BICENTENNIAL MAN review
Published at: Dec. 9, 1999, 4:23 a.m. CST by headgeek
God I hate it when a studio’s marketing department
advertises a film as a complete piece of shit and it’s
actually a really really good movie.
The trailers for BICENTENNIAL MAN looked like a
trip to a dentist’s office that wasn’t run by Annette
Kellerman.... but instead by some fanged tooth
sadist.
I have been harboring hopes that this was the... new
Chris Columbus... I’d be seeing direct this movie.
You see.. I’ve had this theory about Chris Columbus.
There have been two Chris Columbus’ working in
Hollywood for the past decade. There’s been the
straight-forward... work for the studio... director of
Family films (HOME ALONE, HOME ALONE 2,
STEPMOM, NINE MONTHS, ETC).... And then
there is the Chris Columbus, the cool dude, that has
been writing and/or producing (DAREDEVIL,
FANTASTIC FOUR, MONKEYBONE,
GREMLINS, YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES,
LITTLE NEMO: ADVENTURES IN
SLUMBERLAND, THE GOONIES, etc).
I was hoping that cool Columbus was going to finally
emerge from his cocoon and be the geek director I’ve
been waiting for. I mean... when he chose
STEPMOM over FANTASTIC FOUR... I swear...
my heart nearly broke. It’s been my theory that
Columbus has been directing competent
entertainment for the studios to acheive a degree of
power in the industry with which he could then make
the cool movies he always wanted to make. Or at
least that was my belief.
Then the trailers for BICENTENNIAL MAN showed
up and it looked as if Columbus had turned Nicholas
Kazan’s wonderful screenplay that I had read into
MRS DOUBTFIRE: THE FOILED EDITION.
Being the optimist that I am, I begin recalling the
ocassions where idiotic marketing departments had
advertised Robin Williams films as pop-comedies
when in actuality they were... quite more (FISHER
KING, DEAD POETS SOCIETY, AWAKENINGS,
etc). Perhaps, the marketeers at Disney decided that
they could reach a larger market by putting out the
‘Comedy Beat’ trailer and suckering that mass
audience in with Robin Williams.
Who knows.. perhaps it’ll work. But the film I saw
today was not a Robin Williams comedy. There are
some comedic parts... But this movie is a film about
immortality vs mortality. A story about humanity. A
movie concerned with nobility, interracial romance,
existence and much more.
It isn’t “The Wild Adventures Of Robo-Robin And
The Pepsi Kid”.
For me, this is by far my favorite directoral effort
from Chris Columbus. Is it ‘Brilliant’ like one of our
earlier spy reviewers said?
Well, that depends on whether or not you realize that
DATA is a complete ripoff of Asimov’s writing and
that BICENTENNIAL MAN and THE
POSITRONIC MAN were written decades before
DATA was an inkling in Roddenberry or Berman’s
eye. Heck, if memory serves... those stories predate
the birth of Brent Spiner.
I liked this film quite a bit. It is... a very very good
movie. And when Columbus takes the next step in
his directing career... most likely SPIDER-MAN at
this point in time... then we will see his next best film.
Columbus for me has been a sleeping giant of future
cool movies. His scripts for Comic Book films have
been amazing collaborations with their respective
co-writers... and I’ve been dying for him to... come
out of the closet and be the geek director I have been
hoping he’d be.
It isn’t a literal adaptation of BICENTENNIAL
MAN, but it’s a damn good film of it’s own right.
One of the complaints I have heard has centered
around the design of the robot. Frankly... it’s a
Robot designed by a corporate entity that intended for
it to be a household appliance. Look at you blender...
pretty cool huh? That Microwave? It’s the Fonz
man, right? And that self-cleaning Fridge?
That’s the angle they took with designing Andrew in
this movie. He’s just supposed to be slick and clean
looking. To me... he looks about like something
some damn corporate robot company would come up
with. And... that’s kinda why Andrew wants to grow
and change. He isn’t cold and mechanical... Inside
him he has a soul, and wishes.
As for the world of the future? Well... it’s pretty
spiffy. Nice digital matte paintings, but what I like is
while time is moving on... while changes are being
made... There isn’t too much RADICAL change.
And that’s comforting. Yeah... there’s flying cars and
towers and holographic signs.... Actually in a way...
this film fits a bit into the BACK TO THE FUTURE
universe of the future.... though without that number
of corporate endorsements.
The problems with the film? Well... I was kinda
hoping for a John Williams score with this film, but
didn’t get it. And... well that’s about it for me. I’m
sure we’ll hear some kneejerk “Man, that’s like a
ripoff of MEASURE OF A MAN from ST:TNG!!!
This movie sucks!” stuff... but frankly this egg came
before that chicken.
Chris Columbus has some interesting project on his
platter next. Like I said earlier, he’s the current Front
Runner for SPIDER-MAN, and after this movie... I’m
totally ok with that. He’s also got a really wonderful
script by Michael B Valle called SHERLOCK
HOLMES AND THE VENGENCE OF DRACULA
that I’m in the midst of reading that he’s rumored to
be interested in. As well as those FANTASTIC
FOUR and DAREDEVIL projects.
He’s a director for us to begin watching very very
very closely. He’s about to wow a bunch of us I
think. We’ll see.