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Because Michael Bay Wasn't Ready To Make BAD BOYS 3 Yet, Martin Lawrence Ended Up In This New BIG MOMMAS Trailer!!

Published at: Nov. 4, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

Merrick here...
Here's a trailer for BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. I.e. BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 3.
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  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Sheesh

    by blalock

    Give it a rest, Martin.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Big Mamas House 3?

    by BacardiRocky

    Seriously?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Big FLOPPA

    by David Assholehoff

    Nuff Said.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    ban this sick filth!

    by DimensionsPlural

    could no one go see this please? Then maybe they'll stop making them. Thanks.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Seriously???

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    Man, I'd love to see another Bad Boys, but Lawrence is gonna do so much damage to his career, the studio won't WANT him in another Bad Boys.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    This movie will go viral exclusively in suicide notes.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    If there is nothing to say...

    by DrSurvey

    Why the fuck post it at all?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    What will be the better trilogy this or Dark knight?

    by PvtTOUCH

    Wonder how Nolan woulda handled the material

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Doctor_Strangepork

    by Sw0rdfish

    Your comment made me ell-oh-ell, as you young folk say.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Martin Lawrence

    by David Assholehoff

    His career is over. He's going direct to video soon...

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Pero...

    by darksith

    Por que?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    FINALLY

    by palooka_boy

    it's what we've all been waiting for

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Wow, the movies has the same name...

    by RedEgiraahgnal

    ...that my girlfriend gave her boobs.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    No prob, Hated Bad Boys anyway.

    by Stalkeye

    Same goes for most of Bay's films.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Did I really write "the movies"?

    by RedEgiraahgnal

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    "Woah Big Momma!!!"

    by BookhouseBoy

    A line that will echo through the ages.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    I can't wait!

    by jersey_d

    This goes right above the next Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, but slightly below the Uwe Boll Holocaust film on my must see list

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    sons of bitches

    by Dr.007

    After another horrible Son of ___ movie (Indy 4 being the worst ever) we have to endure yet another one that seems to set the bar lower than low. It would be fitting for martin Lawrence to be killed off off screen in the next Bad Boys piece of crap. have him avenged by his son as played by Jaden Smith with a fake mustache

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    by WickedChicken37

    Why God Why?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    And whilst AICN posts non news like this

    by MrJJonz

    I've been reading about Dark Knight Rises casting rumours, Silent Hill sequel, Avengers possible budget issues and more. Perhaps AICN should think about removing both 'Cool' and 'News' from it's name.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    I hope it flops real hard......

    by Sprinky

    Because after 2 movies we don't seem to have seen Lawrence's big ass enough. Making another sequal will fix that problem....NOT.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Bad Boys II is the most reprehensible movie ever made.

    by HoboCode

    Fact.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Are. You. Kidding. Me?

    by Dharma4

    Wow. They really did keep this shit under wraps, good lord.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    WE SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY!

    by Dharma4

    - Dave Chappelle. Genius.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    I would love to see a legitimate black comedic actor

    by Quadrillionaire

    make an awesome and hilarious movie. But alas, all we get is unfunny motherfuckers like Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence delivering lame ass lowest common denominator garbage. I don't know what made Dave Chappelle give up on making movies/tv, but it's sad that corporate execs decided to take away his artistic freedom. He would have made some great, edgy movies.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Just get Tracy Morgan and make Honky Grandma be Trippin'

    by SilentP

    It would be so much better.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    That Is So Terrible, It's Actually Good!!!

    by Media Messiah

    I had some good laughs watching that. "Whoop, there it is-is!!!"

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Dharma4: That's Funny

    by Media Messiah

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Is that the lady from In Living Color?

    by ltgalloway

    The art teacher in the trailer looks a little like Kelly Coffield Park. I tried looking up the credits on IMDB but she isn't on there, but IMDB isn't always 100% accurate. Either way, she's a very funny lady and should get more work!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    top right of this web page`

    by Witwiki50

    can anyone else see the ''how to build muscle'' advert on the top right of this page. That guy has manboobs!!! no need for it

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    I forgive Bad Boys II because...

    by beastie

    without it, there'd be no Hot Fuzz. Hate on Scott Pilgrim all you want (I liked it but understand the dislike), Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead are brilliant.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Bad Boys 2 was a guy movie personified

    by terry1978

    Honestly, that is what it was. I don't know too many hetero dudes that have admitted in real life that they hated that flick. The nihilism itself is almost poetic the way Bay does it.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    This is the death rattle of modern cinema...

    by Lionel_Richies_Hipster_Frames

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Now he knows why they call it The Nutcracker

    by phifty2

    I'll get back to you when I'm done rolling on the floor with laughter. <p> Ok, I'm back.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Ya, know what's weird?

    by Orbots Commander

    Little Chloe Moretz, Hit Girl, was in Big Momma's House 2 and now she's this big movie star. I happened to run across the flick playing on cable the other week and was surprised to see her in it.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Comic genius

    by shran

    That stuff just writes itself.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    So is Bad Boys 3 still officially gettng made?

    by Orbots Commander

    I know part 2 made money, but that it was so fucking awful that it was a franchise killer, like Batman and Robin.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Honky grandma be trippin!

    by Bass Ackwards

    Damn!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    The Fatties, Fart 3

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Jesus FUCKING Christ, and black actors have the NERVE to complain about typecasting while agreeing to star in horrendously stereotypcial GARBAGE like this? Those two minutes of footage just set racial relations back about seven decades.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Itgalloway

    by lochkray

    Yeah, that's her. It appears that the "white-girl" from In Living Color didn't do as well as the "white guy." Maybe everything in the universe will eventually balance out for her - unfortunately, that will probably result in Jim Carrey being in "Big Mamma 4" in theaters February 2017.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    I think it looks funny

    by TheCommodore

    Didn't you guys like the first two movies in this series? My wife and I laughed and laughed at these when we saw them...

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    not one funny scene in that entire trailer

    by Titus05

    recycled jokes from the 90's and 2 dudes pretending to be chicks...is Tisha Campbell still pissed off at Martin?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Guess Martin Lawrence didn't catch on that THE FATTIES...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...And the Jeff Portnoy character in TROPIC THUNDER were kind of about his career.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Martin, Bollywood just called!

    by wtriker1701

    They need you, Son! You'll be The Rising Action Star over there! <p> Call back, Son! Do it! <p> Man, that's like Steve Martin Epic!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Purely for scientific comparison purposes...

    by BurnHollywood

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6CZyy6bWA0

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    AW HAI-AIL NAW!!!

    by Nasty In The Pasty

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    "most reprehensible movie ever made"

    by slone13

    What a pretentious douche.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Jesus Christ in a handbasket.

    by jwhj2007

    I can't get past that awful title.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Because the fans DEMANDED it

    by Sodomy_Joe_Shitpants

    Finally, part three of the "Big Mama" saga comes crashing into a multiplex near you! Bring an extra pair of pants.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Martin Lawrence & Jack Black: Seperated @ Birth

    by LargoJr

    Only possible explanation for 2 such TERRIBLY unfunny people to keep getting jobs...

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    dissapointing

    by Leafy McPlantsalot

    was hoping we would get to see the big momma homeworld or at least see big momma finally make it to earth. I bet they kill paul giamattis character in the first two minutes off camera. sigh

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Would rather have Bad Boy 3

    by andrew coleman

    Just saying.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Sodomy_Joe_Shitpants

    by BurnHollywood

    LMAO.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    I died a little watching that

    by HansBubi

    I seriously experienced this strange, disturbing sensation while watching that trailer. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to die a year or two sooner because I watched that. Watching the full 90 minutes would basically amount to suicide.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Jesus, Mary and the Saints!

    by Heretic3k

    When, oh when, Lord, will Big Mamma finally be lowered into her grave?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Not shooting Big Momma in 3D was a wasted opportunity

    by JackSlater4

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    And most people recognize how awesome Bad Boys II was

    by JackSlater4

    maybe Bays best.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    David Chappelle was right about his Conspiracy.

    by ganymede3010

    He said that every major Black male actor will be asked to put on a dress, wig, lip stick and make up.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Bay Should Write & Direct A Big Momma's House Movie

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

    Get a little more action in them.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Bad Boys II is God awful.

    by imagin78

    Calling something Bay's best is like calling today's stool movement your prettiest ever.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    You're a fucking fool if you expect high art

    by ganymede3010

    From a Bad Boys comedy. ^^^^

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    funniest thing martin lawrence ever did was get heat-stroke.

    by RedHorseVector

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    The Apocalypse is now!

    by bobbofatz

    It aint waitin till 2012 child. Please!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    The next sequel will be

    by bobbofatz

    Throw Big Momma from the train! It will star prez O dressed up as Mommas jealous left of center twin sister.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    How can someone not like Bad Boys 2?

    by elsachmo

    I just don't get it. I've asked everybody I can find and they all love the second Bad Boys movie. What is it that people don't like? It's way, way better than the first movie that's for sure, so I'm assuming that people really hate that film.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Perez Hilton ripped off Merrick

    by UTexLex

    Perez posted this trailer and his comments are nearly the exact same as Merrick's. I'm quite confident he visits AICN, JoBlo, etc for film news because it always appears on there shortly after appearing on these sites, but it's funny his comments nearly mirror Merrick's.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    a hot chick in drag would have been a better idea

    by Titus05

    not even Nia Long could save this sequel...OK maybe Nia could do it or maybe Beyonce

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    This could be in 3D, along with a converted re-release...

    by ricarleite2

    ... of the first two. Big Momma's House is like, a white audience's Madea.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    I guess I fail to understand why this is not considered racist

    by Immortal_Fish

    True story.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Bad Boys II was an awful pile of shit

    by barnaby jones

    The first one on the other hand was and still is awesome.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    I'm boycotting this movie...

    by robin31684

    Because it beat "Annapolis" in the box office on opening weekend and I was in that movie... Oh. And because the first one sucked moose cock.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 3: EVEN EDDIE MURPHIE WON'T TOUCH THIS

    by Tigger Tales

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Another Bad Boys fan who didn't like Bad Boys 2

    by Tom Whitaker

    BB was slick, funny and exciting. BB2 was overblown and obnoxious, mistaking endless action for excitement and easy, cheap, mean-spirited gags for comedy. Although I like a couple of the action scenes, as a whole it's a bad movie.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    at least it keeps him away from movies I'd watch

    by korkie70

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    When there's no room left in Hell's theaters--

    by The Reluctant Austinite

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Where's Martin Lawrence?

    by fiester

    I watched the trailer and all I saw was an obese elderly black woman.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Oh and Sally Field has been cast as Aunt May

    by fiester

    Opposite Martin Sheen's Uncle Ben in next Spidey. <p> You'd think they might post about that sort of thing on here, but nope: need the space for the latest Big Momma news.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Saddest part? Martin's not wearing any makeup

    by pikazerox

    That's what he actually looks like now.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    There's so much cooler news this week

    by cgih8r

    Martin Sheen is Uncle Ben in Spiderman, Sally Field may play Aunt May. There's a bidding site for working out with Hugh Jackman. Robert Downey Jr. talks about his impression of the Avengers script. There's also Judge Dredd news. And here you guys are talking about is another behind the scenes pic of the day and Martin Fucking Lawrence!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Looks better than DUE DATE...

    by Darkman

    ...but then, so does staring at the sun for too long.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    BM3 should be the short, catchy title

    by dukeroberts

    We have been waiting for this BM since the first BM. No BM before this BM has been as large and black. This is the BM to end all BMs.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Also, Like Father, Like Son?

    by dukeroberts

    Where is Kirk Cameron when you need him?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Bad Boys II

    by dukeroberts

    BB2 was loud, mean-spirited, Bay junk. Bad Boys was fun and funny.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    White people

    by edwardpenishands

    will never take black people seriously until they admit martin sucks. I'm just saying

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Bay's best is ARMAGEDDON. End of discussion.

    by slone13

    But the Bad Boys movies sure were fun.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Got Milk?

    by imagin78

    The best thing Michael Bay ever did was his Aaron Burr milk ad. He can't film anything of note longer than 30-seconds.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Yeah, the first Bad Boys is a 90's classic

    by Joely_Boy

    Watch where you swingin' the dead leg!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    I confused my own shit!

    by Joely_Boy

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    "this time he's got back-up..."

    by adobe4578

    more like black-up

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    I. CAN. NOT. WAIT

    by OSAMP1

    for sundays The Walking Dead of course.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Paul Giamatti too busy for sequel?

    by Punisherthunder

    Guess Paul was too busy for this one!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    I liked the first Bad Boys......

    by archer1949

    The second one was bloated, headache inducing, pointless shit. Same with the two Transformers movie.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Corporate Whoredome

    by Madines Sideshed

    You have to be fucking shitting me. Merrick puts this post on, even though it’s obvious he doesn’t want to. Is this a result of Harry’s moment of clarity during his viewing of The Social Network? Is he forcing his contributors to post utter bullshit non-cool news to get backhanders from movie execs? I had my suspicions for a while but this kind of crap is really taking the biscuit. AiCN has been on the go for years, building a fanbase for what – to turn them into numbers so Harry can be a corporate whore? Say it aint so. I mean, the guy has a right to make money from his success, but not like this. Not like this.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    What about the Wanda/Shanaynay movie?

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    I Just Can't Let It Be

    by Madines Sideshed

    I mean, really? Why the fuck is this on the site if not to take one up the ass from some sleazy producer and get a few bucks for the ‘publicity’ it generates for the movie? Honestly – does anyone at AiCN REALLY think this is what the readership of this site are wanting to hear about? Honestly? If so, then you guys are really far out of whack with us all, if not then you guys are prostitutes. I’d love to see a post from Merrick or Harry defending the posting of crap like this. C’mon, tell us why this shit made the site.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    Please Tell Me that Martin is Working on COLLEGE ROAD TRIP 2 !!!

    by ShavedLeatherPig

    anybody hear any rumors about a sequel to my top comedy of the lat ten yeras !!!!!

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    Bad Boys 1, Bad Boys 2

    by Witwiki50

    Loved them both! Absolute amazing movies. Haters gonna hate

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:39 a.m. CST

    How is this different from blackface?

    by deelzbub

    No white lipstick.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST

    cameo appearance by Madea

    by deelzbub

    is Flip Wilson still alive?

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Why?

    by Crimson King

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 3:26 a.m. CST

    Michael Piece Of Shit Bay should only make Bad Boys movies

    by AsimovLives

    Let him only fuck up the very own shit he help created, instead of fucking up established properties, history, or remakes of obscure no-budget SF movies from the 70s.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 3:27 a.m. CST

    BrainDrain, again you do justice to your nick

    by AsimovLives

    One needs to be retard to mistake any car chase in Shit Boys 2 (or any Bay movie for that matter) as good.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 3:58 a.m. CST

    MAN WHAT THE FUCK

    by BlackJackBauer2

    I try to defend black people and we got fuckin coons like Lawerence that cant stop making this fucking bullshit. <p> I fucking QUIT

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 4:03 a.m. CST

    Bad Boys 2 - BAD CHIEF! He was just comic relief!

    by wtriker1701

    A shadow of his former self. That was extremely bad! Too much "fun", but, I admit, some badass action sequences. <p> Same goes for Martin Lawrence there. WHOOOZA! Man, that was just BAD, Bad Boys! <p> The first movie was Beverly Hills Cop league. The second one was not bad, just "too funny" to be taken seriously... Did I just say that?

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST

    I LOVE ARMAGEDDON!!!

    by wtriker1701

    Here I said it!

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 5:09 a.m. CST

    Martin Lawrence...

    by KGersen

    is living insult to just about everyone...black people, white people, people of all shades who like comedy. The guy is not funny, never has been, never will be. Annoying as fuck is all that he is.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 6:10 a.m. CST

    Why is this shit on AiCN?

    by Madines Sideshed

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 6:37 a.m. CST

    I actually got angry looking at that.

    by SID 8.0

    There are no words for how bad that is.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 6:56 a.m. CST

    RED BOLD TEXT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

    by MamboMan

    FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    No one needs to watch the trailer to know it's trash

    by alienindisguise

    Someone needs to bend hollywood over and slam a chainsaw up its ass to cut out the cancer that are these worthless projects. That and all of Tyler Perry's bullshit.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Quiet Down!!!

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    If everyone would just quiet down for a second you might here it. There, that sound. In the background. Can you hear it? Know what it is?<p> That's right. It's Martin Luther King spinning in his grave.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    ugh.

    by HelveticaConspiracy

    oh, martin lawrence. your career was once so promising. you and eddie murphy need to seriously fire your agents.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Martin 'Fat Suit' Lawrence

    by jack Bauer

    Except these days he does not need the fat suit.. <p> Bad Boys 3 : Blubba on the run(ish)

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    You only wish you had a Fatties franchise to fall

    by UltraTron

    back on!

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Gawd.... kill me....

    by Grrrr....

    Did people actually go watch the first two?!! What is with faded black stars (if you can call Martin Lawrence that...) and fat suits?

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    ARMAGEDDON is for retards

    by AsimovLives

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Stalkeye

    by AsimovLives

    Most Bay's movies? You mean, all of them, right?

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Well Asi, to some extent..

    by Stalkeye

    ..i did find The Rock somewhat entertaining. Mostly due to Connery's performance (as the Ambiguous "James bond" character.)as well as Ed Harris, the Disillusioned general who near the end, still retained his code of ethics/honor.The car chases are the usual been there done that fare as for Nic..well he was basically being 'Nic". (dont know if that's a good thing or bad.)<p>Post Rock, it's been further downhill for Bay and Bad Boys was weak but Armageddon is even worse.(Aerosmith's song even made the film shittier.)

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Brandon T. Jackson:

    by The Garbage Man

    What the hell are you doing, man? After the potential you showed in "Tropic Thunder," I refuse to believe you haven't been offered anything better than "Percy Jackson & the Olympians" and "Big Momma's House 3."

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    Black people love a man in fat woman suit

    by UltraTron

    like the French love Jerry Lewis. Man this reminds me that I am Legend the director's cut was a perfect movie with the best vampires out of ALL of this vampire bullshit in 10 years. Epic movie. Studio cut throws away everything- total bullshit. Day Breakers had the best vamp kills though

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    ARMAGEDDON man i never thought that Bay would be

    by KilliK

    capable of breaking his own record of pure cinematic retard-ness which he achieved with that movie,but i was proved wrong when he released the TF2 abomination.and people say that Ed Wood is the most terrible director ever? why? because his movies didnt make money? christ.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay = Total Shit

    by AsimovLives

    It's science.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay vs. Bill Hassel

    by HasselFree

    see HASSEL UNLEASHED at http://www.thesmalls.com/Films.go

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Stalkeye

    by AsimovLives

    One lesson i learned after decades of watchign shitty mvoeis is that a good actor do not a good movie make on his own and alone. A good actor can be good, but he can't make a movie good. that's thwe writers, producers and directors who make movies good or bad. So, no, not even Connery's mega-charisma, Nick Cage's entertainign lunacy and Ed harris magnificent talent can amke that movie be any better then the compelte pile of shit that it is. I mean, if i had to just go by the cast alone, i would mistake ARMAGEDDON for a great movie, because it has Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton, Steve Buscemi and Peter Stormare. If only actors mattered, ARMAGEDDON would be a classic for the ages. But actors don't actuaslly matter in terms if a movie is good or not. Good actors helps a movie, yes, but they can't make them good. In fact Bay actually helps establiash the autheur theory but on the negative, because everytime he makes a movie it becames total complete shit. THE ROCK is also total complete shit, people just get obfuscated by Connery's wattage. But see past that and the movie is a whole pile of shit. Like any other Bay movie.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    KilliK

    by AsimovLives

    I still think that ARMAGEDDON is a worst movie then TRASHFORMERS 2, but only by a small margin. In fact, which of the two is worst is pretty academic, there's so many strong compeling arguments fore each.<br><br>The only good thign about TRASHFORMERS 2 is that it finally made some people understand about Bay what so many already knew for 12 years already, when ARMAGEDDON came out.<br><br>Now all it takes is for the same thing to happen to Zack Snyder and Jar Jar Abrams. It's to bad that the majority of the geekry can only see an hack for who he is only after a full decade after the movie that made them famous and reveled them for the hacks they are. I'll never understand why this has to be like this, why the waste of time.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Bay the shitty fuck

    by AsimovLives

    Fuck Bay up in his fucking ass. Fucking asshole!

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Did i ever told you how fucking shitty Bay is?

    by AsimovLives

    No? Well, he is. Lots.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Wow. Just...wow.

    by DoctorWho?

  • Nov. 6, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Big Momma 3 & Hall Pass

    by the podosphere

    Both have February dumping-grouind releases, because the studios know these two movies are shitfests.

  • Nov. 6, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    even though he's NOT dead...Eddie Murphy is doing Somersaults in

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    So there!

  • Nov. 6, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    ..his grave!!!

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    Wow.Martin...come on...I actually laughed at Roscoe Jenkins(its funny some times)...but ...ah fuckit...I gave up on you 10 years ago...any SPIDERMAN pics ?

  • Nov. 8, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Live Action Fist of The North Star...

    by Toruk_Makto

    Now that was bad comedy. <p> Dammit Cameron, where the hell is my Battle Angel Alita!!