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  • Nov. 13, 2010, 4:28 a.m. CST

    ACK!!

    by Rocco Curioso

    My inner Bill The Cat just coughed up a huge hairball. Scarlett Johansson has ZERO ability as a comedienne. As well as an actress in any capacity. The only human organ that benefits from her existence is Ryan Reynolds's dick, and more power to it [him].<P>Conversely, having watched Anne Hathaway mature as an actress over the past decade... there are very few roles beyond her grasp, including the host of SNL. She'll be great (incl. <fast forward> playing Harley Quinn in the final Nolan-directed Batman opus).

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 5:08 a.m. CST

    Was that a Cathy reference Rocco?

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    The only actress who I think could have done Harley Quinn justice was Brittany Murphy. I don't think Anne Hathaway has the mania necessary to pull it off. Not that she's not attractive. She's also not blonde.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 5:39 a.m. CST

    @iamnicksaicsn

    by Rocco Curioso

    Cathy WHO?--- you lost me there, hoss. Agreed about Brittany Murphy (fine actress who also hosted SNL). Hathaway is only a dye-job away from blonde, and as far as her acting chops go... I believe there is nothing she can't do, and much she WILL do (incl. villianess in a comic book adaptation).<P>This site threw out Nolan's shortlist for actresses potentially involved in his 3rd Batman movie not long ago. Hathaway playing Catwoman seems too obvious... too pat (and apt, for that matter). Her as Harley Quinn works as a bit of misdirection (and what, if nothing else, is Nolan *about* other than confounding expectations?).<P>Also, Catwoman (as hence played on film and on TV) seems more like a seductress than a legit threat. Maybe Nolan can find a way to twist that and (again) confound us, but I somehow doubt it.<P>Therefore, Hathaway as... Harley Quinn. I'm quite sure Nolan will include her, and *not* as the love interest.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 6:18 a.m. CST

    did anybody think that maybe...

    by thedude2010

    the female villain isn't an A lister and could be someone like, Al Ghul's daughter.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 7:13 a.m. CST

    ZOOEY DESCHANEL IS HARLEY QUINN!!!!!!!

    by wackybantha

    MAKE IT SO!!!!!!!

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 7:25 a.m. CST

    zooey deschanel can't act worth shit

    by thedude2010

    Please don't put her in any more movies.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST

    Zooeyanthrianism

    by Rocco Curioso

    True, it can't be gotten around (at least here, courtesy of BSB's eternal machinations)... but she's not correct in this particular scheme of things, except maybe as Vicky Vale, which is very unlikely.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 7:39 a.m. CST

    To quote Harley Quinn...

    by Chewtoy

    "The joke's on you... I'm not even a real blonde."

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Hathaway is NOT equally dreamy--I'd say she's 1/16th

    by Tigger Tales

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Harley Quinn will NEVER be in a Nolan Batman movie

    by OutsideChance

    There's too much baggage from Ledger's death. Just accept it.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    You know, Cathy, the crappy newspaper comic strip...

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    That SNL parodied when the guy who headed up the strip decided to retire... <p> I guess if she can pull of a credible brooklyn accent (I almost said Jersey, *shudder*), then maybe I'll buy it. </p>

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Uh, no. FAIRUZA BALK IS HARLEY QUINN!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    FACT!

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Juggs!

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    she got em!

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    SNL is still on?

    by Xiphos_2

    SNL hasn't be good since______ when ____ left the show. I haven't watched it since______<p> I've taken care of that please move on dipshits.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    @iamnicksaicsn (again)

    by Rocco Curioso

    OK, I got it now... THAT Cathy (the plain jane, put-upon comic strip girl with stringy hair). Still not sure how you equated that with my OP.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    @Xiphos_2

    by Rocco Curioso

    These days, SNL is like a recurring bad dream (of Old Yeller) that you have only once a week, instead of every night.<P>It needs to be taken out to the back of the barn and shot DEAD, and then... it will go away, and never return. Yes, there will follow a moment of nostalgic remorse, but... it's for the best.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Rocco Curioso

    by Xiphos_2

    for a show people claim to not watch and is allegedly circling the drain it gets some good ratings. Why would NBC do away with it? SNL makes money and is fairly cheap to produce.<p> Oh wait I know it's becasue it's not as good as when cast member X left in ______ right?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    I was happy to see

    by RedBull_Werewolf

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    I was happy to see Will Forte on Conan

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    I still think the show lost a lot of charm with him leaving, Hopefully he returns to host at somepoint

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    I've rubbed out the Rubicon to Scarlett a few times.

    by HapaPapa72

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    What's the over/under on Ryan Reynolds showing up?

    by SpyGuy

    Scarlett hosts SNL the week before Reynolds' GREEN LANTERN trailer arrives with the new HARRY POTTER movie. Coincidence?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Adam's Apple

    by Guy Gaduois

    I thought sure that Anne Hathaway had one . . . maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one. Boobs? In the words of Ace V. you can have that surgery done over the weekend in Mexico.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    I've been liking these promos...

    by Thrillhouse77

    They're a little more "off-the-wall" than they have been in the past. Jason cowering as Scarlett goes for a high-five made me laugh.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Hathaway does look like a tranny

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Scarlett looks like a real woman. If Hathaway wants the catwoman role, she better start eating, cause catwoman needs curves, Racheal Weiz already has those curves, which is why out of the leaked names she fit the role much better

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Fairuza Balk...

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    as sexy and great as she was in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, and as manic and crazy as she can play, I don't know if I would buy her as a studied psychiatrist. What was brilliant about Arleen Sorkin's portrayal of her in The Animated Series was that she could turn from the stoic scientist to the insane in a moment's notice, or frankly any other persona necessary to fool Batman or anyone else. I'm just not sure she has the gravitas.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Rocco: Random, yes...

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    But SNL did a parody of Cathy during Weekend Update this season I'm pretty sure, with Andy Samburg as Cathy (I think they've done this a few times). "ACK" is the thing that he said in the skit, because it's what Cathy says in the strip, all the time. <p> I didn't think you were actually referencing the comic, or even the snl skit, but since this is an snl talkback, it reminded me of it, so I made the comment, as obscure as it was. </p>

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    One of Herc's best posts ever. Really!

    by Tall_Boy66

    Promo video. ScarJo in a bikini. That's pretty much it. Bravo.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    "Your wife is physically attractive. Sell her to me."

    by Tall_Boy66

    "Okay." "Sure!" <--- best bit in Hathaway's last SNL gig. Solid stuff all around.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 2:25 p.m. CST

    Only reason to watch is Arcade Fire

    by Garbageman33

    Oh, and Scarlett's breasticles.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    The only actress who could play Harley Quinn is...

    by The Pretzelman

    ...Kristen Bell. Imagine if she (Harley) was not a doctor at Arkham, but an intern doing her psych rotation there. She's married to an abusive cop who really pounds her, yet she never complains. One night, she sees the television broadcasts where The Joker has taken hostages from The Dark Knight and something snaps. This clown somehow is on her level. After Batman puts The Joker in Arkham, she does all she can to see him and listens to his stories ("Wanna know how I got these scars..?" etc.), but more in detail and, more importantly, he listens to her, becoming the first sympathetic ear she's had in a long while. She falls desperately in love with him and goes home and kills the cop husband who's been beating her. Harley then begins commiting crimes as The Joker's proxy, all while he's locked away and loving it. Imagine The Joker just being a voice in a dark cell in the bowels of Arkham. More light was in Miggs's cell in Silence of the Lambs. Harley, as she slowly loses her humanity, moves from a folding chair to the floor; a person to a disciple. It could be an impressive feat if Nolan did it.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    "the final Nolan-directed Batman opus"

    by Shermdawg

    God I hope so.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    I wonder what the marble column replacement will be tonight?

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    I'd pop that zit with my teeth

    by deelzbub

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Batman Casting

    by Barron34

    I like the idea of Kristen Bell as Harley Quinn. They would have to cast someone as the Joker, though, to make the character work. The Joker could be minimally featured in Arkham, in the shadows, as Pretzelman suggested. I think that Joaquin Phoenix could pull the character off as an homage to Ledger, under the white make-up and green hair.***No offense to Anne Hathaway, but I don't find her to be really attractive. She is kind of bug-eyed and big-mouthed, with long, lanky arms and a lanky frame. The only role I liked her in was as Agent 99 in GET SMART. She seems like a nice girl, and the average guy wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I don't find her to be movie star good-looking. Maybe Nolan will cast her as another D.A. love interest type or as Vicki Vale, but I don't think she would make a very good Catwoman.****Rachael Weisz would make an excellent Talia Al-Ghul, though, I think. I can see her as a menacing and hot villainess. ****I think Catwoman should be Batman/Bruce Wayne's love interest. Catwoman doesn't really make a great villain, per se. She is basically a thief who doesn't use excessive force, so essentilly she is just a distraction and a thorn in the side for Batman, not really a menace, ie, she is a complication, albeit not a bad one dramatically. She is ambiguous in her relation to the law, like Batman. As a thief, she is wanted by the cops, but she also has a Robin Hood-like quality, and could also be any enemy of the Mob's, stealing from them and moving around in the Underworld. Handled right, Catwoman could make an interesting foil to Batman. There are a lot of actresses who would do well as Selina Kyle/Catwoman. Naomi Watts has been mentioned. Anyway, I like the idea of Catwoman as an outlaw and romantic foil to Batman.****

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    I bet Scarlett looks really good naked.

    by fiester

    Wish she would do some nudity.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Oh and Hathaway does look like a tranny.

    by fiester

    She is creepy looking.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Anne Hathaway ugly?? really??? WTF

    by Quartermass-87

    Wow weird what some people consider ugly. Really weird.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    "Anne is 100000x more attractive than Scarlett"

    by ORIONgods

    hahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaahaahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahaahahahaahahhaahhahaahhahahahahaa

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    .....................

    by ORIONgods

    hahahahhahahahhhahaahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaaha

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Will Ferrell on SNL tonight?

    by Orionsangels

    I got to thinking with Bush appearing on every talk show this week promoting his book. SNL has to spoof that. They'll need Will Ferrell. So that's my prediction.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    I wouldn't be surprised if President Bush appears tonight

    by Orionsangels

    He'll do anything to promote that book of his and it would be the first time the real Bush is with Will Ferrell's Bush and it'll make headlines.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Hathaway isn't ugly..

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    she's just not the sex symbol that alot of internet geeks seem to think she is. She's very plain jane and really doesn't have the typical sexy body with curves and stuff

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    This is ugly to you people?

    by XoanonTORN

    http://tinyurl.com/2w9fq5k <p> w....t.....ffffff <p> Also, OT, but I'm doing Movember..please donate <p> http://tinyurl.com/2vehy39

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    If Mia Sara was a little younger ...

    by I Max U Mini

    ... maybe she could be Harley Quinn. Oh wait ... in the immortal words of Emily Litella, "Nevermind".

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Kristen Bell can't act for shit does not exist in this

    by PennsyDeux

    dojo, any dojo, or anywhere. I second The Pretzelman and Barron34. The fan art folks have done drawing her to look like Harley is stunning.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    NOBODY WATCHES SNL

    by torontoxic

    Seriously do a talkback on something that hasn't been on life support for 10 years.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    life support for 10 years? The shows been on since 1975

    by Orionsangels

    Whether it's good or anyone watches it or complains. The show will probably out live you too. There's pretty much nothing you can do about it. Like it or not. SNL is here to stay forever.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    scarJo bikini pic

    by Lone_Gunman

    Off topic, had a very looong look at the bikini picture, (yum!) but is it me or theres something wrong with Scarlett Jo funbags? Particularly the one on left, looks like stretch marks, has she got some work done?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    scarJo bikini pic p2

    by Lone_Gunman

    or maybe they are Ryan Reynolds claw marks from a "moment of passion"...

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    SNL will never end, not should it

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    I think in 30 years SNL will still be airing..It's an american staple

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    thedude2010...

    by kisskissbangbang

    I can't find the reference, but I seem to recall Nolan saying that this film would grow out of the previous two, or something close to that. To me, that suggests Talia al Ghul, especially since Catwoman isn't threatening enough, and Poison Ivy not realistic enough. That wouldn't rule out Harley, but I don't think they want to go anywhere near The Joker after Heath's death, and it'd be tough to do her without a flashback to him and her. She's not much of a threat, either (although in a less serious film, it wouldn't matter. And I _can_ see Kristen Bell playing her.) Talia is also more important to the mythos than any female except Selina; after all, she's the mother of his child in the comics (even if he wasn't consulted on it). And who's to say they didn't have a fling when he was learning to be a ninja in Batman Begins, just to add some sexual tension to it? More and more, I'm convinced the villain's Talia--and in that case, I vote Rachel Weisz all the way. <p> As for the girlfriend, it could be Vicki Vale or Julie Madison, who are barely more than names, not even remotely as important as Lois or Lana to Superman's cast--or it might be Silver St. Cloud, the one who discovered his secret and lived to not tell in Englehart's legendary run.(And who was brutally and stupidly killed off in Kevin Smith's appalling miniseries.) Making it Silver would be a class act, a salute to a classic Batman story, and a much-needed fuck you with finger extended to Kevin Smith. As you can probably tell, I like this idea. And if they do go this way (although it's just as likely they'll just make up someone new), I vote for Naomi Watts. <p> Watts and Weisz, both fine actresses and spectacular lookers, and nods to Englehart & O'Neill, the guys who first gave us a serious Batman. It might be so, and it should be so. Here's hoping.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Kevin Smith killed off Silver?

    by OutsideChance

    Didn't he kill off Karen Page in Daredevil too? Talk about a one trick pony.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    With Neeson spilling that he will return, it has to be Talia

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Why else would Neeson have said that he will be doing some filming for the new batman movie, I mean I suppose they could do a flash back without talia, but the only reason to flash back would be to relate it to the plot of part 3

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Nobody watches SNL? Really?

    by SifoDyasJr.

    Better tell it to the ratings which have been stronger than a lot of shows in prime time lately.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Sadly, OutsideChance, yes, he did...

    by kisskissbangbang

    Google Kevin Smith + The Widening Gyre, and you'll learn more than you perhaps wanted to know. Smith has recently talked about his "writing method": smoking ganja till he blacks out, then waking up and finding a script there as if left by elves. I would say that the result reads like it, too; but that's probably insulting to the ganja. I never yet met a doobie that made me want to kill off female supporting characters. <p> It's even worse than you can imagine. Bruce gives Silver hell cause he can't be too careful protecting his secrets, then lets the guy who kills her into the Batcave himself! <p> I'll never see another movie or read another comic by the guy again.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    RedBull_Werewolf...

    by kisskissbangbang

    Liam Neeson said he was filming some footage for Dark Knight Rises? I hadn't heard that; where'd you see the info? If true, then I'd say the chances of it being Talia approach 100%.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Add Wonder Woman, not Catwoman. Wonder Woman

    by jimbojones123

    Couldn't hold a movie on her own anyways. GL, and Flash are easier a bigger draw than the Amazonian.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    This is basicially the same cold open as before.

    by Shermdawg

    Not that I'm complaining.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    This bit wasn't funny the first time!

    by BackRiverCatfish

    Can they at least get an Asian actor? Whats Bobby Lee doing?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    DUDE! I LOVED BOBBY LEE!!!

    by Shermdawg

    BEST BLUE JEAN MASCOT EVER!!!

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Well here we go-

    by Ronnie__Dobbs

    Seems the only reason to visit aicn these days

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Arcade who?

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    GOD DAMN THEM HEELS!

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    Are they obligated to always say...

    by Ronnie__Dobbs

    It is great to be hosting SNL?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    she looks like a Kristin Wiig character---

    by Ronnie__Dobbs

    All twitchy with a stupid voice.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Wait, is that a new guitarist?

    by Shermdawg

    Or is Mr.Pregnant sick?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Wiiiiig, noooooooo

    by BackRiverCatfish

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Fuck

    by Ronnie__Dobbs

    That's 1. Tonight I am counting.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Best opening in a LONG time!

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    Wow... a skit that mocks Obama (kinda)! I'm actually pleasantly surprised. :)

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Abby! Yes!

    by BackRiverCatfish

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    and here comes Kristin Wiig

    by evildeadron

    to ruin the opening monologue

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Kesha has no class. And she has no ass.

    by sighborg

    Seen those photos of Kesha in a bikini? Puke worthy. Noassatall disease. On the other hand, Abby's got back.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    TheGhostWhoLurks, that opening sketch sucked

    by BackRiverCatfish

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Wait....they're really airing shit like that on MTV now!?

    by Shermdawg

    What?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Was that Haley Joel Osment?

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    If you like Cribs

    by evildeadron

    then you'll love cribs

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    "There's a FUCKIN baby in here!"

    by Tall_Boy66

    Snooki and Pregnant. Anybody else hear that or was it just me?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST

    BackRiverCatfish,

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    If that opening sucked, then 99.9% of SNL's stuff must REALLY suck, because that was the first time I've laughed out loud at the show in quite a while. :)

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Millionare matchmaker

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Not sure if any of you have had a girlfriend make you watch this show, but good god the chick is a super bitch, Scarlett is totally nailing her

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    This skit is actually very good

    by Ronnie__Dobbs

    No shitty re-occurring character (yet) and no Wiig. And yes, she is nailing that bitch like I want to be nailing ScarJo.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Well that was dreadful.

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    See the Millionaire Matchmaker sketch?

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    THAT skit SUCKED.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    if people hate it why watch it??

    by Quartermass-87

    On a related note I am not watching it...why?...because it sucks. I am off to watch Night of the Creeps on dvd....later SNL fans.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    If your girlfriend makes you watch that...

    by Shermdawg

    ...you should then make her watch a reality show that's actually good. Like Swamp People. <br><br> "It was the Loch Ness Monsta".

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

    I'm a stupid American so Mexican skits are funny TO ME

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Y'know, instead of this shit, we could be getting a new...

    by Shermdawg

    La Rivista Della Televisione Con Vinny Vedecci.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Actually I take that back....

    by Shermdawg

    ...Hader's killing it in this edition, and Nasim is lookin' fine.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    See? That Obama skit's looking better and better...

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    Isn't it? :)

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    Dude's Denzel is so money.

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    Unstopable spoof wins the night so far

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    i can watch 90 minutes of that denzel impression

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    Hahaha my man! Speed 3 with a Train.

    by Orionsangels

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Great Denzel!

    by Harold-Sherbort

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    AHAHAHAHA Hader trying to hold it together.

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    totally. spot-on Denzel.

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Unstoppable bit was PURE FUCKING GOLD

    by Tall_Boy66

    Best skit of the night. Hell, maybe the season so far. I loved it that much.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Hollywood dish is always worth a laugh

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Those gossip shows are the fucking worst, they are just shit to keep a woman busy between making lunch and dinner

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    saw that movie tonight

    by sith_rising

    and that's pretty much it BOOM! lol

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    So everyone gets a custom backdrop now?

    by Shermdawg

    Bring back the train station stage.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    How tall is the lead singer of Arcade fire?

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    he looks 8 feet tall

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    This is so bad that I am switching over

    by Ronnie__Dobbs

    to Don't Mess With the Zohan

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    ""There's a FUCKIN baby in here!" "

    by jim

    No, it was "friggin' "<p>During the opening monologue song I thought they said "holy shit" but rewound it and it sounds more like "holy shizz".

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    That weekend update was embarrasing

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Worst one in a long time, usually WU is always the star of the show..what the hell happend tonight?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Time to replace Seth Meyers.

    by sighborg

    He contributes nothing. New WU anchor. New head writer.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Win Butler is "only" 6'5

    by Garbageman33

    But the gawkiness makes him seem much taller.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Scarlett is really trying in these skits

    by jimbojones123

    Cannot blame her lack of effort to make the best of each skit.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Ha ha. He falls down. Again and again. Lame.

    by sighborg

    Terrible. Terrible.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Didn't I see this opening sketch already?

    by JuanSanchez

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Was that Keiko O'Brien as the Asian mom in the digital short

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    she'll take any work i guess

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    THE CRANSTON EPISODE IS STILL THE BEST!

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    Broken knee and the digital short were good

    by Tall_Boy66

    But I laughed harder at the broken knee bit because it was so dark and the closeups of Kenan crying made me laugh.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    And weekend update was unusually weak

    by Tall_Boy66

    I agree, WTF? I did dig on the broken knee bit, though. call me simple but I like when they do skits when someone CLEARLY says its a bad idea and they keep doing it anyway. Appeals to the sadist in me.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    Once again I ask...

    by Shermdawg

    ...what's the point of making fun of something that's already funny?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    the broken knee bit was 1000x better than the Wigg sketch

    by Tall_Boy66

    wanna compare funny to lame? watch those.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    I just switched over. Where's Scarlett?

    by SithMenace

    Also, Kristin Wiig is the antichrist of comedy. She took the honors from Dan Akroyd.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Paula Deen isn't sketch material.

    by Shermdawg

    She's host material.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Isn't Seth Meyers Head Writer?

    by mistergreen

    I'd have to say the quality of the writing is better this season. Maybe that's why his weekend update is a little weak.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    I don't get this band with their Tron jackets

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    It's like they are trying to spoof themselves.. is this a skit?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    "the quality of the writing is better this season."

    by Shermdawg

    Funniest thing I've heard all night.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Dammit, not the lame band with the tranny singer

    by SithMenace

    and Blondie rip off tunes. I want a Scarlett skit.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    Comparing "broken knee" to Wigg's sketch.

    by sighborg

    Like choosing AIDS or leprosy.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    Am I the only one

    by jocutus

    who can't understand what this chick is singing? This is in English right?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    what's with this art house canadian band garbage

    by belowzeros

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    OMG her fingers are fing-ing like rainbows

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    It's like I'm on pot with this music without actually being high

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    fucking love this song

    by God's Brother

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    How does one get "on pot"?

    by SithMenace

    Do you mean stoned?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    The Holocaust, genocide, ethnic cleansing, slavery????

    by wackybantha

    What WAS that? What were you thinking? Come on guys?!?!?

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    My God, this child actress skit is painful

    by SithMenace

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    when one smokes pot

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    you are on it

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Never quite heard it put that way Redbull

    by SithMenace

    But you have expanded my horizons.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Jesus Christ, just get to the Marble Columns sketch already.

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Vanessa Bayer is a keeper.

    by sighborg

    Her portrayal of the typically annoying and untalented child stage actress is spot on.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    "My God, this child actress skit is painful"

    by Shermdawg

    Yes. <br><br> Quite.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    I'm "on pot"

    by Harold-Sherbort

    right fucking now. And I wanna go to Disneyland.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    BACK FROM THE ASHES OF SHITTY SLATE REHASHES!!!

    by Shermdawg

    YOU GOTTA GET YOURSELF SOME CERAMIC BUSTS!!!

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    When is the Miley Cyruss show coming back?

    by Orionsangels

    Vanessa Bayer is funny and the new Black guy. He does the best impressions!

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Jesus, Scarlett looks demonic in this.

    by Shermdawg

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    I always add two S's because I think of Cypress Hill

    by Orionsangels

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Did Scarlett lose wight?

    by SithMenace

    She doesn't look as voluptuous as she used to. 'shame.

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    * Weight

    by SithMenace

  • Nov. 13, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Ceramic busts and no joke about Scarlet's bust.

    by sighborg

    Lazy writing. Couldn't even pull off an easy joke.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, midnight CST

    Scarlett's legs in the monologue, wow!

    by Orionsangels

    I want a leg lamp of her leg. A mold casting used from her leg that is lol!

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    I'm a little creeped out by the moving pictures

    by jim

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    ceramic busts? didn't laugh once

    by God's Brother

    because nothing beats Armisen saying 'Maaahbull Caaalllums'

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    They need to use Bayer more.

    by sighborg

    I agree, why haven't the done another Mylie show sketch. Bad sketches they keep repeating. Good ones are done once and done.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Big Jim

    by SithMenace

    I was thinking that exact same thing.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Road House is on VH1 if anyone's interested

    by SithMenace

    Guilty pleasure.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    monologue, Unstoppable, broken knee, digital short, hollywood ch

    by Tall_Boy66

    Those were the keepers. And Unstoppable parody was fucking brilliant. Didn't see the opening sketch, gonna catch it at the 2:30 AM west coast re-run. Other parts of the show were kinda lame with a few chuckles. But ScarJo was in the episode so it's a winner. as for me, gonna plug away at my skyline review a bit more, then maybe watch one or two skits from the Emma Stone episode mainly because I love her so much. lates peeps. seeya next Saturday.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Ke$ha in a bikini

    by dukeroberts

    Just saw the pictures. She has an odd looking body.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    Ke$ha's body looks like that of a 45 yr old mother of 5.

    by sighborg

    Like Tara Reid from the front and a dude from the back. Truly repulsive.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    The profile in those closing pants was the best part of the show

    by jimbojones123

    Better than the legs in the opening.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    This season has been really off so far.

    by sighborg

    Even the Hamm episode sucked. Underused the otherwise fantastic Emma Stone. Etc.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 1:21 a.m. CST

    EVERY LIVE SKETCH WAS A TV SHOW OR COMMERCIAL PARODY!

    by Bungion Boy

    Every single one. Do they not have any original ideas? Why can't characters talk to each other? Why is it only to the camera? There's no dialogue. Only presentation and exposition. Gone are the days of Lisa Loopner, The Coneheads, and Nick the Lounge Singer. In my favorite era of the show (1988-1994), there were plenty of TV Show sketches. Wayne's World, Church Chat, Coffee Talk, and Sprockets. But they wouldn't all be on in one show. SNL has clearly given up. So should we.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    Scarlet Johanssen and Hathaway are the ugliest creatures in holl

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    I would tremble in fear at the sight of these too. how they made it as actresses i do not know.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST

    and that SJ pic up there is fucking aweful take it down man!

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    she looks like a naked grandmother!!! argh!

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:23 a.m. CST

    "They're like mirrors that forget" < - genius line delivery

    by Tall_Boy66

    didn't think the monologue was rip-roaringly hilarious but ScarJo's line delivery in that bit was amazingly old-timey 20's style perky. "If you find it, godspeed!"

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Dixon, name 20 chicks hotter than Johanssen and Hathaway

    by Tall_Boy66

    if they're ugly creatures, I'm sure you can think of 20 broads on screen hotter than them. Go right ahead.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:38 a.m. CST

    I can only name "less ugly" hollywood chicks

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    sadly hollywood is filled with horrendous looking actresses that won't make any man want to pay money to see her crap unless it was some oscar shit. Olivia Wilde is acceptable, not crazy about her, but she is one of the few that doesnt make me want to puke. I dont want to mention others because I fear you guys will trash them to get back at me.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:46 a.m. CST

    This episode makes the January Jones one look like comedy gold

    by Kirbymanly

    Michaels, CLEAN OUT WRITERS!!! This has been an issue for years now. For some reason, you keep thinking that replacing talent will make things better... IT DOESN'T. How can you not see this? Watch tonight's episode outside of the polarizing energy that comes from doing a live show and you'll see what I mean...

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:51 a.m. CST

    The Arcade Fire

    by VitaminZ

    I can't believe it takes that many people to make such shitty music.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    Two great episodes in a row.

    by VitaminZ

    I think this has been a poor season for SNL, but Hamm's episode was great and this one was even better. It's amazing how good the sketches can be when they aren't trying to base them all around Kristin Wiig's stupid voice.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 3:32 a.m. CST

    Dixon, the only hot chick in Hollywood is Olivia Wilde?

    by Tall_Boy66

    And every other chick in Hollywood makes you want to vomit. Only one woman. Check. Got it. Just wanted to make sure.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 3:56 a.m. CST

    Arcade Fire are fantastic

    by Box_Bruceleitner

    Saw them live in September, one of the most entertaining concerts I've been to. They do seem to rub some people the wrong way though but to each his/her own, I think they're making some of the best music out there today.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 5:03 a.m. CST

    No i said there are others but I didnt mention them

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    but even the "less ugly" thats including Wilde, I wouldnt want to fuck per say. For some reason, hollywood only gets the ugly female talent, the hot ones are usually the background performers.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 5:10 a.m. CST

    but i think we can all agree that Scarlet Johanssen and Hathaway

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    are the epitome of ugly. They are the worst, if they both at the same time offered to suck my dick in a threesome, I'd tell them to fuck off until they get super advanced plastic surgery that will totally transform their butthole faces.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 5:44 a.m. CST

    Arcade Fire killed it.

    by RedJester

    Only highlight of this weeks show...

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 6:56 a.m. CST

    Quite a few homos in this forum

    by alienindisguise

    Anne is naturally hot as is Scarlett but most of you have been brainwashed into thinking anorexic skeletal whores like Angelina Jolie are the greatest pieces of ass in the world when in fact she and others like her are repulsive.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Angelina Jolie is fucking ugly old toothbrush ugly

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    I wont let her pot-smoking lips come near my dick ever. she is not as vomit inducing as Scarlett and Hathaway but she makes me vomit in my mouth alittle especially after a meal. Bland bitch, its because of her that I didnt watch "Wanted" and other important flicks.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 7:36 a.m. CST

    any chick with a tattoo is a flagrant bottle of piss

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    When i see a tattoo on a chick it immediately takes down 200 beauty points of her. So if she was hot, then shes got -200 points making her ugly or below average at least. if shes already ugly then -200 will send her to the bottomless pit in hell and I scream inside when I'm forced to look at such ugliness. I know some here feel me and know what I'm talking about. Anyone reading this, DO NOT GET TATTOOS YOU FUCKING UGLY WHORE. same goes for body piercing but that goes without saying.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Agree, No Tattoos

    by Autodidact

    Aside from a tasteful little rose on the ankle or wrist, or other tattoos which are actually feminine and attractive, most tattoos are just butt fucking ugly. And that's when they're brand new. You ever seen what a 15 year-old badly placed tattoo looks like on a woman? Me neither man, I ain't looking to unclothe any women who've been around long enough to have a tattoo for 15 years!

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Jay Pharaoh

    by SK229

    That guy should take over the show. He just needs some good writers behind him, like Eddie Murphy had.... I think nobody wanted to write for Murphy when he started except like two guys, if I'm not mistaken. But anyone who's seen Jay's Denzel impersonations on youtube know those are actually better. Leave it to SNL to fuck that up too... I guess it's harder to get it across in short snippets, but he was still brilliant. His Chris Tucker and Will Smith impersonations are INSANE as well. Congrats on being responsible for the high point in the show and here's hoping we get a new great talent out of this guy. Also, ScarJo tried very hard... it's the show that failed her.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Pharaoh will never become a new great talent until...

    by Shermdawg

    ...he's allowed to come up with some original characters.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Do some of you assholes even think before you type?

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    fuck no you don't otherwise you wouldn't type such retarded shit like - no tattoos on chicks, lose beauty points - and some other dude just yup yupping him, as if either of your 'untouched by a female other than your mom' asses would have a chance in hell with even a 350 biker chick with "dad" tattooed in between her breasts. buncha shut-in gaybos

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST

    If Andy Samberg's dropping by, please read this...

    by BurnHollywood

    You know that stupid fucking digital short skit you keep doing, OVER and OVER again? Where some stereotypically nerdy individual breaks into hip-hop/R&B and the sudden contrast in attitude is supposed to be hilarious?<p> It was funny the first ten times you did it. Now that we're getting into triple digits, not so much. Roping Rihanna and Arcade Fire in doesn't help.<p> Thanks, please get a new act, best of luck.

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Yeah Dix! You're fucking SO ON! Christ! You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

    by Tall_Boy66

    Yeah! The ONLY hot chicks in Hollywood are BACKGROUND PLAYERS <P>That make so much goddamn sense! <P> Every gal infront of the camera is a dog, and every gal out of focus in the background is WAY HOTTER than the chick they have the camera focused on. <P> Of course!!!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Fucking fuck! Every broad in Hollyweird makes me want to vomit

    by Tall_Boy66

    Ugh! Hathaway is so ugly... Ulp ... I don't think I can hold it in... <P> BBLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!! <P>*gasp pant* <P>I'm okay. As long as I don't see her-ULP! A poster of Devil Wears Prada!! <P>BLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! <P> <P> Dix, buddy, you fucking ROCK! I feel the exact same way as you, dude. You are so fucking on! Totally right! Cheers!!!

  • Nov. 14, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    I'll say this about Scarlett Johanssen

    by Itchy

    She has nice tits. Not sure if anyone noticed that or not, but it's true.

  • Nov. 15, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST

    Loved Arcade Fire, though...

    by BurnHollywood

    I made the mistake of getting the original version of "Intervention" off of iTunes and now it's stuck in my head...playing it ten times in a row didn't help, I guess...<p> Sprawl II is a cute song, too, but I keep thinking of this OLD novelty song every time I hear it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCH1IlOfDTM

  • Nov. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Less attracted to Scarlett after that. And Nasim...

    by Behemoth

    ...has one of the most grating voices I've ever heard. Thank Crom for that incredible body, though. But geez, what a voice on that harpie. <p>As for Scarlett, wow, what a horrendous performance in one of the worst written episodes I've seen in a long time. I've never heard so much awkward silence from the audience, all starting with that opening sketch, which was just dreadful. <p>I love the institution that is SNL. I don't want it to EVER be canceled, but this was a terrible, terrible episode. I don't think the "ceramic bust" sketch had one laugh until at least 3 minutes in. <p>And Scarlett's attempt at a mexican accent was terrible. As was her constant "stuttering" that actors so often do to try to lend an air of authenticity to the delivery of their lines. "A-a-and another thing." <p>Then we have Arcade Fire. That performance sealed the deal for me. I do not like this band. Pompous, pretentious and full of themselves. Plus, the singer is a fat-ass. <p>That is all.

  • Nov. 15, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Tall_Boy66, did you not realize

    by Sonny_Williams

    that Diox is flamingly gay? Me neither, until today (not that there's anything wrong with that!)