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From the director of TWILIGHT comes the trailer for RED RIDING HOOD...
Hey folks, Harry here with a trailer that caused unintentional laughter at the press screening of HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS Part 1 last night. The following trailer is attempting in the hardest way to drag the whole TWILIGHT crowd into a RED RIDING HOOD movie, that has been seemingly been transformed into a JACOB movie, about a girl and her werewolf boyfriend. At least, that's what I get from the trailer - and yeah... although it has a pretty outstanding cast, it just looks like a FUNNY OR DIE joke waiting to happen. I'm serious. This is gothic porn - and there's nothing wrong with that... so long as it becomes great gothic porn. But I seriously don't get that vibe from this trailer. It feels --- well, I guess I'll use Mr Beaks' word... "CHEESEDICK" yeah. That describes it. Here ya go...
Ya know, the sexy RED RIDING HOOD was done about a zillion times better by TEX AVERY, but you kids might not have seen that, so I'll include it after this very long link
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Now.
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No link?!?!?! What the hell??
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Twinkle has changed movies... Near Dark, Fright Night, and The Lost Boys made Vampires cool, and Twinkle comes along and just messes it all up for all of us.
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The month when Hollywood puts turds on parade!
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It's designed to confuse the TwiHards.
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Thanks Catherine Hardwicke.
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*adjusts tie.*
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....a movie I don't give a flying fuck about.
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*That* was a busload of bullshit.
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they're still irritating. Surely even the Twilight fans will look at this trailer and just shrug.
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now thats a Red Riding Hood movie!
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This movie looks like a parody film...ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. What's funny is I actually wanted to like it. I love Lycanthropy and am always ready for a good story. It wants to be Twilight SO BAD! THIS WILL TAK AT THE BOX OFFICE.
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That looks even gayer than Twilight, and I didn't think that was possible. Harry, for God's sake, stop plugging this shit!
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Was the man - my dad raised me on all his Screwball Classics.
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That looks TERRIBLE. What the hell is Gary Oldman doing in there?!
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What the hell is Gary Oldman - this is the same guy from Sid And Nancy, Bram Stokers Dracula, The Professional, The Contender and The Dark Knight, I bloody hope he doesnt start doing suspect movies like DeNiro started doing after Heat and Casino and absolutely trash his legacy of great performances
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it's going to be a tough pill for me to swallow if he does, but I guess these terrible movies in their latter years are the paycheck for all their hard work in the former. I don't hate them for it, I just wish they would continue to make and appear in great movies!
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...again.
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That looked like a GAP ad.
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What, you want me to be on topic? For this? <p>HA HA HA...
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I think what makes me laugh the most besides just the pure awfulness of it, is that the young studs have contemporary haircuts.<br> And they really shouldn't advertise it as 'From The Director Of Twilight'
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It doesn't look good, but honestly, it doesn't look half as bad as a LOT of the shit I've seen posted recently. "Battle for Los Angeles" looks like an overwrought hack-job, Jason Statham is not Charles Bronson, and I don't care about Harry Potter and I'm glad it's almost over. That said, the red cloak against the white snow is striking and Amanda Seyfried is really hot (after "Chloe," she can do little wrong).
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you nead an other stupid emo movie for the mases sad
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that's all.
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To you and me that advertisement looks ridiculous, but it will get asses in seats for sure. Lots of people saw Twilight and this looks to be more of the same bullcrap.
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Is a pedophile! I mean Werewolf!
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Nov. 16, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST
Another Tweenlight movie to make little girls vaginas tingley
by JohnWayneWasGay
They should just cast the Jonas brothers or Justin Bieber.
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It looks half-good and half cheesy (as in Twilight cheese-ball cheesy). Probably a good date movie though.
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This looks SOOOOO bad. I mean epically bad. How the hell did this get greenlit?? Looks like someone saved one of Tim Burton's used condoms spilled over the script of yet another shitty over angsty teen-based dark romance that is slowly destroying our civilization. I mean, I like some dark fantasy. But, at least make it good.
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Nov. 16, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST
Now I get the homage to that Tex Avery Red Hot Riding Hood episo
by JAG_off
In The Mask when Jim Carrey first sees Cameron Diaz singing up on stage and he starts howling, I always wondered where that was taken from. Interesting...
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Nov. 16, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST
Gozu, you might wanna check your pants for lady parts
by MattmanReturns
if you seriously think that looks better than Battle: Los Angeles.
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My God. What are they smoking?
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Who knows, could have some teeth in its pretty head.
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Classic moment from 4:00-4:40 with the wolf attempting to go smooth talker switching back to his regular talking voice.
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This looks pathetically awful, but does Amanda Seyfried get naked? Me likey her.
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Jesus, I know they make these terrible movies for 13 year old girls, but are they letting them WRITE them now, too?
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The script was great. Should have known they would pour tonnes of TWILIGHT-baiting digshit into it.
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...I mean't.
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and the tweeny's line up like the little douchey sad fucks they are
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...for Gary Oldman this year. Surely the only reason he would appear in utter utter dross like this.
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this, uhhhmm movie, I'm not so sure about.
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hollywood went full retard hahaahahahahahah. <p> You know what ruins this movie? Douche boys hair. Didn't know medieval fucking villages had Vidal Sassoon at the apothecary.
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What do you think Interview With Vampire was?
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Julian Beck
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i would definitely watch. one time on the internet i saw a dalmation that REALLY liked his owner. like ALOT. she was definitely a dog person.
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was the basis of me and my wife's Halloween costume this year! http://tinyurl.com/redhotridinghood
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I had never seen that before, and having just watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit a couple weeks ago, I find it amazing how much of that Tex cartoon was lifted almost verbatim and put into Roger Rabbit. Obviously this was one of the major inspiration points for Spielberg when making his film, but it's a shame it paid homage to something that nobody has seen.
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Not content with putting one of the greatest character actors there is (Oldman) in a ridiculous purple get-up, they also see fit to reveal that hair-gel was even being used in the dark ages! I have never seen a more shameless attempt to glean success off of another film. Well, maybe I have, but this still makes me mad.
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No I fucking don't! Looks too modern and too Twilight-y. Blech, and I was actually thinking of giving this movie a chance.
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next time anyone bitches about Hollywood making too many remakes, it's "original" shit like this that makes the studios look to safer material.
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Not just tweenies. My sisters are grown-ass women with kids and their asses will be on those seats. Because. awwwwwwww it looks so preeeeeeeeeety! Again, blech!
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http://tinyurl.com/2alhcdz
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The script for this was a grisly, rip-roaring yarn. Sure it had some romance, but it wasn't this high school musical/Twilight stuff. Looks like Hollywood has ruined another great script in their endless quest for mo' money.
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so...Little Red Riding Hood is a legend now. I can´t wait for "snow white: based on a true story"
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1)Rent Chloe <br> 2)Fast Forward to Seyfried/Julianne Moore sex scene <br> 3)Never stop masturbating.
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1. Step one, take genre film 2. Inject buff boys and intense wistful girls 3. Dey mek romance <p> It's so fucking wet and retarded it's sad
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Sno White is a wistful but disturbed beautiful girl, out of place in a small town who meets 7 incredibly buff but slightly short young men with abs to DIE FOR and product in their hair. <p> Harry swoons
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I think I'll stay home and listen to The Cramps instead of seeing this crap.
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I don't buy that "no one has ever seen" that one Big Daddy Nero...you need to bone up on your Tex Avery...very old Droopy is boss, as well as Screwball Squirrel who is just a raving maniac.
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I mean, I'm not interested in seing it but it doesn't look like a cinematic abortion either.<p> With Gary Oldman and Lucas Haas in it, how bad can it be?<p> Amanda Seyfried leaves me cold, and the boyfriend looks boring, but whatever.<p> (It seems pletty clear to me that the boyfriend is the woodcutter, not the werewolf.)
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If you look closely in the Mask, Stanley is watching this particular episode on his TV when the landlady yells at him through the wall to keep it down. This is just before his first transformation. In fact, Tex Avery was the basis for all the cartoon physics in that movie. Just a fun fact.
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you've got the best screen name ever - and the three steps thing is beautiful
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you left out the part about them all being hung like the midget (don't start people) in FEAST 2
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it's nothing.
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The trailer ran before Harry Potter, and I guess there's not much audience cross over between Twilight and Potter, since the audience basically groaned and laughed and mocked at this thing. What the fuck was Gary Oldman thinking?
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If it has Gary Oldman in it? Well, if he's NOT playing a fucking dwarf.
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