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From the director of TWILIGHT comes the trailer for RED RIDING HOOD...

Hey folks, Harry here with a trailer that caused unintentional laughter at the press screening of HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS Part 1 last night. The following trailer is attempting in the hardest way to drag the whole TWILIGHT crowd into a RED RIDING HOOD movie, that has been seemingly been transformed into a JACOB movie, about a girl and her werewolf boyfriend. At least, that's what I get from the trailer - and yeah... although it has a pretty outstanding cast, it just looks like a FUNNY OR DIE joke waiting to happen. I'm serious. This is gothic porn - and there's nothing wrong with that... so long as it becomes great gothic porn. But I seriously don't get that vibe from this trailer. It feels --- well, I guess I'll use Mr Beaks' word... "CHEESEDICK" yeah. That describes it. Here ya go...



Ya know, the sexy RED RIDING HOOD was done about a zillion times better by TEX AVERY, but you kids might not have seen that, so I'll include it after this very long link





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  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Gotta See It!

    by Aquaf@g

    Now.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Ok but where is the trailer?!

    by kershner

    No link?!?!?! What the hell??

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Waspo

    by Waspo

    Twinkle has changed movies... Near Dark, Fright Night, and The Lost Boys made Vampires cool, and Twinkle comes along and just messes it all up for all of us.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    See it this March!

    by daggor

    The month when Hollywood puts turds on parade!

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Um...click the long ass link to watch.

    by the_patriot

    It's designed to confuse the TwiHards.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Oh great, now vampires are gay too?

    by MattmanReturns

    Thanks Catherine Hardwicke.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Sarah Palin sux ass

    by JohnWayneWasGay

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Brothers Grimm, anyone?

    by Cosmo Nautilus

    *adjusts tie.*

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:40 p.m. CST

    From the director of Twilight comes.....

    by lock67ca

    ....a movie I don't give a flying fuck about.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Well...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    *That* was a busload of bullshit.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Even though these blatant rip-offs are inevitable

    by CreasyBear

    they're still irritating. Surely even the Twilight fans will look at this trailer and just shrug.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Company of Wolves!

    by nolan bautista

    now thats a Red Riding Hood movie!

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Most Ridiculous Trailer EVER

    by ThisBethesdaSea

    This movie looks like a parody film...ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. What's funny is I actually wanted to like it. I love Lycanthropy and am always ready for a good story. It wants to be Twilight SO BAD! THIS WILL TAK AT THE BOX OFFICE.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Jesus Christ almighty!

    by lock67ca

    That looks even gayer than Twilight, and I didn't think that was possible. Harry, for God's sake, stop plugging this shit!

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Tex Avery

    by hitchhiker42

    Was the man - my dad raised me on all his Screwball Classics.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Oh Jeez

    by D o o d

    That looks TERRIBLE. What the hell is Gary Oldman doing in there?!

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Company of Wolves! was great.

    by the Green Gargantua

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    d o o d - i thought EXACT same thing

    by deanmail

    What the hell is Gary Oldman - this is the same guy from Sid And Nancy, Bram Stokers Dracula, The Professional, The Contender and The Dark Knight, I bloody hope he doesnt start doing suspect movies like DeNiro started doing after Heat and Casino and absolutely trash his legacy of great performances

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Deanmail

    by D o o d

    it's going to be a tough pill for me to swallow if he does, but I guess these terrible movies in their latter years are the paycheck for all their hard work in the former. I don't hate them for it, I just wish they would continue to make and appear in great movies!

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Wow... Hollywood just went full retard...

    by Robber_Button

    ...again.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Was the title 'Bewildered Blonde Cunt' already taken?

    by torontoxic

    That looked like a GAP ad.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    Armie Hammer is the best choice for MOS.

    by UltimaRex

    What, you want me to be on topic? For this? <p>HA HA HA...

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    The Dumbest Movie of 2011? I think so!

    by Saen

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    I'm laughing my ass off!

    by Darth_Kaos

    I think what makes me laugh the most besides just the pure awfulness of it, is that the young studs have contemporary haircuts.<br> And they really shouldn't advertise it as 'From The Director Of Twilight'

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Yo, Cheesedicks

    by Gozu

    It doesn't look good, but honestly, it doesn't look half as bad as a LOT of the shit I've seen posted recently. "Battle for Los Angeles" looks like an overwrought hack-job, Jason Statham is not Charles Bronson, and I don't care about Harry Potter and I'm glad it's almost over. That said, the red cloak against the white snow is striking and Amanda Seyfried is really hot (after "Chloe," she can do little wrong).

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Well

    by pauduro

    you nead an other stupid emo movie for the mases sad

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    00:37

    by RaveX

    that's all.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Darth_Kaos

    by Bruce of all Trades

    To you and me that advertisement looks ridiculous, but it will get asses in seats for sure. Lots of people saw Twilight and this looks to be more of the same bullcrap.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Someone in this village...

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Is a pedophile! I mean Werewolf!

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Another Tweenlight movie to make little girls vaginas tingley

    by JohnWayneWasGay

    They should just cast the Jonas brothers or Justin Bieber.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    by bubcus

    It looks half-good and half cheesy (as in Twilight cheese-ball cheesy). Probably a good date movie though.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Really??

    by roguechef664

    This looks SOOOOO bad. I mean epically bad. How the hell did this get greenlit?? Looks like someone saved one of Tim Burton's used condoms spilled over the script of yet another shitty over angsty teen-based dark romance that is slowly destroying our civilization. I mean, I like some dark fantasy. But, at least make it good.

  • In The Mask when Jim Carrey first sees Cameron Diaz singing up on stage and he starts howling, I always wondered where that was taken from. Interesting...

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Gozu, you might wanna check your pants for lady parts

    by MattmanReturns

    if you seriously think that looks better than Battle: Los Angeles.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Christ, this looks awful

    by SmokingRobot

    My God. What are they smoking?

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    the old hammer to the head trick

    by frank cotton

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Crazy good cast.

    by blackwood

    Who knows, could have some teeth in its pretty head.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Red Hot Riding Hood

    by Wulfgangg

    Classic moment from 4:00-4:40 with the wolf attempting to go smooth talker switching back to his regular talking voice.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Good God.....

    by dukeroberts

    This looks pathetically awful, but does Amanda Seyfried get naked? Me likey her.

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    HoOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDISSHE....?!

    by Nasty In The Pasty

  • Nov. 16, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    "I'm wrong for you." "I don't care."

    by BadMrWonka

    Jesus, I know they make these terrible movies for 13 year old girls, but are they letting them WRITE them now, too?

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    They gayed it up.

    by MaxTheSilent

    The script was great. Should have known they would pour tonnes of TWILIGHT-baiting digshit into it.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    'dogshit'...

    by MaxTheSilent

    ...I mean't.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 3:12 a.m. CST

    From the director of SHIT we give you MORE SHIT

    by quantize

    and the tweeny's line up like the little douchey sad fucks they are

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 3:49 a.m. CST

    Big tax bill...

    by The_Skook

    ...for Gary Oldman this year. Surely the only reason he would appear in utter utter dross like this.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 4:18 a.m. CST

    Seyfried is many varieties of hot...

    by Toruk_Makto

    this, uhhhmm movie, I'm not so sure about.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 4:53 a.m. CST

    Robber Button rules

    by drturing

    hollywood went full retard hahaahahahahahah. <p> You know what ruins this movie? Douche boys hair. Didn't know medieval fucking villages had Vidal Sassoon at the apothecary.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 7:08 a.m. CST

    MattmanReturns: No, they became gay a long time ago

    by onezeroone

    What do you think Interview With Vampire was?

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Narrated by Kane from Poltergeist 2

    by SpartacusHughes

    Julian Beck

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 7:54 a.m. CST

    This would make a great PORNO

    by eROKv

    i would definitely watch. one time on the internet i saw a dalmation that REALLY liked his owner. like ALOT. she was definitely a dog person.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 9:52 a.m. CST

    The Tex Avery cartoon...

    by slave to the one

    was the basis of me and my wife's Halloween costume this year! http://tinyurl.com/redhotridinghood

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    The Tex Red Riding Hood..

    by Big_Daddy_Nero

    I had never seen that before, and having just watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit a couple weeks ago, I find it amazing how much of that Tex cartoon was lifted almost verbatim and put into Roger Rabbit. Obviously this was one of the major inspiration points for Spielberg when making his film, but it's a shame it paid homage to something that nobody has seen.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    "Who's Afraid?" Answer: We All Are.

    by drumble

    Not content with putting one of the greatest character actors there is (Oldman) in a ridiculous purple get-up, they also see fit to reveal that hair-gel was even being used in the dark ages! I have never seen a more shameless attempt to glean success off of another film. Well, maybe I have, but this still makes me mad.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    OMGZ I LOVE his hair!

    by Riff_Randell

    No I fucking don't! Looks too modern and too Twilight-y. Blech, and I was actually thinking of giving this movie a chance.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    this is why Hollywood makes remakes...

    by only1

    next time anyone bitches about Hollywood making too many remakes, it's "original" shit like this that makes the studios look to safer material.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    RE:quantize

    by Riff_Randell

    Not just tweenies. My sisters are grown-ass women with kids and their asses will be on those seats. Because. awwwwwwww it looks so preeeeeeeeeety! Again, blech!

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Never enough werewolf movies

    by ForkTongue

    http://tinyurl.com/2alhcdz

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Cool script - wimpy film

    by BradZuhl

    The script for this was a grisly, rip-roaring yarn. Sure it had some romance, but it wasn't this high school musical/Twilight stuff. Looks like Hollywood has ruined another great script in their endless quest for mo' money.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    ridin' in da hood...

    by silverdog

    so...Little Red Riding Hood is a legend now. I can´t wait for "snow white: based on a true story"

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Three Easy Steps

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    1)Rent Chloe <br> 2)Fast Forward to Seyfried/Julianne Moore sex scene <br> 3)Never stop masturbating.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    Amazing the audience for this doesnt feel patronized

    by quantize

    1. Step one, take genre film 2. Inject buff boys and intense wistful girls 3. Dey mek romance <p> It's so fucking wet and retarded it's sad

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Sno White - the Twilight Saga

    by quantize

    Sno White is a wistful but disturbed beautiful girl, out of place in a small town who meets 7 incredibly buff but slightly short young men with abs to DIE FOR and product in their hair. <p> Harry swoons

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    I was a teenage werewolf

    by CreepingCruds

    I think I'll stay home and listen to The Cramps instead of seeing this crap.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Tex Avery Rules

    by detectivesoap

    I don't buy that "no one has ever seen" that one Big Daddy Nero...you need to bone up on your Tex Avery...very old Droopy is boss, as well as Screwball Squirrel who is just a raving maniac.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    It doesn't look THAT bad.

    by Royston Lodge

    I mean, I'm not interested in seing it but it doesn't look like a cinematic abortion either.<p> With Gary Oldman and Lucas Haas in it, how bad can it be?<p> Amanda Seyfried leaves me cold, and the boyfriend looks boring, but whatever.<p> (It seems pletty clear to me that the boyfriend is the woodcutter, not the werewolf.)

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    JAG_off

    by brattyben

    If you look closely in the Mask, Stanley is watching this particular episode on his TV when the landlady yells at him through the wall to keep it down. This is just before his first transformation. In fact, Tex Avery was the basis for all the cartoon physics in that movie. Just a fun fact.

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    DOCTOR_STRANGEPORK

    by frank cotton

    you've got the best screen name ever - and the three steps thing is beautiful

  • Nov. 17, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    QUANTIZE

    by frank cotton

    you left out the part about them all being hung like the midget (don't start people) in FEAST 2

  • Nov. 18, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    wow

    by Dijjot

    it's nothing.

  • Nov. 18, 2010, 4:01 a.m. CST

    It actually looks very very very bad.

    by V'Shael

    The trailer ran before Harry Potter, and I guess there's not much audience cross over between Twilight and Potter, since the audience basically groaned and laughed and mocked at this thing. What the fuck was Gary Oldman thinking?

  • Nov. 19, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    How can it be a shitty film...

    by Term66

    If it has Gary Oldman in it? Well, if he's NOT playing a fucking dwarf.