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Lindsay Lohan Loses Linda Lovelace Comeback Role To Malin Ackerman!
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In a move that should surprise no one, Matthew Wilder has dropped Lindsay Lohan from his Linda Lovelace biopic INFERNO. Playing the star of the groundbreaking 1972 porno DEEP THROAT was supposed to represent some kind of comeback opportunity for Lohan, but it always seemed improbable given Lohan's recidivist nature. Until she proves she can stay off drugs and out of prison, I can't imagine anyone is willing to bond her.
Now that the inevitable has occurred, Wilder has swiftly replaced Lohan with the lovely Malin Akerman - who's done her best work thus far in comedies like THE HEARTBREAK KID (she's one of the few things I didn't loathe in that movie) and, most recently, Adult Swim's CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. Given the presumed harshness of the material (Lovelace didn't just have sex with humans on film), I hope for Akerman's sake that Wilder's screenplay is more than a sensationalistic dramatization of Lovelace's greatest hits; if this is a stinker, it could stick to her like SHOWGIRLS did to Elizabeth Berkley.
Wilder's only directed one other film, the Philip K. Dick-inspired YOUR NAME HERE, which remains unreleased after making the festival rounds in 2008.
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Has it ever occured to anybody that Elizabeth Berkley just sucked as an actress?
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... make Showgirls look like Shakespeare!! Still, Malin Ackerman in the nude again, might be good to see just for that...
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she'll never end up like Berkley for the simple fact that she has better tits.
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ummmm, she was in that I think. Or are you stealing Vern's schtick?
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Since she's pretty much pissed away a promising ligit Hollywood career.
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Sure it was sleazeball b-movie softcore porn, but it was GOOD sleazeball b-movie softcore porn.
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Can suck my black Dick anytime.lol. especially after watchmen.
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I'm not sure what the point of this movie is. Unless Lohan or Akerman have agreed to on-camera balls deep blow jobs what's the appeal here? Lovelace being abused, Lovelace the philosopher, Lovelace the car accident victim? This flick sounds like it's a straight to NetFlix non-event.
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that this movie has no real studio backing anyway, and probably also wont see a real release. The only thing it had going for it was "hey, lets check out lindsay lohan act like a dried up sex toy."
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if she could pretend to fuck Stiller then she can do anything! except pretend to fuck adam sandler. thats just too low!
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Lohan had reached that perfect level of worn-out skank... Really disappointed to hear this. Not surprised, just disappointed...
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So many people in the media and entertainment industry have tried to sell Lohan as a good, to great, actress, and quite frankly, all she can do is recite her lines, but she has never been better than an other child actor, and tends to be on the lower side of that talent pool. For years, she has gotten more press than she deserves, and considering that she doesn't take her career seriously, in terms of how she lives, and when it comes to acting, it is just simply time to black-ball her and move on.
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I give her 1 year tops.
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shouldnt people be picking on charlie sheen for his millionth fuck up? hes a big giant douchebag like a white rapper without the rapping part
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You should stop giving advice since we now know your taste on movies.
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from the female perspective?
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Lovelace had all the talent in the world but was never close to being hot.
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closest to first I`ve ever been.
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Thank you for letting me do that by accident, AICN and all your glorious pre-2000 era coding.<br><br>That being said, I wanted to say Malin doesn't look much like Linda Lovelace. But perhaps that's a good thing. However, if they don't show her swallowing a sausage whole or something, it's gonna be a FAIL. You can't make a movie about Deepthroat without at least having some sort of stand-in example of it.
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And she is/was talented. It's too bad she decided to totally f*** up her life forever.
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Nov. 22, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST
9000rpm: You Know, You're Right. Why Is This Movie Being Made?
by Media Messiah
Linda Lovelace, was the Lindsay Lohan of porn. A person who crashed and burned while trying to live in the fast-lane. It is sad, but it needs to be left alone, because there is no real message here, other than to exploit her life, for purposes of sexual titillation.
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Why did this movie get made type of movie. I mean, I've watched more boring movies (Godzilla 1985) but not many.
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Nov. 22, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST
"remains unreleased after making the festival rounds in 2000"
by KilliK
that good heh?
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It's not all it's cracked up to be. All the rumors about immediate wealth, fame and hot chicks? All false, alas. Mostly, you just get other Talk Backers calling you a douche bag.
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Lohan before the drugs was hott! Now she looks like 46 year old junkie, and she's only 24!
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FACT!
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And Ackerman is hot. Sproing!
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I thought it was a generally accepted fact that Showgirls has done what very few films are able to do. It went beyond the stratosphere of being bad so much that it crossed over into the good realm...thats how bad it was...which is what makes it good...and why I never miss it on VH1.
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I am not sure the role would have been much of a challenge. By all indications Lindsay is as big a ho in real life as lovelace was on film...not that there's anything wrong with that. Sluts rock!
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Unless of course, Miley takes the role. <p> 1 day to go.
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You Sir, are spot on.
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Plus Ackerman actually has experience in porn from doing Zack Snyder's Watchmen.
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Honestly, that is rock bottom right there.
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Akerman was fine and/or dandy in The Watchmen, but her best work has been in comedies, even comedies that aren't all that funny (like Couples' Retreat) she proves herself admirable. And in Children's Hospital she keeps pace with some of the funniest people in show bidness. Pointing out that she's done beter work in other movies doesn't mean she sucked in Watchmen or that it's unwatchable.
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Lohan was the only reason people were even interested in this flick, which looks to be just a poor mans Boogie Nights. We've already seem Akerman naked many, many times, and it's not like she's got some hidden Oscar draw either. I predict a straight to DVD release for this turd.
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to get back at the dude who fired her, just to show them that she wouldve been perfect for the role
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to deep throat cocks. poor thing.
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This came out on Sat
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Nov. 22, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST
At least this won't be a trainwreck because of Lohan
by Margot Tenenbaum
Here's hoping it has a more interesting script than the sort-of similar 'The Notorious Bettie Page' by Mary Harron. <p>Ackerman (in her 'Watchmen' wig) actually resembles Lovelace quite a bit (MUCH more than Lohan), particularly around the time she made the R-rated 'Linda Lovelace for President'. <p>Marilyn Chambers would also make an interesting subject for a movie. Cronenberg should make one since he worked with her on 'Rabid'.
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Charlie, unlike Lohan, at least shows-up and does his work. Sure he is a mess-up and a pig, but he lives his life out-loud. He doesn't play innocent--he let's everyone know that he is a pig, therefore, he can't be tarnished or tainted, or blackmailed. His image has always been that of the bad boy. Lindsay's appeal, on the other hand, has always hinged on a positive family image for kids, teens and young adults. She has burned her bridge with that audience, and has not smartly re-imaged herself to find a new demographic. Her lifestyle goes contrary to her onscreen image, and thus, has become a turn-off to people who use to support her. She has a nasty "I can get away with anything...and I'm entitled" attitude which she puts in people's faces by going-out and seeking attention from paparazzi, whom I am certain she is tipping off her location to, in order to gain press coverage. Sheen, however, keeps his business to himself, and does not seek-out paparazzi attention off the set, save for at promotional events, but he keeps his private life, private, no matter how wild--that is, until someone else, specifically, the grifting women in his life, put his business in the press--or involve the courts and the police, in order to pull a grift. <BR><BR>In addition, Charlie is doing smart work, and he can act, and there was a time when I couldn't say the fore, or the latter about him. Lindsay, in contrast, is doing horrible work when she gets work, and simply can't act--and doesn't care to study it...and filmmaking, in order to improve herself.<BR><BR>Two and A Half Men delivers--that is one of the greatest shows of all time, perhaps because that show is clearly based upon how Charlie really lives his private life--so there is a lot of truth there? We find it funny, yes, and outrageous, sure, but it, that lifestyle, is the norm for successful people, trust me. As for Charlie, I think he put the show on, because he is fascinated by the fact that people, in-general, think the material on the show is shocking, and is a fiction, when it is a daily occurrance for him, in real life. It's the norm--and that is one big inside joke for him. The show is a very, very, loose biography on him, and he is laughing all the way to the bank. Now, you may say, the guy is a screw-up, but think about it, to women he is a living, walking, talking, human lottery ticket. There are virtually no women, or very few, that he encounters, who won't come onto him. How can this guy, or any guy in his position, ever really know that someone loves him, for him? He can't know, and he knows that. He knows that 99.9 percent of all women whom he encounters, whether he approaches them, or they approach him, only want him for his money, fame, and power, and are trying to find an angle, or will...find an angle, to get that money, or some of it, anyway...by, including, and not limited to, making false allegations against him. There are a lot of grifters in the world, and many of them are women--and they come from all races, ages, and backgrounds.
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Come on... I know you can do it AICN. Lovelace even begins with the same letter.
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Nov. 22, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST
Lohan And Porn: I Don't Think She'll Be Doing Real Porn...
by Media Messiah
...short of leaking a tape that she might shoot at home with one of her lovers, as, according to her father, she is HIV-Positive and has been living with it for several years now.
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Nov. 22, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST
Nothin' like seeing whores fight over who's the best whore
by RETURN_of_FETT
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youre forgetting one thing charlie is older than lindsay there for he should be way past this shit plus he has kids lindsay doesnt she may hurt herself but thats it charlie is hurting his daughters over and over again
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while she was aiming for pleasure or for business?
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Nov. 22, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST
Geoffrey_Fourmyle: Jack Nicholson And Morgan Freeman...
by Media Messiah
...both refused to do business with any filmmakers and talent agencies who do business with Lindsay Lohan--that was about 3 years ago, so I guess they are major tools too, huh? And I suspect that they know talent, and they don't think very highly of Lindsay, so I'll take having two of the greatest actors of all time on my side, as compared to whatever idiots you may point to as offering support to Lohan. She has more than earned a blacklisting, so have individuals like Chris Brown--and BTW, O.J. Simpson was blacklisted, and deserved it for being a jerk, if nothing else. Yes, the blacklist has been misused in the past, and I know a few people who have been victim of it, but there are some people who more than earn the blacklist. If nothing else, it can be used to help sober someone up, if they face a blacklisting, and that is exactly what happened to Robert Downey Jr., and probably served to save his life. He was forced to straigten-up, and get his act together, and when he did, the doors to work were re-opened for him, and now, he is bigger than ever.
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sorry to say it
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what that normal back then?
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my FACT response to "you are nobody" was not targeting you personally,but it was meant to be taken like this: <br /> <p>in reality all the talkbackers here are nobodies for Hollywood.we can discuss the happenings in HW,we can express our opinions and ideas for the artists,the movies and the policies of the studios and the suits,but at the end of the day noone from HW is giving any fuck about us and what we have to say.and that's a FACT.
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I think Billy Bush read the line, and that was about 6 months ago, maybe 8? I saw it myself. How she got it, I don't know, maybe drugs, or sleeping around? I never heard her deny her father's statement, and I heard no retraction by Access Hollywood, or threat of a lawsuit for slander. I know she used to sleep with Wilmer Valderrama and Bret Ratner and his girlfriend, among others--the latter, according some press. As for Wilmer, he was on the Howard Stern show, some years ago, and he named 3 women he was sleeping with, amaong them, Mandy Moore, and Lindsay Lohan, and another actress, whose name I have forgotten, and he said that he had anal sex with two of them...but the third, no, but he refused to ID who he had anal sex with among the 3 women...by name. Does this have something to do with her reported HIV status, it's anybody's guess?
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on Lindsay. Indeed, if she doesn't take her career seriously anymore why should anyone else? Especially people that are foolishly depending on her to make them a buck? Why she still gets so much press over five years after Mean Girls is beyond me. There are millions of more inspiring addicts-turned-rehab out there. It's just like looking at the aftermath of a car accident.
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..of Watchmen.She's far more sexier than that druggie Lohan.
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The TV movie he made with Emilio Estevez as 70s porn kings Jim & Artie Mitchell (Rated X) is worth checking out.
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She fucking earned that shit. We can only pray that she passed it on to him as well.
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That has to count for something.
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Lohan has the High Five?(HIV) now that's NEWS to me.With all the drugs she's been abusing, I wouldnt be surprised. Didn't know she took it up the back door either.HMMMM, the plot thickens.
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..and i don't even think he'll go that far when expressing his hatred for Ratner. <p>AMIRITE?
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dont make stuff up
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shes already there, doing it on screen isnt gonna change much
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in Prairie Home Companion.
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that Lindsey won't be deep throating anybody now. Malin is too established suck someone's dick on camera, but give Lindesy a line or two and she'd be game to deep throat. Malin will give us some boob action but that's about it.
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would be interesting
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They use our opinions to poll fan reactions to their work, but yes, you are right, largely, they don't give a damn what we think. Think about it--the land that Universal Studios is built on (just in L.A. alone), as well as Paramount, and WB, all of that property is worth billions of dollars...each, respectively. If the studios sold that land, they would all make more money in real estate than they do through making movies, instantly. Hell, even if they leased the land to commercial rental property development, from businesses, to property rentals for living space, they'd make a killing!!! So why do they not do that, and simply rent office space and sound-stages, instead? The movie business has become a good 'ol boys club. If you are an exec, making a salary of several million a year, you can live-off of investor monies, and live as if you are a billionaire. Yes, a life of five star restuarants for breakfast, lunch and dinner, limo rides, private planes and helicopters, expense accounts for everything--including your mistresses, and whores. You may not be Bill Gates, but you can live like him. My point? They really don't care anything about what they produce. Paramount, about 9 years ago reported that...after operation costs, they only made 20 million dollars...one year? How does that happen, if you are running a real business, considering the value of that company--and their film and TV catalogue, etc.? They are supposed to be in the business of making profit, right? Well, they can sell the land they are sitting on for billions, and any other physical assets they own, if profit was their true goal--well, it isn't, keeping the boys club going is the true goal, and ripping-off investors to do it. It's the old story of robbing Peter to pay Paul. Big business is one gigantic Pyramid Scheme.
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For you lads who need some wank time: http://www.jmvideo.fr/upload/nouveau_malin.akerman.11.jpg
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to rescue her career
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Nov. 22, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST
i like Charlie Sheen a lot.he might be an asshole but i like his
by KilliK
attitude and style.besides it's not like he has drugged and anally raped an underage girl like some other artist did.ahem.<br /> <p>i remember a few years ago,he had arrived in Greece for vacation or to promote a movie or something.and a film journalist woman from a tv channel,went to meet and interview him,while he was visiting Acropolis i think.and the interview started like this:<br /> <p>-journalist woman: hello mr Sheen.welcome to Greece.<br /> <p>-Sheen looking her with a face like he was going to bang her by the end of the interview: i like your pink jacket. <br /> <p>-woman: oh thank you.what do you think of Greece? do you like it here?<br /> <p>-Sheen : i had an ugly fight with the taxi driver who took me from the airport.<br /> <p>-Woman: er tell us about your new movie.<br /> <p>-Sheen while grimacing: he was very rude.<br /> <p>ROFL.i love him.
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Jack's opinion, and Morgan's...seems to matter to a lot of people who are steering clear of Lohan. Much of the Lohan hype machine is bought by her. About 8 years ago, maybe less, or more, she had a record deal that Tommy Motola got for her, including her own record company. The deal was worth 50 million dollars. Do you know what she did with some of that money? She hired a company to rig TRL, by having a boiler-room of callers, call-in votes for her, daily, so she could get her music videos on TRL. Well, the story got exposed in the media--to the embarrassment of all involved. That is the industry for you, many of the people whom you think are very popular, in-demand, and respected, are people who are buying their high-profiles via press agents and other means, like payola, and call rigging. Lindsay wasn't even popular enough among her own demographic fan base, at the height of her fame...to get her music video on TRL's top 10, without paying to rig the vote. Perception being everything, you bought into a lie that was sold to you by Lohan herself, and her industry backers. Well, you are welcome to it.
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Let's see someone drinks alot and womanizes. Hmmm, not really acting there Charles
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or a sex tape her getting getting double teamed
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Nov. 22, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST
i wouldnt mind fucking that bitch malin in some closet
by DioxholsterImperium
but outta the closet, never!
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It urine stained, smells, and most executives and talent are creeps. It is not the clean place that it appears to be on TV, and nothing about it is fair. That is the reality, but that is true of most big business, and big cities, however, Hollywood gets a bigger spotlight in the media. I brought all this up, because this is a movie and entertainment related web-site, and we are talking about a firing having to do with one's less than professional personal life...as related to a film, hence, my comments are more than warranted, and in context, with the subject matter. They are also very insightful, for those willing to learn.
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Love the fact everyone says "she's finished", "she fucked her career" ect... don't forget one of the biggest stars on TV was found out of his mind in a cupboard and was sent to a mental hospital and one the most bankable starts in hollywood right now is also just recovered from being one of he greatest fuck ups known to man!! RDJ was out of his mind on smack, got a gun and broke into his neighbours house where he slept in their babys crib with a bag of smack and a fucking gun!!!! This man now heads up family films, headlines major flicks and is absolutely brilliant in them...but if you're telling me Lohan is finished? Dream on... give it a few years and she will be back on the big screen.... embrace the hollywood system it really doesn't give a fuck what you've done as long as u make money... just ask Polanski
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In my opinion, she is one of the bravest comediannes out there, second only to Anna Faris. I would've liked to see Loan in the role, but I think Ackerman will do just fine.
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Nov. 22, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST
Geoffrey_Fourmyle: Dude, I Seriously Told The Truth...
by Media Messiah
...and I have noticed that you did not assail the truthfulness of any of the points that I made here. You can look it all up on the net, and easily fact check me. And if you already have, which I suspect, you won't admit to doing it, as I am sure that you have at least vetted some of my comments, and they all were, as I said, 100 percent, accurate.<BR><BR>Now, you sit falling-back on simple name calling because you have lost the debate. Fine--but that is a cheap tactic that evryone uses, when backed into a corner.
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http://bit.ly/hPuDXB
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"Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her — and some other issues — have made it impossible for us to go forward." <br><br>it would kind of make sense if that was the 'other issues.' a linda lovelace biopic would probably be graphic, and even if it's simulated sex, a lot of actors might have a problem 'simulating' with someone who was HIV positive.<br><br>just adding logs to the fire.
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guess the lindsay/hiv thing was a pretty elaborate web hoax.<br><br> http://gawker.com/5528363/the-lindsay-lohan-has-hiv-twitter-scam-that-fooled-everyone
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but i bet 80% of aicn got one as well so
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wasn't lovelace busty?
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Nov. 22, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST
I was looking forward to unencumbered Lohan tits
by Detective_Fingerling
Ackerman doesn't do anything for me.
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nor is any whore, male or female that works in the porn biz. You could grab any chick off the street to portray this slut.
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told me about this last night. Ain't It Yesterdays News.
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Yes, blame me if you wish, but I didn't cause Lohan to use drugs, drink, sleep around, and destroy her career with endless drug fueled parties--nope, she, her friends, and enabling family--that, and an enabling industry, are responsible for that.
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I don't get why people keep talking about this movie that doesn't exist. This guy doesn't own the rights, there's no script, there's no studio, there's no budget, it doesn't exist. This guy is a scam artist.
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i just wanted a porno outta her, thought this movie might ease her into the idea but fuck. well at least we got this sexy bitch to do all the naughty bits instead. btw, if this movie doesnt show a little deep throating through cgi or something then its a major fail.
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I grew-up in the business, it is really the only life I know, and the only thing that I am good at, so I speak about it a lot. If you grew-up in a business, you would probably talk about it with those whom are interested in that business, and that is what I have simply done.
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It's a difficult kind of film to make. Boogie Nights conquered the approach of showing the cast of characters behind the scenes of these kinds of films. PTA's approach was the best way to make it all seem cinematic and not simply a typical biopic troubles-and-successes-and-troubles story (which Boogie Nights contained, yet it wasn't the whole story). Plus, we all saw how well Showgirls turned out. In the imagination of boys and men, this kind of movie seems perfect, but the reality is very different. Mainstream company plus the presence of the MPAA plus stars with "no ________" contracts. The only choice to make this kind of movie cool is to ignore the porn stuff and make everything else interesting (example: Don Cheadle as an urban cowboy who has fallen in love), which goes against why everyone was excited to begin with.
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So, Lohan is a fucker because she does drugs and goes to jail. Yet Linda Lovelace is worthy of a (non-sensationalist) bio-pic for fucking animals. Right on!
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Nov. 22, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST
Lovelace only did animals because she thought it was cool
by DioxholsterImperium
it wasnt her fault!
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actually... http://tinyurl.com/2awzjzw
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...than a, well - you know.
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It would be fascinating!!!!
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Lohan's boobs are closer in size to Lovelace's. Malin is sweet, but get a more busty actress. Wish Scarlett Johanssen or Jessica Biel would do nudity, but damn. Maybe Shannon Elizabeth...
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Seriously, I thought more people would have awakened to its brilliance by now. A shallow, exploitative movie satirizing shallow, exploitative people! It's one of the greats!
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...trust me. It pushed the envelope...pushed the envelope!!!
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In an updated, improved remake, without the cheesy sets and the incomprehensible "story". Make Barbarella an actual sci-fi/space opera character, with a decent story and production values. Then add the sex. I don't think a Linda Lovelace bio-pic would have been a great "comeback" film for Lohan anyway. Too severe and intense. She should try and get in a blockbuster/genre film, and then later try more dramatic roles. I honestly don't know if she can act (she seemed decent in her early roles), but she definitely seems to have star power and potential box-office draw. She needs good management and help getting herself off drugs and out of her destructive narciccism (sp?). She doesn't need to be using and making designer hand-bags, or whatever the hell she is doing. She needs to get lead roles in real movies, sooner than later, or her career is not going to come back. It is a shame. I don't wish drug addiction on anyone. Hopefully she will surround herself with the right people, and get her career and life back on track.
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....in "The Heartbreak Kid." Her last scene is her getting nailed by a horse.
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sleeping around or doing drugs. If that were the case, 99% of Hollywood and 75% of American college students would be on skid row. She pissed people off by showing up late to work and acting like a diva beeotch. There's only so much tolerance for that behavior.<P> <P> @ Media Messiah- to hell w/ the haters, man. I appreciate your insight.
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My God what a gaping fucking gash that tramp is. How many years can she piss away her mon ey on partying and drugs without actually creating anything to generate more?</p><p>The last thing she did was that piece of shit "I'm a ghost" movie that imploded upon release (not counting her cameo as a drunken slut in Machete). A couple of years before that was Herbie and what....Freaky Friday several years before that? That's it? She's got to be about out of money.
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for Media Messiah. Is he like that one dude who used to act like he always had the inside scoop in Hollywood? I forget his name........
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It doesn't make sense to ask a real life whore to play a real life whore!
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Wasn't it Jet something.............?
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Two and a Half Men is one of the greatest shows of all time, unless they are perhaps making a list of the 300,000 greatest shows of all time.
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wink wink
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Wow, you are like the most intelligent person I've had the privelage to see on here. Your amazing observation of my obvious "gag" and then going all serious to defend Lindsay's honor and in turn telling us how it's not equal in the world between the sexes and how we never meet women and explaining to us where vaginas are and everything.<p>You're amazing!
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Lindsay if you reading this, call me i got a movie for you, its called Stargate Revolution and you play as a member of the stargate team who gets penetrated by an alien and it forces her to do things like get drunk and do drugs all the time. You are perfect for the role so if interested email me at dickholster@stargatemail.com
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You honor the greatest Science Fiction writer who ever lived, not to mention just one helluva writer in any genre he put his mind to,
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as yet un released doesnt always mean its bad,but maybe more like its too good or smart for the retard movie masses......or it could suck balls. im just sayin
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practical or CGI effects for all the deep throating, dog fucking and golden showering. I'm a practical effects fan myself. <P> Are they going to have the balls to show Sammy Davis Jr. try to give Linda's husband a blow job like in the book or will they make him some generic black entertainer? The Candy Man Indeed. (No Diox, I was not trying to be like Tilk from Stargate.)
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my game show idea "Show Me Your Cooch!" is guaranteed ratings gold. You wouldn't even have to show your cooch, you would just be the host. Its just the career boost you need right now.
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No, I did not know that. Thank you. <p>Did you ever read the Chaykin graphic novelization of Stars? It is magnificent. I highly recommend it if you have not already read it.
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Maybe you could help me out. Being a virgin nerd everything I know about sex I have learned from watching Japanese porn. <P> Does the vomit enema and octopus tentacles come before penetration or is it something you do after the sexing is all done? 'Cause I don't smoke. I think smoking is gross.
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Hmmmm That 70's bush action just kinda turns me off. I thin i'll skip this one
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they should have cast Shaquille O'Neal as KAZAAM! the rapping genie as Linda Lovelace the dog-fucking pornstar.
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I am going to sound like a geek here, but I see Jon Hamm as Foyle. <p> A more classically handsome lead who can be made to appear as rough as Gully was at first.
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I had such on crush on lindsey lohan. I mean she was a cute white girl, kind of thick. long red hair. nice lips. OMG. Then all this lesbo shit, cocaine, dwi. her loosing roles. I was like WTF is wrong with her? it's sad. Now she's like a coked out former whore who cannot even get her life together. Who's been the rehab like 4 times and failed? WTF. we dont have rehab where im from. You go straight to jail... no rehabilitating anyone. It's sad.
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as lovelace. pretty realistic. Malin is too good looking to play a dog like lovelace.
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I agree totally. I never saw Hamm as Superman.<p> Vin would make a great Luthor, in fact I think the latest animated incarnation of Luthor is based upon Mr. Diesel. <p> Hackman was magnificent as a comic Luthor - I watched Superman I again recently, and Hackman had an Oscar caliber performance. His reaction to the lovely Valerie Perrine when she asks him about saving her mother who lives in hackensack - ground zero, was classic, just looking at his watch and shaking his head no. <p> I laughed very hard at that. <p> Not mention 'otisburg'.
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Nov. 22, 2010, 10 p.m. CST
Someone suggested that Lohan's career can survive drugs,
by thegreatwhatzit
heavy partying and bullshit? Sure, you betcha. Anyone remember Tara Reid? Didn't think so. When you're professionally dead, you're dead (Robert Downey's career was on life-support, not six feet under). Her only hope to is match-up with a faded Tom Cruise in the long awaited sequel to BATTLEFIELD EARTH (directed by Jim Wynorski or Uwe Boll, produced by Sam Sherman). Or maybe a HUMAN CENTIPEDE prequel?
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Lohan's tits are more rare, but they do exist. Ackerman is beautiful and I did quite dig her in Watchmen, but I wanted to see more Lohan nudity just cuz it's rarer.
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Nov. 22, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST
Lohan = Implants + Tons of Make Up and Extensions
by EmmaWatsonsWeirdAss
Lohan's younger sister is 16 - which means look for Ali to bust out any day.
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Nov. 23, 2010, midnight CST
You gotta admit, Mean Girls era Lohan was a sexy beastette
by Onin Solstice
Still hoping Lohan can do a Crazy Heart-like rebound and get her shit together. Drop the drugs and start eating right. And get those big freckled tits to plump up again.
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It's the same set-up: A washed-up star in a comeback role that reflects upon his/her own career. I'm sure Malin Ackerman will do OK, but Lohan would have transcended the film
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Wow, once again you trumped me. You swore which means I have no comeback. I wish I was that clever! I give up!
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this website trys to sink this movie for some reason but its better than most of todays comedys.
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I mean that figuratively and literally.
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problems but who in hollywood doesnt live and let live i say and didnt jesus who im pretty sure a lot of the people posting comments hinge on his every word say let he who is without sin cast the first stone?
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are any of you above reproach? i dont think so
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and im sure neither will have sex with a dog....so fuck this movie
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wilmer valderrama is a douchebag why would you take anything he says for granted?
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I can tell you unequivocally that this is WORSE than SHOWGIRLS.
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...in 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle'...can't believe no one mentioned that yet!
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Nov. 23, 2010, 5:01 a.m. CST
Lindsay Lohan loses a role to an actress almost 10 years her sen
by AsimovLives
And to a SWEDISH actress no less? They rather had a swedish actresss play an american then a real american? That's how low this Lindsay Lohan assclown has become. she had it all. She was the toast of the town. How fucking stupid is this idiot? Very fucking stupid. I hope she has great memories of the parties she had which ruined her professional and personal life, because that's the only thing she's going to take with her in the future. Memories, and not a movie career. I wouldn't be suprised at all if some years from now she would be found dead in some cheap motel room from suicide.
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"Everybody has AIDS and shit".<br><br>How can you not love a movie that has such awesomely hillarious (involuntary) comedy lines like that?<br><br>Besides, i think most people missed the point of the movie, which is, to depict how fucking sleazy and demented the backstage of Las Vegas, and that all the characters in the movie (except for the lead character's best friend) are all a bunch of motherfuckers. SHOWGIRLS is the kind of movie one has to see in the spirit of Scheudefreude. You are not supposed to find the characters sympathetic, you are not supposed to identify with them. The movie is like a trip to the zoo, to see the type of animals that live in there. I mean, it was directed by Paul Verhoeven, you know?
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If what you say is true, oh boy! I'd hate to see the lovely Malin waste her talent and time and public exposure to a bad movie which wouldn't help her career and would be a chore to go through for the audiences.
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Is for insurance purposes..I don't know who Malin Ackerman or whatever her name is..is...Lindsay Lohan would get the film made guaranteed and for foreign audiences who eat all this shit up...but insurers won't take the risk that lindsay may change her mind or not show up.
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for Lindsay to either "leak" a sex tape or to just say f it and become a porn star. look at what it did for Kim K and Paris. No one ever heard of them until their sex tapes came out. With her past and her daddy issues, it seems like a natural transition for her to become the first cross over porn star.
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She looks exactly like Jack Kirby used to draw her.
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Why anyone would even "take a chance" on her anyway is beyond me. She's a fucking horrible actress. It's not like it's Robert Downey Jr. who was brilliant, but held by the demon of drugs. She's just a fucking fake that can't act who happens to be an addict. I hope she goes away and is never heard from again. She's nothing more than a footnote in cinema history.
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shes not a convincing atress, but not a completely bad one. What i think happened is that, while she could have been getting better, she got hooked on all those drugs, fucked up her life. fucking the wrong people... it happened. RDJ had fucking amazing acting skills. Lindsey had it too a long time ago, but it seemed to fade.
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He Scoops you everything ,Harry. And his knowledge of Movies, Comics and Pop Culture in general makes you irrelevant.
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...and you'll see Lindsay's biopic. Her talent-laden career cut short when she tragically chokes on some big Russian's horse meat.
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Her life is interesting, even if she was somewhat pathetic as a human being. Car accident, abusive suitcase pimp husband, Deep Throat (along with shorts with a dog and golden showers), her whole post Deep Throat celebrity and then her crash and burn and the subsequent anti-porn crusade. <p><p>Message? Exploitation works for me.
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Must be weird not having anyone cum on you
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And then she began a rapid decline.
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Much like Clueless. Eminently re-watchable.
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its pretty simple really
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Nov. 23, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST
Sheen: "I did NOT pay these women to have sex with me"
by Damned if I can login
"I paid them to LEAVE when I was done."<p>Greatest. Line. Ever.
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As to RDJ, rather than say "the demon of drugs", it should be "his own demons". Lotsa entertainers party without ruining their lives.
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After seeing the photos from her birthday party, methinks she should be in the Linda Lovelace movie:<p> http://tinyurl.com/3y7x56d
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just kidding. shes in the same age range as me anyway but fuck shes ugly snotty.
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I didn't like Malin in Watchmen. That's all I've seen her in so I don't know if she's worthy to take over the role. I feel bad about Lindsay tho. So pretty. Why does this shit always have to happen? Drugs are bad, kids.
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will lindsay snort it or suck it clean off me?
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She went through alot of shit but she bounced back greatly, after dealing with all that crazy shit. but failing rehab 4 times. there's no one to blame but yourself. Lindsey just needs to go somewhere and be alone for a little bit. get a regular job, live a regular life. that way she'll appreciate the person she can become... Also miley is looking like a club chick with those tight ass leather pants but that's what girls these days want. to either tease guys, look good or be undercover slutbuckets and act like their not. they are women...
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She went through alot of shit but she bounced back greatly, after dealing with all that crazy shit. but failing rehab 4 times. there's no one to blame but yourself. Lindsey just needs to go somewhere and be alone for a little bit. get a regular job, live a regular life. that way she'll appreciate the person she can become... Also miley is looking like a club chick with those tight ass leather pants but that's what girls these days want. to either tease guys, look good or be undercover slutbuckets and act like their not. they are women...
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gravely disappointed. there is no way i'm watching Ackerman inhale wolf genitalia.
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Here is an exert: <p> "Then Hefner said that while he liked Deep Throat, he was more interested by the movie I'd made with a dog (forced sex by her batterer husband described on pages 105-113). "Oh, you saw that one?" Chuck (her batterer husband) said. "Oh that was terrific," Hefner said, "You know, we've tried that several times, tried to get a girl and a dog together, but it has never worked out." "Yeah, that can be very tricky," Chuck said, "the chick's got to know what she's doing." "That's something I'd like to see," Hefner said, "I think I've seen every animal flick (sic) ever made but -- " Then Chuck offers Linda as a "willing" participant.
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Nov. 23, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST
btw, no one believes the whole batterer husband
by DioxholsterImperium
she totally loved it
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Until her head up her ass mother realizes that she is helping her daughter down the road to oblivion. Stop dressing like a 20 year old Dina and be a mother to your child, not her pal.
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No one has ever denied her husband was a batterer. If you mean she did porn solely because she feared being beaten or killed, then I agree. However, read the accounts of Damiano and Reems. Her husband clearly beat her.
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Sick fuck
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Listen to the song I need a white girl by Young Jeezy.lol. There's alot of dudes was looking to fuck miley cyrus. And her with those pictures of her in her bra and panties didnt help. Also wasnt her first boyfriend like 22? WTF, you dont think he was fucking her. she was like 16!!! Her father didnt care. if i was billy ray i would have kicked his ass!
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the little bitch has been 19 since last summer and her chest has been filling out quite nicely (breasts). The only Miley can show off is her Vajayjay.
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The pool janitor?
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She is a precious resource. <P> http://tinyurl.com/5ssxgl
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Within two years, the only jobs Lohan will be getting offered will be for actual porn movies.
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...fuck it:<P>I am willing to bond Lindsay... TO MY COCK!<P><P><P><P>And really, people, spanking it to Miley Cyrus? Yikes...
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if you're going to slam someone, it should be well thought out and hilarious. otherwise, it's just mean and stupid
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I was looking forward to seeing Lohan in this, crap. Pervy-guy Out!
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And there's a part that Lovelace gets fingered while being forced to say "I'm a dumb whore BITCH" or something to that effect. LILO would have been uber win for that role.....and as for DIOX dude, wtf??!!?!? I was watching some youtube behind the scenes of SGU and you were there, in the comment section. Seriously unhealthy SGU obsession there, ACE...
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There's nothing wrong to spanking it to lohan OR cyrus, man. If there's grass on the field, mow it.
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