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The greenband trailer for YOUR HIGHNESS assaults the internets!

Published at: Dec. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a link to the official greenband trailer for the upcoming fantasy comedy YOUR HIGHNESS. This trailer works pretty well to show how epic this adventure tale is, but by the very nature of a greenband trailer underplays how raunchy the film will be... although I do give them props for sneaking blatant fellatio and masturbation jokes.

They get negative points for painting a bikini bottom over Ms. Portman's wonderful behind, but as long as everything is as it should be upon release of the feature film then all will be right with the world.

Click on the below image to be whisked away to the magic land that is Apple for glorious HD Quicktime Your Highnessness!

 

 

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  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    I like that Portman's CGI bottoms

    by Bass Ackwards

    Are CGI'd to still show off her ass's shape. I'm willing to bet the CGI "artist" spent an unnecessarily long time working on that project.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    2nd

    by SinclairZX_81

    ....is the new 1st

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    brokey linky

    by sadclown

    fixy?

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    This is a fucking joke, right?

    by Squinty CGI Flynn

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Just awful

    by 9000rpm

    Couldn't even make it through the whole trailer. WTF were they thinking?

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    I hate triangle face.

    by MattmanReturns

    It scares me.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Fixy indeed

    by Quint

    All should be good and clickable now.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    I admit

    by D o o d

    that looks really awesome!

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    What the Dungeons & Dragons movies should have been

    by Hat Man

    This looks great! I certainly am gonna pay money for that shit and maybe even own it on Blue Ray and then take it out for dinner.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    With that amazing cast...

    by TylerScruggs

    It can't go wrong, right?

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    Red Band Trailer

    by cmjcool

    IGN has the red band trailer.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    AAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    by Horgy

    I FUCKING LOVE WHEN they put modern jokes and intonations and speech patterns in to period pieces!!!! It's my favorite!

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    I can't wait to see this

    by IWasInJuniorHighDickhead

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Stardust revisited Princess Bride better than this

    by Drath

    And the audience wasn't really there for it. This looks like a few steps below that, but a few steps above similar movies like Year One and Ella Enchanted. Stardust is still the only good one in that list, and again, it wasn't that successful. Good luck to them. I was kind of hoping Franco wouldn't be in anymore lame movies, so I hope this is better than it looks.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Red Band was better

    by Alientoast

    Although I did like the "Why would anyone want to be with you?" "Oh I don't know, because I'm rich and live in a castle and can do magic"

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    AlienToast

    by Tehrasha

    Yeah, but its hard to beat "Magic, Mother F***er!"

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    I think it looks pretty damn funny

    by Kammich

    And even if it didn't, I'd still have high expectations for it. David Gordon Green has a great pedigree and a resume as a legitimately talented director, and anything that Ben Best and Danny McBride collaborate on puts me in stitches. The amazing cast doesn't hurt, either. McBride, Franco, Deschanel and Portman... the 4 best looking people in Hollywood.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    You saw a Knights Tale?

    by Kammich

    ...

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    PORTMAN's AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    by Sardonic

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    i hate quicktime

    by whiskey_dick

    Maybe you need a mac to run it properly. I have about a 10% success rate getting quicktime shit to work on any of the 3 computers I use regularly. Other video formats work perfectly on all of them. Is this related to that awful middle-ages mini series they ran on Comedy Central a few months ago? Cause I have to say it looks like clips from that pile of crap (no idea what it was called, no interest in looking it up). Like "Paul", this is a movie I really think I should find at least moderately entertaining based on the cast/writers, but I just can't see anything worthwhile in any of the trailers.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    BrainDrain, I think what Kammich meant was...

    by jazzdownunder

    ... that you cannot possibly have seen A Knights Tale if you think Your Highness resembles it in the slightest. Saying that Your Highness looks like A Knights Tale is like saying that National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation looks like Miracle on 34th Street.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    I don't think they are revisiting Princess Bride...

    by jazzdownunder

    ... it's a fantasy/fairy tale setting with an American Pie/Dude Where's My Car attitude. Princess Bride shares the fairy tale setting, but not the attitude. Stardust on the other hand has both those things in common with Bride, and I love them both. I can only say that I hope Your Highness lives up to the trailer... Cop Out had a great Red Band trailer but was a bit of a disappointment.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    whiskey_dick

    by Wade Wilson

    Then you must be completely inept. I've never had a problem with playing videos through Quicktime, and I've never been a Mac user. Nor have I come across many Windows users having a problem with Quicktime. Seems to me like it's a user error. You might wanna replace the user, or use a typewriter.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    i've tried a typewriter

    by whiskey_dick

    and no matter how many times I update or re-install quicktime all it can deliver me is a "?"

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    I'm a simple man...

    by HansBubi

    This has both Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel, and so I will be seeing it.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    by DubiousB

    The movie is actually a great raunchy adult R-Rated comedy. I saw it about twice over 6 months ago and both cuts were good.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    I don't know why I expect this to be good.

    by ROBRAM89

    It looks like shit, but I refuse to believe it is.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    This quest sucks.

    by master_of_realty

    Watch "Eastbound & Down" you dolts!

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    sigh

    by Paul

    I changed my password when they told me to, and I could no longer log in, so I had to give up the name Mockingbuddha, which I wasn't done with. Also, they would not answer my emails to tell me how to fix it. This movie looks funny though. I saw NP's ass in profile in that Hotel Cheveglanier or whatever, If the rumors are true that the panties were computered on, I know I'll enjoy that part. Plus, Pineapple Extreme was cool. Favorite scene is at the end where the guys are talking about everything that just happened.

  • Dec. 21, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    BrainDrain

    by jazzdownunder

    Yeah, I remember the Queen music... ... I DON'T remember crude (funny) sex jokes, outlandish make-up, dragons, magic, nudity, crass gross out humour, or performances and characterisations that are (deliberately) incongruous with the setting. Similarly in Your Highness I don't see historical figures cleverly projected into a dramatised setting, significant and serious motivations and character arcs. But if music is enough to make two films seem the same to you, then I guess that means A Knights Tale was pretty much a clone of Highlander in your book ... Not just tonally similarly music, but the SAME ARTISTS!! QUEEN MUSIC AND SWORDS!!! A KNIGHTS TALE IS JUST A REMAKE OF HIGHLANDER!!!! FFS Seriously, what are you doing on a film web site? Get a ticket for the clue train and try again once you've been for a ride.

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 1:18 a.m. CST

    I get more of a dirty Princess Bride vibe

    by MattmanReturns

    than Knight's Tale. But I'll stand corrected if they start stomping their feet to Queen.

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    The tone reminds me of Flash Gordon

    by WerePlatypus

    Because of the Queen music, of course.

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 6:28 a.m. CST

    I am sensing sarcasm

    by Andrew

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 6:33 a.m. CST

    Suck out the venom???

    by Manos

    That joke was old in City Slickers 2

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 6:39 a.m. CST

    McBride gets top billing

    by Larrylongballs

    He must have an awesome agent.

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 7 a.m. CST

    Watched the redband...

    by Joaquin_Ondamoon

    ...and Nat's perfect ass about ten times. Not a McBride fan, so I'll be getting this on blu-ray and watching the Portman scene in slo-mo. <p>Many, many times.<p>Until I finish.

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 7:01 a.m. CST

    and does <p> not work anymore?

    by Joaquin_Ondamoon

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 7:01 a.m. CST

    doesn't the <paragraph> thing work anymore?

    by Joaquin_Ondamoon

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Yes!

    by mus42

    I'd happily pay money for any movie starring Natalie Portman, because she's fucking gorgeous

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 9:23 a.m. CST

    I'm not impressed by the trailer

    by Cobb05

    I do have a feeling the movie is better than the trailer shows. I'm sure the next couple of trailers will give away some of the better gags in the movie. I am looking forward to it though.

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Leezar = Maester Seymour

    by Anna Valerious

    If anyone's played "Final Fantasy X", you know what I'm talking about...Ridiculous hairdo? Smarmy attitude? Gaudy threads? Power staff? Yeah, these two are a lot alike. "I'm rich, I live in a castle, and oh yeah, I KNOW MAGIC!"

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Princess Bride, Knight's Tale, Stardust?????

    by WONKABAR

    WTF guys....really?

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Not CGI bikini bottom

    by MrDexter

    They shot it twice—normal procedure for films like this.

  • Dec. 22, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    dude, that's definitely an added bikini bottom

    by Sardonic

    her movements are completely identical in both shots, not to mention it just looks obviously fake in the greenband

  • Dec. 23, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    So wrong

    by blackwood

    yet feels so right. I don't know guys. It makes me smile. And I can't think of another idiosyncratic stoner comedy fantasy epic right now, so it seems pretty cool to me.

  • Dec. 23, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    Yoiks! Zounds! Gad Zukes!

    by dogu4

    In days of old, when men were bold, and rubbers weren't invented, they slipped a sock....oh, well you know the rest, and that's why this will probably be pretty funny...stoned, which is a big enough market to make this lampoon profitable and suitable fodder for an April afternoon in 2011, or on iPod shortly thereafter.

  • Dec. 30, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Manos Message - ESB Boot

    by person295

    Manos, in a post about two years ago you mentioned an Empire Strikes Back bootleg, I'm currently researching 'Theatrical Preservations' of the SW films and would love to hear more about your unique historical document. Can be contacted at pl1x@earthlink.net. Thanks. Here's your post: http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/39615#comment_2428908