wanted to bring in
CAFFIENATED PEPPERMINTS to keep
everyone alive and kicking. Tim worked on getting
PREPARATION H on board.
Then it became about getting the films. We decided
early on that we didn’t want anyone, besides Tim and
I, to know what was being shown. Noone should
know the future... even us. There were to be at least
two films in the evening that even I would not know
were showing. Good! Very Good.
I began contacting various studios to see if it was
possible to get some advance films. YEAH...
RIIIIIGHT... Surprisingly, DreamWorks almost gave
us GLADIATOR, and was all set to do so, but Ridley
Scott really wanted to come and present it himself...
watch it with the audience... but because we were in
such a rush, and his scheduling was full (he was
shooting 3 commercials this past weekend somewhere
far off...). So we missed that.
Then Roger Avary was set to come in and bring in
what I believed was to be a Directors Cut of
KILLING ZOE... but at the last minute... literally
the day before BUTT-NUMB-A-THON... some
important matters concerning his next film (a project
about the life of Dali) made his involvement
impossible.
When Moriarty and I saw PITCH BLACK in L.A. a
month or so ago, we decided I had to have the film
for the BUTT-NUMB-A-THON. It was the sort of
gangbusters kickass visceral sci-fi that would electrify
an audience at 3am. So Moriarty contacted USA and
began work on them. USA FILMS was so
enthusiastic that they also wanted to give us the
premiere of the restored print of REAR WINDOW,
but that fell through. However, as luck would have it,
at THE GREEN MILE premiere party I ran into Vin
Diesel. Moriarty and I started chatting with him, then
suddenly Vin and I were talking for over an hour or
so about Dungeons & Dragons... How much we both
love to play. Lord of the Rings, he was busy shooting
KNOCKAROUND GUYS and couldn’t make any of
the auditions... though he knew whole sequences of
the books by memory.
And as I stood there looking at Vin, I realized that
this was a real geek. To give you an idea about him,
his dream is to pull down a big paycheck so he can
rent an old dilapidated Scottish castle for a weekend,
fly in a bunch of D&D players and play all weekend
long.
That is a geek after my own heart. Soooo, I told him
about Butt-Numb-A-Thon and invited his ass down.
Moriarty and I left and we thought that was that.
Suddenly I hear that Vin ran down to USA FILMS
and began signing stuff to give away at
Butt-Numb-A-Thon... and that he really really wanted
to come... What time was the film showing? Etc etc
etc...
Well... hell... that’d rock if it happened.
Then there was Paul Thomas Anderson. You see, we
had a couple of really really awful reviews of
MAGNOLIA pop up on the site, and I got this letter
from PTA saying ‘OUCH!’.... ‘they would not hurt
so bad if I did not know I made a really good movie
here!’ So... I wrote Paul back and said basically,
“Well... if you made a really good movie, I’d love for
you to bring it down for Butt-Numb-A-Thon and
show it for everyone to see.”
He accepted. I was keeping everything on the QT.
Not even close friends were really kept up to date on
what was showing. Just Tim and I.
Robogeek was arranging for the Massage Therapist to
be in the Lobby. T-Shirts were being printed.
GSD&M were printing excellent posters. Overall... I
was getting very antsy and excited about the event.
Moriarty and an L.A. contingent of 14 were flying in.
Folks were coming in from New York, Florida,
Australia, Georgia, Washington, Chicago,
Minneapolis and so on. Over half the tickets sold to
out of state folks. Frankly, I was shocked.
Many of the other films were arranged for from
Private Collectors and we were set for one helluva lot
of fun.
We had the Caffienated Peppermints, the Preparation
H, The T-Shirts, The Posters, The Electrified Fly
Swatters... everything but a really good 16mm scope
lens.
So I woke up at 9am. Began my whole Rambo-esque
stage of preparation. Nice, loose fitting clothes...
Comfy shoes... Loading up the last of the loot to give
out at the event, and away we went.
Picked up my sister and her fiancee. Then high tailed
it to the Alamo. Folks were already arriving. A
group that drove in from Atlanta had been there since
10am, having drove straight in from Atlanta (and
planned on getting back in time for work at 8am
Monday, hope you guys made it!)
There were still many in my group that did not yet
have their tickets. So I stood outside the theater...
breathing the fresh air... greeting the
Butt-Numb-A-Thoners as they arrived. Some came
baring gifts, others brought smiles and pillows and
blankets. Folks, kept asking... what are we going to
see.... And I would reply with... I don’t really know.
This was true. I hadn’t spoken with Tim about how
the print testing had gone, I assumed it had worked
out good. Tim and I had scheduled 12 films and 2
short subjects. This was a tight ship. Brief breaks for
bathroom and leg stretches. But overall... this was a
wall to waller.
I decided to start the whole shabang off with the only
film to start it all off with. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER
SPACE.
Since it seemed everyone in the local press was
expecting this to be a BAD MOVIE FEST, I wanted
to start right off meeting expectations. The film was
one that I hadn’t seen since before ED WOOD, Tim
Burton’s fantastic film, and I was curious how my
observations of the movie would be affected.
If you haven’t seen it since ED WOOD, I highly
recommend it. All of a sudden, there’s a strange
depth to all the characters and scenes... that prior to
seeing the ED WOOD, perhaps you didn’t know were
there. It’s a bit like watching BRIDE OF
FRANKENSTEIN after watching GODS AND
MONSTERS... except that BRIDE OF
FRANKENSTEIN is a great movie in every way, and
PLAN 9 is merely a great movie in some rather
obscure ways.
The audience had alot of fun with this one.
Everytime Tor Johnson appeared on screen people
would scream out... “TOOOOOR!!!!” The entire
audience was filled with MST3K-ers and it showed.
Behind me, I could hear Moriarty making snide
remarks about... well just about everything in the
film. I think the part that really struck him was the
sheer brilliance of the alien’s plan to take over the
world. All you need do is animate the dead corpses
of 1 dead lady, 1 dead old man and 1 dead
ex-Swedish wrestler turned detective... and the world
will bow to your control. With all the living dead
studio heads in Hollywood, Moriarty as a veritable
army at his disposal.
To follow up PLAN 9, I decided to throw a curve ball
at the audience and play Paul Thomas Anderson’s
MAGNOLIA. I’m going to be writing a full review
of the film in the next couple of days, but to start off.
PTA is hilarious... He sent a video introduction to the
film of some guy claiming to be PTA introducing the
film to Butt-Numb-A-Thon. The audience almost
started crying in laughter, especially the professor
who grasped his heart in pain.
The film? Well, first off... it’s the perfect film to
follow PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, because
while P9 is all about the future, MAGNOLIA is all
about the past.
While Plan 9 is devoid of cinematic ability,
MAGNOLIA is over-flowing with cinematic verve.
PTA weaves 8 or 9 major characters in and out... all
over the place with such ease and momentum by the
end of the film, I felt as though I knew each character
better than any other character I’ve seen in film this
year, aside from Kevin Spacey in AMERICAN
BEAUTY.
The audience, fresh off of cat-calling PLAN 9 was
reverent and silent. Reacting only where the film
elicited a reaction. The film clicked their brains on,
forced them to analyze and feel.
After the screening, the Atlanteans turned to me and
said.... “Wow... I hope the rest of these films aren’t
that emotional... I’ll be a wreck!”
My sister was riveted. Tom Joad, was left staring at
the screen dumbstruck. It is now his favorite film of
the year.
Me? I’ve just about given up ranking films this year.
Apples and Oranges and Onions and Soufflés my
friends. I’ll masturbate some sort of list after the
New Year, but my heart will not be in it.
I was disappointed in BOOGIE NIGHTS when I saw
it, only because I felt missing pieces in some of the
characters’ stories. Here... the stories are complete
and erupting with emotion.
Having read the script, I knew where this film would
leave the audience... and because of the theme of
Frogs in the film, I decided to use that as my thread to
tie it into the next film which....
SONG OF THE SOUTH
This is the film that DISNEY has buried through this
period of cultural elimination. OF erasing history and
behavior. Rewriting the histories of studios and
filmmakers. Which as of yesterday culminated with
the renaming of the D.W. GRIFFITH award from the
Director’s Guild due to Griffith’s BIRTH OF THE
NATION.... one of the most historically important
works of American Cinema ever... which is now
being judged with a modern eye. The same is true of
SONG OF THE SOUTH...
In the theater you could feel cheeks being dented by
smiles. The entire room’s mean age dropped to 9
years old. And Uncle Remus had each of us listening
to his stories and songs and enraptured.
The funny thing about the film is this... if there is
racism going on in the film, it is anti-White folks,
cause every white character in the film is either
stupid, a bitch, reactionary or impotent. While every
Black character is a HUMAN BEING without all the
posing and attitude.
If there is a perfect cinematic human... it is Uncle
Remus.
After this film, I had around 30 people come up to me
to thank me for showing them this movie, and
throughout the night, others continued with that same
adoration for the film. It is a scandal that this film is
not on every video shelf, in every home film
collection. Rumor has it that Disney is going to
finally open access to the film with an introduction by
James Earl Jones... fine... just get the film out!
Then I decided to show the film that it seems most
folks seem to think SONG OF THE SOUTH is, and
that’s FRITZ THE CAT. A film that shouldn’t be in
every family household.
Some may feel that FRITZ THE CAT is dated...
well.. yeah... it is... I mean, Fritz is only Tyler Durden
and Ed Norton wrapped up into one character. At
one point the conscience of White early to late twenty
year old American males, suddenly flipped on it’s ear
to be it’s demonized id monster.
He wants to bring down the establishment, set people
free... All the same arguments made in FIGHT
CLUB... Strange how most noone noticed.
Some in the audience stared in horror at the screen
having never seen cartoons do the things the cartoons
were doing. And some where simply aghast that the
film was following SONG OF THE SOUTH.
This film was meant to mess with the flow of the
evening... sort of throw everyone a bit off balance. I
think it did that a bit. This is also the first film that
Tom Joad was activated into SHOCKER mode. Back
in row 9 we had our first sleeper. Joad snuck up on
them with the Electrified Fly Swatter that can kill a
fly or a mosquito with it’s deadly electric ray... and
stun the shit out of a wasp. He quietly made his way
up to the slumberous one... pressed the button to
activate the charge... a nearly imperceptible electronic
hum hissed to life followed by a loud “ZAP” sound as
the person jerked to an awakened state staring at Fritz
biting a black crow’s tit.
Others that witnessed the shock... steeled themselves
against the Sandman’s influence... knowing now that
we were not joking about SHOCKING SLEEPERS!
The Shock mechanism would also be used if pagers,
celphones or other electric noise making devices were
used. Also, if you were just randomly talking during
the film and annoying your neighbor... ZAP! As a
result... these transgressions DID NOT OCCUR.
Pavlov was onto something I tell ya!
Next up came Richard Linklater’s pick for the night.
I was not in on this film. I had no idea what had been
chosen... only that it involved death and humor,
which I needed as to know where to program it in the
night.
A giant Linklater head appeared on the screen,
apparently recorded either outside his home or office
or randomly somewhere in the Austin vicinity. He
apologizes profusely for having to take a stupid
meeting up in New York instead of being at
BUTT-NUMB-A-THON, but went onto announce
that the film he was screening here would be....
FADE TO BLACK!
Now, this is kinda funny in a way. Both Tim and
Rick kinda felt like this might be a movie that I was
unfamiliar with. Au Contraire mon capitan! I’ve
seen FADE TO BLACK like 20 times on tv, though
never on film. The movie is one of those required
viewings for extreme film geeks.
It contains a bit of a warning for how far one may go
in their geekdom. This geek... has gone too far.
My sister was supposed to leave before this movie, as
she had work at 6am Sunday (damn slave drivers!),
but she stayed for the opening titles... and was stuck
for the rest of the film. While panning around his
room, it was as if panning around my room. The
room of a sick and twisted cinema fan.
I’m not real sure what all the room thought of this
film, as we moved almost instantly into opening
presents, a weird lottery thing and finally the next
film. And in that time, I was not able to talk with my
fellow Butt-Numb-A-Thoners.... so... alas, we moved
on!
(Well Folks... I’m going to finish the second half of
BUTT-NUMB-A-THON coverage Tomorrow! Till
then.... adieu...)
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Wish I was there.
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Cause I wanna come next year!!!
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You should be just like Santa Claus! Visit every city brining great films and foul BO.
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I hate being English and poor at times like this.
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Never, EVER before, in all my life, have I ever seen such a bald-faced, shameless name-dropper like this guy. Loves to toot his own horn. I respect what the guy has done for charity, but rather than just give a report on that, he feels it necessary to drop the name of everybody he's ever talked to within the boundaries of Los Angeles County. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. Get a script deal, directing deal, acting deal, or a date with Salma Hayek, and then maybe, just maybe, I'll believe that you are an accepted, integral part of the Hollywood movie machine. Until then you're just a guy with a website. They blow sunshine up your ass because they find it convenient, because you can generate a bit of good buzz for their movies if they throw perks at you.
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Always one. Always one fucking fool who feels it is their duty to puke their bile into Talkback. Achilles, I don't know you - truth is, I don't really post all that often here - just when I feel pissed enough to lower myself to your level. But you come across like a cunt, my friend. Your message DRIPS envy. Fucking drips it. Why do you CARE who Harry has met? Does it really matter? To the point where you feel you have to insult him personally? Where do you fucking idiots get off? What is your problem? Having a bad day? Work not going too well? Fight with the girlfriend/boyfriend? I mean, what is the motivation for posts like this? Please, for the love of God, fuck off. Go and nurture that neanderthal mush you have sitting in your cranium. Read a book. Have a conversation with someone intelligent...it may rub off. And Harry, well done - sounds like it went off with a bang! Splinter out.
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How dare you screen such an amazing collection of films so far from my home here in the globally warmed snow free north!
Magnolia?
Plan 9 from Outer Space?
SONG OF THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!
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Is a fantastic flick. Not 4 star material..but still, fun to watch. Bet this one hits home to all the fanboys out there..
and Thanks for the update Harry, give us part 2. You DID show 7th Voyage didn't you? -
Speaking of Vin Diesel, they should forget about Arnold and cast him to play Doc Savage. Seriously, next time you see the big guy picture him with whitish-blonde hair and a Bela Lugosi widow's peak. He'd be perfect. -
Plus he can successfully speak the King's English and act -- that's a definate big time bonus.
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Fritz the Cat is one of my fave films of all time. I know most people think it's a one-joke novelty, and I can certainly see why, but I want to spread the word that Fritz is a Great Film. Fritz is such a cool character. Not quite a hippie, just a hipster college student trying to discover his identity, looking for adventure, like Huck Finn. He's so damn charming! And he's posessed of all the hipocrisy and contradiction inherent in youth. And the animation is great. I just love that stony look to the background, And the way characters sometimes move slowly, leaving "trails". It's gotta be one of the best films ever to watch stoned. And that thing with the crow snapping his fingers to "Bo Diddley" is SO COOL! Also, Song of the South was the first movie I ever saw. Saw it at the drive-in with my parents. They showed a "Ant and Aardvark" cartoon before it. I loved it. They should definitely bring it back!
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Dec 16, 1999 1:07:06 PM CST
Sony take notice! The fan's wish-list page for the cast and crew
by larry cucumber
Here is the URL: http://www.angelfire.com/az/ScarabNET/SpiderMan.html --Bob the Tomato (Spielberg-DreamWorks.com)
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Butt-Numb-A-Thon was one of the great highlights of this year for me. What a great way to spend a weekend! I look forward to the next one ...
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I love that phrase, but what exactly does it mean? Quiet something...what? I am ignorant. Thank you. Also, I do remember FADE TO BLACK as a good film geek cautionary tale.
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I'm not sure that having both Penguin Caffeinated Mints and Preparation H as sponsors was such a good idea. At one point, in a state of sleep deprivation induced delirium (somewhere in the wee-wee hours about half way through Attack of the Giant Gila Monster), I accidentally shoved the mints up my ass and swallowed a tube of H. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Knowles!
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What I heard from Harry and Tim is that they are definitely planning another one. I'll offer crash space next time. The full lest of movies, if I can recall it, was Plan 9 From Outer Space, Magnolia, Song of the South, Fritz the Cat, Fade to Black, Phantom of the Paradise, Calling all Girls (a documentary on Buzby Berkeley musicals), Pitch Black, an amalgum of 50s monster movie stuff, the Giant Gila Monster, Dracula's Daughters, Tron and Six String Samurai. Again, I had a blast. I'd do this once a month.
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Damn, that sounded like a blast!! I'm especially impressed that you showed "Song of the South," (but don't you need Disney's okay on screening something like that?). Can't wait to read part 2! And is anyone else tired of seeing the Spiderman fan casting wish list being pushed in these talkbacks?
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Your post was well thought out, articulate, and with just enough profanity to get your point across.Thanks for taking the time to put that pinhead in his/her place. Harry - congratulations on the festival. It sounds like you had a hell of a good time.
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I think I could have lived without knowing my favorite director PT was involved. I have to wait nearly a MONTH to see Magnolia. *sniff*
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I really did but dammit it all I couldn't afford it...Harry my man, don't just offer something like this every year, do it every 6monthes...but in honor of butt numb a thon I had my own priviate 24 hr film fest...keep up the good work
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I wore my T-shirt today with pride. I was trying to write a review of it today for Austin Daze and could not remember how the Lesbian Vampire flick ended.
It's wierd, I was there, awake but I am drawing a complete blank. If anyone was there I'd dig it if someone would fill me in. Thanks -
Lets see, Lesbian vampire movie, The tourist girl died i think. That man(you know, the terrible tongue kisser) lived on in a daze. The house was rented out to some other people. Shit man, I saw it awake also and its hard to remember how it ended. But Butt-numb-a-thon was a blast. Although I think it did turn into a bad movie marathon after Magnolia, it was all about the atmosphere. It was all about survival. Phantom of the Paradise, I dont care what anybody else has to say, was one of the most God awefull movies I've ever seen! Sorry. But as crappy as the movies were, I'll be first in line next year. This is an awesome thing they are doing. And a very big thanks goes out to all those involved, especially the wait staff at the Alamo. The unsung heros who has to deal with a thousand orders every hour and a half. This was a one-of -a-kind thing. Oh yeah, "And the Lord said laugh, children, laugh." See ya next year.
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For showing Magnolia, it's my favorite film of the year as well. I was hoping for a full out gore film, which I didn't get, but I enjoyed the experience and several of the films that I had never seen. I saw Song of the South during one of the rereleases, but thanks for the reminder of how good it is, except for the prescence of annoying Disney kids. Fritz was ok but it's just all over the place. I couldn't truly dig it, having never done drugs, I guess I'm just a square, man. Fade to Black was pretty good. I was expecting a suckfest, but I enjoyed it quite a bit. The clips and imitations of the older films plus Mickey Rourke made for quality entertainment. I, too, was fading out big time by Daughters of Dracula, dulled into a stupor by the atrocious Giant Gila Monster (that thing is too crappy to even laugh at).
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Dracula's Daughters didn't have an ending, really. No one ever figured out they were vampires, and no one did anything about them. They killed the painting woman's annoying husband. They killed the wine taster. They took the painting woman to their lair and killed her. BUT who survives? Mister I-got-blood-drunk-from-a-giant-slit-in-my-arm-but-still-came-back-to-the-chick-who-did-it-THREE-TIMES. Yes, this movie is not even as much an exploitation flick as it is a refutation of Darwinism. It's very tough to tell if the title characters died, because the movie was too cheap to be shot at night, so I could never figure out if the afternoon sunlight at the end of the film was supposed to be any less sunny than the afternoon sunlight during the rest of the film. But when you have lesbian vampires getting it on, plot takes a back seat.
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Eukelele. E-U-K-E-L-E-L-E. Eukelele. See, it's like a spelling contest. Hee hee. Please somebody laugh.
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While i respect your watching of 24 hours of movies, if you want to see a real, extreme 24 hour movie marathon (themed, no breaks) check out www.moviewatchers.20m.com, the extreme movie watching section. This is actually entertaining becuase reviews were written as we went along, and they get incomprehensible by the end. And then you can see what a real man's movie marathon is like.
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