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New THOR Trailer hits online!!!

Published at: Feb. 17, 2011, 7:53 p.m. CST by AICNStaff

Hey folks, Harry here...

Trapped with internet so slow - that I'm stuck trying to download this damn thing so I can comment about it for y'all...  but I figure...  I'll get it eventually.   From the start of it, it seems they're dead set on selling it as an Earth bound story primarily.   I think that's a mistake, cuz I've heard that most of the film takes place in the realm of Asgard and it's adjoining lands...  but I haven't been able to get more than 30% of this trailer loaded so far.   So take a look and let me know in Talkback what you think.   Hopefully, the CAPTAIN AMERICA full length trailer is coming soon.   Right?

After I see this, I'll be back to share my thoughts:

 


 

 

 

Harry here again...  I like it, but I think using the modern hook at the beginning is the wrong way to go with the trailer.   It should start with them finding Thor in the desert, cut to Jane asking where Thor came from, cut to Heimdall's narration about the truth of existence, which instantly explains Asgard and a bit about the multiverse.   

With this trailer - we're not even introduced to the characters beyond THOR.  The natural comic geeks know the Warriors Three, Odin, Heimdall, Loki, Sif, Frigga, etc....   We know that is Asgard, we see the Rainbow Bridge...  but how about anyone else?   The trailer simply introduces a guy named THOR - but not that he's the God of Thunder, son of Odin, half-brother of Loki.   Not that Loki is the God of Mischief.   This is all a shame, because the script and film is mostly about Asgard and that world.   Sure, midgard is involved - but almost everything that seems ludicrous in this trailer is handled properly within the script with the proper context.  

I've talked with 3 different people that have seen a rough cut of the film and they've told me it is outstanding.   I just want 1 trailer that introduces the world of THOR, not ours.

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  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:54 p.m. CST

    post 0

    by HEADGEEK

    New THOR trailer hits!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:57 p.m. CST

    I've been called retarded because

    by Subtitles_Off

    I think running through CGI-ed breaking glass looks cheap and stupid. So, I'm retarded then.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Where does Jesus fit into the Marvel Universe?

    by Man in Suit

    So Iron Man and Captain American exist in the same universe where Norse gods are real? I'm not buying it.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Ooh, look! The giant action figure gets all glowy!

    by Subtitles_Off

    I want the tagline for this to be... Hammer, don't hurt 'em!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:58 p.m. CST

    I don't know, man. I don't know.

    by eggers

    This kinda looks gay as hell.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:59 p.m. CST

    HUh.... First?

    by Horgy

    Looks pretty badass. I'm ready to smack that girl though. "this is going on Facebook."

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Please Oh Please

    by iharlequin

    Don't screw this up. Ugh. I'm clinging to hope so hard I think I may have suffocated it.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 7:59 p.m. CST

    I'm sold

    by technotranceporter

    Looks fucking bad ass.

  • Looks quite good.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8 p.m. CST

    looks good

    by seabiscuits

    the bad guys look a little bland but I saw a few promising ones at the end

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:01 p.m. CST

    THOR looks every bit as good as Supergirl 1984

    by JethroBodine

    It also looks like Natalie Portman will be up for another Academy Award for this performance. Hell, Academy Awards all around!!!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:03 p.m. CST

    For comparison

    by JethroBodine

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOSQXXyAl8

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Destroyer!

    by Verminous

    Really, I think this looks pretty good. The sets for Asgard look sweet, Destroyer looks good and the casting for Thor is spot on. Hope it all comes together. let's just hope Hopkins doesn't phone it in like in Wolfman.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:04 p.m. CST

    this looks worse every time i see it

    by zom-bot.com

    thor being taken down with a taser, for comic effect. wtf. okay even if he's made mortal for a bit...he sure is throwing docs around the lab...a taser is going to affect the god of thunder? the one thing i can get behind is that asgardians are kind of godlike aliens. powerful beings that are nearly imoortal that we've viewed as gods through history, but really aren't. i think that fits with marvel style. but this movie looks bad. like, the complete opposite of what thor is about. and poor natalie portman, what a bad role to choose. can we NOT have a superhero movie with a love interest that teaches the hero humanity and then has to get rescued?

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Man in Suit

    by iharlequin

    I completely agree. I wish they would have gone with more of an Ultimates version of Thor.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Better but...

    by raidahguy

    still looks weak. Hopefully its not.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:07 p.m. CST

    so..no helmet

    by redkamel

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:07 p.m. CST

    THOR GETS TAKIN DOWN BY A TASER ? WTF ???

    by scotsman75

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:07 p.m. CST

    This is awesome

    by maelstrom_ZERO

    I am officially re-stoked. Almost everything about that trailer was spot-on, from the humor, to the action, to Natalie Portman running in slo-mo. . .wow. Just wow. If this movie as good as this trailer is, then I have nothing but high hopes. Kenneth Branagh, don't let me down.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:08 p.m. CST

    This movie is going to be ridiculous.......

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    I'M IN!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Also...

    by redkamel

    -who is the blue satan? -what is the supposed to be scary thing/your run of the mill monster at the end of the trailer? The Destroyer looks 10x more badass. They should have swapped.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Fucking terrible

    by performingmonkey

    This looks like the worst movie of the year. But, oh wait, we threw a 'Facebook' line in the trailer so your girlfriend will want to go see...also, a hot guy...who cares if he can act (or even do an accent other then 'ohh a dramatic deep American accent, because I'm from...the past! or...another world!'), your girl will still be getting more wet for him than she ever has for you, even all the times she was trying to lube herself up by thinking of her ex as you grinded away, grunting in her ear like some fat fucking hog... At least we've got TDKR and Supes next year.

  • guaranfuckingteed

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:14 p.m. CST

    bag of shite

    by tazzzer

    stinks bad..

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:14 p.m. CST

    enough with the Facebook jokes, eh?

    by TheSeeker7

    And I'm actually not one of these guys who will sit here and smugly talk about how lame facebook is. It's a fine and worthy service, sure while it has elements you can make fun of, ultimately I use it happily. But everytime I see a facebook joke in a movie these days, I can't help but groan and roll my eyes. and it's not even the potentially dated aspect of it, it' just that... it simply never sounds good, or anywhere close to funny.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Mark Zuckerberg is an asshole

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

    His shitty time wasting "invention" is now staining Marvel movies. Fuck, that line annoyed me. That and the taser scene. I don't know, I had high hopes for this. Seems like a mixed bag now.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:20 p.m. CST

    I don't know... I thought it was kinda bitchin'

    by Astronut

    Especially the shit where he hits that dude with Molnjr and it comes flying back to him! THATS what I'm talkin' 'bout Willis!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Looks like 2 different movies smashed together

    by lv_426

    At least that is how the trailer seems to present it. Movie #1 is about a couple of chicks on a road trip with a big blonde crazy dude that thinks he's an alien. Movie #2 is about Norse gods and Ragnarok, and takes place in a completely different world. I want to see the one about Ragnarok and Norse gods beating the shit out of supernatural creatures in hand to hand combat.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Dr. Don Blake

    by THX1968

    Where the fuck is he? Would have been cool, but no biggie. The Blake identity hasn't been around for quite some time. This trailer is much, much better than the teaser, but they still have to get away from the Masters of the Universe (movie) aspect.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:21 p.m. CST

    I am completely underwhelmed and uninterested

    by matthooper8

    Bring on Cap', because Thor is a Netflix.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Looks fuckin' rockin.

    by BooBoosDaddy

    I'm in!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Eeeh

    by DigitalBeachWar

    The comedic elements are so forced. This movie will be okay... only because TRANSFORMERS exists.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:22 p.m. CST

    I'm liking Hemsworth...

    by Citizin_insane

    ... I think I'll get past the comedy of him being on earth

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:24 p.m. CST

    looks awesome

    by JaredP

    lets hope its good

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:25 p.m. CST

    jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    by ORIONgods

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Another great comparison...

    by JethroBodine

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF20B8p4F08 Masters of the Universe. Nice call thx1968. ;-)

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Now that you mention it, the taser scene is a little strange

    by Astronut

    How does Thor go down from being hit with a taser? Wha - ? Maybe his powers haven't transmitted to him yet...?

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Better than the last trailer.

    by Yaroh_Meringue

    Better than the Green Lantern trailer. The least of the post-Iron Man Marvel movies but not in Daredevil/Ghost Rider/Fantastic Four territory. The Thor actor seems 10 years too young to me. Zero gravitas. The CG in the Asgard sequences is generic. Design is plastic looking, style-less...BLAND. I love the big Kirby monster thing with the lazer face and the glimpse of Loki in full costume. Natalie Pointless.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:28 p.m. CST

    I'm Thinking that Thor Got Funny...

    by MakNeil

    and I like it. While I enjoyed Tron: Legacy, some scenes that were meant to be humorous (mainly one-liners) fell sorta flat. From what I have seen from this latest trailer, they are going to leaven the special effects with some situational humor (as opposed to just about anything from Adam Sandler) and–admittedly from what little I have seen–some decent, and perhaps good, acting.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:28 p.m. CST

    ......so everyone in this talkbak is juss going to bitch

    by ORIONgods

    im out

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Looks Sweeet!

    by quadrupletree

    I'm sold. I wanna see it..

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:28 p.m. CST

    talkback*

    by ORIONgods

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:28 p.m. CST

    meh

    by DementedCaver

    That trailer just didn't do anything for me, but I'll wait to see what the critics say. Nice to have folks that will take one for the team. I really hope that it is a great popcorn flick. *fingers crossed*

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:29 p.m. CST

    The lady doth tase the God of Thunder?wtf

    by Thanos0145

    I wanted the trailer to show Thor flying but they're probably saving that for the movie. Thor>Captain PC

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Oriongods, LOL you just bitched about the bitching...

    by JethroBodine

    bitch. :-D

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Definitely feel better about this now...

    by nostairway

    After the first trailer I was kinda on the fence but it seems like they got the tone of the movie right. There has to be at least some humor in this, I mean he's a viking god wandering around earth. The jokes write themself. And the battles look pretty epic. In 3-D they should be even better. It's gonna be a good summer...

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Kobe, you're so stupid.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And not up to speed at all. And, let's get it straight: Nobody on here bashes Nolan's Batman more than I do. You never used to be this useless. Your criticisms used to carry a sting. Not much of one. Still, enough to get you noticed. Now you just sound like a fucking paranoid nut-ball. Dumber than Glenn Beck. Listen. Last time... I'm not one of The Choppahs. Never was. And neither Flickapoo or myself have ever had our hand in the other's sock.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Re: braindrain

    by MakNeil

    It might look like Clash of the Titans, but I suspect that it will not suck, unlike Clash.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:31 p.m. CST

    scotsman75 I don't know...

    by MurderMostFowl

    I don't know the storyline for Thor, but it looks pretty clear from the other trailer that he's "banished" to earth as a mortal. So it's easy to understand how he could get knocked out by taser. Obviously later his Dad thros him a bone ( er... hammer ) and gives him some of his powers back to help fight evil and redeemhimself or whatever. Also am I the only one who thought Superman 2 when we see this desert shanty town?

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:32 p.m. CST

    If TWO scenes in a 2 minute trailer of a 2 hour movie "ruin" it for you

    by Larry Sellers

    Just kill yourself now...but yeah, I really don't want to see Thor fight Destroyer in a long-sleeve tee. The Asgard stuff looks outstanding, though. Looks good at this point. And I'm pretty sure they're going for light-hearted/action with this trailer. It's a bit different tonally from the first.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:37 p.m. CST

    If a taser brings down the God of Thunder ....

    by Dirk Shocker

    than The Hulk should have no problem ripping him a new Asgard asshole the size of his fucking hammer (in the Avengers movie of course!).

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Looks like MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE with Dolph Lundgren

    by 3D-Man

    Whether that's good or bad is up to you

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Looks pretty sweet...

    by Chewtoy

    I think they're keeping the right balance in these trailers, giving the general audiences something that grounds the film for them and makes it relate-able, but slipping in some nice other-worldly shots and monsters to keep the "epic" feel of it. Looking forward to it.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Kat Dennings is the real ringer in this story...

    by zinc_chameleon

    first off, she's an order of magnitude hotter than Natalie Portman. I still say the writers--I'm talking to you, Kevin--have missed a great subplot if Loki doesn't try to put the moves on Kat. They make a much better looking pair than a giant and a midget. Sorry, for that, short people.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:42 p.m. CST

    That is indeed Clay Matthews.

    by Dirk Shocker

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:44 p.m. CST

    kat dennings is as hot as portman

    by zom-bot.com

    if not hotter, in her own way. she definitely looks like more fun. but i hate characters like hers in movies like this.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:45 p.m. CST

    performingmonkey .."deep American accent"??

    by The_Dark_Shite

    What's American about that accent? He's clearly attempting an English accent & doing it pretty badly. <p> Anyway, I'm really unsure about this. As others have said, the Asgard stuff looks great. The rest looks like it's trying to be a "Superhero for women" movie & doing it so obviously & hamfistedly that it'll probably succeed. <p> Aren't there ways of getting a female audience without turning it into a semi-chick flick? Fair enough, obvious & hamfisted cliches/Mr Perfect fantasies bring the ladeez. But that ain't what a Thor movie should be. <p> You could argue that 99.9% of women don't know who Thor is, so it's a way of getting them interested, but once again it's just another variation of pissing on the hardcore audience to get a new one, like when they change everything about a character that people have invested in for years, to get a new, younger audience. This time it's to get a female audience, at the expense of what should be an unashamedly blokie movie.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Since when did he grow facial hair???

    by Dirk Shocker

    Never once seen Thor with peach fuzz in a mag. Correct me if I'm wrong.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:48 p.m. CST

    CGI looks rather weak

    by RichardLuzT

    But still seems to be a fun movie.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Kat Dennings with her tits out:-D

    by The_Dark_Shite

    Hammer time.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:52 p.m. CST

    I forgot to post the link. Too busy with my hammer. Here it is..

    by The_Dark_Shite

    http://tinyurl.com/4hjkrlc

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:53 p.m. CST

    i thought it looked pretty good

    by jules windex

    Not that I think any of this summer's comic flix are gonna be elite level, this looks like a good solid entry into the Marvel cannon. Hemsworth looks charismatic, Portman is hot and Kat can be the comic relief. I'm in.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:54 p.m. CST

    i'm getting excited

    by antonphd

    i was excited when i heard kenneth was directing, but the first trailers kind of underwhelmed me. now i'm getting excited again.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Dirk, you're wrong

    by iharlequin

    He's had a beard and other facial hair at various times.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST

    he looks more like aquaman than thor

    by zom-bot.com

    i'm amazed how many of you here are eating up the 'fish out of water' guy from another planet kind of shtick these trailer are practically oozing. the premise has been done before and better. and thor with a beard, IRL, looks more like aquaman than thor.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Yikes, Comic Con footage was good, 1st trailer was good, this one is pretty bad.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

    Yes, some spectacular images, but A HELL OF A LOT OF ANNOYING LITTLE SCENES. I was excited, now I'm worried about this film. Lots of bad choices in this trailer, lots of bad choices.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:59 p.m. CST

    the_dark_shite

    by antonphd

    now that's how boobs should look. they are a little big for my taste. i like smaller. but the nipples are perfect. i'll never understand people who like man nipples on women.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 8:59 p.m. CST

    You can see the Warriors Three at 1:44

    by MisterE

    As Thor walks out to face The Destroyer at 1:44 in the trailer, you can see Fandral, Hogun and Volstagg standing by Jane Foster and her friend in the background. The Warriors Three look like they've taken a beating.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9 p.m. CST

    healthy, large nipples rule.

    by zom-bot.com

    way to go kat.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Harry, we're waiting for you. Give your thoughts!

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:01 p.m. CST

    The actor playing Thor, just comes across as dumb.

    by Yamato

    The guy has dull eyes, no spark of intelligence. I loved IM, and IH, I liked IM2 and SM1 &2. This movie, I think will be more along the lines of SM3, Ang Lees Hulk abortion and Daredevil.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Looks good!

    by jazzylg

    Can't wait to see it.Why are there so many complaints? All complainers do is waste their own time.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Works for me!

    by The_Dark_Shite

    I've been in love with Ms Dennings ever since I found those pics. I had no idea who she was. I only discovered she had an acting career as a result of investigating the nipple bearer:p.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:07 p.m. CST

    liked kat since 30 year old virgin

    by zom-bot.com

    but i have to put her out of mind to be able to function.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Looks like He-Man Masters of the Universe

    by SirGaryColeman

    He-Man goes to Connecticut

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:12 p.m. CST

    He-Man Goes To Connecticut.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And gets tased. And eats a sandwich. And pronounces "Earth" as "Uth."

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:17 p.m. CST

    So Thor gets taken out by...

    by Wheel99

    a tazer.... Yeah.... Im going to spend money on this.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:17 p.m. CST

    @redkamel, there is a helmet + final monster

    by kevred

    You must have blinked at the wrong time. The helmet is in one of the Asgard moments. I'm kind of with you on the final monster there. It just says, "oh, someone liked the cave troll design from Fellowship of the Ring". That kind of lack of inspiration drags things down a bit. The best aspects of this film so far are those that Jack Kirby created 40 years ago.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:19 p.m. CST

    So, the helmet only makes a cameo...

    by hank henshaw

    trailer looks alright. Of course it has a different tone from the first trailer and the comic con footage, this trailer is targeted to a different audience.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:19 p.m. CST

    IN 3 FUCKIN D!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did ya get that folks?

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:28 p.m. CST

    The Taser - Did you even watch the first teaser?

    by MrD

    Thor pisses off Odin and is stripped of his power - the whole "forced to learn humility" thing was part of the comics from the start. And yes, he has had a beard at various times in the comics, starting with the Simonson run in the 1980s. And no, that is neither an English nor American accent he is going for. Remember, NORSE God? Hello?

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:28 p.m. CST

    "For a crazy homeless guy, he's pretty cut."

    by Subtitles_Off

    What woman, or girl, ever, anywhere, has ever said anything like that? What, is she a fan of bodybuilding magazines? "Cut." Nobody uses that expression other than frat boys. When they're getting as close as they ever will to admitting they'd like to experiment, sexually, with their room-mate.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Hmmm...I've had my doubts about this flick but I've got to admit...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...that looked fairly badass (especially the shots of the hammer making waves of destruction) and rather fun. Although it's still too early to be sure, this could be a surprise ala IRON MAN.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:40 p.m. CST

    subtitles, that reminds me

    by blackwood

    For a pithy talkbacker, you're pretty cut. Want to experiment, sexually? Anyway, THOR. I am warming to it. Not a bad trailer. Doesn't fill me with Chris Evans tingles but I'm more interested now than I was. I felt similar to the first IRON MAN trailers -- none of them ever grabbed me, and when I finally got around to seeing it I was shocked how much I dug it. So here's hoping THOR plays out in longform the same way.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:40 p.m. CST

    "For a crazy homeless guy, he's pretty cut.

    by ORIONgods

    wow the ruins the movie omg she said cut faill movieeee failllll :P

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:44 p.m. CST

    And how dare someone call Subtitles "retarded"?! I mean, the nerve!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    *** snicker ***

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Some of that stuff looked really new and amazing --

    by MooseMalloy

    -- but the creature at the end took me out of it. Time to let a new batch of concept artists into the fold.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:46 p.m. CST

    I predict this will be the best superhero movie this year...

    by Mr. Waturi

    And better than anything we've had for a while. Surprised how many of you are complaining. Usually that's my job. I think TDK is very overrated and Iron Man 2 sucked. But this looks like it could potentially be great. Then again, I don't know a thing about the comic so that probably helps.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 9:55 p.m. CST

    mrd..are you high?

    by The_Dark_Shite

    "He isn't trying to sound English..he's trying to sound like a Norse God". What. The. Fuck?<p> Of course he's going for an English accent. In the same way that movies set in Ancient Rome or Middle earth have everyone speaking in posh English accents. <p> What does a Norse God sound like exactly? <p> You need your medication.

  • I need to have some twit spout pop culture references every five minutes to relate to Thor? I mean, do i really need you around to make this story work? Is it really essential to watch the God of thunder fumble with microwave popcorn or learn the wonder known as the washing machine? Hey writer, when it's all said and done you can only succeed by reducing the character to your level, because you lack the intellectual wherewithal to rise to his.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10 p.m. CST

    looks decent

    by elsewhere

    I'll watch it

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:08 p.m. CST

    Trailer before this had me worried but this one

    by JestaFool

    makes me think this movie will be much better than I ever could have imagined they could make out of THOR.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:08 p.m. CST

    God this looks dumb...I mean Odin he be look foolish

    by Zurge

    Thor vs Generic-Giant-Powerrangers Villain...lame.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:11 p.m. CST

    He's an Aussie and the Hammer is a boomerang?

    by TheJudger

    The trailer looks good, the chicks comment on him being homeless kinda pisses me off. He's using a norelco on that beard. Homeless people have a hard time with hair management.

  • ...Then I probably don't want to see your Thor movie.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:12 p.m. CST

    by biggev77

    Looks good, n everyone here is going 2 see it no matter what they say.. its going 2 be a solid flick just likeim1,2 and hulk.. can't wait!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:12 p.m. CST

    Surprised by negativity

    by eman1111

    I thought the trailer was awesome full of action, humor and some gravitas. Asgard looks amazing and the hammer work was very cool. The Destroyer looks spot on and creatures for the different worlds around Asgard look great, Dark elfs, trolls and the like. Now for you idiots who are wondering why a taser can take down Thor have you even watched the first trailer where it explains that Odin has taken away Thor's powers and banished him to earth for ending the peace of Asgard? So while Thor is still a bad ass he is like any other mortal who if they get hit by a taser they go down. People at least educate yourself before you get all negative on something. But that is too much too expect from people who just love to post negativity all the time.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Looks good enough to fall in line with Hulk and Iron Man..

    by CeejayNightwing

    Still wished they'd gone with the Ultimates version of Thor rather than 616 universe cheesy look. Thor getting tased after being stripped off his power is understandable especially since he's obviously still weak from his abrupt arrival. (I don't think most bitching fanboys can put 2 & 2 together to grasp this from first viewing as usual!) I love Kat Dennings but she may be one comic relief too much for the movie depending on how much of her performance they cut or if they kill her off mid movie. And my only real problem is the catering for the convenience stuff like arriving from Asguard with T-shirt and Jeans instead of Terminator style naked, and the " oh no this is Earth" lines from the previous trailer instead of saying "Midguard". Worse off is the Black and Chinese Asguardian PC thing which is also a bit unnecessary. Other than that I'm kinda looking forward to this and even more to Tony Starks appearance if he has one!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Sweet

    by Mighty Chin

    You Guys Are Caked! That looked awesome!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:20 p.m. CST

    I want to make the sex with Natalie Portman

    by Badger23

    I hope she'll be able to handle my girth.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Hemsworth acting looks pretty suspect

    by smudgewhat

    Same as in Star Trek. But the action looks surprisingly good. Very Actiony. Actionyesque.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:25 p.m. CST

    ....too bad

    by Loosejerk

    Alan Cummings got old. I always wanted him for Loki (looks like they got his doppleganger). But then again, before X-men....I wanted Bob Hoskins to play Wolverine.

  • Oh hey wow lmao cool flick there love when it turns into Final Fantasy sweet can't wait

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:30 p.m. CST

    zero gravitas

    by zer05um

    I agree, suffering a significant gravitas shortfall. Still, even though it is a grey area, resistance is character forming.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:31 p.m. CST

    i try to be generally positive but...

    by stu_pickles

    these trailers and such peak no interest in me. and in 3D? and that chick from 40 yr old virgin looks like she is seriously gonna kill every scene she makes an idiotic hipster comment in. but i think it's pretty awesome they put the ice dudes in this.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:33 p.m. CST

    "you dare threaten me... (longish pause)

    by smudgewhat

    Smudgewhat! With so crappy an actor!"

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:33 p.m. CST

    is captain america in 3D?

    by stu_pickles

    i kinda hope not. i dont wanna spend the extra money when honestly i like watching old fashioned 2d a lot more

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:36 p.m. CST

    shouldn't he be immune to electricty?

    by Warcraft

    being the god of thunder? how does a taser hurt him?

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:41 p.m. CST

    performing monkey

    by Warcraft

    " your girl will still be getting more wet for him than she ever has for you, even all the times she was trying to lube herself up by thinking of her ex as you grinded away, grunting in her ear like some fat fucking hog... ." you sound quite bitter pal. Speaking from personal experience? No wait, couldn't be, that would actually require a human female to want to be within 10 feet of you.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 10:51 p.m. CST

    yes he can get hurt, he gets stripped of his powers by Odin

    by biggev77

    First trailer you hear Odin say he's stripping Thor if his powers n thus sending him 2 earth (midgard)... I do this comic book stuff Lmao

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:04 p.m. CST

    "Objective: Make this look like a confused mess"

    by Mgmax

    A trailer should either tease, or give you a clear picture of where a movie's going. Do you think you have any idea what order the scenes in this trailer are really in in the movie? There's a scene fighting a giant robot in the southwest, and a scene being chased by a monster dog from Hell in Antarctica, and Anthony Hopkins apparently rules the Vikings from Radio City Music Hall, and there's some black guy who I'm pretty sure is NOT a Viking, and there's some comedy about being a Viking (maybe in the sequel, he can fight a Viking stove). And my interest in seeing this just plummeted because I have no idea what it's about.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:09 p.m. CST

    maybe I'm crazy but looks kinda good

    by Rupee88

    Thor is a tough one to pull off but looks fun at least.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:17 p.m. CST

    That's one bad wig, Harry.

    by scallywagthedog

    I hope he can grow his hair out in time for Avengers because that awful rug is pretty distracting, if you ask me. Um, otherwise, I'm feeling better and better about this movie, even though I'm not a big Thor fan. Huh. "Thor Fan" sounds like a Chinese restaurant.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:20 p.m. CST

    haha, chinese restaurant. good one, scallywagthedog

    by stu_pickles

    i'm serious, i laughed

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:24 p.m. CST

    I'm in

    by Alan

    First trailer left me cold. This one worked for me, so I'm dropping some cash, getting some popcorn and going to have some fun. Of course I was pretty much sold since THOR is the GOD I sacrifice all my KFC to.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Cool... he's hot.

    by allykatD

    Always a plus in my book. If I don't like the movie I can just enjoy the hot guy.... oh and the movie looks like it'll be a fun bit of afternoon entertainment.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:36 p.m. CST

    looks fun!

    by ufoclub1977

    Good colors. I don't like the re-use of the music style at first of the original Transformers teaser though. I hate when trailers recycle musical ideas from movies or other trailers. Death to that.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Mighty!

    by Carl XVI Gustaf

    That looked spot on! Don't get the hate on here. Feel the norseness!

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:52 p.m. CST

    That robot thing would kick Gort's ASS!

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

    That's what the Gort robot should've been like in the "The Day The Earth Stool Still" remake.

  • Feb. 17, 2011, 11:57 p.m. CST

    The end monster...

    by doczlove

    ...looks exactly like the cave troll from Fellowship of the Ring but way bigger. I want this to be good so bad, but it looks a bit Ghost Rider to me.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:04 a.m. CST

    VERY BAD! presented as VERY DERIVATIVE:

    by golden tribw

    Everything in this trailer comes off like a direct evocation (or rip-off) of the Terminator films, War of the Worlds, and Hellboy. It's a lot like the latest Resident Evil movie blatantly stole all kinds of shots from the Matrix films and then stuffed its trailer full of them. And it's not a trend I admire or approve of.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:05 a.m. CST

    I liked Thor until now so maybe it will be okay

    by golden tribw

    But I don't think they put this trailer together properly at all, they didn't think through how horribly it emphasis the formulaic qualities: exile saves mankind from superior race that wants to demolish them. Sound familiar anybody? Zzzzzzz.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Ok

    by thecheesegrommit

    I was going to list all the fucktards who do nothing but bitch but it got to be too many and I wasn't a 1/4 way down the TB. I got this far: matthooper8, dr. egon spengler, tazzzer, eggers, jethrobodine, raidahguy, performingmonkey. Obvious there are more, so I just mass describe how tired I am of fucking wasted of life using up my air. Whether you are just trolling for reaction or serious about not thinking this looks awesome. You are fucking fuckwads. This trailer looked so amazing, yes that's my opinion which you can argue is no better than your opinion however the stupid anti-social behavior exhibited by your specific compliants. GOD! You are so sad!!! This trailor was AMAZING! *Final note for the absolute moronic "The God of thunder gets taken down by a taser" He was made mortal. AND even know I can most certainly kick your asses, I am just as sure a taser would take me down. This is indisputable that your logic or lack of is flawed.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:07 a.m. CST

    Sorry meant DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

    by golden tribw

    not WAR OF THE WORLDS. It's a red wine night.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:09 a.m. CST

    IMHO

    by grendel69

    Everything before 1:20 = Bad Everything after 1:20 = Good

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:12 a.m. CST

    I'd rather see Kat Dennings nekkid than the Black Swan

    by MARCEL_THE_NEGRO_PROJECTIONIST

    I love me some Kat Dennings! What a fuckin' hottie!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:16 a.m. CST

    I'm just happy hyperinf

    by My best friend

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:17 a.m. CST

    I'm just happy hyperinlatiOn has not set in yet

    by My best friend

    Anything is better than that!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:18 a.m. CST

    I named my son Odin

    by My best friend

    Seriously. And it was my wife's idea.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:32 a.m. CST

    Attention basement dwellers:

    by Paratrooper_Activity

    Thor is going to be insane! That is all.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:37 a.m. CST

    Exactly like The Phantom Menace?

    by cockdiesel

    For the record I really want this movie to be awesome, I'm not a hater... ...but these trailer cuts give me fears that maybe this it will have a total of 2 fight scenes, one in the beginning and one in the end and then everything in the middle is a kooky fish-out-of-water story with Natalie Portman. Just like The Phantom Menace. On the upside at least I'll be walking into the theater with lower expectations and I'll probably end up loving it.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Of course we watched the first trailer!

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

    We know Odin takes Thor's powers away, that's pretty obvious. Tasering him is still ridiculous looking, though. Now, if you want to watch a scene that perfectly encapsulates how vulnerable a mortal man can be, watch the diner scene in Superman 2.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:45 a.m. CST

    Fuck ya'll pretentious fucks.

    by SlickyVonBoner

    This looks awesome. I like the humourous parts they've shown, because a norse god on Earth should be funny. I hope he fucks some wenches too, like Portman and the sexy emo bitch.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:50 a.m. CST

    GAY. GAY. GAY.

    by MCPot

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Looks better than the first trailer but...

    by ThePorkChopExpress

    It still looks like it's going to suck balls. Sorry, but I get a cheap, clunky, poorly executed dialogue filled cgi fest from these trailers...

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:57 a.m. CST

    thecheesegromit:

    by ThePorkChopExpress

    Fair enough dude, you love the trailer. I'd say though, that there is a 99.9999999999% chance you'll be joining the hate bandwagon after this hits screens. How can anyone listen to Helmsworths delivery and not cringe!? It's fucking AWFUL! And thats just from 5 or 6 lines from 2 trailers.. imagine a whole movie worth of dialog

  • Kat Dennings is smoking hot.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:20 a.m. CST

    MBJOLLOCKS!!!!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:22 a.m. CST

    darth_kong - no nudity......

    by sam jacksons wig

    ..... but I would happily lock Natalie Portman up in a broom closet and only let her out to fuck..... ...you see, THIS is why I am not allowed to date!!!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:24 a.m. CST

    doczlove- The end monster is the Kraken from Shite of the titains..

    by sam jacksons wig

    .....why the fuck they all have round heads eludes me... ....unless it has something to do with a cock.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:48 a.m. CST

    and its shot in real 3d

    by emeraldboy

    think il pass.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:10 a.m. CST

    Norse god in the 21th century is hillarious

    by David Cloverfield

    Humor, action, adventure, this looks fun as hell. Finally the humor won't come from a cocky douchebag. (I loved Iron Man as much as the next guy, but that Green Lantern imitation makes my eyes bleed.) Marvel has it's shit together finally. I wonder if the movie starts with crazy homeless Thor, and then have Asgard flashbacks.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:10 a.m. CST

    To the Thormobile!

    by ReportAbuse

    As Thor speeds off to fight crime in Asgard City with his trusty sidekick, Kid Thor!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:28 a.m. CST

    if you named your son Odin

    by Phategod100

    your both morons

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Looks fun

    by MrBisley

    Especially for comic book fans. I'm sure it won't be groundbreaking or even have much depth, but it will be fun as hell. I loved the part where he throws the coffee cup down.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:37 a.m. CST

    "I think TDK is very overrated and Iron Man 2 sucked."

    by Subtitles_Off

    So, this might be the first time you are wrong. It happens to all of us.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Re: Taser; he's powerless, foolish mortals!

    by Zardoz

    He's cast out of Asgard and powerless, stripped of his powers by Odin. He's still obviously strong by mortal standards, but he doesn't have his powers. He's going to have to prove his worth and his nobility on Earth before he gets his Godly, Thor powers back. The hammer is going to be a "sword-in-the-stone" metaphor: "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor" So that's why he can be tasered: he's mortal! Duh! And the movie looks great! It's going to be tits! I say thee are wrong, naysayers!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Is Stellan Skarsgard wondering

    by ides

    Why his son wasn't cast as Thor?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:43 a.m. CST

    To fly or not to fly?

    by Reelheed

    I'm pretty sure Thor can usually fly. So... is he actually going to fly? Or...

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:46 a.m. CST

    taser answer

    by teddy_duchamp

    doesnt Hopkins say, he who wields the hammer has the power of Thor or something? maybe his power is removed until he finds his hammer. loe the trailer but I think it sucks that e doesn't wear his costume on ear or his helmet. its just a muscle man in a tshirt, where's his fucking superhero ou fit!!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:46 a.m. CST

    If you named your son Odin, you're not morons, necessarily, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    you better have an airtight anti-bully contingency. You owe it to the little mister. He never asked for you to paint a name-shaped bulls-eye on his ass.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:46 a.m. CST

    Again, tasering him is stupid

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

    We all get it, he doesn't have his powers. Again, tasering Thor is stupid. Tasering Thor is stupid. Tasering Thor is stupid. It was done for comic relief. That's stupid.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:47 a.m. CST

    ps iPads are shit for typing!

    by teddy_duchamp

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:57 a.m. CST

    Tasering Thor is stupid.

    by Subtitles_Off

    It really is. So is marketing Thor as a clever, funny rom-com with s#!t blowing up. Who is that supposed to work for? "Honey, I really, really, really wanna see THOR!" "I told you, I wasn't going to another stupid superhero movie until you took me out to see Jennifer Aniston." "But, but, but...look! THOR has a funny, frumpy chick in it. And the dude is more cut than Ashton Kutcher!" "Oh, I do like my men cut. If they can't be shredded, that is."

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:12 a.m. CST

    Giant robot thing,

    by Subtitles_Off

    which I'm guessing is called Destroyer!, looks like Klaatu as re-imagined by The Black Eyed Peas.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:14 a.m. CST

    Fuck the haters...

    by ChickenStu

    This looks BITCHIN'.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:18 a.m. CST

    Can't argue with chickenstu.

    by Subtitles_Off

    He'll roll over your feet in his skates and hit you with his giant boom box, and his 'fro comb won't even shift. Seriously. Who has said "BITCHIN'" since the Disco Era?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:18 a.m. CST

    Sandy Vaginas...

    by VinnyMac666

    That's why I hate this site. Nothing but a bunch of bitching and moaning. Other sites are blowing up with positive reaction... why did I even come here?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:21 a.m. CST

    Still gayest superhero movie

    by Suskis

    Nothing can save Thor from being gay because the entire premise of Thor is laughable. The comic itself is a joke. Superheroes and mythology can't go together. Iron Man supersuit and a magical hammer can't go together. This movie FAILS.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:29 a.m. CST

    "I'm Thor!" he cried

    by DonLogan

    I'm not thurprised, you forgot your thaddle thilly...

  • ... no time to talk.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:50 a.m. CST

    "You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon?"

    by Subtitles_Off

    Isn't it supposed to be "Thou doth dare threaten, Thor, doth thou?" Or, "Thou darest threaten?" Or, "Thou threateneth?" Daddy took away his lisp along with his power?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:57 a.m. CST

    "Other sites are blowing up with positive reaction."

    by Subtitles_Off

    Yeah. Sure they are. AICN: The last bastion of anti-hype on the internet. Right.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4 a.m. CST

    subtitles_off, here's one for you to think about...

    by ChickenStu

    When the English language was being created, don't you think whoever put an "S" in the word "lisp" was a total bastard?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:15 a.m. CST

    Thor battles Gort

    by Chucksy

    The last 20 seconds of the trailer looks to me how the remake of 'The Day The Earth Stood' Still should have looked like.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:22 a.m. CST

    'I'll have another!' Line was great

    by mutombo

    that shit made me laugh. Someone thinking he's thor in real life, or wanting to start the old norge religion again sounds way better than this Marvello storyline. This will be a three star film everywhere though, with the comments in the likes of 'don't go in expecting a story and you'll be entertained in this generic summer fare'.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:22 a.m. CST

    More tilted camera angles than Battlefield Earth

    by DiscreetFighterAlpha

    I'm fucking serious. I thought that horrible ass movie killed the notion of using them again altogether. That shit was so '90s music video.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:27 a.m. CST

    Hammer Attack

    by Chucksy

    Fuck Thor, If you want to see a hammer welded properly the British T.V soup 'Coronation Street' is where it's at folks! http ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unZ7aWauzQw

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:37 a.m. CST

    Marvel's Asgardians are effectively "Aliens" not Gods

    by u.k. star

    it isn't hard to accept. There are gods in Star Trek for crying out loud. Marvel are most famous for their "cosmic" themes and storylines, Captain AMerica has Odin related items and the cosmic Cube. Trailer is brilliant and having shown that the film takes place on 2 worlds of course they are going to show people "relatable" Earth footage, it's just marketing sense.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:38 a.m. CST

    Relax morons!

    by SlickyVonBoner

    Use your fucking brains.. they can tase him because he doesn't have any powers and he is mortal, due to Odin's punishment. He gets his power once he finds his hammer. This is like the comics except he remembers who he is and he is not crippled. Frankly, I prefer it this way.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:48 a.m. CST

    Well, I'm sold.

    by jellypop

    I'm first in the queue for my ticket. Going now..gonna have to wait a while...in the rain...but it will be worth it. Looks awesome and much better than Capt. USA or whatever.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:07 a.m. CST

    Killer

    by Bobthegrinch

    Really excited for this film now. I'm not expecting to see the film and think 'They really should have held on to that for awards season' but it looks fun as hell. I love that with Thor they're staying true to the totally monkeys**t crazy elements of Frost Giants and Trolls rather than trying to reign in the fantasy. I love that through this film the Marvel Cinematic Universe will be able to include characters that aren't humans altered by science but epic beasts and otherworldly villains that can threaten the world with something crazy like the Infinity Gauntlet and cosmic cubes rather than having to come up with some psuedo science that doesn't ring true but isn't quite fantasy enough for people to abandon their disbelief. I cannot wait to sit in my cinema with a pair of stupid 3D glasses on and see a big old thunder God hammer the crap out of big weird ice dog thing. Cinema hasn't shown me other crazy none Earth worlds often enough lately and I'm itching to go.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:16 a.m. CST

    I bet every person who complains will see it...

    by the_man_with_two_brains

    ...based purely on the fact that you've read the post and watched the trailer. I'm a lifelong comic book reader (albeit based in the UK, so not so enamoured with Marvel/DC), however I'll watch it at the cinema and probably enjoy the experience without wishing to repeat it. I've read some Thor comics and a lot like Green Lantern it never sucked me in 'cause I found the early stuff boring and I just never perservered. I know enough about Norse mythology to understand the characters and references in this film but at the end of the day it's a made up film based on a made up comic about made up stuff. None of it's real, just enjoy the experience, or not or just don't go if it bothers you so much...:)

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:33 a.m. CST

    Did Jim Jefferies overdub Helmsworth's lines?

    by aegri_mentis

    I swear, if I close my eyes, he sounds just like Jeffries... I'm looking forward to this, though. If nothing else, it just expands the Marvel movie universe a little, and I would imagine we will get a glimpse at some sort of Avengers tease after the ending credits... Not really why I want to see a movie, but it will help pass the summer.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:48 a.m. CST

    Thor Buttokths

    by The Awfulism

    Kenneth Branagh has never made a good film, Natalie Portman is possibly the most wooden, lifeless actress that has ever existed and Thor has a beard and bleached eyebrows? Give me Don Blake and those Easter Island rock men from space!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:48 a.m. CST

    When it said 3D,I'm sold....I think

    by frank

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:48 a.m. CST

    What? I want to see it.

    by SID 8.0

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:49 a.m. CST

    I don't mind genuine complaints

    by Bobthegrinch

    But shit like 'that facebook line ruined the movie for me' really? Grow the fuck up. It's one line in a whole film and her character is a 20 year old girl. That's just the kind of response you would get. If you take these sort of things so insanely and over the top seriously how do you ever enjoy any film? Trailers have to sell to an audience beyond comic book fans so they make more of little moments to draw people in with what they're familiar with so they can try and surprise and hopefully impress them with what they're not. Also that thing looks exactly like a cave troll then someone else says it looks like the Kraken from Clash of the Titans. So there's already different ideas on what it looks like, maybe it doesn't look exactly like either. It's got a mouth and eyes and arms and legs and is a big beast but it's not exactly either. Also both looked good so who cares if it looks similar? Boo-hoo he's not got his helmet on ALL THE TIME. He does wear it and the character is more than just a fucking helmet. WAAAA!!!! Everything in the World isn't exactly how I want it. You spoiled little bitches.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7 a.m. CST

    It's a monster hit

    by tanks1

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:29 a.m. CST

    The coffee joke made me laugh, too

    by rev_skarekroe

    And the Destroyer looks badass. However, I can already tell this site will be populated mostly by socially stunted dimwits who proclaim this "the worst movie ever," as if they've never watched an actual bad movie before.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:35 a.m. CST

    LOL, bobthegrinch

    by Astronut

    Hilarious! You are right, of course. People need to stop bashing an entire film based on a 2-minute trailer. Yeah there are some suspect moments but god damn, there's an entire film we have not seen yet. Chill out.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:39 a.m. CST

    i concur, lol bobthegrinch

    by the_man_with_two_brains

    you spoiled little bitches!!! they obviously don't remember superheroes movies of the 80's/90's like the flash (which wasn't that bad) and the dire captain america, count your lucky stars!!!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:54 a.m. CST

    For the record...

    by captain_kirk

    He looks nothing like Vincent D'Onofrio. And where are the damned winged helmets?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:56 a.m. CST

    As a Thor fan of 20+ yrs...

    by invincible88

    I think it has some questionable elements, but also some very cool shit. Actually I'm thinking it looks ridiculous, but in a good, fun way...which is exactly what anyone who has read Thor for a long time will realize to be the right way to do this movie. Looks like they nailed Loki to me, and the "Another!" part was hilarious. I only hope that dog thing wasn't supposed to be Fenris.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Honestly,

    by captain_kirk

    i don't think it looks like crap. Plus Portman's in her element when there's shitty dialogue and sfx.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:59 a.m. CST

    I see the reshoot worked then...

    by UltimaRex

    What?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Dropping references to facebook is fucking stupid

    by alienindisguise

    just like the myspace ref in iron man. Gotta appeal to the egotistical idiots that litter the internet with their worthless bullshit because it's hip. Fuck trends and fuck the mainstream.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:12 a.m. CST

    Morons

    by IceMonkey

    Wow, there is a lot stupidity in here. The taser downed him because he was stripped of his powers. The accent is Australian, mainly because Hemsworth is Australian. If you don't think that Captain America and Iron Man can exist in the same world as Norse gods, then you do not believe the entirety of the Marvel Universe, since they have been co-inhabitants since Cap was revived in the 60's. At least have a basic understanding of the source material before you go ape shit. Oh, and it's a movie. There aren't actually any Norse gods running around. It's called suspension of belief.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:14 a.m. CST

    The only problem I have with it is...

    by invincible88

    That it is set in New Mexico. This was obviously done for budgetary reasons since that's where they could afford to film it...and that's kind of lame when a film's budget actually affects the plot.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:15 a.m. CST

    invincible88

    by Carl XVI Gustaf

    "it looks ridiculous, but in a good, fun way..." Exactly! Some people have mentioned the Dolph e-Man movie. Yea, a big budget, modern, Branagh directed He-Man. What's wrong with that? Wasn't He-Man kinda a copy of Marvel's Thor anyway?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:18 a.m. CST

    e-Man!

    by Carl XVI Gustaf

    Was he in Tron?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Stop hating on MOTU

    by Aaron

    Masters of the Universe is fucking great. One of the best movies of all time.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Looks like fun!

    by Mark Loh

    Really like the colour tone of the movie. Kudos! As for the acting etc, have to see the final product but I actually like the approach taken so far.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Thor Does Not Fly. His Hammer Does.

    by Autodidact

    Thor's hammer Mjolnir can fly. Thor just holds onto it.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:31 a.m. CST

    More impressive than the other trailer

    by kafka07

    Who knows what the actual product will be like. But ya never know, it just might kick a lot of ass. Branagh is not a bad director. Not overall, anyway.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Looks pretty good, but staying cautious about it.

    by rogueleader66

    Don't know enough about the comic to really know what is right and what isn't. I'm sure I will see it, just not super excited for it, at least not at the moment.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:09 a.m. CST

    I still have doubts about this movie

    by Transhuman

    But that trailer helps a bit.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:17 a.m. CST

    I didn't know Jeremy Shockey was making movies!

    by Beezbo

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:20 a.m. CST

    I had to tase Thor because he made a mistake

    by BetaRayBill07

    Sorry Dick Jones- had to say it.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:20 a.m. CST

    3D

    by krabklaw

    I hope my local theater has a 2D option as well. I think this movie will be good. The Destroyer looks awesome- I wonder whose soul is inhabiting his body?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Looks fun

    by TheNothing

    Hope it rocks. I'll be there opening night.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:24 a.m. CST

    So that leaked script was 100% real

    by spacehog

    Lots of new scenes in this trailer that are straight out of the script that leaked through, I think, comicbookmovie.com? Doesn't seem like anyone else has read it, so let me say there's more action than I was expecting--a big fight in Jotunheim with Thor, Sif, and the Warriors Three (all the really blue scenes in the trailer), fighting Thor vs. SHIELD agents to get his hammer back, Thor and his friends again vs. the Destroyer, then Thor vs. Loki. And Harry's right, more of it takes place in Asgard than you'd think from the trailers. Overall it seemed better than I expected, but the whole movie is about Thor learning to become a true hero and there's really no arc there--he hits Earth, tussles a bit, and suddenly is acting completely contrary to his old self. He's just suddenly a hero.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Looks good to me.

    by D.Vader

    I'll be there.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Thor smashing his cup of coffee like a flagon of mead

    by D.Vader

    Good to see he's got the viking subtleties nailed down.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:41 a.m. CST

    I dont care how fuckable Portman is...

    by kingralphuk

    this steaming pile isn't getting my £10. No way.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Why thor?

    by duct tape wallet

    Cause it hurths!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Huh?

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    You guys are nuts, it looks good

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Subtitles, you're wrong about the use of the word "cut"

    by D.Vader

    I went to college, knew a lot of girls, and trust me, "cut" *is* an adjective they would use to describe someone who was muscular. A word they definitely wouldn't use? "Muscular".

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:05 a.m. CST

    I was thinking about why Alexander Skarsgard wasn't cast as Thor

    by D.Vader

    And my reasoning is that his voice just isn't that deep and mighty.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Asgard

    by machman36

    Asgard looking good.i'm looking forward to this.hope the helmet gets worn a lot.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:12 a.m. CST

    I think we can trace Nazis back to Thor

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    per: http://www.shoaheducation.com/thor.html##thor Thor was the god of thunder, the son of Wotan, or Odin. A warrior god also, he was known for his magic hammer which would destroy what it was thrown at, and return to Thor's hand. He rode around middle earth in a goat-drawn carriage. "His abode was Thruthheim [Land of Strength] "2. The strength and war nature of both Thor and Odin (Wotan) were essential themes in Nazi theology. Not only were these Gods Aryan, but they were filled with Magic and Power: many of the top leaders in Hitler's Inner Circle such as Himmler, Goebbels and Hitler himself began to envision themselves as god-like, taking on the characteristics of the Norse gods and Great German historical leaders such as Heinrich I, who had become in German legend of a sort of "king Arthur" stature. Grandiose plans and egos sought after black arts and occultism and ancient volkish rights in order to accomplish the world domination these men held as forefront. This is Branagh's Schindler's List.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:26 a.m. CST

    My biggest problem is...

    by Arioch2112

    Sir Anthony Hopkins isn't selling me on being NORSE (then again, neither is the black guy as Heimdall but that's for a different post) If there were ever a role for Brian Blessed, I have yet to see it. I'm a huge fan of Sir Anthony's and have many of his movies in my collection but he's just not striking me as gruff enough to be Odin.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:31 a.m. CST

    By the Beard of Odin!

    by GlamDaToeHammer

    that was cool

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:35 a.m. CST

    "Sir Anthony Hopkins isn't selling me on being NORSE"

    by buggerbugger

    He's not supposed to be Norse. You're conflating "Gods of Asgard" with "Nordic people".

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:36 a.m. CST

    i taketh away, now i giveth

    by smudgewhat

    a compliment. the action looks really good. fun, exciting, unusual. the Destroyer 'powering up' is very cool. Hemsworth looks convincing chucking the hammer which i figured was gonna be tough to pull off. so i guess we'll see how this turns out.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:36 a.m. CST

    also, Kat Denning should be in my mouth

    by smudgewhat

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Looking better...

    by thot

    ...the more I see. This is better than the first trailer. More epic. Even my teenaged daughter is wanting to see it. My wife is on the fence. Gonna be cool, me thinks.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:46 a.m. CST

    African Norse people? Hell no!

    by Tommy Fang

    If the actor is so awesome, give him his own franchise. I'll pay to watch that. Just don't cast him in a role he is not suited for. There's a reason why there are no African Hobbits just like there's a reason there's no white Zulus. Don't tell me I'm racist, I'm multiracial.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Harry, you're wrong...

    by dagwood

    That trailer is outstanding. The ones up until this one have been lackluster. I'm excited for the film for the first time.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 10:51 a.m. CST

    They're not Norse people...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    They're the gods the Norse people worshiped. They can look any goddamned way the filmmakers please. CHOPPED.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11 a.m. CST

    Great Odin's Raven!

    by BetaRayBill07

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:02 a.m. CST

    First casualty of the summer.

    by Dkev00

    With so many movies to see, this one will be a rental.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Clash Of The Titans quality movie

    by Partyslammer

    A few neat moments strewn here and there but overall, nothing special. I bet the 3D will come off as crummy as it did in CotT as well.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:18 a.m. CST

    the_choppah

    by Tommy Fang

    Yes but gods are an invention of man. How could and why would Norse peoples invent an African god when they've never even seen a non-white before?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:27 a.m. CST

    drivehappy

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    But in the Marvel universe, Asgard was not created by humans--it exists independently from it. Thus, even if Norse people came in contact with such beings and began worshiping them, there's no reason these aliens would need to look like vikings. Thus, black Asgardian gods wouldn't be any more ridiculous as anything else in the Marvel universe. No offense, Marvel universe.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:36 a.m. CST

    i don't seem to remember there being any black/asian gods

    by tradeskilz

    In Norse mythology. I suppose next, Freja will have a burkah. My ancestors are rolling in their graves.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Looks very good.

    by Michael Tyree

    Count my ass as SEATED on opening night.

  • Quit rationalizing. You know full well that it’s just a lame attempt at political correctness on the part of the studio.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:16 p.m. CST

    ^ @choppah

    by Keats

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:17 p.m. CST

    1st time in a long while that I've seen a trailer

    by sweeneydave

    divide the fans so aggressively. Half of the TBers are totally pumped about this and the other half is completely turned off. I, for one, love the new trailer. You can't take Thor - the God of Thunder too seriously in the real world and the film seems to acknowledge this. I'm also glad we aren't getting a "I have amnesia and I have to discover that I'm Thor" story. He should know he's a god. That makes it all the more powerful when he falls in love with the lowly mortals of Midgard, and appoints himself as their guardian because he finds them worth saving.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:22 p.m. CST

    "This drink. I like it. Another!" (SMASH!)

    by Gozu

    While I'm sure it pisses off everyone who wants to see a straight Asgardian chamber piece (for that, I recommend Wagner), but for me there's a special place in my heart for bad fantasy-sci-fi movies where the hero ends up in present day. "Masters of the Universe," "Beastmaster 2," and obviously, one of the few great movies in this bastard genre, "Star Trek IV." More importantly, this looks and sounds like a Marvel Comic (larger than life, dumb, and loud) complete with Kirby-esque production design. We haven't seen that yet, and maybe there's a reason, but this is the superhero movie of 2011.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 12:29 p.m. CST

    I've never seen someone with a human body and elephant head...

    by Bobthegrinch

    so I guess worshiped Gods don't have to ethnically represent the exact look of the cultures that worship them.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Trailer was almost as entertaining as Subtitles_off's trolling

    by MattmanReturns

    Almost.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:19 p.m. CST

    But Indian people had seen human bodies and elephant heads.

    by Keats

    They just put ‘em together.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:23 p.m. CST

    LOOKS LIKE A THOR MOVIE, FOLKS.

    by uberman

    Personally, if I had to choose between this and either of the Iron Man movies based upon the trailors alone, I'd pick THOR. That being said, all the comic book movies are starting to show their one fatal flaw...theyre based on characters created for 10 year old boys back in the 50's and 60's. They all start to sound and look the same after awhile.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:25 p.m. CST

    I don't know shit about the comic, but the movie looks cool

    by MattmanReturns

    Apparently the tazer scene is offensive, but as others have pointed out, maybe he doesn't have his powers yet or something. I dunno. And yeah, it looks like a total 80s movie, which is fine by me. Thor actually had some arrogant personality in this trailer. Portman's delivery of that "He said his name was... Thor" line was hilarious. Special effects look cool. The teaser bored me, but I guess I'm just not cool enough to hate this trailer.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:28 p.m. CST

    And geeks are so easy to piss off

    by MattmanReturns

    Just drop "facebook" into any line and you'll have them throwing their own shit at the screen. It's hilarious. The line seemed perfectly natural to me. Then again, I don't get offended when I see someone drinking Coke in a movie... because people drink Coke in real life.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:29 p.m. CST

    "Thor would have been a great movie, but they had to mention Facebook!"

    by MattmanReturns

    "So I can only give it 1 star."

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:31 p.m. CST

    And yes girls say "cut"

    by MattmanReturns

    You'd have to actually know some girls to be aware of this fact, though.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:33 p.m. CST

    What's with all the dutch angles?

    by Beaverduck

    Seriously, dutch angles are not cool. They don't makes shots more interesting. Why is the shot of the diner shot sideways? Why does the diner need to look more bad-ass. I just don't get it.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:34 p.m. CST

    God-like Aliens who pose as gods from Earth's religions?

    by Nick

    Hmm . . . seems to me the writers of this one are fans of Stargate SG1.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:37 p.m. CST

    I'm game, looks fun!

    by donkingkong

    But still don't see how Thor exsists in the same universe as Ironman or the Hulk. "What we call magic is their science?" Eh, and the Alien God of Thunder speaks Australian English too. Ok ok shut up, it's a comicbook movie.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Still kinda...eh...

    by oneragga

    I''ve been reading these books since I was a wee lad in the 70's. I've been waiting 40 years to see Spidey/Thor/Iron Man, Cap, etc on screen...with a real budget/production team. But I'm worried. I liked the Cap suit; still not sold on Evans or the picture...waiting patiently for a real trailer on that. But this....I don't know...It's just the kid playing Thor looks like a cross between '76 Jeff Bridges and a velvet painting of Andy Gibb as Jesus after some Jane Fonda workout and a protein shake. I aslo didn't realize Paul Mitchell had a goddamned Asgard location. Speaking of which, Asgard stuff looks way better now that the shots have a lil more rendering to 'em...I love the hammer return...but why isn't he flying? You know the drill, boys. He throws the hammer, grabs the strap, and flies, Mr. Branagh...where's THAT shot, Shakespeare Boy? Ahh, who the fuck am I kidding... It's not like I haven't already booked the release date as a ..[ahem] "sick day"... now...where the fuck is that kool-aid?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 1:48 p.m. CST

    @ mattmanreturns

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

    You could have just said you're one of those Facebook fags; a trend follower. I would have bought that over your other explanation as to why you thought it felt "natural" to you.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2 p.m. CST

    Egon

    by MattmanReturns

    You've never heard a girl say "This is goin on facebook?" Well, I have. Hence, it seems natural to me.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Btw Egon

    by MattmanReturns

    If you drink any kind of popular soda or beer, wear jeans, watch movies, eat pizza, use Windows or a mac, have an xbox or a ps3, watch TV, etc... you're also a trend follower. Unless you've miraculously managed to avoid just about every trend on the planet.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Facebook....

    by Partyslammer

    ....the line instantly and unnecessarily dates the movie. Think if this movie was made a few years ago and the bim said "I'm putting that on MySpace." Just like the line "my bad" in the shitty Transformers movie is yet one more kernel of corn in that pile.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Sorry

    by Lucius Woodhouse

    This Looks Gay. Really Gay. And I'm Not Sorry.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:25 p.m. CST

    "the line instantly and unnecessarily dates the movie"

    by MattmanReturns

    Clothes, cars, technology, and hairstyles instantly date ANY movie. Unless you're doing some otherworld futuristic sci-fi or fantasy, it's very difficult to avoid dating a movie set on earth. The line simply reflects the time in which the movie takes place. Then again, I'm trying to explain this to people who got pissed over seeing a "Chase" building Dark Knight...

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Thor looks like a male "Claire" from LOST.

    by Cletus Van Damme

    "Have I mentioned yet this episode that I'm pregnant?"

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Greg Oden - black father of the Norse gods...

    by Cletus Van Damme

    ...and yet inexplicably injury prone.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:54 p.m. CST

    May 6th...

    by leisuredrummer

    in ThorD. Get it, get it?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 2:57 p.m. CST

    tvs-frank

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Why does most of the Western world think of a humble, Jewish carpenter as a lily white Caucasian with light brown hair and blue eyes? From Aztecs to Chinese to Indians, we project our own images onto our gods. In the Marvel universe, Asgardians might as well be aliens from another planet. Why would they happen to look like Vikings just because the Norse happened to worship them at one time? If I can accept the frankly ludicrous Marvel universe with its monsters, mutants, and other supernatural entities (many with unlikely names like Magneto and Galactus), why would I possibly have a problem with one "god" of Asgard being played by a black actor in a film adaptation of the Thor comic book? Shit -- talk about anal... I mean, you're going to complain about a comic book film, and you choose THAT to bitch about? I would say I CHOPPED you, but you really CHOPPED yourself, frank. Move on, buddy.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:02 p.m. CST

    I really wanna see Thor spin that hammer

    by D.Vader

    So fast it looks like a whirlwind.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:02 p.m. CST

    I'm a total convert to this bad boy.

    by WriteForTheEdit

    Thought this was going to be a disaster, and it is looking more and more like a wicked mofo. Plus Kat Dennings?! Totally didn't know she was in this! Natalie's drop-dead gorgeous, but Kat is one big, soft pile of sex. Win, win and more win!!!!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Mattman Returns- nice call on the "coke" reference

    by D.Vader

    As if a "facebook" line could ruin an entire movie. Word of the day folks- OVERREACTION.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Dead Again was great!

    by D.Vader

    Saw that as a kid and always dug the hell out of it. Robin Williams talking about trying to squeeze out a hard turd- disturbing. Always loved that part in Henry V with Derek Jacobi walking in the middle of the battle like a documentary reenactment historian. Like the guy who gets killed in "Holy Grail".

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:05 p.m. CST

    "Natalie's drop-dead gorgeous, but Kat is one big, soft pile of sex"

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Quote of the day.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Yeah, only one time has Branagh let me down...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    The shitty clusterfuck known as MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN. Jesus, that was bad. On the lighter side, Branagh's HAMLET was respectable. Best Polonius interpretation EVER (thanks to the wildly talented and innovative Richard Briers). Too bad, though, that Branagh didn't film the fucker when Branagh himself was ten years younger. A 40 something Hamlet just doesn't get it for me. Branagh lost some fire he really needed with that decade... Henry V -- best battle scene ever. Probably the best Shakespeare adaptation ever filmed. Branagh was a fucking PRODIGY.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:11 p.m. CST

    And yeah, D.Vader

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Fucking DEAD AGAIN was ACES. Closest thing to a Hitch movie I've seen since Hitch died (but with that awesome, gender-bending supernatural twist).

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Hey Choppah- "THIS... is for YOU!"

    by D.Vader

    The shears!

  • It’s PC nonsense and nothing more. If the Asgardians are aliens, why do they look anything like humans at all? Did the same races happen to develop on whatever planet they came from as developed on Earth? Since there are no real actual gods, the people who make them up tend to imagine them looking like they themselves do. BUT...If the Norse gods were actually real aliens that nordic people had met, they would have represented them as they actually looked. I don’t really care. I don’t like comic books and comic book movies in general, and I have no plans to see this one, but this struck me as being a stupid and disingenuous move by the studio as a way to make more money by appealing to a wider audience or something, and I didn’t like people such as yourself defending such manipulative tactics, so I thought I would express my opinion. Guess I got chopped though, or something.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Dead Again made me profoundly afraid of scissors

    by MattmanReturns

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:26 p.m. CST

    tvs-frank

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Who CARES if the black guy was cast due to PC concerns? He's a MINOR character. You're carrying on like a black man was cast as THOR! You've got one thing right though. There arguably ARE no gods, and all human beings tend to project their own features onto the gods they worship in some form or other. But SINCE we have to swallow the idea of a world in which gods of one pantheon ARE objectively real (and--yeah--for SOME reason look just like us) why NOT have a god or two of a different race. It just ain't a stretch nor does it break the suspension of disbelief more than a shit ton of other, much greater concerns.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Derek Jacobi is da MAN

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Ever seen him play Cyrano de Bergerac? He was fucking TREMENDOUS in that play. One of the best actors alive or dead.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Ugh, that Facebook line ruined the movie for me

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

    Do you guys agree?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:38 p.m. CST

    by CT1

    Yeah, no, it's going to be a giant flop.. and I feel neutral about the trailer. But here's the deal, ok? Besides how lucky they were that they were able to score the old Gilmore Girls set for the modern day Earth scenes there, really, truly great. Really diggin the nostalgia of remembering when taser and facebook jokes were the hot thing in romantic comedies, that's a very elegant touch to what otherwise feels like piece of corporate 3D fucking SCHLOCK. Oh, hey, let's take a guess, how many times do you think we'll get to see his hammer come flying out of the screen in cool special 3D effects!!! fucking WOW!!!! I ONLY SAW IT ABOUT 4 TIMES IN THE FUCKING TRAILER, I BET THAT WON'T GET FUCKING OLD!!!! Really, thanks, love the bad accent and wanna-be Transformers cool secret agencies cheese-fest garbage. But hey, if you're a fan of fucking Dr. Pepper and 7-11, cool!! Oh, and how more fucking can Harry's total transparency of how much he could care less about this movie. I'd say it's a safe bet "sumbwuddy" didn't get a set visit or special promotional materials *giggle* I truly believe Harry is completely child-like in how all of his beliefs and opinions are created, like it just depends on how "gwumpy" he was at any particular moment he was exposed to a stimulus that predicts his unchanged retarded viewpoint for the rest of his life.. like, he doesn't have the capabilitity to THINK about stuff or INTELLECTUALIZE it, its just oh me likey likey. Why even fucking BOTHER IF YOU'RE GOING TO TOTALLY HALF-ASS IT?!

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Fair enough, choppah

    by Keats

    I still think it’s really dumb, but you are right that there appear to be many other, even dumber aspects to this movie. And at least you admitted that the casting was most likely due to PC concerns. For the record, I think it is far more ridiculous that James Franco might be playing the lead role in Akira.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 3:43 p.m. CST

    by MattmanReturns

    http://blog.newsok.com/nerdage/files/2008/02/thor07cover.jpg

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:04 p.m. CST

    You're no one on talkback until you've been chopped

    by MattmanReturns

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:05 p.m. CST

    mr ahole ramirez

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Sometimes, it's just a little love chop.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:05 p.m. CST

    I admit to no such thing.

    by Keats

    I conceded that it was not that important of an argument, not that I agreed with his side of the argument.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:12 p.m. CST

    But admitting to it has nothing to do with it.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    The condemned man may or may not recognize the existence of the executioner's ax, but the result is the same.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:18 p.m. CST

    And yet, your axe is indeed imaginary.

    by Keats

    Ironic.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Sure, ramirez, let’s go with that.

    by Keats

    I am just getting chopped left and right here, huh?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:36 p.m. CST

    mr ahole ramirez

    by MattmanReturns

    Who are you again?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:43 p.m. CST

    You're my stepdad?

    by MattmanReturns

    Holy shit.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 4:48 p.m. CST

    2:05

    by TruantOranje

    I didn't realize how big Portman's cans are. They look amazing bouncing in her T-shirt.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:08 p.m. CST

    mr ahole ramirez

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    frank's relative lack of affect remind me of Skyway_Moaters and William_Faulkner after him...

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:08 p.m. CST

    reminds

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    CHOPPED... Yes. THE_CHOPPAH chopped himself.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Choppah, you're no longer "no one on talkback" anymore

    by MattmanReturns

    You've finally been chopped.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Ahole Ramirez

    by D.Vader

    I think Mattman was agreeing with you before your dismissal of him?

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:19 p.m. CST

    d.vader... haha... yep

    by MattmanReturns

    So it goes.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:32 p.m. CST

    I won't respond to your LOST baiting

    by D.Vader

    I know you don't really mean it, deep down :). And yeah, fuck skaeB. With scabies.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:32 p.m. CST

    REBOOT! ALREADY!!

    by marineboy

    Before it's even out - this needs ripping up. No wonder Hopkins was going crazy - must be hard to act with someone so obviously stupid as Hemsworth. Really, you can see it in his eyes - the lights are on, but nobody is in :s

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Go CTM all over him.

    by D.Vader

    Even better, go all Gabriel Grey.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Of course you're not talking about Beaks...

    by MattmanReturns

    He would never ban anyone. Beaks is very thick-skinned, likes manly movies (not Bring it On), and has a 10 inch dick.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 5:35 p.m. CST

    "must be hard to act with someone so obviously stupid as Hemsworth."

    by MattmanReturns

    Um, I think Hopkins had plenty of training working with a dumbass lead actor on Wolfman. "I will keeel ALLL of yooo!"

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Portmans Prosthetic Knockers...

    by conspiracy

    The girl was a small B-cup at best during filming of this, perhaps the most underbreasted Jewess in all of Hollywood. So, knowing there would be slow motion scenes of said small tittaged Ms. Hershlag, but also keeping in mind of, and looking at, the returns of Bayformers 1 & 2, both of which featured scenes of the vastly more willingly trammpy Megan Foxs barely sheathed baby feeders bouncing provocatively in the glistening eyes of 16yr old virgins everywhere...Marvel did the smart thing...they bought her falsies for the film. So thanks to human instinct and it's influence on trailer editing and box office returns, we can watch with rapt cocks as Nat super slow mo runs, her C cup falsies flailing away at the inside her her probably too tight t-shirt in glorious 3D. Sigh..if they had only waited a year or so...we'd have gotten real C-cups outta Nat...and honestly...I'd be much more willing to pay top dollar to watch her ease out one of her luscious Kosher Cradle Carafes and pressure Lactate right at the camera in 3D, than I would be to do so for this.

  • ...and gets accused of being me instead of the other way around. It would be gentlemanly of Mr. Off to explain at some point what he did to pinch the angry little man's foreskin...Kobe goes on, and on, and the better part of a year later I still have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:21 p.m. CST

    "Kosher Cradle Carafes"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'll take two, please.

  • ...fears rejoicing into the void...all by himself...on a Friday night... ....

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 6:55 p.m. CST

    On second thought, make that four...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to go, please.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:07 p.m. CST

    dont tase me bro!!

    by SirBiatchReturns

    only a matter of time before someone said that.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 7:23 p.m. CST

    er hang on..

    by chronicallydepressedlemming

    I'm kind of up for this movie, but he crash-lands in modern clothing? Really? Naked I could understand, and proabably even expect so they can make a cheesy joke out of it but that just seems...odd.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 9:16 p.m. CST

    ummm there were asain/ blacks in asgard in the comics

    by ORIONgods

    soooooooooooooooo wht the hell are u ppl talking about?

  • He was a nice guy as far as I could tell. Don’t know this William_Faulker chap.

  • i'm gonna start finding dead threads and using them as my therapy sessions. start walking down the nothingness like i'm in the Navidson Record or something

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:16 p.m. CST

    crazy to think that

    by T 1000 xp professional

    they haven't marketed a substantial villain with a personality we can immediately recognize-an anti-thesis if he even has one. The conflict that they're showing the most is what most people have said about him being a fish out of water ala Starman.

  • Feb. 18, 2011, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Saying that, we're getting another Kirby character on screen

    by T 1000 xp professional

    my insides feel funny....

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Subtitles_Off_His_Rocker

    by theKRELL

    Take it easy on the curmudgeon of AICN, his demeanor may, in part, be due to arriving 'late' to the old folks home and thus . . . no pudding for the week!

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 2:57 a.m. CST

    Not as embarrassing as RDJ namedropping MySpace

    by Dennis_Moore

    in IM1.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 3:14 a.m. CST

    Looks crappy STILL

    by wash

    I'll probably skip this and just re-read Walt Simonson's run for the 20th time.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Dark_Shite- The NORSE Gods weren't fucking ENGLISH!

    by MrD

    They were Gods of the northern Germanic tribes. If Thor is going to have an accent, it would be Scandanavian, not English.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 11:02 a.m. CST

    The Earthbound 'high jinks' with the girls...

    by justmyluck

    ...has me worried now. Everything seemed more solid in the teaser. That beast which breaks out of the ice...they're obviously trying hard for KRAKEN-level, but - sorry (eek).

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Turd, take me off that list and you might be on to something.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    There's no way to prove these things in this arena, but believe me...there is only one god, and THE CHOPPAH is his prophet. Why would I want to be anyone else? If you could experience being me for hone day, one hour, you would know that I speak the truth.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 2:04 p.m. CST

    ugh...

    by Smack_Teddy

    don't mean to be negative but i'm gonna hold out for the next trailer... how does Thor arrive in a massive bolt of lightning energy...and then get taken down by a tiny tazer!? I don't know, maybe cause he managed to kiss a girl at least once in his lifetime... who knows?<p> That said, this looks like it could be...all kinds of things right now

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Your logic is foolproof, Mr. Daddy Ahole...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    I always did like you.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 4:05 p.m. CST

    I like what I see

    by Arcangel2020

    I thought this was a pretty excellent Trailer for the upcoming "Thor" movie. Definitely looking forward to seeing this film in the theater come May! Now granted, Thor, as with Ironman were not really characters I followed all that much back in my younger comicbook collecting days as a kid...I was more of a "Uncanny Xmen", "Amazing Spiderman", "Incredible Hulk" and "Ka-Zar" kind of follower. I will say that I have really enjoyed both Ironman films tremendously, thought that the "Incredible Hulk" film was pretty good and I am actually looking forward to seeing "Thor" and "Captain America" when they both hit the big screen in a few months time....I think that we the Sci-Fi/Comic Book loving fans will be pleased with the films and how the characters have been brought to life onscreen. Just my humble opinion/$2.50 cents worth :)

  • "Charlies in the trees man!" <p> They Should do a Sherlock & Watson in 'nam movie, im a bit more partial or predisposed to something like that than this Thor movie right now

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 6:17 p.m. CST

    I watch this trailer...

    by MajorFrontbum

    ....and I feel no emotion - nothing. This whole project leaves me feeling indifferent and that this is just another dull, super hero movie with some flashy CG work. Fucking boring!

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 8:04 p.m. CST

    If it were not based on a comic book...

    by sapno_krei

    ...most people, I think, would see the trailer and think it was goofy Power Ranger nonsense. But it *is* based on a comic book, and most people going in know this, and with that even a non-Thor fan can understand how the costumed supergod storyline and all its trappings requires a "just go with it" attitude. I suspect that like The Incredible Hulk, Thor will be most rewarding to those who choose to learn more about the comic book's history after viewing the film.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 8:42 p.m. CST

    I like how Beaks banned a bunch of talkbackers who are

    by MattmanReturns

    clearly more dedicated to this site than he is. You guys are still here and where the fuck is he? There have been a lot of disgraces in the sad history of AICN, but that one takes the cake and truly disgusted me... especially since the only reason I really keep coming back here is for talkbacks.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Sorry, turd.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I have only ever had one handle at a time. None of my previous identities are on your list. Sorry to piss on your theory. Yeah, I've chalked up thousands of posts. You can keep your medal, though. As for The_Choppah, I know who two of them are, for certain, but I only know them by former handles. They have nothing to do with me at present. I'd out them, like I've always said I would, but it wouldn't exactly be fair to target only the two while the rest of them skate. Yes, The_Choppah is more than one person sharing the same log-in and password. Yes, the Talkbackers who started The_Choppah used to be posters I identified with. Yes, there are several posters who can tell you who they all are. Yes, they think they are making mockery of AICN Talkbacks, while, ironically, they are the most common users of AICN. Speaking of, it might be "gentlemanly" if they all came clean. As for Kobe_Ass_Tastes, he thinks everyone is damned by association. As wrong as he is about details, the whole Choppah bullshit has proven him 100% correct, in principle. That little group became exactly what he has always accused it of being. You know what a continual and constant embarrassment it is, having him, of all, be right? Then again, who cares? I'm off my rocker.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 10:36 p.m. CST

    subtitles_off doesn't usually drink beer, but when he does

    by MattmanReturns

    he drinks pabst.

  • Feb. 19, 2011, 11:48 p.m. CST

    I haven't been able to get this handle banned for 10 years

    by MattmanReturns

    I've tried and tried. Nothing works. Unfortunately I missed the day when Beaks was on his period and banning every loyal talkbacker in sight.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 1:02 a.m. CST

    I do have backups...

    by MattmanBegins

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 1:04 a.m. CST

    many backups

    by mattmanrises

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 1:45 a.m. CST

    the guy still looks like a dumb underwear model

    by chien_sale

    And they have this guy talk like shakespear? They should have hired a top shakespearean actor to do this.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Never liked the idea of Norse God = superhero

    by FrodoFraggins

    So I'm not in this target audience. Not every superhero movie can be a home run.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Testing 1-2-3

    by Der Aggravated Piscine

    Is this thing on?

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 11:27 a.m. CST

    tvs-frank - I'm not sure its the studio

    by MrD

    Remember Brannagh cast Denzel Washington as the lead in Much Ado About Nothing, and Keanu Reeves as his brother. Whether his motives are political or not don't really bother me, since Irdris Elba kicks ass.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Tasers

    by Hipshot

    I assume that Thor has two states, as he did in the comics. In the comics, he was Dr. Donald Blake, human, and Thor, God of Thunder. In the movie, it looks like he has a human state that looks similar to the "god" state, but when he gets the hammer, his full powers flick on. In the lower energy state, he is vulnerable to things like tasers. In the full state, he is the God of Thunder.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 4:07 p.m. CST

    do people really think Kat Dennings is hot?

    by stu_pickles

    really? her voice alone is pretty obnoxious let alone her fucked up teeth and muffin top

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Kat Dennings is SEX-INCARNATE

    by Smack_Teddy

    Thats how Gay this Thor is. However... yes she is. I second Choppah for that quote of the day.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Yourahole...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Kat Dennings is absolutely hot. You're confusing hot with beautiful. A girl can even be ugly, but still somehow hot. And beautiful and hot are both different from cute. A lot of models are beautiful, but not necessarily hot, or beautiful and hot but not at all cute. I think I'd say Kat Dennings is very hot and very cute...one of my favorite combinations I've given this a lot of thought.

  • i need to go to occasionaly. Others reside there, but those three tell me that if i kill the rest off we can all live happily together forever.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Someone like Ellen Page...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...is very cute, and a little beautiful, but almost no hot.

  • ...than most hot chicks have on their entire bodies.

  • ...I like the flexibility of being able to calibrate all three levels. With your ranking, how do you assign a model type, who may be very beautiful in a classic sense, but somehow gives off zero heat or cute? For instance, there's no denying that Gwenneth Paltrow was very beautiful in her prime, but I never got any hot off her. Somebody like Gina Gershon can be pretty hot, but not a lot of cute or beautiful there. Besides, saying...hey, baby...your cute and beautiful are flat-lining, but your hot is off the chart...how do you do it, babycakes? is a foolproof pickup line. You should try it next time you're at the clubs.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 6:15 p.m. CST

    ...and I think you misunderstood me on Ellen Page.

    by FlickaPoo

    High cute low hot and beautiful = the friend you really like but will never work up any friction with. A lot of things are cute. Puppies are cute, babies are cute...but unlike some website owners we know, most of us don't watch A SERBIAN FILM with our thumbs on the pause button.

  • I rely on you guys for this type of information...you've let me down.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Personality is the mysterious and all important fourth factor.

    by FlickaPoo

    It stands proudly next to hotness, beauty, and cuteness, but it also acts as a force multiplier, resulting in hot x 10, beauty x 10, etc... It's very complicated, I need to work up a power point presentation or something.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 7:46 p.m. CST

    I think I've been banned 3 times

    by D.Vader

    Two happened on Beaks' watch, though he'll only cop to one of them.

  • Heeeey what can I say? *does a little victory dance*

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:07 p.m. CST

    yes, all good points on the attractivness of women

    by stu_pickles

    But i personally find no attraction what-so-ever to Kat Dennings, which i am apparently in the minority about. I, however, rank Ellen Page in my list as one of the most attractive actresses out there today. her, Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly as well as Elizabeth Shue are all my favorites for their own reasons.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:10 p.m. CST

    I never had "beautiful" as a level of attractiveness, Flickapoo

    by D.Vader

    In college my roommate and I discussed the different levels. We had Cute, Hot, and DAMN. Beautiful wasn't in the picture.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Flicka- Kat's nudie photos

    by D.Vader

    Yeah I never realized either until this talkback. The things you learn on AICN!* *The talkbacks, not from the editors

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:16 p.m. CST

    also, i shouldnt forget Eva Green

    by stu_pickles

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightley are at the top for me

    by D.Vader

    Lindsay Lohan circa 2004 was too. Then she became a bitchy, self-obsessed, demanding coke-whore with duck-lips.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:21 p.m. CST

    not only are they women that i would gladly bang

    by stu_pickles

    but also seem to be kinda cool, like in my dreams i could actually have a relationship with. this just got very pathetic for me.... you'll be alright, stu_pickles. just hang in there.....

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:25 p.m. CST

    My gf won't let me add Olivia Munn to my "list"* stu_pickles

    by D.Vader

    Because she thinks Olivia is too realistic a person, that she and I might could possibly ACTUALLY have a relationship together if we ever met. Ain't that a stinker? * You know, that "Do List".

  • doubtful many celebrities rummage through massachusetts very often. although i have seen Zach Snyder and David Strathairn once

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:37 p.m. CST

    But she wasn't nude, braindrain

    by D.Vader

    My gf meant too realistic in the sense that her "personality" on Attack of the Show seemed too real and authentic, and honestly, my gf is afraid I would fall in love with Olivia Munn, and she might like me back since she seems to be one of my people. She's afraid dear Olivia would steal me away.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Well I've got lots of friends in LA, Stu

    by D.Vader

    I interned out there in Hollywood and have been planning on moving back, or at least visiting, for the past few years. I try to convince my gf to come with me, but chances are the next time I get out there to see friends, she won't be coming. Thus, the existence of the girls not allowed on "The List".

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:54 p.m. CST

    got ya,

    by stu_pickles

    and if you bump into Olivia, i say go for it regardless. you can tell her how shitty that new show she's on is.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST

    I don't watch it, Stu.

    by D.Vader

    I'm afraid of being disappointed she left "Attack of the Show" and "The Daily Show" for *that*.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST

    "and if you bump into Olivia, i say go for it regardless. "

    by D.Vader

    Oh trust me, I will =).

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST

    I plan on bumping into her multiple times.

    by D.Vader

    If you get my drift =).

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Okay I'll stop now.

    by D.Vader

    ...

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Alison Brie isn't as hot as Gillian Jacobs to me

    by stu_pickles

    of course i only know them from Community.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:05 p.m. CST

    mmm, good luck vader

    by stu_pickles

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:06 p.m. CST

    The list is every changing, AHole

    by D.Vader

    I don't remember who is currently on the list, but Natalie and Kiera have always been there. Like I said, Lohan WAS back in 2004, but she coked her way off of it years ago. Alba was on there, but then she did a lot of horrible movies and had a kid. Olivia Munn is hot and seems to have a great personality I could mesh with (like Samuel L Jackson said, personality goes a long way). Salma Hayek was on there. As were many other brunettes I'm having a hard time remembering. Beyonce was on there back in 1999-2001. I stopped liking her when she started putting on red lipstick.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Stop with the Scream 4 spoilers, Ahole

    by D.Vader

    I beg you.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:22 p.m. CST

    where i come from we call it the wank bank

    by Smack_Teddy

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:23 p.m. CST

    "that ones going in the wank bank"

    by Smack_Teddy

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Kat Dennings has a face that looks like it was ridden hard and put away wet

    by Liberal_Warrior

    But, she has a world class rack, and a good V holder

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:45 p.m. CST

    it means i presume what you guys are reffering to as 'the list'

    by Smack_Teddy

    is specifically for those solo adventures - that part of the brain which focuses on or stores such a thing they call they wank bank or wank-bank. Unless theres more to than that, like the happy special place (just). I apologise if there is.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:47 p.m. CST

    you wouldnt last 5 minutes without a computer mr amirez

    by Smack_Teddy

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 9:47 p.m. CST

    or cell phone

    by Smack_Teddy

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 10:16 p.m. CST

    When are we going to get a Gilmore Girls movie?

    by Star Hump

    Is Luke still rocking that backwards baseball cap?

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 10:27 p.m. CST

    Humpty!

    by D.Vader

    Get yo ass to you know where.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 10:29 p.m. CST

    kat dennings should do a movie with christina hendricks

    by chien_sale

    where they roll around in oil

  • and i think Brie is very cute and truly worthy of a bang but i just want to do it to Gillian more. much more. but that pic is truly incredible. also i think Gillian's boobs are awesome but were forgotten mainly because that movie was forgettable.

  • Feb. 20, 2011, 11:14 p.m. CST

    chien

    by deelzbub

    I'll buy that for a dollar!

  • however there was that canadian chick, and the german one. they weren't no Eva Green or anything though.

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 12:50 a.m. CST

    Looking better an better..

    by ganymede3010

    3-D IMAX here I come.

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 2:31 a.m. CST

    That didn't look too bad.

    by Ringwearer9

    Of course, it's going to be 90% Portman and Dennings jabbering and telling jokes in diners, and 10 percent awesome God on God action, but the trailer still looked cool.

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 5:10 a.m. CST

    OH NOES!!! SHE USED TEH FACEBOOK LINE!!!!

    by J-Dizzle

    My life isn't worth living!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! *killshimself*

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 8:42 a.m. CST

    This Is Looking Worse And Worse

    by NeonFrisbee

    Oh boy. Another fish-outta-water comedy. Great. Sensing fail here. Sensing fail for Green Lantern too. Sucks. Cap teaser looked cool, though. XMen First Class might be a pleasant surprise. *Might* be.

  • Oh yeah, you can practically smell the fail.

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 8:59 a.m. CST

    A King Arthurs Knight in Yankee Connecticut

    by Smack_Teddy

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Brannah: "FOOLS! They had their chance! I shall make it Thor!"

    by Smack_Teddy

  • "It's called Hollywood and they ran out of ideas, like, 20 years ago. So, they've been raping these comical books instead; just cranking them out one after the other, with no apparent desire to not create things that don't, how do you Midgardians say? SUCK ASS. Aye. Fie. Fee foe fum. Facebook!"

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Maybe They Could Throw In A Joke About How Thor Uses MySpace?

    by NeonFrisbee

    Oh ha ha ha! They're soooooo 2003 in Asgard! UH OH! Badoioioioing! FISH OUTTA WATER!

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 9:51 a.m. CST

    I Hope Loki Says Something Like "Drop the zero, get with the hero."

    by NeonFrisbee

    And then revs his Norse Motorcycle all defiant against the "rulez." Thor in the background, all fuming and stuff.

  • Feb. 21, 2011, 3:56 p.m. CST

    This TB is almost a Pedalback

    by Stabby

    Ah, brings back memories of Morning Subbaries and SavageDave live-blogging crappy SciFi movies.

  • Feb. 22, 2011, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Stabby!

    by D.Vader

    Get your ass to you know where!

  • Feb. 22, 2011, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Stabby doesn't exist in this dojo

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Feb. 22, 2011, 11:15 a.m. CST

    BLAH BLAH IT SUCKS BLAH BLAH FUCK THIS MOVIE BLAH BLAH FLOP

    by BlaGyver

    Get it? That was you guys.

  • Feb. 22, 2011, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Flickapoo - just looked at them

    by BlaGyver

    They are every bit as glorious as I imagined

  • Feb. 22, 2011, 3:59 p.m. CST

    If I lived in Europe all I'd drink would be Mead and Absinthe

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    The real stuff. Not the watered down crap we got here in the States.

  • Feb. 22, 2011, 4:04 p.m. CST

    from the skulls of famous child molesting directors!

    by THE_CHOPPAH