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How about a trailer for HESHER!
Hey folks, Harry here...
Here's a film I'm dying to see... HESHER... Not only does it have Natalie Portman, whom we as male citizens of the world, are all required to see everything she's in... But it stars Joseph Gordon Levitt, who isn't only female drool candy, but also a hardcore movie freak that after watching everything at BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 12 this past year, went over to the Alamo Ritz to watch BLACK SWAN... cuz he's that hardcore. The reviews from Sundance on this title were pretty outstanding. Very curious to see the film. Watch the trailer and see if it catches you!
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Yay... that is all
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i want to see this
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i don't get it. he hasn't been in anything especially remarkable.
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Seriously, mate? He's been an amazing actor. Brick, Mysterious Skin, Inception, (500) Days of Summer And that trailer looks good. Excellent cast.
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cause that's what my mama said. WORD!
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the shortest straw has been pulled for you
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i see what you're saying mr ahole. there isn't a lick of gay sex in there for you to enjoy
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... lusting after a twelve year old boy, because that's what her body looks like. Seriously, the only difference between her that kid is that she's slightly taller and (probably ... maybe) has a vagina. This is what happens when you grow up vegan, lads. Nevertheless, this movie does look pretty badass. I just wish Natalie Portman would stop being in movies that I want to see. Stick to romantic fucking comedies, or something. Oh, and I'm patiently waiting for her to give up acting ... seeing as how when she was a teenager-early twenties, all she could do is talk about how acting is 'beneath her'. I can't believe that I'm the only one in the world that sees a pompous, arrogant twit when others somehow see the perfect woman. SHE HAS THE BODY OF A PRE-TEEN ASIAN BOY. Is everyone but me a pedophile?
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If the whole family is a bunch of inbred idiots! Who the fuck comes up with these idiot fucking scripts???
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after The Young Ones ended...
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fuckin A!
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Seriously that's gotta be like at least 5 so far
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Feb. 20, 2011, 5:54 p.m. CST
Natalie Portman is built like 12 year old boy, so if that's what you're
by Tommy Fang
into than ya I guess she's drool worthy
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... I am wondering when the compulsion to run right out and see the movie will kick in. Just ain't feelin' it. Maybe in few weeks if it's part of a Redbox nickle-night special. But I'd have to see Furry Vengence first.
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Feb. 20, 2011, 6:06 p.m. CST
I gotta wonder: Is the Hesher character a real person?
by Prof. Pop-Cult
That is, is he just an idealized big brother, protector that the kid imagines for himself? An invisible friend? A Tyler Durden? (Personally, I hope not, but the trailer makes me wonder...)
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Nothing boyish about it. I'm not sure about this movie, the trailer almost makes me feell like Hesher is going to turn about to be imaginary at the end. But I suppose not since more than one person talks to him.
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if you're into beautiful, petite brunettes, she's about as good as they come. Hillary Swank looks like a young boy. Natalie Portman, not so much.
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I love it how little kids and 85lb women seem to have no problem jumping in the *creepiest van ever.* This is a dangerous message to send out to the masses.
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fact.
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She looks like an old horse.
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Doesn't work dude. I just don't get the love for this guy.
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i love you man, but whats with all the love for the girl who almost destroyed the star wars franchise with her pasty faced performance as queen amidala , huh? the phantom menace was like a disney film her and that douchbag kid jake lloyd
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Feb. 20, 2011, 6:37 p.m. CST
Prof Pop-Cult is right. This looks like a junior "Fight Club".
by The Reluctant Austinite
I love the heavy metal logo. The trailer clearly looks like the Hesher character is a mental projection/invisible friend of the kid who has created him as way to deal with the loss of his mom and the psychological loss of his father. He calls on Hesher to deal with his pain, bullies, etc. Hesher just seems a little too over the top to be real, and everyone seems a little too comfortable having him at the dinner table, etc. I hope I'm wrong because while still interesting, it's a bit obvious if this is supposed to be any kind twist.
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If memory serves in that trailer, just one example is he and Portman looking at and talking to each other while driving the van.
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Feb. 20, 2011, 6:50 p.m. CST
theseeker7: the things Hesher says to other people could said by the kid
by Prof. Pop-Cult
That is, the "reality" could be that the kid is also saying the things that we see Hesher say to others. When the other characters are talking to Hesher, they could actually be talking to the kid who during those points has assumed the personality of Hesher, and the other people are just playing along with the kid or confused by his shift in personality.
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I don't know whether this film is any good but my opinion of it isn't enhanced knowing that it has a scene in which a character walks away from an explosion without reacting. FFS.
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Lotta Metallica affiliation from the song, to the font used for the title card
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Feb. 20, 2011, 7:23 p.m. CST
she's also one of the only chicks who can look gorgeous with a shaved head
by Rebel Scumb
Like she did after V for Vendetta. She rocked that look, and continued to look gorgeous.
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...better save it to queue now so I don't forget. I want to see it.
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Tommy, your hair is longer now than it was on 3rd Rock from the Sun... At least you have underwear on.
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Feb. 20, 2011, 7:44 p.m. CST
For a minute there I thought it was going to be despair porn...
by FlickaPoo
...possibly my least favorite genre, but then that mouse rose up on its hind legs and punched that despair snake right in the fucking face.
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cuz i totally read this as He's Her and was expecting some sort of 'god shave the queen' sort of thing... perhaps a biopic or docudrama
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Another movie I'd like to see that won't play around here.
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anyone that says Portman is built like a 12-year-old boy didn't see the masturbation scene in Black Swan. Jesus, what an ass. that girl has. And to those that think she IS built like a 12-year-old boy, stop paying so much attention to 12-year-old boys.
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And yep. JGL is a good actor. And double yep. Natalie Portman is what some experts refer to as "the hotness".
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i had this guy tell me once that she looked like a young boy... to which i responded "that's what you see when you look at young boys? damn, you're ill"
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...but masturbates like a 14 year old.
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but she's got a GREAT ASS!!! Boo-ya!!! Thank you Al P.
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don't worry, it's not like that. closest comparison I can thinki of is Napolean Dynamite, if it had been rated R, and done acid, then anti-depressants.
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and nat looks like a poser cunt whore named nickie burns of raleigh nc
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I'm targeting noddy93, maxjohnson1971, turd, and mcgoocain ... pathetic and socially inept children who respond with claims of pedophilia when someone insults their masturbation material. It's hilarious that as I suggest that Natalie Portman has the body of a child, that somehow means I like little boys. I thought I made it clear that I don't find her attractive, so your reasoning is sad, desperate, and flat out unoriginal. But, hey ... I can play that game too. Watch. Many of you have pointed out that what you find so attractive about her is her 'petite' frame. Well, there are other females who are also petite ... children. So it sounds to me like the lot of you are really obsessed with little girls. I myself prefer a woman with tits and ass, but you guys seem to enjoy the prepubescent type. Seriously, you need help. I weep for your daughters. :(
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• Independent script and production<br> • A tour de force performance by GLH<br> • Natalie Portman playing dowdy again (when we can pretend she's "one of us")<br> • Rainn Wilson in a dramatic role (he's going the Robin Williams beard = not comedic role route)<br> • Child actor who looks natural instead of playing a movie-kid<br> <br> Count me in.
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this movie looks strange as all get out.
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That may just be because I saw Your Highness already but between that, the thor trailer rollout, black swan, n no strings attached (not to mention the other woman) I'M KINDA OVER HER.
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Feb. 20, 2011, 9:15 p.m. CST
You are aware there are a lot of naturally petite grown women
by Rebel Scumb
A fairly large percentage of girls are built with dainty frames.
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Ever hear of sarcasm?
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Seriously Nico, you should stopped after your first point: Natalie Portman does seem to act like certain actressy things are beneath her, and for someone sold as super-intelligent it's rare to hear her say something interesting that doesn't come in the form of canned intellectualism. But don't banish the girl to a lifetime of solitude because you think she looks like a boy. If it wasn't for this site, I wouldn't even know how tall she is.
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Natalie Portman has a male body. She's built exactly like a dude. Anyone who thinks she's hot is borderline pedophile or homosexual. What could you POSSIBLY be attracted to? Her boyish face? Her flat chest? Her man legs? Oh wait, someone mentioned her ass. Yeah...guess what? Men have asses, too. Sorry dude...but you might be a homo.
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5 fingers ... I wouldn't condemn the poor girl to loneliness because of her lack of female proportions, I just think that the way some of these guys do backflips over her 'beauty' is a little too much. And the frowny face was sarcasm ... as in I don't really believe that fans of Natalie Portman are likely to sexually abuse their own daughters ... I was giving some of these idiots a dose of their own medicine by making wild assumptions about their sexual preferences. And with that ..... melgibsoncalledmethenword ... Brilliantly written. It's such a relief to know that I'm not the only sane man who watches movies.
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Anyone that compares the female form in all its glorious variety to a male must have some sort of unresolved sexual issue. You might be a closeted homo dude. Hey! Generalizing is fun!!
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I can smell a beautiful woman at 500 yards in a blizzard. You boys need to get out more.
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Yep. That trailer looks like a bunch of whiny, self-indulgent, halfwits. It's almost as bad as reading the talkbacks at this site! (snark) I hate this piece of garbage and will never see it.
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Feb. 20, 2011, 10:30 p.m. CST
I hate when smartass sissy actors try to act like tough metalheads or stoners...
by MST3KPIMP
Justin Long is another one who does this and it comes off extremely disingenuous and insulting to the audience & group theyre supposed to be "representing". Just lame wigs, retro t-shirt and phoned in charactertures. I feel these clowns think these groups are shallow jokes & don't respect them enough to try so they half-ass it thinking that people will see the 'irony' but they need to try more like Jeff Bridges or James Franco. But I suspect they secretly envy them but are stuck in theyre structered indie-film world.
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Feb. 20, 2011, 10:30 p.m. CST
At least she looks like a fit 12 year old boy, you see a lot of dumpy little 12 year olds...
by THE_CHOPPAH
skulking around these days. Dumpy 12 year old boy looking women have no business with THE CHOPPAH.
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Yeah, because all real life teenage metalheads are actual hard guys.
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So at the drop of a hat, mcgoocain has a link to a video depicting what looks to be an eight year old Asian boy dressed in a burlesque costume, performing to Christina Aguilera. Seriously, dude ... you've got some issues. I couldn't even watch it because your sick pedophilia has made me nauseous. I mean ... where do you find this shit? How many hours do you spend on the internet, looking for children in drag? Is this what gets you off? You need to be reported to the FBI, because this isn't even funny anymore. Natalie Portman aside, we have a sexual predator frequenting these talkbacks. I see an interview with Chris Hansen in your future, mcgoocain. I suggest you get help before you take this sick obsession of yours too far.
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Women have hips, they're shaped like hourglasses. Hips and shoulders usually the same width, with pinched waist lines (unless they are on the chunkier end of the spectrum) Men's hips are usually the same width as their torso, but have broader shoulders This is pretty obvious I think. If you don't think NP is attractive, whatever, its not a big deal, everyone has different tastes. But there's nothing masculine about her body at all. Sure she doesn't have huge boobs, but lots of women don't. Her figure is still very feminine. At best you could argue she looks like a little girl. Although since she's been acting since before she hit puberty, and there is an actual comparison to be drawn between how she looked in The Professional, and how she looks in Closer, then I think its pretty clear that she blossomed into womanhood just like any other girl.
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Using the same insults I used on you against me doesn't make you clever, it only makes you look desperate. It's the equivalent of me saying, "You're stupid" and you replying, "No, you're stupid." It's sad, childish, and redundant. Grow up, bitch. Oh, and I've yet to come across your perverted little video by accident, despite your claim that it's 'easy to find', nor have I seen any news report. Then again, I don't have the complex Asian pedophilia connections that you apparently do. But, seriously ... take a step back and look at your argument. I said that people shouldn't drool over Natalie Portman because she looks like a boy who hasn't hit puberty yet. If you can't figure out that that means I don't find her attractive, then stop reading now because this is a little over your head. Amid your ridiculous reasoning that my disdain for Natalie somehow means I like little boys, you post a video of an Asian child in drag. All you've done is make yourself look suspect. Give it up, kid.
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Hesher looks a bit like an indie film cliche checklist, but the cast is good.
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Good trailer!
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But as other posters have mentioned, his hippy/metal head pose seems awkwerd and forced. JGL has a wholesome, innocent face. Maybe when he gets older. Not saying he shouldn't branch out as an actor and take risks.
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The Joseph Gordon Levitt part should have been played by Matt Dillon circa 1981. He was the last young actor who could project REAL youth/class menace.
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Her arse is a work of beauty.
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But there's no way the young kid in the movie gets to tap it, despite all the stalking, and his permanent stalk. Seeing her play 'dowdy' makes me think she trying for awards bait for next year too.
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Sometimes I like to settle down and watch some acting. It not all CGI and Tn'A. You guys do know that. Right?
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I guess what makes a remarkable film is personal to everyone. But JGL gave us some pretty great performances in films like Brick, Mysterious Skin, Inception.(in my opninion)
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Feb. 21, 2011, 4:44 a.m. CST
i'd like to apologize to NATALIE, for the behavior of some of these trolls
by frank cotton
they're just upset that all girls don't come with giant breasts. it's an infantile, freudian thing, that they may, or, may not, grow out of...
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This stuff is typical indie shit.
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I really want to see this! Metallica alone makes me want to go!
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He's just upset because his perverted sense of the female form requires him to search for the most 'childlike' of adult women. It's all really just a ploy to cover up his own fantasies of pedophilia. It's an infantile, Freudian thing, that he may, or may not, grow out of. Unfortunately, he probably spends his days searching the internet for unsuspecting preteen girls. Let's just hope the authorities bust him before he does any real damage.
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Sorry, but whilst she's pretty, the fact that she got pregnant (out of wedlock) from a douche from her last film and will most likely break up with reduces her desirability level in my book. Same thing happened to Jessica Alba. Used to be THE hot babe especially for the Sci-fi/Comic Con crowd but after crushing every red blooded male's fantasies (twice) she's way down on the hit-it list. Advice to all hot actresses: If you want to maintain your A-list (read: box office) appeal, wait until you're in your 30s to get married and have kids.
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If they have to make a reboot of the crow, they should cast JGL as Eric and stick closer to the book than they did the first time. Make it a random crime, not some attempt to empty a building.. a building that is STILL EMPTY A YEAR LATER!!! That made no sense. And leave out the crap about the bird getting hurt causing Eric to be mortal. He's been dead for a year!! If he were suddenly human his arms would fall off or something.
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jlg is on a roll and idea what the song at the end is sounds like arcade fire??
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Hesher was wrapped over a year ago I believe. Will it ever actually be released?
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Yes, fuck you and your fear-mongering, moralising horsefuck mouth. Don't you dare instill fear in the minds of children and their parents. That sort of attitude is the reason we now have a generation of fat, unmotivated couch potato kids who would rather sit indoors playing video games than go outside for hide and seek, or tag, or building dens, or climbing trees. The streets are no more dangerous now than they were a century ago, in fact they are safer. Kids should be encouraged to explore, use their imagination, test their boundaries. Every time you stop a child from taking a risk, you are helping to kill that child's ambition. So, Johnnylabamba, I say it again: Fuck you.
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is still smoking hot when the baby was out of her. Im still gonna tap that ass! lol. and did anyone even SEE natalie portman in closer in that stripper outfit? i admit she doesnt have breasts but she got legs, ass and lips. It's not like young perky jennifer lopez ass, but it gets the jobs done and im a black guy and i love me some woman's ass. She also has a great smile. I dont get all the hate she doesnt look like a 12 yr old boy. i mean if you got grown men trying to holla at her, because THEY find her attractive then it's saying something. And no doubt if you met her in person and she smiled &laughed at one of your corny jokes you'd go... hmmm id fuck her... lol.
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Feb. 22, 2011, 12:04 a.m. CST
Not Every Man Likes Women Who Look Like They're Still 13.
by Bruda5000
Don't get the Natalie Portman thing at all but I do have a theory. If you think Portman is hot and you want to hit that call the police and report yourself as a level 1 sex offender. My theory is that anyone who has lustful thoughts over Portman must be a pedophile. Therefore with my theory in play, it must be inferred that Harry is windowless van owner.
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has very, very narrow shoulders. Very narrow.
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is also drool candy for some guys. Just sayin'!
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both denounced this trailer on their Twitter streams the other day. Said it misrepresents the film.
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