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NEVER SAY NEVER Again!!

 

Merrick here...

 

THIS piece over at Vulture says The Powers That Be are looking into issuing a special "Director's Cut" of JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER, which opened in theaters last weekend, while the original iteration of the film is still on screens.  

Many logistical shenanigans are required to make this happen (the Director's Cut isn't ready yet, the revised picture would have to be submitted for an MPAA rating, how much mileage will the first film provide the studio while all of this is happening?, etc.) - so there's a chance the new iteration of the movie might be held for impending DVD/Blu-Ray releases.  

Director Jon Chu, who we recently learned was on a shortlist of candidates to helm the upcoming G.I. JOE sequel, evidently has a lot of material to choose from...

The new version — Bieberfilm 2.0, if you will — would include different live performances than the original movie, new scenes of Bieber shot at the premiere of Never Say Never, and various early showings of the movie that Bieber secretly attended last Wednesday. There may even be scenes shot as recently as Grammy night.

JUMP to Vulture's piece to read more, including their take on how/why this notion is a reasonably affordable prospect.  

 

Quint and Capone had similar reactions after seeing NEVER SAY NEVER...

 

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  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Someone should kidnap Bieber

    by TheNotoriousDRB

    And shave his head.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:29 a.m. CST

    Wow.

    by JediWuddayaknow

    People are doing re-releases while movies are still IN theaters now? Holy shit.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:30 a.m. CST

    What!?

    by pw

    Why? eh? ...blimey.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:30 a.m. CST

    oh well

    by taff

    since my kids are too old to be interested, I'll not have to see the movie, but dedicated Dad that I am, I would go if they wanted too. As a child of the 60's I don't think I ever cried like that over The Beatles.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Seriously...

    by NightArrows

    Who gives a flying fuck about any of this shit? The kid's a fucking tard (ever listen to the shit stain speak?? He has a "style coach", when he should have someone with him 24/7 teaching him how to speak without sounding like a moron). If anyone here on this forum walked into this film on purpose, and actually cares about this news, then shame the fuck on you.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Great move making us read this thinking it's 007...

    by TheBikeShopOwnerFromDifferentStrokes

    LAME.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:32 a.m. CST

    taff , to be fair though

    by pw

    all the little girls did. Beatlemania was insane.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:34 a.m. CST

    You can film a Justin Bieber concert, so you can direct G.I. Joe?

    by TheBikeShopOwnerFromDifferentStrokes

    LAME.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:48 a.m. CST

    WTF??? This site is officially DONE.

    by Fah-Cue

    Interviews with Elton John, news about films having NOTHING to do with geekdom, and now this insipid story about a new version of Justin Bieber's film (done with an excited -- and misleading -- headline) and details in the article as if it's important. Time to leave this dump. It's now in the same league as Perez Hilton.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:51 a.m. CST

    There should be some sort of blacklist

    by adml_shake

    for anyone who helped bring this film to the public. fah-cue, what site have you been going to? This is a movie/TV/etc news site. This is news about a movie. Get over it.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Oh, Lord

    by erik_a

    I was quite excited by the headline thinking it was about James Bond. Imagine my disappointment. Oh, well (At least I can now log in and comment. Been having trouble for weeks) They're squeezing as much as they can out of this kid before his voice changes and he's dropped like a hot potato.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Other than a lame attempt to reference James Bond

    by seasider

    What exactly is the point here? How is this aint-it-cool-news? None of the readers here are Bieber fans or will at least admit to being one.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:06 a.m. CST

    In the Director's Cut he DOES say "Never"

    by Drath

    Didn't see that coming.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Women love the Cock-Top

    by TheJudger

    Beatles rocked the same haircut in the 60's.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:11 a.m. CST

    This is just fucking retarded.

    by D.Vader

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:13 a.m. CST

    This is fucking shameful. And I'm talking about YOU, AICN

    by D.Vader

    This isn't like Twilight where some small part of your readership enjoys the films. This is a blatant attempt at garnering hits. Fucking shameful.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:14 a.m. CST

    GET THIS SHIT OFF THE FUCKING SITE NOW

    by PleaseWipeMyAss

    STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:22 a.m. CST

    "COOL NEWS"

    by PatientZer0

    FAIL. End of line.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:26 a.m. CST

    That's one of the most fucked up things I've seen

    by MainMan2001

    I have to say are culture is going to complete and utter shit soooo fucking fast. I hope everyone has a pair of rain boots cause it's gonna get reallly fucking wet soon.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:29 a.m. CST

    PLEASE post more Bieber news!

    by RZA

    LOVING how *A*N*G*R*Y* everybody around here gets about the mere existence of this kid!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Check the fucking tagline for the movie!!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    "Experience the movie that will make you believe....." I shit you not, that's just what was emblazoned across the screen during A 30 second TV spot for this shit. Believe what? He has no talent? Already there....

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:31 a.m. CST

    JUSTIN BIEBER IS JAMES BOND IN "THUNDERBALLS..."

    by sam jacksons wig

    Okay, not as funny as CTML ..... ....go fuck off.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Seriously why is this being reported on here?

    by Righteous Brother

    Christopher Lee gets an honorary BAFTA, and we're getting stories about Justin Bieber? What's going on?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Ban D.Vader!

    by Righteous Brother

    For his blatant rant against AICN!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:33 a.m. CST

    JUSTIN BIEBER IS JAMES BOND IN "YOU ONLY FIST SHITE..."

    by sam jacksons wig

    There..... that one was better.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Not gay?????? You're having a laugh!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    There are male dancers fucking rubbing their own chests during that 30 second spot!!! I know this because I paused it while I was giving myself a tug job dressed in my Justin Bieber bib and baby grow.....

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:37 a.m. CST

    I SAID GET THIS FUCKING ARTICLE OFF THE SITE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

    by PleaseWipeMyAss

    FUCK! *PUNCHES MONITOR*

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:38 a.m. CST

    keep it up thin man.

    by phifty2

    This is the reason I come to this site.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:38 a.m. CST

    WHY????????????

    by THE TRUE PINBACK

    What are you people thinking! Just what the fuck are you doing posting shit about this freak? You need to re-examine your priorities! And to make matters worse, you are getting scooped on all the major stories. The info on the HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON sequel was up everywhere else YESTERDAY! C'mon...get back on the ball!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Ban righteousbrother!

    by D.Vader

    For agreeing with me =)!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:44 a.m. CST

    An anagram of "Justin Bieber" reads as...

    by sam jacksons wig

    Talentless little cumbucket who was forced to suck his fathers dick aged 3 while his mother dressed as a chicken and pecked corn from fecal matter hanging from his bloodied arsehole...... ......erm...... I think I have gone too far..... ......back to the cellar and the gimp mask, I feel..... Now where did I put that Justin Bieber poster with the mouth cut out of it????

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:45 a.m. CST

    d.vader......

    by Righteous Brother

    Nice to see the return of the =)

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Fucking A...

    by codecrackx15

    ...another Bieber Bottomfeeder article... I never thought I would see this site fall to the Bieber Bottomfeeders... This kids future will be shorter than Haley Joel Osment's with any luck.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Justin Bieber's new album 'My World 2.0' came out last week.

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Aklso coming out....any males who buy it.....

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:49 a.m. CST

    What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your son's bedroom?

    by sam jacksons wig

    Finding a box of tissues next to it.....

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:50 a.m. CST

    you guys think justin biebers blood can combat AIDS?

    by PleaseWipeMyAss

    yknow, kinda like venom is used to make anti-venin to combat snake bites. I bet biebers blood is so rich with AIDS that if we could drain him out , synthesize and dilute it into millions of doses, we could make enough anti-AIDS agent to cure all of africa

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:52 a.m. CST

    OMG!!!!!!!

    by vulturess

    cmon nolan- da beebz as robin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:53 a.m. CST

    justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:53 a.m. CST

    I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:53 a.m. CST

    No homophobic slurs here

    by army_of_me

    But I do have to question along with the others... why even post this (or fluff like reviews of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua", "Burlesque", etc.)? It has no place here. Stick to news and reviews of the type of cinema this site was founded on. Know your audience. You've only succeeded in driving them away or pissing them off.

  • And I was like Baby, baby, baby ooh Like baby, baby, baby noo Like baby, baby, baby ooh Thought you'd always be mine

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Wasn't Justin Bieber that kid from Serbian Film...?

    by sam jacksons wig

    You know, the one who got ass raped by his own dad?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10 a.m. CST

    I thought this was Connery Bond news

    by knightrider

    Bastards!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Right now Justin Bieber is digging up Rock Hudson...

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...source of all his evil power.....

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:01 a.m. CST

    RighteousBrother, I see your =)

    by D.Vader

    And raise you a =D. That's old school right there.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:01 a.m. CST

    so I guess it hasn't occurred to many of you

    by smackfu

    that this article was posted with a certain amount of tongue in cheek irony, right? Because the first one was, and this is the followup... Never have so many, been so trolled, by so few...

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Bieber Bottomfeeders....

    by codecrackx15

    ...i have added this site to my list....

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:04 a.m. CST

    smackfu

    by sam jacksons wig

    Yeah, but it's fucking funny....

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Bieber… Justin Bieber

    by SifoDyasJr

    He likes his juicebox shaken, not stirred.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Someone explain why this retard is so famous

    by Andrew Coleman

    Saw him interviewed and he either serious has mental problems or is fucking stupid. He has no personality and I've heard one of his songs and his voice is pretty terrible. So can someone explain why people love this dumb shit? Why did this concert movie make that type of money? Is America just fucking doomed? I don't get it.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:06 a.m. CST

    So when Bieber farts could he impregnate a nunnery???

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Bastards !

    by Keith Maniac

    This little afterbirth just seems to have appeared fully formed, like some malevolent incubus, its is a fucking mystery to me how anybody see any entertainment value in this no-mark. He just looks like one the kids that hangs around our local shops, begging you to buy him booze so him and the other amoebas can make each other preganant and then be sick in the canal. I cant believe this site would give this shite any creedence, the only cool news i want to hear about this bollock is when he turns 13 and is considered too past it for "modern" audiences and throws his fucking cards in. And yeah i thought this was Bond news, fancy finding out its not and only some shite about this little fucking tosser.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:08 a.m. CST

    How is this "cool" or "news"?

    by v3d

  • There's a Justin Bieber movie? Who is Justin Bieber?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:16 a.m. CST

    the revised picture would have to be submitted for an MPAA rating,

    by sam jacksons wig

    Rated "S" for Shite...... ....."Contains scenes of an annoying little cunt who will be found penniless after his parents fleece the fucker for everything he has got, and then dead in a gutter pumped full of heroin and spunk from blowing men and taking 7 cocks up his arse at once...."

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:17 a.m. CST

    rebel scumb- who is Justin Bieber???

    by sam jacksons wig

    Don't pretend you don't know!!! I've just been wanking over a photo of him, too!!!!!!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Justin Beiber in "You've got male..."

    by sam jacksons wig

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Justin Bieber was asked what his favourite newspaper was...

    by sam jacksons wig

    He said that he "liked a male on Sunday..."

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Justin Bieber was asked where he liked to go skiiing...

    by sam jacksons wig

    .. he said "between my father and my uncle..."

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Justin Bieber makes me cry too...

    by Keblar

    But in an "I weep for the world and the failure of human existence" kind of way. Kind of like this post, and the fact that Justin Bieber is mentioned on AICN. It's like the day I heard Ben Folds Five at a Wal-Mart that I'd been forced to enter against my will. I knew then that the Apocalypse was upon us, I just didn't know it would be so slow and painful.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Coming to a Theatre near you...

    by mrbouncy

    Never say Never: The Justin Beiber story, the story of a boy who has overcome adversity to be the greatest star in the world... You'll be amazed when at the age of 15 he finally manages to go potty by hismelf You'll cry as he wets the bed every night You'll laugh the first time he gets a boner upon seeing his first boob You'll be in awe as he gets stumped by the word "German" on New Zealand TV You'll stab yourself in the fucking ears everytime he opens his mouth.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:32 a.m. CST

    smackfu

    by D.Vader

    I don't deny that Merrick knows exactly what he's doing. But with a hint of tongue in cheek irony? I doubt it. It borders on antagonistic toward their base in my opinion.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Hackers have taken over AICN...

    by Unscripted

    ...obviously. Only a bunch of retarded hacker boyz could have imagined, written or posted this shit about Justin Bieber, Robocop statues and other drooling drivel.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Sam Jacksons wig

    by Rebel Scumb

    Well I'm aware there is a kid call justin bieber who is really popular with a lot of people (I presume tweens) yet also hated at the moment by a lot of people. But since I don't have cable, or read magazines or listen to the radio, I wouldn't know him if I saw him, and I have no idea what his music sounds like. I steer clear of most pop culture outside of movies/tv and then only the ones that interest me. I download or buy the dvds of the stuff I like, so I haven't seen a tv commercial in the past 5 years. So you'd be surprised how easy is to cut a lot of garbage out of your media diet when you do that. I only just found out what lady gaga looked like a couple of months ago. Suddenly a whole bunch of references on The Office, made a lot more sense. And personally I'd rather wank to Eva Green, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Leave it to Bieber?

    by Paratrooper_Activity

    Why is this site reporting on this movie??

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Oh the video

    by D.Vader

    There's the tongue in cheek irony I suppose. Still, not enough to excuse such trolling in my opinion.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:38 a.m. CST

    ...not to mention...

    by Unscripted

    ...the Harrytoon with His Blobness pulling candy arrows out of his ass.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:47 a.m. CST

    JUSTIN BEIBER AS JAMES BOND IN "OPT-DA-PUSSY"

    by Chris

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Fuck this site

    by Beaverduck

    Not cool news. Not cool at all. Seriously fuck this site. It isn't cool anymore. I've been finding the really cool news I give a shit about on other sites, that was once a day or two behind this one. Now I find cool shit everywhere else and have to wait to find it here, actually believing that when it does it will include some additional cool shit, but it doesn't. You're biggest competitor now for breaking cool movie news now is CN fuckin' N! Save for Massawyrm and Capone this site blows all kinds of fuck. Oh and Harry hated Inception, so there's that too. Not that you have to like it, but to hate it? Fuck off. Peace out.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:21 a.m. CST

    WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON THIS SITE?????

    by jolliff89

    SERIOUSLY??!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE SHOT

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Where's Mark David Chapman when we really need him?

    by Royston Lodge

    'nuff said.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:39 a.m. CST

    At some point that girl will turn 18...

    by UltimaRex

    When she does, there'll be a pack of lawyers waiting.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Yup, this is a blatant tactic.

    by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

    The people who run this site KNOW that it will incite vitriol amongst the talkbackers, and that those TBers will return to this article to either stir up more shit or simply sit back and munch popcorn as the shit becomes stirred. Whoever said that the owners of this site could give a fuck all towards us whom made Harry and co. successful hit the nail on the head. This site is a disgrace now. It's a studio sponsored whoresite with little to no actual content, with what content there is taken from other websites that work a whole helluva lot harder for a whole helluva lot less. "Pwesents" comes to mind everything I see some gushing article from Harry. Notice how safe this site is now? If there is any criticism towards something, it always comes with some waiver like, "oh, this might not be my cup of tea" and the like.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:45 a.m. CST

    So much hate...

    by UltimaRex

    We should all be Sith by now. Go ahead, fry someone at random with force lightning while screaming "Bieber made me do it!" "Bieber made me do it!" "BIEBER MADE ME DO IT!!!"

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:47 a.m. CST

    DEAR GOD SOMEONE PUT THAT GIRL OUT OF HER MISERY

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:47 a.m. CST

    TO BE FAIR, IN KNOW HOW SHE FEELS

    by BringingSexyBack

    I get like that thinking about Zooey.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:48 a.m. CST

    That's nothing. I've seen Judas Priest make a grown man cry!

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    So what if Beiber can make a three year old cry? I could do that just as easily by stealing his lolipop. If you want to be impressed, check out Judas Priest making a 40 year old weep like a baby in this clip. Go to about :25 seconds in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5n1PrZ_5GY

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:49 a.m. CST

    I SEE CO-DEPENDENCE IN THAT GIRL'S FUTURE

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:58 a.m. CST

    This is "cool news" how exactly?

    by Jack Burton

    Really, how is this possibly relevant to AICNs original purpose? Are you going to start covering Disney Channel shows in Coax? How about Hannah Montana movies? This piece is simply embarassing and reeks of trying to increase hit stats off Google. Why else would you bother?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 12:02 p.m. CST

    so this is ANint it Gay Cool News now?

    by larry burbridge

    Beiber? really? is this the best you can do?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Everyone here should boycott this site.

    by Fah-Cue

    Seriously. Let Harry and the gang realize that we made them. Two weeks of no traffic will make them seek out good geek/film news. This site has been on the downward spiral for the last year and a half.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 12:41 p.m. CST

    RE: Fah-Cue

    by Beaverduck

    Here, here. The only problem is, I like reading these talk backs. Double-edged sword man. What really sucks is they know it.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Extra footage reveals a Beiber horribly strung out

    by UltraTron

    on methamphetamine who is a terror to his handlers. Other shots show an endless parade of young boys being shuffled backstage toward his dressing room

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Eyes

    by Twinner

    I would happily pay money to see Bieber get his fucking eyes gouged out with a rusty chisel. Then replace those fucking eyes with balls of ice-cream so he can cry milky creamy tears. Probably death after that, unless anyone else could think of a good reason to keep the little cunt going....?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Remember when AICN was, you know, cool?

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Remember when AICN was, you know, cool?

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:16 p.m. CST

    WTF

    by zer05um

    Get this crap off the site guys. This does not belong here.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:18 p.m. CST

    AINTITFRUITTYNEWS.COM

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Just when you think AICN can go no lower

    by MattmanReturns

    That's why I stick around, to see just how low they can sink. They're constantly surprising me.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:25 p.m. CST

    UNLESS YOU HAVE PICS OF BIEBER IN A HELLO KITTY SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT

    by BringingSexyBack

    WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:26 p.m. CST

    WTF?? Twice?? Paging AICN, ah Cool has left the fucking building.

    by Dark Doom

    In the words of the distinguished Mr. Kobra; " there is no cool at this dojo." I COME TO THIS SITE TO GET MY NERD WANK ON, I CAN GO TO AOL FOR BEEBS!!. Wtf? Acin are you nuking the fridge? Jumping the Shark? Pulling a B&B and riuning the FRANCHISE....ack ack...

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:27 p.m. CST

    So, you think we're all homosexual pedophiles?

    by cylon_conspiracy

    What grown man would care anything about Beiber if he weren't a gay pedo? This makes no sense to me. How is this story relevant to the readership here? Also I too thought it was a James Bond reference. Lame.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:41 p.m. CST

    unreal

    by horvak

    what is becoming of this site? Who the fuck cares about J Bieber, is this geek news....???

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 2:46 p.m. CST

    AICN's reporting of this news is as disgraceful

    by Denty420

    as being skullfucked by a hedgehog with the shits.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Justin Beiber raped the Talkback's childhood

    by Happyfat73

    Much sand gets caught in the Talkback's vagina. Hilarity ensues.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 3:24 p.m. CST

    NEVER SAY BIEBER AGAIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Ya heard?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 3:27 p.m. CST

    You all took it seriously?

    by Lemure_v2

    Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 3:28 p.m. CST

    justin beiber = your worst fears

    by Smack_Teddy

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Seriously?

    by J43

    Shit like this makes IO9 look better every day. Hate to jump on the hate bandwagon, but Merrick just dropped this site even lower that it's been of late.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 3:43 p.m. CST

    I SECOND THE BOND DECEPTION

    by J-Dizzle

    I also second the "WTF IS THIS ARTICLE DOING ON THIS WEBSITE YOU FUCKING HACKS?????"

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 3:49 p.m. CST

    What the....

    by TrueRed

    Are you being paid to put this shit on here? Seriously. Did you not check out the shitstorm that the first post about this garbage caused? Who among the readers of this site do you think gives any kind of shit about this? Harry, hurry on back here full time. These fuckers have taken the site into a nosedive. Not fucking cool!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 4:04 p.m. CST

    More Justin Bieber, MORE!!!!

    by Lemure_v2

    Just to laugh at all the haters who can't take a joke.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Lemure, it may be a joke

    by D.Vader

    But its a sick kind of joke. And a blatant attempt at garnering hits by preying on their readership. Pretty shameful in my opinion.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 4:24 p.m. CST

    GOD SAVE THE BEEBS

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Yeah... more Bieber news, please.

    by Happyfat73

    Watching talkbackers go apopleptic over shit that girls like is endlessly amusing.</p> </p> Lucky a good proportion of these folks are destined for eternal virginity, lest they sire a daughter and find themselves exposed to this shit first hand.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 4:47 p.m. CST

    So this is one of those traffic generating articles...

    by kravmaguffin

    Aint it cool news! I get it, it's an ironic title for the site. Ah, glad I got that cleared up. So the site will now be comprised of Bieber and butter news. GFY

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Did anyone seen Bieber on Conan last night?

    by corleymotors

    Holy shit, what a fucking dull interview. Conan would say some jokes and Bieber wouldnt realize it and just fucking ruin it. He's too arrogant for his own kind.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Awful parents on here.....

    by ZodNotGod

    How or why would a 3 y/o know who Beiber is unless her cunting mother plants her in front to of the television letting her absorb anything that comes down the pike. That's child abuse and totally unacceptable.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 5:23 p.m. CST

    HA!

    by ZodNotGod

    But the cocksuckers will try!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Seriously?

    by ZodNotGod

    How does a 3y/o know Justin Beaver exists? Sick.

  • First... you lure people into this article with a Bond line. My first thought was "Holy shit, a remake with Daniel Craig?!?!?!? AWESOME!" THEN... I see it's about Bieber's fuckin' film. Honestly... things are taking a turn here at AICN. Harry... straight at you man... you ranted at Patton Oswalt about geekdom being strong... and I felt what you were saying... but when I see THIS SHIT happen on your site... How can ANYONE take you seriously about geekdom ever again? Ask yourself that.

  • Unless there's a reason the theatrical release was not the director's approved cut. If it's reinserting stuff the director chose to leave out the first time, it's an extended edition.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Lick Me

    by vernoy

    why aren't we hearing about a film version of the new Cherry Vanilla auto biography "Lick Me; How I Became Cherry Vanilla (by way of The Copacabana,Madison Avenue,The Fillmore East,Andy Warhol,David Bowie and The Police); that would be a COOL music biz pic to be reporting on!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Kenneth Mars (from the original "Producers") died...

    by Fah-Cue

    But AICN writers care more about telling us Bieber news. Just a shame. There's tons of better "geek" news out there right now. They chose the "Access Hollywood" path.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 7:41 p.m. CST

    AICN has officially 'nuked the fridge'

    by ATARI

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 7:43 p.m. CST

    "Atlas Shrugged The Movie"

    by Smack_Teddy

    "Opening in theatres"<p> "Who is John Galt?"

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 7:48 p.m. CST

    AICN has raped us all......

    by Dark Doom

    Hey AICN I woke up and my ass really hurt, I think you drugged me last night. There's blood and semen coming out my ass. YOU COCK SUCKERS HAVE RAPED ME!!! YOU SLIPPED SOME RUFFS IN MY BOOZE AND PRISION RAPED ME, NO LUBE!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL FOR THIS BEEBS RAPE!!!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Well...this is pretty fuckin rich.

    by Nomoredirtyanything

    For a site that has banned me twice for making some comments about the disdain with which their talkbackers are treated. Fuckin Hell Harry. As a looong time talkbacker let me just say... Get your fuckin act together Knowles or you'll deserve a James Caan, Godfather, Garbage-can invloved monster beating!

  • Sues AICN because he now gets strangely aroused when reading comics about buff men in spandex tights.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Ain't it so freaking uncool.

    by ironburl

    I'd rather read news about Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 than this shit. I mean WTF!!!!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:13 p.m. CST

    SPOILERS! creepy!

    by Smack_Teddy

    for gods sake!

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:16 p.m. CST

    and this just in: AICN winn, judge rules Gay is awesome

    by Smack_Teddy

    unlike Beiber or the talkbacker

  • Studies also reveal that the outrage is actually caused by jealousy that a 16 year old pretty boy is getting more tail than them. Meanwhile, they furiously thumb-grind their one-eyed friction whistles whilst looking at pictures of side-boob, before mother gets home.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Newsflash: Talkbacker boycotts internet geek site.

    by Happyfat73

    Returns to site five times that day to reiterate the boycott.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Clicked in here for Connery

    by proevad

    and instead...well, u know. The pubic hair spider joke made me laugh tho. Good job, sir. Good job.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Something worse than Bieber btw

    by proevad

    Check out the trailer for that new Ayn Rand movie. Give u 5 bucks if you can name one actor in the damned thing. Funniest part of the whole story is that the piece of shit is part 1 of 3.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:16 p.m. CST

    nomoredirtyjokesplease banned?

    by D.Vader

    Well doesn't that beat all. The guy was practically begging for more civility with his handle.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 9:19 p.m. CST

    What's funnier than a dead bieber??

    by Dark Doom

    1. What is funnier than a dead bieber? A dead bieber in a clown costume. 2. What is the difference between a bieber and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the bieber. 3. What is the difference between a dead bieber and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. 4. What is the difference between a bieber and a dart-board? Dart-boards don't bleed. 5. What is the difference between a bieber and a mars bar? About 500 calories. 6. Why did the family take the dead bieber along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. 7. Why was the dead bieber kept in the kitchen drawer? The family used it to crack nuts. 8. Why do people keep dead biebers in the rec. room? They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle. 9. Why do you put biebers into blenders feet first? So you can see the expression on their faces. 10. Why do they boil water when a bieber is being born? So that if its born dead they can make soup. 11. Why did the bieber cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. 12. How many biebers does it take to make a bottle of bieber oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. 13. How many biebers fit in a blender? Depends on how powerful the blender is. 14. How do you know when a bieber is dead? It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling. 15. How do you find the live bieber in a pile of dead ones? Jab 'em all with a pitchfork. 16. How do you save a drowning bieber? Harpoon it. 17. How do you turn a bieber into a dog? Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof. 18. How do you turn a bieber into a cat? Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow. 19. How do you get 100 biebers into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos. 20. How do you make a dead bieber float? Take your foot off its head. or: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of bieber.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:09 p.m. CST

    He's 16 and worth 100 million. We all wish we were him.

    by unicorndick

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:17 p.m. CST

    Sand, meet creepythinman's vagina

    by Happyfat73

    I'm sure you two will have a long and chafing relationship.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:38 p.m. CST

    My Mom's Sarlacc Pit...

    by Happyfat73

    Has more teeth and a longer digestion time than your vagina could ever hope to match.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:45 p.m. CST

    OH GROW UP YOU WHINY CUNTS!

    by m00kiedood

    For the love of Jesus farking Murphy ... are you all really so fucking threatened by such a minor piece of news? No one is forcing your face into Beiber's crotch. No one is asking you to pledge that this movie is as awesome as Big Trouble in Little China, just because there's a story about it here. No one is calling up all your little buddies and Outing you for reading a Beiber article. Is there really no way that you can maintain an interest in film in general-- including hearing news about CRAZY stuff like a 3D film being "director cut released" while it's still in the freaking theatre -- without having to go all apeshit because the film in question isn't Robocop, and you're worried about being mistaken for a cocksucker? Seriously. I don't care if you ever see this film or not. But really, you can't tolerate something like this for what it is -- a story about the film industry trying some crazy shit -- without getting all faggy whiny about it because it has nothing to do with The Goonies?

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 10:54 p.m. CST

    m00kiedude, to answer your questions...

    by Happyfat73

    Yes they are. No they can't. No they can't.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Bieber- herald of the Anti-Christ???

    by Danger Mouse

    Every era has it's throw away pop idols. Rarely do they have any real talent and almost never do they have anything original of creative. Bieber makes all those who have gone before him seem like Bach. He is the most bland, overproduced, talentless, derivative twit that the entertainment industry have ever visited upon us...

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Creepythinmanlives, to answer your question...

    by Happyfat73

    She rolled into the wet patch, which given my old man's prodigious sperm count, was like rolling into the aftermath of an accident between custard truck and a yoghurt train.</p> </p> If faggotry is indeed genetic as you say, then I've no doubt you are the straightest man on the internet... seeing as the 12 generations of Appalachian inbreds from which you are descended were notoriously straight, going so far as to only ever fornicate with sheep of the opposite sex.

  • once he gave up at the schoolyards. The funniest part is, creepy still genuinely believes he's gay, bought the whole thing, and thinks there was something tender and personal going on there between them. Happyfats Pa slept like a baby.

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:20 p.m. CST

    *the wire theme plays out over credits*

    by Smack_Teddy

  • Feb. 15, 2011, 11:33 p.m. CST

    God I love this place..Death to the beeb!!!

    by Dark Doom

    Where else could such an epic fail be so much fun?

  • Feb. 16, 2011, 1 a.m. CST

    Creepythinman

    by Happyfat73

    You know... you really do spend a lot of time and energy describing cock-to-mouth and cock-to-ass correspondences in explicit detail.</p> </p> You sure do think about that stuff a lot. Someone performing a college-level pseudo-psychoanalysis would probably say it's repressed feelings of man-love bubbling to the surface. But not me... nope... I reckon you're a just super-straight guy who loves to talk about men sucking each other off.</p> </p> Everyone has a talent. yours is chronicling the myriad ways two men can express deep affection for one another.

  • Feb. 16, 2011, 3:33 a.m. CST

    What. The. FUCK.

    by SithMenace

    Is this doing on this site? Really? Merrick, you should be fired, and this site is going down the fucking shitter. Seriously? Justin Bieber movie news? Wow, this site is done.

  • Feb. 16, 2011, 3:41 a.m. CST

    I only read the first sentence of this article.

    by gruemanlives

    Then I got to the title of the movie being discussed. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Ain't it "COOL" News......no. Rather than knowing your audience, you have decided to crap on them with an article like this. You now only attract interest to your site based upon disgust and infamy, much in the same way people can't help but stare at a car accident, ruining the once great appeal this site had years ago. Shame on you Ain't it cool. I will still come to this site, but most likely expecting just to roll my eyes at an article talking about the next twilight movie or what the Jonas brothers are up to these days.

  • Feb. 16, 2011, 6:21 a.m. CST

    wow you idiots

    by happyboy

    the article is about releasing a movie into a new revenut stream. which if successful will surely influence how other movies are cut/repackaged and how much studios will put into shit like 3D. you know? something that most geeks do care about? 3D? film formats? in other words IT'S ABOUT MOVIES. there's no review of justin bieber here. stop being morons

  • Feb. 16, 2011, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Ain't it Lame News

    by Nico Toscani

    Why is this story on this site??

  • Feb. 16, 2011, 9:25 a.m. CST

    "VOMITS"

    by GeneRoddenberrysBastardSon

    Why oh why has this been deemed worthy of mention

  • Feb. 16, 2011, 4:44 p.m. CST

    justin beiber has a film out

    by emeraldboy

    and dur, this is a dur, film site.