Nov. 18, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST
Cause you didn't last time for the Star Wars contest...
Nov. 18, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST
I mean come on, lets milk this "3D" as much as we can
Nov. 18, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST
Nov. 18, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST
Nov. 18, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST
and gorgeous photos. But a very thin and predictable story. I kid
Nov. 18, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST
Nov. 18, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST
'cause there's certainly not much to say about it. I'd rather watch paint dry.
Nov. 18, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST
Yup that sums Avatar up.
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST
as usual, us european readers are left behind.
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST
First, everything is a darn twitter contest and now it is 4Xs per day for a freaking week or more. Nope, too much effort and you must remember that it is freaking Avatar. Worst big budget, spoon feed the masses, drivel, made in the last 10 years. No thanks.
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST
For ripping of Dances with Wolves? I mean it's been said a million times but they are tue EXACT same fucking movie. We joke around about Fern Gully and Dances With Wolves but it's fucking true. This movie even ripped off the "tunnel-brain-sync" effect from the show "Sliders". Man I couldn't believe what I was watching and really the only people saying shit about it are people in the talkbacks. It's almost boderline plagiarism
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST
by Nice Marmot
Now lets get Smurfs and Thundercats out of the way so we can move on . . .
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST
by Nice Marmot
. . . by being set in a jungle.
Nov. 18, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST
...the damn thing mesmerizes me whenever I see it on HBO. Watched it 5 or six times already and never tire of it. Sue me. Even in 2D the visuals are amazing.
Nov. 18, 2010, 3 p.m. CST
Even Star Wars & The Matrix were just a retelling of religious texts. John Dunbar never gathered the tribes and led them in a surprise attack either though.
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST
an itchy rash on my testicles?<P>A kick to the nuts?<P>A poke in the eye?<P>A Sarah Palin Presidency?<P>A new Lady GaGa CD?<P>Rush Limbaugh, in a thong, jumping out of my birthday cake (which obviously, then, would not be safe to eat)?<P>A Justin Timberlake Oscar nomination?<P>A month of Mondays?<P>A sequel to the Pixar movie CARS?<P>Ryan Reynolds speaking in a gravelly voice in the GREEN LANTERN movie?<P>These are just a few of the things I can think of, off the top of my head, that I would want more than anything relating to AVATAR.<P>I bet we can come up with hundreds, if not thousands, of things we'd all want and need more. C'mon!
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST
Because I imagine whenever he reads the name Abrams, nothing matters anymore. His eyes widen and glaze over while his hands absentmindedly settle on the keyboard and start typing 200 words per minute of pure bile. Eventually his nose starts to bleed, and he hasn't figured out that it happens every time his Abrams trance comes on. What he doesn't know is that he's slowly killing himself with small, irreparable brain hemorrhages. <p>Poor guy.
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST
which i ordered and i am waiting for Amazon to send it.but i didnt know about the Calendar so i have to get my hands on it.since i am not going to win the contest,i have to buy it.<br /> <p>oh and haters: AVATAR = MASTERPIECE.
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST
Sigournet Weaver(tearfully): "They called me Eyokyok barmbey tutu".<P>Sam Wart:"That means Mother".<P>Avatar was a fucking insult to my intelligence. What a corny cornhole piece of wank. Cameron what were you thinking, man? Horrendous film. Absolutely horrendous. Its gonna take a LOT for Cameron to get back into my good books.
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST
like the whiney cunts that they are...thus it was. <p> Ok so it's not THE most incredible film ever made but I have to agree..it's surprisingly watchable and entertaining on repeat. For all the bitching and whining, they must be missing something that works here.
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST
One can but hope...
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST
Dances With Wolves resembles no other film in the history of cinema.<p>No, not even A Man Called Horse. How dare you suggest it.
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST
like the reason they called her that is because she taught them in a school for five years. Of course I doubt you even understood that in the original cut. Avatar was smarter than most films and contained exposition meant to break through a mind blowing visual presentation in 3D. Basically when people tell me their opinions of avatar and they didn't love it- 10 times out of 10 it went over their heads and they just dismiss it to not reveal their stupidity
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST
set themselves on fire, does that makes it a good and intelligent thing to do?
Nov. 18, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST
It's funny; I bet a lot of guys on here would prefer to bang the one on the left.
Nov. 18, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST
Are you fucking kidding me? Avatar didn't go "over my head" it went under my ass and licked my balls on the way out. Only STUPID people love it. So you are in good company heh heh.
Nov. 18, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST
i suggest you shouldnt do it because it must be bad,right?<br /> <p>fucking morons and their stupid arguments...
Nov. 18, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST
by Rev. Slappy
than ever watching it again.
Nov. 18, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST
All of the fx were done on computers and the movie was bad.
Nov. 18, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST
Not as good as JCs best. As someone said above there is no denying the visuals. Incredible. Watch it a few times on HBO or disc. Pick up the nuances and facial movements of the avatars and aliens. Especially Saldanas character. I think she deserved some awards consideration. Story=C+ Visuals=A+++. Still an undeniable breakthrough of a movie.
Nov. 18, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST
Then you must also think Catwoman is Shakespeare. Give me a fucking break.
Nov. 18, 2010, 6 p.m. CST
from Cameron? I guess he's too busy trying to create his own Star Wars trilogy. Sad really.
Nov. 18, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST
i only watch great films,not garbages.
Nov. 18, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST
And there's no reason it couldn't be brought back with another fantastic movie, like Earth War for example.
Nov. 18, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST
Arm or leg?
Nov. 18, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST
Nov. 19, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST
by frank cotton
at my local BORDERS. out of my price range
Nov. 19, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST
Nov. 19, 2010, 3:15 a.m. CST
That GL ring on the other hand is actually pretty cool.
Nov. 19, 2010, 4:03 a.m. CST
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov. 19, 2010, 5:10 a.m. CST
Avatar wasn't just a flash in the pan epic fail(its quality, story and character-wise, inversely to proportional to its takings), any more than Phantom Menace was. This really is the best "Big" Jim has to offer these days, and the epoch of Terminator 1&2, Aliens and to a certain extent Abyss is long over. His power in Hollywood has led him to some really Poochie notions about what constitutes entertainment, and we are looking at the serious prospect of having to look further afield for cellulloid coolness than our movie masters of old. <p>With Kong and Lovely Bones, the jury's out big time on Jackson also. Del Toro has yet to commit a crime of equal measure to celluloid, so who knows, maybe Mountains of Madness will get some of the shitty taste of Avatar out of our mouths, along with - God-willing - the Ridley Scott Alien preeqs, and possibly, POSSIBLY the Jackson's Hobbits(es)..., although keep in mind these puppies are all either adaptations or sequels - not exactly encouraging for those of us hopeful for new original genre pics. Back on subject, personally I don't think I'll be watching another Avatar movie UNLESS every single character is shitcanned in favour an all-new line-up. Strike one for Cameron, if you like (Titanic doesn't count, anymore than Justin Bieber counts as music - that movie was a public service, designed solely to get sexualy frustrated guys into the knickers of their dates, and it did a bang up job of it, thanks). <p>To summarize, I wouldn't revisit Jake, N'yteri, Grace or any other of those carboard douchebags even if Cameron personally arranged for Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba and Megan Fox to go threes on my cock, nuts and ass, 'round the clock, with no bathroom breaks.
Nov. 19, 2010, 6:01 a.m. CST
by Life Proof
Nov. 19, 2010, 6:15 a.m. CST
by Media Messiah
It is about the state of being, and finding a way to live in balance with nature, without conflict--as well, it is about respect for others, and common human decency--and the consequences for the human race if we don't find that balance...and respect therein. Films like TDK are just about explosions, more explosions, on top of explosions, with an extra lair of frosting filled explosions. Avatar, however, is a tour-de-force of filmmaking, and is a masterpiece--as it's director dared risk a fortune to tell a tale about eco-responsibility, instead of just trying to entertain the lowest common denominator--which is the average American Idiot. He said no to that, and sought to educate them, and those who hate the film, are living in the bliss of ignorance--and they will stay there in their mental Matrix, well, until that ignorance leads them to doomsday. Enjoy--your time is almost up!
Nov. 19, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST
The problem is, a great message doesn't make a great movie. For me, characters are the number one thing that makes a movie entertaining. If I can't relate to or care about the characters, there's just no point. Yeah, Avatar was pretty to look at, and it had a nice message, but I could not sit through it for a second time. Same with the prequels. Is Avatar as bad as the prequels? Of course not, but they both suffer from the same problem, cardboard cutout characters.
Nov. 19, 2010, 7:52 a.m. CST
...Sheesh... thanks for that.
Nov. 19, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST
Every promo I've seen so far on TV just looks so phony and I have a Widescreen HDTV.
Nov. 19, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST
I had my fill of 3D. Pass.
Nov. 20, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST
It's a pulp scifi novel come to life (complete with simplified pulp dialogue), kind of like the story within Gentlemen Broncos (great title sequence) but with an aim to be serious in an "on the nose" way. I'm not a fan of Cameron, and don't watch Aliens if it comes on because I find certain qualities in it too irritating (I was obsessed with the first ALIEN), but I think Avatar worked as pulp entertaiment (with an underlying new age ecological philosophy) and was also his original universe. Extra points for making a movie (possibly derived from countless sources) that is his own franchise universe.
Nov. 21, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST
I think it's pertinent to paraphrase from the Mike Russell review of Avatar, posted on this site from almost a year ago. Basically, having a good message in a movie cannot account for the weakness of having that message delivered by someone screaming at the top of their lungs through a megaphone. Despite being in accordance with the message, you feel embarassed for being 'with' the person screaming it. People tune it out because that person ends up drawing more attention to the irritating delivery than to the content.<br></br>Avatar's only grace note is that it works really well visually. It's a really awesome screensaver, if you turn the volume off.