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STAR WARS EPISODE ONE: THE PHANTOM MENACE will have a limited one week re-release...

Hey folks. Well it looks like George is doing a special one-week charity re-release of STAR WARS EPISODE ONE. This could be a really great gesture for charities all over the country... or for the cynical, it could be a one week advertisement for a new wave of Star Wars toys that should be stocking the shelves for Christmas. Personally I think a lot of people sort of went through a Star Wars burn-out process due to the immense hype and spectacle of the release. Has any film ever had the pomp and circumstance that the release this summer had? It was almost a disappointment that it was merely a movie.

I've been doing a lot of thinking in my head about the difference between something like Episode One and The World Is Not Enough and Toy Story 2... ya know... movies in franchises. The whole sequel thing. and I've decided to do a little thinking out loud here.

For me, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK just blew me away when it came out, and now... TOY STORY II did the same. Why is that? What is it that they did that... oh... say the latest Bond didn't do?

Well... In both Empire and Toy Story 2, the films didn't have to waste any time introducing the established characters. We already know who they are and what they are about... instead far more time was invested into the plotline and story as well as advancing characters that we already know quite a bit about.

In Star Wars, we were allowed really solid looks at Luke, OB1 and Han. Leia, Chewie, R2D2, Threepio and Vader were all touched on, but not given any real depth. In Empire... There was zero rehashing, and just lept straight into adding to all of those characters, plus introducing a couple of new characters that blew us away.

The same thing happens in TOY STORY. The first film really introduces us to BUZZ and WOODY and gives us tiny little glimpses at everyone else. The backstory and motivations are really left to BUZZ and WOODY is left to be basically they guy holding his hand. In TOY STORY 2... well... Time has passed. There are some new toys in the room, the dog is there... But this time it's Woody's story, adding a complete new dimension to his character. All of the 'gang' have more going on, they don't reintroduce any of them. The new characters are smart and fast and instantly more in depth than say Sid.

The film explores quite a lot more than the first one, because it has the time to do it. You aren't having to do all the 'Hey howya doing, My name's Woody' type of thing... you can just hop to it. And they do...

Now we have, STAR WARS EPISODE ONE... First off... this is all new to me. We have a film with nearly no cultural icons from the other films to point to. No Stormtroopers or X-Wings or Millenium Falcon or Han Solo or Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia or Chewbacca or Darth Vader or... well you get the idea. Threepio and R2 are little more than cameos... as is Yoda. OB1 isn't even really given much time. Instead we have all these Robots and Trade Federations... What is all this stuff?

And why the hell is Jar Jar Binks there? Well... I can't say for sure. But this is Chapter One... the story is... allegedly supposed to follow this one... and lead all the way to Return of the Jedi.

One of the problems that those people that don't like EMPIRE STRIKES BACK as much as either 4 or 6 is because the film doesn't stand alone. There is no real resolutions, it just adds all these questions. Personally.. I love that. It's a perfect middle chapter.

So... that leads me back to Episode One. And why the hell is Jar Jar Binks in there? I don't know. You don't know. George knows. Perhaps it is so we can have a parallel innocent fall at the same time young Ani falls as well. Anakin will fall to the dark side, perhaps Jar Jar's story is one where he watches his people die, he becomes the last of his people and then one day he too meets his end. Perhaps he has an arc like that, and when you watch the entire story... it makes his character tragic.

Perhaps the robot army and their incompetence was created to set up the reason why a droid army couldn't wipe out the Jedi, so clones... living beings with their own life forces would be... a more efficient enemy to fight the Jedi with. I don't know. I've just seen Chapter One.

Sure... for now the movie isn't a perfect film. But what if Lucas really is some sort of evil genius? What if the larger scheme of things hasn't yet been revealed? Or... perhaps I'm just a pathetic fanboy that never stops hoping... I don't know, but I like the film quite a bit. It is still my third favorite in the franchise (5,4,1,6 is the order of the moment in my mind).

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MEESA BACK!
by Anakin Rocks
Nov 22nd, 1999
06:50:32 AM
Real charity!
by HCEarwicker
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:20:04 AM
hmmm....
by crash_davis
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:35:44 AM
That Jar Jar feeling.
by celt
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:43:25 AM
Red Dwarf the Movie!
by Dirtfish
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:53:59 AM
Red Dwarf hasn't been good for several series
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:03:56 AM
Heroes Journey
by Mandala
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:26:02 AM
Harry,
by Mean Ween
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:41:50 AM
It would be nice if he tinkered with the version in this re-rele
by gsolo
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:48:47 AM
2 points
by Yossarian
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:59:49 AM
Sorry, George
by Nordling
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:26:25 AM
Who cares? It sucked, so why go again?
by Macleod
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:29:04 AM
I'm going to have to say it,
by :-o
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:54:01 AM
Oooooh, feel the cynicism....
by JJ McClure
Nov 22nd, 1999
10:08:41 AM
blah fuckin' blah. . .
by MadBoy
Nov 22nd, 1999
10:18:58 AM
Alan Partridge you Smeg Head!
by Dirtfish
Nov 22nd, 1999
10:19:10 AM
Just a few thoughts
by Omega Red
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:11:18 AM
I'm not a smeghead
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:13:45 AM
"Yes, my little slaves...come and pay me more tribute! Make me r
by Uncapie
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:28:33 AM
20th Century Fox should re-release FIGHT CLUB instead
by L'Auteur
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:38:52 AM
"The Gimp?" Why I oughta...
by Powerslave
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:40:50 AM
Thank You Harry
by Portnoy
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:54:41 AM
stop being so cynical
by agentcooper
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:04:08 PM
liquid football.
by speed
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:11:08 PM
ummmmm....sorry, i was talking about alan partridge (steve cooga
by speed
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:17:13 PM
The disappointing SWE1
by psiKick
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:18:34 PM
Our blockade is perfectly legal... grrooooann!
by Godai-kun
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:41:44 PM
If SW1 is disappointing...
by Celedhring
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:43:50 PM
There's one thing for sure...
by PipsOrcle
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:44:57 PM
Can't they just put the lightsabre duel on a loop?
by Bink.uk
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:45:09 PM
On the Peaks of Darien
by Orpheus
Nov 22nd, 1999
12:52:36 PM
Jar Jar is a wolf-bagger
by Pomona88
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:09:14 PM
About philosophy and StarWars
by Celedhring
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:39:24 PM
Influence
by The Pardoner
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:40:27 PM
A little thought for Pomona88...
by The Pardoner
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:45:47 PM
Oh Yes, The Legendary Forums
by Anton_Sirius
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:47:48 PM
Attn: Orpheus
by CountZero
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:50:25 PM
The Land of 'do-as-you-please'
by Praetor
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:53:41 PM
Losing my Lunch
by RobinP
Nov 22nd, 1999
01:58:30 PM
Antici........................ .....................pation
by Praetor
Nov 22nd, 1999
02:11:39 PM
A big FWIW...
by George Liquor
Nov 22nd, 1999
02:32:57 PM
Cool...
by Gag Halfrunt
Nov 22nd, 1999
02:38:23 PM
I would rather donate to my own fave charity...
by GEEKBASHER 3.0
Nov 22nd, 1999
03:17:32 PM
To Orifice
by Mean Ween
Nov 22nd, 1999
03:24:07 PM
The Pardoner
by Pomona88
Nov 22nd, 1999
03:31:03 PM
Corrections to TatooNIE and LUCAS VALLEY
by big_rob
Nov 22nd, 1999
03:45:41 PM
Does anyone really care?
by JON1969
Nov 22nd, 1999
04:10:50 PM
If I ever see this movie again..........
by RobinP
Nov 22nd, 1999
04:19:56 PM
What the Fuck?
by Stalker
Nov 22nd, 1999
04:30:27 PM
I'm going in, and I'm going in full throttle!!
by Darth Siskel
Nov 22nd, 1999
04:35:35 PM
Good call, Big Rob.
by JJ McClure
Nov 22nd, 1999
04:45:21 PM
For shame. . . . .
by Brian 2000
Nov 22nd, 1999
05:06:31 PM
Instead of re-releasing "THE PHANTOM TURD".....
by GEEKBASHER 3.0
Nov 22nd, 1999
05:18:59 PM
jtrenton spoke the gospel
by Cthulu
Nov 22nd, 1999
05:20:58 PM
If you want to see this talkback in a slightly different order w
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 22nd, 1999
05:48:36 PM
I suspect Jar Jar is going to parallel Anakin.
by dennis
Nov 22nd, 1999
05:48:45 PM
On an unrelated note...
by woemcats
Nov 22nd, 1999
06:55:00 PM
Major burnout
by 60091
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:27:21 PM
Empire's "dominance" over series
by bogrod
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:28:48 PM
Irony 101
by Powerslave
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:41:31 PM
Still missing the point...
by RoyFokker
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:43:31 PM
Why EP2 will better!
by Natalie
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:49:17 PM
why even write?
by onehipcat
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:51:24 PM
Orpheus Descending...
by Powerslave
Nov 22nd, 1999
07:52:47 PM
Why Episode 2 will NOT be better
by Stephen Dedalus
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:05:38 PM
AN OUTRAGE!!!! WHY RE-RELEASE SWep1:TPM WHEN LUCAS COULD. . ..
by sexualchocolate1
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:12:25 PM
That's great... Natalie...
by RoyFokker
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:15:00 PM
The main problem with TPM...
by Omega Red
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:28:03 PM
. . .AND WHEN I GET THAT F*CKING PIECE OF SHIT ON VIDEO (if it e
by sexualchocolate1
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:37:55 PM
. . .AND WHEN I GET THAT F*CKING PIECE OF SHIT ON VIDEO (if it e
by sexualchocolate1
Nov 22nd, 1999
08:42:25 PM
It was...ok
by BIG JIM SLADE
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:20:11 PM
WHY ISNT IT GONNA BE AT THE VILLAGE??
by prajadhipok
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:23:11 PM
WHINERS!! ALL WHINERS!!
by moto
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:40:48 PM
YOU ARE SO RIGHT HARRY...
by moto
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:44:11 PM
The Child is Father of the Man
by Orpheus
Nov 22nd, 1999
09:53:08 PM
Orpheus - Good Post
by brendan 2112
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:02:24 PM
just one more log to the dying flame
by WakeUpBomb
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:35:52 PM
Hey shithead SSZERO
by moto
Nov 22nd, 1999
11:54:30 PM
Etymology
by CountZero
Nov 23rd, 1999
12:45:45 AM
Lucas' faith ?.
by Horus
Nov 23rd, 1999
02:04:38 AM
I was just wondering
by hockphooey
Nov 23rd, 1999
02:21:40 AM
Why Episode 1 Doesn't Work
by season
Nov 23rd, 1999
02:31:44 AM
Whatever. . .
by desslok
Nov 23rd, 1999
03:48:45 AM
It is TAH-TOO-EEN (foo-net-ick-all-eee). So all you -NEE gimps s
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 23rd, 1999
04:30:52 AM
what's a "hominin". please explain orpheus
by speed
Nov 23rd, 1999
09:23:18 AM
Star Wars: The Talk Back Menace
by VoxMillennium
Nov 23rd, 1999
10:28:53 AM
Jar Jar Rules!
by Orpheus
Nov 23rd, 1999
10:58:19 AM
To PaddyO'Furniture, etc.
by Pomona88
Nov 23rd, 1999
11:36:38 AM
The Phantom Menace was wonderful
by darthflagg
Nov 23rd, 1999
12:15:35 PM
Red Drawf
by Stalker
Nov 23rd, 1999
12:21:24 PM
More bloody words
by CountZero
Nov 23rd, 1999
12:28:14 PM
season...that was a good point.
by dennis
Nov 23rd, 1999
01:10:07 PM
Any love triangle fans here?
by dennis
Nov 23rd, 1999
01:11:04 PM
Phantom Menace: liked it, except....
by SMYE
Nov 23rd, 1999
01:57:35 PM
My Childhood Sense of Wonder
by SMYE
Nov 23rd, 1999
02:07:56 PM
listen up
by IM Your Daddy
Nov 23rd, 1999
02:19:22 PM
Why?
by qmodo
Nov 23rd, 1999
02:35:54 PM
Case in Point: Threepio
by :-o
Nov 23rd, 1999
02:42:03 PM
Paddy-wacker & anal-orephus
by IM Your Daddy
Nov 23rd, 1999
03:01:00 PM
Myth and Symbol in TPM
by scaler
Nov 23rd, 1999
04:12:13 PM
RayFokker, you know, I'm not a Jar-Jar fan (I don't know why you
by Natalie
Nov 23rd, 1999
04:44:05 PM
What "Phantom Menace" needs is a good enema!
by Uncapie
Nov 23rd, 1999
04:56:00 PM
WTF?...
by n3bul4
Nov 23rd, 1999
05:08:30 PM
Alright, Reasonable Guy
by Orpheus
Nov 23rd, 1999
07:41:23 PM
right Harry, one point, but what exactly was your 'esay' there a
by enigma
Nov 23rd, 1999
07:51:13 PM
suck
by n3bul4
Nov 23rd, 1999
08:49:32 PM
honor THIS
by IM Your Daddy
Nov 23rd, 1999
08:55:11 PM
Never look me in the eye
by Psychopompous
Nov 23rd, 1999
10:18:03 PM
Attention Shoppers
by BIG JIM SLADE
Nov 23rd, 1999
11:31:02 PM
Who is YOUR Daddy?
by Orpheus
Nov 24th, 1999
12:34:13 AM
Orpheus
by KING CRIMSON
Nov 24th, 1999
01:11:31 AM
Miss Natalie... and everyone else...
by RoyFokker
Nov 24th, 1999
01:26:52 AM
Orphius - Excellent post but...
by Darth Siskel
Nov 24th, 1999
02:01:47 AM
Star Wars?
by Gandalf's Mom
Nov 24th, 1999
02:33:50 AM
anal-oripheus
by IM Your Daddy
Nov 24th, 1999
03:44:00 AM
My final words on the subject...
by CountZero
Nov 24th, 1999
05:12:45 AM
Typo Fun
by CountZero
Nov 24th, 1999
05:23:38 AM
Some of what Orpheus said was quite good; shame he's so far up h
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 24th, 1999
08:15:25 AM
What is wrong with you guys???!!!!!!!
by J-Dizzle
Nov 24th, 1999
12:12:09 PM
Orpheus, upon buying the DVD.
by CountZero
Nov 24th, 1999
12:31:32 PM
I have no Daddy
by Orpheus
Nov 24th, 1999
01:05:45 PM
Well...
by GODOBLITERATER
Nov 24th, 1999
01:51:14 PM
I just had an epiphany. . .
by IM Your Daddy
Nov 24th, 1999
02:07:29 PM
Ah ha Orpheus is too damn funny! Now let me tell you all about m
by BIG JIM SLADE
Nov 24th, 1999
03:41:59 PM
BADA_BING ORPHEUS! EAT MY GOAL! and orpheus has got talkback pie
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 24th, 1999
04:54:43 PM
Mannequin 2: On The Move
by CountZero
Nov 24th, 1999
05:37:43 PM
Mannequin 2 post sucks! (just a joke - it's cool)
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 24th, 1999
05:49:38 PM
Oh, who *cares?!*
by Sith Lord Jesus
Nov 25th, 1999
12:44:12 AM
Not what I'm on about
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 25th, 1999
04:06:17 AM
rationalization?
by DuChamp
Nov 25th, 1999
11:29:18 AM
Star Wars= successful attempt to reach into the pocket of the av
by Elwe Singollo
Nov 25th, 1999
02:46:07 PM
Hey, Orpheus!
by desslok
Nov 25th, 1999
05:54:08 PM
Attn: Desslok
by CountZero
Nov 25th, 1999
07:08:41 PM
What happened to my Daddy?
by Orpheus
Nov 25th, 1999
08:00:48 PM
Orpheus' grand retract
by BIG JIM SLADE
Nov 25th, 1999
10:25:35 PM
One Last Question
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 26th, 1999
04:25:59 AM
Re: Orpheus, Desslok & Big Jim
by Gothmog
Nov 26th, 1999
10:43:32 AM
Fox & Lucas Do It for the Money
by jerseycharlie
Nov 26th, 1999
03:15:42 PM
Cynics Be Cursed
by Psychopompous
Nov 26th, 1999
10:23:15 PM
Psychopompous
by CountZero
Nov 27th, 1999
12:07:56 PM
I ended up skipping the rest of the postings because...
by All Thumbs
Nov 27th, 1999
06:02:14 PM
Just Blow Up Yavin Instead
by BoomerQ
Nov 28th, 1999
04:18:08 PM
Phantom Menace Will Be on an upcoming MST3K
by Jake The Snake
Nov 29th, 1999
12:36:00 AM
Suck My Lightsaber. Yeah! Baby!!!
by mwalatara
Nov 29th, 1999
01:52:03 AM
I'M LAST!!!!
by I'mAlanPartridge
Nov 29th, 1999
08:43:18 AM
...and I always will be - SO I AM THE FINAL WORD ON EVERYTING.
by IM Your Daddy
Nov 29th, 1999
03:40:13 PM
Blowing up Yavin
by 4q
Dec 1st, 1999
02:10:30 PM
Neccessary evil?
by dlgcp1
Dec 5th, 1999
02:44:43 PM
No, Last
by mad maximus
Sep 6th, 2001
06:34:18 AM

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